Badly Translated British History

I translated Wikipedia's timeline of British through languages with terrible translation quality, this was the result.
MUSIC:
England Ambient Lovely Joan - Civilization 6
The Banquet - CK3
Alba - EU4: Rule Britannia
British Governor / British Town - Sid Meier's Pirates
England 1850 - Victoria 3
Victoria / Churchill - Civilization 4
God Save the King/Queen/Whoever - Real Life
Cam on England scor sum goals