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  • @kanniekosplayyes2799
    @kanniekosplayyes2799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    that first picture made me think of one of Mary-Kate and Ashley's old songs: "Brother for sale. 25 cents" xD

  • @calliewatts8186
    @calliewatts8186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Someone: *is sad*
    Emkay: you picked the wrong house, fool

    • @BeanOnTheFlipside
      @BeanOnTheFlipside 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no it just makes me more misrable wha

    • @notwonderboyjay2191
      @notwonderboyjay2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You picked the right house fool*

    • @BeanOnTheFlipside
      @BeanOnTheFlipside 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @• DarkAngel_MariYT bro it's a reddit channel get the joke they are un original and steal others content pretty funny ngl

    • @notwonderboyjay2191
      @notwonderboyjay2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      • DarkAngel_MariYT no I mean cause they make people happy

    • @calliewatts8186
      @calliewatts8186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@notwonderboyjay2191 there talking to the sadness. Not the sad person.

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    4 yr old:Where do babies come from?
    Normal people: from the womb
    Crackheads: *craiglist*

    • @santanopezapologist
      @santanopezapologist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't know we were talking about snacks now?

    • @zostars
      @zostars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@santanopezapologist r/cursedcomments im scared for you

  • @jenimeusborn4107
    @jenimeusborn4107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I've noticed that Robin is very selective with his swearing. Won't say "shit" one sentence but will say it 2 sentences later.

    • @hopelessheathen8190
      @hopelessheathen8190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes a man of culture 😂😂

    • @SnaiIer
      @SnaiIer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ah, thats the editor

    • @Draconic_Incenerator
      @Draconic_Incenerator ปีที่แล้ว

      Yet its not Robin choosing not to as its the editor that bleeps them out or not.

  • @wavedlock868
    @wavedlock868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    Who the hell would ship a baby, this is just adoption into a whole new level
    edit: spelling

    • @weebebesties1447
      @weebebesties1447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      especially for 3 dollars, like, you could get a lot more out of that thing

    • @MrVibe-tx4rn
      @MrVibe-tx4rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@weebebesties1447 r/cursedcomments

    • @John-oo6ng
      @John-oo6ng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      when I saw the baby my brain idmetently went to all the terribly bent boxes

    • @paularocha199
      @paularocha199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/technically the truth

    • @paularocha199
      @paularocha199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Baby’s are annoying

  • @chewchewchocobar1300
    @chewchewchocobar1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1205

    Nobody:
    Robin:
    t h a t looks l I k e A 9 0- YEAR o L d BABY

    • @notwonderboyjay2191
      @notwonderboyjay2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yea i watched the video

    • @jcube167
      @jcube167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@notwonderboyjay2191 ~ S A M E ~

    • @notwonderboyjay2191
      @notwonderboyjay2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just about Mc Fu*king had it ??

    • @notwonderboyjay2191
      @notwonderboyjay2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just about Mc Fu*king had it I mean he just wrote exactly what he said

    • @targetida3999
      @targetida3999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@notwonderboyjay2191 You ruined the joke, please stop

  • @beepk_
    @beepk_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    I feel like a better name for this would be *_r/crackslist_*

  • @DDNDGaming-bj9td
    @DDNDGaming-bj9td 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    13:10 is like, “Whoever be worthy enough to pull the solo cup from the stone shall be the new king of college dorm parties.”

  • @timtheguy2179
    @timtheguy2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    6:27
    It’s weird enough that he’s selling his hands on Craigslist
    But I’m wondering:
    HOW THE HELL DID HE TAKE THE PICTURE

  • @TheStrikerArmy
    @TheStrikerArmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    4:05 that’s not a terrible thing. It’s actually brilliant, getting more anti maskers to wear a mask

  • @hopefultrash5685
    @hopefultrash5685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    The guy trying to sell montana is just innovative
    Y'all just don't get it

    • @grain2247
      @grain2247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As someone named Montana, this comment freaked me out before I saw this bit

    • @mollygrader4918
      @mollygrader4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@grain2247 XDDDD

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If anything, I think Alaska would fit better with Canada. Think about it: it's cold there, and they have a lot of moose.

    • @notokey7829
      @notokey7829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But idaho is better-

    • @mollygrader4918
      @mollygrader4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@awesomestyles NO ALASKA IS BETTER THEN MONTANA

  • @brysonkuhn3290
    @brysonkuhn3290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    If the anti-mask masks actually get Karens to wear them I'm down for it

    • @Cattissosilly
      @Cattissosilly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hell yea

    • @Rickhedonymindframe
      @Rickhedonymindframe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes

    • @anonygent
      @anonygent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think you know what a Karen is.

