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  • @whoslighttho4044
    @whoslighttho4044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2764

    9:24 sorry for chain posts but did he just say that

    • @Fiveyrkgos
      @Fiveyrkgos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      No

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

      Damien didn't leave 🙂🙂🙂 We turned him into a Living Doll 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 This is the true "EmKay Fate"

    • @wolfieisacat13
      @wolfieisacat13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      @@EmKay i know what you did.... slazo got sick of being locked up in damiens basement and turned the tables and now damien is locked in slazos basement!

    • @ChevyYenko
      @ChevyYenko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      the wolf pack soon Zach will join him

    • @whoslighttho4044
      @whoslighttho4044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ChevyYenko u take that back

  • @DelusionalInsider
    @DelusionalInsider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1385

    He sounds like sonic..from the movie..
    I love it.

    • @generalgrievous1329
      @generalgrievous1329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      What you don't know is he secretly voiced Sonic and is running from the cops after saying "Sonic says,your big tiddy goth girlfriend is mine" to a 12 year old (keep in mind this is a joke for all you believers)

    • @diepgamer439
      @diepgamer439 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @unitedstatesofamerica156
      @unitedstatesofamerica156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tbh he sounds like a smart shaggy

    • @DelusionalInsider
      @DelusionalInsider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@unitedstatesofamerica156 or...smart shaggy sounds like sonic?

    • @WhatIsMyLif3
      @WhatIsMyLif3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really.......

  • @cowboymattias
    @cowboymattias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    Emkay: Hires Damien
    Me: Gets used to him
    Emkay: Doesn’t use Damien and uses Zach
    Me: Verbally confused
    Me: Gets used to Zach
    Emkay: Uses Robin
    Me: WHO THE HELL IS THIS

    • @ket451
      @ket451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      he's that announcer for those ads for things you'd see on the news channel targeted towards older people.

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "Verbally confused" ?????
      Do you mean visibly?

    • @shadowblaze5289
      @shadowblaze5289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Gustav Rex no no he didn’t stutter

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      We don't know who Robin is he just locked himself in the recording studio and won't stop making videos. If he doesn't come out in the next 15 minutes we're legally allowed to delete this channel

    • @kaon9101
      @kaon9101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@EmKay lemme download all your video before yall shutting down your channel

  • @Samyazaaaa
    @Samyazaaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4636

    Petition to say on every intro "Whats poppin its Robin" please. Anyways great video

    • @emadrewington
      @emadrewington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      What's throbbing, I'm Robin

    • @Samyazaaaa
      @Samyazaaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@emadrewington i dont wanna get political...but..whats throbbin😳

    • @davo_daniel9199
      @davo_daniel9199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I agree

    • @mr.bananaman3178
      @mr.bananaman3178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Like sucking, call robin

    • @runarigus
      @runarigus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes

  • @vengfulhowl
    @vengfulhowl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    2010: can curse all you want and not get demonitized
    2020: legitimately can't say coronavirus without getting demonitized

    • @thetrashiestman
      @thetrashiestman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dude,youtube takes away your pay for saying real world events. TH-cam is not a stable job. And Susan is a godamn karen

    • @AstralArbourSystem
      @AstralArbourSystem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@thetrashiestman it's to stop the spread of misinformation. I can see where they're coming from but this isn't the best way to do so.

    • @AlbertoGamezYT
      @AlbertoGamezYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@AstralArbourSystem Yea I said virus in a video where I called out a person who'se spreading false information about it. She straight up said the word and is not demonetized but I got demonetized instead... wtf has this platform become?

    • @erikallen3804
      @erikallen3804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s to stop misinformation. It’s understandable what they’re trying to do, but they shouldn’t do it this way.

