Joey Diaz Roasts Lee's Food Choices | Volume 1
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 มี.ค. 2019
- Conveyor belt sushi, lizard meat tacos, meticulously cupcake eating, and more!
All clips from The Church of What's Happening Now
Hosted by Joey "Coco" Diaz and Lee "Boom Boom" Syatt
#JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor
“How you been Lee”
*Starts to ridicule Lee 5 seconds later*
Tyler Anderson lmao
Dude his memory is amazing for all the drugs hes consumed 😂
Your obviously not from New Jersey or New York dogg
Alfred Rodriguez consumes*
He said how are you doing cocksucker not lee lol
Classic.
“They got caught serving lizards in 2000 something.”
"There's no stray cats in those neighborhoods!!" Joey Diaz re Chinese/Thai food joints!
What timestamp 😭
@@NCR_Ranger115 0:17
@@gincream1993 lmao 🤣
Love some gecko
"I love animals but I'll kick a pigeon" - Joey Diaz
Nicholas “as hard as I can” 🤣
Rats with wings
flying rat, lives in its own shit makes it's nest with SHIT!
@bullsi20 yeah nyc is infested by them
Joey ill kick a pigeon diaz
Joey finds a way to make me upset about what lee eats
Like his name is hank
I know right? Its like im concerned for lee.
“Cause lees a piece of shit”- Joey coco Diaz
@@LxGWolverine "Lee is the best!!" Same Source
@@ghnfyhj lol
lee not liking the feeling of grass as a baby explains so much
Alex Jacobs 😂
its like hodor, he got a forward flashback into joey’s training of DET! he starts hating every grass
As he’s telling this story I’m just thinking of my 19 month old who’s the same way with grass and dirt lol
@hudson 83 month old wtf
@@daynachapin2457 my 165 month old acts the same way!
Lee would be perfect as a decoy for To catch a predator 😂😂
" i spilled LSD on my t shirt, i have to put it in the wash!"
Joey could walk in to and be like take a seat right there what did you eat today
Nah he would be the guy showing up to pump in a preteen
@@Blernster lmfao
@@Blernster Wtf is wrong with you.
In the last clip Lee is so stoned the edibles have given him cerebral palsy
Ffs hahaha
yoooooo lmaooo
Back when he was in training
😂😂😂 comment of the year
😂😂😂😂 class
An old Jewish man and two Mexican guys run a D rated sushi restaurant, next to a rat-infested dumpster. That's gold.
Dale Kelly , They serve it Al Fresco 😂😂😂
Dale Kelly didn’t speak a lick of English hahaha
Under a highway lmao
They’re out there talking about gluten and hahaha
😂😂😂 Rated ‘L’ for Lizard lol
😂😂 I love whenever Joey goes “you see what I gotta deal with”
he timed that so perfectly haha
"Those Koreans are over there, jumpin up and down."
Joey saying minorities jumping up and down will never not be funny
I love that...🤣
The love joey has for Lee is unconditional
Young Jaime over the JRE wishes he had this with Joe.
Matt F. He’s locked in a cage
Let him out of that cage!
jp 0901
and sometimes when Rogan is bored he practices Jiu-Jitsu chokes,arm bars, leg locks etc, on Young Jamie,he make Jamie smoke DMT as well or so I’ve heard.....
@@erickolivarezzz6683 I heard that as well and afterwards he put him into his sensory deprivation tank and its entirely possible he's still in there to this day
Killerbee McTitties one huuuuuundred percent possible
"Your sushi days with me are DONE... you embarrass me.." spoken like a true father 🤣
Laughed so hard at Lee’s voice in the last clip.
Same he is so blazed
He sounds like Joaquin Phoenix 😂
@@stepkickking9868 LMAO
I didnt realize I was actually upset and walking around the house with a frown until my wife asked why I am upset and I told her because Lee eats like the new generation. Joey is very persuasive.
And controlling apparently.
@@JacobHayden911 oh come on mate 🤣
Then you have the wrong channel buddy
"Mr. Syatt, you don't understand what I live with here."
Hearing Lee’s noises and moans with his laugh is something beautiful
Lee is such a fat fuck.. suuuch a fat fuck..
No Lee is so fat and big and stupid
^ yall are soft
Oh my god-lee lol
Love him
‘Lizard meat in 2000’
Iguanas are an Invasive species so its OPEN season, you could probably make a mean iguana taco imo.
The Guatemalans down in key west grill those bad boys. If you can catch a few, they’ll give you 30-40 dollars a piece.
@@ivanravenski I’d eat the hell outta a damn iguana taco. That shit sounds fire.
