r/Crackheadcraigslist | 🤢🤢🤢

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ธ.ค. 2024
  • ตลก

ความคิดเห็น • 2.1K

  • @vibhormandal3493
    @vibhormandal3493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1539

    "she isn't scary, she's just ugly"
    *They got us in the first half not gonna lie*

  • @KilleRedX
    @KilleRedX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

    Someone should try selling dirt and call them *"The Holy Grounds"*

    • @lapapa9010
      @lapapa9010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Brb

    • @bassforte1535
      @bassforte1535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I feel like that joke would be even funnier if it was coffee grounds with jesus on the front lmao

    • @narendran3837
      @narendran3837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Done

    • @simonstockwell9076
      @simonstockwell9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Imagine if sombody just dug up dirt from a grave yard 'holy grounds'

    • @bassforte1535
      @bassforte1535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@simonstockwell9076 I'll do you one better. They dug up dirt from in front of a church. Now that's real holy grounds.

  • @zapheil
    @zapheil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    4:55 I know almost everybody finds that dollhouse to be horrid, but I genuinely think it’s incredibly well-made and adorable. It seems a little hard to use as a dollhouse, since the sides are a bit dark and mildly difficult to reach while holding dolls, but I would love it as a decoration. I...also just really really like tiny things.

    • @fenicklawz6817
      @fenicklawz6817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same!

    • @Neopolitan777
      @Neopolitan777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      To be honest I thought it looked perfect for like a forest cottage themed toy set

    • @pullingoutmyeyes
      @pullingoutmyeyes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i thought i was the only one lol

    • @Mathematicalcat12
      @Mathematicalcat12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wtf
      a) Its a fukin inside of a deer tf is wrong with you yes sir i digged put a deer to play barbie that shit gonna give lil tim ptsd

    • @Neopolitan777
      @Neopolitan777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Mathematicalcat12 that's the fun part 😄🧚🏻‍♀️💃🏻👯🏻‍♀️🦌

  • @batmanlikespizza2541
    @batmanlikespizza2541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    The dollhouse actually looks cool and well made. I’d totally buy it if it had the money and/or space.

    • @Gabriel-lh7gy
      @Gabriel-lh7gy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't care if it's a one year old comment, that's a doehouse

    • @MatildaRosemother
      @MatildaRosemother 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Gabriel-lh7gy oh my god

  • @Kitsunhobbies
    @Kitsunhobbies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I’m worried about the “Tooth fairy” one.. like the mother should not have answered..

    • @Emrys91
      @Emrys91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Hoping its a joke post

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      emrys same

    • @Brandon-f3474
      @Brandon-f3474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aaa i hate it noooo

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's such a weird lie and there are so many things wrong with it that I'm worried it's somehow a front for human trafficking.
      Like maybe they made the cover story so ridiculous that only the dumbest possible "fairy looking" girl would believe it.

    • @CarlyJ
      @CarlyJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm worried about the baby for sale. I'm hoping it was baby clothes or mistaken photo upload but trafficking is a real thing. ☹️

  • @tobity114
    @tobity114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    That “cigarette holder” wouldn’t even function since the plastic would burn...

    • @WhizTV
      @WhizTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Explain

    • @No-xi9jh
      @No-xi9jh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@WhizTV plastic melts in heat.

    • @theviridianowl
      @theviridianowl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Pretty sure that's a feminine product

    • @whoknowswhocares6381
      @whoknowswhocares6381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@theviridianowl well yes, yes it is and that's what makes it all the more disturbing if you imagine they're going to use it like so.

    • @atreyudavis527
      @atreyudavis527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      delete this 🔫😠

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    Day 84 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/ihadastroke
    -r/sbubby
    -r/trippinthroughtime
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

  • @mercenarychef9465
    @mercenarychef9465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    1:52 this guy is a marketing genius. He actually makes good builds, and these ones are jokes that he makes for extra money because some simp WILL buy them.