    • @Mivlucciiano05
      @Mivlucciiano05 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/Ps0MfBG5-Uo/w-d-xo.html

  • @goose9098
    @goose9098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Red liquid on a couch, leaving the country
    *seems normal*

    • @HellishCube
      @HellishCube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yep

    • @L.jmkop-p
      @L.jmkop-p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@HellishCube together we will frame someone and escape from the city

    • @HellishCube
      @HellishCube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@L.jmkop-p yea pack the bags

    • @funtimefreddy3272
      @funtimefreddy3272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’ll buy it!

    • @prakhar6334
      @prakhar6334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Welcome to America

  • @ci7210
    @ci7210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    Man Slazo sure knows how to hire great narrators
    Damiem
    Zack
    Robin
    All pretty good narrators

    • @Avriel_Mimiga
      @Avriel_Mimiga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      id be a great one but im pretty sure there's no more spots open

    • @sunbea4477
      @sunbea4477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Avriel Mimiga you need to be over 18 lol

    • @WhatIsMyLif3
      @WhatIsMyLif3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Student Eric Lasse yeah, emkay was there for slazo when “that” controversial happened...

    • @WhatIsMyLif3
      @WhatIsMyLif3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Myroh did I say what it was? No, I just said controversial. So just shut up.

    • @Jaylink15
      @Jaylink15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Myroh Chill out dude, it's a comment and a pretty relevant one

  • @karamkaakaji6036
    @karamkaakaji6036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1499

    I fell asleep watching EmKay. Damien’s voice is so soothing. It’s a shame he’s gone, but as long as he’s happy.

    • @Atr00pad00p
      @Atr00pad00p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      He has a channel called "Damien Lee" still active if you're looking for him🥰

    • @princesscadance197
      @princesscadance197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      He’s gone? Aww :( He had the best laugh. I’m sad now.

    • @Lemonnitenite
      @Lemonnitenite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Atr00pad00p :D

    • @mrpopo6425
      @mrpopo6425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      big sad.

    • @Nio.ev0
      @Nio.ev0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      When did he leave?

  • @KingCoelacanth
    @KingCoelacanth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Infinity sanitizer: *is $1*
    Me: A small price to pay for salvation.

  • @incineroar9933
    @incineroar9933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The one about the kid's coffin was kinda wholesome. Makes me think that they bought it for their sick son and he survived and literally doesn't fit in the coffin anymore.

  • @RoninCatholic
    @RoninCatholic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "The kid outgrew it" on the coffin is pretty easy to imagine a reasonable situation:
    - Have extremely ill child
    - Child expected to die soon
    - Child loves Minions
    - Buy customized Minions themed casket
    - Child lives longer than expected, growing larger than the casket would fit
    - To celebrate, simply offer coffin for free to any other family that wants it

    • @goldenbear3744
      @goldenbear3744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Vampire son.

    • @RoninCatholic
      @RoninCatholic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@goldenbear3744 Yes, if you want to allow for blatantly fantastical things.

    • @goldenbear3744
      @goldenbear3744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@RoninCatholic Bold of you to assume it's fantasy, Nathan

    • @RoninCatholic
      @RoninCatholic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goldenbear3744 Unlike demons and dragons, the undead are not real.

    • @goldenbear3744
      @goldenbear3744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RoninCatholic The undead are more likely

  • @shane658
    @shane658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    Everybody is giving robin too much flack. I really like him, and I think he fits the emkay roll really well

    • @Ownniceguy
      @Ownniceguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      For some reason I think Damien is just the perfect emkay. He just has that kind of voice.

    • @shane658
      @shane658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Player_#1 i think Damien is great too, so I watch him on his channel. But robin is also really good

    • @Ownniceguy
      @Ownniceguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I just watch all of the videos that pop up on my home page. I could care less about who it is, Damien just has that voice. Not trying to be mean to robin. I watch robin too.

    • @sawernotellinuminame980
      @sawernotellinuminame980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ThisGuyDoesStuff he is trying way to hard he sounds like ever word he says has one capital letter in it

    • @notcockycody1342
      @notcockycody1342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ownniceguy damien is undeniably the best

  • @NovikNikolovic
    @NovikNikolovic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    *when the person sees people now demanding his Infinity Sanitizer*
    "And they called me a mad man."
    Almost everyone: "Congratulations, you're a prophet."