Lizuhd meat
25:04 "omnahbumnumguh bring a turkey over there" - Lee Syatt
Lmao
So I’m just discovering this podcast, but this particular scene why does this “Lee” talk like he’s talking? It seems to be in quite different tone than previous clips I’ve seen
@@travisp5747 are you trolling? hes high as fuck. They were taking edibles pretty much every episode back then
2000 milligrams of edibles indeed..
13:03 😂Lee’s getting all comfortable and opening up to Joey! Joey: “Dawg you make an ass of yourself doing everything else” 😂Lee: “merry Christmas” hahahahaha
bruh that shit was hilrious
I was crying lol
amazing
"Why does turkey matter?!?"
"Because this is fuckin America, Lee."
Lee in that last clip is stoned to the gills
Will Kummer I was gonna say, is he all good haha
Back in his beginner days
Why does turkey matter? I’ll have turkey at some point..
Hes fucking high as fuck In the first one too
@@bigj7807 he’s fine, he just couldn’t handle joeys stuff at the time lol. I think joeys stash would make me go mute for a minute tbh
It's so funny how lee enthusiasticaly tells a 1-2 minute story about how he likes being neat and Joey just goes "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK"
Joe is the father Lee wish he had. At least on the part where Joe pushes Lee out of his comfort zone. Lol
NeATaNDtURdy deep down Lees gotta be grateful even though Joey tortures him lol still yet Joeys opened up alotta doors for Lee and giving him alotta opportunities
fuck me thats a stretch
His dad wouldn’t drug him
He’s a good friend lol hehe wouldn’t change his dad
It’s more like an uncle lol definitely not dad.
Lee bro why you sound like you're always holding back a burp
He probably is. And is probably holding back a massive shit too
Trenton Dyer LMAOOOOO!! 😂😂😂
Anyone else just sit here in awe and curiosity of exactly how high lee must have been at 26:05 minute mark talking about turkey?
wah does turke maher
He's getting emotional about the fact he has some girl to eat Turkey dinner and Lee finally comes back at him true emotion
“They got caught serving lizids. They put that fkn Lizid meat in they tacos” Lmmfao 😂😭
*too
Lee sounded like he was about to cry at the end hahahahha
flying jew was crying inside... " i dont really care" its when it peaks
Poor Lee about to burst with pain over turkey.
Lee always sounds like that 😂
“I don’t talk to people that eat hummus” 😂
“Mr. Syatt you don’t understand what I live with!”
Old Joey a gentleman to the end. Love this guy.
Joey:
Lee: aye aye aye aye
Joey: No, listen
“Little Japanese people take care of flowers. It’s beautiful.” 😂😂😂
If the title of the video starts with “Joey roasts Lee”, you know it’s going to be a classic 😂
25:27 Lee sounding like a child while his uncle is angrily speaking to em
26:00 Lee sounds so sad 😂😂😂
😂 listening to Lee and Action Branson talk about Jewish food 😂 😭 😂
Kushkuvanavich
“He had a plan for this cupcake” lmaooo
I love how Lee gets frustrated but holds his tongue with Joey lmfao
25:55 lee turned that whole sentence into one word
Lmfaoooooo
yep! 🤣🤣🤣
Lee: "I was on... Yelp"
Joey: "Here we go"
“I know I’ll beat a squirrel but at what cost?” 😂😂😂 I don’t know why but this took me out.
Mickey Gall 😆
That last clip is a PSA against marijuana use.
I wanna see Lee be in Joey’s position one day and have his own Lee junior
Yeah that’d be cool
“Where’d you find this fuckin mutt” 😂😂😂
Man. If there was one wish I could have, that would be to meet Joey Diaz and Lee in person, especially on their podcasts. Two great, laid back guys that have great hearts. I’d do anything I could to just be in that room.
Lol I love lee. He use to annoy me, but I grew to like him
Lee Syatt is fucking wobbled to the gills in the last clip. He literally can’t even speak English. That guy is cracking me up 😂
Love how action Bronson had to school him on his own cultures food 😂
Joey roasting anyone about food choices is comedy by default. That’s the whole bit, punch line and all.
25:58 Lee sounded like Jonah Hill in that moment I busted out laughing 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣
“Right now there’s little kids right now looking for their cats somewhere in Venice” 😂😂
"Got the koreans jumping up and down" lmao
I think lee spent 11 months in the womb 🤦🏻♂️
Joey: "you make an ass of yourself everywhere else"
Lee: "ugh, Merry Christmas"
"He gets mad because its not what he wants" 😂😂
I love how concerned joey is with lee’s decisions
That last clip is too much
c C dsds bro lees voice as he’s trying to explain himself is priceless
E Stone I’m fucking dying
Lee is so godamn high in that clip lmfao
Damn that last clip. gave me mixed emotions
I've been there before, dude is struggling lol.
Lee was so high in space he's fighting the Halo wars.
