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  • @EmperorLemon
    @EmperorLemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41714

    Sonic.

    • @Diagonalstuff
      @Diagonalstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +789

      EmpLemon
      *It is time to go to class*

    • @poopsock9889
      @poopsock9889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      HE'S THE FASTEST THING ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ne0space
      @ne0space 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Sonic

    • @RexySexy42
      @RexySexy42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I agree.

    • @rickjohnson1719
      @rickjohnson1719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Poetry

  • @Corrupted
    @Corrupted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12230

    "We're at school now" said tails. "it is time to go to class" sonic was also at school, so he went to the class
    Holy shit, that's some shakespeare right there

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yep.

    • @therabbit555
      @therabbit555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      I almost cried

    • @gyozanomics
      @gyozanomics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      its helpful because i keep forgetting where they are

    • @_Schoko
      @_Schoko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Rupty, du auch hier :D

    • @jackgebhardt2932
      @jackgebhardt2932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@FAMILYGC69 I fuckin' love this guy!

  • @torin1006
    @torin1006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5837

    *"You will regret this."*
    - Sonic's Mom

    • @khatharrmalkavian3306
      @khatharrmalkavian3306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      She wasn't lying.

    • @paolo2763
      @paolo2763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      NOTHING BUT REGRET FROM EVERYONE INVOLVED

    • @chabilihicham7136
      @chabilihicham7136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I'm starting to think she's secretely Eggman

    • @realhumanbean7915
      @realhumanbean7915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Torin
      *foreshadowing*

    • @DraxonTehWarrior
      @DraxonTehWarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We should’ve listened.. WHY DIDNT WE LISTEN?!

  • @invaderHUNK
    @invaderHUNK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2745

    “Tails smiled wider than a crocodile having a silly dream.” Ngl kinda love that sentence.

    • @birdy6049
      @birdy6049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      The way he read it was kinda cute ngl 🥺

    • @manwhatdoiputhere
      @manwhatdoiputhere ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@birdy6049 the sentence itself is cute

    • @DoctorCyan
      @DoctorCyan ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Makes up for the part where he's a little racist

    • @geldundkokaine2569
      @geldundkokaine2569 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@DoctorCyan "despite making up only 13% of the population echidnas-"

    • @ab-gail
      @ab-gail ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@geldundkokaine2569
      6:38

  • @Actual-Knight
    @Actual-Knight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    "welcome to the graveyard of you" is my favorite line from any work of fiction

    • @n1trovert
      @n1trovert ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Sounds like a My Chemical Romance song

    • @EnlighthenedOne123
      @EnlighthenedOne123 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I swear to god, Sseth is a gift from God.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hey hey people, Eggman here

    • @aquakun3869
      @aquakun3869 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Some fans of this fanfic have created a supposed sonic highschool uniform, i got mine and its really nice

  • @t.b.cont.
    @t.b.cont. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5480

    “We’re at school now” said tails.
    “It is time to go to class” sonic was also at school.
    Riveting.

    • @highjumpstudios2384
      @highjumpstudios2384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Truly

    • @FuriousGorge
      @FuriousGorge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Hm, quite.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      A joy to read. Engaging from start to finish.

    • @justordinary82
      @justordinary82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ah yes the tales of Kithunkeant and king plantukatho.
      It has been BDG

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Thank god they told us. If they didn’t tell me they were at school I don’t know that I would have ever figured out they were at school. God, this fanfics plot races along without any regard to human life.

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1872

    > "You will regret this," said Sonic's mom.
    Not wrong.

    • @perrypougins379
      @perrypougins379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "You will regret this" said the mother of the kid who wrote this fanfic

    • @JarJarBinks4ever
      @JarJarBinks4ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      nothing personnel kid

    • @JustAskMeTV101
      @JustAskMeTV101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thats foreshadowing if I ever heard it

    • @zacharyjohnson9562
      @zacharyjohnson9562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sonic regrets everything.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is no lie..... we will all regret this....

  • @STLCODPS3123
    @STLCODPS3123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1799

    This story was published between may and august of 2012. In one of the authors notes, DarkDoomFireMaster (our scholar and hero) mentions that it’s summer and he’s ready for 8th grade. That would make him either 13 or 14 then. That means he’s 23-24 now. I wonder where he is, and how he’s doing. I wonder if he’s still proud of his magnum opus.

    • @NyesoEX
      @NyesoEX ปีที่แล้ว +166

      damn, he's abbout my age, and that reminds me of my Spyro fanfiction... Jesus, 13yo on the internet are full of cringe

    • @STLCODPS3123
      @STLCODPS3123 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@NyesoEX I myself wrote a GTA IV fanfic (more of a shitpost really) when I was 15. I recently read it again for the first time in like 7 years and nearly died from the cringe

    • @NyesoEX
      @NyesoEX ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@STLCODPS3123 yeah, i know what you, i won't even dare to look for my fanfic i wrote, i know it would be painful to read it of the ammount if cringe it exist there XD

    • @ajestoncommand1122
      @ajestoncommand1122 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The guy wrote another sonic story in 2019, he is still alive.

    • @paxluporum4447
      @paxluporum4447 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      He who has not cringed, cast the first stone.

