🚨 LIVE SHOW - TONIGHT 🚨 Join us at 22:00 to see three old pals play their baffling name game. £1.23 of every ticket goes to charity - don't mind it. 🎟 tinyurl.com/jockeysliveoops
@@lexo42 I'm working on a site to produce and display various stats at no more people weve had before and the standard UK extension (sorry, the comment always gets ghosted if I write the URL).
@@andyjones1927 Please join the Discord if you'd like to! There's a couple of similar projects and it's nice seeing everyone feed into each other's work!
Love it when one player is disproportionately lash-faced compared to the others. Also love Key getting so pissed he spends every Thursday night on ebay looking for PP merch. I feel like we can all relate.
Except he missed Kylian "kilian" from the Bible instead of this whole bap fiasco lol it would have been amazing to see him knock them both off back to back on the game challenge.
Probably the best episode of the best show on TH-cam involving three friends arguing about whether baps are equal to rumps or nads, whether cloned sheep eat meat or not, and does wine erm.
Not walking for bap after not walking for dolly the sheep being vegetarian is akin to not walking for Hogan all in black. Shame on Key, this game was gentlemanly once upon a time. It’s clear that the money and prestige is negatively affecting the competitors.
I wish the challenge would have been on the name "Killian " being in the Bible. Because knocking both out on the game with the same challenge back to back would have been amazing. And we would have skipped this whole bap fiasco.
I think once Watson didn't go out on Hansel being European he realized his mistake and that nobody would go out on anything, so he self-sacrificed with the knife business. He knew he'd get hell from BTL if he won after what he pulled.
Me, three minutes into the video: Ah good, they've returned to 'Key to start'. Finally there's a sense of normality to the game. Me, six minutes into the video: With an *iPad*?
When you take a bloody second to even think about it, the challenge from Key was doomed. The category was slicey work attire and Hanzzzzzel was a small jobless boy.
I feel like there should be an 'umpire's call' style ruling whereby a player's challenge is retained if a player is given a reprieve or refuses to walk on a pretty solid challenge (i.e. BapGate/BlackDressGate)
@the vanity project Do you happen to know if it's still available to watch somehow? Was there on the live, but would love to see it again. The link/code I was sent don't work anymore though, sadly...
Tim walked in to find Penelope in bed with Pitt, he was furious. "Penelope, Pitt, Stop!" - No more people who's name could be a sentence containing two names.
Or is the 1912 Danish Olympian athlete Gerhard Topp was a formula one racing driver, and Penelope was his team leader - everytime she decides to bring him in to change his tyres, it would be "Penelope pitts Topp"
I know Key has a lot of supporters, down here, below the line and I count myself among them, but not walking on Dolly the Sheep was appalling stuff! Glad Watto got the deserved win.
All this business about whether you can slice a cucumber with an iPad or a broom, while Watto’s been sitting pretty hoping no one remembered he used a very blunt oven grill to badly slice a loaf of bread and somehow won 4 points from it. I’d wager Key’s broom cucumber slice would have been let slide on Taskmaster. Maybe not entirely successfully, but it would have gotten him 1 point maximum
When Horne challenged Key over Dolly, and then said “People who eat meat” I was so surprised Tim didn’t come back with “yes, PEOPLE. That sheep wasn’t people”
Well, he had already said "Dolly the sheep, no more people who... ". All the entrants are people by inclusion, regardless of whether they are human, animal or corporate logo
I came below the line to say just this! How Tim didn’t pick up on the ‘people’ when Alex kept saying it, I don’t know! Would’ve been fuming if he went out on that
Have to say I feel for Horne. I thought there was an unwritten rule that if during an initial challenge information is revealed that disqualifies the named person based on different rule, that challenge may not be made. Just seems like VAR interfering.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing at first. But then, when I thought about it more, I decided that it's different if the person choosing didn't know the full name and so the others were only given the chance to 'challenge' once that was found out. I think it's an unfair advantage for the selector if they pick someone no one knows the name of and then gets an exemption from being challenged when they have to look it up. I I guess that's the gamble you take when you choose someone without knowing what their first name is.