Lee always sounds like he's on the verge of crying 😂😂
I love how Joey treats Lee like his son.
I once brought a friend to a 4-star seafood/steakhouse restaurant and he ordered FISH AND CHIPS! I still call him fish and chips to this day!
Whats wrong with Fish and Chips
@@Ketannabis Shit tier food
I like fish and chips but I'm not ordering that at a 4 star seafood restaurant
Denzel Lima i brought a friend to a real good ramen/sushi place, and the jackass got yellow curry of all things!
What the fuck is a "4 star" restaurant? The maximum Michelin stars a restaurant can be awarded is 3 stars.
14:58 Joey was enjoying watching someone else roast Lee on his food knowledge 🤣
do you see what i gotta deal with
😂😂😂
“He gets the potato chips”
Lost my shit😂
"Why does turkey matter??" 😆😆😆😂😂😂😂
That killed me
Read it as he was saying it
Fucking died
Lee always bringing tough questions to the table
Why does it matter tho???? I don't get it..... It's his money. When did food become some cultural thing, and if you don't eat the way people want you to eat you're a piece of shit.... I REALLY don't get it.
Because food is inherently tied to culture??
Lee is literally just real life Morty
Uncle Joey and Lee have a brilliant relationship. Showrunners dream to have two people who work so well together naturally
I never knew I could literally sit and just hear another man tell stories all day
"Mr syatt, you dont understand what i live with" lmfaooo
"Mr. Syatt, you don't know what I gotta live with." LMAO Telling Lee's Dad how sad Lee is. Dying!!
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt is the greatest duo TH-cam will ever see
“I can take a steak and turn it into a filet mingon” Joeys the best😂
“Why does Turkey matter?” Cause it’s America
10:06 "Mr. Syatt you don't understand what I live with." 😂😂
"You just put Wasabi on it..."
"Yes absolutely I put Wasabi on it!"
"............you don't put Wasabi on it..."
😂🤣😂🤣
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 Billy goat food 💀💀💀 off the rip
Joey doesn't hold no punches
Hey Joey i was raised and born in Queens New York and all i got to say bro you are so f****** entertaining bro while I work 10 hours a day driving all day that's all I f***in listen to instead of music I f****** love ur b******* you the man.🗽
If Joey and Lee lived in a parallel universe they'd have adventures like Rick and Morty
“It doesn’t matter to me”- Lee Syatt....I’m gonna put that on my tombstone lol hahaha
“You go to Joe’s, ITS TRADITION!”
I always come back to this whenever I need a laugh 😂 billy goat food
So Joey is dogging him for eating "generic American sushi" and then proceeds to say he needs to eat fried sushi rolls. Lmao. So cultured.
But fried sushi rolls are bomb, American sushi is jus edible plastic fish shit
@@yellowshowsgaming8396 American sushi sounds like ass.
They got caught serving lizards in two thousand something😷😂
Keep it coming uncle Joey!! Best podcast ever. Just roll up some good ganja & you're golden
14:20 "So the wonton they just put it in the soup. The Kreplach they fucking fry the shit first. THEN PUT IT IN THE SOUP" 😂😂
LMAO @ this is 2 day old sushi, I'll live, I swam in the Hudson...
Bahahahahahaha comment of the year
His story about lee and his pet fly because of the hummus he eats brings me to tears I laugh so hard
imagine if mike tyson heard him talking abt pigons like that lmao
“Some kid is out there lookin for his cat and these Koreans are jumpin up and down”
“Got to take a chance sometimes Columbus did”-Joey Diaz
Conveyer belt sushi 😂
Tips for people in the valley: best Mediterranean food: yerevan steakhouse best pizza:Danielle’s wood fired best Mexican:cilantro, tacos el venado, el sauz
Whenever I am depressed I go to this. Love joey ranting about food. Like a docta
I love the Turkey enforcement Lee gets at the end. Lee looked super baked trying to comprehend the turkeys significance. ahhaaa
"shrimp toast"
"I dont know that one I'm from Queens" LMAO
"I hate pigeons with all my heart" - LMAO!
Can't wait till you break 100k subs. Here from the first 20🤙🤙🤙
Does anyone else get bothered when anyone bullies Lee besides Joey?
Joey "I love animals but I'll kick a pigeon" Diaz
I’m been a big eel fan lately . Absolutely love it .
Yeah man. I've been catching them in the dams on my family's farm. It's really important to learn the proper technique for cleaning them. But once you've figured that out, you're golden. Unlimited free eel.
Lees like a Joey jr the way they go back and forth is awesome it’s like a father son chemistry
I went to that bartending school next the sushi place 😂😂😂. Great instructor and what’s funny is that the bartending instructor Lou is old school New York and would probably get along well with Joey