When Pirates Mistook a Warship for a Cargo Ship | January 2012

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  • In January 2012, the Spanish Navy Replenishment Ship called the Patino was conducting escort duties for merchant vessels in the Indian Ocean. One night, the Patino was waiting off the coast of Somalia for a Cargo ship when the unexpected happened; a group of pirates attempted to board the warship.
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  • @tehs3raph1m
    @tehs3raph1m ปีที่แล้ว +10706

    Not only did they board a warship, but they boarded a warship who was on anti piracy mission. Golden.

  • @damelyngdoh2370
    @damelyngdoh2370 ปีที่แล้ว +10708

    When you don't level up but still go for the boss

  • @dl0g09
    @dl0g09 ปีที่แล้ว +1708

    Pirates:
    "We here to rob you"
    Spanish warship:
    "And we here to arrest you"

    • @SizeThickPlz
      @SizeThickPlz ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Pirates: "Oh, well we disagree."
      Spanish: "Helo opens fire."
      Piraters: "We respectfully surrender. We didn't mean to attack you, we just wanted to rob merchants."
      Spanish: "Quite brave, or quite stupid. Anyways, off to prison."

    • @AWACSLunchCaster
      @AWACSLunchCaster 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      no one expects the spanish inquisition (modernized)

    • @haz1013
      @haz1013 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I'm guessing they didn't passed the test to know what kind of ship is at sea😅

    • @KanjiasDev
      @KanjiasDev 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Warship: "challenge accepted!" 😅

    • @Star_Jewel_Realm
      @Star_Jewel_Realm 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Pirates : Put your hands up.
      Soldier: You first.
      😆😆

  • @talleywa5772
    @talleywa5772 ปีที่แล้ว +1760

    Pirates: "I think we have the wrong ship."
    Spanish Marines: "We respectfully disagree."

    • @Ghakimx
      @Ghakimx 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Also Spanish Marines: Nice

  • @anibaldk
    @anibaldk ปีที่แล้ว +6825

    I love the pirates defense: "Sorry...we meant to rob other people, not you" 🤦🏻‍♂🤦🏻‍♂🤦🏻‍♂

    • @jerry3790
      @jerry3790 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      They were honest. Probably would’ve been worse hadn’t they been

    • @slaughter2517
      @slaughter2517 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@jerry3790 pirates and honest?u must have not know about atrocities they would commit if they found a women on board ,i once saw bandits executing their victims in a video can only be described as extremely brutal like similar to cartel ones

    • @jerry3790
      @jerry3790 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@slaughter2517 I was referring to being honest in context of their trial.

    • @turkeyman631
      @turkeyman631 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That is America in a nutshell. Criminal good, police are bad! (Until I need them for something)

    • @volodyanarchist
      @volodyanarchist ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@turkeyman631 America? Is Somalia in America according to you? Or is Spain in America? Or perhaps Indian Ocean is? And the final question: North America or South America?

  • @basteagui
    @basteagui ปีที่แล้ว +20975

    Ah, the old pirates versus the powerful Spanish fleet.
    We hadn't seen that one in a few centuries

    • @michaels.1964
      @michaels.1964 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      NAHH LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

    • @epiccowboymemes2042
      @epiccowboymemes2042 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @Robert Sears Proof?

    • @RoyCyberPunk
      @RoyCyberPunk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@epiccowboymemes2042
      He is full of 💩 they obviously didn't and even if they had then all the navies of this planet would have hunted his pirate warship down and sent it into Davey Jones Locker.

    • @andresmartinezramos7513
      @andresmartinezramos7513 ปีที่แล้ว +624

      @@epiccowboymemes2042 The British Empire

    • @darthwiizius
      @darthwiizius ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@andresmartinezramos7513
      🤣. Funny and true, case closed M'lud.

  • @alertedcoyote7892
    @alertedcoyote7892 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +276

    I just love the idea of the crew of the ship being there like
    "Sir, we've got pirates coming up on us, i think... I think theyre trying to board us? Do we open fire?"
    "No, no lets just... See how far they get before they realise"

    • @ZooZoo293
      @ZooZoo293 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂

    • @ZooZoo293
      @ZooZoo293 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It's like a mouse trying to bite a grizzly's toe.

    • @Zerg435
      @Zerg435 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Imagine if they actually pulled off. The warship was not on high alert, and western soldiers tend to surrender when they are under attack and in danger to get hurt.

    • @frits191
      @frits191 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@Zerg435 ah yes all those "western" (whatever country or region that means) military they all give up instantly. Based off of what exactly? Source? I doubt you have one so dont make outrageous claims clearly muddled by your own biases

    • @cocosulx9282
      @cocosulx9282 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@Zerg435???? Where did u get that from

  • @Nissan-S15
    @Nissan-S15 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Pirate : "Yo why is one container pointing towards us?"

    • @paisuk6566
      @paisuk6566 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Another pirate: #### it not container it 20mm gun and it a warship RUN

    • @BlueShellshock
      @BlueShellshock 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      "Maybe it's a payload delivery system?"

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@paisuk6566 a 20mm isn't thst big.

  • @jerishigan6567
    @jerishigan6567 ปีที่แล้ว +6271

    Pirates: “uh…is it normal for a cargo vessel to have a helicopter?”

    • @SkygirlGamingChannel
      @SkygirlGamingChannel ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Pressumably it has a hangar to protect it of the rough sea. I dont think proper cargo ships have a chopper, but theres for sure some to for example fly sick crewmen home or similar missions.

    • @ImDembe
      @ImDembe ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Been out for days in bad sea and attacked when it was dark + i bet the overall smartness among sea pirates are below average.

    • @infovers
      @infovers ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ImDembe intelligence

    • @Pon1bcd
      @Pon1bcd ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ImDembe well they were smart enough to attack during rough conditions. Not smart enough to identify it was a warship. But if it is true that they’ve been out on sea, 3-4 days they would’ve seen the warship escorting the cargo ship.

    • @ohauss
      @ohauss ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Pon1bcd Only if they had been in the immediate area when the ship was being escorted. Given that it was in the morning, who knows where they were the day before.

  • @chrisschoenthaler5184
    @chrisschoenthaler5184 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    Seven pirates vs 180 marines.
    Most humiliating curbstomp ever.

    • @WalterModel45
      @WalterModel45 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Sailors, not "marines"
      Those ships just have small groups of naval infantery to the helo, fast boats and some basic infantery to protect the ship

    • @commanderboom2626
      @commanderboom2626 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

      ⁠@@WalterModel45they say in the video that there were approximately 180 Spanish marines in addition to the ship’s crew.

    • @andresmartinezramos7513
      @andresmartinezramos7513 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      ​@WalterModel45 180 marines plus however many sailors from the crew of the ship. All part of the Navy.

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@WalterModel45 I don't think a crew of 180 people can operate a ship that big AND maintain the operations of 2 large helicopters.

