@@ahmadfaiz1042 I can just imagine Kirby being like "poyo poyo" in a cute voice but then after someone attacks him, he chuckles and in a deep voice says "idiot". Then he sucks all the air out of their lungs, and goes back to being a happy puff ball. I've always seen Kirby as a peaceful-until-provoked being. He's not evil but if you attack him he'll make you regret it. Kirby is the world's cutest anti-hero.
@@foodluver7779 Chief Cameos 01:05 Initial Battle: Chief v. Mario 17:07 Chief interrupts Sonic v. Kirby 36:05 Chief v. Chief 2.0 interrupts Matt v. Snake 40:41 Lendegle suggests secret Chief 2.0 boss battle 47:56 Chief V. Kirby 48:21 Chief Wins?
honestly the fact that literally the first person to die in the tournament kept coming back to life out of nowhere and still won on a technicality is fucking iconic
It is oddly disturbing that even AI knows how completely broken Kirby actually is. It's also 100% in character for Master Chief to just come back outta nowhere and pull a win out of his ass
I personally think Kirby had the last laugh because the question mark is a red flag for something being wrong but will never know what happened. Include the fact Kirby can hold multiple copy abilities while being leagues more wicked then cannon and you could theorize anything about what you think happened without getting looks from others like your high
Snake's character development. His sorrow from killing Kratos turned to madness as he ruthlessly killed Matt while maniacally laughing, to eventually his Insanity, personified as "Mr. Dream" while fighting Kirby. Truly one of the stories of all time.
The artworks really pull it together: it so cool to see master chief get knocked out by a squishy hammer, link crying over the friend he was forced to destroy, Or Ghandi using his laser eyes to impale Steve.
I completely lost it when Kirby copied Armstrong. There's simply nothing quite like the thought of a pink puffball shouting "Nanomachines son!" in a cute Kirby voice.
things we learned: -Link can learn the hadookan which is seemingly sentient and a physical object -Ghandi has heat vision -Trevor from gta can go supersayain and it makes him suicidal -Matt wii sorts can kill sans with no effort -Solid snake can kill kratos with a bit of effort -Dwayne Johnson is a mutual friend of ghandi and the doomsayer -Ghandi and doomslayer are equally matched and in a never ending stalemate across countless timelines -Master chief constantly invades other peoples battles for no reason -Ghandi will be playable in the BotW dlc -Kirby can turn people into tiny pink puffballs -Kirby is a sick masochistic fuck (stop replying that I mixed up sadism and masochism I was just quoting doug) -Super sonic is a separate character from sonic and he is the leader of all superheroes *(At this point the original comment stopped so I started editing in things people said in the replies cause why not, lets see how far it goes)* -Kratos is a powerful philosophical mastermind that can make people question reality so much to the point where they commit suicide, even if he dies beforehand -Master chief has a better copy of himself, Master Chief 2.0 -Solid snake is good friends with Dream -Ghandi sold his soul to the Devil -Tails is a hedgehog and a girl -Somehow the AI managed to get the cops involved with the one black dude -Mr Bean apparently does the narration for documentaries -Kirby commited massive manslaughter -Tails deserves prizes for shooting sonic -Armstrong and kirby are pokemon -Doomguy can deflect a nuke with a chainsaw -Master Chief fucks with the final tournament and somehow wins -Dragon born has a button in place of his face that makes it harder for enemies to aim -both Ghandi and Doomguy are famous Indian personalitie
Also Kratos is a powerful philosophical mastermind that can make people question reality so much to the point where they commit suicide, even if he dies beforehand
KIRBYS A FUCKING BOSS HE IS LITERALLY A GOD ITS IN THE STORY, NO MATTER WHAT HE COULD WIN THEORETICALLY ANYTHING BECAUSE IN THE GAMES AND ANIME HE PRETTY MUCH CANT FUCKING DIE
somehow Armstrong literally just making trevor kill himself is the most disturbing death in this entire tournament. like imagine the levels of sheer fucking *hopelessness* you have to instill in someone from your presence alone to make a powered-up enraged madman with no restraint decide to kill himself on the spot immediately rather than face you in combat. it's like trying to win a fistfight against a main battle tank.
Bro, that fight between Ghandi and Doom Guy was a fucking battle for the ages. Just two absolute demigods fighting for days, destroying everything around them in the process, and having to go through multiple realities before a winner was decided. Absolutely magnificent.
What makes it even better is the fact that they are the complete opposite of each other, Ghandi being a man of peace and serenity while the doom slayer is almost the pure embodyment of rage and agression who has murdered billions in his own
That’s definitely Doug’s fault for not typing in “And Master-Chief died a horrible and instant death from which he will never return from, not even with nano machines son.”
"They must take each other's weapon and armor." Is honestly a funny mental image. Just Mario in armor way too damn big for him, and Master Chief stretching out Mario's fucking overalls and wearing the M hat.
Master chief started as a side character to be disposed of immediately, then survived his first battle and trained with his doppleganger, made several cameos as minor characters who was simply brushed off or ignored, and then finally was strong enough to surprise and defeat the final victor. Truly a revolution in character development.
I love the continuing dynamic of friends killing friends, suicide and Kirby’s sadistic torture methods throughout the entire thing. Some of my favourite moments have to be when Solid Snake is thanking Kratos for being such a good mentor while he bleeds out at his feet; Link cradling his former friend Mario as he slowly dies, unsure wether or not the means he took to achieve his goal were justified by the ends; Kirby’s many moments where he appears to toy with his victims before brutally murdering them in a single blow, and, who could forget; Master Chief’s surprise return to claim the ultimate victory.
18:00 Why did you make me go back in the video to look at it *Why would you do that to me* I removed the memory immediately but now it is stuck what have you done
"This is one of the few events that is triggerable without player action" had me howling for like ten minutes. PLEASE do another one of these it was so good.
Yes dude. This time give us Scorpion, Marcus Fenix, Cloud Strife, Samus Aran, Megaman, Donkey Kong, and Gordon Freeman in the tournament along with other gaming characters.
"Trevor is struck by an evil force that causes him to go insane and kill himself." You mean...the player found a cliff and wondered "Does this game have ragdoll physics?"
Rewatching this video, I love how the Gandhi/Doomguy fight's first sentence was "The fight goes on for an eternity." given how long it took to resolve lmao
Just realized that "why'd you shoot yourself when we had so many other options? that's just dumb." was Kirby mocking Snake for his attempted suicide at the end of his first fight. Kirby truly did start fighting dirty
I Completely lost it everytime they tried to bring Master Chief into the story. It was so random and the fact that it happened on multiple occasions had me dead.
Kirby’s face at the end when master chief won was just like “Bro wtf I killed like 10+ people to win this tournament and now you pull a last minute movie cliché thing? Fuck off, Master Chief.”