  • @ChompDude
    @ChompDude ปีที่แล้ว +667

    Coming to this from My Immortal, you really have to appreciate the duality of girls and boys fan-fiction. While one delves into make-up, clothes, relationships and bands...the other really tackles serious issues like gay(?) itchy balls and hot anger shits that smell so bad the entire neighborhood comes together to set up fans to divert the scent.

    • @mikeyjamieson4715
      @mikeyjamieson4715 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ah yes, the two genders: gratuitous outfit descriptions, and hot angry shits.

    • @bvsement1217
      @bvsement1217 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Plot twist: the person who wrote My Immortal is male, and Sonic High was written by a high school girl.

    • @-bubby9633
      @-bubby9633 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is why that whole theory a feminist came up with of "why do girls in media always talk about men" is bullshit lmao. That's literally just real life. Women arent deep or meaningful creatures. Their entire purpose is to pleasure men

  • @DJVevyVevs
    @DJVevyVevs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9015

    "Looked like a person but darker" This kid is inventing racism

    • @Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014
      @Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +896

      That was some of the most based shit I have seen.

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

      Sonic is a gamer

    • @mutantfreak48
      @mutantfreak48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I'm pretty sure that was IH's edit there.

    • @Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014
      @Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      @darklordster twitter would dox the fucking kid.

    • @CARisBRR
      @CARisBRR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

      he is actually the CEO of racism

  • @coolguy7742
    @coolguy7742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    I love how the story about Sonics balls gets different any time someone mentions it

    • @MHScald
      @MHScald 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      It perfectly shows how rumors are spread, great writing right there.

    • @KOT_AMV
      @KOT_AMV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The testicular equivalent of jugemu

    • @geldundkokaine2569
      @geldundkokaine2569 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@MHScald such a dynamic approach to storytelling where the finer subtleties are left up to the reader to determine instead of beating them over the head with it. Just like Edgar Allen Poe

    • @blackhand441
      @blackhand441 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Peak fiction

    • @messiha666
      @messiha666 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It just kept getting worse. First it was just his balls, the it was the whole tackle and shaft and by the end it managed to creep its way up the crack, too.

  • @half-trackproductions
    @half-trackproductions ปีที่แล้ว +411

    I adore the fact that Sonic can run faster than the speed of sound, but still needs to catch the bus to school for some reason

    • @MrRaymangouw
      @MrRaymangouw ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I mean, even I like to sit instead of walk now and then.

    • @half-trackproductions
      @half-trackproductions ปีที่แล้ว +24

      True, but if you can get to school in three seconds by running, would you really want to stand around waiting for the bus? Plus, he’d be sitting most of the day anyway since he was going to school.

    • @MrRaymangouw
      @MrRaymangouw ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@half-trackproductions Fair point.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@half-trackproductions but like most kids, the longer you can avoid being on school grounds, the better things are.

    • @ModeratelyCool
      @ModeratelyCool ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He wants to talk to his friends

  • @zaktak4380
    @zaktak4380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2692

    I can't belive Hollywood whitewashed the Sonic High School limo driver.

  • @AysoXD
    @AysoXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25413

    If only sonic secured his diary using nordvpn

    • @13Characters_
      @13Characters_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      This should've been said in the video.

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      If only Mrs. Lesson wasn’t inspired by 1984

    • @borgwardd24
      @borgwardd24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Dashlane you mean

    • @Spartan73799
      @Spartan73799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I read that as "Dairy" and was confused as fuck at first.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Woah!!!"

  • @markhaus
    @markhaus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    “Nothing said Sonic”, said Sonic.
    This is a masterpiece of literature

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets ปีที่แล้ว +215

    How the author breaks down the idiocity of school relationships is highly accurate. "Hey look at my dance. Impressed?" "Sure lets make out." and "Sonic hoped she would kiss him because it would make him look cooler."

  • @marcx4157
    @marcx4157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5092

    "nothing said Sonic" said Sonic
    Fuck this is peak literature, I dont know what wall the writer broke there but it's definitely broken.

    • @timkenda8203
      @timkenda8203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      The stucco surface wall

    • @chacharealsmooth9215
      @chacharealsmooth9215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      timestamp?

    • @ehm182_9
      @ehm182_9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@chacharealsmooth9215 8:22

    • @omarpikm2101
      @omarpikm2101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the stucco surface wall

    • @yyny0
      @yyny0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "What is wrong, Sonic, everything is right now," said Sonic. "No it isn't," said Sonic.

  • @chuckbucy2725
    @chuckbucy2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3132

    *Sonic was so upset he went to his locker*
    Uh oh

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I should NOT be laughing! 🤣😂

    • @lycantreyski
      @lycantreyski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      "that's no good"

    • @Rheycore
      @Rheycore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      taking notes from shadow I see

    • @VenomApollyon
      @VenomApollyon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      "I don't like where this is going"

    • @glockoma7622
      @glockoma7622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Look, you dont know what you're doing here

  • @Christian-mt5jx
    @Christian-mt5jx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    I love how the writer added the subtlety of making Sonic a person who goes for looks and not what is inside a person for a love interest. It is typical for a high school aged kid to only go for looks and not care for what is inside. Adding a layer of immaturity to Sonic giving opportunity's to develop his character further in later stories.

