The Slowest Tank In War Thunder
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 พ.ค. 2024
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The American T95 Super Heavy Tank, also known as the Doom Turtle, is simultaneously fun and painful to use. On small maps it is an absolute joy thanks to its great armament and armor, but on large maps its low speed absolutely ruins it.
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The Slowest Tank In War Thunder - เกม
I wanna make a tank discussion video soon, finally done with dialysis training so I'm hoping I'll have more time to work
Please marry me
How are ya doing after the surgery?
Is good
What happend with historically accurate video series?
Can you play the Leo 2K
The t95's engine is more overworked than Spookston's kidneys
I want to know what the engineers were smoking to think that the standard Sherman V8 would be sufficient for a 100 ton tank
It was only intended to go against the Siegfried line. It was a one way trip, and after the line was broken, they intended to retire it. Speed was unnecessary.
It ended up the line was underwhelming, and they were not needed. Production was immediatly haulted.
The fat electrician has a good video on it.
@@cheesesniper473 gotta love paper tigers
@@cheesesniper473 and now, years later, we have to atone for their mistakes
@@pigeon5520 as a mechanical design engineer, (and someone who has an unhealthy obsession the T95), it’s kinda tempting to theorize a modernized design of it. Something like a combat engineering vehicle. Might model it so I can use it in renders
1:20
Tiger II: Welp, that's enough War Thunder for today.
Too many times I've felt that especially in Naval.
@@sharilken hi fellow naval main , i can agree when the last shell hits their ammo storage and annihilate them xD
Me after 20 min of war thunder
@@balls_stealer2000hello fellow naval player! The grind is much more difficult (German and Russian bias is still real)
Bro activated his 10% Booster 😭
"Which engine should we put in this Titanic sized tank"
"Let's use the sherman engine lol."
At least it's not the radial
I'm surprised they didn't just go "TWO sherman engines"
3:05 brother you weren’t repairing your barrel, you never started repairs so the crew only did the automatic track repairs
He quite often never starts repairing, while there is a message for repair and a sign of tracks repairing
which is stupid honestly because it got me killed many times. Why have the tracks be automatic repairs lol
@@Smokey348Because your tracks are essential. Probably more so than your cannon
The track repair gets me everytime... 😔
@@Smokey348 movement is top priority, even in real war. I mean, you can't get ammo or refuel your Tiger tank that drinks fuel like it's beer if you don't have tracks, right?
"Trying to be sneaky... in the T95" I mean it is the worlds most successful stealth vehicle so makes sense.
Yes, no one notices it's even moving!
bush
That award actually goes to the SU-57
@@RyanRothermel-ix4bx u mean the soviet truck with a 57 mm gun on it (it has the same radar cross as it's namesake)
Yeah, but most war thunder maps aren't fields in the US
Attempt number 39 at getting Spookston to play any tank with a dozer blade, the catch is, he has to dig in before engaging targets. Movement around the map is allowed, but he has to dig in again before reengaging.
Never give up
I see these comments under every video, he keeps on hearting them but I don't think he wants to subject himself to the torment. Stay determined.
@@human9006This is torture lmao don’t encourage him any more 😭😭
What qualifies as digging in?
Use the CEV.
This man is the polar opposite of DollarPlays and I’m all about it.
Dollar forced to play light tanks
Spookston forced to play heavy
At least they can both agree on the CAS hatred
Bounce? check
The fact that you can still shoot a cupola on a tank and it doesn’t overpen like it does irl is insane to me.
Nothing is slower than a T95 with an irreparable orange engine
That pfp tho
T 95 with orange trans and red drover
@@IlSommoRob drover
@@connivingkhajiitdrover
@@IlSommoRob drover
Day 56 of begging for a video with every Sherman
Thats gonna be a 6 hour steream
I'm for this if he also plays the m36b1 cause it is mostly sherman
Yes
Agreeeee
“Every kill I play another Sherman”
8:39 actually we can tell when you are perplexed by something because you'll always put an animal on screen as a visualization of your reaction.
at 3:27 you mention being sneaky in a T95? That thing is the undisputed hide and seek champion, having been "lost" for some 27 years only to be rediscovered in a bush... a single, tiny bush, on Ft Belvoir, VA. I recently got to go give it a hug as it's since been relocated to Ft Moore (formerly Benning) and moved indoors, part of the national armor and cavalry collection. You don't appreciate how MASSIVE it is until you're standing in front of it. I'm 6'2" and it dwarfs me easily.
“Imagine getting ammoracked by a fifty cal, couldn’t be me”
Spookston will now be ammoracked by a fifty cal in his next video
we shall do it ourselves
11:22 this is my one of my go too joke formats so to see someone else using it brings me joy
The Maus when it sees the Doom Turtle: Even I am faster LOL
As a reward for playing a super slow tank, you should play a speedy boi like one of the Russian milk trucks
Such as the Yag-10 :troll:
R.I.P. to the guy that was asking for the flakbus
Thanks
He will get his wish.