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh not even close to most

  • @TentaclePentacle
    @TentaclePentacle ปีที่แล้ว +267

    pirate: "I am the captain now!"
    Spanish:: "Spain has been dealing with pirates for over 300 years."

    • @InceyWincey
      @InceyWincey 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And for the first few decades The British Empire was almost entirely funded by the proceeds of pirating the Spanish Navy, so they really did learn from the best.

    • @davexb6595
      @davexb6595 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Over 500 years.

    • @nigermant6347
      @nigermant6347 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      these ones a little less received in their speech, I'm afraid. 😜

  • @Pheonix-gb6qu
    @Pheonix-gb6qu ปีที่แล้ว +581

    "So, what you in here for?"
    "I was a pirate and we mistaked a warship for a cargo ship"

    • @Amitttttttttttttttttt
      @Amitttttttttttttttttt ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Understandable"

    • @realdjaykay
      @realdjaykay 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Mistook

    • @realdjaykay
      @realdjaykay 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Mistaked isn’t a word

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      "We attacked a country with a proud 1000 years of naval history under their belt and we were in a dinghy"

  • @sputnikalgrim
    @sputnikalgrim ปีที่แล้ว +5514

    Imagine the look on their faces when they realized they were attempting to board a warship.

    • @nachobroryan8824
      @nachobroryan8824 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      The dead pirate didn't have time for that.

    • @Its_Hero
      @Its_Hero ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Repent and believe in Jesus Christ no u

    • @goldenhate6649
      @goldenhate6649 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      @@nachobroryan8824 they were lucky it was Spanish and not American. Americans have no chill.

    • @daquaviousbingleton9763
      @daquaviousbingleton9763 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@goldenhate6649 you’re talking about the Spanish navy there buddy 😅

    • @Network126
      @Network126 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goldenhate6649 You mean the Chinese have no chill! A Chinese warship would've instantly lasered those pirates into dust or something!

  • @hereLiesThisTroper
    @hereLiesThisTroper ปีที่แล้ว +3131

    The pirates calculated the risk. Too bad they were bad at math.

    • @vermicelledecheval5219
      @vermicelledecheval5219 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Its not even maths there but just self preservation... Some goofs 😂

    • @M.Aaltonen
      @M.Aaltonen ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Looks like I have somethin in common with those pirates

    • @jasonbourne1596
      @jasonbourne1596 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@vermicelledecheval5219 Self preservation works better when you do it right. Attacking a war ship with your 7 men on a skiff is just bad for self preservation.

    • @dciccantelli
      @dciccantelli ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They should thank their lucky stars it wasn't a Russian warship. The outcome would have been much different for them (and not in a good way....).

    • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
      @MaxwellAerialPhotography ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@dciccantelli the Russians would have released them all without charges… into the sea, if you catch my drift.

  • @hiredmurderer6228
    @hiredmurderer6228 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "Uh, guys, since when the cargo boys use berets and camo?"
    - A pirate last words

  • @levisanchez7143
    @levisanchez7143 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    "No amount of sea shanties will save you now!" -Spanish Marine, probably.

  • @mccabber24
    @mccabber24 ปีที่แล้ว +9287

    Nobody expects the Spanish Replenishment Ship Patino!

    • @CardinalBiggles01
      @CardinalBiggles01 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      Well, surprise was certainly amongst their weapons.

    • @JelMain
      @JelMain ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Postman Patino, then, with his dread pirate cat.

    • @johnkoenig326
      @johnkoenig326 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      (Insert comfy chair joke here)

    • @D0CI87PC
      @D0CI87PC ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Well played, Sir.

    • @RuminatingWizard
      @RuminatingWizard ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I should have known I wouldn't be first with this but still I... didn't expect it.

  • @ottovonbasedmark
    @ottovonbasedmark ปีที่แล้ว +3686

    i would pay heaps of money just to see the looks on their faces.
    not only the pirates, but also the crew of the patiño: „this is not really happening right now. they didn’t just try to board us with 7 men, did they?“

    • @kevinmach730
      @kevinmach730 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would have paid more to see the looks on their faces as they were hanged

    • @mikcon63
      @mikcon63 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      I'd like the imagine the guy manning the Cannon would have looked like a kid on Christmas morning.

    • @karamlevi
      @karamlevi ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂😂😂💩

    • @richardschofield2201
      @richardschofield2201 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I like heaps of money. What look on my face should I make?

    • @SirPano85
      @SirPano85 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mikcon63 I hope not, it's everytime sad to kill a person and if he did like You say he probably is a psyco

  • @mrmaple9331
    @mrmaple9331 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    When you touch a random object in the environment and a screen-size health bar starts filling.

  • @DrBoneright
    @DrBoneright ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "I wouldn't have picked your pocket if I knew you was a cop!" LOLOL

  • @AlejandroOjedaN
    @AlejandroOjedaN ปีที่แล้ว +3642

    This is hilarious! How rude of the Spanish warship not to identify itself clearly. 😂

    • @PlayrayGamer
      @PlayrayGamer ปีที่แล้ว +141

      "Did you just assume their agenda??"

    • @alx252
      @alx252 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      They started identifying as soon as they where in proper communication distance...

    • @karalmom5669
      @karalmom5669 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      How rude of the pirates to not identify the warship correctly!!!1!!1!!11!

    • @catt8111
      @catt8111 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      When the ship launched an attack helicopter, they must have collectively crapped themselves.

    • @lei-2439
      @lei-2439 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake"

  • @hudsonslim3169
    @hudsonslim3169 ปีที่แล้ว +5371

    Kudos to the pirates! They failed to board a Spanish warship but their attempt to board a Spanish prison went spectacularly well.

    • @WoodWorxGuy
      @WoodWorxGuy ปีที่แล้ว +432

      They are probably grateful! 3 meals a day for 13 years.

    • @jakethebritishpatriot
      @jakethebritishpatriot ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@WoodWorxGuy very true tbf

    • @dbyers3897
      @dbyers3897 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      They are probably better off & will attempt to stay in Spain after release. The desperation of these people is impressive & shows what people will do to try to survive. I'd be curious to know how much financial aid for Somalia would cost versus the costs of the multi-nation anti-piracy operation. I believe even the Chinese navy has participated.

    • @Nope-en9bo
      @Nope-en9bo ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@WoodWorxGuy
      You have no idea how true this is. The living conditions offered by the prison they'll go to is probably "high quality" for them. No one would willingly be miserable pirates if they could have a sustainable source of...well, everything.

    • @TalkingHands308
      @TalkingHands308 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@WoodWorxGuy Compared to their living conditions in Somalia, definitely a step up...

  • @adamfowler350
    @adamfowler350 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    How hard did these soldiers laugh after this? They even threw their boarding ladder upon the ship deck LOL

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Not even just soldiers, Marines in Europe are closer to special forces than they are the army. They literally couldn't have attacked something more dangerous

  • @a1ryu233
    @a1ryu233 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "What could possible go wrong" said the pirates .
    ""EVERYTHING""

  • @Monkechnology
    @Monkechnology ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    Pirates: "Look at me, I'm captain now"
    [gets shot by a spanish sailor]
    Capitán: "someone make a note of that man's bravery"

    • @GabrielTobing
      @GabrielTobing ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol XD

    • @krh5081
      @krh5081 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This may be the funniest thing I read all day.

