Stupid Soldiers

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  • @sirpngwnz111
    @sirpngwnz111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4412

    Meanwhile, in some random circus: A squad dressed up in clown outfits just took out an entire audience, and a dispatcher was fired for one small mistake.

  • @TomSka
    @TomSka  10 ปีที่แล้ว +7433

    This is why I don't play online shooters anymore.

    • @maxkim4259
      @maxkim4259 10 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      how did you and your friends come up with this? lol

    • @QruisS
      @QruisS 10 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      What means the "pick a card" signal??

    • @carol629
      @carol629 10 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      This was fantastic!!! Nice morning laugh before heading off to work.

    • @RazuhGaming
      @RazuhGaming 10 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      TF2 is a the only online FPS I've seen where this sort of ridiculousness is encouraged, because it's fun to be retarded in it.

    • @willdarlow4546
      @willdarlow4546 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Because all of them are the same, kill people, die, re-spawn.

  • @mistycle1538
    @mistycle1538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2573

    This is the kids who sit across from each other at the back of class.

    • @gemmies.701
      @gemmies.701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Loved that anime.

    • @commanderruby901
      @commanderruby901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tyrant-den884 I see what you did there.
      It’s a joke about OP’s terrible grammar.

    • @blade_riotous1595
      @blade_riotous1595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never knew that the kid's in the back had loaded pistols

    • @saltyssecondacc1679
      @saltyssecondacc1679 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats me

  • @billy6113
    @billy6113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2852

    When you and your friends try to entertain each other in the library:

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1862

    i don't know why they cut this scene from Zero Dark Thirty, it would have really tied Act II & Act III together

  • @SF3L
    @SF3L 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2552

    Teacher: the test isn’t that confusing
    The test:

    • @GlassEmeraldX25
      @GlassEmeraldX25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @freddyfrostpag
      @freddyfrostpag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With these guys and girls

    • @jssolan5207
      @jssolan5207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was about kidnapping that guy and trying to get answers from him using positive and negative strategies.

    • @monke3387
      @monke3387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Learn how to use the meme, This isn't confusing.

  • @asmcint
    @asmcint 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    As it was once said in a previous video: You know it's a TomSka video when the punchline is death.

    • @TheJonesChannel11
      @TheJonesChannel11 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I remember that very well...

    • @JogauVids
      @JogauVids 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whaaaaaaaat haaaaappeeeeeeeeeened ?

    • @elocin1964
      @elocin1964 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JogauVids WELL he took this gun and then he- *shoots self*

    • @ze_rubenator
      @ze_rubenator 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Could also be Shakespeare. Very hard to tell.

    • @asmcint
      @asmcint 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ze Rubenator
      Very true. He always did love to mix tragedy into his comedies.

  • @jackroche2065
    @jackroche2065 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1698

    My team in CSGO

  • @randomrhino4371
    @randomrhino4371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2040

    My last 6 brain cells trying to solve my math homework

    • @ggman9002
      @ggman9002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      1 cell each for your friends

    • @gakr8493
      @gakr8493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This comment is what my brain thinks of when in an exam

    • @onlinenerd8553
      @onlinenerd8553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah dude this is all my brain cells I only have 6

    • @Phun-Bun
      @Phun-Bun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @Cucumber_Dragon
      @Cucumber_Dragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And when you gave up on your test:
      2:19

  • @hapee1519
    @hapee1519 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3772

    "And that's how we win the war, son"
    "Eh I'm not sure of that"
    "Hey It's not my fault if the US army engaged Circus artists as soldiers"

    • @codenamecrisis9679
      @codenamecrisis9679 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      atleast they didn't send pugsley this time

    • @betelgeuse5054
      @betelgeuse5054 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @theunknownblock5942
      @theunknownblock5942 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +Shinku Sasori don't disrespect the sergeant, trooper!

    • @feron_ve
      @feron_ve 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or a hamster in a plane...

    • @Michael-eg3rs
      @Michael-eg3rs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ber Road captain squeakers is dead don't you remember from Sergeant Pugsley's last mission?