Hansel and Gretel was _published_ in 1812, it doesn't actually say the year the story was set in, but 'medieval' Germany could mean anywhere from about ~5th-15th century, plausibly including some years before the definition of Europe.
Yeah they all knew that was nonsense but after carnivorous sheep and baps not being body parts there would have been a riot below the line if Key actually won.
I respected the fight on the Wont eat meat being different to doesn't or has never eaten meat. But should've gone on the bap one just as Watto should have gone on Hansel being European in an ideal world
It's actually really bothering me now. It's all fine that he argues in vain to save himself, it's an entirely different thing to let him off every time he does. He was out twice in this game, the only thing that saves it at all is that he went out on a stupid challenge.
Like most of the btlers here... I am a staunch Keyite. However even his most fanatical supporters are embarrassed by his bap defence. Denying that sheep are vegetarians was bad enough! This is verging on bringing the game into disrepute. Nice bear though.
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🚨 LIVE SHOW - TONIGHT 🚨
Join us at 22:00 to see three old pals play their baffling name game. £1.23 of every ticket goes to charity - don't mind it.
🎟 tinyurl.com/jockeysliveoops
Might bring a cucumber along, just in case.
Anyone know whether it will be available to watch for a limited time if we can't see it live? Over
The day that those below the line get a chance to influence those above it.
As others have said is it possible to watch it back or do we have to be there live? I'd happily pay but I'll be at work tonight
You are three gorgeous sparkling delights! Thank you for the entertainment.
Ah, you love it when Alex is out, Watto issues an obviously correct challenge to Key, and there's still 10+ minutes left!
Thanks for clarification in your name Rosalind!😂
so you're not a fucking nightmare?
Do we strike you?
The "what will Mark do when he joins" is a top notch game
Tim Key trying to slice a cucumber with a broom is peak comedy
There's gotta be some statistics for the number of times Key should have gone out in the second round but was granted a reprieve.
There’s statistics for everything these days
Hello you should join the BTL HQ Discord (look us up on Twitter) because we definitely do have those stats somewhere.
@@lexo42 I'm working on a site to produce and display various stats at no more people weve had before and the standard UK extension (sorry, the comment always gets ghosted if I write the URL).
@@andyjones1927 Please join the Discord if you'd like to! There's a couple of similar projects and it's nice seeing everyone feed into each other's work!
@@andyjones1927 Bravo sir, that is a nice website 👍
The real question is, when you really have a long hard think about it, how long does wine, um?
Love it when one player is disproportionately lash-faced compared to the others. Also love Key getting so pissed he spends every Thursday night on ebay looking for PP merch. I feel like we can all relate.
18:49 key cuddling his teddy bear is unreasonably adorable
"Watto, my question to you is, will you walk". That made me laugh so hard. Thank you for doing this game.
BIG BIG fan of very giggly Alex - would love to see more of it
Me too ^_^ Absolutely stupefied I've yet to hear him actually laugh out loudly, with all the funny things he does/is involved in :)
I second this whole-heartedly.
Not many people know that "Welcome" is the plural of "Hello".
Watson dropping biblical knowledge off the dome was really impressive 👏🏻👏🏻
he googled it on his phone
Except he missed Kylian "kilian" from the Bible instead of this whole bap fiasco lol it would have been amazing to see him knock them both off back to back on the game challenge.
As he rocked the microphone
Key getting away with absolute murder here.
Probably the best episode of the best show on TH-cam involving three friends arguing about whether baps are equal to rumps or nads, whether cloned sheep eat meat or not, and does wine erm.
But, how long does wiiiine -
I miss the painting from Mr Key’s hotel room. I found it oddly reassuring.
This whole episode was absolutely PEAK Key. I don't mind it.
