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    Music:
    Jeff's Theme
    Nihilore - Breaking Point
    www.nihilore.com/
    (Does great stuff)
    Olivaw | Chasing The Light
    • Chasing The Light - Ol...
    Spring in My Step
    • Spring In My Step - Si...
    Grieg | Morning Mood
    • Morning Mood - Grieg (...
    Tim Beek | Ghost
    • Video
    Kevin MacLeod - Sad Times
    Incompetech
    Ether | Silent Partner
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    All likeness to people in real life is purely coincidental.
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  • @moneyn100
    @moneyn100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2575

    Top15 was the best casting choice ever made, Jeff is my favorite new anime.

    • @marcochavez9381
      @marcochavez9381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My fav character is that barbara person

    • @brutallyhonest123
      @brutallyhonest123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I wasn't sure if he was just a text to speech program until this.

  • @callumsparrow4379
    @callumsparrow4379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4671

    “They moved into one of those ‘fancy’ neighbourhoods”
    Jeff & Liu both get mugged with knives on the first day.
    Definitely one of those fancy neighbourhoods, indeed.

    • @wissmiss1718
      @wissmiss1718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      By 12 year olds no less

    • @Kablam5
      @Kablam5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      By kids who aren't out of elementary, even.

    • @SashaSlvt
      @SashaSlvt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Callum Sparrow fancy must have meant ghetto

    • @echillaoi451
      @echillaoi451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      pretty relatable

    • @50c42
      @50c42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      maybe a fancy neighborhood in detroit

  • @stray_cat87
    @stray_cat87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5096

    I just can't help but laugh at the mom's reaction to Jeff going bonkers, _"Honey, GET THE GUN"_

    • @rangopistacho6928
      @rangopistacho6928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      yeah like it isnt "get the police" or "we should get our son some help" its just "lets kill our fucking son despite everything he has been through"

    • @stray_cat87
      @stray_cat87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rangopistacho6928 ROFL

    • @starstorm5338
      @starstorm5338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@rangopistacho6928 I know. Even if they killed Jeff how will they explain why their son is dead to the cops?

    • @astronautindisguise
      @astronautindisguise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don’t know why but it reminds me of that lady who called the cops cause her pet chimp was attacking her friend and all she kept saying was “THEY NEED TO KILL HIM, SEND COPS WITH GUNS, SHOOT HIM” LMAO

    • @Mehhhhhhhh
      @Mehhhhhhhh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@astronautindisguise I know she fed the chimp Xanax and it's anger was boiling over a decade but that's still more of a decent reason to have him shot. Grown male chimps are stronger than multiple men at once and having one beat on your friend and tear her face off justifies her request and reaction imo. Then there's Jeff, a literal preteen boy who's extremely weak and disoriented from recent events and mutilating his face. Even if he lost his sanity he wouldn't overpower his dad so them immediately running for the gun is even more funny.

  • @williambutcher7429
    @williambutcher7429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1782

    I like how the officers just immediately believe Liu did it. They complete their entire investigation at Jeff’s house lmao

    • @julianbell9161
      @julianbell9161 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      They completed the investigation, the trial, and the sentencing in 20 minutes. Talk about efficiency

    • @koghs
      @koghs ปีที่แล้ว +48

      La Noire be like

    • @ryanboggs5919
      @ryanboggs5919 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Good ol police work

    • @skakirask
      @skakirask 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Also Liu is just randomly out of Juvie to be there for Jeff's face reveal.

    • @Kaylaw9
      @Kaylaw9 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It sounded like Jeff never got Liu's wallet back. Did the cops just not bother to check?

  • @porci751
    @porci751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3650

    I always thought this was a horrible story with a horribly written monster, but now it's clear to me, Jeff was only waiting for the right voice actor to shine

    • @cockroachstepper
      @cockroachstepper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Why did I read your name as "Ricardo Milos"

    • @verycutetaco
      @verycutetaco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      NCViper Because you're a meme intellectual

    • @cockroachstepper
      @cockroachstepper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @TheMaster674 *literally hecking dies*

    • @tobythephantom9070
      @tobythephantom9070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cockroachstepper u got that

    • @dudeistpreist5721
      @dudeistpreist5721 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm convinced it's a troll pasta that got big.

  • @phoenixfire9176
    @phoenixfire9176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3772

    “Endgame is the most ambitious crossover in history”
    Internet Historian - “Hold my Harry Potter fanfiction”

    • @jasrenfro9856
      @jasrenfro9856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Only the highest quality of shit here.

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah boah

    • @phonk162
      @phonk162 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck I was gonna say that

    • @sadvec6328
      @sadvec6328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hold my *HONEY*

    • @johnsullivan186
      @johnsullivan186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phoenix Fire lol endgame was ambitiously awful

  • @butterss1178
    @butterss1178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    "His parents were sad and disappointed"
    As you can see by the dad's smile he truly is devastated

  • @BuglordSupreme
    @BuglordSupreme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2597

    When he got home his parents asked him how his day was and he said in a somewhat ominous voice:
    “Number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce”

    • @moolate127
      @moolate127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I laughed the hardest at this comment.

    • @Renvil_
      @Renvil_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      6:07 I had to hear it again, and the accuracy is more creepy than the pasta :O

    • @ThePainkiller9995
      @ThePainkiller9995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Duuude im fuckin dying over here lmaoooo

    • @PHAToregon
      @PHAToregon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nojus the Moth 😂🤣

    • @jonathanwilliams2320
      @jonathanwilliams2320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Renvil_ are you joking

  • @fernandosalas1581
    @fernandosalas1581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1875

    Imagine jeff the killer stabbing you and as you where slowly dying of blood loss the last thing you heard was:
    *Num🅱️er 15*

    • @zomboss9242
      @zomboss9242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ah yes

    • @diobrando7899
      @diobrando7899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      F O O T F U N G U S

    • @souvikmitra6161
      @souvikmitra6161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      *THE LAST THING YOU WANNA HEAR WHEN YOU ARE DYING OF STAB WOUNDS...*

    • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
      @yeatnumber1Dmuncher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nUmBEr eLeVen, yOur fAthEr Will diE

    • @delirium1643
      @delirium1643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Burger King murder.