    • @scibanana3542
      @scibanana3542 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, I think we should just let them die out on their own. Natural selection will remove them from the gene pool.

    • @H341HER_D_K3
      @H341HER_D_K3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah

  • @hasanaltameemi8375
    @hasanaltameemi8375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Tiktok gets shut down
    Redditors: lets celebrate

  • @adfadge
    @adfadge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The coke can one actually kinda made sense, a lot of people spend thousands on coke cans that are unopened and partly empty because it means that they're rare and went through a manufacturing mistake

  • @Cosmik60
    @Cosmik60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    0:00 - *baby trafficking*
    *my favourite*

    • @SquarerootDepression
      @SquarerootDepression 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you get wrong parcel from baby. Corp

    • @mollygrader4918
      @mollygrader4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME

    • @user-zx4mo9ec1q
      @user-zx4mo9ec1q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why is you profile picture sad? U good there buddy? Can I help?

    • @Cosmik60
      @Cosmik60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-zx4mo9ec1q *nah mate*

    • @user-zx4mo9ec1q
      @user-zx4mo9ec1q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cosmik60 good to know

  • @therawringdog6754
    @therawringdog6754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    The avatars of Emkay
    Jack
    Robin
    Zach
    Lexi
    And the one that was all
    Damien
    And Micheal doesnt go in I dont know any funny things that have 6 people
    Slazo Makes it 7 people,just read the comments at this point

    • @gaesimp__
      @gaesimp__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where's Micheal

    • @therawringdog6754
      @therawringdog6754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gaesimp__ my god how many people have voiced this channel

    • @patrickthebunny2626
      @patrickthebunny2626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      imagine having no wheeze
      *-this post was made by damien gang*

    • @lanedropify
      @lanedropify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The loss of Damien was catastrophic

    • @patrickthebunny2626
      @patrickthebunny2626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lanedropify i miss his wheeze :(

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    3:58
    "this mask is as USELESS as-"
    **top 10 sentences scientists atill can't answer to this day**

    • @fusionunderscore3668
      @fusionunderscore3668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This one strange fact about masks will get you to be an anti-masker! Scientists HATE it!

    • @nocount7517
      @nocount7517 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...Nancy Pelosi.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The mask is as useless as Montana

    • @F3aredGenocide
      @F3aredGenocide 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tw0Dots nothing is as useless as Montana

  • @notwonderboyjay2191
    @notwonderboyjay2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The ski that will make you pee
    *He is speaking the language of gods*

  • @kchopgamer3894
    @kchopgamer3894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    So can we all agree that the syrup was actually extremely normal just, in general?

  • @moritzworle2751
    @moritzworle2751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:11 Actually it's illegal to sell your child in Florida.

  • @FattRatt
    @FattRatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Robin is perfect for dark subreddits like this and cursed comments
    Lexi is perfect for more wholesome subreddits like aww make me smile and funny

    • @skellington8090
      @skellington8090 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then which subreddits are Damien and Jack perfect for?

  • @pyctur
    @pyctur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    YOURE GONNA SHIP THE BABY????

    • @SquarerootDepression
      @SquarerootDepression 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Only for 3usd
      Order now for free shipping!!

    • @therabbid4994
      @therabbid4994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes..

    • @DarwinskiYT
      @DarwinskiYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Taking “delivering a baby” to a whole new level

    • @eao3565
      @eao3565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah ikr, they usually get shipped at 6 yr but if they're smart they get shipped at 12.

    • @mollygrader4918
      @mollygrader4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i got shipped from Florida To California and look at me i'm fine!

  • @jupiter_407
    @jupiter_407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Anyone else miss Damien? His laugh was chaotic.

    • @sarajerde8280
      @sarajerde8280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Follow his channel! 😁

    • @jupiter_407
      @jupiter_407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sarajerde8280 oh, I have been for a while now, miss him on here.

    • @rosechan449
      @rosechan449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whats his channel name?

    • @sarajerde8280
      @sarajerde8280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rosechan449 Channel name is Damien Lee

  • @frog5822
    @frog5822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I am a frog. I approve of this video :)

  • @kaitlyniskawaii
    @kaitlyniskawaii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:58 I've heard stories about my aunt who used to live in rich hill, missouri where apparently the guys would haul their overweight wives in the backs of trailers on a lawnmower. My mother called the town "hickville" and knowing my aunt it's almost absolutely true.

  • @CaseyB8783
    @CaseyB8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:18
    "How old are you?"
    "Idk somewhere between 1 and 100"

    • @harbor641
      @harbor641 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      true....