Things I learned today: -Mario and Link are close friends -Link also somehow learned how to use the Hadouken during his fight with Ryu -Gandhi has a nuke rocket launcher and laser eyes. He's also a playable character in Breath of the Wild DLC -Diamond Shields exist in vanilla Minecraft -Senator Armstrong and Kirby are both Pokémon... somehow -Super Sonic and Sonic are two different beings as opposed to the former being a transformation for the latter -There's a Master Chief 2.0
Kirby: Broke Snake's spine Sucked all the air out of his lungs Broke his nose Turned him into a slave Turned him into a small puffball Used a magic staff to destroy all of his weapons He remembered Snake's suicide from another timeline He called him the dreaded "idiot" Its amazing how the AI managed to keep Kirby completely in character
9:16 In civilization, a world leader’s aggression level can be anywhere from 1-250, and Ghandi starts at 1, but when leaders develop democracy, their aggression level lowers by 2, putting Ghandi in the negatives, which end up looping around, so he instantly goes from a 1 to a 250, making him nuke everyone constantly.
@@alpho789 I’m gonna play the most chronically online move possible and keep my statement as factual because I don’t want to double check. Have a good day though.
@@alpho789no. This isn't a hoax. It was patched after it was noticed, so it doesn't do it any longer, but when the game first came out ghandi would go nuclear after going democratic. That is why firaxis has made it a joke in civ 5 and 6.
@@Dylan-yy3rwIt actually is a hoax and never happened. Look up "Nuclear Ghandi" on Wikipedia (yes it has it's own page lol) You can look at reference 10 which is an excellent video on nuclear ghandi or reference 4 which is straight up just sid meiers memoir lol
What's both hilarious and terrifying to me is that over the course of Kirby's battles, you can see him succumb to pure madness, in a manner similar to Dark Matter. He even uses attacks that have connections to Dark Matter, like the Dream Portals- a similar move is used by Magalor Soul in Return To Dreamland. Had Kirby kept going, had Master Chief not defeated him, it could very well have meant the end of the universe. Kirby lore is fucking terrifying
Genuinely, after almost everything in Forgotten Land, seeing Kirby in this devolve into the sociopathic world destroyer he has the potential to be was really what I needed
right? it was unexpectedly really cool, honestly. also in the snake fight, kirby taps into those abilities as well, using seemingly reality altering abilities.
PLEASE do this again! The fights themselves were hilarious but the bonus artwork was just icing on the cake. I found myself excited to see what the art would be each time.
I love how NovelAI is semi-logical stories, and InferKit is good, phases into nonsense, lol. “Hadoken attacks Ryu relentlessly!” “Link kills Ryu with Hadoken!”
@@Icecream_man with a lot of fairies he is essentially immortal for all intents and purposes and repeatedly has had to kill what is essentially the god/incarnation of evil or whatever, he's really powerful
The matchup between Link and Mario was one for the books, to great friends, now pitted against each other, ends quickly, but not in vain for as Link is by Mario's side til the very end, a true hero.
“The winner would get to have their victory be featured in a documentary that aired in India and was narrated by Mr Bean” …how the hell does an ai even come up with this
Mario thinking that Link is going to kill Peach, only for Mario to die and tell Link to save Peach, and then Link has to tell himself that Mario was going to kill Peach, is true writing.
I love how Kirby didn't just KILL snake. He turned him into his slave, started mocking him about his combat abilities while he was severely hurt, and THEN murdered him.
Love how left side of the bracket is filled with drama. Link vs Mario emotional battle of friends, Ghandi and Doomguy trying to understand each other motives, long showdown between Ghandi and Link. And then on the right side its just Kirby brutally digesting everyone in 2 minutes
I love how Sonic vs Kirby was just a bunch of characters telling them not to fight. Master Cheif saying "This is the worst thing we've ever seen" is killing me.
Honestly, having Armstrong winning by not even doing anything, Doomguy straight up executing the Dragonborn, and Kirby winning against everyone is all surprisingly accurate.
The fact that Master Chief was beaten early in the tournament, repeatedly appeared to mess with everyone else’s fights, lost to Kirby and a pile of ashes, and was then declared the winner anyways is amazing.
I love how the end can technically be up for interpretation because of the ?, meaning something is off but you don’t know what. For all you know demonic Kirby pulled a last laugh and possessed him (remember, earlier on with snake Kirby had the power to make people unwilling clones, whose to say Kirby doesn’t have a ace in the hole)
Mario and master chief instantly driving off a cliff, melting in lava while just staring at each other with hate in his eyes and then leaving as if they did anything is such a funny image
I mean, SPARTAN IIs, (Which Chief is.) have a lotta augmentations one such increases pain tolerance, they can get shot and not feel a thing ever. Or be burning and feel no pain. In addition SPARTAN armor is made of titanium they’re bones practically are too. . .
I love how in this tournament there's a clear hero and villain that clash in the finals. Link is shown to be a serious fighter, but he's also compassionate. Kirby however is crazed maniac with an unwavering intent to kill and consume.
As great as this was these are probably the most depressing battles that really encapsulate the horror that is gladiator style fights to the death. The way Mario begged for Link to save Peach even as he was dying, the way Snake couldn't live with the long term guilt of slaying his well-known mentor, father, and friend, Kratos....Even the reveal of Kirby's true nature as a hunger filled demon...It all really makes you reflect on life as a whole. That being said it was fucking awesome when it worked.
hilariously, as link is the hero of time, he probably just realized that he was standing outside of time waiting for his next reincarnation, as he was easily defeated by a little puff ball
Obviously, the fire ball faked his death. But according to the rules, Link still lost as he was "killed", so he was just standing there wondering how he could have been outwitted! That or this was Smash Bros and he had an extra stock, but technically it was first stock death wins.
Was master chief the only one that didn't die but lost before the final round? Also I love the call back that Kirby did when he was fighting snake "why did you shoot yourself there are so many other options" recalling snakes last match up where he killed his dad, Kratos, and then shot himself being unable to handle the grief and guilt from killing the man who taught him, raised him, and showed him how to LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!!
I like how it took 5 episodes for Ghandi to actually kill Doomguy, not for lack of trying. Maybe he is a pacifist but when he brings out the nuke he's just that pissed
ARTWORK TIMESTAMPS Here's a timestamp for every gorgeous Artwork from each battle: Careful spoilers!!! 4:30 Mario vs. Master Chief 8:55 Link vs. Ryu 11:00 Gandhi vs. Minecraft Steve 13:00 Doomguy vs. Skyrim 14:49 Senator Armstrong vs. Trevor 18:01 Kirby vs. Sonic 19:18 Matt vs. Sands 22:15 Snake vs. Kratos 26:23 Mario vs Link 33:02 Gandhi vs Doomguy 34:40 Senator Armstrong vs. Kirby 37:40 Matt vs. Snake 40:32 Link vs Gandhi 44:47 Kirby vs. Snake 47:27 Link vs. Kirby 47:47 The victor... 48:28 The REAL victor WTF???
I love the idea that there’s some kind of otherworldly being named Jim watching the fight between Trevor and Armstrong and it just decided to instantly kill Trevor for absolutely no reason.
He knew he needed Armstrong to advance to the semifinals so Kirby could get the nanomachines and become too durable to kill, thus guaranteeing his victory Jim must be a Kirby main
Tbf Armstrong was nice to Raiden when he thought he was getting through to him. Picked up him dusted him off and went in for the handshake. Wouldn't call that sadistic. Sundowner was sadistic. Armstrong is just batshit fucking insane
This is such a true gamer moment. CIV Gandhi vs Doomguy. Kirby being a complete horror show. Link vs mario being emotional. Matt outmemeing sans. This is one of the best tournaments of all time.