  • @ShiftySetax
    @ShiftySetax 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2173

    Love how the silenced gunshot makes their ears ring lol

    • @ShiftySetax
      @ShiftySetax 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ***** I know, it's a... *sigh* nvm

    • @0zone247
      @0zone247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Jacob Knight lol i like your reaction

    • @Xboxplayerpinoy
      @Xboxplayerpinoy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      it would still probably hurt

    • @KhanggiTanka
      @KhanggiTanka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Jacob Knight it would IRL XD

    • @robertgrenzray7657
      @robertgrenzray7657 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      By that logic nothing is silent. Everything is making noise always.

  • @gunner1147
    @gunner1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Plot twist: The cards were actually disguised as machine guns

  • @epicjn
    @epicjn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9238

    tom, this was the perfect chance to make jokes in the subtitles

    • @cenedra20
      @cenedra20 8 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      +

    • @gabbiemmafj8563
      @gabbiemmafj8563 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ?

    • @Zhyro00
      @Zhyro00 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      he can still make em

    • @tichietempah
      @tichietempah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      no dialog

    • @bigounce2651
      @bigounce2651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      This was the perfect change to honor your bro.

  • @Lionbug
    @Lionbug 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    First hand sign meant "rush B no stop"

    • @everything71
      @everything71 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      1 stop=1 kick

    • @nekky9534
      @nekky9534 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      "Deserters shall be shot on sight"

    • @clydecraft5642
      @clydecraft5642 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +spontaneous pineapple survivors shall be shot again

    • @deusvult1881
      @deusvult1881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No it meant on 3 we go in and take them out

    • @klepxx5408
      @klepxx5408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Killer cam woooosh

  • @CorvusnTel
    @CorvusnTel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    1:22 The face of a man who won at life.

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    Call of Duty multiplayer

    • @TheNaparstek
      @TheNaparstek 10 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      More like Counter Strike

    • @TheHeik
      @TheHeik 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'd go with MoH: Warfighter as interpreted by Harpo Marx

    • @huntressxwizard
      @huntressxwizard 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      More like team fortress 2

    • @bradley3637
      @bradley3637 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Avventura But minus the fat guy with a sandwich

    • @huntressxwizard
      @huntressxwizard 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah that's true.
      (goes to corner with sandvich and cries)

  • @jakewarren2369
    @jakewarren2369 8 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    this guy with the yoyo looked like he meant bussiness... he made a good arguement tbh xD

    • @PoggerMilo
      @PoggerMilo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you mean elliot?

    • @circa134
      @circa134 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      0:33

    • @demonspawn5797
      @demonspawn5797 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really need to learn sign language

  • @darrelllothian8200
    @darrelllothian8200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Tom was trying to say that first time was
    Three of us go in then
    I don’t even know what next

    • @ThomasFarquhar2
      @ThomasFarquhar2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "3 of us go in and then we strangle/stab/shoot/detain them" idk but those are your options

    • @gvudrt8266
      @gvudrt8266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      3 of us go in and secure the parcel/objective/intel/vip, etc.

    • @SpiceLettuce
      @SpiceLettuce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think Tom was saying that they go in and attack straight on, and the other one was saying to be smart and encircle/flank them, then attack.

    • @ryanterry4268
      @ryanterry4268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SpiceLettuce I was reasonably sure that Tom meant "3 in there. We go in and take them out" to which she responds "We should surround them." He decides this isn't necessary, skit ensues

    • @SpiceLettuce
      @SpiceLettuce 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanterry4268 yeah

  • @Linosek279
    @Linosek279 8 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    I preferred when it was called mixed signals

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Cornbread Animations its just a better name

    • @CodOfAges
      @CodOfAges 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why did he change the name?

    • @RossWild
      @RossWild 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He could have a future video that may be titled close to it and felt needed to remove name to avoid confusion

    • @Consolous
      @Consolous 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I just found this on facebook the other day as a gif and I just googled "soldier sign funny" and this was in the beginning. Doubt I would've found it with "mixed signals" so I think he maybe did it so it's easier to be found.

    • @ioan4o94
      @ioan4o94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know the video from when it came out and i saw the gif. It's a full mother****** GIF of the entire video. God damn stealers. "Do it for the like"...

  • @ThePCguy17
    @ThePCguy17 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3696

    Silenced gun to get the attention of silent people? Seems legit.

    • @F1Z5Y
      @F1Z5Y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ThePCguy17 I’m not a gun genius but, I think a silenced gun can be heard if you’re close to it.

