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  • @gayboi7163
    @gayboi7163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4152

    10:50 I've tried to accomplish what this man has but failed many many times. It pains me to know I have lost this battle.
    He is truly a mad lad. I salute you *salutes holding back tears*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      they will forever be remembered 😩😩

    • @ROTTENDECOMP
      @ROTTENDECOMP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      A true warrior. I remember the days to forcing the chain back just a few inches further, to no avail. It warms my heart that a brave young soul has finally managed the impossible.

    • @Nay_the_tanuki
      @Nay_the_tanuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I remember trying to do this all the time

    • @ZeroGuts
      @ZeroGuts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Matty Boi 😭

    • @GetDougDimmadomed
      @GetDougDimmadomed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I still try to do this

  • @a.ffirmative
    @a.ffirmative 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2460

    Joke: Exi...
    Damien: *WHEEEEZE*

    • @Aaryaman
      @Aaryaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jxshua Yuzn *depression has left the chat*

    • @spider541broken7
      @spider541broken7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jxshua Yuzn
      Thats mmmeeeeaaaannnn

    • @Souls_25
      @Souls_25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stolen

    • @Milk_Toast
      @Milk_Toast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheLilSailor and we care why?

    • @nakupovani1
      @nakupovani1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Souls_25 2 people can have the same damn thought Idot

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    4:42 As the Ultimate Gamer, I can tell the best way to play video games while in class without getting caught is to play it all in your mind

    • @generalred6260
      @generalred6260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Chiaki, I have many questions on why your here...

    • @bunnothebunny2454
      @bunnothebunny2454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes many questions

    • @loganl9725
      @loganl9725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh yeah. It's big brain time.

    • @p_p-qn8jp
      @p_p-qn8jp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *playing minecraft in mind*
      *gets blown up by creeper and dies*
      *_F U C K_*

    • @loke8692
      @loke8692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what the fuck chiaki nanami from danganronpa 2

  • @amajikitamaki3367
    @amajikitamaki3367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Penguin gets fat, refuses to walk, mate and communicate.
    Emkay: HE-

  • @sillygooseenergy
    @sillygooseenergy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    EmKay: "look at those cute little smiley faces"
    シ: "am I a joke to you?"

    • @Felisitus
      @Felisitus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @KuroUsagiAwi
      @KuroUsagiAwi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Im want to like but u are at 69 likes

    • @gabano1311
      @gabano1311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Me: shi
      Damien, an intellectual: Smiley face

    • @ricklu5887
      @ricklu5887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gabano1311 tsu not shi

    • @theoracleanimations7772
      @theoracleanimations7772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gabano1311 ooh shi dead 😂

  • @nitesy381
    @nitesy381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2282

    Still can't get over Damien admitting to nutting.

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      my mind is thinking of things that shouldn't be thought of in the history of man

    • @FisheFryer
      @FisheFryer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Bruh your like what at 69 lmao

    • @eringantz4508
      @eringantz4508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      There are 69 likes to this post and I love it

    • @thicc_duck6563
      @thicc_duck6563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Damien: sees it's almost November.
      Time:12:00
      Damien: still nuts
      Everyone:🤦‍♂️🤦

    • @abdlhmdx
      @abdlhmdx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Maybe nutting as in nut fruits and not *N U T*

  • @mightymonty3129
    @mightymonty3129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Damien is 100% the type of guy to own a battleaxe

    • @randomweirdo7501
      @randomweirdo7501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yas lol

    • @darkuswolfitus2015
      @darkuswolfitus2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No no, he probably already owns one.

    • @deimanthe
      @deimanthe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And your like count is a size of a 360 degree scope trick

    • @Sockman-wu5rk
      @Sockman-wu5rk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s called a Viking

    • @Tratroy
      @Tratroy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@darkuswolfitus2015 he says in the video

  • @Lavendeer201
    @Lavendeer201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    10:19 aight so there are these kind of shopping carts that require a quarter to use and they all interlock together with chains while stored so they aren't all over the place and it's hard to steal. Pretty handy way of storage. But he locked the cart... To itself... Like an a*hole lol

    • @octolord3950
      @octolord3950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What store and where

    • @null631
      @null631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Octo Lord you can find them at European stores. Carrefour in France is infamous for having them

    • @boombeachbanana2800
      @boombeachbanana2800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aldi's

    • @Kittymittie
      @Kittymittie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have a store near me (I live in Mo USA), it's an ALDI'S (the grocery store) and they use those carts... I've always wanted to do that...