Looking forward to Julius Pringles becoming a regular
Finally! A welcome return to “Key to start”.
Keys start things.
Correct.
Don't you just hate it when you forget your keys and can't start the front door?
In this case: Key starts chaos.
I'd argue keys mainly open things
In fairness, keys mainly lock or unlock things… “Key to unlock the start of the game”? …Bit wordy. I don’t mind it.
I now want an hour of Key cuddling his giant teddy.
Right? He was so adorable
I made a screenshot of it because it was so adorable 🤭
Not walking for bap after not walking for dolly the sheep being vegetarian is akin to not walking for Hogan all in black. Shame on Key, this game was gentlemanly once upon a time. It’s clear that the money and prestige is negatively affecting the competitors.
Dollygate appalled and dismayed. Shameless.
Absolutely, this was appalling.
Key will do anything to win, personally, I don’t like that trait in humans... In myself too.
I wish the challenge would have been on the name "Killian " being in the Bible. Because knocking both out on the game with the same challenge back to back would have been amazing. And we would have skipped this whole bap fiasco.
I think once Watson didn't go out on Hansel being European he realized his mistake and that nobody would go out on anything, so he self-sacrificed with the knife business. He knew he'd get hell from BTL if he won after what he pulled.
Me, three minutes into the video: Ah good, they've returned to 'Key to start'. Finally there's a sense of normality to the game.
Me, six minutes into the video: With an *iPad*?
Nancy Kerrigan - No more job knives
No more job slicers?
@@MisterAppleEsq no more job clubs
Ted scissorhands - no more job glove knives
When you take a bloody second to even think about it, the challenge from Key was doomed. The category was slicey work attire and Hanzzzzzel was a small jobless boy.
A small jobless European boy
i cant believe Birds-arent-animals Key gave up on little European Hansel.
6:58 Alex's 'I'm cool with that' joke about cucumbers went unacknowledged by the others. Well, I liked it. 😂
Yes, I was so sad for him, I thought it was a good one.
No better way to start my day than with the POV perspective of an ipad being used to slice a cucumber
One of these days Key needs to walk on such an early category, otherwise he’ll never learn.
"It's not Lee's day, is it?"
This. Game. Had. Everything! Fantastic lead in to tonight's live match.
first time where a Key victory would be a travesty. Come on Key, head in the game, keep the sport pure.
I feel like there should be an 'umpire's call' style ruling whereby a player's challenge is retained if a player is given a reprieve or refuses to walk on a pretty solid challenge (i.e. BapGate/BlackDressGate)
It's 5am and I'm watching a grown man try to slice a cucumber with his ipad.
4am on my end. What a life we lead!
Try being the grown man
@@timkey25 nice to see you down here key
Not to surprising from the guy who brought you Taskmaster.
I was in the bath watching that occurrence. Top notch way to view cucumber based shenanigans.
Tim Key could convince me that I am not me. He's astounding.
If I ever need a lawyer I’m calling Key
Ah yes, the five kingdoms of the natural world: birds, fish, animals, bats, and moss.
Birds, fish, animals, bats, moss
Don't mind that at all
I thought it was moths, aka butterfly bats
Looking forward to seeing this faeces live tonight I have to say. I might even open a bottle of WIIIIINE (um).
@the vanity project Do you happen to know if it's still available to watch somehow? Was there on the live, but would love to see it again. The link/code I was sent don't work anymore though, sadly...
Tim walked in to find Penelope in bed with Pitt, he was furious.
"Penelope, Pitt, Stop!"
- No more people who's name could be a sentence containing two names.
There would be an argument that that's not a sentence. You would need an "and" between the two names to make it grammatical.
Or is the 1912 Danish Olympian athlete Gerhard Topp was a formula one racing driver, and Penelope was his team leader - everytime she decides to bring him in to change his tyres, it would be "Penelope pitts Topp"
'Lets let him set about a cucumber with an iPad and we'll worry about it later'
I'll take 'the Tories attitude to Boris for the duration' for 200 Alex
I don't mind that in the least, my gosh what a joke.