    • @Vindkast
      @Vindkast ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HA!

    • @joeblow26
      @joeblow26 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're in the custody of the United States now and your friends are all dead

    • @alexanderthegreatoz5945
      @alexanderthegreatoz5945 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      wait, wasn't this from pirates of Caribbean

  • @Freelix2000
    @Freelix2000 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    "okay, we're boarding the defenseless cargo ship now."
    ...
    "huh, they got some guns."
    ...
    "fuck that's a lot of guns"

    • @jvmiller1995
      @jvmiller1995 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "And a bloody helicopter! What the hell! "
      Hell I bet the the war ship did not kill the one thrown overboard! Instead he was the one that identified it as a easy target and his own crew threw him overboard after they fled.

    • @kungszigfrids1482
      @kungszigfrids1482 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jvmiller1995 Interesting theory.

  • @brianwest2775
    @brianwest2775 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    It's sad that such brave dedicated men didn't (or couldn't) put that dedication towards doing something good.

    • @allanshpeley4284
      @allanshpeley4284 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah they're just scumbags.

    • @douglas752
      @douglas752 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so true

    • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
      @Mitaka.Kotsuka ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah... I just was like "How good those 7 guys would do as marines themselves"

    • @baghazukhov152
      @baghazukhov152 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Hunger is a VERY potent motivator.

    • @scotth6814
      @scotth6814 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@baghazukhov152 So are greed and drug addiction.

  • @jessiehogue.
    @jessiehogue. ปีที่แล้ว +27

    *"Oh, fu-"*
    -The pirates, a moment before the Warship crew returned fire.

  • @danieljackson654
    @danieljackson654 ปีที่แล้ว +3088

    "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." Excellent words.

    • @draftprospectnumber1490
      @draftprospectnumber1490 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      also applicable to sports like basketball, never call a timeout when your opponent making mistakes or not scoring points

    • @linkfromzelda1002
      @linkfromzelda1002 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Sun Tzu said that, not Napoleon.

    • @franciscorodriguez2457
      @franciscorodriguez2457 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course and kill them all and damp them overboard

    • @simonmultiverse6349
      @simonmultiverse6349 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@linkfromzelda1002 Yep, Napoleon knew of Sun Tzu and Napoleon was quoting Sun Tzu.

    • @robertleftwich1122
      @robertleftwich1122 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@simonmultiverse6349 ~~At that time wouldn’t the enemy be dead ?

  • @hiredmurderer6228
    @hiredmurderer6228 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Spanish Navy: Ah, just like in the old times...

  • @charliewhelan8677
    @charliewhelan8677 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The fact that the Spanish only managed to kill one pirate shows remarkable restraint and professionalism.

    • @nekotranslates
      @nekotranslates ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How does it? A pirate is no more than a thief. And pirates love going below the waves like in the movie.
      The sea is their tomb afterall.

    • @SizeThickPlz
      @SizeThickPlz ปีที่แล้ว

      You clearly never have been on a ship in rough seas. I have. You know nothing.

    • @RicardoMartinez-oh9sq
      @RicardoMartinez-oh9sq ปีที่แล้ว

      A former world empire like the British.

    • @diggerrob6356
      @diggerrob6356 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or piss poor marksmanship!

    • @worldtravels2763
      @worldtravels2763 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Spanish storn troopers haha

  • @1LEgGOdt
    @1LEgGOdt ปีที่แล้ว +2643

    “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” - Napoleon
    I find it ironic with how the Spanish Navy was doing something that they haven’t done in centuries since the fall of the Spanish Empire and their once Mighty Navy… Anti Piracy Patrols.

    • @15241
      @15241 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I mean, they did anti piracy patrols even on the days of the spanish empire, just not like today

    • @anonymusum
      @anonymusum ปีที่แล้ว +167

      It is indeed. And this time the pirates weren´t even British.

    • @friedhelmmunker7284
      @friedhelmmunker7284 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@anonymusum 😂👍

    • @officermeowmeowfuzzyface4408
      @officermeowmeowfuzzyface4408 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And then Hollywood tried making nords "barbarians," when the word comes from the Barbary Coast.

    • @turnip5359
      @turnip5359 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "never eat hot dog when on floor" - some guy

  • @ptick16
    @ptick16 ปีที่แล้ว +2624

    Being flown to Spain to stand trial for their crimes must have been a luxurious vacation for these pirates. Being fed at least 3 times a day, medical care, decent living conditions (compared to what they probably had to endure in their homeland), and given clothing. They likely couldn't believe their luck.

    • @FR4NKY666
      @FR4NKY666 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      luck? prison is prison dude

    • @fordmustang7269
      @fordmustang7269 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plenty of people have purposely committed crimes to be thrown into jail if they have nothing and are homeless I’ve seen it. They go to jail and they are around people. Warm They have bed food guaranteed.

    • @rsfakqj10rsf-33
      @rsfakqj10rsf-33 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FR4NKY666 In prison, you’re at least kept alive

    • @biggierocc1935
      @biggierocc1935 ปีที่แล้ว +588

      @@FR4NKY666 It's a Spanish Prison
      Prisons are generally better anywhere else than they are in America

    • @pugasaurusrex8253
      @pugasaurusrex8253 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@biggierocc1935 +100 social credits

  • @IrOnCuRtAiN61
    @IrOnCuRtAiN61 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ahh, the "You picked the wrong (war)ship, fool!" moment.
    😎

  • @RicardoMartinez-oh9sq
    @RicardoMartinez-oh9sq ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I have laughed for an hour just reading the comments. Bravo por España!

    • @ZooZoo293
      @ZooZoo293 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same!.😂😂

  • @240pixel
    @240pixel ปีที่แล้ว +2833

    I would've love to see the faces of the pirates when they realized this is not a civilian crew they are trying to intimidate.

    • @ProsperityEngine
      @ProsperityEngine ปีที่แล้ว

      The moment you realize that your 7 men are trying to take by force a military ship with 180 soldiers on board itching to kill you😥

    • @jimmer1047
      @jimmer1047 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I just so happen to have a photo.......🌚

    • @TheJoeyboots
      @TheJoeyboots ปีที่แล้ว +47

      😮😭 Something like this I imagine

    • @raleighkellyc9375
      @raleighkellyc9375 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      oh yeah me too

    • @swedishmeatballs7818
      @swedishmeatballs7818 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jayk3551 did you not watch the video?