    • @click.beetle
      @click.beetle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Matthew Wastie me either.

  • @XSanctusMalumX
    @XSanctusMalumX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    "how do you go from studying agriculture to serving Hitler?"
    How do you go from trying to getting into art school to being Hitler?

    • @Kaizer-pt5vk
      @Kaizer-pt5vk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Simple,
      This angered his father who beat him severely.

    • @rosemary_carll
      @rosemary_carll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YAAAAASSSSS

    • @drakefisher6317
      @drakefisher6317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Kaizer-pt5vk And don't forget, the fact that it angered his father who beat him severely angered his father who beat him severely

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If the world wasn't so damn PC whipped, that'd make for a good freaking movie. Not glorifying the destruction of an entire belief system but watching a creative person become a monster over the span of his life and the events that took place to lead him to that point.

    • @awildunus8847
      @awildunus8847 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am the 420 like

  • @Pokepowergaming
    @Pokepowergaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    "How do you go from Agriculture to serving Hitler"
    Better question "How do you go from being an art major to being Hitler"

    • @RealYankee
      @RealYankee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      When U think about it, WW2 got started because Hitler wasn’t accepted into art school

    • @LordCommissarDrac
      @LordCommissarDrac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@RealYankee Moral of the story: be nice to art students.

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@LordCommissarDrac
      Moral of the story: all ungraduated art students are hitler.

    • @snorp6781
      @snorp6781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How did WW1 start from a Serbian man shooting an Austrian man?
      Don't question Europe.

    • @gigipeedee
      @gigipeedee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well technically he was Hitler from birth

  • @ScreamingAllTheTime
    @ScreamingAllTheTime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    “Hi my name is Damien and welcome to EmKay” more like “Hi my name is Damien and I’ve never been to Aldi”

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ABSOLUTELY ROASTED 💯💯💯

    • @Mystxfy
      @Mystxfy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      EmKay hi

    • @blank6477
      @blank6477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@EmKay ANAL

    • @victorselve8349
      @victorselve8349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aldi Nord oder Süd?

    • @pearlo3752
      @pearlo3752 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EmKay ANAL_BULL

  • @Barbelgrabbins
    @Barbelgrabbins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    2:01 I translated it.
    "Still good friends... Always be loyal!" -Joe Biden

    • @RRR101
      @RRR101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @philipp ii. nah its diffidently translated as that is clearly not english

    • @Chriscornelllover
      @Chriscornelllover 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's 3:10

    • @Adam-js8dr
      @Adam-js8dr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RRR101 dont woosh me but that looks english to me

    • @hopefxll
      @hopefxll 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @philipp ii. r/wooosh

  • @muffin_pat_axolotl_8368
    @muffin_pat_axolotl_8368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    "Still good friends,
    Always be loyal!"
    -Joe Biden

    • @Micro13bk
      @Micro13bk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That is the worst cursive attempt ever, and I write in cursive...still wish my teacher would ve taught me how to write normally tho

    • @saruu963
      @saruu963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joe mama

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We all came down here to see if someone answered already.

    • @oculus5995
      @oculus5995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Micro13bk you should see my signed baseball
      You cant even read the cursive on it

    • @pewstings6467
      @pewstings6467 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Do the damn chores"
      -joe mama

  • @user-gf6jm5ri4r
    @user-gf6jm5ri4r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Damien: censors out words but says them

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

    • @Kook_Krazy
      @Kook_Krazy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @A7 Animations use flexseal

    • @QH-173
      @QH-173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @kook krazy Not OP, but ok

  • @indigoaway6
    @indigoaway6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    For Minecraft at school just look up “google drive Minecraft”, if your school has a blocking keyword on Minecraft, just type minecr

    • @gonzo4350
      @gonzo4350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did something like this for fortnite back when that was a thing in my school

    • @geo4876
      @geo4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      block m
      block mi
      block min
      block mine
      block minec
      block minecr
      block minecra
      block minecraf
      block minecraft
      block minc
      block mince
      block mincer
      block mincera
      block minceraf
      block minceraft

    • @Chubbien
      @Chubbien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What if I have it on USB?

  • @NoNo-jo6du
    @NoNo-jo6du 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    “Still good friends, always be loyal”

    • @JesterChat81
      @JesterChat81 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Michal Kožák dont start.

    • @qiekz
      @qiekz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      thank you.

  • @alptunatuncer8961
    @alptunatuncer8961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Emkay: When you turn 21...
    I'm sorry, is this some sort of american joke that I'm too european to understand?