  • @this_channel_is_discontinued
    @this_channel_is_discontinued 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Baby $3
    “Are you gonna eat that?”
    “No... you can have it!”

  • @minislymortalmeltdown3262
    @minislymortalmeltdown3262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I feel like this subreddit is a scp of itself

    • @skellington8090
      @skellington8090 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are certainly a lot of things on here that’d be considered anomalous!

  • @FishyyWizard
    @FishyyWizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Friend: are you going to the party?
    Me: yea im almost there.
    Me: *rolls up to the party with my baby doll tires* sup

    • @chefboiarby304
      @chefboiarby304 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fun fact: It was a prop used in an Impractical Jokers challenge.

  • @hollieisonyt4459
    @hollieisonyt4459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    TikTok: gets shut down
    Redditors: CELEEEBBRATE GOOD TIMES

    • @takkow774
      @takkow774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CMON

    • @thatlittleghostthing
      @thatlittleghostthing 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@takkow774 you have a problem

    • @takkow774
      @takkow774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thatlittleghostthing i dont like tiktok i was just continuing the song

  • @rexjolles
    @rexjolles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My aunt had her dog stuffed and it's weird. I couldn't do that stuff because it would make me upset

    • @flabunny1
      @flabunny1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      agreed, who has their deceased pet made into a rug or a stuffed animal..

  • @rexjolles
    @rexjolles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Well actually it IS illegal to do botox without a medical license lol

    • @kikikillian1208
      @kikikillian1208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In Florida too? I mean probably, but do they care?

  • @nxcrorat
    @nxcrorat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    _I'm so glad I checked out the "subscriptions" page;;_

  • @raynethescribe2772
    @raynethescribe2772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Person: let me rent your pond
    Me, having the last name Pond: *stares uncomfortably *

  • @codyschoonover1988
    @codyschoonover1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Turns out from my understanding “coke can collectors” have been known to pay 175k for a half empty unopened can because they are rare and a story of people in shock because she opened an empty unopened can they try to say is worth 20k. Just goes to show people will buy anything if it’s expensive

  • @leahgooda3479
    @leahgooda3479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Human + hamster = yes
    I meant no

  • @Kai-dl3du
    @Kai-dl3du 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have to thank this channel for existing, as its one of the channels, aside from Snake Discovery and occasionally Twoset, that I watch to calm and distract myself from when I feel unwell.

  • @nyctomint
    @nyctomint ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the jet ski guy really gets me because everything about it radiates asshole but at the same time the guy's main motivation seems to be "it's fun" and he isn't really pushing anything weird like you'd normally expect with these posts. it's a real mixed messages kinda thing

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I got ths ski that will make you pee"
    Wtf
    Why would your ski make me pee

  • @meg654
    @meg654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Day 87 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason

    • @notwonderboyjay2191
      @notwonderboyjay2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did already he saw one of the posts about it

    • @oheck
      @oheck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im gonna like this so he'll see this

    • @Deathbyoath
      @Deathbyoath 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro we missed 69th day....

    • @meg654
      @meg654 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@notwonderboyjay2191 Wait! Really!? Where!? I had school so it has been difficult to do, but if it is in discord or any social medias I won't be able to see them, because I am not allowed to have social medias

    • @meg654
      @meg654 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Deathbyoath Not gonna lie I was deeply disappointed, only one person who helped me since day 36 (sadnessishere) saw day 69 we both expected it to be huge

  • @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo
    @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *_4:29_**_-I get a weird feeling that Garret Watts would buy him-_*

  • @MixZTitaniumDubstep
    @MixZTitaniumDubstep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:20 even the chair looks terrified. It's saying "get this period stain off of me!"

  • @messitallweird9837
    @messitallweird9837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The early comments are best “IM FIRST” “omg wow earl”

    • @riceseed
      @riceseed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or “ when you’re too early and don’t know what to say” and “last time I’ve been this early [insert here]”

    • @huntergass6627
      @huntergass6627 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @huntergass6627
      @huntergass6627 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you get too excited that you don't know what to type

    • @magnehad2435
      @magnehad2435 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh hello Temans

    • @messitallweird9837
      @messitallweird9837 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rice Seed well, you see. You don’t always have to to put or with whatever I said. But I could be wrong lol

  • @buttersstotch1365
    @buttersstotch1365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The editor did a really good job with this video

  • @mollygrader4918
    @mollygrader4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:17 When i was 2 this is how i got to California from Florida!

  • @gaminglelopop1151
    @gaminglelopop1151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Edsi shop owner: *makes mask for antimaskers*
    Masks: *works like any other mask*
    Edsi shop owner:I am 4 parallel universes ahead of everyone

  • @fishygo_vroomvroom865
    @fishygo_vroomvroom865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    17:07 made me pull me feet back under the blanket...