@@AnimatedTerror Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi was an Indian lawyer, anti-colonial nationalist and political ethicist who employed nonviolent resistance to lead the successful campaign for India's independence from British rule, and to later inspire movements for civil rights and freedom across the world. -Wikipedia Also, spelling mistakes happen, I know crazy
Can we talk about how Matt won by knocking sans out of the ring just like in wii sports resort's swordplay duel? my man didn't just win. He won by turning the fight into HIS fight
@@baofleurence7650 I will die on the hill that it shouldnt have counted. He counted him falling as a hit even though it wasnt confirmed and also the explosion which means Snake didnt deliver the final blow.
The best part about master chief returning to other battles to me is that he was one of the only fighters who DIDN'T die in their rounds, meaning it was entirely plausible for him to come back several times.
man, this one is so great. coming back to it after almost a year, this was my introduction to dougdoug and i couldn't be happier to shout RIGGED with chat all the time
I love the fact that master chief died in the first round, yet somehow kept reappearing at random points and was given the win after link and Kirby beat him. He lost twice and won.
i kind of like the concept of doom guy being ghandis rival. doom guy is all about action, and justice by violence. But if ghandi were in a situation that could be solved by violence like domguy, he would just try and protest about it, and probably end up letting it happen. doom guy would never forgive ghandi for not taking action. and ghandi would never forgive doomguy for his violent actions.
27:40 This got me absolutely rolling. The fact that the seemingly more sensible of the two AI brought Mr Bean into a fight between Ghandi and Doomguy is incredible.
doomguy executing random civilians for no reason, dodging a nuke, and then gandhi getting literally blasted all the way to india, and the whole thing being put into a documentary narrated by mr bean NOT ROWAN ATKINSON BUT MR BEAN, was such a fucking insane wombo combo i was legit crying from laughing at this video
I love how absolutely unhinged the Link vs Ryu fight was, like the AI seemed to simultaneously treat ‘HADOKEN’ as an object that can be flung back at the user and also a separate entity, free to make its own decisions.
The AI is stupid for making kratos making him lost against snake who's just some veteran Soldier well kratos is a god that is thousands of times stronger than any human
Kirby was so confident in his ability, he didn't even resort to any of Sonic's speed or abilities to win the fight. With that, he could have easily blitzed Snake. What an epic saga.
Can we all agree that this is the best story ever? "Sonic is about to fight Kirby, but then Tails come to his aid, he shoots an arrow, but unfortunately miss. "I won't miss again", says Tails, as he shoots another arrow, hitting straight into Sonic's face. At this point, Master Chief enters the scene. "I would have never expected you two to fight each other in front of a fast food restaurant", he says."
"This is one of the three events in Civilization that can be triggered without player interaction" I'm losing it imagining the entire Ghandi vs Doom Slayer fight is an in game event from Civilization being described on the Wiki, lore and all
It's crazy how much Ghandi seems to confuse the A.I. The fact that it keeps trying to turn it into a game of Civilization is great, and so is the fact that they keep giving him laser eyes randomly.
"called him every name in the book, including the dreaded 'idiot' " is such a raw line I can't believe it was made by an ai
Dont forget Kirby is the one saying it
@@ahmadfaiz1042 I can just imagine Kirby being like "poyo poyo" in a cute voice but then after someone attacks him, he chuckles and in a deep voice says "idiot".
Then he sucks all the air out of their lungs, and goes back to being a happy puff ball.
I've always seen Kirby as a peaceful-until-provoked being. He's not evil but if you attack him he'll make you regret it. Kirby is the world's cutest anti-hero.
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same
It feels so kirby-like for him to think that "Idiot" is one of the worst insults in the book
HADOKEN betraying Ryu was a plot twist even M Night Shyamalan couldn't think of
the chat makes this even more hilarious
Seriously though what the hell happened. That made no damn sense
Ryu fired a Hadoken, then link slashed the Hadoken to send it flying back at Ryu. It happens in every Zelda game.
@our hero oh god, bots
@@lucianobradley5996
Either a effect parry, or a mirror shield.
I love the fact that the AI immediately regrets making Master Chief lose early, so it just slaps him as a cameo in the later fights
based ai ngl
timestamp for all cameos?
@@foodluver7779 Chief Cameos
01:05 Initial Battle: Chief v. Mario
17:07 Chief interrupts Sonic v. Kirby
36:05 Chief v. Chief 2.0 interrupts Matt v. Snake
40:41 Lendegle suggests secret Chief 2.0 boss battle
47:56 Chief V. Kirby
48:21 Chief Wins?
Waiting for Master Chief 3.0
Master Chief will be the surprised antagonist for the next story arc now seeking revenge
43:52 Kirby calling Snake dumb for shooting himself at the end of his fight with Kratos was genius storytelling.
I can’t decide if I STILL like Kirby
They clearly used the Kirby's Avalanche version of the Pink Puff lol
@@theoverseer1775 Yeah, the real Kirby can’t even talk
@@TheErikalovey kirby does talk, you just hear it from the npcs.
@@TheErikaloveyyes Kirby does, Kirby speaks Poyo.
honestly the fact that literally the first person to die in the tournament kept coming back to life out of nowhere and still won on a technicality is fucking iconic
Well, Chief never actually died. He was pretty much the only fighter to only get knocked unconscious at the end of the fight
@@smiley280 So, Master Chief is a sore loser?
@@Norinia No. Master Chief is a sore winner.
@@smiley280 Spartans never die. He was jus MIA
Cortana didnt pick him bc of luck.
she picked him because he's Chips Dubbo's Brother
It is oddly disturbing that even AI knows how completely broken Kirby actually is.
It's also 100% in character for Master Chief to just come back outta nowhere and pull a win out of his ass
Canocial luck ftw.
is that a spanish sex bot in a DougDoug comment reply? or maybe its portugese
@@Borealis109 Yeah, that's spanish.... And... For some reason Is talking about... Exercise?? This bots are so frickin' dumb.
@@Borealis109 your user name is peak fiction.
I personally think Kirby had the last laugh because the question mark is a red flag for something being wrong but will never know what happened. Include the fact Kirby can hold multiple copy abilities while being leagues more wicked then cannon and you could theorize anything about what you think happened without getting looks from others like your high
Kirby saying "nanomachines, son" is so fucking threatening and would likely cause all to surrender
Just as I read this I heard him say it lol
Kirby definitely hardened in response to physical trauma alright
Poyomachines, son
He can break dedede in two with his bare hands
“I'm eating the mother of all omelettes Jack!”
Also Raiden or Sam should absolutely be a contestant
Snake's character development. His sorrow from killing Kratos turned to madness as he ruthlessly killed Matt while maniacally laughing, to eventually his Insanity, personified as "Mr. Dream" while fighting Kirby. Truly one of the stories of all time.
The artworks really pull it together: it so cool to see master chief get knocked out by a squishy hammer, link crying over the friend he was forced to destroy, Or Ghandi using his laser eyes to impale Steve.
doublecheck the Atomic One's name
They should send this to Death Battle and have them animate these epic fights.