    • @anname7373
      @anname7373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      21 is the legal drinking age in America.

    • @anaceweirdo1579
      @anaceweirdo1579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@anname7373 did you hear the wind it said r/woooosh

    • @imaginewagons9367
      @imaginewagons9367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "laughs in Canadian"

    • @vyrva5690
      @vyrva5690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In Romania there isnt an age limit

    • @richieyeah
      @richieyeah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Americans allowed to join the army at 16 and drive a car, but have to wait to drink their first proper drink till their 21

  • @sxar_0660
    @sxar_0660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    0:38 “how’d you get that out?” He’s wearing camo Damien

    • @YetAnotherGeorgeth
      @YetAnotherGeorgeth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sxar_06 to be fair, a floating hand stealing a chair leg is pretty neat.

    • @sxar_0660
      @sxar_0660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MyFaceBeHi yeah I’d let that go aswell

    • @solaireofastora26
      @solaireofastora26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where? I don't see it.

    • @sxar_0660
      @sxar_0660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Solaire of Astora you are too blinded by the sun

    • @solaireofastora26
      @solaireofastora26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sxar_0660 That's true... Praise the SUN \[T]/

  • @junnguyen3275
    @junnguyen3275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    "I failed [NNN] at the witching hour, and it's been Halloween ever since."

  • @Bernardos2002
    @Bernardos2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    8:18 "How do you go from studying agriculture to serving Hitler?"
    Me - The same way Adolf goes from being an artist to become Hitler.

    • @GolfClash2718
      @GolfClash2718 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hitler was hitler when he was 1. he just went war psycho later on

  • @abdiruiz9996
    @abdiruiz9996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Guy: takes a s*** in a chimney

    • @lokiwebster2984
      @lokiwebster2984 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did he take my chimney sock?

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you don’t like the chimney sweeper from Nazi Germany

    • @courtneymoore5768
      @courtneymoore5768 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he's returning the favor to santa

  • @bobdrantz
    @bobdrantz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    The little "smiley face", シ , is the character for "Shi" in the Japanese Katakana alphabet.

    • @gabano1311
      @gabano1311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just let him have his laugh

    • @raziamaola8439
      @raziamaola8439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ok, killjoy

    • @wfrwfewfr1479
      @wfrwfewfr1479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shi isし

    • @gonzo4350
      @gonzo4350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t mind me I definitely thought that said Katakana and not something stupid like Katana

    • @efectovogel8295
      @efectovogel8295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      X9 Tti In hiragana*

  • @Fi6ment
    @Fi6ment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    _”still good friends, always be loyal”_
    -that Biden meme

    • @citrusalli
      @citrusalli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is indeed the words of Biden. My boy was so close at reading it but so far

    • @subscribetopewdipie6960
      @subscribetopewdipie6960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you know that Iraq's McDonalds sell twin tower sweet and sour for tourism purposes?

    • @cocoa_kitty5431
      @cocoa_kitty5431 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finally someone else who knows how to read it!

    • @cocoa_kitty5431
      @cocoa_kitty5431 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@subscribetopewdipie6960 *insert Damien's laugh*

  • @nathanraber
    @nathanraber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Damien: Look at those smiley faces!
    Me: That’s illegal
    ツ Is not pleased...

  • @mxstq
    @mxstq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    3:31
    I think that says
    "Still good friends - Always be loyal!" I might me wrong I-

    • @user-td3ke9st9m
      @user-td3ke9st9m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As a student who dropped out I cant confirm this

    • @leonardodestro2457
      @leonardodestro2457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a non-american I can confirm this

    • @Phoenix-qm8wy
      @Phoenix-qm8wy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      as a british person i have no idea what’s happening but what i do know is a ton of swears

    • @richtervyn
      @richtervyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      as a person who can‘t even read i can confirm this

    • @MerchantMai
      @MerchantMai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As an Asian in America I can confirm this

  • @Alex-iv6ww
    @Alex-iv6ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    10:50 People put quarters in there and when they return they're cart it gives it back, its so people return their carts, people try to do that though.

    • @geo4876
      @geo4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Put it in what? There is no cart in that timestamp.

    • @lachlanmcnamara9977
      @lachlanmcnamara9977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10:40

    • @robocrusader470
      @robocrusader470 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wrong timestamp

    • @REDFRLegend
      @REDFRLegend 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geo4876 10:22

    • @ninamibog
      @ninamibog 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@REDFRLegend 10:19

  • @icetheirken
    @icetheirken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damien's "WHHAIHAIHAIT WHHAHAHAT?!" and laugh at 6:10 is so perfect. It radiates pure joy.

