Why Parkzer refuses to do a blood pact with DougDoug
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ม.ค. 2024
- Parkzer is so unreasonable
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hearing parkzer start a call with "DOUG WHAT" instead of "hello douglas douglas" is like finding a shiny pokemon
^^^ What I thought too
It’s like a shiny Pokémon but modded so instead of being 1/8192, it’s 1/32768. It’s possible for someone to find multiple shiny Pokémon in their lives, but this is probably the only time Parkzer will ever say something other than “Hello Douglas Douglas” when entering a call
@@I_Eated_The_Soap i am glad to share this once-in-a-lifetime experience
what timestamp
@@Pharaogon12:05
i love how commited parkzer is to being polite that he physically cannot leave the call without express permission
he probably made a blood pact for that
Anti-vampire
@@videomontaggenerator alucarD
he knows that as soon as he leaves call without permission that he’d get another call as soon as he’s used to not being in call
@@itzwizory9556 he doesn't do blood pacts but pee pacts on the other hand
It’s funny how professional Parkzer is when taking to Doug about a totally obscure topic such as a “shit pact”.
What do you mean "obscure"?
"Your followers don't live in your excrement"
obscure? shit pacts aren't obscure at all, people do them all the time! did you know chris tucker and jackie chan did one?
@@exostel7033 same with carlson tucker and jackie chan.
Parkzer was genetically engineered in a lab to be the perfect straight man.
Chat _immediately_ jumping to “YES WE DO” in response to Parkzer’s “your followers don’t live in your excrement” is probably the strangest display of loyalty I’ve ever seen. Never change.
Literally anyone: Hyper-illegal comment.
Twitch Chat: Goes with it for the bit anyway.
What else do you think. When doug is keeping the chat In hes basement and not letting them out
That's how they got in the basemnt. Threw the toilet pipes
I’m not even a twitch viewer and I’ve made my way into his fecal matter so it’s obviously false
I fucking laughed so hard when Parkzer said “your followers don’t live in your excrement” and then someone in chat said "WE DON'T???"
Parkzer is like the anti-vampire, dislikes blood and won't leave without permission
😆
does that also mean he can only walk on water
Vampires also love fecal transplants. I read that on google once.
@@TransfemMartaIf Dracula was alive today, he’d go crazy, moving all that fecal matter around.
it would also mean he cant live without being in constant contact with silver.
He quite literally went:
Step 1: Fecal transplant
Step 2: ???
Step 3: $$$
Step 2: Parkzer
1: Shit Pact
2: ???
3: end
6:35
it goes without saying that parkzer is pretty desensitized to dougdougs shenanigans, but he seemed genuinely caught off guard and straight up flabbergasted by this one, and i think that is a huge win for doug
finally a win for the underdog
@@catfish6415 underdoug
I mean wouldn’t you? Friends calls you and asks if wanna do a shit pact.
@@DegmoGrandfather If any one my friends called, then yeah. But if I knew that it was dougdoug calling I probaply wouldn't be surprised by anything.
@@EmilAhvenainen damn you right
Parkzer either takes everything Doug says deathly seriously, or couldn't possibly take him less seriously, and I can't tell which it is
Peak relationship dynamic.
It's usually both
I think the answer is yes.
Whichever ia funnier in the moment
YES
This is the same guy that, in his childhood, screamed "i am the shit king" and proceeded to eat his own poop out of both hands. His brother has confirmed this to be the truth
Indeed it is! Doug is the Shit King of kings! All hail the Shit King!
Yeah the creator of the Stanley parable confirmed it too
@@OzdicalTwo witnesses is all the proof we need!
I even heard this guy named Davey Wreden confirmed it, 3 witnesses!
Pretty sure both of his parents and his sister also heard it, 6 witnesses!
"why do you hate me?"
"Pee pact"
10/10 no further remarks
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Mom found the pee pact
I'm honestly amazed that Parkzer still puts up with all of Doug's shit.
Unfortunately not in a literal way.
We will never see the day
Underrated comment. this needs likes
W comment
I feel like Jerma isn't that much of a psychopath anymore
Jerma is like the joker, he's crazy and unstable. Doug is like the riddler he's crazy but it's a controlled chaos.
@@dxtrumAND PARKZER IS BATMAN
@@mrballisticsquid67 No chat, I am not Batman.