    • @jacquechampagne5865
      @jacquechampagne5865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@F1Z5Y r/wooooosh

    • @roopepeltomaa2824
      @roopepeltomaa2824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@F1Z5Y a silenced gun will still make a really loud noice. A silencer doesn't really help at all if you're that close to it.

    • @jacquechampagne5865
      @jacquechampagne5865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Grumpy Man r/wooooosh

    • @Oscar-j6b
      @Oscar-j6b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@jacquechampagne5865 you know what?
      Fuck you in particular.
      I will pray that you get a hearing aid that makes you comprehend sound one second later.
      So everytime you talk to someone, their speech will be lagging.
      I hope every earphone jacks you have need to be twisted in 5 different direction to work and the sound is always stronger in one ear.
      I hope your pawns are always sweaty and easily collect dust, so you always get that feeling of stickiness in your hand.
      I fucking hate your kind.

  • @TheEWGman
    @TheEWGman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:03 was a good part because they are mimes, they are silent and a silencer on the gun makes no noise really but is loud for silent people

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous 10 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    im so confused, thank you.

  • @mynameisbarryallenandimthe5685
    @mynameisbarryallenandimthe5685 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1159

    Rush B they said,,

    • @kingradovidv4524
      @kingradovidv4524 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Cyka Blyat they said

    • @valsistem
      @valsistem 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      p90 rush they said.

    • @blueberryboi9426
      @blueberryboi9426 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We'll flash you out, they said

    • @scrap8760
      @scrap8760 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "i have ult" they said.

    • @shovelthetrench9107
      @shovelthetrench9107 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ill go mercy they said it will be fun they said

  • @jello2621
    @jello2621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    me: *turns on captions*.
    video: (no dialogue)
    me: *thAnkS*

    • @monke3387
      @monke3387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What did you expect of a quiet video?

    • @TylerMarkRichardson
      @TylerMarkRichardson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@monke3387 well there was some talking

    • @goodhuman_person619
      @goodhuman_person619 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Correction, according to the video the proper terminology is "No Dialog" which is clearly much better

  • @crosbowkil98
    @crosbowkil98 9 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    Counter Terrorists Win

    • @venixie1871
      @venixie1871 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pedro The Unicorn Fucker obviously

  • @TechnologyDreams
    @TechnologyDreams 10 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    TF2 with the new taunts.

    • @RevWorkshop
      @RevWorkshop 10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Lego Millennium Falcon Taunt confirmed.

    • @Pasyaarizaldy
      @Pasyaarizaldy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PointBlank Bom has been planted (go go go!)

    • @Fordring1776
      @Fordring1776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Flip off taunt confirmed

    • @ebbingtime
      @ebbingtime 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are three letters in the first three letters of team fortress. Half life three confirmed.

    • @Anthony-xs5ud
      @Anthony-xs5ud 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      With these new taunts tf2 can bring overwatch to their knees

  • @cruella4341
    @cruella4341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    They may be stupid, but they are talented as fuck.

  • @gatokal
    @gatokal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Plot twist: the team acting silly were the ones who shot.

    • @lawsonspencer
      @lawsonspencer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They threw cards at them

    • @deltactarchives1328
      @deltactarchives1328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mark rober built a card machine gun... They probably used that.

    • @josefstalin5023
      @josefstalin5023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they made balloon machine guns

    • @mister_lad
      @mister_lad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      people please, they obviously used the LEGO Millenium Falcon's guns

  • @Spike-Prime
    @Spike-Prime 9 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    This is honestly one of the funniest and best sketches I think you've ever made.
    I still think you make some good and funny stuff, but I feel like this is more tightly executed with more to it than, say, the sketch about the homeless guy.

    • @WTF2BlueTiger
      @WTF2BlueTiger 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Spike Prime Hah, this was fucking brilliant, one of the few times a 2.5 minute video seems like a good 20 minutes of fun, somehow.

    • @mechabubba
      @mechabubba 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Spike Prime todarina chessit

  • @patricianeyra9725
    @patricianeyra9725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the captions it really tells you what’s happening

  • @JohnnyUFilms
    @JohnnyUFilms 8 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    "Terrorists Win"

    • @tycxxn
      @tycxxn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The game filled with Silvers.