  • @envoxity9544
    @envoxity9544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    damien: "and ill be seeing ya"
    me: yeah, in the comments section

  • @deknees8969
    @deknees8969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    3:32
    "Still good friends - Always be loyal!"

    • @theretrodragonyope
      @theretrodragonyope 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks, wasnt sure if it did say that or not.

  • @julychee23
    @julychee23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    It says:
    “Still good friends. Always be loyal!
    Joe Biden”

    • @Jliske2
      @Jliske2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah I don't know why everyone at Emkay had such a hard time reading that.
      edit: except that I'm pretty sure they're all high school dropouts lmao

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Jliske2 watch your tongue.

    • @kaitoplayz6486
      @kaitoplayz6486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EmKay please do jojo memes

    • @shok5045
      @shok5045 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait whos joe

    • @TaylaPlayzAKATDG
      @TaylaPlayzAKATDG 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ShokitosMon I know what’s gonna happen

  • @LloydTheZephyrian
    @LloydTheZephyrian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your laugh after some of these is just amazing. Especially when you talk about pissing your pants in front of your kid.

  • @kailyons9640
    @kailyons9640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    History buff Damien: Who is Himmler???
    Me, also a history buff: Himmler is pretty much the main person behind the holocaust
    Damien: wasn't that Hitler?
    Me: Hitler was the CEO, Himmler was the dude in the board meeting who pitched the idea showing how effective it was

    • @onlyrushb6428
      @onlyrushb6428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *_Effective?_*

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@onlyrushb6428 If your goal is to be an asshole to jews, then that is a very effective way to do so.

    • @jangamecuber
      @jangamecuber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@onlyrushb6428 For their goals, not anything remotely resembling ethical practices

  • @The_Sunny_One
    @The_Sunny_One 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    6:55
    Damian after laughing at his own joke: *heavy breathing*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      get this man an inhaler

    • @puppersjr6389
      @puppersjr6389 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @imspear9172
    @imspear9172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    BMW's suck.
    Me: "Looks at my initials ."
    "BMW"
    Me: :(

    • @bananasrotate7821
      @bananasrotate7821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      :(

    • @Atoyihrs
      @Atoyihrs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh my god, its him. Its John BMW.

    • @ihavnestronks8709
      @ihavnestronks8709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      [IM] SeeTheEndOfmyspear
      My first name is Logan and my last name starts with a g so....
      Logan g
      Logang
      Fuck

    • @honu2980
      @honu2980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ;(

    • @tejl8506
      @tejl8506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m steoms

  • @saviilijuzia
    @saviilijuzia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:11 “Still good friends always be loyal” cursive went bRrrRr

  • @entity42
    @entity42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    10:48 so, in Europe we have shopping cart locks to stop people from stealing them. On to unlock them you need to put in a coin. On the front of the devise is a chain with the "key" and on the back is a keyhole the interconnect all the carts. This man just took a carts own chain and locked itself. That, in Europe at least, is the ultimate power move

    • @kevink2146
      @kevink2146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A store in USA also does this with their shopping carts.

    • @Orange_Tree_
      @Orange_Tree_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well, apparently stores in Florida don't have this. And, yeah, this madlad's too dangerous to be kept alive
      UPD: guys, I know there are keyed shopkarts at Florida, that's just Florida man meme

    • @emberno292
      @emberno292 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Orange_Tree_ no Florida has these shopping carts too.

    • @getoscarfied
      @getoscarfied 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Orange_Tree_ I don't remember where in Florida, but I've seen a Dollar Tree with it.

    • @GerberBabyOfficial
      @GerberBabyOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kevink214 ALDI, right?

  • @twisterse3876
    @twisterse3876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    2:10
    My Mum did this when i was 3 because me, my brother and my sister all wanted something and my mum got fed up and threw a tantrum. It works, I don't remember having another tantrum after that..

  • @TRak598
    @TRak598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    06:28
    "You dump me? No, I DUMP ON YOU!"

  • @ChaosDove
    @ChaosDove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:38 The Outsiders is one of my FAVORITE movies ever dude!!!

  • @christopherbeane7603
    @christopherbeane7603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    No one:
    Damien: iTs a SeAtBeLt

    • @ranmaru_tries
      @ranmaru_tries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bean19
      YEAAH
      GOTTEM AT 100

  • @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997
    @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Adults:struggling through no nut november
    Me a 11 year old:*laughing uncontrollably* INFINITE power

    • @geo4876
      @geo4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Me, a 15 year old who doesn't actually have those "urges":

    • @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997
      @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@geo4876 power!!!!

