Set 5, Game 2 [12.01.22] - No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ม.ค. 2025
- No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson.
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✔ HOW TO PLAY
On each turn, players name a person plus a relevant category - that person and category are then forbidden. If you're caught naming someone who falls under any previous category, you're out of the game.
★ MERCHANDISE
nomorejockeys.com
★ PLAYERS
• Alex Horne's Taskmaster: channel4.com/p...
• Tim Key's latest book Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush: utterandpress....
• Mark Watson's latest audiobook 8 Deaths (And Life After Them): www.audible.co...
Musnote MUSIC
Cello Concerto no. 1 in A Minor, Op. 33 (Saint-Saëns)
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Alex Horne + Haiminh Le
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RIP to a renowned spinster
The frogs of the nation are devastated
I am neither from the Commonwealth nor otherwise a fan of the Royal Family, but there's no denying she was a solid gold legend.
Christ this made me laugh 🤣
A renowned spinster who never met Desert Orchid
oh no miss piggy 😢
I'm beginning to think Horne should consider investing in, your friend and mine, an ethernet cable.
When you think about it.
@@BodywiseMustardthey definitely say “your friend AND mine”
Horne saying that the trophy falling was NMJ first near-death experience, as if he didn’t one time eat soap and pour vinegar in his eyes during a game
To be fair, that is just a normal Tuesday for Horne on the set of Taskmaster.
Watson really was not too far from Bath, you could almost see it in the background
When you said "sexy game," I didn't realize how far Watto would take it!
Wasn't expecting watto's below the line to be involved quite so much
Poor/lucky? Haiminh.
He did threaten to reveal the Big Old Friend...
Almost spat coffee all over my screen when reading this comment.
This may have one of been one of my favourite final challenges in the history of the game. Early catagory, seemed vanishingly unlikely to produce a hit, barely mentioned throughout, then BAM... absolute textbook delivery and perfect, undisputable result. Jockeys at the highest level. A joy to behold.
It turns out there is literally no hill Key will die on.
He will die on a hill, but only right at the top.
Perfection, absolute perfection. This one's up there with "the body"
Nice to see a four player game, strong showing from Little Watto
BTR
Heeeeeee lives his life down below, down below,
He lives his life down below.
@@adb7834 beneath the robe?
I can’t adequately express how much joy NMJ brings me.
Key going out on himself being the very first picture is just poetry.
The existence of a Schrodinger’s challenge in this game is high quality.
‘When you’re halfway up, have a think about what that means’, is probably the meaning of life.
Always very exciting when the notification for new NMJ pings. I'm so excited I've put down my copy of The Very Hungry Caterpillar to watch, I'll just have to finish reading it afterwards.
He turns into a butterfly. Sorry.
I love how, for Horne, the "top of a hill" is broadly defined, but "wearing all black" also includes someone's belt buckle and socks.
Let it go, Rich!
It's a top of hill he'd gladly take his last stand on.
Important to remember, they do drink while playing this and Horne did apparently have more than usual that night, so he might've just been more emboldened due to the alcohol.
@@slothrr776 I will *never* let it go! 😂
Was worried this would be cancelled, very relieved to see it's not
How come?
@@PaddyRoon7 queen elizabeth was the editor for this series
@@mellowcorpsep6665 don't mind it actually
@@mellowcorpsep6665 I was somehow a few days late to find out the queen died lmao comment makes sense now
Loving the sea shanty duet, wouldn't mind a reprieve of that in future eps. Great game, nudity, near death, hills, Mert's actual face and laundry basket... 👌
Reprise?
@@NotoriousWhistler Spell Check, spell check, what the heck? Predictive text, Predictive text, its the text that wrecks.
Mert's laundry basket? That's why the Oxford comma exists.
30:57 nearly killed me. Horne's confused expression after hearing the category gets me every time.
24:13 the trophy acting as some kind of rudimentary challenge timer
It's a shame that it wasn't a countdown trophy
Didn't expect it to be quite so slippy.
BTLers! Long time admirer, first time poster. Anyone in the vicinity of Bristol, UK: I've got a spare ticket to see Key's (sold out, no less) Mulberry show at the Tobacco Factory this Sunday. One of my pals can't make it, and I'd love for it to go to a good home. Drop me a message 🥰
Finally we have a BTL themesong. Down below (I live my life)
I don't mind it one bit OVER.
Key's Pointless award falling off the shelf and making him jump was an amazing sight to see
I still don’t understand how it casually slid off. Buckinghamshire gravity?
🙄🫣
I love this game so much. I'm having a really shit time atm and watching NMJ cheers me up so much. Thank you guys
Dear Dave,
Hope all gets better.