    • @GrusselStevenson
      @GrusselStevenson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Tanner York "you think I'd be trying in a silver match? That's adorable.

    • @whoever7033
      @whoever7033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm pretty sure they got sprayed buddy .

    • @globeparasite9381
      @globeparasite9381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      **inserts joke about the IRA**

    • @DeletedTroll
      @DeletedTroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      420 likes 4 years later.

  • @milk3275
    @milk3275 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    Every tf2 server in a nutshell

    • @milk3275
      @milk3275 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Or csgo

    • @milk3275
      @milk3275 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or csgo

    • @Okabiz_
      @Okabiz_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or csgo

    • @bigounce2651
      @bigounce2651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Okabiz or csgo

    • @Okabiz_
      @Okabiz_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or csgo

  • @DeveloperJake
    @DeveloperJake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Me who actually wants this to be a real movie:

  • @Forestdrown
    @Forestdrown 8 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    Wow the new Twenty One Pilots music video looks great

    • @ljdahl9134
      @ljdahl9134 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      oh my lord you are the best

    • @cuteyangelkitten
      @cuteyangelkitten 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      |-/

    • @tyler_bt3326
      @tyler_bt3326 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How is this in any way relevant to the video

    • @Forestdrown
      @Forestdrown 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Tyler Brooke-Thomas The masks that the soldiers are wearing are very similar to the masks that Tyler and Josh ( The members of Twenty One Pilots) wear :)

    • @lukasbostick
      @lukasbostick 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      21 pilots sucks

  • @TheTony3749videos
    @TheTony3749videos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    01:22 That face is the reason I love these videos.

  • @mumblegrumblejumble1524
    @mumblegrumblejumble1524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Now of course all the actors do a great job, but an aspect no one talks about is the music. God I can't even imagine how different this video would be without the music

    • @Roebert-uw7pp
      @Roebert-uw7pp 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes you can. Mute.

  • @cherrywallis
    @cherrywallis 10 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Haha this was awesome.

  • @skyydott
    @skyydott 9 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    This is always my team in CS:GO.

    • @sw308
      @sw308 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @budweiserotamatone8254
      @budweiserotamatone8254 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cuz Pugz WHERE WERE YOU SERGENT PUGSLEY?!?!

    • @sw308
      @sw308 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hamad Alhajeri Srry M8 I forgot, was eating bones

    • @virulentasscancer1435
      @virulentasscancer1435 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cuz Pugz My bone ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

    • @Glae
      @Glae 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Master Chief REALLY?

  • @savvass2950
    @savvass2950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is by far my favourite one of Tom's sketches. The fact that its silent aged much better in my mind.
    After years of occasional revisiting, the other sketches feel a bit tedious, even though I loved them back in the day and constantly quoted them

  • @noahnolastnameforu6628
    @noahnolastnameforu6628 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Toms sign meaning: 3 fingers: 3 enemies
    2 fingers pointing: move
    Fist:kill

    • @JacketMangoify
      @JacketMangoify 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      aaaaand WHY did the girl object?

    • @PeaceBear16
      @PeaceBear16 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** i dont think she speaks hand movement very well...

    • @PeaceBear16
      @PeaceBear16 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      PeaceBear16 wait so what was she saying?

    • @TrueChaoSclx
      @TrueChaoSclx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PeaceBear16 super late, but here's what two other people commented:
      "3 enemies , Inside , take down ."
      " Me and you , Not on same page , Fuck you."
      Not sure if it's right, but there you go

  • @Georaga
    @Georaga 10 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Alice is so good in this!

  • @NinjaBusCow
    @NinjaBusCow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You are a brilliant man, and you have some awesome friends.
    It's good to see you back at it again.

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    you know, considering that that LEGO set could easily be at least 500 pieces, and the dude built it with no instructions in 30 min, color me impressed!

  • @NatsuDragn33I
    @NatsuDragn33I 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    That last part... flawless!!!!

  • @aprilbhatia5508
    @aprilbhatia5508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is basically everyone in detention when the teacher leaves

  • @MetalMannequiin
    @MetalMannequiin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is why I like Tomska. He has the best humor for making videos, so anything he makes is always good.

