r/Prorevenge My Boss Said "Date Me Or YOU'RE FIRED!"

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  • @morgandouglas6014
    @morgandouglas6014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1271

    I sincerely hope the creepy customer got banned from that store. It’s so disgusting that the manager failed to protect OP from that customer to spite her for rejecting him. How many other creeps and Karens has this manager enabled?

    • @rennanoire.7342
      @rennanoire.7342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Too many. That's for sure.
      Even one creep or Karen is too many.

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I seriously hope that was the case eventually. On the bright side, at least they can bust that creep the next time he tries that, and the lousy ex-manager lying (mostly) about OP in that story are eventually going to bite him in the ass... especially when someone very inquisitive comes along and decides to go film-noir-sleuth-detective and look into the matter, leading to the bs getting revealed.

    • @MeoMeii
      @MeoMeii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And OP dodge a bullet. Imagine having that kind of person as your boyfriend. He didnt love her, just want her...

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm wondering what happened to that guy since it didn't seem like his threat would've gone away

    • @antoniocasias5545
      @antoniocasias5545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m upset OP didn’t do anything about it though!

  • @danielfingerman5237
    @danielfingerman5237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    The Gynecologists' Office is lucky that it only ended with appointments over the phone and not some pervert who met with them face to face and did an in-depth examination of them.

    • @antoniocasias5545
      @antoniocasias5545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🤔

    • @kranberry3318
      @kranberry3318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This also could’ve resulted in gathering a lot of personal info over the phone, like really sensitive info.

    • @matt-hew
      @matt-hew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      If it was me, I would schedule every appointment for a single date. All at the same time.

    • @SH-qs7ee
      @SH-qs7ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@matt-hew Or put an automated message up saying due to health violations, the clinic had closed down, encouraging them to go to their competitor.

    • @night-sabre6877
      @night-sabre6877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Would you let a somebody give you an internal examination in what clearly isn't a doctor's surgery!? Maybe you would. Let me give you a bit of advice, those 'doctor's who do your prostate check in a public toilet cubicle are not real doctors!

  • @Lyndiloo
    @Lyndiloo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    Any company that is okay with their customers calling the wrong number is not going to be in business very long.

    • @JerseyAnimations1
      @JerseyAnimations1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I laughed when I heard that lol

    • @kranberry3318
      @kranberry3318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your profile pic is a source of joy

    • @ghostslayer1981
      @ghostslayer1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cute car go mmmmmm

    • @orbeezeater
      @orbeezeater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ghostslayer1981 I agree, that Toyota Camry is adorable

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Revenge 1: So first he throws a tantrum over an increase of child support payment (which was already small), then tries to blame OP for the fight, and then he badmouths people. Yeah, he brought it on himself.
    Revenge 2: Oh, so the reason why OP was constantly dealing with harassment and the manager was ignoring all the complaints was because of a date rejection? Can you imagine torturing someone just because they didn’t want to go on a date with you? Trashy, am I right?
    Revenge 3: Should’ve changed the phone number if Karen didn’t want such an angry mob. How satisfying to see such justice.
    Revenge 4: You steal people's stuff, you lose all your stuff. Also, can you imagine a large box just welded high up above your head?

    • @christophernevins4952
      @christophernevins4952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wish my child support was $89 a month! Im at around $400 a month!

    • @TheRealNekora
      @TheRealNekora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@christophernevins4952 Any ide on how those sums are calculated? cus after this story im curious

    • @hungrymusicwolf
      @hungrymusicwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Also revenge 2 actually proves her being right in not dating him with him being willing to treat her like that simply because she didn't want to date him.

    • @Tarathathe77wookiee
      @Tarathathe77wookiee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@hungrymusicwolf Wouldn't surprise me if the harassing pervert was a friend of the horrible boss.

    • @ZacGames3
      @ZacGames3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@someonesdog4357 I think he rounded down to 20 and up to 90. That's the only way it makes sense to me.

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    Karen: *smugly* "You can't do sh*t."
    OP: "Oh yes I can!" *Screws with the customers*
    Karen: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

    • @jamesnorman9160
      @jamesnorman9160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Like RSlash said, why would you get a smug attitude over someone getting your phone number wrong so a complete stranger would get those phonecalls instead? You could be losing business at the very least, and they act all smug and superior over not wanting to pay $36 for a phone number change?
      Boggles the mind. It all calls to mind that one old ProRevenge story around the pizza hut...

    • @dracko158
      @dracko158 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesnorman9160 Yeah, they act like they won. Why would they act smug over something that inconveniences the company? Guess because of their ego that's causing it.

    • @I_am_always_correct
      @I_am_always_correct 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shouldn't it be Pachirisu, since Pachirisu is a squirrel?