  • @hawktalon7890
    @hawktalon7890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "a real taxidermy duckling" odd term for a human baby...

  • @Animati0n_Craze
    @Animati0n_Craze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    4:00 I could buy those remotes, so when someone is watching their tv, I could randomly change the channels at 3 A.M., and they wouldn't know it was me.

  • @WaterDrinkingHydroDragon
    @WaterDrinkingHydroDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    0:37 that looks like a murder scene.
    Get me that couch

    • @StonksNZ
      @StonksNZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "Must sell quickly, leaving the country tomorrow." Me: _"Something's wrong, I can feel it."_

    • @yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017
      @yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can i let my cat lick the NEW blood over the old blood?

    • @ft.-featuring
      @ft.-featuring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No its mine get me the blood couch

    • @yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017
      @yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ft.-featuring its mine ill kill for it just to freak people out

    • @ft.-featuring
      @ft.-featuring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh. can i at least add more blood?

  • @CaptainKermit
    @CaptainKermit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    I like Robin, he's a nice guy but it did kinda seem like he was trying too hard in this video... Other than that I'll watch him

    • @dyt6615
      @dyt6615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah i guess he's trying too hard to be entertaining

    • @noodleplays8182
      @noodleplays8182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You guys know this dood use to run from Memes in gmod and screaming his lungs out in terror Also he’s a used to be a depressed boi who knows where his brain is now. Last words SANIC

    • @clyde731
      @clyde731 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

    • @Archer_466
      @Archer_466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He sounds like goofy

    • @loris6298
      @loris6298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hes good but trying to hard to act professianol. He should just be chill xD

  • @martian_2876
    @martian_2876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    0:00 Joe Swanson be like when he’s selling roaches

    • @kazuhaluvr6151
      @kazuhaluvr6151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheMars28 right when I read “Joe Swanson” I immediately though : *ron Swanson?* from parks and rec

    • @calebh6244
      @calebh6244 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheMars28, is that a reference from a episode? If so, I haven’t seen it.

    • @kazuhaluvr6151
      @kazuhaluvr6151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tomato With Internet same

    • @BlatantlySwedishPGN
      @BlatantlySwedishPGN 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that voice lmao

    • @flowerpower003
      @flowerpower003 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christian Edwards Joe mama

  • @TrungNguyen-ob7uy
    @TrungNguyen-ob7uy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    tbh the "Infinity sanitizer" isn't too bad. Think about it. For the price of 1 bucks, you get 6 hand sanitizer (which is crucial during these times).

    • @L.jmkop-p
      @L.jmkop-p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but im buying it from a stranger.. who knows whats inside that

    • @tlepageart4294
      @tlepageart4294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I got a bunch of those sanitizers and they smell so good 😩👌

  • @laylarosebird7140
    @laylarosebird7140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “I did the painting in oil acrylic water based paint”
    Ah yes, because that exists.
    (Btw, no it does not, you can’t be oil based and water based)

    • @aquablueyt3700
      @aquablueyt3700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr, I was so confused

    • @FirstLast-cc6cv
      @FirstLast-cc6cv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking maybe its a mix of paints rather than using one paint type

    • @laylarosebird7140
      @laylarosebird7140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FirstLast-cc6cv I mean that’s always possible but the ad made it out to be like it was all three in one paint

    • @FirstLast-cc6cv
      @FirstLast-cc6cv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@laylarosebird7140 it did, either have to assume its magical and impossible paint or assume they used several paints

  • @thundrrcloud6838
    @thundrrcloud6838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Meet Damian!
    Robin: Oh, that’s what he looked like, it’s good to put a voice to a face.
    Me: **screams**

    • @spencerpaquette3044
      @spencerpaquette3044 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shannon the potato haha mha bad haha so original and funny haha

  • @enderteimant
    @enderteimant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Day 3 of asking Robin to say "What's poppin? I'm Robin." in the intro.

