Special: New Year's Day 2021 - No More Jockeys

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  • @ThomasGiles
    @ThomasGiles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    If his name is Tim Key, he's got what is traditionally known as a "bang bang" name.
    If his name is Timothy Key, he's got what is traditionally known as a "moth" in his name.

    • @ThomasGiles
      @ThomasGiles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Opinion given.

    • @Lastielion
      @Lastielion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@ThomasGiles Opinion received. Over

    • @rob_beaumont
      @rob_beaumont 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He'd have had to walk! Good opinion!

    • @bazh6041
      @bazh6041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Would still be a debate over whether the moth (that grows on buildings) is actually an animal.

    • @ob2395
      @ob2395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Big ifs.

  • @gappy3234
    @gappy3234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Key's continued inability to comprehend what "animal" means is truly fascinating.

    • @mertaksac9718
      @mertaksac9718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's anything that's not a rock, or a tree

    • @AlexRoseGames
      @AlexRoseGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mertaksac9718 except birds and creatures, they're definitely not animals

    • @chriskaprys
      @chriskaprys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was surprised that he volunteered "ant" as an animal. Surely if a bird is a creature then an ant is a bug.

  • @vorenobrien1533
    @vorenobrien1533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    My dad died today. In his last days we played "No More Jockeys". His brain was still sharp even though cancer had ravaged his body. I also taught the game to my brother's family. They had to high tail it back to Victoria (Australia) by midnight due to COVID border closures. They got stuck in traffic for hours at the border and also in a COVID testing queue the next day. They amused themselves playing this game. Thank you Alex Horne and Co!

    • @Thorpefan
      @Thorpefan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So sorry for your loss! Glad this game has brought you some joy!

    • @simac3880
      @simac3880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You did good buddy. I was in traffic at the Vic border around then, just as the border shut. Made it through before things got too hectic. Still trying to convince my partner of the joys of the game... it's the banter she's lost on. I try, and I try... she looks at me like I'm mad. Oh well. Each to their own eh.

    • @franksimon8375
      @franksimon8375 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lies. Nobody writes that drivel on the day their dad dies unless they're a sociopath.

    • @vorenobrien1533
      @vorenobrien1533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@franksimon8375 Calling someone's account of their father's death "drivel" and "lies" seems sociopathic to me. Why even comment and draw attention to what a lowlife you are?

    • @Jesse-lv2yo
      @Jesse-lv2yo ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So very sorry for your loss... What a beautiful thing to share with someone so close, and I'm sure he cherished those moments so much. Hope you've healed with time and are in a better place! NMJ forever!

  • @MisterAppleEsq
    @MisterAppleEsq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "Watto, who's more mental at the moment?" is maybe the sentence to sum up NMJ.

    • @una_10bananas
      @una_10bananas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello! You're here as well!

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@una_10bananas Heyyy, you!

  • @jamie_rides
    @jamie_rides 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    "a lot of people below the line [...] they've got opinions"
    We sure have, and they're primarily about job gloves.

  • @evegasse6999
    @evegasse6999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Tim's gradually intensifying laugh at the end is pure joy.

    • @leona6455
      @leona6455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loved it and I loved Alex's reaction to it. So sweet!

  • @kajzerek
    @kajzerek 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    it's great to see key admit that you can, in fact, meet an animal ( 15:34 )

  • @lozzerence
    @lozzerence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    In the last Horne section podcast Horne describes Key as a genius, in the same breath as Hanz Zimmer is to the world of film scores. In this episode Tim doesn’t know animals or his name.

    • @Jesse-lv2yo
      @Jesse-lv2yo ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tim is absolutely a genius. I think he chose to play a buffoon in this show and I'm so glad he does. It takes a true genius to realize what's truly important in life and sometimes that's simply laughter. I adore the man.

  • @maximilianhelgesen2039
    @maximilianhelgesen2039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "You are three of my best friends," said the lonely fan to the guys above the line.

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Watch it on full-screen, there is no line.

    • @aislinndraws5540
      @aislinndraws5540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      who's the fourth? dinky donk?

  • @TiddlywinksVonSmythe
    @TiddlywinksVonSmythe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Tim really spooked me at the start because I was eating a pilchard and a wine gum

    • @franksimon8375
      @franksimon8375 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have no idea what either of those ate based on their names, as an American (the real heroes of Britcom, because if it were up to you soft babies it would be German)

    • @BodywiseMustard
      @BodywiseMustard ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@franksimon8375 What on earth are you talking about?