I will win the war. Soon enough some time in the millenium
14:00
No that tiger wasnt trying to wiglgle, it was pleading for mercy, which spookston doesnt possess.
Fun fact: the T95 actually isn’t the slowest tank in War Thunder. The actual slowest tank is the 2C/2C Bis.
Attempt 35: you've played the slow and wide, now play fast and nimble Aubl/74 HVG
Plus normal aubl
If I remember correctly, this was designed to use the V12 engine that went into the T29 series tanks, but it wasn’t ready in time, so they just decided to use the Ford GAA (the same engine used in the later Sherman variants), resulting in a vehicle with the power to weight ratio of trying to tow a pair of fully loaded semi trailers using a 1970s station wagon.
I'm now imagining the T95 going 25 mph, terrifying
I wonder why they didn't just use an Allison V1710 for this.
@@reinbeers5322 because the Allisons were needed for aircraft production, which had priority. Also, the Allison was never designed for ground use, and I’m not sure how well it would have worked.
@Shaun_Jones just shows how this project was never very high priority, if it was they would have made it work, like how the M6 used an engine out of a B17
8:12 as i said, Spookston progressed in his cas villian arc
I really enjoyed this video
I also hope you feel better and wish you well with your health
Pookie playin the tutel
THE TUTEL!
poookie pie better oil up
honestley I am convinced the t-95 is a us blue water ship that got added to the ground tree on accident
@@tirushone6446 average america moment
UwU
You know what isnt slow? Concept 3 I’m begging you
Symmetric transmission for the win
I just know spoonston would tear ass with it
3:18 Pure ear damage.
Awesome! Spookston vid before bed on a Sunday :D
11:03 that player name translates as "speedrun to the hangar"
Can you speak russian?
@@T-10Mas someone who can i do confirm it
@@catritonix as someone who partly understands Russian, I will agree with you!
@@T-10M yippee
3:10
You didn’t even start repairing, that thing had the track symbol and it even said press f to start repairing.
ever since you uploaded this video I have seen so many tutels.
in retaliation there was an inflated amount of Maus tanks too
4:35
Type95: Nuh uh, your getting gaijined today!
YEAH BABY THE DOOOOOOM TURTLE! The community appreciates your suffering Spookston.
Day 49 of asking you to play the Challenger 2 Black Knight Spook, the hard kill APS can even intercept aircraft munitions which will help with your CAS issue! You may also want to take some HESH, as they have improved its consistency against single layer homogeneous armour since the last update.
7:21 To be fair, the T28/95 was meant as a bunker buster, hence the mega armor.
"I am not entirely sure how this will go"
Slowly. It is going to go slowly.
My mother was on dialysis and she had a preferred protein shake as well, she mentioned how expensive they were to the nephrologist and the hospital gave her like 15 boxes of them.
I will say, some of the most fun I've had in Warthunder recently is playing a full squad of T-95s with friends. You just make a wall, your team thinks it's funny, the enemy team has a brain freeze when they see 4 roll around a corner. It's a good time.
Happy to hear you're doing better, take care and don't work too hard.
You should totally play the Marder III (not the H). It's surprisingly fast for a low tier vehicle and it's "neutral steering" is really good as well. And you can bring the Duck for shiggles.
I actually really appreciate you playing this, because it's one of my favorite tanks in theory but I suck with it. I hope I can pick up some tips.
PS: I too snack while I play the T95. So much so that I used all 4 decal slots to write on its side:
SLOW BUT
IN THE MOOD
4 PEANUTS
Two interesting semi-unique Polish vehicle from the Cold War I'd want in the game (With Germany obviously, cause that's where the Leo 2 PL went) are the BWO-40 & BWP-40. These were prototype IFVs, the latter was a BMP-1 with a CV90 turret armed with a 40 mm Bofors gun, while the former was an MT-LB.
The only BWP-40 prototype was finished in 1993, while the BWO-40 was a prototype only.
Knowing Gaijin, these will be battle pass vehicles.
my favorite bit in spookston's videos is when he complains about how painful it is to play heavy tanks
the audio equivalent of sucking on a lemon whenever Spookston hits some incredible or lucky shot is the most human reaction to something like that and im 100% here for it
4:22 most memeable „wait a minute“ I’ve ever heard
that can definitely go Mach 7
hypersonic Tutel
Seems like a tank spookston would enjoy once again
Bruh how is it that you play the slowest tank in the game and are still so much more fun to watch than me. Man your so good.
Respect for playing that thing. I'd rather commit sudoku than play 1 game with that snail.
Play the Semovente 75/46 M43, it's Tutel but Italian.
I WILL NOT SURRENDER, DON'T YOU DARE, 192 DAYS ARE NOTHING FOR ME!
Do ettttt
I was looking for your comment like "Where is the semovente guy"
@@CrimsonMaverick07 we're here brother
Video 7 of asking Spookston to play the TO-55
Slowest but one of the most fun (when you get to the battlefield that is)
I'm happy to have appeared in a Spookston video even though I was one of his victims because of my skill issues :D
Spookston finally played the other tutel
Hi!