    • @othermoth6556
      @othermoth6556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isn't this his first video?

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      SOON

    • @alixanimations541
      @alixanimations541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@EmKay Pfft. Already frustrated by the petitions, huh.

    • @cloverh.6184
      @cloverh.6184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EmKay
      D o I t

    • @r3df0x41
      @r3df0x41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@othermoth6556 no

  • @nationalfirstrespondersmon5652
    @nationalfirstrespondersmon5652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I love free coaches my soccer coach came free his name is bob and we got him off of eBay

    • @nationalfirstrespondersmon5652
      @nationalfirstrespondersmon5652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What the juice u weirdo

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AxxLAfriku Oh man EmKay hand wanted to date you so bad... can we make it a quadrouple?

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AxxLAfriku Pick-up line: Need a "Hand"? Aha... I'm lonely

    • @Random-we8te
      @Random-we8te 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EmKay Oh lord

  • @NintendoTransformer
    @NintendoTransformer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The extremely high prices on reborn babies are actually warranted imo. It takes a shit ton of skill to make them. They’re also often used as therapy dolls for people who have miscarried, so they do have a good use outside of just collecting them.

  • @felixwhite6632
    @felixwhite6632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man, I miss Damien. He was a wholesome narrator and had the best voices and sense of humor. I know he's active on his own account and possibly EZ PZ and GeeZee, but it's still sad to see him go. Robin is still pretty cool and I hope to see more of him!

  • @GustavRex
    @GustavRex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Robin is doing really great for the job. He really doesn't get the praise he deserves! Good job! We hope you'll stay!

    • @somewhatsadartist6930
      @somewhatsadartist6930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You right you right

    • @shane658
      @shane658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Robin is great!! People need to stop hating on him 😔

    • @harufromwiisports7084
      @harufromwiisports7084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He doesn't get the praise much because everyone's sad about damien being gone instead of recognizing this guy isn't bad.

    • @shane658
      @shane658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haru From Wii Sports ikr, if people want more Damien, go watch him on his channel

  • @Noam-k
    @Noam-k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    7:28 as fucking weird as he made it sound, i have to say, that's a good painting

    • @Khaisz.
      @Khaisz. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, if I lived anywhere near whereever that is, I'd probably wouldn't have minded picking it up.

    • @angrimelon7551
      @angrimelon7551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have a feeling it's stolen artwork

    • @solideryxdoe9025
      @solideryxdoe9025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Helen Playz It absolutely is stolen work. Unless this guy is the same guy that drew this in 2009 and posted on DA. Plus the character on the drawing is a character from a show called Utawarerumono making this post so damn weird too

    • @angrimelon7551
      @angrimelon7551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@solideryxdoe9025 do you have any links to the original? Other than that thx for letting me know

    • @solideryxdoe9025
      @solideryxdoe9025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Helen Playz www.deviantart.com/kaszeroo/art/My-anime-painting-4-134109109

  • @needy2236
    @needy2236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    He’s not been here long and he’s already roasting Damian
    This mans good

  • @sampierce6474
    @sampierce6474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Robin is so high energy. Its refreshing and makes me smile!

  • @coulterpinewood2413
    @coulterpinewood2413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Salmonella is my favorite flavor" . That caught me off guard XD

  • @jordanhicks5131
    @jordanhicks5131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    5:50
    It is absolutely legal to sell police style light bars. It is also legal to own. It's even legal to install as long as you dont activate them while the car is moving or in other ways attempt to act as an officer. If you just have em and play with them in your driveway or a parking lot, that is legal.

    • @JennaLeigh
      @JennaLeigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That makes sense, and I know there are similar rules for under body neon lights for cars....would those be a big deal in car clubs that do lots of after market add ons? Otherwise I can't see how having them when you really can't even use them. That's just w ×w@

  • @brinsley4599
    @brinsley4599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    9:23 he did Damien bad XDXDXDD

    • @Cass_ag
      @Cass_ag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oof size 100
      And sidenote when I typed "oof" my phone autocorrected it to "pig". Technology sometimes makes me die a bit inside.
      Thank you for reading me ramble about tech.