    • @TheHQZombie
      @TheHQZombie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How does shit like this get 200 likes

    • @MusicalFreak812
      @MusicalFreak812 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ally M Manning I think they answered the wrong comment-

  • @DarkEinherjar
    @DarkEinherjar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Person who made the mistake: "IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM, DEAL WITH IT!"
    Wronged person: *deals with it and screws their business
    Person who made the mistake: *surprised Pikachu face
    Never instigate someone's wrath. That's just the motivation they might need to go that extra mile to destroy you.

    • @steveboone1498
      @steveboone1498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If a person kept stealing my lunches I would make sure he or she would end up with neverending diarrhea and hide all the toilet paper.

    • @SleepyNekroma
      @SleepyNekroma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@steveboone1498 calm down Satan 🤣

  • @madambutterfly1997
    @madambutterfly1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    The fact that he’s ex-military only makes this worse because if he goes through on his threat he could claim ptsd as an excuse to avoid jail-time.

    • @SEP0...0HEP
      @SEP0...0HEP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Thats horrible!
      How do you think anyone would really get out of that situation?
      Idk if this could happen where I live (Britain) but the more ya know

    • @kaycollarfeild
      @kaycollarfeild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@SEP0...0HEP I believe if he did, it would mean q long stay in q mental hospital. And believe me, q lot of people think they are worse then prison (tho it would depend on your hospital/prison)

    • @SEP0...0HEP
      @SEP0...0HEP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kaycollarfeild Ah that makes sense.
      I'm sure some prisons in Britain are just as bad as other places but mental hospitals are most likely worse 😨 thanks for answering tho

    • @Jerseybytes2
      @Jerseybytes2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      he may claim it, but claiming and proving are 2 very different things. And he'd have to be evaluated by a psychiatrist at a VA facility, etc etc etc. Not as easy as it looks

    • @kaycollarfeild
      @kaycollarfeild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Jerseybytes2 much harder to fake yes, and its found some people who did succeed in it, were actually crazy enough to qualify anyway. Just for different reasonings than they believed

  • @NeptunesSon1
    @NeptunesSon1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Lol. That post about the "squirrel" was hilarious. 😂🤣

    • @zacharyterry5973
      @zacharyterry5973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You play Pokemon cause I see your avatar a Pidgeotto

    • @NeptunesSon1
      @NeptunesSon1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zacharyterry5973 I have played it but not in a year or two

    • @vexxama
      @vexxama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly, hate when unions take a side even if the worker is at fault. Was stealing from other workers as well after all, why aren’t they looking after them?

    • @buginabassbin
      @buginabassbin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vexxama If they pay their dues they're are entitled to represention however much of a dick they are. That's how unions work. The union should also be representing the victims as well. Everyone who pays in should be represented.

  • @timothybarham6374
    @timothybarham6374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Also the so-called "veteran" doesn't deserve *ANY* respect at all, he's a disgrace to all veterans!!

    • @rizkiramadhan9266
      @rizkiramadhan9266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Depends on the country tbh. I'd respect a Vietnamese veteran but not a British.

    • @xero-chan7372
      @xero-chan7372 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rizkiramadhan9266so you would respect a Vietnamese vet even if he was a creep/harasser?/gen

    • @rizkiramadhan9266
      @rizkiramadhan9266 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xero-chan7372 more than a Brit, or Dutch, definitely. At least he's a civilized man fighting for a civilized country.

    • @thatonewitch
      @thatonewitch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Idc if the vet is Vietnamese, British or Canadian, if they're a creep, they dont deserve respect for being a creep

    • @Saurophaganax1931
      @Saurophaganax1931 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@rizkiramadhan9266damn you somehow managed to completely miss the point.

  • @Hell-yeah420.69
    @Hell-yeah420.69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I feel like listening to Rslash gets me prepared for these encounters

  • @violetcadaver7623
    @violetcadaver7623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    second story, it’s so vile that her manager is butthurt over the fact that she turned him down.

    • @sytherwusky
      @sytherwusky 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Honestly, if she took it to a lawyer that could’ve been a huge payday for her

  • @MzJoeyRantz
    @MzJoeyRantz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I really don't understand people who steal from people in a work environment, how can you sit next to people knowing that you're taking things they need to do their work.

    • @PyroRoadScout
      @PyroRoadScout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If he wasn't able to quit cold turkey I would suggest kleptomania, but the fact that he stopped after his tools were messed with suggests far more control over his behaviors

    • @MzJoeyRantz
      @MzJoeyRantz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PyroRoadScout It never occurred to me that it might be a compulsion disorder purely from how he reacted when caught, but you never know.

    • @Celediev
      @Celediev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How can you be backed by a union if there is clear proof of you stealing stuff at work? This is what bothers me even more.