    • @Hekza0024
      @Hekza0024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me when i was 11 but i still failed: *I* don’t *like those odds*

    • @mrblakeboy1420
      @mrblakeboy1420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ironically, you have 69 likes

    • @abandoned-channel99999
      @abandoned-channel99999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @fla3782
    @fla3782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    10:37 Damien: is that a seatbelt, or a cupholder?
    Me: that is a thing called locking your cart's together so people don't steal em, but that dude locked it with itself.

    • @wildmoon9027
      @wildmoon9027 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That dude has done what I’ve always wanted to do for years and seeing it was absolutely glorious

  • @ALPHA_GMR
    @ALPHA_GMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Idk why but Damiens laugh is so precious, every day I get up just to listen to his laughter, my depression lifts almost instantly, thank you so much Damien for making my day. 😊

  • @iambumbo7534
    @iambumbo7534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    someone make art of damien and the battaxe guy togather in arms

    • @peepeecrusher5765
      @peepeecrusher5765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Coming right up

    • @peepeecrusher5765
      @peepeecrusher5765 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iambumbo7534 Thank you have nice day

    • @iambumbo7534
      @iambumbo7534 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alan Villegas-Rios
      i will boil that sub aswell

  • @matthewamade3297
    @matthewamade3297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Bruh I just watched the movie “The Outsiders” in class on Friday. The exact same thing happened. I love seventh grade.

    • @chocomiso6641
      @chocomiso6641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i liek ur pfp

    • @blobfishhhh
      @blobfishhhh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like seventh grade too

    • @Somethinaintright
      @Somethinaintright 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I- what-
      I did too! Sadly the chair story didn’t happen since we have chairs attached to the desks.

    • @themailman1563
      @themailman1563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao dude im in 8th grade and we started last friday and a kid fell out of his chair wtf

    • @Vixilation
      @Vixilation 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My class is watching the movie the day before thanksgiving break

  • @riinak7212
    @riinak7212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Damian: "I want a cake like that for MY birthday!"
    When IS your birthday?

    • @daryankid
      @daryankid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its November 30th, same as mine

    • @101Asa
      @101Asa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fuck it. Send him 2 cakes. He'll comment in a video on what the right date is maybe.

    • @omega.4433
      @omega.4433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Send him a cake everyday.
      He'll have to comment on it eventually.

    • @WagnerBoy55
      @WagnerBoy55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      November 21st i think

    • @worlds2ndbestlawyer
      @worlds2ndbestlawyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nobody7817 Nope! He specifically said Nov 30th!!

  • @supresmeshbras2003
    @supresmeshbras2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:34
    Damien: "I know it's Wily, but Willy's funnier"
    Me: Well, Mega Man 7 did have a typo in it's intro saying Dr. Willy instead of Dr. Wily

  • @ulysseslenka4739
    @ulysseslenka4739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    When your fan makes bionicle instead of normal fanart then you know that you have won it all

  • @Schmirptheburp
    @Schmirptheburp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Damien laughs
    Subtitles: [Music]
    Me: That’s correct his laugh is music to my ears

    • @tehfrog.
      @tehfrog. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wdym his laught sounds like pigs cought

    • @sad.ve1ma
      @sad.ve1ma 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Midoria say sike Rn

    • @jagpag6610
      @jagpag6610 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      69 likes. Nice

  • @deputyrook6232
    @deputyrook6232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    emkay: "how do you go from studying algriculture to serving hitler?"
    me: "how do you go from failing art class to starting WW2?"

  • @rainyday4288
    @rainyday4288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    TH-cam: 4.6K comments
    Me: Well can I SEE THEM!!?

  • @imnotnotroan
    @imnotnotroan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “My moms a huge ODB fan”
    *me watching this with a ODB shirt on (his license thing) smiling*
    *Damien says “Shimmy Shimmy Ah” me also listening to Shimmy Shimmy Ah at the moment also*
    it’s a sign
    That’s he should’ve never died, WHY OLD DIRTY WHY.

  • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
    @shuhratkessikbayev8886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "Look at that cute little smiley face"
    Glad I'm not the only one who thinks the Japanese has a smiley face

    • @blueishere1613
      @blueishere1613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the funny thing is that I cant write tsu or shi without thinking its a smiley, then so and nn are like aa then just straight up no is just eyeless like wtf katakana
      Tsuツ shiシ soソ nnン noノ

    • @pokemoninyourrecommendatio4153
      @pokemoninyourrecommendatio4153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      僕漢少しだけ分かる

    • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
      @shuhratkessikbayev8886 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blueishere1613
      Tsu: happy right
      Shi: happy left
      So: happy cyclops right
      Nn: happy cyclops left
      No: eyes (get it? No eyes? Eh eh?)