@@christophergonzalez3973 Yes
@@christophergonzalez3973 totally
Hell ye
I completely lost it when Kirby copied Armstrong. There's simply nothing quite like the thought of a pink puffball shouting "Nanomachines son!" in a cute Kirby voice.
You know, Kirby hardens and causes physical trauma to his opponents
Nanomachines, poyo!
This needs to become a meme RIGHT NOW
@@sharktos3218 when the AI said Kirby ate the punch i was wondering if the copy ability would come into play, and it did, to hilarious effect.
Poyo machines waddle dee
Masterchief clearly losing at the end and then being declared the winner anyway was fucking perfect.
Writing that rivals the show
I know right?!
This is in character for chief, he was assumed to be dead many time only to re appear victorious
@@majora919 Spartans never die...
@@majora919 this is also in character for Kirby to assume his enemies are dead only to have to kill them again.
I love how Kirby of all people turned into a psychopathic killer ripping off noses, burning people alive, and tearing apart Armstrong
Classic Kirby, Devourer of Gods, Sayer of Poyos
Not only that, he also called people the dreaded “idiot”
things we learned:
-Link can learn the hadookan which is seemingly sentient and a physical object
-Ghandi has heat vision
-Trevor from gta can go supersayain and it makes him suicidal
-Matt wii sorts can kill sans with no effort
-Solid snake can kill kratos with a bit of effort
-Dwayne Johnson is a mutual friend of ghandi and the doomsayer
-Ghandi and doomslayer are equally matched and in a never ending stalemate across countless timelines
-Master chief constantly invades other peoples battles for no reason
-Ghandi will be playable in the BotW dlc
-Kirby can turn people into tiny pink puffballs
-Kirby is a sick masochistic fuck
(stop replying that I mixed up sadism and masochism I was just quoting doug)
-Super sonic is a separate character from sonic and he is the leader of all superheroes
*(At this point the original comment stopped so I started editing in things people said in the replies cause why not, lets see how far it goes)*
-Kratos is a powerful philosophical mastermind that can make people question reality so much to the point where they commit suicide, even if he dies beforehand
-Master chief has a better copy of himself, Master Chief 2.0
-Solid snake is good friends with Dream
-Ghandi sold his soul to the Devil
-Tails is a hedgehog and a girl
-Somehow the AI managed to get the cops involved with the one black dude
-Mr Bean apparently does the narration for documentaries
-Kirby commited massive manslaughter
-Tails deserves prizes for shooting sonic
-Armstrong and kirby are pokemon
-Doomguy can deflect a nuke with a chainsaw
-Master Chief fucks with the final tournament and somehow wins
-Dragon born has a button in place of his face that makes it harder for enemies to aim
-both Ghandi and Doomguy are famous Indian personalitie
No, it wasnt trevor's super sayain that made him kill himself, it was armstrong's evil force
Also Kratos is a powerful philosophical mastermind that can make people question reality so much to the point where they commit suicide, even if he dies beforehand
And also master chief has a better copy if himself, Master Chief 2.0
I can't fucking breathe 💀
To be fair
We already knew the last one.
I love how instantly brutal Kirby is, sucking Snake’s air out of his fucking lungs and proceeding to rip his nose off
tails gets insanely trolled
KIRBYS A FUCKING BOSS
HE IS LITERALLY A GOD ITS IN THE STORY, NO MATTER WHAT HE COULD WIN THEORETICALLY ANYTHING BECAUSE IN THE GAMES AND ANIME HE PRETTY MUCH CANT FUCKING DIE
master chief
In the photo it didn’t even show kirby dead so couldn’t kirby just eat right there.
that's just how kirby be
I can't believe Kirby would call Snake the dreaded "idiot", I've been crying uncontrollably for hours at the thought of doing such a horrible thing.
Do you know his twitter handle? I need to cancel him
@Kermit with an AK wdym villain
kirby would never do that i'm crying and shaking
Oh God, not even Hitler would go that far.
Describing "idiot" as a dreaded insult is the most kirby thing to ever kirby
32:32
"This is one of three events in Civilization VI that can be triggered without player interaction."
im fucking CACKLING
I almost legit died
What would the other 2 be in this context??
Rameses II has an unfortunate tendency to summon demonic plagues, and Abraham Lincoln occasionally gets recruited into the Spartan Program.
somehow Armstrong literally just making trevor kill himself is the most disturbing death in this entire tournament. like imagine the levels of sheer fucking *hopelessness* you have to instill in someone from your presence alone to make a powered-up enraged madman with no restraint decide to kill himself on the spot immediately rather than face you in combat. it's like trying to win a fistfight against a main battle tank.
Nanomachines Son.
Culexus assassins be like
he got the charisma of the entire states
I don't think he killed himself... the evil that consumed him did it. I don't know if I consider it suicide or homicide.
I guess you could say he.... strong armed Trevor into it.
I'll see myself out.
Bro, that fight between Ghandi and Doom Guy was a fucking battle for the ages. Just two absolute demigods fighting for days, destroying everything around them in the process, and having to go through multiple realities before a winner was decided. Absolutely magnificent.
Doom guy calling Ghandi a traitor and fighting him to avenge his friends (that he killed) is what got me
What makes it even better is the fact that they are the complete opposite of each other, Ghandi being a man of peace and serenity while the doom slayer is almost the pure embodyment of rage and agression who has murdered billions in his own
my favourite part of that is at 30:58 where it says "Ghandi and Doomguy, two famous Indian personalities"
@@mrslipnslide251 Ah yes the Slayer's long lost cousin, Bollywood Doomguy.
This is one of three events in civilization VI that can be triggered without player interaction
The best part is technically, Since Master Chief got knocked out instead of killed, _He canonically had a reason to keep coming back._
... oh
I mean, you have a point there.
Yes, you do have a point
That’s definitely Doug’s fault for not typing in “And Master-Chief died a horrible and instant death from which he will never return from, not even with nano machines son.”
He didn't die on camera so therefore he was never dead
"They must take each other's weapon and armor." Is honestly a funny mental image. Just Mario in armor way too damn big for him, and Master Chief stretching out Mario's fucking overalls and wearing the M hat.
Master chief started as a side character to be disposed of immediately, then survived his first battle and trained with his doppleganger, made several cameos as minor characters who was simply brushed off or ignored, and then finally was strong enough to surprise and defeat the final victor. Truly a revolution in character development.
Truly a story for the ages.
Nice spoiler bro
Yeah, nice spoiler 🙄
It was Master Chief 3.0.
@@SimplyDeeSims Don't come to the comment section without watching the video then, genius.
I love the continuing dynamic of friends killing friends, suicide and Kirby’s sadistic torture methods throughout the entire thing. Some of my favourite moments have to be when Solid Snake is thanking Kratos for being such a good mentor while he bleeds out at his feet; Link cradling his former friend Mario as he slowly dies, unsure wether or not the means he took to achieve his goal were justified by the ends; Kirby’s many moments where he appears to toy with his victims before brutally murdering them in a single blow, and, who could forget; Master Chief’s surprise return to claim the ultimate victory.
just realized that all this is basically just grimdark Super Smash Bros
I think the best part was when Gandhi used his “laser eyes” to cut through Steve’s shield. 🤣
The bot wants to bring back Master Chief, but Doug keeps ignoring him til the end
The fact that Master Chief's return makes sense because Mario only knocked him out
@@asierx7047 Matt is not dead either, but he accepts defeat.