    • @PyroRoadScout
      @PyroRoadScout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Celediev That's where having a compulsive disorder would make some sense. Theoretically, the union could argue discrimination if he were fired because he literally cannot control these compulsions, but then I would expect they work with the company to fix the issue. Say, enforcing rules about locking up tools and keeping detailed records of supplies with frequent checks. Either way, fuck this particular union because they don't have their priorities straight

    • @TevelDrinkwater
      @TevelDrinkwater 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PyroRoadScout the Union's job is to represent the workers with the company. The Union *has* to provide representation. Consider your shop steward as being similar to a defence attorney. It's Management's job to justify disciplinary action. I can pretty much guarantee that there was means for discipline in the collective agreement. Probably progressive discipline, such as a verbal warning, followed by a written, then suspe and finally termination. There may have also been grounds for immediate termination as well, but that would be outlined in the collective agreement.
      Front line supervision will often let things slide, unless supported by upper management when pushing for disciplinary action.
      In the story of Squirrel, stealing from fellow Union members also opened him up to Union internal discipline. If the Union had grounds to revoke his Union membership, he wouldn't be able to work in a Unionized position. Unless the company chose to hire him into a staff position, he could effectively be fired by the Union. Reading between the lines though, suspension was likely a further step along progressive discipline.
      Union's represent workers. *All* of their membership are entitled to representation, not just the members you like. The contract cuts both ways though. It's on Management to enforce discipline.

  • @davidepintus6490
    @davidepintus6490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Jesus. Nothing more disturbing than a niceguy with an ounce of power.

    • @moony2543
      @moony2543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _are you saying this man merely has an ounce of power?_

    • @Rockman9830
      @Rockman9830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure a nuke would beg to differ

  • @sturha
    @sturha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Proper response for "Date me or you're [blank]" is to answer: "I'd date you to be from the neolithic period."

    • @JediLadyMisty
      @JediLadyMisty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Malicious Compliance at it’s best.

    • @lonelyronin2428
      @lonelyronin2428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Im running on two braincells and no breakfast. Can you please tell me what that means. Sorry for my idiocy.

    • @sturha
      @sturha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@lonelyronin2428 another meaning for date, the one used in the titles context is "go out with" but date is also the action for figuring out how old something is or from which period of time it belongs to (think carbon dating).

    • @princessmarlena1359
      @princessmarlena1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good one, Sturha!

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      …darn you, that’s brilliant!

  • @cobaltfoxpaw945
    @cobaltfoxpaw945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I like it more when Rslash commented on the story after he finished reading them, but it's just my opinion. His videos are great with or without it though.

  • @Juju2927
    @Juju2927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I'm surprised that all those stories about "Company refuses to change phone intel, so I give customers wrong information" doesn't end up in a lawsuit. Like, wouldn't it constitute a case of "Impersonification" the moment the OPs make the customers think they're representing the company and do harm to their business ?
    Don't get me wrong, the companies in this case deserve it for their entitlement, but I'm talking on a legal ground.

    • @Jacksontruman92
      @Jacksontruman92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well, to me it’s like the company says that number is their number, even if it’s technically wrong, so whoever on the other end of that line is legal to represent them.

    • @Sharksaphone
      @Sharksaphone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      On legal grounds if the company was rich and entitled they could actually try and sue or get you thrown in jail for impersonating I am no lawyer but that’s what I’m assuming what they can try to do it but if you have evidence that they didn’t change it when you called them you could counter sue or just drop the case

    • @j.j.juggernaut9709
      @j.j.juggernaut9709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      In this case it probably won't be impersonation as the company was aware the number was wrong, was told multiple times to change it and still refused, thus giving OP the right to speak with the customers.

    • @princevesperal
      @princevesperal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A lawyer could argue this both ways.

    • @SH-qs7ee
      @SH-qs7ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The other issue with this is that said company will have to explain to the entire court that they messed up and weren't interested in fixing it right away, hoping for a verdict that's likely a 50/50 chance to be in their favor. If they're not willing to fix the issue when its brought to their attention, they're unlikely to want their mistakes made part of the public record.

  • @mongoonlypawn5882
    @mongoonlypawn5882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    rslash flex, "I don't even know if you can keep a dog alive for $89 a month." - Translation: rslash spoils his dog so much neighborhood dogs wish he was their human :D :D :D

    • @RenAsterion
      @RenAsterion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not exactly. Depending on the size of the dog and any possible diet restrictions (my cousin's dog has gut issues and has to have more expensive food due to that), food for them gets EXPENSIVE. Add to that any misc costs and the fact that, if you have a pet, you should keep a fund for emergency vet visits and having an animal is a real drain on your funds.

    • @mongoonlypawn5882
      @mongoonlypawn5882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RenAsterion rslash has never mentioned any problems with Yugo's diet. Given how much he obviously likes his dog and how often he comments about personal things in his videos I think an eating disorder would have been mentioned. an "emergency" cash reserve isn't part of normal rearing a dog. I have pet insurance for that. Lastly, it was a joke.

    • @charminglady2011
      @charminglady2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know in my country, we worship the Dog. Lol so the 89 dollar comment actually made me scoff more at the small price.