  • @matodiniv
    @matodiniv ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Pirates: [expecting to board a defenseless bountiful cargo ship]
    Patino: *"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH NAVY"*

    • @oscardelucas994
      @oscardelucas994 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *Spanish theme from pirates of caribean plays*

    • @alejandroe3616
      @alejandroe3616 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ironic how instead of the Spanish popping out of nowhere, it was the pirates instead lmfao 😭

    • @jasoncaulkin9830
      @jasoncaulkin9830 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good One 😄

    • @wildbikerbill6530
      @wildbikerbill6530 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@oscardelucas994 I thought it was a variation of Monty Python's "Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition".

    • @ianoceallaigh7107
      @ianoceallaigh7107 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only because it is...

  • @vgrg7841
    @vgrg7841 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Way to go Spain.🇪🇸🚢⛵💂‍♂️✝️🪖🗡️🛡️🇪🇸 Just like the old days. Been quite a while since they've been through something like that.

  • @interesting_characteristic23
    @interesting_characteristic23 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The definition of “fucked around and found out.” 😂

  • @Vdetty
    @Vdetty ปีที่แล้ว +333

    This is the definition of "Call an ambulance. But not for me."

  • @campbella2796
    @campbella2796 ปีที่แล้ว +3978

    The worrying feature of this is surely the ability of a small boat to approach a warship quite undetected in rough seas.

    • @HiroNguy
      @HiroNguy ปีที่แล้ว +675

      The skiffs used by these criminals are small and the height of the waves actually can hide them from radar and IR, as explained in the vid.

    • @TheColonialGamer131
      @TheColonialGamer131 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      If your interested in learning more about that. Look up “Iranian Gunboats” it’s Somalian speedboat tactics but with 10x the amount of boats & they all have missiles/torpedos

    • @garthdonovan5373
      @garthdonovan5373 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Exactly magnetic mines

    • @vadfarkas14
      @vadfarkas14 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      ​@@TheColonialGamer131 indeed. With good enough coordination those things could wreak havoc and cause serious damage to any warship or even sink them. Look at Millenium challenge 2002. During that wargame BLUFOR initially lost and entire fleet of warships including but not limited to sixteen warships: one aircraft carrier, ten cruisers and five of Blue's six amphibious ships. Essentially crippling the force's ability to continue the conflict.

    • @samisuhonen9815
      @samisuhonen9815 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Yes, big warships have to be careful around coasts and islands due to this. Coastal vessels being very cost effective and dangerous to big warships is nothing new. That's why for example, the Finnish defense force navy uses exclusively coastal vessels. They have no desire to go into open ocean. They would much rather navigate their island heavy coast and torpedo/missile down huge Russian destroyers and cruisers.

  • @zobekguerrero1366
    @zobekguerrero1366 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    *pirates climb on warship*
    Also Pirates: Why do we hear boss music

  • @pedobear8071
    @pedobear8071 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pirates: "look at all that expensive cargo!, i like that one with the cylindrical mounted weapon looking thingy thats pointing right at us, it looks pretty valuable"

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    That's like a thief walking into a police station thinking it's a bank.

    • @azurelectrium1100
      @azurelectrium1100 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No thats like a bank robber walking into a prison

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      actually it is…literally trying holdup the security force whose bare essentials would destroy your ship in a second let alone mow down the entire crew

    • @RicardoMartinez-oh9sq
      @RicardoMartinez-oh9sq ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny!

    • @MatthewCampbell765
      @MatthewCampbell765 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Actually something that once happened that's kind of similar: A group of bankrobbers once tried to rob a bank...as it turned out, the bank in question was the nearest bank to the FBI headquarters...and it was payday.

    • @andresmartinezramos7513
      @andresmartinezramos7513 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Big robbing the donut store vibes

  • @scaryback
    @scaryback ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Let’s be honest, a Spanish prison is like winning the lottery for these guys..

    • @bylu6712
      @bylu6712 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Exactly what I thought

    • @adriann2649
      @adriann2649 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      13-17 years in prison 🤔 lottery? and after what? Ahh sure. Be old guy in an unknown country and living on the street. Is there snow in Somalia? Great Lottery :) No hay "pagas" para estos "inmigrantes".

    • @bylu6712
      @bylu6712 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adriann2649 What? Your English is so terrible you're barely comprehensible

    • @adriann2649
      @adriann2649 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bylu6712 y tu español qué tal está??? Dime cuantos idiomas hablas y ya luego te quejas que me parece que el inglés no se parece en NADA al español, el italiano, el francés, el portugués... Ah y no se habla ese idioma en ningún país EUROPEO xD

    • @bylu6712
      @bylu6712 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@adriann2649 Ты никому не нравишся

  • @MrDoyle-ky4he
    @MrDoyle-ky4he ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Should we throw these murderers overboard and let the ocean have them?"
    "No, let's give them food, medical care, and a long-term vacation home back in our own country!"
    "Brilliant, Commander!"

  • @TedApelt
    @TedApelt ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The crew of the Patino was surprised? They weren't the only ones!
    The quote at the end says it all.

  • @erintyres3609
    @erintyres3609 ปีที่แล้ว +1356

    I met a relative of Captain Phillips, and he told me that cargo ships traveling the coast of Africa now have armed soldiers aboard. Any pirates who try to take a cargo ship today are at a huge disadvantage, with trained troops shooting down at them.

    • @dahasolomon7314
      @dahasolomon7314 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      As a somali I've noticed that the international media fails to cover that some of these "pirates" are just normal fishermen who are mistaken for pirates and then shot at. I've heard a few of these stories. Trigger happy privateers are abroad most of these ships instead of soldiers so you can imagine the abuse of power that is possible.
      I mean it's not like there will ever be an investigation.

    • @KarangWedatama
      @KarangWedatama ปีที่แล้ว +226

      @@dahasolomon7314 I doubt a lowly fishermen use high speed boat, if I was a privateers I will shoot at a speed boat when they ignore my warning shot, a mere fishermen would use a fishing boat or a traditional boat

    • @shubhamparashar1852
      @shubhamparashar1852 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dahasolomon7314 ah yes. You all are fishermen. Like the peaceful community who did 9/11.

    • @legion_prex3650
      @legion_prex3650 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dahasolomon7314 of course, so it is.

    • @dahasolomon7314
      @dahasolomon7314 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@KarangWedatama The pirates and the fishermen use the same types of boats. But it's pretty easy to tell them apart because one is just fishing and the other is actively chasing you down. What I'm talking about is that mercenaries aboard these ships can be very unhinged.
      Mercenaries are more prone to sadistic misuses of power like for example Russian mercenaries active in Syria or the infamous American group Blackwater.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 ปีที่แล้ว +1298

    Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

    • @Lupus_Indomitus
      @Lupus_Indomitus ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Robert Sears yeah. that would have been a giant OH SHIT, WE MESEDD UP. love to have sen that.