Sincerely, a stranger.
@@ZackZiegler Thank you,, thats really appreciated.
This was very much Watto's game. With the decisive win and mid game nudity, he was in control.
Tricky playing Phone Or Shower when he's already confessed he's quite near Bath.
"I'm setting my lasers to full bloom" ... stunning work
2:28 i love hornes face after watto used the phrase "reveal the big ol' friend."
Don't mind the songs become more and more sea-shantier, exemplified by the good old "Down Below".
Key: "Forget about Aksac for a minute"
me: never
Tremendous stuff. Looking forward to the Turkey games.
All typed up in an article for National Geographic. I'm looking forward to having those games read out by a monotonous, text-to-speech reader.
Are we at all worried that Buckinghamshire broadband is a condition that traverses international borders?
I have absolutely no clue what's going on in these most of the time but I'm weirdly addicted to watching anyway 🤣
A tremendous episode. What a challenge to go out on. Fantastic game, 10/10.
It is so wonderful to see you all again... JAY!! JOY!!! True unfetered joy
24:12 watching the award jump closer to the edge between edits is fascinating
The convo and 'event' starting at 24:09 is one of the best things that's ever happened, if that's what you're getting at.
When you have a good long think about it, you're right.
Mark not knowing is so good
10:15 it's nice to finally see someone's boy in NMJ
As someone who's been below the line since series 1 episode 1 first aired, and someone who lives in Turkey; even though I know it *is* a big if, it would be absolutely lovely if you guys came to Turkey on a journey to meet Mert Aksaç!
"I Live My Life Down Below" is one of the greatest songs on NMJ
Key's attitude to being on the top of a hill is much like Horne's attitude to wearing all black
Wouldn’t have minded a debate as to whether the hungry caterpillar’s cocoon is a stiff enough case
don't think he's carrying it though
Down below, I live my life, I live my life down below.
Glad this wasn't cancelled. It's what are Lizzy would've wanted.
The old spinster would've enjoyed this sexy game very much.
We go again!
Jeff Wazkowski made me laugh out loud on the train!
What an amazing episode! And a great introduction of the new game "phone or shower".
I'm starting to understand what Haiminh has been through.
On yet another re-watch of the series.
24.31 still shocks me, no matter how many times I see it. As someone who has plenty of ornaments and dreads them smashing, I hate to see the trophy smashed to bits like that.
However, the differing reaction of the three is amazing. Tim reacts how I would - leaping a mile and then looking shocked. Alex can't stop laughing, while Mark seems to carry on oblivious to it all!
“When you go to the hospital and they measure your height…”
Big when.
Back to back appearances for the mercurial Turk, don’t mind it actually
If a spider has a heart, then the very hungry caterpillar has a specialist case on his way to being a butterfly!
One of the best games! Most I've laughed all week. Thank you, you sexy gentlemen. Also, Key not walking this week & Watto refusing to walk last week balanced out perfectly.
How are you doing, fellow people who live their life down below?
(Also very pleased to see you upload despite circumstances)
I mean, the Auctioneer song is quite frankly a masterpiece.
no accounting for taste, i suppose
Very excited for the upcoming National Geographic show "Turkey to play"
Oh that's brilliant, I see what you did there
Haiminh, thank you for reminding me about Saint-Saëns! I've been on an absolute bender. Bangers, every one. Terrific game, of course, thanks all :)
lovely music for this game, if you think about it
Adding to the list of NMJ questions: does a spider have a heart, can you meet a horse, and when is the top of a hill not the top of a hill (when Tim doesn’t want to walk)
It's also not the top of a hill... It's near a Ski resort and it's close to 3/4th way up. It's more "at the edge of a cliff"
At this point i'm just a huge Mert Aksac fan, i wonder if he's the boss of an agent that could get him a gig as the fourth player in a NMJ round. In all seriousness guys, i'm so delighted set 5 is back. I love you all! PS - Haiminh deserves a raise after having to stare at Mark his crotch area lmao
Isn't it obvious Watto is not far from Bath, it's just behind him.
"The dear, old Wests."
Mark appears to be in scene/set of a Wes Anderson film
Mert Aksaç is cute! I was picturing a wisened old man for some reason.
Say what you want about Watto, but 24:31 proves he can certainly do the work these days…
I think your personalised image search algorithms are interfering here RE Mert. Should they use incognito? Food for thought
The not so welcome return of buckinghamshire broadband. I think it's well past time that we see an ethernet cable above the line
28:18 it's called turmeric. 2 Rs. TuRmeric
Are you overcomplicating a tunic?
