No seriously don’t even try to defend this. Please stop. These were my players when I was a little kid and today I love this as the worst sports rap ever. It’s supremely bad. Don’t try to say anyone has flow. I love it for its badness. It is supremely inept and we love it for that.
"I'm George Foster, I love this team, The Mets are better than the Red Machine." Says guy who won 2 world titles during his 10-year run in Cincinnati, got disatisfied with his tenure with the Mets halfway through '86, and was then replaced by Lee Mazzilli.
[Team] Get Metsmerized! Get Metsmerized! (4X) [George Foster] I'm George Foster, I love this team The Mets are better than the Red Machine I live to play and that's my thing This year we're gonna win the Series ring Play together, our team's real tight Don't mess with us, we're dynamite Strawman, Darryl, it's all the same Call him Berry, what's in a name [Darryl Strawberry] Thank you George, you're a classy guy With your black bat You know we sure rely You know California Is where I'm from But for New York I hit home runs! Power and speed you know we got We're the beast of the East When you're hot, you're hot When Dwight is on the mound There's no doubt Next word you'll hear Three strikes you're out! [Dwight Gooden] Dwight's my name, what can I say? You know they call me Dr. K Change-up, fastball, slider and curve Step up to the plate if you got the nerve [Woman's voice] Team's real hot Stand up proud Do the wave Shout out loud [Team] Get Metsmerized! Get Metsmerized! (4X) [Dwight Gooden] With control and power of a diesel train Throwing tombstone bullets and a ball and chain Lenny D, your spirit's contagious What you do with your body is really outrageous [Lenny Dykstra] I love to run down long fly balls I catch them all, I ain't afraid of no wall! I bunt, I run, and then I dive It's a wonder I'm still alive [Rafael Santana] Rafael Santana is my name Playing shortstop is my game I'm a Gold Glove man, I'm real smooth Been Metsmerized, it's in the groove(?) [George Foster] Team's real hot Stand up proud Do the wave Shout out loud [Team] Get Metsmerized! Get Metsmerized! (4X) [Instrumental Break] [Rick Aguilera] When they want a batter filled with terror They call on me, Rick Aguilera Slider's hot, I'm on the mound Cool control(?), I mow 'em down. [Kevin Mitchell] I'm Kevin Mitchell, the season's rook Studying all the moves I'm ready to cook, I got it together I'm ready to play, I'm up in the bigs And I'm hoping to stay Yea! [Tim Teufel] I'm Tim Teufel, let me begin By saying that I was once a Twin I made the move, it feels just right I've been Metsmerized! I see the light [Howard Johnson] My name is HoJo, I'm here to say Our team is going all the way With pitching, power, speed and style Results guaranteed to make you smile [Team] Get Metsmerized! Get Metsmerized! (repeat to fade)
I never knew this existed until watching the 30 for 30. I see why now. Lol I bleed blue and orange but this is the Kmart version of the super bowl shuffle.
"when you want a batter filled with terror/ call on me, Rick Aguilera" is still the hotness. But Santana's still my favorite emcee on this joint, easily the greatest posse jam since "The Symphony." ****
I feel like the producers of this made each of them try like 10 times to get their parts right, but he got fed up so he just took the best one and used that.
I’m surprised there’s not more post-30-30 people here. This is so awful it’s impressive. 😂 heres a lame eagles rap song: th-cam.com/video/fCIT3nWUT34/w-d-xo.html
I LOVE how every line gets worse and more offbeat as the song goes on. So horrible, it's hilariously good.
Don't quit your day job lol!
How Dare You? Raphael Santana has flow! lol
Doc's the only one who sounds decent🤣
No seriously don’t even try to defend this. Please stop. These were my players when I was a little kid and today I love this as the worst sports rap ever. It’s supremely bad. Don’t try to say anyone has flow. I love it for its badness. It is supremely inept and we love it for that.
Danny, every time you recommend a video, and every time I am not disappointed.
+teckworks What episode is that from?
+EPCOTFan13 windwaker part 55
Brooo, same
Lol I'm here because of Dan too
"Hey Lenny, what you do with your body is really outrageous!"
..........
I got metsmerized by Danny Sexbang.
That beat's pretty smoot.
Smmmmoot.
The record came with a "rap along" instrumental. I've played it more often than I'd like to confess.
"When you're hot... You're hot..."Thanks song I didn't know that
Fun fact: They recorded this after having a record of 1-0
It’s a really good thing, neither Calvin schiraldi nor Bob Stanley could get the final out.
As a Red Sox fan who was 13 when the ball went through Buckner's legs, this is the only thing that has helped me feel any better about 1986.
ikr
As a Mets fan, your comment cracked me up. These guys had the worst musical rhythm in the history of mankind. Mitchell was kinda on point though.