  • @Vanamonde
    @Vanamonde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    "Jeff's mother hugged Jeff." Fucking literary genius. 21:38
    Also love that the 13 yr old who wrote this refers to an IV as just "a tube"

    • @Hawth0rne
      @Hawth0rne 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Or their insistence on using the term JDC when “juvie” would’ve worked just fine

    • @Infomaniac_Moment
      @Infomaniac_Moment วันที่ผ่านมา

      And referred to a bleach jug as a "thing of bleach"

  • @Crysta11ize
    @Crysta11ize 2 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    god this story is SO much. the mental image of a bunch of 12 year olds whipping out glocks. parents finding out their young son stabbed a bunch people and being kinda bummed for an hour. a party of grown adults watching these middle schoolers smashing each other through furniture and shooting up a child's birthday party and just.... continuing to sip wine. jeff being literally right next to a shower while on fire and deciding 'nah, gonna throw myself down some stairs instead'. that this story is somehow one of the most popular and influential creepypastas of all time
    also who the hell keeps an OPEN container of bleach in their bathroom?

    • @dirtydan9785
      @dirtydan9785 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uhm, exkyuse you, the proper term is a *thing* of bleach! :nerd_face:

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Man, we had some very terrible standards back then...

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@DonVigaDeFierro Considering that the first Creepypasta was Ted the Caver, there really is no excuse. 😂

    • @tiktok-mc2nq
      @tiktok-mc2nq ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The story feels like if the Yakuza games got an animated show

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@tiktok-mc2nq Oh shit you're right, to think about it Jeff story is like bootleg low quality of Majima backstory.

  • @spookymagicong
    @spookymagicong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5060

    I love how this manages to be a high effort top tier youtube video and a low effort shitpost at the same time

  • @Hororrgun
    @Hororrgun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3746

    "Boys will be boys."
    Lost it at that part

    • @ax9637
      @ax9637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      My name Jeff

    • @ax9637
      @ax9637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The fuck is tumblr, don’t make me take out my dragon dildo.

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dino Bot Mmm. Thats hot.

    • @someonetgg
      @someonetgg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That part was amazing.

    • @arthurmorgan7532
      @arthurmorgan7532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

  • @tomtheconqerur
    @tomtheconqerur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1293

    I love how the cops pulled their guns on a kid for walking down the stairs in his own home.

    • @miurphey
      @miurphey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      They're definitely American cops lol

    • @sussysam2000
      @sussysam2000 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Wait till you guys see cops in Brazil

    • @guccimalcs
      @guccimalcs ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@sussysam2000 lol like any self respecting person would willingly go to Brazil.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That's pretty accurate for America at least. I had a cop pull a gun on me once for walking up my own driveway: my neighbor bought something off Ebay that turned out to be stolen so despite voluntarily handing the stuff and all the info he had and not having any way of knowing the weed whacker was stolen the cops were making it out like he was some fence for stolen goods. I was a teenager, still about 20-30 pounds underweight from a severe illness, walking with a limp from a bad knee, and not exactly a threatening looking guy and this was all in a middle class suburb. Cop also threatened to shoot my puppy who was sitting down with a smile on her face and wagging her tail whenever anyone looked at her.

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Creepypasta Doctors and Cops are their own cosmic level of hilarity

  • @DeathbyProxy
    @DeathbyProxy ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Obsessed with how the author uses the phrase "going bananas" in the most dramatic part of the story

    • @konnosx1213
      @konnosx1213 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      tbh the actualk creepypasta sais "going insane" they changed it for the meme
      not defendnig the writting of the original i am just explaining this detail

    • @mattwalters6834
      @mattwalters6834 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Classic 😂

  • @nono9543
    @nono9543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8068

    As far as I’m concerned, Chills is the canon voice for Jeff.

    • @taxisalad
      @taxisalad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      No No legit, there’s a channel called Bad Creepypasta and bc of them for the longest time I loved the idea of Jeff sounding like a northern English miner who has 80 lumps of coal in his lungs

    • @tsg_frank5829
      @tsg_frank5829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      23:39
      So good.

    • @taxisalad
      @taxisalad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      TSG Frank it really is, if Sony really does go with that awful idea of a Creepypasta MCU fucktard thing, they NEED to hire Chills as Jeff

    • @super_shag8685
      @super_shag8685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      he nailed it!

    • @theblazingflareon830
      @theblazingflareon830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@taxisalad that, to me, will forever be jeff's true voice. Chill's is a close second though.

  • @BloopTheNoop
    @BloopTheNoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3719

    “He picks up Jeff by the collar and throws him through the patio window”
    “Boys will be boys”

    • @Anonymations
      @Anonymations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Me and the boys throwing each others through the windows

    • @notjimpickens7928
      @notjimpickens7928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@Anonymations ah, the good ol days.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Yeah apparently all the parents were OK with this assault

    • @Zomfoo
      @Zomfoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Gillette!
      The best a man can get!

    • @darron13
      @darron13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I spit out my drink at that point

  • @ruggiebuggie3195
    @ruggiebuggie3195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    These bully characters are so extreme that they'd even make Stephen King roll his eyes.
    They bring guns to a kiddie birthday party and hold everybody up like bank robbers just to get back at a kid who refused to hand over his lunch money.

    • @tankhead2645
      @tankhead2645 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      It's funny, because basically the first piece of exposition was that they were in a nice neighborhood

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@tankhead2645 nicest neighbourhood in Baltimore

    • @mitsubachihachi9643
      @mitsubachihachi9643 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@tankhead2645
      You're right-
      Then again, considering how the adult are, maybe the woman who said that was just lying

    • @skakirask
      @skakirask 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They also fight hard enough that the parents are scared away

  • @remsleep2480
    @remsleep2480 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    This creepypasta was a lot scarier when nobody knew it and it was just kind of a playground legend. The story I heard in elementary school was that Jeff the killer was a kid that got tortured and the torture made him insane, and he just kinda lurks across America finding victims. The real story is actually way shittier than the version I remember that scared me as a kid.

    • @NikolasoGames
      @NikolasoGames 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      That sounds kinda cool that some of the creepypastas would become walking 'myths'.

    • @atticuskoch2965
      @atticuskoch2965 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yeah I heard something similar, except that he lived somewhere in my hometown

    • @Naev0w0
      @Naev0w0 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@NikolasoGamesthats how it was back in the early 2010's
      At least that's how it was for me. All these stories weren't from all the 10 year old kids individually finding the story. It was almost always just a roaming story, someone's older brother told them and they told their friends and it spread like a gigantic game of telephone.