    • @chan6565
      @chan6565 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow Napoleon, u r still alive? Damn

    • @sagittariusa7662
      @sagittariusa7662 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Robert Sears Maybe they should have an education system that is mandatory for all Somali children and um take them away from their families, transitioning starting at age 6.
      "But Somali families need their children." For unpaid labor and when that labor cannot suffice, they join gangs and become pirates or child soldiers.
      "But children need their families." That is why they only come during the weekends and return to mandatory education. You can be homeschooled, but your parents have to be wealthy. Also children really don't need their families. They need guidance, which they can get from anyone who is willing and proper.

    • @tcglasscox
      @tcglasscox ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen! 😀

    • @bobblue_west
      @bobblue_west ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a pity the Sea King Heli' didn't just finish them off and let the garbage sink to the bottom. Now they have to feed the scum for 17 yrs.

  • @brokenheart59r
    @brokenheart59r 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That's why Half information is dangerous 😂

  • @DwayneIsKing
    @DwayneIsKing ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ngl, this is pretty hilarious 😂. I picture them freaking out ,yelling, and cursing in their language after realizing the mistake and taking fire themselves 💀

  • @danieldiegotamai797
    @danieldiegotamai797 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Never interrupt your enemy when it´s making a mistake. Napoleon brilliant as always.

  • @expandedhistory
    @expandedhistory ปีที่แล้ว +333

    This has to be one of the greatest, “no you” moments in History.

    • @akiakato9516
      @akiakato9516 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Those pirates took a fat L from the warship

    • @Boeing-ER-yj8nn
      @Boeing-ER-yj8nn ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the greatest "YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!!"

  • @scrat3695
    @scrat3695 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    the pirates thought process:
    "CAAAPTAAAIINN"
    "Yep, yeah?"
    "LOOOOOK!"

  • @OreGear
    @OreGear 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I was stationed in Djibouti Africa from 2011 to 2012. I had an opportunity to tour this ship after they’d been attacked. They were very proud to show off the skiff they had recovered and were taking back to Spain for training.

  • @jannieboy58
    @jannieboy58 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    Like breaking into a prison thinking it’s a bank 😂

    • @josiahpowick1553
      @josiahpowick1553 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lego movie vibes

    • @javierherrera7276
      @javierherrera7276 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @Filip_Wessman
      @Filip_Wessman ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Which has actually hapened. Or rather, they made the bank job then fled the heist crossing some random walls. Prison walls. In the 60ies or 70ies.

    • @javierherrera7276
      @javierherrera7276 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Filip_Wessman 🙄

    • @silvergreylion
      @silvergreylion ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, or a courthouse.

  • @jeffma7507
    @jeffma7507 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    I love how the captain gives the pirates credit for their “supposed” bravery out at sea 😂

    • @jeffma7507
      @jeffma7507 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Apollo -1 its not the point lol, the captain tried to over look the fact that a bunch of Mercs tried to ambush a military vessel.

    • @lewisner
      @lewisner ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Apollo -1 if the pirates put their mind to it they might have joined the Spanish navy and made something of themselves

    • @scotthill1600
      @scotthill1600 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Apollo -1 yet another one, how did the US come into this comment section about Spanish warships & Somali pirates💀🤡 like I said in another comment I could mention Antarctica melting & the first comment would be ab that the US sucks at Antarctic exploration. I’d love to know as much ab other countries as everyone knows ab the US but hey everyone only ever mentions the US. Guess when your biggest fish in the pond they gotta talk ab you, I’d be mad too

    • @scotthill1600
      @scotthill1600 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Apollo -1 eh basically anybody would lose the war when the enemy just hides & uses guerrilla tactics, I’m just surprised the US hasn’t learned that by now, I take solace knowing they have killed thousands of terrorists, the Taliban gets new high ranking memebers every few years bc they old one gets killed💀 can’t remember who was the most recent the isis or taliban leader that got killed in 2020? If I remember right?

    • @scotthill1600
      @scotthill1600 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ph5023 thanks for the info

  • @RyeTheWanderer
    @RyeTheWanderer ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pirates: Planning to board a ship.
    That one pirate who has spaced out for some time: Alright, let's do this. Leeeeroy Jeeenkins.

  • @jessiehogue.
    @jessiehogue. ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Patino crew: "Call an ambulance! ...But not for us."

  • @silvergreylion
    @silvergreylion ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Imagine the conversation on the bridge:
    "Captain, we're being boarded by pirates."
    "What?? Seriously?"
    "Yes sir, we're being boarded by pirates."
    "Why the fuck would they.." *sigh* "Ok, try not to kill them. We need to ask them why."

  • @trevorperry3081
    @trevorperry3081 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    This is actually really scary if you think about it. That skiff was in contact with the Patino's hull before the lookout called the alert. If it'd had explosives instead of men in it, there would have been a lot of dead and wounded sailors from that ship. The USS Cole comes to mind.

    • @nuagetama1405
      @nuagetama1405 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Sadly this is a problem for any modern navy in peace time. Any unidentified vessel could come in contact with an extremely big warship, even an aircraft carrier (This happened to the french nuclear aircraft carrier Charle de Gaulle in November 2021 for example) because in peace time they aren't allowed to open fire before identifying a real threat. A surprise attack on your most crucial warships just before declaring war is a really serious threat to many navy around the world and one of their biggest weakness.

    • @lofihotbeats5805
      @lofihotbeats5805 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Spanish American war vibes

    • @dubious6718
      @dubious6718 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@nuagetama1405 Doubt American warships would care about such "laws" and would fire warning shots towards the approaching vessel.

    • @cy85041
      @cy85041 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@dubious6718 American warships aren't authorized to fire warning shots, unless doctrine has changed in the last decade since I got out. They can only issue warnings over loudspeaker and ship's whistle, then if those aren't heeded, they can open fire if the offending vessel is in their exclusion zone (I don't remember exactly what it was called)

    • @bartonbone8559
      @bartonbone8559 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's the thing though, the pirates were looking to take the ship and its cargo for ransom, as opposed to the USS Cole where they were looking strictly to cause damage and death.

  • @aluminumfalcon552
    @aluminumfalcon552 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I wish this was what happened when I was aboard the USNS Lewis and Clark, we were tailed by a nearly identical boat. The result was anticlimactic as they were blasted with warnings from the LRAD and we outran them. Being a military supply ship we were well equipped to deal with them and had much more firepower and manpower, but they never made it closer than a mile before we slipped away. It would have been cool to see what M2 .50 cal machine guns and M203 grenade launchers would do to a boat like that.

    • @fireshadowdark5462
      @fireshadowdark5462 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lukcily you didn't. COuld've hurted, or even killed people. Don't forget almost no one is a bad person. It ALWAYS is because of that persons surroundings and living conditions. (There are a few rare psychopaths who probably are truly bad though.)

    • @aluminumfalcon552
      @aluminumfalcon552 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@fireshadowdark5462 what happened was the best possible outcome for the sake of human lives. It is terrible that they live in such a country that piracy is a way of survival and they don’t have better opportunities to make a good life for themselves. Whatever happened, my involvement would have only been that of a bystander.