    • @KoriMasho
      @KoriMasho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was probably a reference to Judge Judy. Whenever she hears a stupidly low amount for child support, she will declare that "You can't keep a dog alive for ___ a month!" or "That's not even enough to fund a goldfish for a month!"

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KoriMasho Despite her not being a real judge, she does a damn good job of dumping truckloads of 'snap out of it' on anyone who needs it.

  • @awells444
    @awells444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    All you would need to do end the calls to a Dr is talk to the local HIPAA compliance officer. Dr appointment are medical information.

  • @thatoneguy9844
    @thatoneguy9844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Boss in the future:we passionally hug or You are fired
    The worker:k see ya
    Boss: wait that's illegal

  • @vivanpatel3522
    @vivanpatel3522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Lol I like how most prorevenge stories are of managers that are creepy, this I really unhealthy number of employers we are talking about

    • @nathanjewett9127
      @nathanjewett9127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s because most of these stories are completely made up BS.

    • @joeljoseph4736
      @joeljoseph4736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@nathanjewett9127 Just because they are unbelievable doesn't mean that it's definitely not true there is a chance it is true or it is not true

    • @sadistfurret4205
      @sadistfurret4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's because there are an unhealthy number of evil bosses

    • @nathanjewett9127
      @nathanjewett9127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joeljoseph4736 That’s true, I’ll admit it. It is also true that people love to lie and portray themselves as victims. Especially online.

    • @vivanpatel3522
      @vivanpatel3522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nathanjewett9127 some are , I believe there was a reddit user called shygirlturnedsassy and she made up some BS about her and changed her nationality and all that but some are true

  • @josi4251
    @josi4251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Document, document, DOCUMENT! Always write down dates, times, potential witnesses, what happened, what was said, how you felt, etc. That constitutes a legal document and can be submitted in a court of law. If an employment situation gets sticky, you have proof against (usually) just the other side's verbal statements. The court generally wants paper proof over spoken words.

  • @gundampharmacist7348
    @gundampharmacist7348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Iiiiiiiits **R/SLASH TIME~!**

  • @Valeo1993
    @Valeo1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    As a mail carrier. O.p. is lying about the forwarding of random junk mail. It can't be forwarded through the post office, but if they have a forward it shouldn't go there. The doctors would have to contact the sender.

    • @mcherry9137
      @mcherry9137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's not common knowledge though. A lot of people don't realize that there is a difference in mail classes and how the post office handles them.

    • @DarkKnight52365
      @DarkKnight52365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      could be different country

    • @DarcOne13
      @DarcOne13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My brother moved states and was able to fill out a form at the post office to forward his mail for a few months before changing his address officially.

    • @henryyandell3222
      @henryyandell3222 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah in the UK you can get Royal Mail to redirect letters to a different address for around £40 for 3 months

    • @KazzleTheDazzle
      @KazzleTheDazzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It does depend on where OP lives tho, different places have different rules, or they thought thats what happened, cause it isn't common knowledge for someone who doesnt work with mail.

  • @nogoat
    @nogoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Last Story : What kind of a union is that? I mean no union would back you if you're actively stealing, right?

    • @AndrewHalliwell
      @AndrewHalliwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless someone higher up in it was a relative, perhaps?

    • @bvjkqsg
      @bvjkqsg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's why unions can be such garbage. Only doing stuff in their own self interest, which can often be very different from employees best interest, not even taking into account taking fair decisions.
      I'm not from the US, but unions where I live are essentially jusst against the company, no matter what the company is doing, all while being paid to do so, and not even really working at any time. Damn leeches protected in the name of employees' rights, that they themselves do not defend.

    • @ReigoVassal
      @ReigoVassal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *cough*nepotism*cough*

    • @Shalyn-ln9tu
      @Shalyn-ln9tu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bvjkqsg Yeah, that's the complete opposite of the Union in the US. The Union prevents all that from employers, protecting employees. Sure, some people don't deserve it because they really are lazy sacks of crap, but it truly helps those with good ethics.

    • @erickpoorbaugh6728
      @erickpoorbaugh6728 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Human beings in all areas have a tendency to abuse power for selfish reasons, regardless of whether their power comes from being corporate management, government regulators, or union officials. Humans are humans and no sector is safe; the best you can do is try to have systems in place to limit the potential for abuse.