  • @letrokid1121
    @letrokid1121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2591

    -Randy: Dies from a punch to the heart.
    -Also Randy: Confesses to trying to kill Jeff despite being dead.

    • @un-capital3666
      @un-capital3666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      They got Kraus to revive him long enough for a confession.

    • @melly4538
      @melly4538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Honorable_Judge_Mental they probably didn't stop the kids because, well... They had guns

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Poor Randy... We never got to hear what he was wearing.

    • @Charlottedapup
      @Charlottedapup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Randy probably told them before he died

    • @bigfatcarp93
      @bigfatcarp93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The confession was during the confrontation in the house, before he died.

  • @kyoukotoshino5600
    @kyoukotoshino5600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6727

    Why didn't jeff use the money he saved with honey, to bail his brother

  • @ParkerTJames
    @ParkerTJames ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I love how the parents at the party just watched a 3 v 1 child death match and didn’t interfere till one was dead and one was on fire.

  • @coinwater8511
    @coinwater8511 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "why would they wear such fancy clothes to a kids party?"
    Little did he know, they were wearing such fancy clothes to a kids FUNERAL

    • @ghost_anna_reads787
      @ghost_anna_reads787 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Here I thought the birthday party was a cover up for a swingers party.

    • @AverageSynth
      @AverageSynth 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Jeff puts the fun in fun-eral

  • @wimpyapple8093
    @wimpyapple8093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5285

    Jeff the Killer: Looks like Mark Zuckerburg, sounds like Chills.
    Genius casting choice.

    • @brosefstalin8181
      @brosefstalin8181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Its so much less scary when all you can think of when you hear his voice is "#15: Burger King Foot Lettuce"

    • @jigmekhesarnamgyelwangchuc9414
      @jigmekhesarnamgyelwangchuc9414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Indeed its fucking awesome

    • @lonestars1158
      @lonestars1158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      14:09 if only they couldve had chris ray gun voice the boy

    • @yanfei7782
      @yanfei7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Even after the the shit he did to his face the Chills voice made it so hard foe me to take it seriously.

    • @jeremiasestevam4624
      @jeremiasestevam4624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@brosefstalin8181 But it wasn't scary in the first place.

  • @Guy-mr8tl
    @Guy-mr8tl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3262

    I feel bad for the billy kid. He got his birthday party interupted by a couple of kids with guns, and ended up having a fight at the end, and leaving a 12 year old child DEAD.

    • @TheBlueKoolAidMan
      @TheBlueKoolAidMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

      >Be me
      >Been living in a fancy neighborhood for years
      >feelsgood.avi
      >Rich family moves in next door
      >They seem cool, mom invites them to my birthday party
      >Birthday arrives, get loads of presents and cake
      >The new kid arrives into the party
      >He seems weird, but whatever
      >Few minutes go by
      >All of the sudden, hear GUNSHOTS
      >Weird kid goes through the window, and gets fucking punched in the face by some other kid
      >Then weird kid starts going at the other kid, then he KILLS HIM
      >ohshit.jpg
      >Then his friends SHOOT AT HIM
      >They all run up stairs
      >Few minutes go by, and the weird kid comes downstairs, ON FIRE
      >The parents go tend to him, while the hospital is called
      >tfw two kids die on your birthday

    • @5udimax
      @5udimax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@TheBlueKoolAidMan this is not 4chan sorry

    • @HowdyBones
      @HowdyBones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spoilers

    • @LEFT4GABEN
      @LEFT4GABEN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@5udimax Fuck off Ledditor

    • @RinitaChan
      @RinitaChan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Technically, Kieth and Troy died too. So three kids end up D E A D

  • @pebbles133
    @pebbles133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    here's more: the red lips. instead of turning them red, the heat frying his soft tissue nerves would actually turn them whitish grey, due to the absence of blood. its like cooking steak well-done. not only should it never be done, but it removes blood and the meat bleaches.

    • @rougeakane
      @rougeakane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yum, roasted creepypasta

    • @stevecraft56166
      @stevecraft56166 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They putted flesh to replace the skin bruh

    • @ColdWarAviator
      @ColdWarAviator ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I like my steaks like I like my"Jeff the Killers".....
      Medium rare.

    • @furgalmanson8640
      @furgalmanson8640 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stevecraft56166 i thoufht they specifically said that the lips TURNED red and not replaced wirh any skin. Also why would the skin be red?

    • @renard6012
      @renard6012 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree with you. Steak should never be cooked well-done. You lose a lot of the flavor.

  • @timjennings4342
    @timjennings4342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    The fight scene was written like a Yakuza set piece. I’m pretty sure those are heat moves.
    I can’t believe Randy crashed the Tojo Clan birthday party with only 2 guys, what a badass.

    • @ShadicRothZz1998
      @ShadicRothZz1998 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Damn shame the Killer of The Tojo was there, but he did a fucking number on him.

    • @kingtut5520
      @kingtut5520 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Three 12 year olds taking on the entire Tojo clan and winning sounds like an actual substory in Yakuza 0.

    • @mattwalters6834
      @mattwalters6834 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Or like Jason Bourne 😂

    • @WolfWalrus
      @WolfWalrus 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It seriously is like the Randy Everywhere system the way he pops up like "Jeff-chan!!"

  • @the_names_t6841
    @the_names_t6841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4248

    see's own child's self inflicted wounds;
    'honey get the gun.'

    • @tylerwaynes2107
      @tylerwaynes2107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      Outstanding move.

    • @scavenger6576
      @scavenger6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      And here I was thinking Jeff was the insane one...

    • @OwDaOm
      @OwDaOm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @H M Oh my gosh you idiot do you not follow the Jeff the Killer Extended Universe? His mind and sanity break when he kills Randy. And then Randy... I guess like... admits to doing the bad thing... somehow?

    • @verycursed5585
      @verycursed5585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@OwDaOm ashduitasydiofoagdasd

    • @Jericho297
      @Jericho297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I never notice that kinda fucked up.

  • @akm1177
    @akm1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13401

    After recovering, Jeff realized he was truly living in a society.

    • @Fantomas-dt6vq
      @Fantomas-dt6vq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Nope. Gamers are white nationalists, gamers rise up against opression. Jeff kills just for the sake of killing

    • @KJSykes
      @KJSykes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Fantomas 2137 woooosh(?)

