r/Crackheadcraigslist | BUY IT!?!??!?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 มี.ค. 2022
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Nothing better than Crackheads Craigslist with Lexi-kitty!!! Her ability to match the post with her voice is amazing!!
wait their a girl?!
@✎ 𝘼𝙞𝙯𝙚𝙣~ I never knew
QUEEN
@@zkd0
same
@@EmKay agreed
7:35 There's actually a reason for this listing! If you put up an empty wasp nest on your house it deters live ones from settling there! It's basically physiological warfare! :D
Ohh, never thought of that, I own a tiny wasp nest & have it on display in a bell jar. I collect natural 'art', got a few bugs, insects, did have a beautiful blue morpho butterfly, but my cat knocked it down & ate most of it.
I mean, if you were to start a town would you do it next to post apocalyptic ruins?
Craigslist should just be renamed to “selling food I already took a bite out of”
Or in case of around the 6:35 mark, "selling a bed where I totally didn't take a bite of the person sleeping in it".
"Pre-loved"
Brooo 💀
No, crackslist
"FNAF Purple Guy Shaped Cheeto"
Finally, a piece of food that is not shaped like an Among Us character for once.
what the fuck are these comments
@@Yeehawee bots
Har har har har har har har har har
Har har har har
Har har har har
among us strawberry
@@MitsubishiGTO if your doing what I think your doing then you need one more har
15:58 Lexi said "what. the. hell." exactly when my dog decided to face plant jump into the couch and made a loud ass bang. What the hell is right.
Yup seems legit
That last one really made me laugh... And then I just thought of someone putting a fairy crown 👑 and gluing some iridescent wings to their back and just screaming about being a woodland fairy while doing that... it would have been hilarious and perfect. 😆 😂 😆
New York City subway. You get at least one every month.
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Finally
U SPOILED IT I JUST CAME NOOOOOO
Would have been? It was!!
Oddly specific
Those scissors are a very strange collection. Hair dressing shears, fabric scissors, paper scissors, safety scissors, garden scissors, its a very large mix. Most of them run for 7-10 each and the hairdressing scissors and nice fabric scissors could be upwards of $30 new so this isn't an awful one...
0:00 they really toke "jesus is always watching" to a whole new level
I laughed so hard when she showed it
2:25 I mean, there is also a Japanese desert that is a rectangular waffle with soft serve filling. They are amazing, but rare as hell to find in the states. Only at like import stores.
first three are bots like always
@@Idk-lp8xy What first three are you even referring to? If you mean me, then you are far from the truth. And I am not kidding either, they are a waffle wafer with vanilla ice cream filling. One brand of them is called Jumbo or something.
Nice to know I'm not the only one to notice that & think that's a pretty good deal.
@@hiddendesire3076 he means the first three replies
We shall call him the Mattress Maniac. It was definitely the killer writing that ad to get more victims.
"Why is it a screenshot of the picture" I work at a place where sometimes people come to print some random stuff, and I swear we get someone like that at least once a week. Including taking screenshots of every page of a 30 page PDF to send to our email, instead of including the PDF because "you can't print PDFs"?!?! With the occasional sprinkle of "why can't you just photocopy my phone" and "why can't you print this photo of a paper laying on my table so it's looking like original document".
“Do I look I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a goddang hot dog!”
9:00 that was disturbing. And the way she was reading actually made me feel scared.
6:10 , I'm extremely concerned for that bed, not the owner, just the bed...
"Hot, thick protein shot"
This nearly made me gag
Those guys looking for female roommates... You just know there's a 100% chance of a camera hidden in the bedroom and bathroom.
Sadly
Im pretty sure there was a post about them sharing a bed
5:30 Wireless earbuds usually work by having one "controlling" earbud that controls the Bluetooth connection. So you can use only one, it just has to be the controller one, which I assume is pretty frequantly the right one...
unless both are capable of being the controller. I have two sets of BT earbuds that each let me use only the left or right earbud as well as both together.
@@TeraunceFoaloke Yeah, some buds have that too, but that's usually for the more expensive kind. Never owned Airports so no idea if they have controllers on both sides
@@visala4495 one of mine cost $20 in Walmart and the other cost $32 online.
@@TeraunceFoaloke Man, I live in Northern Finland. I want those prices too 😭 Ordering on Amazon would add like 30-50 € to the actual cost of the earbuds along with import taxes. It definitely shows in the prices here but I guess not everywhere. Earbuds and headphones here are either complete shit or in the ~60-80€ price range
AirPods Pro in general need both to connect to your phone sooo….