    • @davidb7180
      @davidb7180 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@fireshadowdark5462 You live in a liberal fantasyland! [almost no one is a bad person] Don't you even dare think that any of those pirates either from the video story or falcon's story wouldn't have killed anyone who stood in their way from taking what thought was a defenseless ship. There are lots of bad people out there and it has nothing to do with 'surroundings'
      More than likely, it wasn't the pirates first go at this and they HAD killed people before. It's the collective of gullible, naive people like you with no understanding of the 'REAL' world that brings great countries to their knees.

  • @deblucero4685
    @deblucero4685 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Priceless. Loved it and would love to see the movie if they ever make one

    • @gmchingon
      @gmchingon หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same. It would have to be a comedy.

  • @eliasblum753
    @eliasblum753 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    I spent a couple of weeks on board the Patiño. I was in the Royal Navy and based on the Spanish ship during a NATO exercise. Great lads and lasses. Very professional sailors. I was impressed.

    • @SeekDestroy-sk1mo
      @SeekDestroy-sk1mo ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you think about Somali pirates tho? Did they get what they deserve?

    • @robinharwood5044
      @robinharwood5044 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The Spanish Navy is at lest as old as the Royal Navy. Plenty of tradtion to build on.

    • @vodkavodka8903
      @vodkavodka8903 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      thank you for your service

    • @SeekDestroy-sk1mo
      @SeekDestroy-sk1mo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robinharwood5044- they were great when the ships were made of wood not so much anymore. America dominates the seas.

    • @warrenpuckett4203
      @warrenpuckett4203 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am quite sure sure there is a weapons locker on board. Hmm a command ship, maybe got armed marines also. Whoopsy.

  • @jonnym4670
    @jonnym4670 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    if you ever thought you were bad at your job look at these guys

    • @razorbackblood06
      @razorbackblood06 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well these guys have an IQ of probably around 60.. so being smarter than them is not really much to be proud of or anything. There are probably downies smarter than those scumbags.

    • @barbados3592
      @barbados3592 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think they did a pretty good job all things considered.

    • @zoots15
      @zoots15 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Those dudes have more balls than brains and nothing to lose

    • @bigsmall246
      @bigsmall246 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@barbados3592 the most important part of being a pirate is knowing which ship to board, and they sucked at it

    • @MrBilbobaggins77
      @MrBilbobaggins77 ปีที่แล้ว

      actually good , kudos to them more than 3 days in a tiny boat and rough sea

  • @kstanni87
    @kstanni87 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That puny skiff and 7 man team stood no chance.

  • @dx1450
    @dx1450 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine the surprise of those pirates when they realized they were being fired upon from the ship they tried to board.

  • @Laz_Arus
    @Laz_Arus ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Pirates: "We didn't mean to attack the warship"
    Judge: "Oh. Ok then. Case dismissed!" 😲

    • @pitadriti9767
      @pitadriti9767 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😛🤣

    • @bvillafuerte765
      @bvillafuerte765 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is Spain, not England.

    • @duggydugg3937
      @duggydugg3937 ปีที่แล้ว

      ******* DA bragg

    • @WalterModel45
      @WalterModel45 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In spain you got more prision for a piratery act thant for homicide
      For real
      Homicide, 12-15 years

    • @PaulDziomba
      @PaulDziomba 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That would have happened in Philadelphia.

  • @allistairneil8968
    @allistairneil8968 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    Los piratas: Sorry, we thought you guys were just a normal cargo ship.
    Los marineros: Ahh, comprendo mi amigos, no problemo. We very impressed by your tenacity!

    • @Ocker3
      @Ocker3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The Captain was very generous in his description of them, and I think is also alluding to how motivated the pirates are because of terrible economic conditions at home.

    • @dutchrjen
      @dutchrjen ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ocker3 Now they're living in a western prison for years with free room and board. Probably better conditions than they had.

    • @allistairneil8968
      @allistairneil8968 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Ocker3 ¿Really? Poor Somali Pirates are forced into risking their lives for three days at sea, just so they can kill Tom Hanks and his merry men mercilessly and toss their own dead overboard. Wow, I never thought about it like that. They must be nice guys. And there I was thinking they were a bunch of ockers only interested in lots of money.

    • @majalca03
      @majalca03 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your Spanish is impressive. Did you learn it from Dora the Explorer?

    • @christarant2538
      @christarant2538 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No wonder we still have Gibraltar 🇬🇧

  • @StSimonoftrentvenerator-fl7rp
    @StSimonoftrentvenerator-fl7rp วันที่ผ่านมา

    When you skip all the lessons in Duolingo and jump to the final rounds

  • @DrakenFire
    @DrakenFire 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The pirates after boarding: "why can i hear boss music?"

  • @bobbylee9727
    @bobbylee9727 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    Congratulations to the Captain for training and maintaining a well prepared crew. I hope this sends a message to sea pirates.

    • @jaybee9269
      @jaybee9269 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It was 10 years ago. If I had to sail there I’d have an armory.

    • @MrSourceMan
      @MrSourceMan ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The funny thing is, incidents like this and armed guards being present on other cargo ships has largely curtailed pirate attacks.

    • @svenm7264
      @svenm7264 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I saw the video title and thought "that was probably the last mistake they ever made"

    • @Trollportphosphat
      @Trollportphosphat ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To these couple of guys this was a message, but to all other pirates it was just another small pirate boat going missing in rough sea, so nothing out of the ordinary.

    • @quasimodo8959
      @quasimodo8959 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Sea pirates"? Are there "land pirates"?

  • @Inspired2Teach
    @Inspired2Teach ปีที่แล้ว +85

    It's amazing that some people think, "I'm sorry, we thought you were defenseless." is an excuse.

    • @volodyanarchist
      @volodyanarchist ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I do not think this was a defence. Most people in the comments cannot tell the difference between "They said that this has happened" and "They have defended their actions by this". I am sure that they said their names, and it was not "I am innocent because my name is ...".

    • @gabiferreira6864
      @gabiferreira6864 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didnt see anyone saying that..?

    • @samk6051
      @samk6051 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every bully ever

  • @chrismcnemar6705
    @chrismcnemar6705 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The pirate was so ready to get up there just to say "I'm the captain." Ended up saying "I'm sorry sir." 🤣

  • @oscarmejiavera
    @oscarmejiavera 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Pirates: wrong neighborhood Mo Fo.
    Battleship: wrong Mo Fo, MoFo

  • @AlejandroPRGH
    @AlejandroPRGH ปีที่แล้ว +321

    The Spanish Penal Code has, or used to have, under the crime of piracy, a heavier penalty for "the pirate captain or skipper". That must be the reason why one of them got more years.

    • @analoguegeek
      @analoguegeek ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Youll never forget the day you almost caught captain jack spa... :BARS CLINK:

    • @calypsohandjack9278
      @calypsohandjack9278 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Behavior in prison could have something to do with it as well. I'm sure Somali pirates didn't integrate well with the Spanish prisoners

    • @sierralarars
      @sierralarars ปีที่แล้ว

      @@analoguegeek Thanks. You’ve got the Lonely Island Jack Sparrow song stuck in my head now.. I suppose it’s better than the Bezos song that was stuck in my head for most of today o.o

    • @lewisner
      @lewisner ปีที่แล้ว

      So if you look like Johnny Depp you are screwed ?