    • @ericgodoleshi383
      @ericgodoleshi383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      GHoStFaCe BOi no, not a whoosh

    • @zay9050
      @zay9050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ericgodoleshi383 r/wosh

    • @ericgodoleshi383
      @ericgodoleshi383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      garf jovi R/wansh insta normie wholesome 100 Keanu chungus 100

  • @akajulester
    @akajulester 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2311

    I love how ridiculously stupid these stories are, their horrible writing is what makes them so memorable. Aside from the repetitive narration ("Jeff's mother hugs Jeff" lmao), there's so much unnecessary information that seems like it'll lead somewhere but never does, mainly all the adults at the party being dressed up nicely and Jeff's mom wanting him to dress up too, it makes it seem like something ominous was going on when it was just nothing hahahaha
    Now I see what the Sleepy Cabin guys meant when they said a real creepypasta has to have unnecessary information lol

    • @ExaltedUriel
      @ExaltedUriel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Yeah for real, I had never read this before but with how much they stressed everyone being well-dressed I thought they were trying to get him to go to a funeral or something, lmao

    • @akajulester
      @akajulester 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@ExaltedUriel right?? I thought they were bringing him to a police station or courthouse or something hahaha

    • @aliensandinternetdrama5169
      @aliensandinternetdrama5169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Like the emphasis on the fancy clothes

    • @laurnborne3830
      @laurnborne3830 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which episode

    • @akajulester
      @akajulester ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@laurnborne3830 season 2 episode 14

  • @Usernameping
    @Usernameping 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Everyone marvelling at the casting, but ignoring the fact that Jeff’s room is full of pickle Rick memorabilia, like any serial killer’s would.

  • @wendighoul
    @wendighoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3684

    Least believable part? Parents who name their kids Jeff and Liu.
    It's like, meet my kids, Billy, Fred and Junichiro

    • @tinseltina
      @tinseltina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      i assumed he was adopted

    • @gombie72
      @gombie72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Jeff

    • @tinseltina
      @tinseltina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@gombie72 yes jeff was adopted ;)

    • @alexwei3124
      @alexwei3124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Especially because Liu usually is a surname, not a given name 😂👌

    • @ZorroCeleste1
      @ZorroCeleste1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      The classic Aerith and Bob.

  • @TheNazkan
    @TheNazkan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3404

    My favourite part of this entire story is that the thing that drove Jeff insane and turned him into a remorseless killing machine was not getting horribly mutilated, but getting bullied by a thirteen year old twice.

    • @Someone-zn4dh
      @Someone-zn4dh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I keep forgetting they are not 17 years old

    • @Satan.Himself
      @Satan.Himself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wasn’t he around 20 years in the original?

    • @Satan.Himself
      @Satan.Himself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@trollrat2828 oh okay, I read somewhere that he was around 20 or something in the original:)

    • @bellarora9478
      @bellarora9478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The one I read was that he went insane because of the amount of drugs the doctors gave him...??

    • @olamideojetunde9419
      @olamideojetunde9419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@trollrat2828 wait so you're me that they let an insane 13 year old kid go

  • @alexanderveritas
    @alexanderveritas 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    Just the regular life of an American living in the US. Terrifying how realistic and accurate this creepypasta is.

    • @monkeydui7241
      @monkeydui7241 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Uhh no

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      And remember: It's a "nice neighborhood".

    • @landonmiles97
      @landonmiles97 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Right? I also know a child whose skin was bleached and his face permanently damaged just before burning his eyelids off so he could always see himself. Not to mention the Glasgow smile he gave himself.

  • @MR-qi5lc
    @MR-qi5lc ปีที่แล้ว +170

    The casting of Chills as Jeff is one of the best artistic decisions of all time

    • @mattwalters6834
      @mattwalters6834 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I also like how they have Donut Operator, too!

  • @magosmarechferracioli1128
    @magosmarechferracioli1128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    "He got a weird feeling. Not so much a pain, but a weird feeling. He dismissed it as just some random feeling."
    I am at a loss for words. Truly, this Creepypasta is a work of art.

    • @epicguy228
      @epicguy228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      That's called puberty

    • @backerson5576
      @backerson5576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@epicguy228 Correct.

    • @silentpenguin8399
      @silentpenguin8399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That pickle got him really excited

    • @lf2208
      @lf2208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I feel he missed the opportunity to put the Black Eyed Peas song under it everytime it’s mentioned

    • @chad4936
      @chad4936 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stoner

  • @AnvilPro100
    @AnvilPro100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15511

    Mark Zuckerberg's body... Jeff the Killer's brain... Top15's voice...
    The ultimate lifeform.

    • @thatoneguy2169
      @thatoneguy2169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

      *KARS WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @JdabaD101
      @JdabaD101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      @@thatoneguy2169 Kars but he's dubbed by Top15s

    • @machodong6552
      @machodong6552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@JdabaD101 I have had nightmares about this very thing.

    • @GiornoGiovannaGangstar
      @GiornoGiovannaGangstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@JdabaD101 number 12, the red stome of Aja

    • @Sugoie
      @Sugoie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The guy is actually called Chills, he does the voice for numerous "creepy" channels

  • @rigistroni
    @rigistroni ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Most realistic part of this is the cops saw a child and instantly pulled guns on him

  • @oren1305
    @oren1305 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Man, this version of The Dark Knight has more 'birthday parties', and 'Jeff's mom', than I remember. Gotta love how these suburban 12 year olds have more firepower than the average small-town police force.
    Are you really telling me Mark Zuckerberg isn't normally like this?

  • @195ashes
    @195ashes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Imagine spending all that money to move to a higher class neighbourhood only to find that it's stalked by pre-teens that carry knives and firearms. Life's rough sometimes.

    • @tiggytheimpaler5483
      @tiggytheimpaler5483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol, you literally just described my middle school years

    • @freak3470
      @freak3470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thats what la is like

    • @Orsan_
      @Orsan_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Apparently they moved to a third world country neighborhood somehow.

    • @Orsan_
      @Orsan_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Carmina Burana Shit's weird in the third world. Can confirm.

  • @wanderingrandomer
    @wanderingrandomer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8401

    "He got a *weird feeling*. Not so much a pain, but... a *weird feeling*. He dismissed it as some random *feeling*"
    Truly, the pinnacle of the storytelling.