  • @NewBornMilk
    @NewBornMilk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    “Unless it’s like the McRib, that needs to come back”
    That day has come my friend, that day has come

    • @Griffin050A1t
      @Griffin050A1t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES I SAW THE ADS TOO, we should all buy McDonald’s out of McRibs and eat ourselves to death!

    • @NewBornMilk
      @NewBornMilk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Griffin050A1t sounds like a plan

    • @Kryogenix2
      @Kryogenix2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      McRib is bad.

    • @Pterosauraphobia
      @Pterosauraphobia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kryogenix2 Your opinion, buddy.

    • @Kryogenix2
      @Kryogenix2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pterosauraphobia
      🍞🥓

  • @gerpelethegreat4057
    @gerpelethegreat4057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The deer one actually freaked me out but the damaged burger after cheered me up right away lol

  • @terreliv
    @terreliv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Apparently Travis Scott is a rapper who's collabed with McDonald's, and the burger's a meme.

    • @chcolatethiccshake6787
      @chcolatethiccshake6787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What the hell is Mickey D

    • @johnxina1635
      @johnxina1635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chcolatethiccshake6787 Micky mouse?

    • @mccrow4561
      @mccrow4561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@johnxina1635 Mickey Disney

    • @johnxina1635
      @johnxina1635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mccrow4561 you are a genius

    • @oxycoatl2873
      @oxycoatl2873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he means McDonald’s

  • @everydayjokes2321
    @everydayjokes2321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Joke of the day:
    What is the soft stuff between sharks teeth?
    *slow swimmers.*

    • @NateIsgreat38
      @NateIsgreat38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *yes*

    • @OttoOzzy
      @OttoOzzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank you for a dad joke, good sir/ma’am/they

    • @NateIsgreat38
      @NateIsgreat38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Justin Y.'s Impersonator good boi

    • @NateIsgreat38
      @NateIsgreat38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Justin Y.'s Impersonator because you also say “yes”

    • @lilweepee
      @lilweepee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes the 3rd

  • @Dumbloser-lf2bv
    @Dumbloser-lf2bv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    My eyes...
    *they have been cursed*

    • @ilike_racecars
      @ilike_racecars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is nothing compared to the gacha community

    • @barksouls5580
      @barksouls5580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ilike_racecars haha

    • @Green-iv4lw
      @Green-iv4lw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Spy iS tHaT a JoJo ReFrEnCe

    • @applejuicekomaeda184
      @applejuicekomaeda184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ilike_racecars correction:
      This is nothing compared to the *BAD* part of the Gacha community **

    • @ilike_racecars
      @ilike_racecars 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@applejuicekomaeda184 there is no good part of gacha

  • @idontreallyknowlol7223
    @idontreallyknowlol7223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Ok, but that deer doll house is cool as hell (it’s still kinda creepy though)

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Timestamp?

    • @resistanceisfulfilled4005
      @resistanceisfulfilled4005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SpairM 4:39 is the post timestamp!

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@resistanceisfulfilled4005 thank you!

    • @devgoldrbxia
      @devgoldrbxia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Want the airbuds with it?

    • @Crazy_Sarah98
      @Crazy_Sarah98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can’t help but agree. I’d buy it just to freak people out lol

  • @KiwiBird-
    @KiwiBird- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    13:23
    Females: Wait that’s a-
    Jack: Don’t make me unlife you!

    • @BerserkOddish
      @BerserkOddish 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      wat

    • @szczezuj
      @szczezuj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a 21 years old female and I have no idea what that stick it

    • @KiwiBird-
      @KiwiBird- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, I made this a year ago, so I have no clue either. But, I’m pretty sure I thought it was a feminine hygiene product, I’m not sure if it actually is tho

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KiwiBird- close, its a tampon applicator
      Jack would be doing me a favor by unlifeing me lol

  • @deformedpoptart3402
    @deformedpoptart3402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Srsly just call it crackslist

  • @thekingofhearts43
    @thekingofhearts43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    “MORTY! I TURNED MYSELF INTO A DOORKNOB, MORTY! I’M DOORKNOB RIIICK!”