  • @Sarah-yu3xq
    @Sarah-yu3xq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    i personally think that every episode should end with a calm and collected debrief from mark. didn't mind it at all!

  • @SChappellaz
    @SChappellaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Watering can drinks, grumpy Key, awkward silence, Mark alone twice, and a race to mail winnings... proper silly game. Excellent!

  • @Phil_Tutty
    @Phil_Tutty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Happy new year to everyone, no matter your proximity to the line" said Philip hungoverdly

  • @3GreenMojo
    @3GreenMojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    [mischievous laughing] is the best soundbite to encapsulate tim key in any NMJ game, i feel

  • @kephrensherry1734
    @kephrensherry1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Good to see Katherine Parkinson's chicken on Mark's 'shark' jumper.

  • @thedukeofankh3566
    @thedukeofankh3566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    NMJ is, when you really stop and think about it, the best thing to come out of 2020.

  • @bazh6041
    @bazh6041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Well, 2020 is over, when you think about it, but thank Jason NMJ is still here.
    Raising a watering can to everyone BTL... have a good one!

    • @franksimon8375
      @franksimon8375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you mean thank Alphonso Majestic

  • @tedhobgood
    @tedhobgood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That bonus race footage at the end was brilliant.

  • @ThomasGiles
    @ThomasGiles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    5 minutes in: I feel like I was invited to a party and no one told me it was a murder mystery evening.

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    We’re nearly a year on, but this first All-Star Match is still an all-time classic.

    • @SgtLion
      @SgtLion 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Couldn't agree more.

  • @coldandabsurd
    @coldandabsurd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Those giggles at the end are the perfect way to start the year.

  • @misterc5783
    @misterc5783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I appreciate that this ended with a brief Watsonathon.

  • @myleo
    @myleo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Never laughed so much at a video stopping recording at the end of this. Shakespearean.

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    9:44 my favourite thing in these games: Watto's physical awkwardness. Every time he moves his hands, it's a joy.

  • @lawrencepurser9925
    @lawrencepurser9925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Key is clearly a man of the winter months, a machine in lower temperatures, I hope that Timothy can continue to not be pathetically useless at this game for 2021.

  • @Peteroranje
    @Peteroranje ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just watched this one again, possibly the greatest ending of all of them!

  • @slothconnell3579
    @slothconnell3579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    'I mean I'm definitely out' he graciously concedes, after arguing 'CAN YOU SEE TEARS' for 2 minutes previously

    • @sakumisan
      @sakumisan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Making a case for a future asterisk by his score perhaps :D

  • @neilmeadowcroft7569
    @neilmeadowcroft7569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Classic Key, instantly forgets 3 categories, puts himself in despite having a bang bang name, argues it's not his name, forgets to stamp an envelope.
    We've all done it.

  • @DePieks
    @DePieks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ahh glad to see this is yet another episode of Tim Key's fascinating animal facts. Happy he talked about my favorite animal: moss.

  • @JackNobbledy
    @JackNobbledy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Without doubt one of the finest episodes.
    Also, Horne appears to live in some sort of Gatsby-esque mansion!

  • @leaper1981
    @leaper1981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    From below the line I'd just like to say thank you for these videos, it's been a terrible year globally and in some ways personally but these videos have been a light in the darkness, over!

  • @samcollins5723
    @samcollins5723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    stellar performance from watto there, that is prime no more jockeys, also very nice to have these little watto soliloquies i don't mind it

  • @dbeightyfive
    @dbeightyfive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    £87, $6, €5 and a top golf card all lost on a self bang bang, wonder if there is a photo of Key crying now

    • @bazh6041
      @bazh6041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ironically Penelope Pitstop would've been a solid play
      (shut up leggings are trousers)

    • @chriskaprys
      @chriskaprys 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bazh6041 though leggings would be a problem for an eel..

    • @bazh6041
      @bazh6041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chriskaprys Ah, I looked so long for an animal in there. Slippery bastard.

    • @AlexRoseGames
      @AlexRoseGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bazh6041 the one about trousers stipulated men anyway so penelope would be all good - except I just found a video of penelope pitstop crying

  • @ZoeFell
    @ZoeFell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Happy New Year to all above and below the line! 🎉
    Key‘s laugh at the end has already made all of 2020 worth it, so I guess there’s that.

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Horne + Key being short of 30 and making it up with dollars and euros, while Watto just chucks in an extra tenner is incredibly true to character all round

  • @heatheradamson9723
    @heatheradamson9723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Not many things make me laugh on my own, very loudly, but no more jockeys does every time

  • @garethinkster
    @garethinkster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This show is such a dependable source of simple joy.