    • @callumsparrow4379
      @callumsparrow4379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      @WanderingRandomer
      He got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night.

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

      You're forgetting @ 18:56 , "...a thing of bleach fell on him..."
      If this doesn't put Shakespeare to shame, I don't know what will.

    • @user-wf8pv6zo1n
      @user-wf8pv6zo1n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Every creepypasta ever.

    • @alankusparmakov9330
      @alankusparmakov9330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It's an abstract kind of feel

    • @circleplatinum383
      @circleplatinum383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      it was a *weird feeling*

  • @Clockwork-Rat
    @Clockwork-Rat ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love how he went from pretty normal troubled kid who gets into fights, to complete psychopathic murderer killing the only person he's cared about in a snap

  • @williambutcher7429
    @williambutcher7429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Let’s not forget to mention the fact that Jeff’s mom said “we are gonna be late, there’s no time to get dressed we need to get to the party!” And then the very next line reveals that the party is at the house right across the street.

  • @massagemytiddes9951
    @massagemytiddes9951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3817

    "he got a weird feeling. Not so much a pain, but... a weird feeling. He dismissed it as just some random feeling"
    It's almost as if Scott Fitzgerald wrote it...

  • @johnbiever4204
    @johnbiever4204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1116

    Some actors just own their roles.
    Robert Downey Jr. IS Iron Man.
    Harrison Ford IS Indiana Jones.
    Heath Ledger IS the Joker.
    And most of all
    Chills IS Jeff the Killer.

    • @jacknedry3925
      @jacknedry3925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      STOP! Jack Nicholson is the Joker!!!

    • @raikoedgymoto
      @raikoedgymoto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@jacknedry3925 no mark hammill obviously is the joker

    • @DDub04
      @DDub04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Harrison Ford is also Han Solo

    • @jacknedry3925
      @jacknedry3925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raikoedgymoto,
      he does the voice, THAT'S IT.

    • @danjac354
      @danjac354 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacknedry3925 no, Drew Russell is the obvious one.

  • @callumneal8924
    @callumneal8924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Her son was going Banana's" Best line ever.

  • @whyiwakeup6460
    @whyiwakeup6460 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I like how much of a deal the bandages being removed is made as if they wouldn’t have to regularly remove them so they wouldn’t be infected.

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Tbf that's a pretty common cliche

  • @thisguy916
    @thisguy916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5007

    "if you don't give my brothers wallet back I'll shove Burger King foot lettuce in your mouth. The last thing you want in your mouth is someone else's foot fungus"

    • @notquitehuman5097
      @notquitehuman5097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      But as it turns out, that might be what you _gat_

    • @XSlimSxadyX
      @XSlimSxadyX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      fuck off

    • @thisguy916
      @thisguy916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@mutantmunstercheese1 gottem

    • @jordancohen5349
      @jordancohen5349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He actually never got his wallet back from Randy, He could have used that as evidence of robbery...

    • @tong6644
      @tong6644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      solaire of astora daddy

  • @misterman9523
    @misterman9523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2724

    Imagine moving into a fancy neighbourhood and getting mugged by a bunch of twelve year olds with knives on your first day there

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Those crotch goblins are usually in kneeing hight. So raising your leg with moderate speed should put an end to this.

    • @spicyair710
      @spicyair710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Imagine having a gang of 12 year olds that have lighters, guns, and knives.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@spicyair710 Yeah that's some really anti establishment parenting going on. It's that kind of parents that think making and enforcing rules is going to make their kids resent them. They are so pathetic that they want their kids to like them at any given moment because they themselves can't deal with rejection. Thus allowing them to have shit like this and not punishing them for it.

    • @spicyair710
      @spicyair710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@theblackbaron4119 I was just saying how unrealistic it was, not talking about bad parenting...

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -first-
      **2nd* day
      YW
      '°'

  • @retrocat
    @retrocat ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i love how he murders liu at the end of the story even though his entire motivation was for liu

  • @Mike-of2ui
    @Mike-of2ui 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I love bad fanfiction. It’s written like the author has never spoken to another person before. Love it

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I can't get enough of it. It's a serious problem.

  • @ralek592
    @ralek592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2450

    "Honey, get the gun" *every mother's reaction when their 13 year old son needs mental help*

    • @RainbowCrash56
      @RainbowCrash56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Can confirm

    • @MAGAMAN
      @MAGAMAN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      There would be a lot less school shootings that way.

    • @inaliann
      @inaliann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      bullets are cheaper

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@MAGAMAN and more son shootings

    • @laurelalloro
      @laurelalloro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theapexsurvivor9538 Only two? Smh

  • @47jakobd
    @47jakobd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2238

    Jeff the Killer's burnt face reveal should have just been an unedited picture of yanderedev

  • @bunnystick
    @bunnystick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I think my fav part about this whole story is that, despite having the bleach drop on his head, it didn't bleach a single bit of his hair. just his face. somehow. 10/10

  • @DadYT
    @DadYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14063

    Hearing Top15s' voice saying "Listen here you little punk" made my day

  • @OfelieArt
    @OfelieArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4951

    Jokes on Jeff, Liu escaped and grew up to become an thief and pulled off a massive art heist in Stockholm

    • @RandomPerson-sh5uv
      @RandomPerson-sh5uv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Epic crossover

    • @qwertyerror601
      @qwertyerror601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      he even changed his name from jeffs brother to Nordstrom

    • @lukethekuya
      @lukethekuya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Sundance Rejects Cinematic Universe? 😳😳😳

    • @pierrebegley2746
      @pierrebegley2746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Imagine if he does a huge crossover Sundance Rejects episode with every Voice Actor so far!

    • @lukethekuya
      @lukethekuya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pierrebegley2746 Yes! 😊

  • @HachuneMiku01
    @HachuneMiku01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    I remember reading a remake(?) of Jeff the killer. It was a lot better than the original. His descent to madness was so vivid and well written.
    - Jeff is a much more older, about 16-17.
    - Jeff used to practice boxing, which is why he's able to beat up Randy and his minions
    - Jeff's parents were abusive and horrible, never taking his (and his brother's) side, even when they got into a fight with Randy and co, which is one of the factors to Jeff losing his mind.
    - Jeff and his family moved from town to town frequently, which makes him feel secluded, with only Liu by his side
    - Liu was never sent to juvie, instead he was sent to their aunt's because the siblings were "causing trouble"
    - Jeff didn't get bleached, but Randy accidentally shot Jeff's face with a flare gun in their second encounter, blinding his left eye and scarring his cheek, forming a permanent smile on one side
    - His parents were more worried about Jeff's appearence at this point rather than his health. Apparently having a disfigured child is a big no to them
    - Jeff never killed Liu, as he is his only family and true friend

    • @mistercheif3290
      @mistercheif3290 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Do you have a link?

