A compilation of legendary moments in this episode, for future reference: 0:00 BAKED BEANS 1:47 Oven gloves - so I don't burn my tiny little handies awf. 2:55 Can we put our "vats for cats" scandal behind us? 3:02 Hello... good morning... SHUT UP!!! 3:11 Fig roll... fig roll... I'm rather droll. 3:35 Debbie Mcgee... No more Debbies ;P 6:53 WHAT'S YOUR CATEGORY!? 7:36 Mert Aksac 7:57 Cigs. Six what? 8:35 (QUACK) Ingenious categories. 8:57 NO MORE CITIES! 9:17 What is he peeling? What is he feeling? Key gets lucky 10:10 There's no need to knock if you're a milkman! 13:02 Cher - Nature's Enya. 13:37 Oh, Al, that's crap. 15:31 Neymar Jockeys/Neymar Nother 16:17 Key does his face 17:35 Buckinghamshire broadband 18:38 Horne ends with a quick gag 20:05 Key's sitcom 21:09 Key's Trousers category 22:16 Watto challenges Key; Horne lists fame-os. What a bloody good game lads.
This game scores *REALLY* high on the Game Resolution Satisfaction Quotient (GRSQ). Jackson. City. Undoubted. Playful resistance from Horne, but a nice, clean walk in the end. As for JL, to find a definitive list and have both active players agree to abide by it was a thing of beauty. Cut-and-dried. You could use this one in NMJ textbooks, when teaching new players about the variance of GRSQ. Suppose you'd have to use Buzz Aldrin and Hulk Hogan as counterpoints.
A Welsh friend said that her husband recently briefly owned the Perrier of "a famous comedian" after he forgot it in Wales after a gig, and I was like It was Tim Key wasn't it. It was.
a) I think I speak for all of us Winchester Williams down here when I say I'm disappointed we didn't get to see the last category enter play b) Excellent work on the post-credits bit
Several tuneful songs, a swift knock on the door by the local milkman and a quick gag to tie it all off. Dare I say, this might be the best episode of NMJ that we’ve had yet chaps? Big might ☝️
Absolutely cracking game of Jockeys played in high spirits. Surprised given the number of songs that we didn't get a rendition of "Don't Look at Your Bookshelves"
Key, I’ve got a Penelope Pitstop costume. Found it in a charty shop on a drunken date and thought of you. Now it sits in my wardrobe gathering dust. Great Jockeys today lads. Lots of love!
You know its a great one when you've got Alex clasping his hands in front of his eyes and you got Mark doubling over, face turning red with laughter. Loved it 😄
after returning to them all many times, is it controversial to say this may be the best pound-for-pound jockeys episode? doesn't have the overarching narratives of hogangate or the bath, but the sheer number of moments i still quote to this day is astounding to behold
honestly, the respect I felt for Horne when he said he wasn't walking. caught square down the barrel of the challenge, no where to hide, just refusing to be cowed, I would like to see this horne more often
Key's commitment to make the rule as confusing as possible makes for a fascinating watch. "No more Debbies." "What about Deborah Meaden?" "Yeah you can have Deborahs."
I was doing something earlier that required me to turn my, speakers up loud, and totally forgot. So the first video I watch has blasted "BAKED BEANS, IN A FRYING PAN" to all the neighbours 😂
As far as I don't know, when I think about it, no one's done the public service thing by cataloging this game's categories so it falls to me. If you don't know (big if), spoilers ahead: "Key to start" Debbie McGee - No more Debbies (mainly known as Debbie. Further example: Debbie Reynolds) Barry Cryer-No more "Much Loved" in their obituary Peter Andrew-No more Surname + letter = forename Noah-No more never worn jeans Anna Crilly-No more aged 39-48 Denzel Washington-No more cities Jeremy Clarkson-No more initials same as high echelon celebrity (Top 50 celebrities of all time) Zinedine Zidane-No more subject of biopic >Horne challenge on age: Failed (Peter Jackson-No more current beards) >Watto challenge on city: Horne out (Jack Lisowski-No more wearing the same trousers more than 40 times) >Watto challenge on high echelon initials (John Lennon): Key Out Mark Watson wins!