  • @bonnyandmouse
    @bonnyandmouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Incredible sportsmanship from the athletes at the end over

  • @cilycwmmoths2565
    @cilycwmmoths2565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'd just had a conversation about the importance of finding some joy in the current madness that is the world today. NMJ is most definitely that for me.

  • @maladaptvs
    @maladaptvs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    tim’s giggling cures my ailments

  • @khoo7732
    @khoo7732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Happy new year to everyone. Thanks for Alex, Mark and Tim for bringing a little extra joy into 2020 :)

  • @ChuckBeans61
    @ChuckBeans61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Congratulations Watto on your well fought win. It's great to see you entering this new year in full force. I pray Horne and Key can keep up in future bouts, because as it's looking, you might just take all of 2021.

  • @chanilastname7217
    @chanilastname7217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a wholesome game this is.

  • @danielnolker
    @danielnolker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Interesting to hear Key say he "met" a dog. Sounds like the Queen could meet a horse after all.

  • @ThomasGiles
    @ThomasGiles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    27:50 - Watto's Kate Winslet Oscar speech while being heckled by Key.

  • @maxmaddest9010
    @maxmaddest9010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No More Jockeys goes surprisingly well with a glass of port and some cheese.... happy new year.

  • @sakumisan
    @sakumisan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A special?! Thank you. Top lads, all 3 of you. Well, at least 2 of you for sure.

  • @millxxors
    @millxxors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Corrrr thanks for this episode timing guys, this will see me through the critical first hungover hour of my year!

  • @drwoo6090
    @drwoo6090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mark Watson, I loved your book, Contacts. So lovely to read, the story flowed nicely, and I was surprised at the ending! Definitely recommend it! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @lexo42
    @lexo42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bless this content. Thanks for keeping us (below the line) company during just a load of nonsense in 2020.

  • @emilybitzel7242
    @emilybitzel7242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Absolutely fantastic. Thank you, Men! for your generous playfullness.

  • @julianlineham
    @julianlineham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Excellent - I thought every session you guys were drinking! I look forward to the one where you are REALLY drinking...Happy New Year!

  • @hoagy_ytfc
    @hoagy_ytfc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I never previously thought of God as an example of nominative determinism.

    • @1307jayjay
      @1307jayjay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Is God a job? We've come full circle

    • @stuffandthat157
      @stuffandthat157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@1307jayjay Does God wear jobgloves?

    • @matthewread2509
      @matthewread2509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@stuffandthat157 Only when it's cold.

    • @chriskaprys
      @chriskaprys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@stuffandthat157 are watering cans gob jugs?

    • @Ellyerre
      @Ellyerre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd say God is his title, like Lord or Father. His "true" name would be יהוה‎, probably pronounced Yahweh.

  • @christopherstovall761
    @christopherstovall761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Can I go get a beer and pour it into my watering can?"

  • @clockworkkirlia7475
    @clockworkkirlia7475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This episode made me very happy. Thank you, Over.

  • @SlothBird
    @SlothBird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    horne's interior house reveal with primarily a horne in the frame

  • @Anna-tu2zn
    @Anna-tu2zn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As soon as Horne introduced the bang bang names I knew there was going to be a Tim vs Timothy argument down the line

  • @myserious_record2774
    @myserious_record2774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never thought I would see them drink out of a watering can...I love these guys!

  • @VideoNozoki
    @VideoNozoki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That ending footage was some "Blair Witch Project" level of scary. (it was great)

  • @kellyg358
    @kellyg358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The more I watch this episode, the more I understand the necessity for these men to be drunk while playing.

  • @MyNvK
    @MyNvK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When you think about it starting 2021 with a NMJ is a great way to start the year for us people below the line. OVER!

  • @tom.lox.ralphs
    @tom.lox.ralphs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh my goodness gracious gravy, this has REALLY made 2021 a great year.

  • @Lastielion
    @Lastielion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's been a good year for NMJ rulings so far

  • @michaelawoolnough9768
    @michaelawoolnough9768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No one:
    Key: Hello Moses my old friend

  • @oobydoobanooby
    @oobydoobanooby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Best thing to come out in 2021.

  • @persontypething
    @persontypething 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Heck in Pingu, there is pig and gnu! Noot noot good Mr Horne!

  • @yvonnesmith1519
    @yvonnesmith1519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was such a treat/surprise - thank you!

  • @mathhits
    @mathhits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow. What a pleasant welcome to the New Year.