    • @nagol_069
      @nagol_069 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blueishere1613 shi just looks like a stroke

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shuhratkessikbayev8886 hwe hwe hwe

  • @SteviiLove
    @SteviiLove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    That Biden thing said;
    "Still good friends, always be loyal"

    • @gamer708886
      @gamer708886 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy shit, someone else that can read what is essentially us older folks' secret coding. X3

    • @huhulili9021
      @huhulili9021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gamer708886 I knew it, those boomers are up to something, that's why we use emoji codes, the war on information will continue.

    • @coolhorselover234
      @coolhorselover234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't know if I should feel proud of the fact I could read the cursive correctly and so quickly. I guess high reading comprehension and being the child of a former SSD teacher does have its pros.

  • @Leon-ge4tu
    @Leon-ge4tu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the writing on the sign at 6:11 . It fits perfectly

  • @beekedout555
    @beekedout555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I felt something deep in my heart when he said ponyboy

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pobyboy

  • @zcubeDbz
    @zcubeDbz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "How did you get that long, cylendrical object out of school?"
    One can only wonder.

    • @boxtime2710
      @boxtime2710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh god

    • @broodypie2216
      @broodypie2216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      all I see is a floating hand holding a flute

    • @robocrusader470
      @robocrusader470 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@broodypie2216 good

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hide a part of a roll of tape on you, then later use that to tape the leg to you back. If you don’t bend an awkward amount, I don’t think anyone would notice.

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *_L E G_*

  • @JeffBuilds
    @JeffBuilds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:26 That's a special device they put on shopping carts in certain areas to prevent kids from playing around with them. What you're supposed to do is chain them together, so that you can't pull one out of the stack. You typically insert a quarter into the device to unlock the chain and use the cart, and the way this thing is designed, the length of chain is long enough to connect to the next one of these devices, but not connect to itself.
    What this mad-lad did was effectively break the device by jamming the end of the chain into the device, and the chain is so tight that it can't be removed.

  • @hyper.lethal
    @hyper.lethal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Gimme a toy or I'll pee my pants!"
    "Here, I'll do it for you."
    "You peed your pants?"
    "No I peed yours.

  • @Nitrex-zl5iq
    @Nitrex-zl5iq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    3:30
    Still good friends-
    Always be loyal!

  • @Nikoane
    @Nikoane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    10:37 I actually got fear from this Image this is an actual MadLad

    • @williamwilson836
      @williamwilson836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How did he fucking do that

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@williamwilson836 black magic

  • @cheeriosd4879
    @cheeriosd4879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Me: :(
    Damien: *laughs*
    Me: :)

  • @thehistoryandbooknerd8979
    @thehistoryandbooknerd8979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay Damien, this is what’s up:
    That thing that you saw with the cupholder on the shopping cart, those are used for locking together shopping carts at the front of the store that the shopping cart belongs to. You have to insert a quarter into the front slot facing you when you are pushing the cart in order to unlock the cart from the rest of the chain, and the only way to get your quarter back is to put the cart back, thus stopping people from just dumping their carts wherever they want to. What that person did was unlock the cart by inserting the part of the lock that goes into another cart into the lock itself

  • @CriminalGamingHimself
    @CriminalGamingHimself 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    13:01 And here I thought the second line was the most terrifying series of Bionicles sets

  • @Boomstic-nz8fw
    @Boomstic-nz8fw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Me: *the perfect channel doesn’t exi-
    Emkay:

    • @jaaamesbaxter5809
      @jaaamesbaxter5809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Emkay: ( ・ ิ ω ・ิ ) hewwo and wewcome

    • @whereismybed
      @whereismybed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      (。OwO。) Hewwo everywon! Twodway we awre lwooking thwrough r/Aww

    • @BigKazzYT
      @BigKazzYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The reply section of this comment is gay (except me)

    • @whereismybed
      @whereismybed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BigKazzYT well.. Your right about that... ;)

  • @mininuttz6989
    @mininuttz6989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Damian: * falls *
    Kids: * laughs at him during a movie *
    Damian: a small price to pay, for a good movie

  • @ft.333
    @ft.333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:13 I love how the people who made it don’t even care that there’s an outlet visible

  • @aubreyterry9453
    @aubreyterry9453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Nobody:
    Damian: I FAILED NO NUT NOVEMBER AT 320 ON NOVEMBER FIRST!