Those art pieces are both stunning and horrifying! Thanks for using NovelAI!
The Legend!
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Thanks you for this amazing ai !
It worked
Your guys AI was great
The picture of kirby eating sonic whilst tails watched has disabled my ability to sleep soundly tonight
18:00
Why did you make me go back in the video to look at it
*Why would you do that to me*
I removed the memory immediately but now it is stuck what have you done
The part about Snake beating his enemy, thinking about his dead mentors, and then shooting himself in the head is surprisingly lore accurate
Dude fr
I think its supposed to be solid snake, Not big boss
@@clevercoins5360 miller, big boss, campbell, gray fox, so many of snake's mentors have died as well
Kojima's work is so dense that it sips outside the games
@@NoahHalfSquid don’t forget masterchief
"This is one of the few events that is triggerable without player action" had me howling for like ten minutes. PLEASE do another one of these it was so good.
AGREED I LOVED THIS
Same. This thing is so funny to me, especially master chief coming back to other fights lmao.
Yes dude. This time give us Scorpion, Marcus Fenix, Cloud Strife, Samus Aran, Megaman, Donkey Kong, and Gordon Freeman in the tournament along with other gaming characters.
yeah i want more of this, honestly quite possibly the best dougdoug video yet
The fact that the AI made Kirby say “Nanomachines son” after he copied him is actually impressive
I know right! I thought the ai messed up and gave the wrong dialogue to the wrong character, but no. Honestly terrifying
Funniest part of the video in my opinion .
@@theflatsixth half the time these ai mess up it just gets better
and then the AI fails to tell the two apart until Kirby won.
@@donovanmahan2901 the nanomachines tried to stop armstrong from being eaten but failed
48:27 i love how the ai confused itself with the winner of the tournament with master chief coming out of no where “the winner is… master chief?”
"Trevor is struck by an evil force that causes him to go insane and kill himself."
You mean...the player found a cliff and wondered "Does this game have ragdoll physics?"
Nah, they were playing with the Chaos Mod
@@twinodoom This _entire_ tournament is Chaos.
Drugs. Not even once, man. LOLOLOL
Underrated comment
Mandatory fall damage check
Story: Gandhi jumps into the air a throws a nuke directly at Doomguy
Doug: “THIS COULD BE THE KILL SHOT!”
Story: This nuke does absolutely nothing
Its doomguy. Too angry to die
Lore accurate
Doomguy canonically gets a city dropped on him
Ghandi used Nuclear Bombardment!
But it failed.
I mean it makes sense, this is the Doom Slayer
“Why’d you shoot yourself when you had so many other options?” Jesus, Kirby playing with Snake’s emotions from the fight with Kratos
That one scared me. Kirby can see through the fourth wall.
C O N T I N U I T Y
T H A T ' S J U S T D U M B
B U T I T ' S C O O L
Kratos was his mentor
Rewatching this video, I love how the Gandhi/Doomguy fight's first sentence was "The fight goes on for an eternity." given how long it took to resolve lmao
Master Chief: *Gets absolutely destroyed TWICE*
AI: "Master Chief wins."
Lol at the end it literally said Kirby and Link beat him and then he still gets the W somehow
When you enable cheats
AI: "Master chief lost"
AI: "Oh shit, I meant won"
He's using the Iron Skull.
it's like the AI is a kid in a playground game that keeps making up excuses why it actually won
Just realized that "why'd you shoot yourself when we had so many other options? that's just dumb." was Kirby mocking Snake for his attempted suicide at the end of his first fight. Kirby truly did start fighting dirty
Kirby is power
To be fair, he gained armstrong's powers, might've gained his personality too
@@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast Don't fuck with this POYO
@@SamSphinx I can break Dedede in two. With my bare hands!
@@Mr._Pancakes he literally started eating Dedede classic Maneater style after absorbing Armstrong.
I Completely lost it everytime they tried to bring Master Chief into the story. It was so random and the fact that it happened on multiple occasions had me dead.
Well Spartans never die
I lost it at “Master Chief and Master Chief 2.0”
@@smoogieboogie1694 and the best thing is it wasent bulit up at all. It was just there
@@olp3850 You're right, they only go Missing in Action...
He wanted his redemption arc
Kirby’s face at the end when master chief won was just like “Bro wtf I killed like 10+ people to win this tournament and now you pull a last minute movie cliché thing? Fuck off, Master Chief.”
Things I learned today:
-Mario and Link are close friends
-Link also somehow learned how to use the Hadouken during his fight with Ryu
-Gandhi has a nuke rocket launcher and laser eyes. He's also a playable character in Breath of the Wild DLC
-Diamond Shields exist in vanilla Minecraft
-Senator Armstrong and Kirby are both Pokémon... somehow
-Super Sonic and Sonic are two different beings as opposed to the former being a transformation for the latter
-There's a Master Chief 2.0
"He's also a playable character in Breath of the Wild DLC" - Confirmed
>Mario and Link are close friends
As they damn well should be.
Don't forget that The Rock is a mutual friend of Gandhi and Doomguy
Imagine not knowing about Master Chief 2.0, the best Nintendo character
Super sonic and sonic actually where 2 separate beings at a time look at fleetway super sonic
Kirby:
Broke Snake's spine
Sucked all the air out of his lungs
Broke his nose
Turned him into a slave
Turned him into a small puffball
Used a magic staff to destroy all of his weapons
He remembered Snake's suicide from another timeline
He called him the dreaded "idiot"
Its amazing how the AI managed to keep Kirby completely in character
"I fear no man. But that thing... it scares me."
i trembled when he called him idiot
@@Evannator1 I know right, I thought Kirby was above such profanity
Snake is kirby's sex slave.
How is sucking all the air out of someone’s lungs then ripping their nose of not a lethal move. How is snake gonna breath?
Kirby yelling "Nano machines, son!" After eating senator Armstrong had me laughing to the point of tears
"Poyo, son!"
"Poyo son, I eat you in response to physical trauma"
"I'm eating the mother of all meals here Snake, can't fret over every dish!"
Poyomachines, son!
“POYOMACHINES, SON. YOU CAN’T HURT ME, DEDEDE.”
9:16 In civilization, a world leader’s aggression level can be anywhere from 1-250, and Ghandi starts at 1, but when leaders develop democracy, their aggression level lowers by 2, putting Ghandi in the negatives, which end up looping around, so he instantly goes from a 1 to a 250, making him nuke everyone constantly.
This was confirmed to be a hoax…and then the devs made gandhi have a preference for nukes in civ 5. WELP.
@@alpho789 I’m gonna play the most chronically online move possible and keep my statement as factual because I don’t want to double check. Have a good day though.
@@alpho789no. This isn't a hoax. It was patched after it was noticed, so it doesn't do it any longer, but when the game first came out ghandi would go nuclear after going democratic. That is why firaxis has made it a joke in civ 5 and 6.