    • @hyperpvp8823
      @hyperpvp8823 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cass_ag your welcome

    • @brinsley4599
      @brinsley4599 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cass_ag can't deny autocorrect doesn't get our lingo. At least you had time to delete. Sometimes its sent and there's no going back

    • @brinsley4599
      @brinsley4599 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude, wtf is your username? XD

    • @Cass_ag
      @Cass_ag 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brinsley4599 that's the worst thing to ever happen, especially when u can't edit your message. Unfortunately due to such an experience I have learnt to double check messages before I send

  • @naranara1690
    @naranara1690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Imagine finding a rotting animal carcass and thinking: "I can sell this!"

  • @mayniaDay
    @mayniaDay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love robins voice he just seems so happy all the time

  • @cube0072
    @cube0072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:22 i was expecting worse, but it's really good! Keep up the work, uhhhhhhh, Kyle?

  • @actionjackson3522
    @actionjackson3522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    0:41 That's definitely a crime scene.

    • @masterspark9880
      @masterspark9880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s a joke, ‘leaving the country tomorrow’ gave it away

  • @feldpolizeivonpreuen5833
    @feldpolizeivonpreuen5833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I heard the infinity sanitiser only wipes 50% of the germs.

    • @lilbubba7551
      @lilbubba7551 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      God dam ur clever

    • @lorelo.
      @lorelo. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah but that's only because thanos wanted to get rid of 50% of the germs,so that he could build up his immune system

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hear that McDonalds offering a Two, for One Deal on Hamburger. Wow

    • @lilbubba7551
      @lilbubba7551 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi emkay

    • @thebaldhokage7993
      @thebaldhokage7993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Feldpolizei von Preußen Use it twice.

  • @EwanWeirArt
    @EwanWeirArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Not gonna lie, Robin's voiceover is pretty dope.

    • @ignreddy
      @ignreddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, way better than Slazo.

    • @davo_daniel9199
      @davo_daniel9199 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jacob Kadrovach no one can have a better voice than Damiens

    • @EwanWeirArt
      @EwanWeirArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jacob Kadrovach Yeah but its still a great voiceover

  • @cjlite0210
    @cjlite0210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:38 I'm concerned with the fact that there is a "wine stain" that he said is small, and the fact that he mentioned him leaving the country soon in the same sentence

  • @sierra3398
    @sierra3398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    covid: killing everybody
    craigs list: INFINTY SANITSER

  • @Diamondsword221
    @Diamondsword221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    How am i only 41 seconds late when im supposed to be doing homework

    • @nadirwoodson9321
      @nadirwoodson9321 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was only 10 seconds late hahahaha i have a ton of over due homework

    • @tokyo1437
      @tokyo1437 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      3 minutes late

    • @ShadowyFigure83
      @ShadowyFigure83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Schools are nothing but Brainwashing centers. Don't worry about any homework...it's all for nothing.

    • @thesacredplumbob3391
      @thesacredplumbob3391 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im 4 minutes late

    • @mirianrivera2991
      @mirianrivera2991 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eyyyy, procrastination gang

  • @ACBIXI
    @ACBIXI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    9:23
    I laughed so hard .. i think my lungs flew out .....

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      R u ok. Do u need medical attention

    • @ACBIXI
      @ACBIXI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EmKay now that stuff is far behind ...
      My medication is 1 emkay video everyday all days .......😂😂😂
      Can't belive you saw this

    • @Cass_ag
      @Cass_ag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And that's the moment I totally fell in love with Robin.
      For some reason whenever I hear 'robin' I picture a medieval dude with a bow and arrow just chillin on a tree trunk. And his voice just reaffirms my imagination.lol

  • @mug875
    @mug875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I, am inevitable... *snaps the sanitizer gauntlet*

    • @smosai
      @smosai 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Masked - and that kids is how corona was cured

    • @awormnamedscoobis3419
      @awormnamedscoobis3419 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I...am a hoarder.