    • @adamabele785
      @adamabele785 ปีที่แล้ว

      If he was identified as somebody who fired directly at a person means it is aggravating as attempted murder. We do not know, what damage they caused and if they injured somebody, that is also aggravating. But you are right, if he is the one who hired the others or had the command, then he is the leader, also aggravating.

  • @linton5117
    @linton5117 ปีที่แล้ว +1554

    Imagine being a pirate, boarding this ‘unarmed’ merchant vessel only to be met with the bullets of Spanish marines, only then to realise you’ve just tried to seize a warship of one of the worlds most powerful navies…

    • @thecybranchild1768
      @thecybranchild1768 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I think it would have been even funnier if it was a American carrier, but I cant imagine mistaking one for a cargo ship but I could be wrong.

    • @wadesheckles5420
      @wadesheckles5420 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Replinishment ships are just cargo ship that ships for the military

    • @dynad00d15
      @dynad00d15 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      "It's at this moment he knew he f*cked up" :D

    • @rogerbeatty9436
      @rogerbeatty9436 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      .
      .&Photo Photo 0000000

    • @rogerbeatty9436
      @rogerbeatty9436 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wadesheckles5420
      Jeremy
      .

  • @agwhitaker
    @agwhitaker ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In older days, pirates were simply strung up from the yardarm.

  • @roverboat2503
    @roverboat2503 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    That also happened to RFA Wave Knight off Oman. I was on it at the time. Around 11 o'clock at night the 'Quickdraw' pipe came over the ship's tannoy. We all stood to and found three fast pirate boats, lit up like New York, attempting to get us in a pincer movement. All we did was squirt some 20mm with tracer in their general direction. For some reason they then decided to high-tail it in the opposite direction at the rush!

    • @knobeljoseph11
      @knobeljoseph11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What year? i was aboard the USS Mason on deployment in Aug 2019 and refueled with you guys off the coast of oman and i dont recall hearing about pirate attacks during that time. Glad you gave the pirates hell though, i'd imagine you would've ripped them up if they got in range of those miniguns yall carry!

    • @HistoryGe3k
      @HistoryGe3k ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Why not wait until they came into effective weapons range and just tear these boats apart? You were just wasting ammo and giving the pirates the opportunity to attack other boats in the future.

    • @itsjohndell
      @itsjohndell ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HistoryGe3k Word

    • @Tyler_J_Cook
      @Tyler_J_Cook ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@HistoryGe3k Believe it or not but most militaries in developed countries follow very political rules of engagement, whether you agree on it or not, Lone Survivor would be a really good but harsh example of what I mean by that.

    • @roverboat2503
      @roverboat2503 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@knobeljoseph11 Hi there. It was in 2009. In those days the pirates used to wander all up the Omani coast as at the time no one was allowed to sink them. Most depressing from our point of view. That same year the Wave Knight was present when a British couple was kidnapped by pirates and we weren't allowed to open fire. Allegedly so we didn't endanger the couple, but in reality we had to get direct permission to open fire from London and permission wasn't given. It wasn't long after that that attitudes changed. In 2011 the RFA Fort Victoria had an open brig built under the flight deck for storing the pirates we captured. They were then transported to Kenya for trial.

  • @JoJo-vm8vk
    @JoJo-vm8vk ปีที่แล้ว +225

    They did the same kind of mistake against a French Navy replenishment ship 🤣
    It was also during night. The French ship saw them coming with radar. They pretended to escape (but not too fast).
    On the morning the pirates had to face to 40mm gun 😅

    • @brentblake8306
      @brentblake8306 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ha, "but not too fast "

    • @chrismac7777
      @chrismac7777 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Then the French surrendered

    • @arfshesaid4325
      @arfshesaid4325 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@chrismac7777 ouch

    • @HiroNguy
      @HiroNguy ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@chrismac7777 Rimshot! 🥁

    • @nunyabidnis5407
      @nunyabidnis5407 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I have a French rifle for sale, never fired, dropped once.

  • @33482
    @33482 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is the real life equivalent of raiders attacking a player in power armor that has a minigun in fallout.

  • @wailinginanger3521
    @wailinginanger3521 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The guards standing on the side of the ship casually overlooking the ocean, "That's new" anyways.

  • @tor13128
    @tor13128 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    4:31 When tremendous will and determination and hardwork puts you in a situation 100x worse.

    • @bird2624
      @bird2624 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Imagine how shit their life conditions have to be for them to go to this lenght just get get a living wage

    • @sh4ne01
      @sh4ne01 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@bird2624 wage? They are fucking stealing.

    • @charlesatanasio1622
      @charlesatanasio1622 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@bird2624 They were stealing, and quite likely murdering as well.

    • @raimundohott9716
      @raimundohott9716 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Something the 2 commenters seem to ignore is that if they had decent living conditions they wouldnt have been doing this. Most criminals are a cause of their social conditions not that they are just born to kill

    • @KenEvangelista
      @KenEvangelista ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raimundohott9716 Doing crime is a fucking choice. Not something that is thrown to you by the society you live in. They CHOSE to do pirating. They know what happens by the end of it.
      You don't experience hardship in life and say "Hm, time to steal from people". You either work properly to earn, or choose the evil, worst, and most stupid mistake of your life and do this. Poverty is not a reason to do crime. Don't make it look like every poor people is a criminal in the making. Jesus.

  • @roberthuntley1090
    @roberthuntley1090 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    I can remember a similar story, a decade or more ago, about a group of pirates that attacked a 'merchant ship' carrying French special forces. Needless to say, it didn't go well for them. At least in that case, the ship was supposed to look unarmed.

    • @peterbaker3429
      @peterbaker3429 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That actually resulted in a film being made about the affair. Can't remember the title but a damned good film.

    • @megapet777
      @megapet777 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@peterbaker3429 any chance you could remember the film?

    • @adenmitchell7633
      @adenmitchell7633 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mrfixit Quickly nah

    • @howardtreesong4860
      @howardtreesong4860 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Imagine boarding a ship and it has a detachment of the French Foreign Legion on board. It could positively ruin your entire day.

    • @danielyoung1899
      @danielyoung1899 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tom hanks captain Phillips

  • @fyoutube9410
    @fyoutube9410 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This needs a movie.

  • @DreadBeard67
    @DreadBeard67 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This was no mistake. If we could capture a warship, we’d be invincible!

  • @gottathinkupanewone
    @gottathinkupanewone ปีที่แล้ว +334

    It should happen to all pirates. I think every ship that's required to sail in areas known for pirates should have arms enough to fight off an attack like this, or alternately have armed guards to protect the ship.