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee ปีที่แล้ว +22

      sounds like a decent read, who wrote it?

    • @Tavdogg11
      @Tavdogg11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Please send the link we need to read it.

    • @cposh7816
      @cposh7816 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tavdogg11 I posted the link above

    • @cposh7816
      @cposh7816 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fbidumbbee there’s the link

  • @justuslm
    @justuslm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Okay, wait a second, I'm confused, please hear me out on this:
    So, he carved a smile into his cheeks and burned away his eyelids, and his skin had already been turned into a white leather, I get all of that, but:
    What the fuck happened to his nose? When did it disappear? How? Why? Was it just like "nah fam this shit is creepy I'm out" and jumped off? Did it get burned off? Did Jeff cut it off? Is there a scar in the middle of his face? If so, why can't we see it?
    There are just questions upon questions here and I want answers!

  • @peterchasten2790
    @peterchasten2790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1695

    *Are you ok?* says the mother after she let her son be stabbed, lit on fire, shot at and is lying there in the hospital covered in wounds and casts. Yeah, I think he's fine.

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      _I'm _*_f i n e_*_ mom_

    • @NiumeLTU
      @NiumeLTU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just read your comment while I watching the eact part.

    • @australiananarchist480
      @australiananarchist480 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not in that order

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah it really shows how bad some creepy pastas are.
      I mean, seriously, that one scary face I’ve seen so many times in all those years has a backstory probably written by a twelve year old? Come on, this is like when you’re telling a story to kids and you’re making up how the story continues on the fly because you have no idea what you’re actually writing or saying.
      Nevertheless great video by IH as always but I would’ve probably died of boredom if it wasn’t for his style

    • @thememekeep9906
      @thememekeep9906 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      1000th like

  • @HappyPotat
    @HappyPotat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13506

    Child bullies armed with knives and guns with every adult being incompetent?
    What is this? A Stephen King novel?

    • @ihvojd
      @ihvojd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      TheHappy_P0tat0 I wouldn’t be surprised

    • @starlight5973
      @starlight5973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +471

      Wait it isn't?

    • @rileyodonnell8867
      @rileyodonnell8867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +706

      TheHappy_P0tat0 Quick! Get the crazy Christians and make the story set in Maine!

    • @lyonsmaneproductions3431
      @lyonsmaneproductions3431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ahahaha clever dawg

    • @jrickducking6685
      @jrickducking6685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Steven King unofficial spinoff

  • @timmyman9677
    @timmyman9677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    How does Jeff kick the crap out of three kids with knives and yet later on can't handle one injured bully?

  • @willyhoo2946
    @willyhoo2946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The police just aiming their sights at a 10 year old with a knife 10 feet away with no clear intent to charge ("Wait!" implies no action would be taken) just cracks me up

    • @cutler_beckett
      @cutler_beckett 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly if the police massacred Lou in his own home, Jeff would have a slightly more realistic motivation to be a serial killer

    • @miurphey
      @miurphey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely American cops

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only accurate part of the story

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's just what living in America is like

  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    "Jeff and his family are moving to a better neighborhood!"
    *Neighborhood is full of gang kids*

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      If the neighborhood full of child gangsters is better than wherever Jeff's family came from no wonder Jeff is psychotic.

    • @sil3ntsp3ct3r
      @sil3ntsp3ct3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Probably moved from Minneapolis lmaooo

    • @maf2528
      @maf2528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      just think about, the thats gave the guns to the brats

    • @nobody-xz9yw
      @nobody-xz9yw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maf2528 what?

    • @neveritoprint
      @neveritoprint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He used to live in Iraq so that's technically the truth

  • @incongruous4
    @incongruous4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3945

    I think we all know the real cause of Jeff's bloodlust. All those violent video games

    • @moleman3708
      @moleman3708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Too much Slime Rancher. Game turned him into a violent monster.

    • @big_fungus4508
      @big_fungus4508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Its always that damn tetris, so provocative

    • @cornonthekobi
      @cornonthekobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Goddamn that "mad avians" on my son's youPhone

    • @suedeheadd
      @suedeheadd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      too much minecraft peaceful mode.

    • @IamshinyCM
      @IamshinyCM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He was a straight A student until he discovered My Little Pony: Pinkie Pie's party for the DS and it has been a downward spiral ever since

  • @LuvTonique
    @LuvTonique ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The part that gets me the most is that these 12 year old bullies talked like 40 year old mobsters.

  • @skakirask
    @skakirask 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I'm currently going down a creepypasta rabbit hole as I was only familiar with the gaming stories back in the day, and am loving the ridiculousness of these. I've listened to this story so many times now and the more times I listen, the more things are just patently absurd:
    -The most insight we get about a buildup to Jeff's homicidal urges are a non-specific "feeling" and nothing else
    -The bullies are so over-the-top that they scare the PARENTS away.
    -Despite being at a neighborhood children's birthday party with tons of adults and witnesses around, nobody attempts to intervene or get the police involved, considering the kids have knives, guns, and are literally killing each other.
    -Jeff goes after his brother despite him being the only person he cares about.
    -Jeff's parents' reaction to his mental deterioration is to decide to kill him
    -It's just a poor man's Joker ripoff, but with a 13-year-old.

  • @theonlyalexryder8814
    @theonlyalexryder8814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3951

    Why does zuckerberg as Jeff look scarier then normal jeff

    • @charlesriley2717
      @charlesriley2717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Still looks better than regular zuckerberg

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@charlesriley2717 anything would look better than regular Zuckerberg, even Rosie O'Donnell...

    • @chandranapier2259
      @chandranapier2259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Because Jeff ain’t real but Mark is.

    • @Poodleinacan
      @Poodleinacan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Because he's real.

    • @smithsteve5629
      @smithsteve5629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Only Alex Ryder because he is

  • @fatalbert2055
    @fatalbert2055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5947

    I love how the literal 12 year olds are written like 40 year old mobsters.