  • @rennanoire.7342
    @rennanoire.7342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Anyone who causes someone grief/stress/discomfort simply because they got turned down for a date is pathetic, and doesn't deserve a chance to begin with. In fact, people with that kind of mentality don't make good partners/spouses to begin with. Enabling the creepy customer's behaviour also speak volumes. Even if Story 2's OP was dating her manager and the creep was harassing her, he would likely tell her it's her fault and/or tell her to suck it up.
    I honestly have no patience for people like this. 😤

  • @kellyrayburn4093
    @kellyrayburn4093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Someone harasses my one or more employees sexually or otherwise, they would be banned from the establishment *and* the authorities would be involved. I *care* about my employees. Don't mess with them. You won't like the results.
    And not changing your phone number when it's incorrect on all your cards and media? That's just greed. Sorry, sometimes you have to spend money to make money,

    • @princessmarlena1359
      @princessmarlena1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you hiring right now? 😉

    • @gamester512
      @gamester512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here. There is literally no excuse or justification for victimizing someone like that. If I saw any of that happening, regardless of whether I was the "boss" or just another employee, I would have gone straight to the police, and screw what my "boss" may have thought. If the boss *did* actually try to fire OP or anything else, that could be grounds for a wrongful termination lawsuit, and obviously an intimidation & blackmail lawsuit. That could collectively land you in A TON of legal trouble. OP should have ignored her boss' threats and gone straight to the police to file charges of sexual harassment, and she could probably have also gone for charges involving a hostile workplace, since her own boss was threatening and sexually abusing her.
      The entire reason these dirtbags try to intimidate their victims into staying quiet in the first place is because they know they are absolutely screwed if their victim actually goes to the police with any kind of proof. If you ignore such threats, your abusers will hold no power over you, especially if you can prove that they have overtly threatened you (which will likely result in them being ordered to stay away from you under all circumstances, and if they try to violate that order, they will be very quickly thrown behind bars) the police and courts will be obligated to take measures to ensure your safety.

    • @kellyrayburn4093
      @kellyrayburn4093 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gamester512 Very true. Don't mess with a protection order. That will get you nothing but getting locked in a cage. Judges and even police take a *very* dim vie of those who ignore protection orders.

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    A word to the wise: don't find your honey where you make your money.

    • @Aro2001
      @Aro2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or don't dip your pen in the company ink.

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Aro2001 bingo.

    • @maieen2665
      @maieen2665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Aro2001 Or don't shit where you eat.

  • @steevemoisan6266
    @steevemoisan6266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Never underestimate the stupidity of one person, because if you think that you seen all, there always someone to prove you wrong.

  • @jakblak112890
    @jakblak112890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You wanna tell me a judge ordered you to take the child to his job.
    Yup checks out lol

  • @erickavalos3689
    @erickavalos3689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Good morning, first time early up in here.. love starting the day with /rslash =) thank you for all you do!

    • @theformer1337agent
      @theformer1337agent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice

    • @fahadgames5004
      @fahadgames5004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s 3 pm what do you mean goodmorning

    • @theformer1337agent
      @theformer1337agent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fahadgames5004 people live in different places -.-

    • @suchirghuwalewala
      @suchirghuwalewala 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My man said 29 to 89 bucks is a 70 buck difference but its 60...

    • @theformer1337agent
      @theformer1337agent 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@suchirghuwalewala why are u commenting that here, u can just normally comment lol

  • @stardust2360
    @stardust2360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:37 I love how he started with the entitled person voice until he realized it wasn't an entitled person

  • @Holychickendinner
    @Holychickendinner 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "A creepy older man... probably in his forties...". Thanks for calling 40 somethings old. 🥴

  • @lianathewolflover4516
    @lianathewolflover4516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    All the phone mistake numbers reminded me of this thing that happened to me a couple of years back: so my mom was filing her taxes (I believe) and something was wrong, I was filed as dead because apparently someone died and when the funeral home put in the social security number, they put mine in instead. So my mom called who you need to call and they had me come in and literally sign a paper that says I’m not dead and they had to “resurrect me” no joke that’s the words on the paper.

    • @SLYKM
      @SLYKM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How does it feel to come back from the dead?

    • @classiest
      @classiest 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dead man walking

    • @lianathewolflover4516
      @lianathewolflover4516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@classiest correction: Dead Girl Walking.

    • @lianathewolflover4516
      @lianathewolflover4516 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SLYKM hahaha okay I guess. I wasn’t aware I was dead.

    • @classiest
      @classiest 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lianathewolflover4516 oh sorry

  • @luvondarox
    @luvondarox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    There's something about RSlash looking up information and actively reacting to it that just makes me smile.

  • @Alex-xu5vj
    @Alex-xu5vj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Going on a flight in a couple hours and super excited to binge listen to rslash

    • @avgjoeavglife
      @avgjoeavglife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have a nice flight

    • @Alex-xu5vj
      @Alex-xu5vj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@avgjoeavglife thanks

    • @lonelyronin2428
      @lonelyronin2428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds nice. Some times, I skip a few days, so I'll have a bunch of new videos while I do my cleaning.

  • @christopherknutsen8684
    @christopherknutsen8684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OP in the 2nd story did the right thing. Sleez balls like that customer and manager get what they deserve when they least expect it

  • @jerryeubanks3177
    @jerryeubanks3177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Second OP is my hero

  • @DadCanInJapan
    @DadCanInJapan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think an easier way to deal with a wrong business number is just direct the customers to a competitor.