    • @shane658
      @shane658 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Half of corona cases were cured

    • @mug875
      @mug875 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      smosai lmao

  • @mr.eazilymctriggered9369
    @mr.eazilymctriggered9369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Let's see here:
    Damien, Zach, Slazo & Robin. Together, they're EmKay.

    • @AstralArbourSystem
      @AstralArbourSystem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slazo doesn't deserve that credit.

    • @meeserbaker
      @meeserbaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about jack?

    • @mzpinks97
      @mzpinks97 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AstralArbourSystem heh hate to break it to you buuuut slazo started the channel

  • @alekkryz
    @alekkryz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:20 I was eating takis at that time.

  • @skyrat3816
    @skyrat3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:25 That's our Damien alright. That would be a steal if it speaks in the chills voice.

  • @boodle4952
    @boodle4952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    now, this is the kind of content I need,

  • @justakerbal4340
    @justakerbal4340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    7:28 ngl but that’s a damn good painting

  • @Robbo01
    @Robbo01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:19 "One-Thousand, Two hundred and Thirty-Four dollars and five hundred and Sixty-Three cents" lmfao

  • @zipfy6
    @zipfy6 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love those Halloween posts that are like “I found this glock 16 in my Twix right bar, u can never be too careful” they always crack me up

  • @Sencha_Cafe.
    @Sencha_Cafe. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I really like his voice; even if it sounds like he's trying a little too hard, that's understandable and I'm sure he'll find his pace soon

  • @ACBIXI
    @ACBIXI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I am here too fast man ........
    You know what robin is kinda cool and i think he is approved by emkay audience

    • @ACBIXI
      @ACBIXI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      85!! Top hundred

    • @nadirwoodson9321
      @nadirwoodson9321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i was here before you i am clearly superior

    • @yeeterboi69
      @yeeterboi69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro I was watching Robin before he even joined Emkay. Like in 2017.

  • @Scarbrine
    @Scarbrine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sounds like he's seconds away from saying "but wait, there's more!"

  • @jerricaleonard2123
    @jerricaleonard2123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That couch with a "wine" stain would be perfect for Tumblr's color theory fanatics.

  • @itspurepoetry2763
    @itspurepoetry2763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:39 THIS MAN SAID "AGE IS NOT IMPORTANT" A 5 YEAR OLD COULD JUST COME ON OVER

  • @NoobKing2828
    @NoobKing2828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    0:36 i dont think thats red wine oh and they are leaving the country

    • @sammy-xd4ds
      @sammy-xd4ds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is he sus? Let's discuss

    • @NoobKing2828
      @NoobKing2828 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sammy-xd4ds yes

    • @DummbMan
      @DummbMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man killed somone pretty sus

  • @0Applicable
    @0Applicable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    9:23 Is that a Damien Lee refrence

  • @WarioCreeper
    @WarioCreeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    F in the chat for Damien

  • @ratfanatic82
    @ratfanatic82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “What the heck does that mean he grew out of it?”
    It means he Gru out of it

  • @Psychosomaatic
    @Psychosomaatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:07 when you catch a manilla clam in animal crossing new horizons

  • @silverthehedgehog1927
    @silverthehedgehog1927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That Infinity Gauntlet has the more cleanliness to defeat the coronavirus.

  • @DrowningForward
    @DrowningForward 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    how Apple names their phones: 0:25

  • @whydoineedhandles
    @whydoineedhandles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Was relaxing on my coaches and eating burritos, when someone murdered me"

  • @fogoazul8632
    @fogoazul8632 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:36 thank you, editor.