I was looking for this comment
It's not a tumour
When I first saw Watson I was wondering if he was wearing anything underneath... Didn't expect to find the answer visually.
How was the caterpillar not instantly challenged? Those vowels are in an unnatural order!! The very next category!!!
What on earth is a gel?? Key says it all the time and I’ve never known.
Also… SO GLAD THE GAME IS BACK, love these guys
It's a word that he and his friends basically made up. He mentions it in the interview about "He Used Thought As A Wife" with Alex. It seems that it can be both an adjective ("a gel category") and a noun ("Tigger is a fucking gel"), but always used as a sort of condescendingly negative descriptor with a strong hint of annoyance.
@@TheBookChild this is a very thorough response to something i've also been wondering for about a year, thank you
@@gracelandsux Glad to help! I myself was puzzled with it for a while thinking that it was a dialect thing. I think it would be best to inquire the man himself for an actual definition. Also, "arnuzzi" is another example of a Key-ism.
@@TheBookChild I don't recognise "arnuzzi", how does he use it?
A favourite Key word of mine is "burk" - or however it's spelled.
@@Shift8YawnsShift8 The one instance I recall is set 4 game 17: "You have BAFTAs coming out of your arnuzzi". Means "asshole" apparently. It's far more frequent in the books though.
I thought Watson was about to reveal his big old friend.
Congrats on that BTW Watto.
Ohh, he just did.
Interestingly, when I google Mert Aksac, the boys don't show up until image number 13
11 on mine. Weird.
Oddly enough the solid gold legends appear on image no. 12 for me
@@Anonymouse853rd for me, plus key solo at number 5
Please come and do a game in Turkey.. i will personally try and find the elusive Mert Aksas for you guys to meet
For the history books, the snooker player was here: 46.263887,13.839597 which is not the top of a hill!
Got to see Watto's below the line today
Something tells me that the mention of Al Doyle somehow inspired Key and Watto to drop some sick tunes too
Did anyone else try replicate the game-winning image search and get entirely different results?
Just did and you're right. Wonder what their google search histories might be looking like then...
Did they immediately forget about the vowels in the right order category or did I miss that guess and category getting changed?
same here. it bugged me the entire time - so much so that i couldn't keep track of any of the categories after that hahaha
I don’t think any of the following people named had all their vowels going according to plan, did they?
Yeh they were fine, I was checking. Had to google the spelling of Carrie Symmonds though, I thought it might be Carrey AKA Jim Carrey.
@@martysears Mert Aksac and Doyle are out of order.
@@cyphnar yes, that’s why they’re acceptable answers. The category was “no more people with vowels in alphabetical order”
That auctioneer song is fucking gold
It seems to me, the vowels in The Very Hungry Caterpillar have never even heard of the plan...?
Three men with beards, some chest hair, a glimpse of boy, mention of stiffies... This truly is a sexy episode. I think I need to have a bit of a lie down. 😳
It promises it be a very naughty season indeed
Unlikely maybe, but is there any chance you might do another live show? I'd really like to see one...
I've seen it, and as a card carrying nuisance penguin from the petrol brigade, I can honestly say, I don't mind it
A rare legitimate win from the boy, I don't mind it
that fireplace is really fucking on fire
Hal Robson Kanu - born in England, with several appearances for the England Under 19s and 20s and has tenuous links to Wales through his grandmother.
You know Watto wouldn't walk but still, awful but lawful
The butterfly: nature’s caterpillar.
just gonna leave 20:27 here for every time this gets stuck in my head
The "phone or shower" theme song sounds a lot like Hearts on Fire, and I, for one, don't mind it.
Down below, I live my life, I live my life down below, down below..
- No more people who've had 10,000 men
- Name another?
CH1 and CH2 on Horne's screen, some kind of challenge meter?
Given that the BBC runs channel 1 and channel 2 but not 3+, it's pretty clearly a sign that the beeb have commissioned a full TV run of the next season (probably after Nat Geo turned them down?)
I'm wondering if this Jack Lisowski tweet needs a bit more interaction?
And that's a big if.
It’s in Alex’s replies on Twitter from January 12th. I did my part!
Super fireplace, I really do
What on earth happened to that trophy?
Is Key's home slowly sliding into a sinkhole do we think? Am concerned for his safety now. 🤔
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Love to see it!
Is a chrysalis not a job case for hungry caterpillar....
I'm not watching this yet, I'm catching up. On set four now, see you soon!
Good Aussie accents maaate. Love this game.
so i guess my soft guitar case just doesn't exist
So... did Lisowski ever respond?
Nope :(