    • @SillierExtra
      @SillierExtra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      Redditers when an kid likes fortnite:

    • @CrimesForDimes
      @CrimesForDimes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Yeah, it has a bit of early steven king vibes.

    • @fat_boy_fedoseymourjuju2346
      @fat_boy_fedoseymourjuju2346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stfu

    • @beelzemobabbity
      @beelzemobabbity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Like.. maybe if they were at least in high school...but not barely middle school lol.

    • @kimgkomg
      @kimgkomg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Those kids have probably killed at least a few people

  • @disgruntledcashier503
    @disgruntledcashier503 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love that when Jeff is told to dress fancier, he picks a hoodie that's objectively less fancy than the shirt he was wearing before.

  • @ContainmentDirector
    @ContainmentDirector ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Number 15: The last thing you want in a Creepypasta about a male killing people is is fangirls, but as it turns out, that might just be what you get.

  • @kimgkomg
    @kimgkomg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4600

    I like how they aren't even in the ghetto. They're in the rich neighborhood, that's like the only thing we know about the setting and yet the plot is kick-started by gang violence

    • @elevationsickness8462
      @elevationsickness8462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      The only thing they set up is that it's in a rich neighborhood and the first major event is a mugging

    • @BobbinRobbin777
      @BobbinRobbin777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@elevationsickness8462 hey, rich get richer? (but yeah, pretty stupid lmao)

    • @sayxxdx
      @sayxxdx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Clearly written by some white kid in a nice neighborhood who probably got bullied.

    • @JillKewsNickelFackkot69420
      @JillKewsNickelFackkot69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@sayxxdx How could such a cringe statement come from the man who tried to bring back the gold standard? Mister President I am sorely disappointed in your lack and loss of basedness.

    • @Julianna.Domina
      @Julianna.Domina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @UCczns9kaSkWcYUhHbL3GarA fuck y'all gold standard

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18743

    Having chills voice jeff was probably the best casting choice ever made in history

    • @stevus23
      @stevus23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      G_Boy totally agree

    • @denseaf1582
      @denseaf1582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Indeed.

    • @gulmaraz5931
      @gulmaraz5931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      Jeff is just anakin crossed with joker and your average emo.

    • @jeffkelly4721
      @jeffkelly4721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@gulmaraz5931 fake news

    • @onlineparadox13
      @onlineparadox13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes... Internet history 😎

  • @thomasderosso5625
    @thomasderosso5625 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    For years I'd seen the images of Jeff the Killer and been mildly creeped out. Having heard this, I'll never be able to look at them without laughing.

  • @dynxmite4618
    @dynxmite4618 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I like how none of the parents tried to stop this fight when he got THROWN into the living room door

  • @Yamezzzz
    @Yamezzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3346

    I hate how Mark Zuckerberg's face is now linked with Chills' voice in my head.

    • @whitewolf757
      @whitewolf757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I find it wonderful and horrific

    • @ironwoodnf9128
      @ironwoodnf9128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@whitewolf757 I... I think we might be brothers...

    • @whitewolf757
      @whitewolf757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ironwoodnf9128 I think you might be right, Mr. Ironwood Jones

    • @ironwoodnf9128
      @ironwoodnf9128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@whitewolf757 😂😂😂 dunno how I thought you were gonna know my name, I suppose I been eating to much fecal matter.

    • @gregbaranszky545
      @gregbaranszky545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah but it’s a perfect fit.

  • @martod
    @martod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    So Jeff’s parents:
    -won’t defend their younger son for supposedly fighting back against muggers and just let him go to Juvy.
    -passive-aggressively berate him for dressing incorrectly for a party that they told him nothing about.
    -stand by and do absolutely nothing while their son is attacked by psychopaths with knives and guns.
    -let the hospital send him home immediately after his bandages were taken off with him ranting and laughing insanely.
    I can’t imagine how Jeff turned out so maladjusted!

    • @SiamHossain7
      @SiamHossain7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Fanfiction in a nutshell

    • @Puerco-Potter
      @Puerco-Potter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      How can you miss "go for a gun when they see their son in a distressed state, instead of you know, call for help or talk to him"

  • @erikbenitez3168
    @erikbenitez3168 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Whats i find so hilarious is the bathroom scene how jeff originally has black slacks and then suddenly switches to having jeans when fighting.

    • @lames2322
      @lames2322 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For some reason its only jeff's front facing sprite that wears jeans so jeff is just switching pants mid fight

  • @topmansquad9558
    @topmansquad9558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Love how everyone just doesn't want to know why and how did one boy out of a pair of brothers brutally assault 3 other boys, and when they were both saying who did it, instead of arresting them both...they arrest only one and everyone believes it's him

  • @LazyAndFabulous
    @LazyAndFabulous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3875

    I've never actually realized how dumb Jeff the Killer story is...

    • @baronvonbeandip
      @baronvonbeandip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      It was clearly written but an adolescent or a subhuman

    • @subscribetopewdiepie5259
      @subscribetopewdiepie5259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@baronvonbeandip a furry

    • @shessomethingelse1639
      @shessomethingelse1639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +499

      I remember getting nightmares from the story when I was 13. I believe it was mostly because of the picture of Jeff. The story itself is one of the most dumbest things I've read/heard. Omfg.

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@subscribetopewdiepie5259
      No that was sonic.exe that was writren by a furry

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@shessomethingelse1639
      Fun fact the picture was made on 4chan long before the story was made

  • @JawnGG
    @JawnGG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1778

    I lost it when Chills started talking, 15/10.

    • @kkeeperofsouls
      @kkeeperofsouls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      JawnGG literally😭😭😭

    • @toweringsequoias1590
      @toweringsequoias1590 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      had to get a big bowl of burgerking foot lettuce when i heard it

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      a random person Thats actually normal

  • @Fazblocked
    @Fazblocked 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The police just sees Lui’s **one scratch** on his arm and is like “yup he did the crime,” and instantly send him to jail not even having any court case.
    It’s like you drew on yourself and the instantly put up for execution

  • @RinitaChan
    @RinitaChan ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jungle Jimmy out here putting in 110% effort into his voice acting and it worked out so well imo.

  • @bo64625
    @bo64625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3223

    Jeff went up to his mom and said "Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce"

    • @lucas23453
      @lucas23453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fuck you and take my likes.