    • @A_Shrubbery1901
      @A_Shrubbery1901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That would be gross

    • @wildinside2756
      @wildinside2756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol that is so funny

    • @ConfusionUwU
      @ConfusionUwU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He turned into a doorknob, funniest shit i’ve ever seen

    • @OfficialSektis
      @OfficialSektis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And then he turned himself into a doorknob, funniest shit i’ve ever seen

    • @OfficialSektis
      @OfficialSektis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ConfusionUwU oh shit you commented this too :p

  • @robertpietraru1939
    @robertpietraru1939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Eminem Jack doesn't exist he can't hurt you
    Eminem Jack: 0:26

  • @temmiesbreakroom3715
    @temmiesbreakroom3715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "looking for a tooth-fairy-like girl for one night with my son, he is 23" They got us in the first half not gonna lie

  • @Wyr3d
    @Wyr3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    @5:20 There's blood in those things. Was this some kind of twisted hit confirmation? "Whack the guy, and put his air pods up for sale. We'll pay you though net"

  • @atharputra538
    @atharputra538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "What did you buy to cost this much?"
    "Ehh.. chicken nugget clock"

  • @Clowdering
    @Clowdering 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    “The McRib needs to come back”
    Uhhh, so who is gonna tell him.

    • @Mr-bappoo
      @Mr-bappoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah its back out but ive never had it is the mc rib any good?

    • @Chaotic0699
      @Chaotic0699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Mr-bappoo it really is that's why they only come out with it every year or 2, it is a good buissness plan because they get lots of money from people seeing it back after a year or 2 and are like "finnaly it is back" then it goes away after 2 months

    • @antisocial5813
      @antisocial5813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I ain't gonna tell him, let's never tell him >:)

    • @GhostlyTekk
      @GhostlyTekk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm guessing the McRib is American cause I work at a McDonald's and I've never heard of it

    • @KD-jk6yo
      @KD-jk6yo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The almighty number of likes has been achieved

  • @bvttew_miilk8793
    @bvttew_miilk8793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Day eight of asking for r/breadstapledtotrees

    • @Rainbow__cookie
      @Rainbow__cookie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh 😂

    • @tommyboi5354
      @tommyboi5354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      woah time to look up that one

    • @adrielfranco3425
      @adrielfranco3425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im too lazy to google it, what is that

    • @altf4582
      @altf4582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@adrielfranco3425 bread stapled to trees

    • @michaelhazelwood5108
      @michaelhazelwood5108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They've said multiple times that they wouldn't do it. I wish they would do it but I gave up a while ago

  • @rosesilverleaf
    @rosesilverleaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I mean, the taxidermied jackalope was actually pretty good compared to most of the stuff that comes out of this sub. The price wasn't even as awful as normal either.

  • @ataphelicopter5734
    @ataphelicopter5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    Secret: the cigarette holder is actually a _[REDACTED]_

    • @crimson1228
      @crimson1228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      What is it? Tell meeeeeee im L4 clearence level

    • @that_trans_king5807
      @that_trans_king5807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      [REDACTED]

    • @mr.walter6973
      @mr.walter6973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@crimson1228 is a *[REDACTED]* see is not that hard

    • @crimson1228
      @crimson1228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mr.walter6973 ahhhhh I get it now.

    • @fluffiestgamer51
      @fluffiestgamer51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yes, the *[REDACTED]* that looks like a cigarette holder is really interesting. I, *[REDACTED]* managed to *[REMOVED BY EXTERNAL SOURCE, TITLED "EMKAY"]* with it. It's really cool!

  • @Pek1gn
    @Pek1gn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    that thumbnail makes me want to buy a chicken nugget clock

    • @user-dw1es8nk2l
      @user-dw1es8nk2l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      airpods?