    • @Potato-pq5ez
      @Potato-pq5ez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      or the author is just projecting

    • @mohamedbelkacem9889
      @mohamedbelkacem9889 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The line is basically "I don't keep her around for her brains", which is still a douchebag thing to say

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't know who you hung out with in high school, I guess my friends weren't all douchebags who dated for sex appeal.

  • @Mr.Pallanza
    @Mr.Pallanza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    "Nothing, said Sonic" *_Said Sonic._*
    Truly a marvel of literature of the 21st Century.

    • @salmonmankingoftheocean7624
      @salmonmankingoftheocean7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Sonic: Nothing, said Sonic
      English Teachers: This is deep

    • @apeiron1700
      @apeiron1700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@salmonmankingoftheocean7624 no one:
      SalmonMan King of the Ocean: this is deep

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OK

    • @greyscale8137
      @greyscale8137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Apeiron1
      No one:
      Apeiron1:
      SalmonMan King of the Ocean no one:
      SalmonMan King of the Ocean: This is deep

    • @Mikeological
      @Mikeological 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      anarchyゥなビ
      No one:
      anarchyゥなビ :
      Apeiron1
      No one:
      Apeiron1:
      SalmonMan King Of The Ocean no one:
      SalmonMan King Of The Ocean: This is deep

  • @secratekeeper
    @secratekeeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    “Said the limo driver who looked like a real person but darker.”
    Goddamn

    • @chrisbj5251
      @chrisbj5251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      H E W A S B L A C C

    • @mrglibb
      @mrglibb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The limo was broken eternally

    • @spethmanjones2997
      @spethmanjones2997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Limo pool’s closed

    • @RedTailedSmeargle
      @RedTailedSmeargle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It just says 'a person but darker', not a real person.
      But that doesn't mean the kek is toppable. 'cause I can tell you right the hell now friend it sure ain't.

    • @gulmaraz5931
      @gulmaraz5931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sup my Tigga

  • @None-Trick_Pony
    @None-Trick_Pony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Using taxidermy fox fail for Tails was an inspired choice.

  • @mosesracal6758
    @mosesracal6758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "Get out of here." yelled eggman calmly
    Damnit JK Rowling

  • @saltbread3844
    @saltbread3844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7853

    I would say that I pressed the like button faster than anyone, but that's a lie. Sonic did it first because he was fast (and everyone else was slow).

  • @hrthenarrator4491
    @hrthenarrator4491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5041

    Have you guys heard about *Sonic’s gay ball problem*

    • @cyberooski
      @cyberooski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Yes I have. He must do it with Charmy.

    • @cfdeers
      @cfdeers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      "And it was sexy to everyone"

    • @omnipresentsnowflake4698
      @omnipresentsnowflake4698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh no!

    • @mm-ns1wb
      @mm-ns1wb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      STOP LAUGHING

    • @anto-bd6oj
      @anto-bd6oj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      sonics w h a t

  • @bauz5565
    @bauz5565 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    I love how you can create a psychological character profile of the writer just by reading this. His fears, his hopes, his clear yet kind of weirdly phrased homophobia. Truly a master piece of character writing.

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think the homophobic parts are because he was a dumb kid when he wrote this

  • @kangoftherang7468
    @kangoftherang7468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Love the fact that calm, collected Fredrik Knudsen is going full OTT with Sonic, while the master of OTT, EmpLemon, is using a calm, almost monotone voice lol

  • @400MrVegeta
    @400MrVegeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2810

    “I love her for her body”
    *Sonic why would u say this.*

    • @angrykirby961
      @angrykirby961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

      I can't believe sonuc sees women as an object im literally fucking shaking and crying he would never do this

    • @420steve.
      @420steve. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Angry Kirby 😭😭

    • @cinnamonstick5276
      @cinnamonstick5276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Fun fact: Amy is canonically 12 years old.

    • @ethan520427
      @ethan520427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      COZ ME BOI IS A SAVAGE

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      More like Bore Ragnarok
      And sonic is 16

  • @rustycage
    @rustycage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9386

    i watched this video really fast and i didnot even stop along the way

    • @nickd.9955
      @nickd.9955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Ah, I see that you too have exquisite taste in Sonic fan fiction. Good shit Rusty.

    • @guyanon
      @guyanon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      All my favorite YTs have gathered. This is some Argonauts shit right here

    • @st.beatles7283
      @st.beatles7283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn I didn’t think you’d be here

    • @DrewFr33m4nn
      @DrewFr33m4nn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh great, it's him...

    • @lucasx-s2911
      @lucasx-s2911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      we need to get rusty to voice characters

  • @Anon_Spartan
    @Anon_Spartan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    RIP to the extremely talented musician.

  • @orwell9788
    @orwell9788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    For anyone who’s gone down the rabbit hole of badfic, I think you can appreciate how inept and childish this writing is compared to the sadistic/soul draining stuff that makes you genuinely concerned or just worried about the MH of the author, like that one Redwall series…

    • @golden-not
      @golden-not ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you wouldnt think that if you read the rest of it

    • @perk_a_licious6506
      @perk_a_licious6506 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@golden-notWhat is he even talking about?

