Nikki Glaser | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 พ.ค. 2024
- Nikki Glaser is a stand-up comedian, host, and podcaster. She recently performed at the Roast of Tom Brady on Netflix, and her new special “Someday You’ll Die” is streaming now on HBO Max.
Nikki Glaser returns to chat with Theo about her wild night at the Roast of Tom Brady, the near-disaster she almost had on stage, the insane history of lobotomies, ongoing tension between lesbians and straight men, new advancements in women’s pleasure technology, and they also listen to Nikki’s first-ever song.
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“A gay husband is like the biggest pomeranian a woman can have” - theo hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahaha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says everything haha ha, I Don't NEED ANOTHER WORD TO TELL YOU WHO THIS WH.RE IS! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@@SpeedraZerhuh?
You were a savage at the Tom Brady roast Nikki, the best performance on the night (and there were some killer sets).
@@SpeedraZerTake your pills
Hilarious. Perfect line lol.
Great, two hours of Theo with zero blood flow to his brain😂
lmaoooooooooo
Peak Theo 😂😂😂
@@TreeShark 1000% bruh lol gang
yeh right, he was on top of his shit. tryin to make Nik laugh, get them points ..
I lol
You know Theo enjoyed this conversation because he made it all the way to the end before he said “what else, anything new in the news”
😂😂😂😂 right
spot on lol
"Well... Nick anything in the news you got for us?"
1:36:00
LITERALLY LOL, their energy was perfect together I can tell Theo genuinely enjoyed talking to her. Rare for him talking to women lol!
When Nicki said Theo's brain breaks down thing in a way no one else's does I instantly thought about the Katt Williams statues he bought 😂
😂
“That’s a dang….Katt William bruh”
I swear there's something special about these two together, so comfortable with eachother
Yes!
Like they might be related, like distant cousins, but they’re attracted to each other..? And probably had great drunk sex at some party in the past, before finding out, they are related…!?!?!😅
The attraction is one-way
@@Paul-cy9ejyou think? 🤔 I feel like it’s a two way. Lol.
Her body count too high
Nikki Glaser kept me from drinking for nearly a year now with her suggestion to read The Easy Way to Control Alcohol. Many thanks to her.
What is that? Trying to cut back right now, that’s why I’ve been focusing on Theo and Bobby Lee specifically cause they’re 2 of the best comedians and both totally sober. Idk how they do it.
Ohh whoa… i cannot emphasize how incredible that statement is as well as the reference to the book… I almost caved on drinking again recently. I will definitely check that one out
@@AcidAromamay I recommend another sober comedian, Dan Soder. for 11 years if I remember it right.
@@traroro isn't he a huge stoner tho?
@@timmyriggs69 oh not sure. I thought he stopped that too.
This combo is actually insane. I love that Nikki loves Theo as much as we do.
It's fake, come on
“Were you wearing panties up there?”
Out of nowhere, absolutely killed me. Theo so out of pocket.
I think that was his way of flirting. It pretty much tells her that’s what Theo was thinking about when he watched it. “Daayum she fine. I wonder if she’s wearin’ any skivvies under that?”
Nikki one of the few who actually catches and volleys all of Theo’s bits. 🔥
my thoughts exactly
You're a feminine energy person.
She rocks!!
she's so unfunny. her standup is pretty bad too.
@@ItsMeChillTyme You’re a never touched feminine energy person.
"Everybody called everybody gay but no one was gay" 😂😂😂
I think Julian Edelman would beg to differ! 😂 Nah fr he's not gay he just knows being Tom's homie is like having a golden ticket lol
@@InspectorButters4Did you say golden ticket?
Literally
The 90s were just the best
I mean it's true.
The chemistry in these two is amazing, they should co host together
I agree..I can’t tell if it’s sexual attraction if they had sex or if they’re just real cool with each other you know
Her joke about Bert having one joke was my favorite joke of the night 😂
“If I were that baby I would never grow past 2 months” 😂😂💀
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When Theo said a lesbian that has gone thru the proper steps on being one 😂 got to love Theo she caught that too almost spit out her drink 😂😂😂
Lol Theo being spot on as usual
Devout Lesbian lmao
@@joshuaisrael9397 i came to say that too. Bro is treating lesbians as a religion. 😂
@@maxmoe3867 lol I think you got that halfway right. Some ppl do treat it as a religion
@@maxmoe3867I mean LGBT is very much a religion for those ppl.. they have "holy months" (pride month).. they have their flag.. they're ready to die for their belief
I love how Theo genuinely enjoys himself when Nikki's on.
Theo: wasn’t your dad an astronaut
Nikki: no he was in the cable business, but close enough.