Well... That went from 1 to 250 real quick
@@Dylan-yy3rwIt actually is a hoax and never happened. Look up "Nuclear Ghandi" on Wikipedia (yes it has it's own page lol) You can look at reference 10 which is an excellent video on nuclear ghandi or reference 4 which is straight up just sid meiers memoir lol
What's both hilarious and terrifying to me is that over the course of Kirby's battles, you can see him succumb to pure madness, in a manner similar to Dark Matter. He even uses attacks that have connections to Dark Matter, like the Dream Portals- a similar move is used by Magalor Soul in Return To Dreamland. Had Kirby kept going, had Master Chief not defeated him, it could very well have meant the end of the universe.
Kirby lore is fucking terrifying
It really is thoughXD
Just had to.put the butterfly in there it would decimate everyone
God I love kirby lore. Kirby in this tournament became Void Termina in a sort of way.
Genuinely, after almost everything in Forgotten Land, seeing Kirby in this devolve into the sociopathic world destroyer he has the potential to be was really what I needed
right? it was unexpectedly really cool, honestly. also in the snake fight, kirby taps into those abilities as well, using seemingly reality altering abilities.
PLEASE do this again! The fights themselves were hilarious but the bonus artwork was just icing on the cake. I found myself excited to see what the art would be each time.
Same! Especially when Kirby devoured Senator Armstrong.
😎
Yeah, also that link and mario one made me low key feel sorry for him
"This battle is between Gandhi and Doomguy, two famous Indian personalities" is a terribly underrated line.
As an Indian I am disappointed our history books don't teach us the truth 😔
@@Rahul_Sastry Yeah, I had no idea Gandhi was Indian!
@@Rahul_Sastry
Damn.
Doomguy Indian confirmed
Gandhi and doomguy perfectly represents the emotions of Indians. One is non-violence and the other is...RIP AND TEAR!!
I love how NovelAI is semi-logical stories, and InferKit is good, phases into nonsense, lol. “Hadoken attacks Ryu relentlessly!” “Link kills Ryu with Hadoken!”
Also… We have to appreciate how Link is killing all of his friends, lol
@@desmondschneider5397 lol true. I feel like he could have demolished Kirby
@@Icecream_man with a lot of fairies he is essentially immortal for all intents and purposes and repeatedly has had to kill what is essentially the god/incarnation of evil or whatever, he's really powerful
Also, for what it’s worth, Kirby hit Link twice and “Dazed” him, and dazed isn’t dead, so I’m calling bull on the final battle.
@@desmondschneider5397 link turned into ash then as a ghost he was dazed
The matchup between Link and Mario was one for the books, to great friends, now pitted against each other, ends quickly, but not in vain for as Link is by Mario's side til the very end, a true hero.
“The winner would get to have their victory be featured in a documentary that aired in India and was narrated by Mr Bean”
…how the hell does an ai even come up with this
Yes
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time
LMAO how'd the ai even make Mr. Bean of all beings narrate? I guess he's omnipresent.
Mr Bean is eternal
The amount of Lore drope that the AI gave to Gandhi and Doom Slayer fight is amazing.
My fav remains Link vs Mario tho. Super emotional ending.
Fr
Mario thinking that Link is going to kill Peach, only for Mario to die and tell Link to save Peach, and then Link has to tell himself that Mario was going to kill Peach, is true writing.
I love how Kirby didn't just KILL snake. He turned him into his slave, started mocking him about his combat abilities while he was severely hurt, and THEN murdered him.
He literally sucked the air out of snake's lungs
So much of that fight was just Kirby toying with Snake. The battle was over before it had ever even begun as far as Kirby was concerned
I mean Kirby is a literal eldrich horror so, yeah.
He even called him an idiot.
@@evilbird4012 Absolutely dreadful behaviour
Love how left side of the bracket is filled with drama. Link vs Mario emotional battle of friends, Ghandi and Doomguy trying to understand each other motives, long showdown between Ghandi and Link.
And then on the right side its just Kirby brutally digesting everyone in 2 minutes
And Senator Armstrong making Trevor kill himself lol.
Snake is the exception to this, he blew his head off after being forced to kill his mentor Kratos
The fact that the Doomslayer just shreds through the Dragonborn is so fucking funny because it's so in character
Dragonborn brought an ancient Nordic sword to a gun fight, it was their mistake.
Edit: and now I’d love to see Doomslayer vs V1 from Ultrakill.
@@creepyreflection8072 I recently have played Ultrakill and yeah, that would be cool
And it's lore accurate too
“A Burger King in Nebraska” is such a Sonic lore deep cut holy shit
I love how Sonic vs Kirby was just a bunch of characters telling them not to fight. Master Cheif saying "This is the worst thing we've ever seen" is killing me.
Honestly, having Armstrong winning by not even doing anything, Doomguy straight up executing the Dragonborn, and Kirby winning against everyone is all surprisingly accurate.
I agree, I lost it at Armstrong gaslighting Trevor.
Well actually masterchief won… somehow
STANDING HERE, I REALIZE YOU ARE DEAD
@@limeisfine3843 even the ai is confused
@@limeisfine3843 John halo doesn't afraid anything
The fact that Master Chief was beaten early in the tournament, repeatedly appeared to mess with everyone else’s fights, lost to Kirby and a pile of ashes, and was then declared the winner anyways is amazing.
lmao
I love how the end can technically be up for interpretation because of the ?, meaning something is off but you don’t know what. For all you know demonic Kirby pulled a last laugh and possessed him (remember, earlier on with snake Kirby had the power to make people unwilling clones, whose to say Kirby doesn’t have a ace in the hole)
That’s why he’s the master. He was carefully planning his movements so he would win
That's why they call him the Master
Man frickin finished the fight.
The art at the end of each fight is actually incredible
"Idiot" being the best insult kirby can come up with is quite in character
Well, considering senator armstrong called raiden an idiot, it makes sense
kirby: forgive my evil vocabulary "idiot"
Yeah, Kirbo is too innocent to say actual swear words.
Kirby: "you can't defeat me"
Link: "I know but he can"
Master chef: *apears from no where*
He didn't even defeat him, ha just declared himself the victor after getting beaten and the tournament organizers accepted it?
@@Shalakor that's how good he is
"Master chef"
theym putm the mamstem cheifm in the arena
Gordon Ramsay has joined the chat
WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE!
Mario and master chief instantly driving off a cliff, melting in lava while just staring at each other with hate in his eyes and then leaving as if they did anything is such a funny image
It here’s finally (I hate these bots)
Burns self in lava, stares at the opponent with malice, refuses to elaborate, leaves.
True chads.
I mean, SPARTAN IIs, (Which Chief is.) have a lotta augmentations one such increases pain tolerance, they can get shot and not feel a thing ever. Or be burning and feel no pain. In addition SPARTAN armor is made of titanium they’re bones practically are too. . .
Then you got the fact that Chief has luck on his side.
Trevor going insane and killing himself mid-battle is very in character.
I love how during most of the NovelAI stories, the AI is just like “Screw you, Master Chief is still alive”
To be fair he never died in the first fight. He was knocked unconscious
@@pluto3194 Oh yeah, you’re right!
Not to mention introducing a Master Chief 2.0.