  • @pandapotato1617
    @pandapotato1617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6321

    I love that the teacher doesn’t stop reading the journal after it talks about his ball problems, she just keeps going. What a legend

    • @owne6609
      @owne6609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

      Maybe she just hates him

    • @blvalverde
      @blvalverde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      I like how she reads about his balls, then everybody thinks his dick also has a problem.

    • @aaamarco3
      @aaamarco3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      RAID: Shadow Legends

    • @croissantsforthought8502
      @croissantsforthought8502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      I love how the teacher is called "Ms. *LESSON* ".

    • @datboi4212
      @datboi4212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      It turns out that his ball problem is a disease that only occurs over 1 million years. It kills whoever comes in contact with it. I’m not even joking.

  • @BoxManSFM
    @BoxManSFM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1933

    “I kissed Amy and now you can never date her again.” - Dio- I mean Egg Man, 2019.

  • @brimstoner982
    @brimstoner982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    0:37
    the fact there's just fat fetish art of amy framed and hung on sonic's bedroom wall is so funny for whatever reason

  • @dafyddroff8084
    @dafyddroff8084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “Creams only made his ball sweat smell like the breath of a thoroughbred” really broke me for some reason

  • @wimpyapple8093
    @wimpyapple8093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1656

    "The man looked like a fat immature gay. It was Eggman."
    That's quite a unique way to describe somebody.

    • @Marssnowable
      @Marssnowable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Lol, I love how Internet Historian didn't say that part too.

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Xyre154 ok

    • @pandapotato1617
      @pandapotato1617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jimmeh Rulez okay

    • @kreatona4219
      @kreatona4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JimmehRulez are ya gonna add anything to the conversation?
      You're now going to say "o k"

  • @squidddinator
    @squidddinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4451

    The pinnacle of film, the medium is dead now. Nothing can ever top this

    • @cfdeers
      @cfdeers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Creams only make my balls sweat like a thoroughbred

    • @AbdAbdAbdAbd
      @AbdAbdAbdAbd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cfdeers O O F

    • @cedthebear3664
      @cedthebear3664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      True since "My Immortal" ^^

    • @TheSamuel12777
      @TheSamuel12777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh moment

    • @srjskam
      @srjskam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      When Tails ascended from the heavens in his perfect form and uttered the words "Please be happy", I knew we had reached the pinnacle of _all_ art and philosophy. This is it. We are in Elysium.

  • @powerklawftw
    @powerklawftw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "because Tails still needed help"
    >cuts to the most miserable fox that exists
    Damn bro, I think he needs more help than you can give him, Sonic

  • @kaproskarleto5136
    @kaproskarleto5136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Hey Amy, why did you go tell rouge about how hard we kissed? *Colon, Closed parenthesis* "
    *Stephen Spielberg Sheds a tear*

  • @Jack-gu3rm
    @Jack-gu3rm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3694

    “Welcome to the graveyard of you” is a genuinely incredible line. It’s like a lyric straight from a mid-2000s emo album.

    • @aidanlindell2260
      @aidanlindell2260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Cale not entirely convinced it's not a bonus track on an MCR album

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@aidanlindell2260 this comment wins

    • @NecroFelix247
      @NecroFelix247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I love that Ssethtzeentach is eggman

    • @EricToTheScionti
      @EricToTheScionti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hahaha i can hear it.

    • @spykey1289
      @spykey1289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it's 100% a band name.

  • @hexx2211
    @hexx2211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    "Looked like a person, but darker colored."
    Eh, I've been called worse.

    • @herrikudo
      @herrikudo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      OOOHHHHFFFFFFFFF........... right in the real....

    • @Anon_Spartan
      @Anon_Spartan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      H.P. Lovecraft-style writing.

    • @ShadowZeroFlame
      @ShadowZeroFlame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@satriaputrapratama4703 oh those damn scientists calling poor people of color negros and other bad words! BE DAMNED SCIENCE YOU RACISTS SHITE!

    • @gamerito100
      @gamerito100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ShadowZeroFlame Those evil spanish speaking people, saying that black is "negro"... xD

    • @John_1-1_in_Japanese
      @John_1-1_in_Japanese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ShadowZeroFlame It's illegal to have anime pfp and use 'racist,' I hereby revoke your anime pfp privelages

  • @angusmatheson8906
    @angusmatheson8906 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Nothing said Sonic", said Sonic.

  • @ben2949
    @ben2949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “I love her for her body” -sonic 2019

  • @Catt0
    @Catt0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I completely lost it when the teacher started reading his journal entry. This is a gem.

  • @mariathompson5104
    @mariathompson5104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4208

    “I kissed Amy and now you cannot date her” Ok Dio

    • @novacommander4297
      @novacommander4297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      You were expecting some form of overused JoJo reference...
      TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!

    • @erenyeagar2928
      @erenyeagar2928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Where did his tshirt go?? After he ran to the bus

    • @excal22
      @excal22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      you were expecting another jojo reference but
      nobody expects the Spanish insquition

    • @chariot5660
      @chariot5660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@erenyeagar2928 he ran so fast it fell off

    • @CrissKarma23
      @CrissKarma23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I legit thought the same thing!