Julius Pringle has ring in his name... body part 😂
The Dolly discussion is literally how lawyers argue in court and I don't mind it
Can't for the life of me figure out why Key doesn't pull out the "I'm happy to stay in" defence more often
"I'd be about as surprised if they said baps on the News as if they said nads or helmet" should probably be a t-shirt
baps
&nads
&helmets
&news
The “won’t vs. doesn’t” argument is one of Key’s all-time great defenses, to be completely fair to him
I know Key has a lot of supporters, down here, below the line and I count myself among them, but not walking on Dolly the Sheep was appalling stuff! Glad Watto got the deserved win.
Dollygate was the most shameful display.
Reminded me of Roy Keane's infamous tackle on Alf-Inge Haaland, just no place for that sort of thing in the game.
On my third rewatch I really think it's the worst not-walking we've seen...
@@atom_c tbh Hansel is obviously European but if Key won that'd be a disgrace
Horn's colour co-ordination is on fire. He is blending in to the room seamlessly. Beautiful.
Messy play all the way through but also probably the best, funniest episode I've seen so far!
All this business about whether you can slice a cucumber with an iPad or a broom, while Watto’s been sitting pretty hoping no one remembered he used a very blunt oven grill to badly slice a loaf of bread and somehow won 4 points from it. I’d wager Key’s broom cucumber slice would have been let slide on Taskmaster. Maybe not entirely successfully, but it would have gotten him 1 point maximum
Already up there as one of the best games of NMJ
I was absolutely on my own shouting “JULIUS PRINGLES. HIS NAME IS JULIUS PRINGLES” before they discovered his name is in fact Julius Pringles
Manager Josh why do you know this information?
This series has been the one constant in my life since it started! Watching from the beginning and seeing the game develop has been great
This game ❤️
Can’t believe I’ve watched a grown man try to slice a cucumber with an IPad
Five minutes in, and this is already genius.
When Horne challenged Key over Dolly, and then said “People who eat meat” I was so surprised Tim didn’t come back with “yes, PEOPLE. That sheep wasn’t people”
Well, he had already said "Dolly the sheep, no more people who... ". All the entrants are people by inclusion, regardless of whether they are human, animal or corporate logo
I came below the line to say just this! How Tim didn’t pick up on the ‘people’ when Alex kept saying it, I don’t know! Would’ve been fuming if he went out on that
My dad was getting increasingly exasperated with the home renovation project. "Mark what, son?!", he screamed irate at my imprecise diction.
Looking forward to seeing a live cucumber slicing this evening!
Ludicrous display by Key this game. Not walking on Dolly, sure. It's early days, give him a little slack. But bap.
To be honest I think a sheep's hoof would slice through a cucumber a lot easier than an ipad or a broom would too
@@benjaminlavin8875 do sheep's *wear* hooves though?
Good for Watto not backing down this game, a rightfull win!
Key was pushing it and I'm glad he accepted defeat
Couldn't agree more!
British Association of Aesthetic Plastic surgeons , ie NHS trained cosmetic surgeons. BAAPS. They knew what they were doing.
I can't believe that's real.
Great game lads, very excited for tonight! And see you tonight as well, BTL’ers!
I love you got a celebrity guest tonight. I didn't think Boris Johnson would come 13 minutes into a game of something
I don’t think Boris would ever last 13 minutes! 😉
The return of Key to start
Don't get caught in a dark alley with old Hansel.
Trying to slice a cucumber with an iPad. Top ten moment.
I've been team Key from day one but some of that reasoning made me wince. Still, one of my favourite games to date. :)
Have to say I feel for Horne. I thought there was an unwritten rule that if during an initial challenge information is revealed that disqualifies the named person based on different rule, that challenge may not be made. Just seems like VAR interfering.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing at first.