  • @oatmealman1586
    @oatmealman1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That dude selling that jet ski is a marketing mastermind

  • @figmentisms
    @figmentisms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    as someone who unfortunately lives in montana i can say that i'd be perfectly fine with being canadian

  • @SkittleJuice2
    @SkittleJuice2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:23 As a Canadian, I will gladly take you up on this offer. And it has beavers you say?

  • @aceystar1478
    @aceystar1478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alright let me get this straight. You can rent a pond. The term is leasing it. My grandfather does it with his since he doesn't use it.

  • @chaosgremlinjam
    @chaosgremlinjam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact! I actually have that Thomas the tank engine riding lawnmower, equiped with four carts that can sit people behind it. How did this happen? My dad fixed a trailer for his work, and the work asked if he wanted it instead of payment. He did. Thomas the train is with us, even now. He works pretty good!

    • @kentpog0308
      @kentpog0308 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn I love how people are still commenting on this

  • @WhyHeEepy
    @WhyHeEepy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You're going to ship the BABY!?!?!?!"

  • @John-oo6ng
    @John-oo6ng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when I saw the baby my brain idmetently went to all the terribly bent boxes

  • @heiysted
    @heiysted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Tried bug repellent on spiders”

  • @henryrodgers7386
    @henryrodgers7386 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:40 These are actually fairly common. It was popular to cut the top off GM's "Doorstop" vans and make small pickups about 20 years ago.
    This one, however... has an open cabin. And is therefore mostly useless.
    I'd give them $250 if it ran, drove, and had both a clear title and a full tank of unethanolated gas.
    16:30 People do this all the time! People with 1990 PONTIAC TRANSPORT PICKUPs!
    .
    .
    Fun fact for those who clicked. The Pontiac van was the "TranSport".
    As in, a cross between a Trans Am and a transport truck.
    You've heard of the birds and the bees, but have you ever heard of that age-old tale: "The muscle car and the U-Haul" ?

  • @grizzlle2275
    @grizzlle2275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Crackslist, where craigslist becomes extreme.

  • @nunyabusiness168
    @nunyabusiness168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:10 someone’s been watching a bit too much Impractical Jokers.

  • @Crei-Cries
    @Crei-Cries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    SUGGESTION:
    say at the start of the video "I'm robin, and I'm robbin your heart"

    • @thatlittleghostthing
      @thatlittleghostthing 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I should just tell you now he's not seeing your comment so don't get your hopes up

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:20 - Wow, that actually sounds pretty cool. I wonder what's wrong with--
    9:33 - SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
    (fr though, that one actually got me 😂)

  • @meriewanderer
    @meriewanderer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    shipping a baby isn't something I expected to see today

  • @kaydetherobot
    @kaydetherobot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SHIPPING A DAMN BABY!?!?!? XD WELP. LEMME GET MY WALLET OUT. XD

  • @jadincherry4617
    @jadincherry4617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    90% of these are just people joking around lmfao some I can’t tell if they’re serious or not

  • @shoeske2525
    @shoeske2525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The doggy rug actually scares me
    WHO THE FUCK TURNS THEIR DEAD PET INTO A RUG? WHAT THE FUCK

  • @lilbroomstick6328
    @lilbroomstick6328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn everyone coming to make those firsts

  • @XxBloodied_Lambxx
    @XxBloodied_Lambxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mom: we have Miss Moriah Reynolds at home.
    Miss Moriah Reynolds at home: 1:10

  • @Bernar4
    @Bernar4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    my dog look high

  • @Lu-yi3nk
    @Lu-yi3nk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah yes, the perfect drink and meal, aged bacon grease and baby tires.

  • @thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615
    @thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    People actually pay thousands for misfilled cans of coke

  • @thechampionred7388
    @thechampionred7388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those concrete chunks would be good for painting. Like those little rocks you paint and leave around to be like "hey I was here"

  • @massiveforeheadproductions4015
    @massiveforeheadproductions4015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This has been out for a minute and there are already 57 comments

  • @fermataoverawholerestasapun
    @fermataoverawholerestasapun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like Emkay was made as a collab between a bunch of internet friends that met on reddit

  • @TubaMan628
    @TubaMan628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My dad got an x wing game and someone's name was emkay
    Pronounced completely the same

  • @QueenPlutia821
    @QueenPlutia821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That baby tire thing reminded me of that one skit from impractical jokers

    • @medalliaclair
      @medalliaclair 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That pic is from their set lol