  • @danielscott2292
    @danielscott2292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1613

    “We’re at school now” said Tails. “It’s time to go to class”. Sonic was also at school.
    English Teachers: *holy shit that’s deep*

    • @hypedmaniac8444
      @hypedmaniac8444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      You see, through the use of ‘now’, the author indisputably intended to outline how students are destined to enter school premises, sacrificing their freedom to the ‘class’. Furthermore, ‘class’ denies the students and teachers alike a name; could this mean that all involved are deprived of freedom? Perhaps the author’s message was that we should not spite our teachers, nay, for they are victims of the same system that we must endure ourselves.
      In addition, the repeated use of dull vocabulary, such as ‘said’ and the abbreviations ‘we’re’ and ‘it’s’ serve to highlight the monotony of school and the lifelessness that students undoubtedly will one day succumb to. On top of this, the tedious, unnecessary descriptor ‘Sonic was also at school’ could reflect how utterly pointless school must feel to these poor individuals.
      The writer’s craft is no doubt genius, and one that acts as a cautionary tale regarding the institutions of education that have become so commonplace and mandatory in the modern world.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ben Hughes You are scaring me

    • @Grumplebumple
      @Grumplebumple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@emblemblade9245 he's simply displaying the fine craft of bullshitting and overanalyzing to make something seem deep

    • @danielscott2292
      @danielscott2292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lin C. is it possible to learn this power?

    • @Grumplebumple
      @Grumplebumple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danielscott2292 study literature?

  • @Marines_Memelevolent
    @Marines_Memelevolent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Fredrik's reading of the line at 17:08 is one of the big reasons why I always come back to this video. It cracks me up every time.

    • @thatDAAARNcat
      @thatDAAARNcat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      HE CAN'T
      GET OUT
      THE CAGE

  • @rpproductions9189
    @rpproductions9189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "And sonic was just so embarrassed, and mad, and sad, but more embarrassed"
    God Tier Writing

  • @aidansmart2281
    @aidansmart2281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    "Nothing said Sonic,"
    SAID SONIC.

    • @obviouslykaleb7998
      @obviouslykaleb7998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      “”Nothing said Sonic,” said Sonic” said sonic

  • @da12ofSpades
    @da12ofSpades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5607

    This is not a very well written story, but the author did actually finish it, which is more than I can say for any of my creative endeavors.

    • @JasonDoe1000
      @JasonDoe1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      Yeah he finished it
      After 22 additional chapters
      These were just the first 3 chapters out of 25

    • @ivanquiles4903
      @ivanquiles4903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      And G.R.R. Martin

    • @Flycanjack
      @Flycanjack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Heck, even Sonic Team didn't finish the story with Forces

    • @ParasiteHater
      @ParasiteHater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      pretty sure it was intentionally bad. if that's the case then this guy is a genius

    • @guinevereemilysummers9945
      @guinevereemilysummers9945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Pretty sure it's satire.

  • @leesnotbritish5386
    @leesnotbritish5386 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love it when the authors just get bored with one prompt so they just ignore it and start another

  • @ajwardbird6408
    @ajwardbird6408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    sonic contemplates about doing sex with Amy or saving his best friend who is trapped in a cage screaming for help 17:00

  • @Rey-eq4vq
    @Rey-eq4vq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2040

    "Sonics gay ball problem"
    We have peaked

    • @Sidecutt3
      @Sidecutt3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      only gay people have balls i guess

    • @Sidecutt3
      @Sidecutt3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Flint_cock Wood_from-PS3 are you ok?

    • @Sidecutt3
      @Sidecutt3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Flint_cock Wood_from-PS3 sometimes it's really hard to tell in youtube comments lol

    • @jackgebhardt2932
      @jackgebhardt2932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @yo what’s good my homie Kinda lame joke tbh.

    • @jackgebhardt2932
      @jackgebhardt2932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @yo what’s good my homie And this video was over a year ago.

  • @montycosmos1165
    @montycosmos1165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2496

    “Welcome to the graveyard of you” is my new favorite villain line

    • @Squeeble00
      @Squeeble00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Especially when it's being delivered by rabbi sseth

    • @minty_the_sweet_alicorn7133
      @minty_the_sweet_alicorn7133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It could be an actually threatening line in a different context

    • @vodago
      @vodago 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Potato King it do

    • @Bready_Player_Bun
      @Bready_Player_Bun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      X-Men! Welcome... TO DIE!

  • @jormungandr8936
    @jormungandr8936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “Huffing and puffing like he just did the Cupid shuffle for the first time” I lost it lol

  • @eno6712
    @eno6712 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This has the same energies when the South Park boys made a story that was simultaneously a masterpiece and disgusting beyond belief

  • @jacketry833
    @jacketry833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3800

    Don’t worry guys, the poop part is very important. It’s a highly complicated character development arc.

