Parkzer answers ''business'' questions for 20 minutes
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It’s so professional of Parkzer to answer the questions so clearly while actively dying of hypothermia.
thats just how business men have meetings in typhoonland
Extremely professional of him to fire his firearm at us 😤. He will be hearing from me in court soon
@@justinchen9071 But he is also your lawyer
''it's just good business''
A true professional!
This should be called "Parkzer slowly freezes to death while Doug and Berry desperately attempt to keep him alive to ask more questions "
lol
kinda suspicious we never saw parkzer again after this stream
True@@NovaDelta
lmfao
@@NovaDeltaNo he was in the cook off.
evidence for parkzer being a cat:
- is repelled by water
- is drawn to warm spots (like hot water) and gets drowsy
- is doug's friend
parkzer catboy arc
-hello squirrel
Also doesn’t want to admit he loves Doug. Cats hate to admit they love people
this is an incredibly good theory, why does it make so much sense
real
This is reverse torture. Parkzer is subjecting himself to a horrible condition, while Doug and Berry are doing their best to stop the situation from Harming Parkzer, instead of Parkzer just stopping subjecting himself to the situation.
If it wasn't for the business questions, it could just as easily be Doug in the ColdTub.
That’s called masochism
You just described parenting
Right as I read this comment Doug hit him with the bouncy castle
doug being endlessly committed to bits vs. parkzer being the ultimate (in comedic terms) straight man is so perfect. there is nobody quite as dry as parkzer and when contrasted with doug's chaos tornado it's just so good. the stars aligned to make this friendship happen and we are so blessed
i could see a few things more dry than him, maybe even a few drinks
Parkzer is literally soaking wet, the opposite of dry
@@WhiteWolf-lm7gjyeah did they even watch the video
Parkzer is starting to enter his bit era
I need to say that I was accidentally the 666th like on this comment
Parkzer constantly getting back in the water despite trying to dry off on the side of the hot tub for multiple minutes is just so funny
"the funny man is saying yes, the camera operator is saying no"
i live by those words
your honor the funny man made me do it
@@pedrov.8087…You’re free to go.
The character development of Parkzer is great, from the start he was a quiet, confused and gun owning guy. But now he's quiet, confused and gun owning guy who knows dougdoug.
I still wonder what Parkzer works with, i guess finance but i do not know
@@fatpug2.081he's a lawyer, a gun owner and a cop
@@zorzetto2149no he's not a lawyer, cop, plastic surgeon, or anything else that's illegal to impersonate. He is a breast milk drinker, hotdog vendor, five star chef, etc.
@@someone24688 He shot chat D:
@@someone24688 wink
Parkzer: I started answering only the good questions.
Also Parkzer: What is the most financially affordable price for a missile launch for somebody with a middle-class income?
I see no issue there.
I don't understand. Are you insinuating that's not a good question? There is no doubt the question is an excellent serious question about finances
It's rather unclear to me from the video whether the first part of that question was about a missile launcher (weapon) or a missile launch (vehicle mission), but the former can actually be surprisingly interesting.
Heavy ordnance like that may seem like a super illegal thing to own, but due to the arbitrary technicalities of firearm laws, it might be entirely plausible for an average person to have a shoulder-fired launcher on display on a shelf, or a howitzer in their backyard (especially if it's been deactivated), and it's individual rounds of ammunition that would be legally scrutinized. Supply would still likely drive the prices up, especially if you're looking for a historical item in good condition, but as far as heavy weapons go, missile launchers specifically are (intrinsically) fairly cheap, since the missile itself is the real sophisticated weapon and the launcher is just a launch platform with some electronics to facilitate the deployment of that missile.
He did specify he does business primarily in America
@@beingsactual i believe just like fully automatic firearms, explosive rounds would actually be legal as long as you meet certain requirements, obviously FFL license and something odd about allowing law enforcement to use the equipment to train
I like how Doug asking Parkzer "Can you keep going?" isnt just "No, i cant" it's "Yes, it's possible, but i will die."
A born and bred black company salary man
"Targets are not human beings" -- serial killer Parkzer.
He butchers thousands of Captain Crunch per day! 🫢
Glad to know parkzer is expanding his hobbies, panda law school doesnt help the bills as much.
Parkzer is a human chat gpt, might judge your question, but it'll answer it anyway
“As a language model, I don’t have opinions or feelings but”
“I’m not actually a lawyer, but”
"it"
I think he's a robot
FNV Yes Man
@@xaviersavard6343 wish he was more like FISTO 😢
I can't believe the bacon question made it into the DougDoug cinematic universe
It truly stretches time and space and hits when you least expect it. Doug’s delivery and double down were excellent, Schlatt would be proud
I know, right? I just know that "Schloggies" is smiling down from heaven
@@crow_of_judgmentheaven?