  • @bush_kit
    @bush_kit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Coronavirus: *i fear no man, but that thing,*
    *infinity sanitizer gauntlet*
    Coronavirus: *IT SCARES ME.*

  • @yuval12388
    @yuval12388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I made the mistake watching this while eating, the tooth made me shiver

  • @SamAx.
    @SamAx. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude REALLY I WAS WAITING FOR ONE OF THEESE YOUR LATE FINALLY SOMETHING TO WATCH ON QUARANTINE

  • @alexgramada7020
    @alexgramada7020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    7:27 that's actually an amazing painting... So damn cute, would def buy if had the chance

    • @L.jmkop-p
      @L.jmkop-p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they must be an artist or put time into it, sad their gf dumped them doe

    • @Raven0091
      @Raven0091 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I agree it's a really good painting too bad she dumped him I feel bad for him he probably put a lot of time and effort on that painting

  • @thinkhyper78
    @thinkhyper78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone: 1 million, 234 thousand and 567 dollars
    Robin : *1 thousand and 234 dollars and 567 cents*

  • @ThatTrashyAnimator
    @ThatTrashyAnimator 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello its 3 in the morning and I'm still awake with my insomnia and emkay videos just make everything better

  • @hammeredllama
    @hammeredllama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:38 he says duckling but the picture are of a baby. So what is he selling? A taxidermy duck or a taxidermy baby?

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why not both

    • @oceanokelly8097
      @oceanokelly8097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So fucking creepy... I assume hes calling the baby a duckling? I wanna be wrong about this

    • @oceanokelly8097
      @oceanokelly8097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oldaccount315 then whats the damn taxidermy duckling thing about?

    • @oceanokelly8097
      @oceanokelly8097 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oldaccount315 I understood what you meant with the horror baby we are all wondering what the taxidermy is too dude

  • @thescoundrel793
    @thescoundrel793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:00 I distrust that it says “probably”.

  • @clearskiesmovieproject4685
    @clearskiesmovieproject4685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This new guy really tryin to get a promotion... I like him lmao

    • @WhatIsMyLif3
      @WhatIsMyLif3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really, breezy is doing Reddit so he might as well..

  • @kayo3653
    @kayo3653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:23 there's goes Damien's whole career

  • @imakedumbstuff5492
    @imakedumbstuff5492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:46
    Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

  • @JetSetDman
    @JetSetDman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I lost my shit at “I DON’T WHAT THIS ARE”

  • @Skinmancentral
    @Skinmancentral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Everybody gangsta until you hear a 2003 Ford Taurus locked in the basement

  • @migo7741
    @migo7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ahh yes the only content I need to keep my sanity

  • @mayleneevangelista1921
    @mayleneevangelista1921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The “red wine stained couch” made it more sketchy when he said “leaving the country tommorow”

  • @Insanity_Wolf
    @Insanity_Wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:24 that's literally a steal. Those can cost an arm and a leg. Hyuck hyuck hyuck. But no seriously those are like thousands of dollars.

  • @McBehrer
    @McBehrer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:27
    Uh. That's not how money works, dude. That's one MILLION dollars.

    • @misscornbread
      @misscornbread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      McBehrer it’s 1,234.567 one thousand, two hundred thirty four *POINT* five six seven

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@misscornbread
      No, dollars don't go that small. Cents are only 2 decimal places.

    • @meeserbaker
      @meeserbaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@McBehrer ya we know that. But doesn't seem like the Russian crackhead lady who posted it does. Besides all she did was just type 1234567 so either way we're looking too much into this lol

  • @cosmice33
    @cosmice33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Y’all, make sure to be nice lol.
    We were so spoiled with Damien that out standards are through the roof.
    Who knows, maybe once Robins used to emkay and this narrator thing he’ll be just as good!
    Just a quick reminder *before* you type something that could possibly hurt someones feelings.
    Narrator’s have feelings too.
    JUST A REMINDER DONT ATTACK ME LMAO-

    • @aaaaa-n8l
      @aaaaa-n8l 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I still miss him doe. But he sounds really promising but no wheeze no ease.

    • @SilverAceOfSpades
      @SilverAceOfSpades ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@aaaaa-n8l just you wait.