5:59
If Lexi is telling you that you need better eyesight, you're blind blind
my family is christian but like when i was learning how to draw stars, I was always taught how to draw a pentagram or whatever they're called, so a kindergartner drawing one isn't so weird
This. To this day, I have no artistic talent, I can only draw a star that way
It still looks lopsided either way though 😔
Well Lexie, since you asked, the car at 07:00 is a Sebring-Vanguard CitiCar, model SV-36. Fitted with a 3.5HP 48Volt electric motor, or the better model came with a 6HP motor. Vintage 1970s motoring. A quick look on ebay has one currently going at $3000.
I *think* some of those *might* be fabric scissors, if so that is a freaking steal because those buggers can be expensive AF.
My first thought is that those came from the airport. Y'know, the confiscated item box. I bet their superior made them bring those and they thought "wtf am i supposed to do with all these scissors??" And decided to just sell em for quick bucks
That “gorgeous Victorian doll” looks like the perfect item for a horror movie 😅
As a Brit I can state that Frazzles are amazing! If you're planning on doing an import order might I suggest also getting Chipsticks & Monster Munch (Steve-O swears by the latter).
5:06 I don’t know much about Rick & Morty but to me that “ski doo be doo be doo” sounds more like something from Scooby doo than Rick & Morty
Sounds like something from Gravity Falls
@@J.A.huscher don’t know too much about Gravity Falls either but I’ll take your word for it
16 minutes + lexi + crackheadcraigslist
= perfect video
FACTS
2:30
HOLY SH*T THAT WAS MY POST
Awesome
th-cam.com/video/szEmLIdMrr0/w-d-xo.html .
The first meme was just terrified Jesus
Jesus realizing that this Generation is doomed from the start:
Edit: no I'm not Christian
th-cam.com/video/szEmLIdMrr0/w-d-xo.html .
Jesus statue does truly make my heart stop
Hey, just letting you guys know you get me through some pretty tough shit, keep the good content up
Lexi kitty is my spirit animal. I also have a collection of lego, fallout and play way too much stardew valley
0:17 when they person next to you talks bad about Emkay
I am bean. You are bean. We are all bean.
Except me. I am not bean. I am Starscream and I have deceived you.
2:29 "12 dollars for that extra long one"
Lexi.... thats pounds...
th-cam.com/video/szEmLIdMrr0/w-d-xo.html .
A notification?
Its an Emkay upload!
Lexi is narrating?!
It's a blessing from the lord!!!
Yes
@@snoote533 yes
@@OverlordMalarkey yes
@@rylancharlie2335
Yes
@@snoote533 yes
"Man if this mattress could talk, oh the stories it would tell,"
Nooooo thanks, i'm good
00:05 jesus Christ it's a Jesus head bust
12:26 that price is too high. Some girl at school is selling them for 5 dollars and you'll randomly see them in someone's hands while going down the hallway.
That 1973 Tesla made me laugh. That's a Sebring-Vanguard CitiCar btw
That person has every pair of scissors you have ever lost.
Lexi is back! Lexi is back! Lexi is back!!!!!
The return of the Queen
My grandma is watching a show in the other room and two tambourine noises sound right on the Jesus zoom ins lol.
5:38 that's actually very common, if you lose one AirPod or it stops working, you can buy just one instead of a whole pair
The ad for a pile of scissors with a random pair of cat nail clippers thrown in. 🤣🤣🤣
So, I went through a really bad breakdown earlier tonight (tried to $3|f h@rm, which I haven’t done before). I was trying to calm myself down and I saw that Lexi’s playlist had a new video. As weird as this video may be, I wanted to thank you. Hearing your voice is such a serotonin booster, it’s crazy. The razor burn still hurts a crapload, but I have this to watch now. Thank you, Lexi, from the bottom of my heart. 💕
I know this was 2 years ago but, you doing okay now?
7:08 Lexi, look up "the CitiCar is an electric cheese wedge from the 1970s". By all accounts, it's Trabant level bad
it's not trabant level bad, it's like...... reliant robin but with 4 wheels bad
Don't buy blended or faux leather. It will flake EVERYWHERE!!! EVEN IF you use the conditioner and cleaner to "keep it nice".
Real leather is so much better quality and doesn’t put micro plastics into the environment. And it’s a renewable resource!
Yes, I want 1 bean please 🌱 😂
2:07 i would buy straight up
Me too
*I enjoyed this more than I should*
0:13 I stare into ITS soul
I think that the Jesus wall thing needs to be burned... It's literally just waiting to posses someone.. 🔥😁🔥
Man, I HATE those statues that look like they're always watching you when viewed from different angles
I would put it in a guest bedroom if someone who I don’t like stayed over 😂 just kidding I want it nowhere near me
8:15 the 240 SX comes with a free Bruno.