I don't mind the reflected light in Key's mirror, but the worrying looking leak patch from previous sets always gave me real anxiety that his ceiling was about to fall through.
To tell you the truth, I did spend the first 4 minutes of this video thinking there would be one category played, and key would win by annoying his competitors. Excellent game lads
This game with its socks and songs and aging English men and general weirdness was like some unholy offspring of Glee and Last of the Summer Wine. Don't mind it.
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no more sockeys
Alex can I have your hoodie please?
Edit: I need it to get the colours right on my webcam
the tone in key's voice when he said "oh al, that's crap" was fucking devastating haha
genuine disappointment in his voice
A compilation of legendary moments in this episode, for future reference:
0:00 BAKED BEANS
1:47 Oven gloves - so I don't burn my tiny little handies awf.
2:55 Can we put our "vats for cats" scandal behind us?
3:02 Hello... good morning... SHUT UP!!!
3:11 Fig roll... fig roll... I'm rather droll.
3:35 Debbie Mcgee... No more Debbies ;P
6:53 WHAT'S YOUR CATEGORY!?
7:36 Mert Aksac
7:57 Cigs. Six what?
8:35 (QUACK) Ingenious categories.
8:57 NO MORE CITIES!
9:17 What is he peeling? What is he feeling? Key gets lucky
10:10 There's no need to knock if you're a milkman!
13:02 Cher - Nature's Enya.
13:37 Oh, Al, that's crap.
15:31 Neymar Jockeys/Neymar Nother
16:17 Key does his face
17:35 Buckinghamshire broadband
18:38 Horne ends with a quick gag
20:05 Key's sitcom
21:09 Key's Trousers category
22:16 Watto challenges Key; Horne lists fame-os.
What a bloody good game lads.
This show is, when I stop to think about it, genuinely one of my favourite things.
I'm not gonna rank the top 50 No More Jockeys episodes but this one made me laugh until tears arrived in my eyes so I imagine it would be in there.
I think you would probably have to list 50 funnier No More Jockeys episodes.
It's definitely in the top 50 very high echelon of funniest episodes ever.
Name another
@@jim.the.editor the one with the morph dance
This game scores *REALLY* high on the Game Resolution Satisfaction Quotient (GRSQ).
Jackson. City. Undoubted. Playful resistance from Horne, but a nice, clean walk in the end.
As for JL, to find a definitive list and have both active players agree to abide by it was a thing of beauty. Cut-and-dried.
You could use this one in NMJ textbooks, when teaching new players about the variance of GRSQ. Suppose you'd have to use Buzz Aldrin and Hulk Hogan as counterpoints.
Loved the JL challenge. Perfect
There's two cities named Clarkson.
A Welsh friend said that her husband recently briefly owned the Perrier of "a famous comedian" after he forgot it in Wales after a gig, and I was like It was Tim Key wasn't it. It was.
🎵 There's no need to knock if you're a milkman 🎵
if socks were telescopes, you'd only be able to see a foot
dont mind that
It’s been 3 months, so I suppose I’ll have to chime in and introduce your friend and mine, Big “if”
Honestly, the captions are second to none. Flawlessly executed. Simple as that.
"Baked beans in a frying pan" and "There's no need to knock if you're a milkman" enter the pantheon of great No More Jockey's tunes
a) I think I speak for all of us Winchester Williams down here when I say I'm disappointed we didn't get to see the last category enter play
b) Excellent work on the post-credits bit
I love how, when Horne says "Why is he doing that face, and why are you doing that face?" (16:37), you can tell who's "he" and who's "you."
Several tuneful songs, a swift knock on the door by the local milkman and a quick gag to tie it all off. Dare I say, this might be the best episode of NMJ that we’ve had yet chaps? Big might ☝️
Branson, milkmen, who isn't knocking on Horne's door ?
@@bearhustler Tbf, Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas without an impromptu visit from the titan of industry himself
Nature's titan.
"I wish I wasn't sepia."