    • @Pek1gn
      @Pek1gn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@user-dw1es8nk2l yes. the image of those airpods makes me wanna buy a chicken nugget clock

    • @ausername1761
      @ausername1761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Pek1gn *glock

  • @joeysjam
    @joeysjam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Emkay: The Best Reddit Readings North Of The Equator
    *Sad Jack Noises*

    • @memerboi69.0
      @memerboi69.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      formerly the best reddit readings south of the equator

  • @CallMeFreakFujiko
    @CallMeFreakFujiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That dollhouse... I was starting to think "well that's a bit sad. Their father made this dollhouse for them and maybe it's not the best but it's still better than nothing!" and then the picture panned down, revealing what will be the first thing his daughters will be mentioning in therapy.

  • @sweetsongtalks
    @sweetsongtalks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The dollhouse was pretty cool, not gonna lie. It's very creative and I found it really interesting. I hope I'll be able to see it in person at some point, honestly. I want to get a better look at it

  • @yokuutsu9097
    @yokuutsu9097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    WHEN I HEARD "FEMBOY" MY BODY HAD A FLIGHT OR FIGHT REACTION.

    • @prettiest-girl-in-town
      @prettiest-girl-in-town 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just imagine someone running away from screen or using American magic wand also called gun

  • @krazykhan3450
    @krazykhan3450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    bruh i thought jack was going to say "Terrifying Terrorists "

  • @kiwi_kini
    @kiwi_kini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Those AirPods Reminded me to clean mine, *i am clean ISWEAR*

  • @artificialserotonin813
    @artificialserotonin813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Roses are red
    Walls are made of plaster
    The children were fast
    BUT THE LAWN MOWER WAS FASTER

  • @vclark12288
    @vclark12288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:26 You can really hear him lean back from his chair and laugh, moving away from his desk.

  • @blubasnurk4241
    @blubasnurk4241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    THE INSIDE HAS RED, THERE IS BLOOD OR FLESH IN THOSE AIRPODS

  • @thejayfro5390
    @thejayfro5390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm so happy to finally catch an upload within the hour of it being posted. I just wanted to say that I absolutely love this channel and you guys (especially Lexi, Robin, and Jacque/Jack (I've seen it spelt both ways throughout videos)) have honestly through some tough times. Also, for Robin, Connor (from GMod) says hi!

  • @feisflwr3310
    @feisflwr3310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    i just realized... while using my airpods- that the “airpods” shown in thumbnail arent...airpods. they have to have the little dot under the front part of it, on the backside. ik that everyone already realized this- but i wanted to comment.

    • @feisflwr3310
      @feisflwr3310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oh yeah, and the stem is way too slim

    • @cl0udnel
      @cl0udnel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I cant tell the difference so maybe it helped. Thanks..?

    • @asiamangape4311
      @asiamangape4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@feisflwr3310 d- did you just comment that you agree with yourself

    • @David_Bellows
      @David_Bellows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are EarPods aka wired airpods

  • @okulltra
    @okulltra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Nobody:
    Me who just got reddit just to join the emkay community and post some fan art: y e s h

  • @oxydator
    @oxydator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Where's the clown on that chicken wing?"
    He was behind the camera, confusing his mirror image with the wing he was holding.

  • @xora2002
    @xora2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:53 that dollhouse is low-key beautiful in my opinion

  • @Roman6025
    @Roman6025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The title is always the best part

  • @blackhole-fn7ny
    @blackhole-fn7ny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    plot twist: the Cheeto is actually going “BOI” because of the price of himself

    • @findingthee6049
      @findingthee6049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

    • @sinisterfroxy
      @sinisterfroxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol only one comment but 78 likes it seems the exact opposite for me

  • @VoiceIsMeming
    @VoiceIsMeming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The thumbnail is cursed lmao never seen headphones with that much earwax lads 🤣

    • @lenaoxton7804
      @lenaoxton7804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its a bleeding ear wax!!- maybe an infection-

    • @MrEnte3000
      @MrEnte3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's poop.