@@dxtrumBut that means Doug is the Joker and Jerma is Robin
Parkzer is obviously commissioner Gordon since he's clearly a cop.
parkzer would probably do anything for doug as long as it doesn't include bodily fluids, or shooting someone
so unreasonable of him smh
Or saying "love you" back
He only refused to shoot Doug, I don't think he's made a concrete stance on whether he'd shoot other people.
The two things Doug wants the most, Parkzer refuses to do 😔
Parkzer is the true definition of Lawful Neutral. He will do anything for his friend within the bounds of law and reason.
The simple answer is Parkzer doesn’t have blood while Doug’s blood is a caustic venom
That would top my list of "things that I would not expect, but don't surprise me." 😅
Doug's blood is pure olive oil
@@allieginter8438 Just pray Marco Pierre White wont find him or he may pour "a lil bit olive oil"
how unreasonable can parkzer be
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i like that dougs threshold for a bloodpact is "lets not goto this restaurant for 3 days"
I genuinely love how parkzer is so polite and reasonable, that he doesn't give into a bit
And it's so much better
It's sort-of like the "straight man" routine in comedy. As you say, it's fantastic.
I love how the first reaction of Dougdoug when he read "Shit pact" is to call Parkzer immediately xD That was a wild one
SUIKA
This whole thing had me crying-laughing. Doug really goes into a different persona when talking to Parkzer on stream
Doug becomes Twitch Chat and Parkzer becomes Doug
@@hashslingingslasher97 That is the best explanation Ive ever seen. Chat is usually the voice of chaos and anarchy and Doug just gets them under control and is the voice of reason, but when he talks to Parkzer, he immediately becomes chaotic and Parkzer must become the voice of reason, because God knows Chat wont
12:07 omg this is literally the first time I've heard Parkzer answer a call with something other than "hello Douglas-douglas"
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Parkzer is the single best addition to the Dougdoug cinematic universe
it’s baffling that he’s a real person sometimes. he’s like a GTA-exaggerated version of that straightforward and logical personality type
It sounds to me like Parkzer has something to hide.
Almost like... HE DOESN'T HAVE BLOOD!!
or shit 😮
Tbh, we haven't seen him and a toilet in the same room at the same time...
I love how I can’t tell which chat members are shocked about the concept of a blood pact, or appalled that Parkzer won’t make a blood pact with Doug.
obviously everyone is shocked and appalled that parkzer wont make the blood pact, because making a blood pact to not go to a restaurant for three days is a very normal thing to do and there would be no reason to be shocked about it. or refuse. unless you're parkzer
I was losing brain cells watching this live 😂 So basically, it was the best stream
i also saw this live, i havent been the same since
I dunno, all streams that doug calls parkzer in are hilarious
lost so many brain cells you spelled basically like that
@@retronymph lol. English isn't my first language 😉 I'm trying my best 😄
Is there a vod up of this yet?
Everybody immediately going, "YES WE DO" when talking about living in Doug's ass is hilarious
"Give me one sec"
"It's been 3 million one secs, Doug, can I leave now? It's been a month, I miss my family"
"Nonono, hold on, let me read this document"
There's a form of fecal transplant you can do with just a pill, is this a low enough barrier of entry for Parkzer to accept the shit pact?
rohypnol??
oh my god thats even worse
I'm sorry I'm not taking a shit pill, I'll be doing the pact.
It's a suppository right? There's no way anyone is willing to eat shit on the casual.
@@Lilly_King Nope. Down the gullet.
But it's just bacteria cultures extracted from the dookie, not a tiny turd stuffed in a capsule
Parkzer pretends to not know Tom Brady but Parkzer and Tom Brady have never been seen in the same room. Parkzer is Tom Brady?
Probably
The film "80 For Brady" makes so much more sense with this in mind
It would be artful so doug could do it on stream without breaking TOS
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Parkzer being formal on every topic has unlimited potential
I think Parkzer is right in this subject. Like the whole concept of blood brothers ,although romantic(I am talking about romantising friendship loyalty rather than sexual love), is weird. And you could have weird shit in your blood hbv,hcv,Hiv,infections,anasplosmosis, CMV,certain parasites etc. that can transmit to other person and you may not have symptoms they could have stay asymptomatic in your body(such as hbv,hcv,hiv and malaria) because your immune system is perfectly fine and dandy to suppress them but other person may not be that lucky.