😂😂😂😂😂
“Waiting to get picked for The Mayflower” lmao
Nobody can match Theos ability to come up with hilarious descriptions on the spot
@@mharnold92eh, I feel like everyone knows someone in their personal lives that are just as random
@@rickys12 maybe, I definitely don't and I've met a lot of funny people in my day
@@rickys12I feel like Theo but only when he says off the wall shit and the guest doesn't react and ruins the moment. It really embarrasses the wife when I do it around her
@@rickys12 I know no one like Theo. And I don’t think most people do or he wouldn’t be so popular.
Her roast at the Brady Roast was insane!
You mean she had good writers?
She is the writer
100% She and Tony killed it.
Oh ya how roast was is roasting ?
@@user-tl9pq7bq5y how contrarian. so cool
Nikki is an absolutely comedy queen, she’s so cool and such a stone cold killer talent, razor sharp!
It’s been so cool to see her refine and master her craft over these years, she absolutely deserves to get that roast exposure.
Yeah but would never let her near my kids.
She is funny ,but I don't understand the cool part. Honestly her love life and what she believes makes her valuable is disturbing and depressing. I hope she stops listening to the negative voices in her head.
I love that she felt so comfortable telling Theo stuff. The homemade tampon was such a wild story. But we’ve all been there!
"Yuh I was workin on it until I stopped workin on it" lmao
Same. 😂
I felt that 😂
Too true
Yuh
That's gonna be my new response when I'm doing projects
These two would make a dope ass couple, They already seen so comfortable around each other and seem to get each other. Theo low key got game! 😂
Was thinking the same
I've wondered why these two don't just get married and have some babies but I don't think it would work. Theo is too competitive so probably needs to marry outside his lane. 😁💖
They might make for a hot night... but they both know Theo would get in a weird headspace after 1 day of commitment. And they're too good as friends and comedy peers to wanna mess that up.
She got a man's yall
Doesn’t Nikki have some on and off again boyfriend for the past several years? Why do I feel like Theo would love her right
“Was your dad an astronaut? No, he was a cable man, but close.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love how hard they made each other laugh , such a good episode
"A real outmeal eating lesbian" where does he come up with this shit?! 😂
lol or I liked the Aero-pastalee 😂
O I thought he said oatmeal and I didn't get it. But now I super don't but everything is says is funny for no reason
@@DomCoreLeonit is oatmeal
😂😂
cowslips, I'm guessin'
“She’d be complaining bout it if she was in my shoes….that she made” 💀 😂
😂😂😂 💯 epic line
"Dude, the lifeguard can take the day off you feel me! She's got some unsinkable battleships bro" the way this guy's brain works..ahahahah
Nikki, leave your face alone!
"HoWs ThAt VaGiNa GiRL?! 😂😂😂
Theo cued her up for the thing she always has to talk about.
the fist bump after too😂😂
Like a hastily packed suitcase
I have no clue who this girl is other than a comedian so that really had me like wtf theo lmao. But ohhh she's one of thoooose female comedians.
@@Zachinthehat Did you not watch the Tom Brady roast? Nikki MURDERED it.
“You may be a good painter but not know your own colors” .. actually pretty deep
Roasters are just so natural at extraction, extracting a joke out of any situations and feeling the whole room with laughter and Laughter is the fuel of love 🤍
This is one of the BEST episodes!!! Theo and Nicki’s back n forth is perfect!!! Seriously enjoyed listening to this. Love Nicki glad she’s getting her time in the sun
Crazy how she gets to chat with both Tom Brady and his lesbian brother within the same month.
Hahahahahah im fucking deaaaaad 😂
@@markfarnsworth3340 You mean "lol", you're not dead
TOUCH DOWN!
A person who got a Labatomy
“An eternal trick or treater” -Theo
Perfection
Love watching y’all be yourself !! So refreshing! Much Love from Dallas Tx !!
"Do you ever think about things like that? Like oh my god that could have gone so bad?"
"Any time I've done anything"
I felt that 🤣
she’s been EVERYWHERE since the roast!! and i’m okay with that
She's kinda gross though
You two have so much chemistry. You two would laugh your life away together and I'm sure you would be happy.
Doesn’t Nikki have some on and off again boyfriend for the past several years? Why do I feel like Theo would love her right
No they wouldn't, I'd imagine Theo has standards and this is forced laughter. They're performing and aren't like this in real life. Theo has his fake easy going persona that would pay more than $100 to open for him. The real Theo only pays $100
@@user-wb7nv9ht1gbrainrot
@@user-wb7nv9ht1g that isn't confirmed and there is no proof
@@user-wb7nv9ht1gnot a single word you just said made any kind of sense
Seeing Nikki so proud of herself for her song made me tear up! The lyrics aren’t bad at all! Pops not my jam, but you did it girly!! I love it
@1:02:38 had me in stitches. He just slid in into the conversation so seamlessly.