@@koli4213 just trying to be optimistic
@@crow_of_judgment old schloggie wasnt too optimistic about the lives he took
The juxtaposition between Parkzer talking actual, serious business advice, and then Twitch chat spamming "CASTLE!" is too funny
They were also just spamming SQUIRREL
hot tub parkzer is the closest we'll ever get to seeing him on drugs
Actually he said the meth stream will be coming soon
besides that time he streamed while on mega meth
you never know, maybe hes always on drugs?
At times he does mimic someone on drugs during this
I like how Doug is being the reasonable one, telling Parkzer to get out, but only because he needs Parkzer to be able to eat the seafood.
They're literally a comedy movie duo. Doug is the chaotic idiot who, while having some awareness on the comedy of the situations he puts himself in he's still a character and thus his idiocy becomes his demise and Parkzer is the straight man who, while not having the most awareness on the comedy of the situations Doug puts the both of them in, being more dry and taking more things at face value, his analytical nature gives him foresight that ends up saving both of them.
Doug and Parkzer feature film when?
yes
literally disco elysium
Parker is objectively more wet that Doug, Doug isn't the one in the cold tub
Parker's great because he pretends to be a normal guy who is just trying to reign in Doug's madness, but then he'll put somebody's phone in a plate of potatoes and act like everyone else is weird for questioning why.
"The funny man is saying yes", delivered with all the deadpan energy of a power point presentation. Parkzer is the best.
Berry's cackle when Parkzer said that he wasn't child friendly had me rolling
Parker is, but under Doug's influence things can change
So polite to the squirrel 14:56
That the kind of greeting a president gives
Parkzer is such a creature. Just an absolute specimen.
"my tie is erect" - Parker, 2023
"Hello, squirrel" - Parkzer, 2023
As this point, I feel like Parkzer needs his own clips channel, but at the same time that would remove any good content Doug posts now
I really dont understand why the side character has all the channels and the main character isnt even in all the videos
Are you penguin doug?
Good content Doug posts NOW? Implying his content without Parkzer was ever good?
@@blobfishchin but twitch chat is in all the videos
@@blobfishchin see its like Sherlock Holmes the smart character doesn't have anything because there isn't much point, and the dumb side character is relegated to tracking the amazing life of the smart one
It's funny how paranoid Parkzer is about them zooming the camera in on his face because they were doing it so often they traumatized him.
I just noticed the title in the stream says explicitly "until he gets cold" and Parkzer's just literally cold the entire time
i friggin love the part where parkzer said hello to the squirrel like how he says hello to douglas douglas
"Hello Squirrel."
I love how Parkzer is explaining the housing marker while chat is hyperfixating on the bouncy castle
"Don't buy something unless you can afford two of it."
I've never heard of this advice before, but like wow, that makes a lot of sense.
I feel like the funniest part was around 12:38 when he stood up and tried to fire at the camera, he looks so short.
I love a good 20 minute clip
I love how the water seemingly removes half of his torso 0:28
That's how light works, have you never seen water before???
@@nondescripthandle212 no shit, I’m pointing it out because it’s funny lmfao
What exactly is going on with Parkzer? No matter what, he sounds like a professional. Icam pretty sure you could throw him out of a plane without a parachute and instead of screaming in fear and cursing you, he will cite the paragraph which defines the time you have to serve in jail for that. Calm and always according to the actual state the crime happened in.
Parkzer had an extremely calm disposition for being in an ice bath.
"So the options boil down to--
Boil? I'm not boiling
So the options come down to..." *continues*
Based on sentence structure, something can be implied here.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Imagine hiring a respectable looking man, parkzer, as your business consultant for anything and when looking him up online seeing this stuff instead. I’d hire him on the spot.
his past as a pornstar is definitely questionable too
Yeah, but being a lawyercop gun expert more than makes up for it.
I’m not even a minute in and already this looks like a frat house’s backyard. They’re two friends where one is a business major and the other is undecided
The other Bro 😎 studied explaining things with food until AI took his livelihood. Now he seeks revenge by repeatedly lobotomizing AIs while being mocked by the voices chatting in his head.
this is the longest clip I've ever seen, this is great I love this long form content on the clips channel let's go!!!!!
Yeah. I feel like Luka should hear that he truly is an official member of the DougDoug Cinematic Universe. With lengthy clips like this, it feels like a video from one of the classic channels. Keep up the clips channel; long and short!
This is just Parkzer slowly going insane inside a cold pool while he answers professional business questions.