  • @BlairinTM
    @BlairinTM 10 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    >When you try to play Counter-Strike without a mic

    • @Scubadog_
      @Scubadog_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That describes the feeling awfully well.

    • @thesilverw0lf
      @thesilverw0lf 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      scubadog2000
      Does it? X) I can play just fine without a mic. Radar + sound will serve you fine if you don't use mic :D and I usually don't unless I'm playing with friends. Otherwise you'd be better off talking to a wall XD It annoys me when people don't realise blatant signs though ¬_¬ Empty magazines, bodies etc... Yes, the area covered in blood and empty bullet casings is perfectly safe! lol

    • @Scubadog_
      @Scubadog_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      thesilverw0lf It's not about what you can see, it's about what you can make others see. Giving quick warnings to the pillocks buggering about on the field on immediate dangers can be extremely useful. It applies to most online games, especially ones like CS and TF2 (Battlefield added spotting to encourage this). It's also not the fact that you might lose because of the lack of cooperation, but it's incredibly frustrating seeing a team mate of yours getting snuck-upon or not knowing where their sniper positions are and dying because you knew where they were but couldn't or didn't tell them. What the video illustrates really well is the chat. You can either minimize the amount of words you use to save some typing time or give them as much info as you can, but usually way too late. It's the speed and efficiency that makes mic so convenient, not that people would listen to you in the first place. The people who don't listen to the comms rarely read the chat too, so they're a lost cause. Just a heads up, if you're in a server where talking to your team is the same as talking to a wall, you might want to find another server.

  • @anstheram
    @anstheram 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is why I love Tom's channel, he's always so good at handcrafted captions.

  • @MrTNTBlitz
    @MrTNTBlitz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    1:22 That face tho..

  • @sayhibobbi
    @sayhibobbi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have no words, and neither does anybody else in the sketch. A great use of physical comedy and music to tell the story.

  • @XRyXRy
    @XRyXRy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    where my OG fans who remember when this was called Mixed Signals?

  • @billywarren007
    @billywarren007 10 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    As an Officer Cadet in the TA I can confirm this is what happens... ;)

  • @YuukiLex
    @YuukiLex 9 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    can you add some captions please? im blind

    • @YuukiLex
      @YuukiLex 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ***** *fucks someone called You.*

    • @michaelbrown3727
      @michaelbrown3727 9 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Yuuki Lex I can't hear you, it's too dark in here!

    • @AstridCeleste96
      @AstridCeleste96 9 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Michael Brown I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW THIS WATERMELON TASTES!

    • @michaelbrown3727
      @michaelbrown3727 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Therrion ` I SWEAR TO GOD I HEAR THE TASTE OF PURPLE

    • @leggyy
      @leggyy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what happened?

  • @ainayyakalyani3678
    @ainayyakalyani3678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    subtitles: *_( N O D I A L O G )_*

  • @lifeiscrap103
    @lifeiscrap103 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Well... that happened.
    That's basically my reaction to every TomSka video ever...
    Never change.

  • @ThePCGamerzHD
    @ThePCGamerzHD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I was sent here by men who suffered through grinding, falling of building, falling off trucks and getting squished by trucks. And by a man who made me and a few thousand people laugh.

    • @NotARealName0909
      @NotARealName0909 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      more than a mere few thousand my friend

  • @adachireaction4484
    @adachireaction4484 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the captions are truly informative

  • @DoodlesByAdzie
    @DoodlesByAdzie 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    omg the ending tho

  • @Sturmovik1946
    @Sturmovik1946 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    That describes every time I play as the CT's trying to defuse the bombs... -_-

  • @battleax6364
    @battleax6364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:18 that part got me! 🤣

  • @CptSourcebird
    @CptSourcebird 10 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Counter-Strike matchmaking with no friends in a nutshell.

    • @AlmostGoodTV
      @AlmostGoodTV 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are so right :D

    • @CptSourcebird
      @CptSourcebird 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AlmostGoodTV Then at the later parts it represents our teammates and you insulting each other.

    • @paceartshd
      @paceartshd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i got deranked becuase of this

    • @themoronnextdoor6548
      @themoronnextdoor6548 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      With friends too

  • @NueLow
    @NueLow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    And that kids, is why hand signals aren't usually in shooters.

  • @xed_i2070
    @xed_i2070 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The caption writer needs a raise. I've never seen this much hard work for a caption before.