  • @SeahawksFan2017
    @SeahawksFan2017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Time for a video from the best Reddit TH-camr ever

  • @tankofnova9022
    @tankofnova9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:06 I don't know why partial censors are so funny to me, But "you can't do Sh**." has me laughing more than it should.

  • @shize9ine
    @shize9ine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:30 - Math is hard, but 89-29= a $60 increase in monthly payments.

  • @GrandmasterDevo
    @GrandmasterDevo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The "Squirrel" story was pure brilliance. Though if it were me, I'd have gone a step further and actually welded each of Squirrel's individual tools to the inside of the box! XD

  • @Cosplayergirlzz
    @Cosplayergirlzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ahhh yes a good dose of pro revenge is what i need to continue knitting my blanket

  • @sam11182
    @sam11182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Squirrels story was HILARIOUS!

  • @jeremytheimer7443
    @jeremytheimer7443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    just imagine you employ a lot of people and find some way to get away with the harassment, why would you do this, none of the love will be genuine and in my mind it is no different than hiring a prostitute. and given the situation it puts the lower level employee in I can see why it comes with the criminal charge of sexual exploitation.

    • @brittanyno5941
      @brittanyno5941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably because the manager didn't care about love, they just wanted to fuck OP and have power over her

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brittanyno5941 pretty much. Possibly wasn't even about the sex, just controlling her

  • @hannahhester8376
    @hannahhester8376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My girlfriend is a cop, so, I asked her what she would do if she walked into that store and saw that guy feeling OP up and making her uncomfortable, she said flat out, "I'd put him in cuffs immediately."

  • @luke-il5nr
    @luke-il5nr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Finally! An worthy video. Our watchtime will be legendary!

  • @jamesnorman9160
    @jamesnorman9160 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last one gave me a good chuckle. I thought they were just going to weld all of Squirrel's tools into a box and leave them as is, but welding it to the bottom of the I-beam was pretty good too. xD

  • @passmethepopcorn
    @passmethepopcorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the smell of r/ in the morning!

  • @mandiejones2355
    @mandiejones2355 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Baaaahahaha I love your analogy about the businesses who would rather nosedive than correct a mistake being like someone refusing to pick up the keys to their friggin house 😂

  • @chriscarpenter3370
    @chriscarpenter3370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    boss: "date me or you're fired!" me: "OK see ya." boss: "no this isn't how you're supposed to play the game!"

  • @caitlinhood7929
    @caitlinhood7929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    love listening to r/slash at work

  • @jefffoo6891
    @jefffoo6891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Day 120 of telling him he's making everyone day better

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Day 77 of telling you to shut up, btw someone is impersonating you in the comments section lmao, I guess cringe is very popular these days

    • @jefffoo6891
      @jefffoo6891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@paul_warner:)

    • @PinkyRAE
      @PinkyRAE 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jefffoo6891 Off topic but i like your profile picture

    • @jefffoo6891
      @jefffoo6891 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PinkyRAE :) thanks

  • @lissachocolate
    @lissachocolate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Back when I was a kid, we would regularly get calls from people ordering chicken carry out thinking they had called Kentucky Fried Chicken. We would tell them they had the wrong number and that they had called a private residence. Most apologized, but there were the stubborn ones who insisted I was lying and kept calling back. So I just started taking their orders. They stopped calling after that.

  • @lordshaxx4693
    @lordshaxx4693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Let's say the OPs desides to just never answer their phone, and let the company keep using the wrong number, how will they get any business? Is that company just ready to have no phone calls for appointments or orders, or do they expect the OPs to not only accept the wrong number, but also rout customers to them for free.

    • @neonblade8591
      @neonblade8591 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      they route them to the right place with the wrong info, so not only do they not get business as the people underestimate what they have to do, but they also have to deal with the angry customers yelling at them for giving them incorrect info.

  • @anetkajerabkova19
    @anetkajerabkova19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man, OP has a wild life.

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OP gangnam style

  • @the_rachel_sam
    @the_rachel_sam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    May this inspire me to get up and get work started lol

  • @1kunalsarkar
    @1kunalsarkar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:17
    Oh. Hell. No. Let's Dance.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
    This is too good!

  • @SJ-yu5zk
    @SJ-yu5zk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how Rslash pronounces squirrel as ‘squirl’, hilarious 😅

    • @ishashridhar3586
      @ishashridhar3586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's how you pronounce it tho, am I wrong?