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Hello!
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honestly, the best shot I've ever seen 1:21
NO WAY AT 2:18 I WAE THERE AND DIED FROM YOU!
Why do you use shadowplay instead of OBS? Just curious :)
The good thing about this tanks is that its so slow,that it doesnt need a stabilyser,the speed is the stabilyser
Metal pipe falling is the greatest sound effect
You aren’t supposed to chug protien shake, take sips at alternate timings, however if you are starting out a new tub of protien shake take 1/4 of a scoop for the first 2 days and increase it to the full scoop in after 2 weeks
Day 18 of asking for the 8.7 gepard as anti tank (some plz see thisssss)
Day 21 of asking spookston to play the cromwell 1
Spook you deserve 1M subs at this point!
Genuinely thought I was already subbed but apparently not. There you go and I love your content
yay i remember when you posted the t28 and i wished you had played the t95 and now its here!
Exactly
Spookston saying, eeeuhuhuheuehuh needs to become my ringtone 😂
In case no one has mentioned it yet, the L15A2 that the Type 99 has access to is the strongest SPG HE in the game. It can overpressure the Maus by ricochet-ing off the barrel. Very fun vehicle since its reload is fixed at 7.5 sec making it a better VIDAR minus the stabilizer at 7.3 instead of 8.0
All right, here's one I haven't seen you do before. The ZBD04A a chinese IFV based on the BMD-4.
The one thing I recommend to any tutel player is to do the tactical full body wiggle when either reloading or creating a hill, to avoid losing your barrel.
This video is a podcast with occasional footage of tank on tank action
Once an arty shell went straight into my cupola when I was in some Sherman and it was right before I got the point 😂
good to see that the Doom Turtle is a meme in every game its in
Wish Gaijin wasn't so strict on sources and would just take away neutral steering on the T95 because Spookston said so 😂
Where did they even get that neutral steering for it from?
@@Teh0X Idk, sometimes the dev just make things up. Hence why their policy is kinda dumb.
They can do whatever they want but as long as it's not proven wrong, it's going to stay.
Even when there are a lot of cases where an implementation is just illogical.
Then there's also the issue where documents are simply wrong and things get implemented because of that, like with the VK 3002 weighing 35t.
whereas the tortoise looks like it was made to be a casemate, I think this thing almost looks like they made a giant hull, realised putting a turret on would totally destoy the chance of it moving, so instead shoved a cannon in the front and called it a day.
Killing superheavy by strafing is a gigachad move
It’s always a good day when spookston plays the slowest tank in the game!
7:40: Perfectly understandable reaction to THAT coming around the corner at like 50 meters.
you should bring fighters on every game, this the year this dawg bites back
Saying Cupula like "Cup-Ola" makes it sound like your tank has a cup holder...
Hot chocolate is just a Caffè Mocha but without the coffee, but people have it in their minds that coffee is the vehicle to deliver everything sugar.
I saw that shell hit the front armor and I immediately went "huh?"
Finally,a vid where spookston DOESN'T die to CAS every 10 seconds lol...
Spading this was agonizing and fun since every kill was a surprise
Yes it did the cool animation thing spookston
"50 cals are the panic-button for american mains, just like the G button is for german mains" truly, words of wisdom, sir!
i saw one of these with the spinning yellow caution light on it, very funny, he was a chad though.
I, too, machinegun unaware tanks on occasions. Though some of the time, my hubris gets the bettee of me and I wiff my shot
" I love switching between CUP-ola and Que-pola because it pisses everyone off"... me knowing its Coop-ah-la in American english. Now you have a 3rd (and correct) way of saying it.
Damn thats crazy you could see that Tiger 2 from that far away DAMN GOOD eye sight i guess
What? Spookston got his CDL? Damn brother you need to expend more on that lore.
So, this is the second video from spookston playing with weird casemates heavy tanks from ww2 era , the one with the tortoise was lit, when I first play with it was the same case, bouncing half the time and the other half being ahot to death by a heat slinger
3:15
as an Argentinian i really love that "ay Dios mio"
Attempt 24 Challenge: For high tier support a nations MBT with its respective APC/IFV counterpart (ie Abrams/Bradley, T90/BMP2M, etc.) Challenge is keeping the other player alive and supporting it without stealing kills (breaking barrels, tracking, repairing, etc) it being a random should help make it interesting.
The Churchill Crocodile is pretty slow too, would be fun seeing it sometime.
Playing T95 is one of those tanks that let you beat your subway surfer record. Also would love to see AML-90
Spookston when someone shoots his cup holder: 😢
spook shooting a M-18 with a 105 should be a warcrime
so much spookston lore
Not playing " When Johnny comes marching home " at some point in this video is a borderline sin.
T-95 wasn't designed to be fast, it was designed to roll up to the Sigfried line and destroy the fortifications, it was to deploy via rail and then mosy along to the fight.