But then, when I thought about it more, I decided that it's different if the person choosing didn't know the full name and so the others were only given the chance to 'challenge' once that was found out.
I think it's an unfair advantage for the selector if they pick someone no one knows the name of and then gets an exemption from being challenged when they have to look it up. I
I guess that's the gamble you take when you choose someone without knowing what their first name is.
If his name was Kylian Mbappse, Mark would have a point. You never hear it singular 'Oh she's got a lovely bap'.
Europe first used as a term in 6th or 5th century BC.
Hansel & Gretel written 1812.
Hansel and Gretel was _published_ in 1812, it doesn't actually say the year the story was set in, but 'medieval' Germany could mean anywhere from about ~5th-15th century, plausibly including some years before the definition of Europe.
@@SgtLion 5th century BC is ~1000 years before the start of the medieval period in 5th century AD
Yeah they all knew that was nonsense but after carnivorous sheep and baps not being body parts there would have been a riot below the line if Key actually won.
I respected the fight on the Wont eat meat being different to doesn't or has never eaten meat. But should've gone on the bap one just as Watto should have gone on Hansel being European in an ideal world
Such a cool show ! Thankyou Alex, Mark & Tim.
Tim Key is an enigma.
Tim Key at his most Tim Key
Classic, props are finally added, and cucumbers suffer
You know what they say about a man with thick hands.
Thick job gloves.
Key just absolutely cannot help sabotaging himself. I don't mind it, actually.
"This is the most I've ever felt like Trump."
"And looked like him."
"What?"
"What?"
Mark definitely said Alright. Point to Alex !
I've never felt apart of such a community as the one below this line
A part? Or, apart?
@@drwoo6090 yes
'Precedent Rump' pack up lads, we're done here
I can't believe they didn't google Europe !! It's old af !
They could probably have argued it was called Christendom at the time
@@valerieholt4057 it would have been a short argument tbf, Europe is thousands of years old.
If all Key has to do is argue for a while until everyone just gives in, then he'll never lose.
It's actually really bothering me now. It's all fine that he argues in vain to save himself, it's an entirely different thing to let him off every time he does. He was out twice in this game, the only thing that saves it at all is that he went out on a stupid challenge.
I’ve got to say, thank you sm from BTL. Sixth Form is kicking my ass and looking forward to NMJ is getting me through it
Yes, Alex, but can you spin that cushion?
How does Key keep getting away with this?
You "ENJOY" the semantic arguments on the show??? ENJOY?? These are serious matters you are dealing with! It's real for us, goddammit!
The greatest endgame No More Jockeys has ever seen, hands down
The concept of Europe FAR precedes the concept of Germany.
Very enjoable episode! Well done Watto ... (there's hands in hansel when you say it!)
Looking forward to opening my glass of wine for the live NMJ tonight, don't mind it. Over.
Hansel almost certainly carried a knife.
Anyone know where I can buy the exact same giant teddy bear Tim's got?
Key taking the honorable way out there after that. Slicing with the tip of the knife
When I think about it that was one of my favourite episodes.
''I think I'm digging in!' Wahey! Watson would have been robbed if he didn't win this one!
Absolutely! Oh, how we cheered for him for standing his ground!
I don’t know who is disliking these videos but when you think about it they need a good old talking to
What did you do during the great lockdown of 2020-21 grandad? I spent Friday nights watching a man try and slice a cucumber with an iPod.
"(inhales through teeth)" = awesome. It's the little things with this show.
Loved Horne feeding Watson the "that was before the concept of Europe" defense and then denying he even talked.
Like most of the btlers here... I am a staunch Keyite. However even his most fanatical supporters are embarrassed by his bap defence. Denying that sheep are vegetarians was bad enough!
This is verging on bringing the game into disrepute.
Nice bear though.
Ooh, I don't mind interviews.
The category was continental europe, for me medieval germany is covered in this
How long does WINE, um?
The best opening category ever played.
No. "No more people we have played before" - is the most amazing opening ever played.