    • @SJ-yu5zk
      @SJ-yu5zk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ishashridhar3586 I have noticed a few Americans pronounce it that way, but some Americans and all British people say skwi-rel

    • @SJ-yu5zk
      @SJ-yu5zk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ishashridhar3586 it sounds a lot less silly, but also less adorable

    • @ishashridhar3586
      @ishashridhar3586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SJ-yu5zk lol I guess that's true

    • @erickpoorbaugh6728
      @erickpoorbaugh6728 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SJ-yu5zk Almost all Americans pronounce it that way. I do think the British way sounds fun, though, and quite fitting for the animal.

  • @bellerain381
    @bellerain381 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That phone number story was THE BEST!!!!

  • @albertgongora6944
    @albertgongora6944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You know what it's kind of funny I never thought of this but it's kind of scary like as a business owner why would you let somebody actually get ahold of your number for your business especially the Opie that was trying to get the gynecologist to actually understand that they really need to get ahold of that number because you know pregnant patients are calling his number to get ahold of that particular offices services that way you know they can make sure that our children are going to come out healthy and okay like do do you not understand that not only could that destroy your whole entire career but you'll never be able to work ever again and you're literally clean the lives at risk of not just pregnant women but the people that work under you because you would be making them look bad in the process to knowing that this could have been changed that's what's really scary about it more than it is stupid and funny but I do agree like this was any other business yeah your whole entire life could be destroyed because you're handing it over to a college student because you don't want to make one little change or a random person at that of their willing to destroy your career

  • @Bean-kh9cu
    @Bean-kh9cu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Prorevenge is just so satisfying and just one of the best subreddits😁❤️

    • @toomuchglitters7254
      @toomuchglitters7254 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dislike your pfp a lot

    • @Bean-kh9cu
      @Bean-kh9cu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toomuchglitters7254 i dislike your comment very much

    • @toomuchglitters7254
      @toomuchglitters7254 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bean-kh9cu scawy (´;ω;`)

    • @Bean-kh9cu
      @Bean-kh9cu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toomuchglitters7254well I’m not changing it. It was the best decision I’ve ever made.

  • @nahbruh2613
    @nahbruh2613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m a vet. You can’t keep a dog or a cat alive for 89 a month

    • @ChongoDaClown
      @ChongoDaClown 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I disagree with the cat thing I'm poor af and spent no where near 89 a month for my cat and he was fat till he died of old age and if where just talking food I eat less then 89 a month.

    • @kittylynndale5264
      @kittylynndale5264 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Disagree, but only slightly. I think it depends on what area of the country/world you live in.
      I live in a very rural part of Alabama, and my dog care bill averages out to about $63/month (less in summer due to climate, more in winter), and that includes her medicines and her food, as well as her checkups and her shots. It definitely doesn’t include emergency vet bills.
      Location, the general health of the animal, and the owner’s willingness to coupon definitely plays a part.
      I imagine it will be more expensive as my dog gets older (she’s 5 now) and if she develops any health issues, but she just got back from her checkup today, and the vet says she’s one of the healthiest dogs that comes into the clinic.
      Edited to add: my 16 year old cat is also healthy, no health problems, and he probably doesn’t cost $20/month, if that.

  • @johnb2127
    @johnb2127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That guy shoulda said "No. This is my number. Sorry, bye!"

  • @TOWTWUKER
    @TOWTWUKER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First story, I'm guessing is, outside the US. Last one, biggest issue I see, is if the box fell on someone... I'd atleast make sure the box was over something that could tank it

    • @LocalMaple
      @LocalMaple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welding is a process of fusing metals together. And not only was the box’s lid welded, but the box itself was welded to the I-Beam.

  • @jamesson3463
    @jamesson3463 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love waking up to be able to drink some nice hot coffee while listening to this. Truly amazing.

  • @pahuricanlttl3401
    @pahuricanlttl3401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got here 4 seconds after upload!

  • @richewilson6394
    @richewilson6394 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVE THE ANAGOLY OF THE KEYS TO PHONE NUMBERS!!!
    I'm puzzled by how these companies don't see the clients coming in when u don't have people calling at the old rate before the new number.

  • @orangekayak78
    @orangekayak78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey look the last story proves there us a cure for kleptomania.

  • @iidentifyasyourhighness9294
    @iidentifyasyourhighness9294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally feared for the OP in the first stories life 😳🥶😱 I’m glad she’s doing well now.

  • @Abi-wo6de
    @Abi-wo6de 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hi yall, hope your all having a great day!

  • @henrikaleksandernilsen6388
    @henrikaleksandernilsen6388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The story with the "deceased" letters could have very serious consequences, at least for the victim. There has been people who has been wrongfully marked as "deceased" despite being pretty much alive, having their bank account and driver's license revoked, and being told there's nothing they can do to "revive" the person. A channel called Brew recently made a video about it.

  • @ArtyMcKenzie
    @ArtyMcKenzie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    My first time getting here before the hour. Only three minutes this time lol

  • @karaabell9915
    @karaabell9915 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Them: "you can't do anything about it!"
    Me: hold my mountain dew

  • @pahuricanlttl3401
    @pahuricanlttl3401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4 seconds!