But a shitpact on the other hand....
If you think about it, a kiss is a saliva pact
@@normalhuman9878 It needs to be pact to be pact. You need to promise something to be it a pact like a wedding kiss.
You can say this for every shared object ever that represent a promise for example a proposal ring being a diamond pact.
Yeah there’s a reason little kids get HPV vaccines early. They play around with blood and bite eachother and can catch HPV like that.
@@exosproudmamabear558 I'm gonna start calling weddings a saliva pact now
@@lavender3609 As you should be
"you are literally trolling" -Parkzer in every single DougDoug video ever
And he's right! Truly, a lawyer to rival Phoenix Wright.
dougdoug asked for the lawyer and doctor jokes to stop, i think Parkzer got in IRL trouble for the joke
Parkzer's comedy points were stacked in the Dry Straight Man category and Doug's Cartoon Chaos God of Trickery's class mixes so well with his it really brings out the best of their abilities.
Luckily disneyland has a new bloodletting blood pact queue.
Is that the new fastpass? Or is that the price for an annual pass?
@jasonkeith2832 ask Simon, he seems to go there often
The facts that these two are friends is my favorite thing about their friendship
I love how he manipulates him by asking "Are you sure that's a risk you're willing to take?" when he tries to take the less risky option
I love how Parkzer actually stays in the call for so long
I need a Parkzer in my life
I will be your parkzer if you can be my dougdoug.
@@stigmaoftherose weewooweewoo
If you become dougdoug for that guy can I be your twitch chat
@@stigmaoftherose 😳😳😳
@@mamoonarshad304 of course
I unironically think dougdoug is the side character now. Basically in every stream, the main character is Ai, chat and/or parkzer, etc. while dougdoug is like a DM or something.
When are they going to admit their love for each other…
This is like those romantic anime where it takes over 3 seasons and 20 episodes before they actually become a couple.
Doug does it all the time. Most of these calls end with "bye Parkzer, love you".
Parkzers just tsundere.
@@rubberduck8096 but Parkzer never reciprocates
@@Sodlanereheartbreaking, truly
the way doug talks about things like this like they are completely normal is my favorite thing
The shit pact is perfect for THE SHIT KING 👑
I'm howling listening to this at work and I can NOT explain why to my coworkers.
This is why I love dougdoug
Ways to merge talents:
"Business Partnerships" - 🤓
"Working Together" - 🤓
SHIT PACT - 🗿
is this why the shuffler kept telling people to shit in him?
"Jackie Chan got a shit transplant from Chris Tucker...or was it Tucker Carlson?" 😂
"It would be so much cheaper if we went ass to ass"
I don't know if this is worse with or without context
Doug finally got him. Parkzer entered a call without saying "Hello Douglass Douglass". This is a win even without a blood/shit pact.
It’s so interesting to me, because you can clearly see how different parkzer is from when we first met him, it was like he was never on the internet before, now he sounds like me lol.
"you are literally trolling" I'm both sad and glad he's learning
I just realized that Doug to Parkzer is just like Chat to Doug
Parkzer is Doug's straight man, Doug is chat's straight man. And I guess in some ways, Chat is Parkzer's straight man. That's how it all balances out.
Pokemon
Shoutout to RagingWolf12 in the chat at 3:34 “I’m so glad this won’t be on TH-cam” 💀
The question is, was Wolf being selfish, or protective?
Either way, F.
These are the kind of friendships that transcend time and space LMAO
What a fucking amazing video. Please never stop streaming Doug.
I love how it seems Parkzer is ready at all moment to answers a call from DougDoug
there's a moment at 1:06 where someone says "this feels like a clips channel moment"
Perfect.
If this was a sponsored stream this is the best advertisement for Shadow of Doubt
8:00 The fact that Doug actually included the game's Steam store page is fucking hilarious
We love parkzer and we also potentially feel bad for him
I swear Doug inflicts mental whiplash and an exhaustion debuff to Parkzer with every conversation they have
a safer bet would be to do a piss pact instead
2 Boys One Pact
aint no way..
Are people actually so young that no one knows what blood brothers are? Why was everyone confused? I thought this was common knowledge?