    • @degeneratemale5386
      @degeneratemale5386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It also comes up as a plot point on how bad his poop smells

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      In fact it’s one of the best anime character arcs ever.
      Zuko’s redemption? Old hat. Obito’s corruption? Literally who? Sonic taking a fat shit is the real thing

    • @melitajay
      @melitajay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was bloody dying at that part

    • @ruyfire6913
      @ruyfire6913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oh you go to the bathroom and cry in a corner?
      Nah man I just shit aggressively like I just ate Chipotle

    • @spiwolf6998
      @spiwolf6998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not even there yet.

  • @ThZuao
    @ThZuao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    "Said the limo driver, who looked like a person but darker colored"

  • @TheHazza
    @TheHazza ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The limo driver was described as a “normal person but darker coloured” implying that the author thinks dark skinned individuals are not normal.

  • @djgrizzly9353
    @djgrizzly9353 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    4:10 The kid who wrote this fanfic after he finds this video:

  • @RandomUser8P
    @RandomUser8P 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2809

    “The man looked like a fat, immature gay. It was Eggman”
    I so wish that part was read out loud

    • @12q8
      @12q8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Can't say that in TH-cam anymore.

    • @vallisdaemonumofficial
      @vallisdaemonumofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@12q8 I mean, you can, but there will be consequences

    • @breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341
      @breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      @@vallisdaemonumofficial gay consequences

    • @maxofthetitans
      @maxofthetitans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Vallis Daemonum “you will regret this” - Susan Wojcicki

    • @renno2679
      @renno2679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I read Eggman as Egyptian for some reason.

  • @aborealisglfry
    @aborealisglfry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3267

    The homoerotic tension between tails and sonic in this is too much for me

  • @MarkHalberstram
    @MarkHalberstram 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Why did Fredrik go so hard man, this is an Oscar-worthy performance holy shit

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    You know as bad as this is, at least he follows the “he said, she said” rules of dialogue. He doesn’t use any shitty adverbs either.

  • @windowssonic5953
    @windowssonic5953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3983

    "Looked like a person but darker colored" has to be the best description when you're really trying to not be racist but fail miserably.

    • @jaycoops6886
      @jaycoops6886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      the kind of statement i wouldnt be able to distinguish from a biden comment XD

    • @tubasil8786
      @tubasil8786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@jaycoops6886 I’m pretty sure internet historian changed it from something actually racist

    • @mando9364
      @mando9364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Sounds like something Michael Scott would say.
      @Jay Coops no it actually says that on the fanfic

    • @nowhereman8168
      @nowhereman8168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tubasil8786 why the fuck would he even?

    • @Logan-zp8bi
      @Logan-zp8bi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Its also a great example of "chekhov's gun" why do we need to know what the limo driver looks like he isn't apart of the story in a significant way?

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4601

    My earbuds came unplugged during this while I was in public and I have never been more terrified in my life

    • @foxsden3209
      @foxsden3209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Ahahah

    • @rmmle
      @rmmle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bruh

    • @zaph9790
      @zaph9790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      You were watching this in public????

    • @gerbius
      @gerbius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      doesn't every device automatically pause stuff if headphones are unplugged?

    • @foxsden3209
      @foxsden3209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ferb Cosplay no.

  • @dangerousnoodle8779
    @dangerousnoodle8779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Internet Historian leaving out certain bits to try not to get canceled is one of the best parts about this video
    Overall 11/10, 20 minutes well spent

  • @TransformersBoss
    @TransformersBoss ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Sonic’s mom probably called Mrs Lesson and told her to read Sonic’s journal since he didn’t eat breakfast

  • @MadamePianissima
    @MadamePianissima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    So its canon that Jeff the killer went to the same High School as Sonic?
    Deepest lore.

    • @zeche8477
      @zeche8477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Enoby was there too
      *L O R E O F T H E G R E A T E S T D E P T H*

    • @assaultspoon4925
      @assaultspoon4925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@zeche8477 Sonic was created by Enoby's abra katabra. Mrs Lesson hired the bullys that made jeff a killer.
      Jeff became voldemort.

    • @Waddels
      @Waddels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      fan fiction cinematic universe

    • @nika_akina3152
      @nika_akina3152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now we just have to relate this to my immortal more

  • @miketheguy2847
    @miketheguy2847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4194

    "The limo is broken eternally." Has an ominous energy to it.

    • @SeriousBusinessman.
      @SeriousBusinessman. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "Lets go"

    • @ShrodingeRen
      @ShrodingeRen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@SeriousBusinessman. who are you? Why are you in my house? Can you feed me?

    • @SeriousBusinessman.
      @SeriousBusinessman. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@ShrodingeRen ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS AND MANY MORE ANSWERED IN *the field*

    • @saerain
      @saerain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Like-persons-but-darker-colored are known to have mysterious insights that way.

    • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
      @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Scp 283746-A the eternally broken limo driven by scp 283746-B Who looks like *REDACTED*

  • @thatgreenfur6584
    @thatgreenfur6584 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    '"Nothing said Sonic" said Sonic' might be the hardest I've laughed at anything in a good long time.

  • @kylelopez7631
    @kylelopez7631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Sonic quickly ran to his locker that was his. He grabbed his BLUE AR. "Time too teach my classmates a lesson very quickly" he said as he loaded up his KCI AR-15 .223/5.56mm 100 round gen 2 drum magazine.