Rafael Santana is mah name
Pleaah shtop is mah game
I magooglog man, I real smoot
Geh metsmerized is in de groove
This makes the Bears' "Super Bowl Shuffle" look like "Straight Outta Compton" in comparison...
2:09 for any of the grumps out there
yeah! that's exactly why I came here.
thanks fam
@Ross Orange 55 of Windwaker
This was just as glorious as Dan made it sound
It's like if Ross's singing was multiplied by nine.
I love how they got George Foster to record this, then they released him before they won the championship LOL
It was his idea!
@@annabelkitten07 He was a douche
I love how he disses the Big Red Machine he used to be a part of.
George was the one who arranged this train wreck! 😂
I genuinely hope that each player was given a mic but then told to improvise their verse- Danny you SOB this is fantastic
2:09 to 2:19 is the greatest ten seconds of music that ever existed.
Ees so Smoot
🐐
Danny and arin sent me
“I’m really smoot.”
Ees een de groof
"I'm George Foster, I love this team,
The Mets are better than the Red Machine."
Says guy who won 2 world titles during his 10-year run in Cincinnati, got disatisfied with his tenure with the Mets halfway through '86, and was then replaced by Lee Mazzilli.
and who stayed in the dugout while his team was involved in bench clearing brawl
Let's be fair, he got replaced by Danny Heep 😝
Thank you Danny, you human you.
The first line gave me a tiny bit of hope after Wind Waker episode 55, the second line immediately shot me in the forehead
God DAMN IT, Ross, were you just BORN without rhythm?!
I’m only here because of 30 for 30. I had no idea this song existed until today…
Me too. Check this old eagles rap video: 😂
th-cam.com/video/fCIT3nWUT34/w-d-xo.html
What a smoot beat. Thanks, Dan!
[Team]
Get Metsmerized! Get Metsmerized! (4X)
[George Foster]
I'm George Foster, I love this team
The Mets are better than the Red Machine
I live to play and that's my thing
This year we're gonna win the Series ring
Play together, our team's real tight
Don't mess with us, we're dynamite
Strawman, Darryl, it's all the same
Call him Berry, what's in a name
[Darryl Strawberry]
Thank you George, you're a classy guy
With your black bat
You know we sure rely
You know California
Is where I'm from
But for New York
I hit home runs!
Power and speed you know we got
We're the beast of the East
When you're hot, you're hot
When Dwight is on the mound
There's no doubt
Next word you'll hear
Three strikes you're out!
[Dwight Gooden]
Dwight's my name, what can I say?
You know they call me Dr. K
Change-up, fastball, slider and curve
Step up to the plate if you got the nerve
[Woman's voice]
Team's real hot
Stand up proud
Do the wave
Shout out loud
[Team]
Get Metsmerized! Get Metsmerized! (4X)
[Dwight Gooden]
With control and power of a diesel train
Throwing tombstone bullets and a ball and chain
Lenny D, your spirit's contagious
What you do with your body is really outrageous
[Lenny Dykstra]
I love to run down long fly balls
I catch them all, I ain't afraid of no wall!
I bunt, I run, and then I dive
It's a wonder I'm still alive
[Rafael Santana]
Rafael Santana is my name
Playing shortstop is my game
I'm a Gold Glove man, I'm real smooth
Been Metsmerized, it's in the groove(?)
[George Foster]
Team's real hot
Stand up proud
Do the wave
Shout out loud
[Team]
Get Metsmerized! Get Metsmerized! (4X)
[Instrumental Break]
[Rick Aguilera]
When they want a batter filled with terror
They call on me, Rick Aguilera
Slider's hot, I'm on the mound
Cool control(?), I mow 'em down.
[Kevin Mitchell]
I'm Kevin Mitchell, the season's rook
Studying all the moves
I'm ready to cook, I got it together
I'm ready to play, I'm up in the bigs
And I'm hoping to stay
Yea!
[Tim Teufel]
I'm Tim Teufel, let me begin
By saying that I was once a Twin
I made the move, it feels just right
I've been Metsmerized! I see the light
[Howard Johnson]
My name is HoJo, I'm here to say
Our team is going all the way
With pitching, power, speed and style
Results guaranteed to make you smile
[Team]
Get Metsmerized! Get Metsmerized! (repeat to fade)
Grumps ahoy.
2:13 I'm really SMOOT
I am real smoof. XD DAMMIT GRUMPS!
I never knew this existed until watching the 30 for 30. I see why now. Lol
I bleed blue and orange but this is the Kmart version of the super bowl shuffle.
Lenny Dykstra arguably the strongest MC on the team. Didn't see that coming.
Me neither. Considering Lenny D. could barley speak legibly most times, I’m surprised his barz came out this well. 😂
@@LadyDuchess everyone is so stilted and staccato, and Santana had a minor stroke
1:51 2:00
LEONARD D COMING HARD WITH THE ONLY 2 BARS IN THE SONG
you can almost hear them doing that 80's bob in front of the studio mic.