  • @srthebox4946
    @srthebox4946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    TH-cam updated for me and when I entered the front page, emkay’s video was uploaded the same time as entered lol

    • @kebapokunmus3750
      @kebapokunmus3750 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No you are frosty

    • @helsify
      @helsify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

    • @Lu-yi3nk
      @Lu-yi3nk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because youre early

    • @Sonicboi776
      @Sonicboi776 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      oof

    • @nij5517
      @nij5517 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your avatar More like noob

  • @duckbecausewhynot2022
    @duckbecausewhynot2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The four horsemen of superiority (emkay)
    1.getting pinned by emkay
    2.getting hearted by emkay
    3.emkay commented on your comment
    4.getting in an emkay video

    • @Vijwal
      @Vijwal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh, u got none of those.
      Sad noises.

  • @arvo-noon
    @arvo-noon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When your early but the video won’t load so you can’t make witty remarks: *D:

  • @fabs5163
    @fabs5163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:56 won't let me go, I can't stop laughing 😭

  • @justaholycat3061
    @justaholycat3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When your early yet there’s 302 comments...

  • @GoldicShadow
    @GoldicShadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:08
    Oh hey finally found my baby pics thanks!

  • @ww4626
    @ww4626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    plz help me find my comment. Its lost on the internet :(

    • @SquarerootDepression
      @SquarerootDepression 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Found it

    • @duncancarman3822
      @duncancarman3822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R/technicallythetruth

    • @thatlittleghostthing
      @thatlittleghostthing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here it is

    • @lemau8458
      @lemau8458 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the comment section of this video is a disaster, full of little kids trying to be funny

    • @SilveniumTheDrifter
      @SilveniumTheDrifter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lemau8458 Somebody hating, or subtly wanting to follow the comment thread? :P

  • @wenskun8765
    @wenskun8765 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:41 i remember watching/reading someone makes a candle out of bacon fat that for months linger in their apartment that when they go outside they feel weird without the essence of bacon that lingers in the air.
    it always make me smile when I taught about it.

  • @joowo0
    @joowo0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    People: Sees comments
    Also them: “omg FirSt 😻😻😻😻”

    • @Atlasworld2005
      @Atlasworld2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr i hate those types of people.

  • @pelvicrock1794
    @pelvicrock1794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:52 this is where I live holy crap I have to buy this now

  • @randomstupidhumans5565
    @randomstupidhumans5565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I JUST FINISHED WATCHING AN EMKAY VID

  • @Zero_Is_Stopping_Time
    @Zero_Is_Stopping_Time 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:11
    *When Ms.Maria Reynolds walked into my life*

  • @adeaddeity7265
    @adeaddeity7265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hello, how’s your day?

  • @vincenzociaralli7111
    @vincenzociaralli7111 ปีที่แล้ว

    When the video said "Botocks with a kit I bought from eBay" (2:25) I heard "Botocks with a KID I bought from eBay"

  • @mr.scarlo2234
    @mr.scarlo2234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Day 56 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

  • @Goh._907
    @Goh._907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Planting in pants is ok but dang that's another level

  • @snekoverlord5868
    @snekoverlord5868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You mean r/florida people craigslist

  • @Suha1b
    @Suha1b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:47 Mum: why don't you play with the kid next door
    The kid next door:

  • @SquarerootDepression
    @SquarerootDepression 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact: Right now No one has watched the whole video

  • @dexterthewulf3637
    @dexterthewulf3637 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:11 this was from TruTV's “Impractical Jokers” in the episode “Ruffled Feathers”

  • @moveitmoveit8342
    @moveitmoveit8342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Day 37 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees and day 27 if recommending r/garfieldminusgarfield.

  • @buttercupkat
    @buttercupkat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:00 9:08
    You thought you could use the same footage twice and nobody would notice, huh..?
    *WELL, YOU WERE WRONG!*

  • @xxduskthewolfxx9891
    @xxduskthewolfxx9891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)Noice..

  • @oogabooga7780
    @oogabooga7780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i have finally understood EmKay is supposed to sound like "Umm Okay"

  • @antoniusquandaevus8932
    @antoniusquandaevus8932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don't say"first" or "I'm early"it's ANNOYING

    • @grim5910
      @grim5910 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I know right?

    • @zekewheats597
      @zekewheats597 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “first” or “I’m early”it’s ANNOYING

    • @zekewheats597
      @zekewheats597 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I said it 😓

    • @jjburntpancake8361
      @jjburntpancake8361 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Third

    • @_1V4N
      @_1V4N 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *First
      Early*

  • @livewellwitheds6885
    @livewellwitheds6885 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    doggy rug story absolutely killed me