  • @Sorchia56
    @Sorchia56 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you, thank you for your videos! I just got out of a meeting that was quite possibly the longest, most unproductive, bore fest I’ve ever had the displeasure of attending and was frustrated beyond belief! I immediately fired up TH-cam for your video so I wouldn’t head off to wait outside the bar!!

  • @user54363
    @user54363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    First
    edit:why people spaming

  • @dmon1996
    @dmon1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can relate to the last story. I worked as a heavy equipment mechanic for BFI (yeah, I was stupid enough to work on garbage trucks, but we won't go there), and when they lost some residential contracts they laid off the low man on the pole. That was me... but I did get 30 days notice. Unfortunately my foreman, a little shit of a bastard, decided he liked my tools more than me and started siphoning off my toolbox. I caught him, and went to the union and service manager. They helped me go thru every drawer of his toolbox to find all of my tools (word of advice for anyone starting in the industry- engrave your tools with your initials!!!). That was that as far as they were concerned, even though the prick had a couple of grand of MY tools... IF anyone wants to know, the union was the Teamsters, who I found to be the most useless union (and the most expensive) that I ever was a member of.
    But this was not good enough for me! I had a little one on one "chat" with the prick and told him that if one single tool went missing, whether I found it in his box or not, I would get some of my bros to come to his house and "discuss" it with him at length. At the time, I was close with several members of the local bike "club", and although I was not a member they would have been happy to help out a drinking and riding buddy for a case or two. My foreman became VERY protective of my tools for the rest of that month... seems he did not realize that the big burly guy with a nine foot long chopper and a ponytail down to his belt might be a bad person to piss off. Go figure!
    Don't shit where you work, and don't piss off the guys you work with. After all, never know when a hand might "slip" and a heavy piece might come crashing down on your head...

  • @Dickens_Salt-Lamp
    @Dickens_Salt-Lamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anyone else think 99% of these stories are bullshit fanfiction

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's obvious. People fantasizing about the thing they wish they would've done. And just creative writing to farm for karma.

  • @DavidFMayerPhD
    @DavidFMayerPhD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Squirrel is an example of why I hate labor unions. You can't fire anybody, even thieves.

  • @ScaryMannJK
    @ScaryMannJK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First!

  • @Smugglizzle10
    @Smugglizzle10 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    that last story is friggin brilliant! LOL!!!

  • @joenetherland712
    @joenetherland712 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:30 Squirrel sounds like he has an undiagnosed case of Kleptomania.

  • @zombieguy4444
    @zombieguy4444 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm dumbfounded about how Squirrel was backed by that union

  • @kristinawentz8801
    @kristinawentz8801 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao at the revenge on Squirrel.

  • @the300rulers7
    @the300rulers7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Props on OP from the first story

  • @MaximNightFury
    @MaximNightFury 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Company A: "Yeah, maintaining our website isn't our problem"
    Person: Oh, I'll just hack in and destroy everything anonymously then

  • @heatherbarrier1718
    @heatherbarrier1718 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg the squirrel one had style!

  • @skeletor6287
    @skeletor6287 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    See just being nice to people means you never have to suffer at the hands of a prorevenger.

  • @DannyGottawa
    @DannyGottawa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If I was the shop lead that Squirrel came up to to complain about his tools being stolen I would have just looked at him and blankly said, "That sucks, but as you know it's pretty hard to prove theft, so there's not much I can do."

  • @fallenbirch9784
    @fallenbirch9784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I was the college student, I would schedule all of their appointments for the same day at the same time, and just wait for the inevitable chaos to come

    • @SH-qs7ee
      @SH-qs7ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This, or record a message saying how the clinic was currently closed down due to various health violations, and to make an appointment with their competitor.

  • @Milk-ck1wv
    @Milk-ck1wv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:23 What a petty creep

  • @matthewjachtorowycz2455
    @matthewjachtorowycz2455 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:24 oh my god that was my dads office. That receptionist got fired lol

  • @danieljongco8436
    @danieljongco8436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THANK FOR EVERYTHING....

  • @theformer1337agent
    @theformer1337agent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    pro revenge is always satisfying :)

  • @pedrocorrea6870
    @pedrocorrea6870 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Oh. Hell. No. Lets Dance" - Shakespeare.

  • @eboniedreamz1371
    @eboniedreamz1371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rslash it is very possible to keep a dog alive and well fed on 89$ especially if you live in the country. I have one and his dog food is $27 bucks for a 60 pound bag plus we have cattle farmers in our family who give us fresh meat for him. He’s super healthy and a strong boy.

  • @teleporter777
    @teleporter777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You should do these videos as premieres! petition for this pleasseeeeee!

  • @krayhunt2075
    @krayhunt2075 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last story was amazing

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh. Hell. No. Let's dance.
    I lost it. :'-D