You know, Darryl Strawberry went to high school with Ice-T.
Obviously where he gets his impeccable flow.
"when you want a batter filled with terror/ call on me, Rick Aguilera" is still the hotness. But Santana's still my favorite emcee on this joint, easily the greatest posse jam since "The Symphony." ****
Where does Danny find all of this shit?
@vantageIIx Kevin Mitchell also said he hoped to stay. He was traded after the season ended.
Thanks for this game grumps
This song is really smoot.
Arin you didn't lie about this sick beat!
when you're hot, you're hot...the realest verse I've ever heard
I was actually genuinely grooving to this when 0:37 hit me right in the ears.
...I tell you what. It'll take your breath away. I'm absolutely speechless right now.
Kevin Mitchell has the best verse
Thank you James and Jimmie!
Im so hyped for the season now.
Jeez, almost 5 minutes of this? I can't.
Thank you George you're a classy guy / with your black bat / on you we rely. PIMPIN'!!!
the greatest song about baseball ever written
It’s great and hilarious…but I gotta recommend the song at the beginning of this video….
th-cam.com/video/mq5gl-Yv8s8/w-d-xo.html
Listen to 'Haya Doin?' by Joey Baseballz. It's not as bad but more embarrassing
At least the Chicago Bears had guys who could (somewhat) sing-Willie Gault, and Jim McMahon's backup quarterback. This is-WTF??????
Grumps u made my day
Can we get a vaporwave remix?
"I'm Tim Teufel, lemme begin by saying I was once a Twin I made the move and it feels just right I've been Metsmerized and I see the light."
thanks for the upload, i've been looking for this for a while haha
I should stop searching what Danny mentions in GG...
Once upon a time in Queens ESPN+ brought me here
2:09 is the best part
#GETMETSMERIZED
I am going to love this forever
Thanks again James & Jimmie! @crimeinsports
1:02 “When you’re hot,you’re hot” 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
OMG Danny why? It's like so bad it's good.
this is making me lose my mind and I can't tell if it's in a good way or a bad way
Another wonderful video suggested by Danny
Once upon a time in Queens lead me here
They record this on April when they have a record of one and zero - SB Nation 😁😁😁
So, who do you think performed the best on this track? I thought Kevin Mitchell had potential. Rafael Santana should’ve dropped his bars in Spanish.
Just learned today that this was a thing. Merry Christmas to me.
Oh Danny
The Wu-Tang of MLB👐
CURSE YOU GAME GRUMPS! I COULD HAVE WENT MY ENTIRE LIFE WITHOUT HEARING A SONG THIS TERRIBLE!
danny
I don't know why this didn't go platinum.
This actually did go multi platinum...
I'm ril smood.
Thank god that the grumps could send me here. This is the best
Yes go Howard Johnson, 30/30 player, and he can rap!! Favorite Met of all time!!
this is so Tim and Eric.
Oh my god.
LOL
Inbetween grumps "es real smoot"
What exactly is a "tombstone bullet"?
This must be ross' hidden album.
Ross from Friends? Lol
2:12 I'm rilly SMOOT!
The Super Bowl Shuffle of Baseball.
Goddmmit Ro-Danny
The producer was working overtime to make the beat as funky as possible to mask the off beat singing. They had to turn the funk up to 14
I feel like the producers of this made each of them try like 10 times to get their parts right, but he got fed up so he just took the best one and used that.
The bad guys won
Wow... and I thought Ice JJ Fish was bad hahaha!
Who would have thought that three of the guys from the 1986 team would end up doing jail time.
This is painful. :) Thanks for sharing
I have a whole album in my music folder just for Danny's stupid songs.
"Science and Technology"
Yeah, sure, okay.
Game grumps I will get you
I had no idea Ross was the entire '86 Mets.
Ah noi, I ain't no toy. Better watch out boy, cuz my friends call me Floy... d.
I love how the comments are either from two years ago or within the last day.
#grumpbump
Strawberry went to the same high school as Ice-T. Should have called him in for some coaching.
Wow, Game Grumps were right XD
Well that was.. Really quite something.
Grumps for life.
thanks, endless greg.
I feel like I've just been blazed
Who's here after watching the new 30 for 30?
I’m surprised there’s not more post-30-30 people here. This is so awful it’s impressive. 😂 heres a lame eagles rap song:
th-cam.com/video/fCIT3nWUT34/w-d-xo.html
Ho-ly shit. Dan was right, none of these guys have an iota of rhythm. The places Game Grumps sends you.
+gondorknight83 What are you talking about? They sound like a choir of angels.
Aguilera and Mitchell weren't bad