  • @jackassqwe2
    @jackassqwe2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I love the ending. Bravo

  • @cloversgood_luck9290
    @cloversgood_luck9290 10 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    where is sergaent pugsley when you need him

    • @ninjamoomoo5712
      @ninjamoomoo5712 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      in the hole

    • @Shdinexus
      @Shdinexus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NinjaMooMoo DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

    • @justinklym5603
      @justinklym5603 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      in a parellel universe where dogs rule the world

    • @dylanshepherd9325
      @dylanshepherd9325 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shame that only Tomska's long-time subs get your chat lol.
      All references to his videos.

    • @beanocrazy4017
      @beanocrazy4017 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dylan Shepherd I subbed a few days ago and i got that.

  • @epicfortnitegamer1211
    @epicfortnitegamer1211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    NASA engineer : you have no idea how rockets work
    Me, a redstone engineer : 1:10

  • @cireez
    @cireez 10 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    3 enemies , Inside , take down .

    • @TheReefer17
      @TheReefer17 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Me and you , Not on same page , Fuck you.

    • @imadragonrawr2474
      @imadragonrawr2474 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheReefer17 LOL

    • @TheReefer17
      @TheReefer17 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EMINEM4BRNYS Does shemale count?

    • @TheReefer17
      @TheReefer17 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DeathSkull50 Y u so serious!

    • @x2spooky4me
      @x2spooky4me 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheReefer17
      *Y r u so serious!

  • @babeldude
    @babeldude 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I only got here from his tweets. This did not appear in my sub box and i think its the case for many more people. We need to share this video pronto

    • @elizabethhall7416
      @elizabethhall7416 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was in my sub box :/.

    • @Georgie-M
      @Georgie-M 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was in mine but it was super hidden below 1000000 minecraft videos. If I wasn't looking for Fun Dead I wouldn't have found it.

    • @DasSlenderMan
      @DasSlenderMan 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that Binding of Isaac profile pic?

    • @babeldude
      @babeldude 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      SlenderMan Yes, yes it is

    • @DasSlenderMan
      @DasSlenderMan 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      BabelDude :D

  • @jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369
    @jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    my brain every time i try to answer a question about anything:

  • @ImOblivious
    @ImOblivious 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Everything about this brilliant.

  • @drawinglikeasir
    @drawinglikeasir 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Laughed my ass off xD
    Sooo much better than your animated stuff!

  • @strangefella5305
    @strangefella5305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The script for this must've been very well written

  • @legendoflink904
    @legendoflink904 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This happens every 5 minutes in an average TF2 server.

    • @Cakepants
      @Cakepants 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not enough hats.

  • @WillKristiansen
    @WillKristiansen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Excellent video Tom! Hilarious, and you didn't even need any dialogue.

  • @haelstrom101
    @haelstrom101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:16 *"WHAT THE FUU-?"*

  • @MrBuzzLastyear
    @MrBuzzLastyear 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    And Tomska wasn't nominated for an Oscar........ Fix !

  • @NomSauce
    @NomSauce 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    omfg I lost my shit, and just about everything else with that ending.

  • @Strategic_Reformer
    @Strategic_Reformer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Guy: makes Millennium Falcon
    Me: "No no, he's got a point"

  • @gm30001
    @gm30001 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    tomska really should have his own tv show

    • @mattlaferriere548
      @mattlaferriere548 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this is his "TV show" if it was actually on television though It would suck.

  • @Jack1095Gaming
    @Jack1095Gaming 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Words cannot describe how much epicness is in this skit alone.

  • @creadordepan293
    @creadordepan293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The subtitle are so useful in this types of videos

  • @Helxas
    @Helxas 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    They might seem stupid, but I'd take them pretty damned seriously in the circus.

  • @memebyerinferguson9564
    @memebyerinferguson9564 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:37 Erm... Tom....your right shoulder

  • @memeify7213
    @memeify7213 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like tomska because he has funny skits and appreciates the deaf with the subtitles instead of things popping up in subtitles that are not in actual audio

  • @JacobTrueman
    @JacobTrueman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Mike's 'an egg' face was amazing.

    • @ItsElliotGough
      @ItsElliotGough 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It cracked me up when I found it in the edit. It's that and Toms magic reaction face.