    • @VoiceIsMeming
      @VoiceIsMeming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lenaoxton7804 ouch probably one of those people you like stuffing the headphones into their ear cos its itchy 🤢🤮

    • @lenaoxton7804
      @lenaoxton7804 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VoiceIsMeming dude stop- i know its healthy to have alot of earwax so nothing goes inside your ears but....CLEAN YOUR DAMN EARPHONES!!!!

    • @cheeseman6833
      @cheeseman6833 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its literally flesh inside the airpods

  • @SalTheSlime.
    @SalTheSlime. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    13:11 so your gonna unlife me eh? ..... i guess ill risk my life for the boys!
    Ooh, ooh
    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching but
    You're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what's been going on
    We know the game, and we're gonna play it
    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)
    (Ooh, ooh)
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
    (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
    We've know each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching but
    You're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what's been going on
    We know the game, and we're gonna play it
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    ok now he is gone... its a tampon applicator.

    • @gamingwithevie8303
      @gamingwithevie8303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goddammit this is the second one I have seen do this

    • @potatoes5395
      @potatoes5395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "They got us in the first half not gonna lie"

  • @Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants
    @Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    me: th-that "ciggaret holder" is a-
    emkay: **points gun at my head**

    • @MinorLG
      @MinorLG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg, i know. ti's totally a _________ for a ______

    • @cheese1164
      @cheese1164 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell us…..

    • @roadkill236
      @roadkill236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cheese1164 its a ta-

    • @Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants
      @Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its for LAdiEs dAyz

  • @黄舒怡-q9k
    @黄舒怡-q9k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    13:05 The “baby blu cigarette holder” is genius lmao

    • @laracroft9709
      @laracroft9709 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need to know what it actually is

    • @KYSMO
      @KYSMO 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      plz tell what it is

    • @toffee5266
      @toffee5266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KYSMO It’s a tampon

    • @smirglepapier531
      @smirglepapier531 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toffee5266 how the frickity frack is that a tampon? You mean the baby blue part, right? I'm so confused...

  • @alexanderpelky5921
    @alexanderpelky5921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "powered by the smell of the ocean"🤣🤣🤣🤣 i almost died!

  • @KilleRedX
    @KilleRedX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    *"What Time is it?"*
    *IT'S TIME TO STOP!*

  • @TheLonesomeSheppard
    @TheLonesomeSheppard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "my sister isn't creepy she's just ugly" got me

  • @HB-by7bi
    @HB-by7bi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:00 i would actually buy that, it looks so cool

  • @mihajlostojanovic1035
    @mihajlostojanovic1035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When he sad THE POWER OF THE SEA he saunded like sponge bob

  • @isamkhan9001
    @isamkhan9001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i am not going to be able to eat food for the rest of my LIFE after seeing that thumbnail!

  • @energeticgamer61
    @energeticgamer61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The chicken Nuggets was supposed to stop World Hunger but this person wasted it to make a clock

  • @jeremiahlong7759
    @jeremiahlong7759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:00
    Travis scott burger is a mc Donald's burger with a rapper's name on it so they sell it for twice as much even though it's basically just like a Big Mac.

  • @kitty8527
    @kitty8527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Emkay: Inspiring artists to learn how to draw hands bc they are SO HARD TO DRAW AAAA

  • @the_oao_raider
    @the_oao_raider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Travis Scott is a famous rapper and got his own personal burger.

  • @obuma6459
    @obuma6459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:25 is no one gonna talk about how this golden banana has *50 BIDS*

    • @prod_JG
      @prod_JG 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it’s a real gold banana I would see why

  • @user-lf7cy3lw3d
    @user-lf7cy3lw3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Its hard to not click this video because of the thumbnail

  • @michellec6020
    @michellec6020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Everyone: why is that AirPod so gross?! What is that?!
    Me: *F L A V O R*

    • @LivingD34dGrrl
      @LivingD34dGrrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      R/cursedcomments

    • @OtterWidit
      @OtterWidit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is now in my brain forever.
      Oh, God...