    • @capam15
      @capam15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      and as he raised a knife over her head he whispered "the last thing you want in your burger king burger is someone's foot chungus"

    • @poo-chie_5111
      @poo-chie_5111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks Arthur

    • @cornboy7424
      @cornboy7424 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DONT LIKE THIS COMMENT! IT IS AT 699 KEEP IT THAT WAY

    • @gulmaraz5931
      @gulmaraz5931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everyone from Seattle is an Emo.

  • @user-dm1zs3xr5u
    @user-dm1zs3xr5u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    Children literally killing each other:
    The adults at the party:
    ₘₘₘ ᵧₑₛ ₗₒᵥₑₗᵧ 𝒹ₐᵧ ᵢₙₙᵢₜ?

  • @g-manfreezer1998
    @g-manfreezer1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My first internet historian video. Easily one of my favourite TH-camrs now.

  • @redheadboyyy123
    @redheadboyyy123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I understand jeff more than ever. When i overdressed to a party bc my mom made me, i too felt like murdering the world

  • @Anonymos185
    @Anonymos185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5875

    Jeff the Killer is secretly a heartwarming story about body acceptance

    • @ShadyDoesContent
      @ShadyDoesContent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Yes.

    • @SR-jz8ui
      @SR-jz8ui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      This was all just a big missunderstanding with jeff, i am sure of it. He does not have to be perfect to be accepted and loved by others.

    • @ChrispinCram
      @ChrispinCram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nope it's just a bad story

    • @Anonymos185
      @Anonymos185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@ChrispinCram r/woosh

    • @JeithKarrett
      @JeithKarrett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Anonymos185 shut up

  • @hahabruh9289
    @hahabruh9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2408

    "the last thing he saw was his parents trying to extinguish the flame. thats when he passed out"
    "Hey, you. Youre finally awake. walked straight into that imperial ambush, same as us and that theif over there."

    • @xeraxes6586
      @xeraxes6586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Oh no

    • @bubblebass8498
      @bubblebass8498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Forgot "you were trying to cross the border, right?"

    • @zbigniewstonoga802
      @zbigniewstonoga802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same as us and that JEFF over there!

    • @yourentrancingempress3914
      @yourentrancingempress3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is from something
      I heard of it before
      I can't remember where it's from
      Where is it from

    • @bionetik
      @bionetik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yourentrancingempress3914 The Skyrim Intro Cutscene

  • @offtheshelfET
    @offtheshelfET 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love how Liu is arrested and sentenced to a year of juvie instantly but then when a room full of witnesses literally see Jeff kill Randy nothing happens.

  • @shocktnc
    @shocktnc ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Was not expecting a guest appearance of Doughnut Operator and Mike The Cop, very cool indeed.

  • @ceceliam6032
    @ceceliam6032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    "he got a weird feeling. he dismissed it as some random feeling"
    the most beautiful thing ever written

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me with my feelings

    • @aborealisglfry
      @aborealisglfry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right next to "Jeff’s mother hugged Jeff"

  • @kwik2707
    @kwik2707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3509

    “A thing of bleach”
    *ah, what figurative language*

    • @JRHainsworth
      @JRHainsworth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      pur3g0ld *A jug of forbidden lemonade*

    • @kwik2707
      @kwik2707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Jack Hainsworth who says it’s forbidden?

    • @JRHainsworth
      @JRHainsworth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      pur3g0ld Not me that’s for sure

    • @cumsock107
      @cumsock107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I like ur pfp

    • @kwik2707
      @kwik2707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Alexander Hamilton thank you, yours is quite wonderful as well

  • @TheInevitableMan
    @TheInevitableMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Randy's voice is the most believable bully voice ever. Also, the Rust screaming sound during the first fight matches it exactly.

  • @thezorba1000
    @thezorba1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The amount of times I’ve rewatched all of the internet historians videos should attest to how absolutely fucking amazing they Are. Literally the epitome of quality content.

  • @LordOctopussy
    @LordOctopussy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2599

    I love how Jeff wears epic gamer & Fortnite T-shirts, it really foreshadows his serial killer tendencies.

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Lord Octopussy His raw bloodlust is cleverly shown by the pickle rick decor.

    • @Apollo3698
      @Apollo3698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Made me fucking lose it

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheKingCornbread Brekking you're psyche so much that you are crazy which mad you snap?

    • @Myth0l0gic
      @Myth0l0gic 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shhh... *smiles*

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeff Poirrier I think you mean...
      _Smirk_

  • @chrisgaga6970
    @chrisgaga6970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3085

    *Jeff’s mother walked over to Jeff’s bed to hug Jeff*
    *Jeffingly*

    • @sclubbydoo6424
      @sclubbydoo6424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      She then asked Jeff who was in Jeff's bed if Jeff would like to do the Jeff dance created by Jeff copyrighted by Jeff.

    • @justas423
      @justas423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sclubbydoo6424 trademark Jeff

    • @sclubbydoo6424
      @sclubbydoo6424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@justas423 licensed by jeff

    • @jadegreenleaf781
      @jadegreenleaf781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sclubbydoo6424 bought off jeff by jeff

    • @m0j026
      @m0j026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *She jeffingly jeffed his Jeff*

  • @Kaylaw9
    @Kaylaw9 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I guess IV was too fancy of a term. Bless the word tube.
    I've been stuck in the hospital more than a few times, and that "tube" would not fall out of his arm that easily.

  • @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587
    @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What if you wanted to go to heaven.
    But then god said.
    "Looks like a year in Juvy"

  • @nerkdurgen5574
    @nerkdurgen5574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2262

    Me: Can we have the Joker?
    Mom: We have the Joker at home.
    The Joker at home:

  • @alexbrown7015
    @alexbrown7015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1763

    I like how Jeff the Killer reads like a Jeff the Killer fanfiction

    • @liamquraeshi2898
      @liamquraeshi2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      I seriously thought this was a fanfiction origin story. I can't believe this is the actual thing.

    • @ladyruna9165
      @ladyruna9165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@@liamquraeshi2898 the og jeff was created by sessur on deviant art, theres some cool things in mr betty kruguer's yt channel as well.

    • @pink1cecream790
      @pink1cecream790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@liamquraeshi2898 even the fanfiction about him is better written

    • @tandarines8624
      @tandarines8624 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This isnt fanfic:|

    • @cherrybee95
      @cherrybee95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jeff's mother hugs jeff