  • @Serpentar9000
    @Serpentar9000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    squadmates in battlefield when you really need their help

    • @slenderman4249
      @slenderman4249 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "I NEED A MEDIC!" *They keep running* "MEDIC!!!" *they continue running* Fucking idiots...

    • @Serpentar9000
      @Serpentar9000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Slenderman well,i wouldn't stop too,if i had Slenderman in my squad D:

    • @slenderman4249
      @slenderman4249 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      All i want is a Medic bag though! Just a simple medic bag to help me :(

    • @juniknytt2848
      @juniknytt2848 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      more like Competative cs:go in the silver ranks

  • @greyforest9630
    @greyforest9630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Subtitle substitute:
    0:04 wassup I have three fingers and you don’t.
    You only have two? Well that makes you flat, which means I can steal your air with my fist.
    *hair flip*
    0:08 I will pick you up by your round place and YEET it that way
    0:11 HAH! No. Just make Peace, sister... while I steal more of your air :)
    0:13 yeah right, man! Call me when you’ve found a better way to use your thumbs, like I can!
    0:15 I said two stay peaceful! Commander will send us out with a punch!
    0:18 Harold, hold my watergun.
    The only time your boyfriend wants in, is when you won’t be a nice dude and open the door for em. GET REKT
    0:22 oh yeah?! I PUT MY FINGERS ON YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT! WE’RE BASICALLY STAR-CROSSED LOVERS!
    0:28 impression: oh look at me I’m Carl the idiot and idk that we have the same mom
    0:29 YOU TAKE XANAX!
    NO YOU DO!
    Ah this is too long sorry yall

  • @sickoftramps
    @sickoftramps 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Subtitles Pls.

  • @magus3872
    @magus3872 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:54 lego star wars millennium falcon
    built under 1 hour

  • @darwinloko
    @darwinloko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everybody talking about how the videos was but nobody talking about that Alice is doing the POG in the thumbnail

  • @LazyTenshi
    @LazyTenshi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Gotta love dat ending. Was expecting the non terrorists to be ready but instead... I was not ready. :o

  • @hazardousfromage
    @hazardousfromage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Wasn't it called mixed signals before?

  • @blipbotd4161
    @blipbotd4161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A 2 and a half minutes video with no talking and tom still makes it funny

  • @SpeedShadow54
    @SpeedShadow54 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Seal Team Six is at it again.

    • @kingemocut
      @kingemocut 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ska team six

  • @R4V3-0N
    @R4V3-0N 10 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Oh look, a video on the US military.

    • @Justin__
      @Justin__ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Made my Day xDD

    • @lucasfer9974
      @lucasfer9974 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And what country are you from good sir?

    • @R4V3-0N
      @R4V3-0N 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Me? Define "from" in terms of that context

    • @lucasfer9974
      @lucasfer9974 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      R4V3-0N
      What country you were born in or where you have a official citizenship

    • @R4V3-0N
      @R4V3-0N 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *****
      (what is now) South Africa
      New Zealand.
      And soon Sweden.

  • @thomasb429
    @thomasb429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That third guy starting to juggle always gets me, his facial expression: priceless!

  • @blueberrykill1131
    @blueberrykill1131 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    his videos always so wit!!
    he is a genius!! really, it's so smart! I... I just love tomska.

  • @mah81164
    @mah81164 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    That was perfection ;)

  • @poofimalex9254
    @poofimalex9254 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    me putting on closed captions
    the guy who did the closed captions : i love my job so much

  • @ImAboutDaTym
    @ImAboutDaTym 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This is what happens when CoD fanboys join the army. Unless they think they are MLG and go in guns blazing and shooting from the hip.

    • @MadameMinty
      @MadameMinty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But... shooting from the hip is a Rambo move, in CoD you have to lift the weapon. n00b.

    • @ImAboutDaTym
      @ImAboutDaTym 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Barbara Romanowski Im not a noob and seriously who cares lots of people shoot from the hip in CoD too

    • @originlollol7
      @originlollol7 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      tK Uveos
      What's a CoD?

    • @originlollol7
      @originlollol7 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay...

    • @TiberiusPruinae
      @TiberiusPruinae 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No this is what happens when clown college graduates join the army.