    • @aaaaa-n8l
      @aaaaa-n8l ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SilverAceOfSpades wait on what?

  • @arthurmorgan6797
    @arthurmorgan6797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:42 ok i need that

  • @masterchief6332
    @masterchief6332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never knew how disgusting some of this stuff was until I tried eating and watching at the same time

  • @Racinq
    @Racinq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:30 to be fair he is really good at painting

  • @deathconccc3338
    @deathconccc3338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:14 it wasn't clickbait after all

  • @misterkoneko2389
    @misterkoneko2389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:23 ooh so that why

  • @goose9098
    @goose9098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9:23
    Did...did...did he just...wow...would this be called war of the narrators

  • @domsanim
    @domsanim 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello everyone and welcome back to EmKay, im your host Robin with a Throbbin Knobbin, the one with a questionable pin and one who shall commit the most sin.

  • @einulsensei
    @einulsensei 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sanitiser gauntlet you can erase 50% of the world's sanitizers
    Emkay:I am inevitable and safe lol

  • @cadenceonbway
    @cadenceonbway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I’ve never been this early, and I’m one of your biggest fans!!!

    • @justsomeguywholikeswater3566
      @justsomeguywholikeswater3566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I doubt it, because you didn't even watch the video before commenting

    • @cadenceonbway
      @cadenceonbway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, yes maybe I did comment before watching the video, but that doesn’t take away my right to be a fan

    • @justsomeguywholikeswater3566
      @justsomeguywholikeswater3566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cadenceonbway yes, but saying your the biggest fan without even watching the video makes me think your just looking for likes.

    • @missedthejoke9058
      @missedthejoke9058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anime FrenchPotato your obviously not there biggest fan

    • @cadenceonbway
      @cadenceonbway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I may not be the biggest to you but why do you keep saying these rude things and try to bring down my spirt? You may not be trying to but to me it fells like it. And, I may not be the biggest fan, but I sure am a big fan!!☺️

  • @cookiedoujones7538
    @cookiedoujones7538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:27 I'LL TAKE IT!

  • @whoslighttho4044
    @whoslighttho4044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:15 I have 8 pairs of never-used vans I kinda want that

    • @ShrimpRice
      @ShrimpRice 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ohoho a demon slayer fan.
      i can't wait for when that thing gets animated right
      my frirnd cried it was sad

    • @whoslighttho4044
      @whoslighttho4044 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShrimpRice Hey great to see you love demon slayer too

    • @ShrimpRice
      @ShrimpRice 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whoslighttho4044 Beware
      Reddit videos have spoilers
      quite big asshole
      you have been warned my friend
      *Also Discord*

  • @sarahgray430
    @sarahgray430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Roman bottle might actually be the real deal or it might be an old piece of Murano glass, because the Murano factory in Venice Italy has been making glass since the Renaissance, and often copies ancient Roman techniques and styles, and either way it is a nice piece for someone who collects antique glass. I also like the hot dog couch, which looks fairly comfortable and appears to be in much better condition than any of the other couches.

  • @TheRealKensterBoosteryt
    @TheRealKensterBoosteryt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Springtrap suit: on sale and alrady has William inside
    Emkay:ok

  • @XYZ_is_taken
    @XYZ_is_taken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:00
    Question: Is it even legal to sell railway or Railroad rolling stock on Craig’s list?

  • @pinkneko13
    @pinkneko13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:23 please, please tell me Damien knows about this.

  • @davemiller7622
    @davemiller7622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That thumbnail
    Me:sees thumbnail
    Also me: where are you Thanitizer?

  • @TheRealEd1t
    @TheRealEd1t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thumbnail: infinity sanitizer
    me: with one snap of a finger i can wipe out 99.9% of germs

    • @evanven2429
      @evanven2429 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated comment-

  • @gamerman280theriault9
    @gamerman280theriault9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey emkay I love your channel and hope you had a great Easter