    • @kevincrosby1760
      @kevincrosby1760 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      A ship at sea can pretty much carry anything it wants. The problem is when that ship enters the territorial waters of a country and is thus bound by that country's laws.
      Most of the "armed contractors" are stationed on so-called "arsenal ships". They meet with the cargo ships in international waters and transfer the armed guards there, then reverse the process just before the cargo ship enters port.

    • @katrinapaton5283
      @katrinapaton5283 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I remember holding an internet conversation with an ex-USMarine who was working as an engineer on a cargo ship. He suddenly apologised and disappeared only to return about half an hour later to relate how he'd had to disuade a group of pirates using an assault rifle kept for that purpose.

    • @randytaylor1258
      @randytaylor1258 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nothing like the sting of a 20 mm. hornet to dissuade thugs from being a nuisance. Feed the sharks, boys!

    • @trashpanda2312
      @trashpanda2312 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      most of them have armed guards on board going past Somalia.

    • @troy3456789
      @troy3456789 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It makes more sense to simply shower their vessel with several electric gatling guns. Tough love

  • @zegh8578
    @zegh8578 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    It has to be pretty surreal feeling of "game over" to be picked up by a military helicopter, then taken to a foreign country, where you are put through trial for piracy, and sentenced to a decade in prison

    • @barryrose8360
      @barryrose8360 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Probably luxurious compared to their lives in Somalia

    • @pr1sm55
      @pr1sm55 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      They'll probably have way more food and a thousand times better living conditions even in jail + if I am not mistaken get to walk on Spanish soil after they've completed their sentence. It's a win-win for them if you think about it.

    • @StudleyDuderight
      @StudleyDuderight ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That doesn't feed their families back home though. It's sad that illegal commercial fishing pushed fishermen into piracy. Poor decisions all around.

    • @crazyfroggie6546
      @crazyfroggie6546 ปีที่แล้ว

      They'll get released and sent over to the UK on a dinghy

    • @spaceman081447
      @spaceman081447 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @zegh8578
      RE: ". . . where you are put through trial for piracy, and sentenced to a decade in prison"
      Didn't they use to execute pirates?

  • @dooleh84
    @dooleh84 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm not a boat guy so I had no idea what a skiff was, but damn! 7 people in a literal fishing boat attacking a warship in the open seas is just nuts...

  • @lyingcat9022
    @lyingcat9022 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh I’m sorry Mr. Grizzly Bear… I thought you were a big fluffy bunny:) Will you please stop mauling me to death now?

  • @rdprsty
    @rdprsty ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "you must be the worst pirate I've ever heard of"

    • @dfo990
      @dfo990 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      but at least we have heard of them now, lol

  • @lionljb
    @lionljb ปีที่แล้ว +115

    When you accidentially encounter the final boss in a game that you just started

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not really the FINAL boss, it was just a replenishment ship after all, those are basically just cargo ships manned by military men. They could have run into the actual warships these one was trying to replenish. So this is like triggering a late game field boss in the early game, but not really the FINAL boss.

  • @Episcopalianacolyte
    @Episcopalianacolyte 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Pirates: "I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
    🎺🎶
    Sailors: No one expects the Spainish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is Fear-fear and suprise...

  • @anthonym7453
    @anthonym7453 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I never thought we would hear pirates attacking a Spanish warship in the 21st century

  • @hkchan1339
    @hkchan1339 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Imagine attacking the huge cargo ship and realising its a huge warship 😂

    • @jaye3
      @jaye3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They must have been terrified... One of their friends even got killed in the process.

    • @lupusplumber2707
      @lupusplumber2707 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      all of it in the video, I don't need to imagine it... you think you're funny nibba?

    • @arghyaprotimhalder5592
      @arghyaprotimhalder5592 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaye3 3-4 actually rest got kicked into prison. Dunno news articles say that

    • @jaye3
      @jaye3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arghyaprotimhalder5592 According to this video, one of them got killed when they were trying to get onto the ship. That's what I was referring to.

    • @dominiklehn2866
      @dominiklehn2866 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean... Technically it IS a cargo ship. Just happens to be a military one

  • @genocyber4842
    @genocyber4842 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Pirates: sorry, we thought you were a cargo ship
    🥺
    👉👈

  • @brandonkoh8361
    @brandonkoh8361 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Earlier that day, the pirates presumably: "Dont worry bro, these container ships are easy pickings. The sailors are unarmed. Not like they can shoot back."

  • @BlueShellshock
    @BlueShellshock 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Pirates: "You guys can fight!? We thought you just drank maple syrup all the time!"
    Spanish: "That's Canadians."
    Pirates: "So you must be the ones who almost took over the world with your Navy, then?"
    Spanish: "No, that's the British."
    Pirates: "Well then, which ones are you?"
    Spanish: "We're the ones who could win a naval war against the British."
    Pirates: "...Well, since it would be insane to attack you, we would like to plead insanity."
    Spanish: "Sorry, that's Americans."

  • @alexalbrecht5768
    @alexalbrecht5768 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    “And with a detachment of 180 Spanish marines onboard.” I can only imagine one of the pirates climbing the ladder just to see all of the pissed off marines getting ready to put him 20,000 leagues under the sea.

    • @kimmogensen4888
      @kimmogensen4888 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes and one thing is that they had 2x20mm and two helicopters, they had passed them, 7 pirates try to take a ship with 180 marines, it's only in movies it goes well 🙀💥☠

    • @larsrons7937
      @larsrons7937 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not the whole story. The pirates knew what they were doing (but it went utterly wrong). They attacked the Spanish warship because it looked like the US warship from a previous failed assault, a US resupply ship to the nearby Nimitz class super carrier "USS Carl Vinson" - which launched 4 sorties and blew the pirates' mother ship out of the water. It was on TV all over the world.

    • @michealspry2561
      @michealspry2561 ปีที่แล้ว

      Davy Jones locker.

    • @michaeledmunds7056
      @michaeledmunds7056 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@larsrons7937 That makes them seem more stupid, not less.

  • @shipmastershadowofintent5249
    @shipmastershadowofintent5249 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Back in early 2000s my brother was deployed with the United States Navy and ran into pirates . Of course his ship was a little more armed with a mixture of flak guns and machine guns and shit. But he said 2 groups of pirates mistakes them for a big cargo ship and it was sorta look over the side and just open fire . He said it happened twice .

    • @tigerbatman7881
      @tigerbatman7881 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bull crap

    • @silverbloodborne9495
      @silverbloodborne9495 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I heard of events like this
      Those pirate's where so fucking stupid in the early 2000s

    • @adamabele785
      @adamabele785 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@silverbloodborne9495 No, they were not stupid, they just had not faced armed ships before.

    • @SaintNyx
      @SaintNyx ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adamabele785 If you attack a navy warship, you’re stupid. It’s not like they didn’t know what guns were, considering they had guns of their own.

    • @user-od6gi4lz8t
      @user-od6gi4lz8t ปีที่แล้ว

      They were totally drunk 😂