I know right? I know nothing about media and such and still knew this.
4 minutes in, i actually cannot believe that there are 10 minutes left in this conversation
And now we'll never know if he was going to agree to a pee pact
Shouldve asked about a semen pact or a saliva pact...not...for any...particular reasons
the semen goes though each others bodies
dougdoug's passive insanity is so funny to me, a chatter says something one-off about a blood pact and it turns out he really and genuinely already tried to talk parkzer into one??? Like I thought it was a bit until it was obvious parkzer knew exactly what he meant when he referenced the blood pact idea
I love how Doug literally just gave up and let Parkzer take over the conversation half way through. He truly has perfected comedy!
I feel like this video was like a mini HBomberGuy video. I checked how much of the video was left, assuming it was going to end soon, and I saw that I was only 4 minutes and 36 seconds into the 14 minute video. The Blood Pact was only the hook; I could never have known the twists that were in store.
The whole “One sec” bit had my lungs HURTING in laughter 😂
Sometimes it's incredible how doug can spin the narritive as if parkzer, the most reasoable people, sounds ridiculous to not do something completely stupid.
Thanks parkzer, you bring so many laughs to the videos.
I love the dynamic Parkzer and Doug have. This is the kind of friendship I want.
Parkzer is my spirit animal I swear
He is not your spirit animal nor any kind of animal.
Even if he was, you did not ask him permission to become spirit animal pack members.
humans are animals@@anonymous71207
@@anonymous71207Wrong, Parkzer is technically an animal, just not a spiritual one.
I don't think I've ever seen Parkzer break character like at 1:35
Honestly Doug has definitely "one sec"'d most of chat through multiple programming streams lmao
That was probably the most "HUH?" moment I have ever watched live on a DogDog stream. I literally audibly said "HUH?!?!" while watching it so much
Step 1: fecal transplant
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
Also that “DOUG WHAT?!?!” Might be the most genuinely annoyed I’ve ever heard parkzer lol
This had me chortling oh my gosh lol 🤣
Doug and Parkzer have the best friendship ever, even without a blood-pact…or any other type of pact.
Parkzer is probably my favorite DougDoug character.
Not character but a person of gun
"I have two words for you:"
"why do you hate me?"
"PEE PACT"
3:03 you can see the exact moment that Doug questions his life choices which led him to uttering this sentence
This is exactly the right video to introduce people to Doug with
“Your followers don’t live in your excrement” is such a hard line by Parkzer
This is my new favourite interaction between them. I love their dynamic so much, we need to protecc Parkzer at all cost (from Doug)
all hail the shit king
No, we’re scrapping the basement idea. We live in your shit.
every time parkzer responds to doug's insanity I hear "CAAAAAAAAARL THAT *KILLS* PEOPLE! CAAAARL!"
Parkzer and Doug are the masters of "No, and" comedy
I used to think Parkzer just had uber autism, but now I also think he's a comedic genius.
Parkzer is like a demon or genie hating on the person who summoned him who won't ask him for anything but won't end the contract either
At first i was extremely curious whether Parkzer was doing a bit or not with his character but now i'm persuaded that's just how he is and he's awesome for this
Doug is always trying to tell Chat they're out of control or wrong, but then the moment Parkzer is thrown into the equation he'll totally be on board with some random chatter screaming "SHIT PACK!!!" like he's discovered a new periodic element.
I love how this channel became a spinoff channel by now haha
All I want is a supercut of all interactions between Doug and Parkzer on stream and video
I remember being there to see this and I definitely remember laughing super hard, and this still makes me laugh like crazy, so thanks for this hilariousness, Doug
I love how Doug's community is so deep into being insane at this point that the title of this video implies that Parkzer would need a reason for not doing a blood pact, I mean IT'S A FUCKING BLOOD PACT
Of course Doug "The Shit King" would want a shit oath
Sometimes i feel very sorry for Parkzer that he has to deal with your Bullshit xD But my god everytime i laugh alot so its worth it :P
Dog and Parkzer's friendship is so great, they're my new model for a great friendship
They are a perfect example of opposites attract their personalities are like the sun and moon 😂
Hearing Parkzer go "Why do you hate me" was like the crescendo of the orchestra of working Parkzer up