    • @altaccount393
      @altaccount393 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👅

  • @276З
    @276З 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:02 because it’s not on mobile anymore, not because he can type “for” inside of AppStore

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jay: What time is it?
    Me: *IT'S ADVENTURE TIME*

  • @JacobTheCroc
    @JacobTheCroc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    8:18 Ah yes, the polish engineering at it's finest.

  • @paulcurran302
    @paulcurran302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Last time I was this early, Craigslist was an actual website and crackheads hadn't taken it over

    • @ilike_racecars
      @ilike_racecars 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Last time i checked noone cared

    • @luvmyglocks
      @luvmyglocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ilike_racecars last time I checked, I didn’t fucking ask

    • @ilike_racecars
      @ilike_racecars 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luvmyglocks last time i checked you werent here

    • @luvmyglocks
      @luvmyglocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ilike_racecars last time I checked, you weren’t a fucking anime nerd

    • @ilike_racecars
      @ilike_racecars 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luvmyglocks last time i checked megumin was underaged

  • @dashcamandy2242
    @dashcamandy2242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    15:04 - Not gonna lie, that Country Squire on a Camper Special chassis is pretty cool-looking.
    Not as cool as the Iroc-on-an-S-10-Blazer-chassis idea I had, but still pretty sweet.

  • @ineed8hoursofsleep77
    @ineed8hoursofsleep77 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    06:25 That guy missed the joke of writing 'The Master Baiter', but i still laughed my a** off!

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:49
    He may live in Friendswood
    But he has no friends, only wood

  • @itsnoni0226
    @itsnoni0226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Have a great day everybody!!!!

  • @rmts271
    @rmts271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the airpods in the thumbnail would make a tasty treat

    • @godtuberzamasus783
      @godtuberzamasus783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      r/cursedcomments

    • @nga12567
      @nga12567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@godtuberzamasus783 and no one can say r/ihavereddit since this is a reddit video

    • @IAmSuperWeirdGal
      @IAmSuperWeirdGal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bon appetit

    • @rmts271
      @rmts271 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IAmSuperWeirdGal It is probably gourmet

  • @anthonymann2426
    @anthonymann2426 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:30 The way he says boy sends shivers down my spine.

  • @insineum5092
    @insineum5092 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:43 "collector's edition camping toilet" LMAO xD

  • @iunnosoiputthis
    @iunnosoiputthis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey EmKay, the McRib is actually back, your wish has come true.

  • @Bambi_bun
    @Bambi_bun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    14:08 That honestly sounds like it would be a south park episode

  • @aguraz
    @aguraz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I like the part when he reviewed whats on craiglist
    Edit:thank you for 28 likes this is my most liked comment

  • @anonymousperson8946
    @anonymousperson8946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "my sister isn't creepy, she's just ugly " lmaooooo

  • @anub3207
    @anub3207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:44 I like how he doesn't notice the obvious fake

  • @adamyt826
    @adamyt826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Me: can I see 14 comments pls
    TH-cam: N O P E

    • @adamyt826
      @adamyt826 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@legoislandstuff8773 wut

  • @mistybarnett5111
    @mistybarnett5111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Day 1 of saying "bye" till the emkay narrator replies "hi"

  • @AnythingButBecky1127
    @AnythingButBecky1127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I'm challenging Jack to ACTUALLY unlife me
    That's a tampon.
    How's Jack gonna get to Ohio to unlife me?

    • @cl0udnel
      @cl0udnel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought tampons looked like a cotton ball unwrapped and rewrapped..?
      Edit: Haha.. I was wrong-

    • @crimson1228
      @crimson1228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahh okay thx man, god speed.