    • @natashadavis9736
      @natashadavis9736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I failed at 420

    • @phyzarel1845
      @phyzarel1845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same tho

    • @peps2888
      @peps2888 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's his Twitter or does he not have one

    • @aubreyterry9453
      @aubreyterry9453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Swifter his Twitter is @DamieanLeeVoice it’s in the description

  • @gunrajsingh4392
    @gunrajsingh4392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    It says, “Still good friends
    Always be loyal”

  • @NecrochildK
    @NecrochildK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "How do you go from agriculture to serving Hitler?!" How do you go from art to Being Hitler?

  • @girlyendergirl1705
    @girlyendergirl1705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:38 this guy is a mad lad because that is the type of shopping cart where you need to put in a quarter in order to use it. This guy was able to
    work around the system by placing the clip inside the lock. GENUIS!!!!!!!

  • @jadynpattison602
    @jadynpattison602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:34 the last word is loyal.
    "Still good friends
    Always be loyal"

  • @tyresejohn8781
    @tyresejohn8781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The next r/madlads:
    Zach: "welcome to emkay my name is Damien"

  • @montythemole3475
    @montythemole3475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    10.47 he says “is that a seat buckle”
    Me “he’s never been to Europe 😔”

    • @thecatshowzgaming8657
      @thecatshowzgaming8657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Actually, the supermarket where I live by in America has those too

    • @charlesramirez587
      @charlesramirez587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      German and other European based grocers have them in the states. Those grocers have a pretty neat model for their businesses usually especially since food is cheap here.

    • @gryotharian
      @gryotharian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They have them in Canada and America too I don’t know how he’s never seen em

    • @TomV-le9dw
      @TomV-le9dw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This hurt my soul

    • @megannewell2133
      @megannewell2133 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Cat Showz & Gaming I always see them at Aldi in the USA

  • @steelsofliquid
    @steelsofliquid ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've done things that probably aren't madlad-like, but I consider me being a madlad:
    - Drank water on the school bus. One of the bus rules in my district is that you can't eat or drink on the bus.
    - Showered with the lights off. I also once showered without what my parents telling me to do, that being to open a window to let out steam due to a fan not being in service (I didn't open a window and somehow they were pretty chill about it)
    - Slept in a hoodie multiple times (the first time was as a joke for a video, but later times was because we lost heating in the winter and it became a viable option)
    - Adding on to that, I sleep in the clothes I'm going to wear the next day. This is actually not that rare, but I'm the only one in a household of 5 who does it.
    - Made several installations of Windows have the look and feel of other versions of Windows and even other OSes: Windows XP as Windows Vista (and currently Windows Longhorn), Windows 11 as Windows NT 4.0, Windows 11 as Windows XP, Windows 11 as Windows Vista, Windows 10 as Mac OS X 10.12, and Windows 2000 as Mac OS 9 (but I never got to experience the OS9 look and feel because I broke the installation and it gave me constant BSoDs)
    There were also things I were going to put in here related to PC stuff, but are actually pretty logical if you know a bit about computers and people who do a lot of stuff with them. Those include:
    - Installing Windows XP on a computer which would've ran Windows Vista from the factory (it ran Vista horribly, and besides, it said on the "cheat sheet", that the OS was Vista but downgraded to XP Pro)
    - Swapping out a 320 GB hard drive for a 465 GB one just to be able to install Windows Vista on a PC that previously had Linux (Ubuntu 22.10) installed.
    - Installing Windows 98 SE on an HP Pavilion a735w from 2004 (It actually worked, and I still use that PC for anything relating to old software and Windows 98, only issues I have are that there's not sound and it sometimes may fail to boot)
    - On two separate occasions, creating exceptions for programs my antivirus blocked, because the antivirus thought they were infected with generic malware. The thing is, my antivirus is Avast, and neither of these programs were infected with malware (one of them even is a game that is on Xbox Game Pass, so I don't even know how that happened, while the other program was run on my Windows XP computer with AVG and AVG didn't find any issues with the program)
    So... yeah. I don't know how to conclude this comment.

  • @Phantasmagoria2164
    @Phantasmagoria2164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "I failed at the witching hour."
    Yo same, Damien

  • @kage8969
    @kage8969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Random reddit post:
    *scientific reddit post*
    Damien: “I do not understand the post, therefore it is stupid and the person who made the post is equally stupid.”