@@murphmariotwopointoh7714 Who Master Chief seemingly defeated offscreen, since he was able to claim victory in the end
RIP Master Chief 2.0
@Neyra Be quiet bot
I love how in this tournament there's a clear hero and villain that clash in the finals. Link is shown to be a serious fighter, but he's also compassionate. Kirby however is crazed maniac with an unwavering intent to kill and consume.
Yes yes that's my favorite part of this lol
And Kirby WON
@@totallynotaferret No, Master Chief won
@@kalamari3288 Master Chief 2.0
@@lightningpenguin8937 Such an anime-esque finale. The hero who was defeated earlier comes back to put an end to the all consuming evil that is Kirby
As great as this was these are probably the most depressing battles that really encapsulate the horror that is gladiator style fights to the death. The way Mario begged for Link to save Peach even as he was dying, the way Snake couldn't live with the long term guilt of slaying his well-known mentor, father, and friend, Kratos....Even the reveal of Kirby's true nature as a hunger filled demon...It all really makes you reflect on life as a whole.
That being said it was fucking awesome when it worked.
kirby didnt turn evil till he copied armstrong...which was eerily completely accurate
@@1stshadowx and very fucked up.
@@1stshadowx yup
Good gosh these fanarts.
"Kirby has just taken a nap" has got to be the most true line in this whole thing.
The illustrations added SO much to this -- absolutely incredible!
Wish I could've seen Kirby feasting on Dede that was the funnies and most unexpected part of the video
The AI had so much disrespect for Ryu it just straight up forgot about him and started telling a Zelda story.
Link stole Hadoken 💀💀😭
huh
i was wondering wtf happened in the second fight XDD
Ryu doesn’t care about the AI, though.
The fight, is everything…
Ryu getting bodied on a whole other spectrum
Coming from their mind.
I like how Link is as equally confused as us that's he's alive after being turned into a pile of ashes.
hilariously, as link is the hero of time, he probably just realized that he was standing outside of time waiting for his next reincarnation, as he was easily defeated by a little puff ball
He had a fairy, obviously
@@FabulousJejmaze That's so obvious I can't believe I didn't think of it.
Obviously, the fire ball faked his death. But according to the rules, Link still lost as he was "killed", so he was just standing there wondering how he could have been outwitted! That or this was Smash Bros and he had an extra stock, but technically it was first stock death wins.
But then master chief
Every time Master Chief reappears in other battles is so hilarious.
DougDoug: "You mind telling me what your doing in that arena."
Master Chief: "Sir, finishing this fight."
Master chief 2.0: "And I'm gonna help him do it."
lmfao
Was master chief the only one that didn't die but lost before the final round?
Also I love the call back that Kirby did when he was fighting snake "why did you shoot yourself there are so many other options" recalling snakes last match up where he killed his dad, Kratos, and then shot himself being unable to handle the grief and guilt from killing the man who taught him, raised him, and showed him how to LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!!
Deepest lore
Sans also didn’t die and just had a ring out but the art shows him falling off of a cliff so I don’t know if that counts as a death
@@sanddry738 I forgot about sans, that's not a death, if a nuke and litteraly "dying" isn't a death🤣
@@sanddry738 He didn't die, he lost by being hit 3 times, It's just kind of smooth that the final hit also knocked him away
Tbh sans probably wouldn't want to continue fighting
I like how it took 5 episodes for Ghandi to actually kill Doomguy, not for lack of trying. Maybe he is a pacifist but when he brings out the nuke he's just that pissed
They had so much history together, probably couldn't bring himself to do it.
It took 5 turns for India to finish researching the Democracy civic, thus pushing Ghandi's aggressiveness stat through the roof.
@@ssfbob456 with the rock too
I still feel sorry for The Rock. Now he won't ever be able to play video games with both of them.
Bro he liquified Minecraft Steve with no mercy
The confrontation between Link and Mario feels like cinematic glory and failure at the same time... and WHY IS THE ENDING SKETCH SO GOOD
ARTWORK TIMESTAMPS Here's a timestamp for every gorgeous Artwork from each battle: Careful spoilers!!!
4:30 Mario vs. Master Chief
8:55 Link vs. Ryu
11:00 Gandhi vs. Minecraft Steve
13:00 Doomguy vs. Skyrim
14:49 Senator Armstrong vs. Trevor
18:01 Kirby vs. Sonic
19:18 Matt vs. Sands
22:15 Snake vs. Kratos
26:23 Mario vs Link
33:02 Gandhi vs Doomguy
34:40 Senator Armstrong vs. Kirby
37:40 Matt vs. Snake
40:32 Link vs Gandhi
44:47 Kirby vs. Snake
47:27 Link vs. Kirby
47:47 The victor...
48:28 The REAL victor WTF???
I am in love with the artwork. Stunned me throughout the video.
@@breadleymcthicc5444 same, I was really surprised by the amount of work in this video, also which talented person drew these?? Was that Doug?
THANK YOU SO MUCH i was gonna do this too, also no it wasnt doug the artist is credited in the bio of the video
glad you guys liked the artworks ^-^
ah yes, matt vs sands
I love the idea that there’s some kind of otherworldly being named Jim watching the fight between Trevor and Armstrong and it just decided to instantly kill Trevor for absolutely no reason.
jim watching the final from afar : Not bad kid
He knew he needed Armstrong to advance to the semifinals so Kirby could get the nanomachines and become too durable to kill, thus guaranteeing his victory
Jim must be a Kirby main
Head canon
Jim was actually the one who was Chouting at armstrong in 34:10 not kirby
I love how Kirby became a sadistic killing machine after absorbing Armstrong, really in character when you consider Armstrong's against Raiden
Even the mockery was way too in character lol
Isnt Kirby the essence of chaos given form or something like that?
@@vesstig actually he's more like the embodiment of positive energy
"I ate someone who played college ball, you know!"
Tbf Armstrong was nice to Raiden when he thought he was getting through to him.
Picked up him dusted him off and went in for the handshake.
Wouldn't call that sadistic. Sundowner was sadistic. Armstrong is just batshit fucking insane
This is such a true gamer moment. CIV Gandhi vs Doomguy. Kirby being a complete horror show. Link vs mario being emotional. Matt outmemeing sans. This is one of the best tournaments of all time.
The AI refusing to let Gandhi and Doomguy actually fight gets me everytime
oh wow, gandhi being a pasifist, that's unheard of
@@Ropoid *pacifist
And furthermore, wadda you talkin about?
He killed Minecraft Steve™️
@@AnimatedTerror Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi was an Indian lawyer, anti-colonial nationalist and political ethicist who employed nonviolent resistance to lead the successful campaign for India's independence from British rule, and to later inspire movements for civil rights and freedom across the world.
-Wikipedia
Also, spelling mistakes happen, I know crazy
@@AnimatedTerror are you joking or stupid because I would assume joking but baileys response confuses me
@@Ropoidbro it’s a joke lol
Can we talk about how Matt won by knocking sans out of the ring just like in wii sports resort's swordplay duel? my man didn't just win. He won by turning the fight into HIS fight
And then, he got trapped by Snake with tranquilizer darts and a lot of explosives.
@@baofleurence7650 and shortly afterwards got surrounded by the police
@@baofleurence7650 I will die on the hill that it shouldnt have counted. He counted him falling as a hit even though it wasnt confirmed and also the explosion which means Snake didnt deliver the final blow.