    • @thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters
      @thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Good thing this comment is buried kinda deep so no one will actually find out the secret

    • @guacbird
      @guacbird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nice knowing you

    • @xdoubledsaucex8267
      @xdoubledsaucex8267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters found it

  • @tehemann
    @tehemann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:22 it looked like there was blood inside the airpods 🤣

  • @a.beloucif1348
    @a.beloucif1348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i cannot unsee those airpods

  • @RX_TXG
    @RX_TXG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    day 1 of saying “Hi” untill an EmKay narrator replies

    • @imghost3032
      @imghost3032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Just go to Lexi's channel, she really cool and active with her fanbase.

    • @isntthatodd9301
      @isntthatodd9301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      H I

    • @user-dw1es8nk2l
      @user-dw1es8nk2l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hi

    • @priyankadeshpande1514
      @priyankadeshpande1514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@imghost3032 whats her channel called?

    • @xfinity1348
      @xfinity1348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@priyankadeshpande1514 TheLexiKitty

  • @crunchyjuice6418
    @crunchyjuice6418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:57 ngl but i fucking love that

  • @CB...
    @CB... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The thumbnail: me after i use my friend's airpods

    • @eleanorcarpenter37
      @eleanorcarpenter37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you need to go to a doctor, that can't be healthy

  • @nexus1g
    @nexus1g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:10 They just used the shorthand. It's actually a pspsps with a laser pointer, fluffy mouse, jingly ball, a feather stick and a string

  • @tripsmith8591
    @tripsmith8591 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok but the go kart shopping cart is awesome too lmfao

  • @noiwontdothefandango8531
    @noiwontdothefandango8531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Plot twist:
    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what's been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)
    (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)
    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what's been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt...

  • @mr.scarlo2234
    @mr.scarlo2234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Day 158 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

  • @loveyoutilioverdose
    @loveyoutilioverdose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the thumbnail is scary

  • @Xer0280
    @Xer0280 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I kept on thinking that AirPods were actually EarPods, but the thumbnail proves my point

  • @southerntrendkiller2632
    @southerntrendkiller2632 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok youtube. I’ll watch it. It’s only been in my recommended everyday for 3 weeks straight.

  • @LatulaArts
    @LatulaArts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a pastry chef, the cupcake/cake listing physically pains me

  • @Lechugaforeverforlife
    @Lechugaforeverforlife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ah yes *Fleshpods*
    Why did he have to do that?

  • @PtwibbieN09
    @PtwibbieN09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dear God.... I can’t believe I’m going to say this BUT... I miss the old real Craigslist items. Maybe It’s just me, but I feel like most of these were created to use as Reddit karma?
    I’m going to re-evaluate my life choices.... How did I get here... how have I become a person questioning the crackheadiest crackhead Craigslist posts

    • @truecrimefan1433
      @truecrimefan1433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahah I feel the same what happened to us

  • @The_Mythical_Potato
    @The_Mythical_Potato 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "She isn't scary, she's just ugly"
    *Destruction 100*

  • @cramel37819
    @cramel37819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:56 I would honestly buy this. It's adorable!!

  • @keyonalyles2267
    @keyonalyles2267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Travis Scott is an American rapper and he promoted a burger. You're welcome 😁😁😁

    • @drcoomer5963
      @drcoomer5963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he a fOrtnit brackman bOrger guy

  • @jadekaay
    @jadekaay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got a load of those cigarette
    holders if anyone needs any

  • @Neutralerd
    @Neutralerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There's a travis scott meme/advertisement or something, Hope this helps!

  • @Destinim
    @Destinim 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    that 1972 ford country squire wagon custom is LITERALLY something you see in Alaska EVERY FREAKING TIME YOU GO TO TOWN!

  • @Alexianna
    @Alexianna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For anybody who doesn’t know, that ‘cigarette holder’ is a tampon applicator. It’s used to aid with insertion.

    • @abluehappyface748
      @abluehappyface748 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have explained it to the rest! Now you will be *unlifed* 😠
      🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄

    • @Alexianna
      @Alexianna 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abluehappyface748 I am the ruiner of fun.

    • @pojnacoviceaproductions514
      @pojnacoviceaproductions514 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg thanks!!!