- Alex Horne
Absolutely cracking game of Jockeys played in high spirits. Surprised given the number of songs that we didn't get a rendition of "Don't Look at Your Bookshelves"
Or "Does A Spider Have a Heart"!
Absolutely ecstatic to see that a cat vat was used and now there's a green cat
Seeing Watto lose his mind after the trousers category was worth the price of admission on its own, I don't mind it
when you think about it, this is one of the best episodes of jockeys in a while and i dont mind saying that actually
Key, I’ve got a Penelope Pitstop costume. Found it in a charty shop on a drunken date and thought of you. Now it sits in my wardrobe gathering dust. Great Jockeys today lads. Lots of love!
Is that charty or charté?
Somes ones bragging, going on date! you out the rest of us to shame
I don't mind making it "Neymar nother" in the future
I think Mark Watson has the most contagious laugh of anyone I've seen laughing. Lovely stuff.
Auf Wiedersehen Pipette is going to be very popular down here, I'm sure of it.
The nuisance penguins can’t have enough
tims face when alex was saying enya had me in tears
No Need to Knock if You're a Milkman just replaced Does a Spider have a Heart as my favourite NMJ song
I'm below the line, and I'm loving it.
When you think about it
these middle aged men have the same manic energy as a horde of preschoolers
Which we definitely do not mind.
i love it when Tim and Mark seem to have decided it’s a musical episode, apropos of nothing and presumably without consulting Alex
Ode to the Milk Man is easily a top 50 song, maybe even top 1
You know its a great one when you've got Alex clasping his hands in front of his eyes and you got Mark doubling over, face turning red with laughter. Loved it 😄
Amazing to think Horne's the one who sings for a living
He sings, but I wouldn't say it's for a living. He'd be fine without singing.
@BodywiseMustard Fair
The way Tim said "Oh Al that's crap" 🤣
Just realised Alex Horne shares his initials with the second-most-famous person of all-time.
Quite extraordinary when you stop to think about it.
after returning to them all many times, is it controversial to say this may be the best pound-for-pound jockeys episode? doesn't have the overarching narratives of hogangate or the bath, but the sheer number of moments i still quote to this day is astounding to behold
Best jockeys episode....
Yet?
Brilliant work gents, love it.
honestly, the respect I felt for Horne when he said he wasn't walking. caught square down the barrel of the challenge, no where to hide, just refusing to be cowed, I would like to see this horne more often
*But only* because he then walked. It was a solid success challenge.
never forget the Hulk Hogan incident...never forget
Possibly my favourite episode yet! Had to pause so many times as we were crying with laughter 😅
I'll be singing There's No Need To Knock If You're A Milkman all weekend. Absolute banger.
Class selection of background music this week! Also, I tried to wipe my spit from that spot on Key’s mirror.
Key doing the work on 1% battery there. It’s that level of ballsiness that makes you a winner at this game. Sometimes.
I now can't stop thinking Key has a panto planned 'Jack Lisowski and the 40 Trousers". He could use his pipette joke in it.
THE funniest episode I’ve seen, Key is on fire here, cracked me up 😂
Horne shouting WHATS YOUR CATEGORY 🤣🤣🤣
No more jeans comes from that... harssssshhhh category!
The Lisowski category really made me laugh
Watto losing his shit when that category came up was pure joy. I laughed my tiny ass off.
I've never cried laughing at NMJ as hard as I just did at Key's face
Looking forward to that Auf Wiedersehen Pipette shirt
Key's commitment to make the rule as confusing as possible makes for a fascinating watch.
"No more Debbies."
"What about Deborah Meaden?"
"Yeah you can have Deborahs."
Isn't this the least confusing rule he's made? (yet)
@@volternoomi lol true, its just a good example since he clearly goes out of his way to make it confusing haha
8:34 Key really put some mustard on that second go, cracks me up
I was doing something earlier that required me to turn my, speakers up loud, and totally forgot. So the first video I watch has blasted "BAKED BEANS, IN A FRYING PAN" to all the neighbours 😂
Another glorious battle of the minds.