@@MachiNoShaku I wonder what he did...
@@trikalabris Yeah, but, after all, who could have done it ?
The best part about master chief returning to other battles to me is that he was one of the only fighters who DIDN'T die in their rounds, meaning it was entirely plausible for him to come back several times.
The whole master chief thing was just fucking hilarious
I just love when the music kicks in too, the “bababa baaaaa!” As master chief just enters the arena for some reason is so funny
Idk if Link rlly died tho
"The Master Chief is dead."
"His file says 'missing in action!'"
@@yisraelaufrichtig6742 he was reduced to ashes and then was brought back to life by confusion or something
man, this one is so great. coming back to it after almost a year, this was my introduction to dougdoug and i couldn't be happier to shout RIGGED with chat all the time
Honestly, the "he called him every name in the book. Even the dreaded "idiot"" line is so goddamn unforgettable.
Chat went MANIC
Very accurate portrayal of Kirby indeed.
time stamp
@@mincedlean6892 43:55
All Kirby knows is preschool insults, even if he is a masochist now.
The AI didn't lie at the beginning of Ghandi vs Doom Guy. They really did fight for an eternity.
Even the AI was confused about Master Chiefs comeback.
Yep
I ruined the funny number
“And now, after defeating all the greatest fighters of this era, our victor is….
*Master Chief?*”
Suddenly, Master Chief attacks
@@jimboringo9958
Suddenly
*Masterchief 2.0 attacks*
Maybe the true treasure is the Master Chiefs we found along the way
I love the fact that master chief died in the first round, yet somehow kept reappearing at random points and was given the win after link and Kirby beat him. He lost twice and won.
He’s just so lucky, that his L’s become W’s.
He used Cortana to hack into the universe to rewrite the ending so that he would win.
"Spartans never die, they're only MIA"
Dude get your lore straight. Master chief was actually only knocked unconscious.
This happens like 6 times in the Halo series so it makes sense
31:46
Doug: "This could be the kill shot!"
AI: "This nuke does absolutely nothing..."
Underrated
Love how many times he's narrating and anticipating something that seems to be about to happen, then the exact opposite thing happens
Personal favorite: Kirby using his breath to asphyxiate Snake by sucking the air out of his lungs. That's just a horrible way to go.
and then turning Snake into a Puffball like Kirby... I NEED A COMIX ABOUT THAT! THAT'S MY KIND OF KINK!
@@AlinaAniretake okay dude please keep that on the forums this ain't rule 34
Kirby just pulled a th-cam.com/video/7pssIXOyyQU/w-d-xo.html
@@daniellemurnett2534 Damn he did he really did though
My personal favorite was when Doug was talking about the invisibility armor and a guy in chat went “FUCK YOU TH-cam”
i kind of like the concept of doom guy being ghandis rival. doom guy is all about action, and justice by violence. But if ghandi were in a situation that could be solved by violence like domguy, he would just try and protest about it, and probably end up letting it happen. doom guy would never forgive ghandi for not taking action. and ghandi would never forgive doomguy for his violent actions.
Why does this idea fuck so supremely
And Dwayne Johnson is also there
27:40
This got me absolutely rolling. The fact that the seemingly more sensible of the two AI brought Mr Bean into a fight between Ghandi and Doomguy is incredible.
Why was Mr. Bean brought up like wtf lmao
Not only that, Mr. Bean who is known for not speaking is narrating a documentary about them. Brilliant.
doomguy executing random civilians for no reason, dodging a nuke, and then gandhi getting literally blasted all the way to india, and the whole thing being put into a documentary narrated by mr bean NOT ROWAN ATKINSON BUT MR BEAN, was such a fucking insane wombo combo i was legit crying from laughing at this video
I love how absolutely unhinged the Link vs Ryu fight was, like the AI seemed to simultaneously treat ‘HADOKEN’ as an object that can be flung back at the user and also a separate entity, free to make its own decisions.
Like a stando
@@jojogacha974 I mean yeah?? Maybe?? I think it depends on the stand
@Zoomer Stasi They also seem to have a weak concept of death.
@@lightningpenguin8937 nah the fights are just like anime standing in pools if blood alive is right
Its a jojo stand
Kirby absorbing Armstrong and saying "Nanomachines, son!" was just pure AI brilliance.
“Poyomachines Son!”
Yes
The AI is stupid for making kratos making him lost against snake who's just some veteran Soldier well kratos is a god that is thousands of times stronger than any human
@@winsonbeyzixiang2637 You are really getting mad over a silly ai competition?
@Winson Bey Zi Xiang Boy you must really hate the Super Smash bros series
Kirby was so confident in his ability, he didn't even resort to any of Sonic's speed or abilities to win the fight. With that, he could have easily blitzed Snake. What an epic saga.
Does Kirby look like he needs Sonic's power...?
That Mario vs Link round was so incredibly anime down to the convoluted story and character motivations - we need a full adaptation!
I swear I've never cried harder during a fight scene. Friends should never fight like that, it's so sad to see mario gone man
@we did it dont get my hopes up like that; i was expecting an anime link vs mario fight!
@@dane1382 its a generic bot comment
@TrulyGrassy whatever it takes
@@some_random_rando Luigi gives Mario a 1-UP shroom.
I especially love the fact that Gandhi pulled a Dio Brando and pulled out laser eyes in the first round only to never use them again.
He did use them again. It just said laser instead of laser eyes when he did. So he technically used them twice.
He used it again against Link
kirby also pulled a dio by punching a hole in snakes chest
this isnt naruto where yoiu can switch eyes instantly you need something
It's just classic of "Araki forgot".
Can we all agree that this is the best story ever?
"Sonic is about to fight Kirby, but then Tails come to his aid, he shoots an arrow, but unfortunately miss. "I won't miss again", says Tails, as he shoots another arrow, hitting straight into Sonic's face. At this point, Master Chief enters the scene. "I would have never expected you two to fight each other in front of a fast food restaurant", he says."
Kirby during all of this be like: 🙂
absolutely fucking legendary
HELP KIRBY- 😭
The jump in those 4 lines is insanely funny 😭😭
What happened to comic sonic?
clasic Gandhi and his... (flips through notes) lets see... LASER EYES
"This is one of the three events in Civilization that can be triggered without player interaction"
I'm losing it imagining the entire Ghandi vs Doom Slayer fight is an in game event from Civilization being described on the Wiki, lore and all
It's crazy how much Ghandi seems to confuse the A.I. The fact that it keeps trying to turn it into a game of Civilization is great, and so is the fact that they keep giving him laser eyes randomly.
all the times after the first is because Doug wrote laser eyes into the Ghandi's bio
He was also a playable character in the BotW DLC.
@@gengarzilla1685 and he is friends with the rock
Ghandi vs doom guy made me feel like I was jumping into a show at season 8 after having never seen the first 7 seasons worth of explanation
Yeah I feel like we missed a lot of key moments for both characters and it honestly made it so much better
They did do the lore recap mid-battle at least.
Ghandi making a pact with Satan had me laughing the entire time.
I do see that happening if it was allowed in Civ series.
18:01 this is the most disturbing but also the best art I have ever seen.
I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight
Kirby is great