  • @lukedelameter7961
    @lukedelameter7961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Man takes a dump on- *WAIT WHAT???*
    *AHAHAHAHAHA!*”

  • @ilovemen1263
    @ilovemen1263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:28
    It says something about "Scottish Tradition" on that building so I assume it is most likely Scotland
    Where's our accent?

  • @________________Aprilfools63__
    @________________Aprilfools63__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    0:20 if he hits a speed bump he'll lose his own eggs
    if you get what i mean (wink wink)

  • @ungabunga2415
    @ungabunga2415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Damien has never been to Aldi's, lmao

  • @missseel8425
    @missseel8425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:26 I think the second line says “Always be loyal”

  • @Eazy-Duz-It-1986
    @Eazy-Duz-It-1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:13 idk what,but hearing you laugh is so,satisfying and soothing

  • @impulse-nati0n114
    @impulse-nati0n114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    10:48 I've been trying to do that my entire life with one of those cats 🤯

  • @that1calledsam288
    @that1calledsam288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Nobody:
    Damien: *G N A R L Y*

    • @aztroghoul
      @aztroghoul 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you just... Like your own comment

    • @lucahan405
      @lucahan405 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ğņæŕļý

  • @strinkfamily1940
    @strinkfamily1940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Everyone: I thought you were dead!
    Damien: My death was... Highly exaggerated.

  • @jaybiegs
    @jaybiegs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:30 I've seen mechanisms like this on carts at supermarkets like Aldi's, they are meant to cut down on people stealing shopping carts. Basically that chain attaches itself to other carts and then you put a quarter in to unlock it and get the cart, and when you're dont you reattach it and get your quarter back. This mad lad found a way to plug the chain into itself, getting his quarter back without having to relock it to the other carts. Man just shaved 10 seconds off his routine. nice job!

  • @TH-cl9tr
    @TH-cl9tr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    O:58 "Stay gold Ponyboy, stay gold"
    -The Outsiders

    • @thespazzoid6526
      @thespazzoid6526 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't make me cry again

    • @erazor4880
      @erazor4880 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      After reading that damn book I wake up every morning to watch the sunrise and always watch it set.

  • @wildebeest1454
    @wildebeest1454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I'm a history buff."
    "Who is Himmler?"

  • @kkmeowy
    @kkmeowy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:42 I've witnessed this madness. It's like hell to fix.

    • @sethtaros7757
      @sethtaros7757 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      THEY FIXED THE CART BY DOING THAT, NO CART SHOULD MAKE YOU PAY!

  • @nickperkins5400
    @nickperkins5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *that bird is the true mad lad*

  • @Lxgan_
    @Lxgan_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I almost screamed ( for some reason) when Damien said he watched the outsiders cuz currently In my school we are watching it

    • @Cuyite
      @Cuyite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

  • @zeyy84
    @zeyy84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    8:07
    "Look at all those smiling faces"
    *W H E E Z E S*

  • @louixe9326
    @louixe9326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The best sound to ever hear is the precious sounds of Damien's wheezing.

  • @daragon1296
    @daragon1296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:30 there’s Minecraft education edition and it is used for coding and has the elements in it. It can also be used to play normal Minecraft. I know this because we had a coding club that was shut down due to COVID and I’m allowed to play it at lunches because I tell my teacher I’m doing ‘coding’.

  • @maximumwolfe9462
    @maximumwolfe9462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:56 That, my good man, is an anti theft chain, you plug it into the shopping cart in front of it and you use a coin to unplug it, you get the coin back when you're done using the cart, you normally can't plug the chain into the same cart that it's attached to

  • @noelhann5262
    @noelhann5262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The smiley face says “tsu”

  • @nixodian108
    @nixodian108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It says:
    Still good friends -
    Always be loyal !

  • @invadar789
    @invadar789 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:48
    it's fitting your chair gave out while watching The Outsiders; because that exact thing happened to Dally in the movie theater scene. Total prop malfunction, too.

  • @calzerkid2577
    @calzerkid2577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I just finished watching “The Outsiders” in my school.

    • @keiracopeland4721
      @keiracopeland4721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same, finished the book then we watched the movie

    • @Rockydog90210
      @Rockydog90210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We just started the book in my class

    • @explodingkittens8806
      @explodingkittens8806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sameeee

    • @jedithekitten8891
      @jedithekitten8891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I finished the book and am going to watch is this week.

    • @froot8700
      @froot8700 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember that movie, the book is good