I love how short parkzer looks when he is standing in the water
The dedication that Parkzer just stayed in the pool despite almost having a cold shock is truly inspiring. I was freezing along with him
While Parkzer said that he's never done meth, he never mentioned anything about getting high off of water, as we can see that he did here.
Thank you Doug Doug clips editor(luka) for bringing us 20 minutes of pure parkzer
I love how every time parkzer does a Q&A theres a few genuine questions completely derails whatever Doug is doing.
12:43 short parkzer is everything I didnt know I needed in life
I love how small parkzer’s legs look
They hit him with the legendary "Shlatt"'s question. Unlimited bacon, but no more videogames, or games, unlimited games, but no games.
Sark*
Sark*
Why is the one place I remember that line from the Google translate splatoon 3 video.
JSchliterus*
Parkzer: "I only answered some of the serious questions"
Also Parkzer: "What is the most financially affordable price for a missile launcher on a middle class income"
Parkzer takes home self defense very seriously
I started playing the vid thinking I would only watch part of it before my nap bit it has been so immensely enticing that I watched the full thing without even noticing the 20 min had passed. Parkzer's voice is so nice and I can't get enough of this amazing man and his very serious explanations 💕💕💕
I can't believe they got asked the Chuckle Sandwich question lol
It's not the chuckle sandwich question. It's the failed genie school question 🙄
@@SophiaAstatineTou sound like you took unlimited games, but didn’t notice that you’d get no games
@@KWBR1123 You take the fucking bacon.
I just love how a person sits in a Cold Tub, suffers and yet, gives important info, while chat is just "THE CASTLE RAN AWAY".
The best part of comedy. The educational portion!
Ted Talks should be given this way.
Parkzer’s answer to the basement question was given with enough confidence that I can only assume it was from experience.
Man Parkzer is the best. I think we should make a ParkPark channel.
Parkzer never fails to make us buss
iness
I swear reading chat while Parkzer is suffering is something else.
This was actually pretty informative, thank you parkzer for suffering for the content haha
Maybe the real Hot tub were the lawyers we met along the way
Only Doug would end a video with "hello"
Parkzer standing in the water looks like a gnome and I can't stop laughing
I love the contrast of Parkzers seriousness and everything Doug stands for. It is absurdly hilarious
I like how he gets high on water
It’s always a treat to see Parkzer on the channel.
Parkzer is such an incredible character because he is one hundred per cent entirely serious. He’s the perfect foil to everyone else.
Wow, I can't believe Parkzer is a tsundere catgirl.
Parkzer better get a large amount of freshy laundered, still warm towels after this.
they both told parkzer so many times that he can leave and he just doesn’t
Doug and Parkzer are a comedic duo that always make me smile.
Genuine friendship goals :)
So I've never watched Saw before, but this is what I expect it's like.
Parkzer thinking he's zoomed in on was super funny
10:57 Parkzer screams in lowercase 😂
9:33 dang it.
The implication that he does really love DougDoug
2:45 I ALMOST SPIT MY WATER OUT AT THIS YOU CANT JUST BRING THIS UP LIKE THAT
parkzer is like an alien pretending to be a human while dougdoug is a human pretending to be an alien
When parkzer is standing in the water and the water is warped in a way that make him seem so tiny is peak comedy
I like how the stream caption says (until he gets cold) and Parkzer immediately starts shivering as soon as he steps in.
i love that his whole thing is not joking about anything and taking everything as genuine
"I don't have chat, I am wet" I love this
I feel like DougDoug fans would definitely buy Parkzer plushies.
Doug saying "I can pee on you- like a jellyfish" cracked me up way more than it should've. XD
Parkzer standing in the pool looks 3 foot tall, making him the mini lawyer.
Parkzer generally does a great job as the straight man. In his and Doug's comedic duo.
Parkzer absolutely doubling and tripling down on staying in the water while complaining the whole time is so real.
"my tie is erect" is the best business quote i ever heard it helped me start my own business
Take a shot every time Parkzer says literally
The liquid saps his strength.
Within the first minute, Parkzer is already saying things like "My tie is erect."
Parkzer is a national treasure, we need to protect him at all cost
I love how knowledgeable parkzer is. Truly the best character
i love dougdoug “clips”
“Ahhhh, so dizzy but so warm”
Doug: "Can I borrow your hot tube?"
"Yeah, but it's not an actually function hot tube. It doesn't heat."
Doug: "I see no problem with that."
the tub didn't need to be heated, parkzer brought all the hotness himself
0:55 that is such a parkzer answer but oddly adorable
14:56 just so professional "hello squirrel."
"Hello, Squirrel"
- Parkzer
0:40 "AAAHAHA!"-parkzer's final words before being crushed by a giant bouncy castle (for some reason)
doug treats parkzer either like a toddler, like an alien, or the love of his life