    • @andrewanyplace
      @andrewanyplace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Matt Guts mused contentedly

  • @adammonk89
    @adammonk89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When you really think about it, 2021 could have really used a Mert Aksac to kick off the year with a bang (said below the line)

  • @kcolloran
    @kcolloran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy New Years from below the line and across the pond.

  • @SamuelGeist
    @SamuelGeist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only 30 seconds of fumble-fingered websearching on my phone to find Ms. Duval crying in The Shining. Good job. Gloves. Damn.

  • @Jmixup
    @Jmixup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Made a brew and grabbed the hob nobs! Now for the real treat......No More Jockeys!

  • @SaKe875
    @SaKe875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Key struggling with what an animal is again 😂

  • @pooroldnostradamus
    @pooroldnostradamus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Don’t you absolutely hate it when you accidentally get Socrates having a cry?

  • @BrettAllenBFA
    @BrettAllenBFA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Your friend and mine, two pounds" - Key

  • @agnieszka9806
    @agnieszka9806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In 2020 Fridays were the best.

  • @MLB9000
    @MLB9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best thing about 2021, yet

  • @savagehenry8286
    @savagehenry8286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rinsing your watering can seems like a long forgotten line from a Carry On film. Anyway, I wouldn’t recommend doing it publicly.

  • @lacingtrails420
    @lacingtrails420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    To the forgotten people from the Left and Right of the line.
    Happy New year.

  • @swhitehouse
    @swhitehouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    not enough drinking
    but, hope you all have a safe '21!
    thanks for the laughs

  • @kimz24
    @kimz24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the ending is just *chefs kiss*

  • @TiffYG2133
    @TiffYG2133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Excuse me but there is a
    Portuguese Water Dog so Tim was kinda close!

  • @gonzomason1490
    @gonzomason1490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Definitely the drinking episode.
    DEFINITELY.

  • @shanecommins7968
    @shanecommins7968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    'This is a serious game' *immediately drinks beer from red plastic thing that may or may not be a watering can*

  • @froarulv
    @froarulv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Easily the best game to date.

  • @thejobbernowl
    @thejobbernowl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Classic Tim.

  • @arsenal3877
    @arsenal3877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I initially thought Alex has dyed his hair pink! I so hope greg would shout at him and make him clean the dye during their banter portion sometime in future!

  • @no_one_of_that_name_here
    @no_one_of_that_name_here 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you so much!

  • @scottbbaird
    @scottbbaird 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That pause after "ole"
    Kills me.

  • @tinea3928
    @tinea3928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Don't mind Horne's denim shirt actually

  • @paulquaife7974
    @paulquaife7974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    At 16:01 it looks like Horne is rolling a joint

    • @chriskaprys
      @chriskaprys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Key's anti-joke pose is devistating.

  • @allisoup
    @allisoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I may just be projecting, but I know that feeling Tim, and I hope things are looking up. :)

  • @oobydoobanooby
    @oobydoobanooby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I've bought Key's and Watto's books but haven't spent any money on Horne, will you accept a cheque?

    • @TheYorkRose
      @TheYorkRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A mixed envelope of pounds, dollars, and euros

    • @bondfool
      @bondfool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can always support the Horne Section’s Patreon, or buy the Taskmaster book.

    • @oobydoobanooby
      @oobydoobanooby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bondfool yeah, after I wrote that I realised I had bought a jingle on the Horne Section Podcast!

    • @bondfool
      @bondfool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oobydoobanooby Me too!

    • @neilmeadowcroft7569
      @neilmeadowcroft7569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't worry I got bird watching watching and word watching for Christmas so that evens it up... or down.

  • @rw4578
    @rw4578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What a fantastic game. We had Watto starting memes and two grown men running to the postbox whilst not filming themselves on their phones. Loved it!
    My three favourite twerps, happy 2021 everyone!

  • @AdamHHI
    @AdamHHI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Full truth, I have once helped Kevin Na the golfer carry his things he uses for work.

  • @garethwesleyevans
    @garethwesleyevans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    tiMOTHy key

    • @danielcooper8964
      @danielcooper8964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My word, that would have been absolutely glorious

  • @karensouthworth2946
    @karensouthworth2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy New Year is here!!!

  • @AliLightfoot
    @AliLightfoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To be fair, a 10L vessel can hold 5L.

  • @lailaiiwaiisan
    @lailaiiwaiisan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Key met a dog... but did the dog meet Key?

  • @MalcolmPowder
    @MalcolmPowder 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved it.