Why does that Alf Doll look like a boss-summoning item?
Yeah ikr
MY NIGHT IS SO MUCH BETTER AFTER LEXI
I'm gonna stay up again watching EmKay
for the 3rd time
I saw the Las cruces one I'm from there and that makes so much sense with the buy and sell groups XD
Ah, a fellow human from Las Cruses
The dysentery fan is autocorrect 100
You guys are my comfort channel.
4:58 We wouldn't see this guy in the next Scooby-Doo movie either. XD
After doing a bit of googling, the airpod one is a pretty good idea. You can reset them to link up as a pair if you get a replacement like that.
Emkay puts me to sleep even the crackheadclegslist 😂❤️
@@namesarenotimp0rtant I’m not a bot if that’s what your saying
@@namesarenotimp0rtant oh 😂😂
Of course the dead cactus is from the Massachusetts Northampton!
2:46 Lexi, $123,456 is shorthand for “I had to put a price here.” It’s used for free items or items where they’re expecting you to make your best offer.
8:44 Same thing. “£1,234” = “Make me your best offer”
5:40
yes, Lexi, you can indeed use a single airpod. you'd have to have the case that comes with it though 😛
9:00 he came in the protein didnt he. didnt he.
👏🏻somebody👏🏻get👏🏻Lexi👏🏻a👏🏻Shamoo👏🏻plush👏🏻
Saw the thumbnail and had to click, heard Lexi and had to stay
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Me after seeing the cans for sale: I'm gonna need a bag to hold them tho bc I CAN't hold them with my hands
5:58 it's all about having faith in what you can't see
12:23 Dwayne the Oc Johnson
My brother and I used to get barrels of bottles and cans every weekend from the restaurant we worked at, and then take them to the machines at the grocery store. We'd race to redeem the most, and we got to keep whatever money we got for them. Good times.
that one in Centralia... is literally Silent Hill
Squatted shopping cart made me laugh
That thumbnail makes me think of the shopkeeper in the town with no name with his special offer of a single baked bean.
At 7:13 does the monitor look like it has an elephant on it or am I going crazy? Haha.😅
selling shopping carts is the realest crackhead craigslist i've seen. seriously, they LOVE stealing them. i saw plenty of abandoned shopping carts in Independence, MO. not like, left in the parking lot, but like on sidewalks or tossed into a ditch. my dad was a crackhead and i know i've seen at least one stolen shopping cart in our garage.
Normally, I like Crackhead Craigslist. This reading was even better. And the background music, well done!
0:07 OH LOOK, ITS MY SLEEP PARALYZES DEMON!
What a good note to end on
you have a really good Mr. Burns voice
For only $20, he better be extracting the protein himself. If I do it, it's gonna be a clean hundo lol
6:54 NOOO this is a crime,the bread god (from discord) hated it.
* takes screenshot of jesus to make a meme reaction image "
The content is so funny but the voice so so oddly calmin I feel relaxed enough it almost puts me to sleep
Lexi needs to be a narrator for a horror movie
8:57 I'm sad to say it, but Oculus isn't a thing anymore, Meta (formerly known as Facebook) owns it all and has decided to delete the brand completely, you can buy the name even because no company is called Oculus anymore.
9:12 I live near winnipeg and i'm now very scared.
(At 4:57) We wouldn't see this guy in the next Scooby doo movie either. XD
as a lifetime Illinois resident, i can concur these are very normal listings
1:20
Man and that 666 paper on the floor
Was anyone just at least humming " Raspberry Berett" by Prince ( R.I.P. 1958-2016) on the Dr. Richard add? I couldn't not stop myself!
I bet someone bought that bean, though. 😂
The average amount of beans per can is 465, if the bean costs 1 dollar then a whole can of beans would cost around 400-500 dollars. Which is slightly higher then the normal price.
4:06 that's a steal if the doll is included, cabbage patch dolls fetch hundreds to thousands of dollars
That's not a pentacle, I mean it is, but that's how they teach kids how to draw stars in school......
Anyone notice In the intro they flip us off? I did😂
0:35 Don't buy the bean, trade your cow for it!
Yes Lexi you can use one earbud at a time, I've gone through a full 12 hour shift just by switching the earbuds every 4 hours or so , the container recharges the one you don't use
First thing that carrot looked like a bad Lion head then it looked like the dude from the scream painting wearing a hoodie
3:15 freeeeeee
Lol
3:53 can someone send me a link to this I need it for a friend
6:49 she look like she about to eat it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