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But he needs to kill fast and bullets too slow

  • @fancyf33t295
    @fancyf33t295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1671

    Let's just appreciate that the limo driver "looked like a person, but darker."

    • @aj7789
      @aj7789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      'THE LIMO IS BROKEN..........ETERNALLY!!!!'

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      OK.

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      C o l o u r e d

    • @somedude1068
      @somedude1068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yeah they look similar to us..

    • @KerWallis
      @KerWallis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like me.

  • @BenersantheBread
    @BenersantheBread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    "Welcome to the graveyard of you." is my favourite line from anything ever.

    • @wpeniche
      @wpeniche 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Benersan the Bread right up there with “welcome to die”

    • @Greggery
      @Greggery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Most metal thing I've heard since the emo era

  • @shadowpoet4398
    @shadowpoet4398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    18:59
    ... OR YOU CAN JUST TIP THE FUCKING CAGE OVER. IT DOESN'T HAVE A BOTTOM!!!

  • @luminous3558
    @luminous3558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Sseth is the perfect eggman, but he probably would've been perfect in any other role too.

  • @CoolSmoovie
    @CoolSmoovie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2929

    Imagine sitting in your shitty college class when some guy walks in, tells his gf to watch this, does a dance, then him and his gf proceed to make out for 30 minutes in front of everyone...

    • @jonahwilhelm8409
      @jonahwilhelm8409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      I mean probably better than sitting through most college lectures lmao

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah that must turn you on pretty hard if i have to believe this story.

    • @ichirocharles1
      @ichirocharles1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      What an alpha

    • @2crazyvideomonkeys
      @2crazyvideomonkeys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      If that isn’t romance, then I don’t want it

    • @tankhead2645
      @tankhead2645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Bruh this dude really making aut with his gf 😳
      Only at sonic high school 😂

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    WHY DID YOU CUT OUT "The man looked like a fat immature gay" THATS MY FAVORITE PART

    • @IHincognitoMode
      @IHincognitoMode  4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Sorry, I didn't notice it got cut until I started reading the comments! I remember recording and laughing at that line. Damn.

    • @sibire8284
      @sibire8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I for one appreciate that I'm not in this trainwreck.

    • @matsudamatsumoto7742
      @matsudamatsumoto7742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm worried about that. The story gets way more funny later on with the disturbing content, I'm afraid it will get censored...

  • @netlossmusic3745
    @netlossmusic3745 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    It's unbelievable how entertaining this video is. Please adapt the rest of the fanfic

    • @cafecomracumin717
      @cafecomracumin717 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This fic is actually big 25k word I think.
      I will adapt thia fic in a similar style ,all chapters eventually,for now I only did chapter 1 and am currently finishing 2 but well,it's in portuguese though,I think it's time someone bring this fic to non english reqders too,a masterpiece like this can't be forgotten.

  • @bradymenting5120
    @bradymenting5120 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "welcome to the graveyard of you"
    adding that to my personal lexicon

  • @husband-of-chinggis
    @husband-of-chinggis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1884

    "He looked like a fat immature gay" is quite possibly the best character description I've ever heard

    • @chasek0746
      @chasek0746 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @pikminologueraisin2139
      @pikminologueraisin2139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tony stark from endgame be like that

    • @Istayton95
      @Istayton95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yeah but what about, "looked like a person but darker colored"?

    • @husband-of-chinggis
      @husband-of-chinggis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Istayton95 dear god i'm glad i missed that one

    • @Istayton95
      @Istayton95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@husband-of-chinggis haha he didn't read that part out loud, he turned back haha. It's in the text describing the limo driver

  • @tyson211
    @tyson211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    Sonics poop smelled so bad that his neighbors had to form a committee and have a meeting about what they should do about the smell. They decided to set up a bunch of fans.

  • @Yo.Hannes
    @Yo.Hannes ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sonic's mom*
    "You'll regret not eating breakfast! You burn so many calories you'll be dead by lunch!"

  • @instantaneousvisceraloblit7081
    @instantaneousvisceraloblit7081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Even though his story is lame, this guy still has more motivation than I do.

  • @ultimateweeabootrash
    @ultimateweeabootrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2163

    This feels like an AI was trained on every fanfiction on the internet and then generated a story from that.

    • @davizitopa7252
      @davizitopa7252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Which justifies the limo driver being "almost a person". As you know, AI's trained by the internet tend to get a little _hittlery._

    • @sam-psonsmith9951
      @sam-psonsmith9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      To me it sounds like a "romantic" fan fiction written by a 9 year old which is way too much into sonic the hedgehog.

    • @emrekaraman6877
      @emrekaraman6877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@sam-psonsmith9951 and then sonic did hot secks with amy

    • @BumAssNigga408
      @BumAssNigga408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haydut Eğeme understandable

    • @theonefreeman5284
      @theonefreeman5284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@emrekaraman6877 no, he *do* hot secks

  • @Rodzyniastyyyy
    @Rodzyniastyyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    'NOTHING SAID SONIC' said Sonic.
    I died.