Then asking if some women have to tuck their public hair in because it gets too long….then to himself while she’s responding, “I’m trying to think what I would do…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Every time Nikki is on the show, I think they would make a great couple.
I think a lot of people see that. I wonder if they do
Love the Nikki/Theo combo. They vibe well.
This was hilarious! I freaking loved the energy in this episode. Nikki has been awesome for so long, I am really glad to see her finally getting some of the recognition she deserves.
“There like cigarettes you don’t go thru a whole pack right ?” Theo talking about a tampon 😂😂
Am I crazy, why are people acting like Nikki is just getting famous now? I feel like she’s been around and hilarious for a decade already.
Yup, she had her own show on Comedy Central already 8 years ago, I've been obsessed with her since before that :) but the gen pop/Netflix/football crowd didn't know her
Get's getting "Parent Famous" now - we've known about her - older people are catching on to her.
You're INSANE DUDE
People are acting that way because her "internet" reach has gone more mainstream recently with the Brady roast, this podcast and others in the last few weeks, all within the same kind of sphere.
Lots of new people that won't have seen her previous decade or so of stuff.
Are you a podcast listener?@@LimorG
These two have massive chemistry. Great together.
Nikki explaining the masculine/feminine energy differences & what not was top notch explanation......
This the perfect type of energy & vibe...love the "different" perspectives perfect combination of knowledge & humor....35 mins in & its one of my fave episodes already
I always liked Nikki but after the roast and hearing this conversation, you can tell she is super down to earth and genuine. Excited for her career to take off
Nikki always picks up on what theo puts down
Theo needs to lay his pipe on the ground. let her pick that thang up
“155 after the Rock finishes.” An absolute death knell 🔔
Nikki set that place on fire! She got Kevin good lol, and the joke about shooting her bf for "a lottery ticket to suck Tom off" had me dying laughing 😂 Nikki and Tony were the best 2 hands down
😂😅
One of the best jokes of that roast
She stole that from someone on Kill Tony and wrote it differently.
@@boicutt really ? ! I believe it. What ep?
One of my favorite episodes everrrrr! Please make this a thing! Your comedy goes together like coffee and a joint 😎
"some of us are gettin m0elested"
"not it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love Nikki glaser, but no matter who’s on the podcast I always think they’re so lucky to be having a conversation with Theo!❤
You're such a Glazer
Two of my favorite people to watch together on a podcast every time they get together it's great chemistry.
"A real oatmeal eatin lesbian" 🤣😂
It's like a hospital room in Dunkirk had me dying referring to Nikki's period😂😂😂
Theo getting mad close to being the biggest person on the Internet now
Slow down.
Or simply mad close to being the bestest in general. The Vonster rules! Gang gang!
All by himself too. Which is pretty awesome. Theo is the king.
1 million views per video. 8+billion humans. Your math is off
LMAO relax kid. Nobody else in my family eve knows about him. Lets slow down a bit
Nikki is hilarious, always loved her comedy and interviews. She's cool as hell.
She has a great laugh to so her sitting with Theo is a definite win! 😂
these two got me gigglin and kickin my feet at my desk at work
The energy between you two is undeniable ✨
the largest Pomeranian you can have took me out🤣🤣🤣
"She already walked a mile in them" is peak mfin comedy 😂😂😂
That sequence was hilarious lol
@jasonluke9518 bro I almost never verbally laugh at anything online. It was 2am and it felt like I was throwing up a laugh 😂
What great podcast! Awesome thanks!
“A lot of people didn’t believe Canada was real, it took us 7 times….” Hahaha so good!
"I'm looking forward to loving you, I don't know you yet, but I'm looking forward to loving you - or maybe I do know you!" Theo omg 🥹
She agreed
Doesn’t Nikki have some on and off again boyfriend for the past several years? Why do I feel like Theo would love her right
@deecee7042 i got a flirty vibe too 👀 but yes shes been dating chris convy, it seems serious
I feel the same way, Theo. I dream about him sometimes. Who ever he is. Until then, I'm loving myself, friends, & family ❤
@@liadown9052 Amen to that ❤
yes yes yes... love when she's a guest on here. they are so funny together. needed this today, thank you theo!!!
ATTENTION THEO: I've been dogging Bobbie Lee about this and let you slide for way too long.
You owe Brendan Schaub for your successful comedy career. He put you up on King and the Sting, then you dropped him like a bad habit.
Well I got news for you, it's time to pay up. 20% of all profits going back 3 years and going forward. Yea he's taxing you, but you got off easy. Believe me, it could have been worse for you. Far worse.
Pay the vig.