Such twisted, twisted minds.
when you think about it, Key's trouser category is one of the stone cold all timers
love a bit of ivor cutler!
Yes! Wasn't really expecting that!
One of the most interesting games in a long while. Top 50 famo's is a fantastic category
This episode was definitely in the top 50 episodes of NMJ so far, I'm mostly happy with it.
In future, don't put game dates in the title of the video, just let us guess by the state/length of Key's beard
Haha! Loved the Jack Lisowski category was brilliant!!
so glad it only took five sets to finally get to NMJ’s musical episode.
I also tried to clean the thing of Key's mirror from my own screen.
They've gone absolutely mad this set, it's just constant singing. NMJ the Musical
“Your hands are covered in hit sitcom” sounds really really dirty to me
That was a very good game!
Sounded like it was going to be a sung-through episode for a fair while there
What an opening 59 seconds
As far as I don't know, when I think about it, no one's done the public service thing by cataloging this game's categories so it falls to me. If you don't know (big if), spoilers ahead:
"Key to start"
Debbie McGee - No more Debbies (mainly known as Debbie. Further example: Debbie Reynolds)
Barry Cryer-No more "Much Loved" in their obituary
Peter Andrew-No more Surname + letter = forename
Noah-No more never worn jeans
Anna Crilly-No more aged 39-48
Denzel Washington-No more cities
Jeremy Clarkson-No more initials same as high echelon celebrity (Top 50 celebrities of all time)
Zinedine Zidane-No more subject of biopic
>Horne challenge on age: Failed
(Peter Jackson-No more current beards)
>Watto challenge on city: Horne out
(Jack Lisowski-No more wearing the same trousers more than 40 times)
>Watto challenge on high echelon initials (John Lennon): Key Out
Mark Watson wins!
Green Cat 💚💚💚
Key just randomly talking about how many children Neymar has while revealing Zidane's age is peak NMJ
I don't mind the reflected light in Key's mirror, but the worrying looking leak patch from previous sets always gave me real anxiety that his ceiling was about to fall through.
Excellent game lads, some great Cats there 👍
(green included obv)
Loved the Ivor Cutler reference from Horne x
To tell you the truth, I did spend the first 4 minutes of this video thinking there would be one category played, and key would win by annoying his competitors. Excellent game lads
This game with its socks and songs and aging English men and general weirdness was like some unholy offspring of Glee and Last of the Summer Wine. Don't mind it.
Aging? They're the same age as me!... Oh God.
Me too! Yikes...I kinda do mind that actually.
At “more than 40 times” my drink came out my nose
Thanks boys. Golden chaos. Can I take my sock off now?⭐️❤️
Missed opportunity to have a challenge on Clarkson City in Kentucky...
Was watching an old episode of HIGNFY and Matt Hancock came up. This went up 2 mins ago: divine providence.
Key’s face 😂
You are silly boys this episode. We love to experience it with, when you think about, our eyes.
A classic game.
I had Alex’s hooded top in the 1990….93 perhaps. I wore it under denim dungarees. It was a look for sure x
I love how jeremy Clarkson just popped through. He really needs to wear more jeans i think. 😂
'I don't eat pips'. What was that about?
It's been a big episode for people's own petards.
Absolutely hilarious 😂
Greatest category ever. A shame we never got to see it in action. Hopefully in game 7 Key starts with Michaela Tabb and uses it again.
Really satisfying green cat
At least they make each other laugh
Anyone know where Horne got that hoodie??
A better question: where did Horne get his gag?
Holst in F! Love it!
Don't mind it
10:28 Watson and Horne stealing Key's best joke
baked beans really were a musical fruit it turns out
Hey, Horne. I have that same hoodie
Anyone know where Horne's hoodie is from?
Oh Watto, when I hear your scintillating rhymes my sock moves to quite a serious place
Excruciating to be Horne's milkman today. Imagine the shame!
Highlight of the set so far for me!
NMJ the musical - coming to a theatre near you
There's no need to knock if you're a milk man🎵
Almost missed the post credits!
:) beans and sausages are the food of cold mornings in childhood
Tim Key ? I'm *Team* Key.