  • @robotkittyporn8909
    @robotkittyporn8909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “Are you mad” said tails sonic was mad so he nodded
    Take this dude pen before he puts the Bible outta business

  • @Willhelm2004
    @Willhelm2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    10:48
    Looks like sonic brought tails out to kill him

  • @gdsemi5840
    @gdsemi5840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    Theory: Mrs Lesson is actually Sonic's mom and she purposely picked that journal lesson as revenge for sonic not eating breakfast

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      GD Semi Epic game theory.

    • @voxman3464
      @voxman3464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      GD Semi Epic game theory

    • @evancogan5422
      @evancogan5422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      GD Semi Epic game theory

    • @oneseagullflock
      @oneseagullflock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      GD Semi Epic game theory

    • @cadenstrampe4216
      @cadenstrampe4216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      GD Semi Epic game theory

  • @TappWaterStudios
    @TappWaterStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    The ironic part was that Sonic was too slow to stop the teacher from reading it

    • @gigithegob9332
      @gigithegob9332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Here’s a theory... he wanted her to read it... he’s got a humiliation kink.

    • @pegasus_2137
      @pegasus_2137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@gigithegob9332 Oh yeah, call me balls itchy.

    • @anotherwea6692
      @anotherwea6692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Guess he wasn't that fast after all

  • @hazmatbp
    @hazmatbp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like how every time the writer mentions a character he has to talk about them like he's introducing them for the first time

  • @FatherMurph
    @FatherMurph ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love hearing the laughter in the narrators voice when something funny happened.

  • @aydenweeks1245
    @aydenweeks1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1843

    It's so legitimately funny that every time someone brings up Sonics ball issue they add a different body part.

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Cognitohazardous reality-bending meme

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @DANIEL RODRIGUEZ I mean it's a disease that becomes more complex each time it's discussed, seems like an uncontained anomaly to me.

    • @chiffoncakeandtea
      @chiffoncakeandtea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @DANIEL RODRIGUEZ why... Apollyon?

    • @garygotgameclips
      @garygotgameclips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the prom is tonight also

    • @capt.sparky854
      @capt.sparky854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everybody gangsta until Sonic catches a cognitohazardous version of SCP-610!

  • @genocider2688
    @genocider2688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1521

    i feel like the person who wrote this just needed a way to cope with their itchy ball problem

    • @llumas975
      @llumas975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Yeah, itchy balls was the least of the author’s problems

    • @Flycanjack
      @Flycanjack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@llumas975 i think it's the smooth brain.

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They had more than just itchy balls.

    • @baguldus1885
      @baguldus1885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Gay ball problems*

    • @stankobarabata2406
      @stankobarabata2406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Flycanjack To call them stupid is... not encompassing enough, somehow. Maddened? Driven to lunacy? Absolutely bonkers? Those sound more like it tbh.

  • @thechalupacabra3065
    @thechalupacabra3065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This...this makes me think I have what it takes to finally write that novel I've been putting off.

  • @torylva
    @torylva ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'm so bad" Said knuckles, taking up two seats
    That is some fucking comedy gold!

  • @ML4202
    @ML4202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1610

    Tails is my favorite character in this. Something about the way he speaks is vaguely unsettling; his tone of voice and what he says makes him sound like a computer pretending to be human.

    • @RaeIsGaee
      @RaeIsGaee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I genuinely got so unnerved whenever I saw that taxidermy fox.

    • @Hanzer-ns5bh
      @Hanzer-ns5bh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Between the nasally accent, the stilted inflection on every syllable, and the microphone quality being subpar, it makes him sound like one of those text-to-speech programs.

    • @monadolifesaver5613
      @monadolifesaver5613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I thought he looked beautiful.

    • @ieatgarbage8771
      @ieatgarbage8771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Tails looks and sounds like he’d be in one of those surreal animations where you have no idea what’s going on

    • @Trueface_15
      @Trueface_15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      His differences between the characters personality wise and how he's a actual animal (dead one but still) makes Tails sounds like a serial murderer that killed the original tails, replaced him and attempting to lure his friends.

  • @NewNicator
    @NewNicator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2325

    _”The limo is broken,”_ said the limo driver who looked like a person but *darker coloured*

    • @jeremiahbennett3004
      @jeremiahbennett3004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +534

      *casually implies black people aren't people in a sonic fanfiction

    • @michelleobamafootcream9292
      @michelleobamafootcream9292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      The limo is *eternally* broken

    • @cutler_beckett
      @cutler_beckett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Reminds me of when I was nine and writing my own interpretation of The Hunger Games, but forgot what Thresh’s name was, so I simply called him, “the big black man.”

    • @Johncruel
      @Johncruel ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@jeremiahbennett3004 Children are quite wise

    • @vocexseta
      @vocexseta ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my

  • @rickharrison1887
    @rickharrison1887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:51 100% though he was about to pull out a gun

  • @MiMi_MoMo
    @MiMi_MoMo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As bad as this fic is, it looks like a masterpiece in comparison to My Immortal. It has an actual coherent plot, doesn’t spend ages talking about outfit changes, and the characters seem to have clear motivations (despite how dumb those motivations may be). My Immortal has none of those things, instead coming across as the chaotic mess that it is.
    I think the author of Sonic High School must have been a 12 year old who was really trying their hardest to write a good story. And I think there is something endearing about that.