Theos reading was impeccable this episode 😂😂 he didnt fumble a single word
"They never found the boats." might be the funniest quip I've ever heard in that context. Such a quick response
“Molested or forgetful” my new netflix special
“Was your dad an astronaut? 🧑🚀”
Jesus Theo you are one of a kind… 😆
the rest of that pickup line is..."because you`re out of this world"
Yeah, there aint many as hacky as him
This was such a great episode
I love you theo, you make my days easier and bring laughter when the world is beating me down. You are one of my influences to get sober and reach out for help. I hope to see a show one day
20 minutes in with Theo and Nikki, two amazing comedians , GOLD!
The duo of awkward talks are back baby
"I want to know what love is" "I want you to show me"! Great duet....
What a delightful interview! Nikki Glaser effortlessly showcases the perfect harmony of brains and beauty. Her quick wit and profound insights, coupled with Theo Von's unique charm, make this conversation a masterclass in engaging and thoughtful dialogue. It’s refreshing to see such a blend of intelligence and humor, proving once again that true beauty radiates from within. Well done!
Can you guys just like do this every time you are bored or whatever 😂😂😂
I want more!!!…what a beautiful combo, I had a nice time listening
Can’t remember the last time I watched 2 bears 1 cave, thankful to have someone as positive and talented as Theo in this space
Yeah I dont get how anyone can watch those dudes. I've legit gave them a chance many times and they don't make me laugh ever. TBH rogan doesn't either. But I dont consider Joe's a comedy podcast.
Do you think there’s only 2 good comedy podcasts? There’s hundreds..
Me ether. I did check out the dr Phil episode tho. Laughed my ass off
Same here, watch the ‘Dr Phil’ episode, it was laughs every 15 seconds
It is crazy all you grown men go to other podcast to cry about Tom and Bert. You guys are so attention needy
"you could cry on a lesbian" lol
*cu-
@@thacoolbean:(
Honestly it's funny, but my lesbian friends would call me gay.
i felt that 😂
I mean no comment 🤣
This is some of the best stuff I've seen from Theo.
Great interview Theo 😊
@ 22:18 "ur still just bothering people..... being an eternal trick-or-treater" 🤣🤣🤣 Lmao, the random stuff Theo says absolutely cracks me up! Gang gang ✌️
he was so quick with that 😂 i’m still laughing
“I use a hitachi wand”
“Oh my god is that a dewalt” 😂 1:32:49
Bro so funny 🤣
How did I not know her before the roast? She was so good!! And the two of you just talking like two friends who aren’t afraid to bust each other’s balls was phenomenal.
lol the makeshift tampon. 😂 love that she shared that with us and Theo 😆😆
"Either m0lested or forgetful" theo is wild 😂
Molested*
Nobody is more ruthless but also as kind as Nikki Glasser. I was fortunate to meet her in St Louis!!
Lucky! The meet and greet was sold out! I tried getting a free one but couldnt.
@@carmen3091 I was at the bar and I could hear that she was still hanging around and there was no security watching the door so I just went back there.. I don’t think there was a meet and greet- looked like maybe family and friends.
@daringries omg!!!!! I knew i shouldve stayed. The security was asking who was in line at the meet and greet and was looking for wristbands so i had to leave. I shouldve waited outside!
Shes said on her podcastthat if you ask for a free meet and greet and the merchandise booth that she will give it to people that cant afford it. I wouldve paid for one but they qere sold out!
@@carmen3091 she was so nice- I didn’t get the impression that I was unwanted or bothering her at all. She’s awesome!
She actually understands a man named Theo. Our favorite comedian. Theo!… go after her. She’s one in a billion.
It is awesome to know Nikki is a big fan of Theo. They play off each other so well, and always the best of hangs with these two.
"I don;'t know how gravity works up there(Canada)" & "a lot of people didn't think it was real." lol
Theo thanks for over coming Downs, I need this podcast in my life. Ur hilarious. BLESSINGS BROTHER
Great episode!
These two hanging out and sharing their conversions is great.
Love it! ❤😊
@ 25:49 Lmao Whitney got them HEAVIES! 🏋♀️ lol "if i was that baby id never grow past 2 months" 🤣 Theo rules
I would be attached to those 24/7
This was a fantastic episode. Top 5 id say. Keep up the good work Theo we love you
Theo makes me look at the imaginary camera (like the on “The Office”) like 50 times! 🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've been waiting for Nikki to get her shine! I loved her when she came on Conan O Brien and she always made me laugh no matter what she was doing. I feel like she's been underrated for so long!
You listen to the pod?
"If i were a baby id never grow past that" 😂😂
"catching you buying a slave" what a crazy line 😂
They have the best comedy chemistry!!!
Her burn about Ross looking like something cancer would catch was the best line of the Brady roast 😂