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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
- Chris’ facial hair is going through a bad patch.
Featuring Chris 'Crabstickz' Kendall ( / crabstickz )
Co-Written by Alexander D. Holland (www.kemosabefi...)
Co-Written, Produced, and Directed by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Cinematography and Colour Grading by Ciaran O'Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
Edited by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Visual Effects by David 'Hoolopee' Post ( / hoolopee )
Makeup and SFX by Erin Stevenson ( / ezinski )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
On-Set Assistance by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache_ )
Featuring Ruby Ha ( / wisperwynd )
Camara Miles Hall ( / camara_miles )
and the rich, disembodied voice of SungWon ‘ProZD’ Cho ( / prozd )
CONTENT WARNING: Beards, beers, bears, guns, soulless corpses, and Chris Kendall with a really questionable soul patch.
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Twitter ( / thetomska )
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Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge ) - ตลก
Shooting this with you Tom was the best 3 weeks of my life! You may not be fastest Director but WOW look at the results! x (kiss)
Thanks
this takes 3 weeks?
so glad to see chris again! sketches with him are my favorite, such pure dumb comedy, i love it! missed ya, chris
always nice to see you around!
I was so happy to see another vid with you! You're an amazing actor for sure ^^
I wonder how many takes it took Tom to say *bearded* *bear* *bearing* *a* *beer* *with* *a* *beard*
Last Turn Films we’ll see in the outtakes video! :D XD
Must've been his experience with Eddsworld
Tom took ten times to take the part he took to take
All of them. It took all the takes.
Need to add some birds and bards to make that sentence truly epic.
tell us the fun fact, thomas.
Ikr
The woman at 1:25 was a an actual corpse.
@@generichandle7 how do you know
I think that maybe this was originally a dollar shave club sponsored video, maybe they disagreed with video before it came out, maybe they were paid still but dollar shave request that there be no mention of their dollar shave club brand, remember how the last video like this was about tom’s friend turning into a zombie, that video was sponsored by the tv service that included the walking dead, hence why the theme was zombie in that video, the theme in this video was beards, so I think it had something to do with dollar shave club.
This is the funniest sketch I’ve seen in comedy. PERIOD.
"don't worry it's a holy gun"
"How so?"
"It makes holes!"
1:06 "And that is a bearded bear bearing a beer with a beard!"
First off: 🤣
Second: peak tounge twister right there
all i really appreciate is the stock footage of the bear.
I love how you can see the fabric patch behind the beard
Missed these skits with Chris so much.
I was so confused, I clicked this video thinking it was a sketch about bread.
It took a good minute for me to realise 😂
I would've sold my soul for a vr headset
Bro looks like a movie villain coming through that door
The part where he's sliding down the stairs quietly is so damn relatable
Its weird that there isn't a dollar shaveclub at the end of this lol
How was this not sponsored by the Dollar Shave Club
Yeah I thought the same :D
Would _you_ want to shave that beard?
Damn beat me to it
My name's not slick.
It's Zoidberg.
John
Fucking
Zoidberg!!!
Because it was sponsored by gilette
"You're black!?" Honestly killed me...
“Don’t mansplain me” killed me
Cancer killed my dad.
Kinda rascist so... yeah but it's funny so ill go with it
Which bit?~
Wouldn’t you like to know?~
@Bonnalina Fuzbunny that was the joke
Fun fact: Tom has stated that there's a fun fact about this video that he legally cannot tell anyone.
Maybe that’s the fact
Its that fun
I do know that Crabstickz' black hand was some guy that Tom hired just for that one bit (I think it was on Last Month)
Plot twist: The dead body isn’t an actor.
My theory is that he got the beard hair from an illegal source
My honest to God first reaction was "holy shit chris is still alive, look at that"
me as soon as I read crabstickz😂
i shed tears of joy
I screeched when I got the notification lmao
I missed him tbh
mood
It feels like it’s been years since they’ve done a sketch together
Wait
Vsauce Puppet lol
In the time it took to them to make a sketch together it could make chris grow a real beard.
Vsauce Puppet and honestly I thought you knew everything vsauce puppet..oh yeah that’s right your brainless...
damagiczebra damagiczebra
A hitler beard
socially inept spider-man ???you dumb???
I don’t know why, but Chris sliding down the stairs at the beginning is my favourite thing ever.
It was so relatable. We've all been there.
i warned you about stares bro
WoolenPrawn589 IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Whoever hasn't done that in their life, it needs to happen before it's too late
Honestly, used to do this as a kid and I agree
Beard: *begins with B*
Crab: *goes to literally the middle of the dictionary*
Its the B dictionary
@@xboi3607 lol
@@xboi3607 bictionary
@@defectivetoaster b i c t i o n a r y
@@aeonTFW *B I C T I O N A R Y*
It’s interesting that the letter B in your dictionary is half way through the book....
It's only section A-C
don't you dare mansplain me
maybe its a double language dictionary, like french to english and opposite
@@Spoonable in language dictionaries it doesn't give the meaning, just the word
"I'M GONNA EAT ALL YOUR LOVED ONES"
"Oh no!...one. That's noone"
some russian letsplayer
“Looks like there’s only one thing for it!”
"I'm gonna have to s-hoot it off, yes"
wot
“Don’t worry it’s a holy gun”
“How so?”
"It's a holy gun."
"How so?"
"It makes holes."
Well, that's where the hole comes from.
the the hole joke is every time unexpected and way too funny
Doom eternal
Wait where is it now?
... The hole
Fuccn classic
I love the little things in Toms sketches, like when he slams the dictionary on his thumb
TheUndeadBrave and the part he said “For fancy shoes...*chuckles*”
Also the framed Dat Boi
in the start chris slides down the stairs
I was about to comment about that :)
Chris's mouth moving like he was terrified while the soul patch was monologuing.
I was expecting a dollar shave club sponsor
seems like a wasted opportunity
Same
Same bro!
Deadlyslayer250 don’t you mean a shaved opportunity
Big shame it wasn’t
Happy to see Tom back! Ya look great, man. Hope you're feeling great too. Best wishes
Great enough to eat even!
Meanwhile crabsticks has been dead for over like 2 years
Isaac the thing yea pretty much
What happened to him
@@RichHobo This has been going on for almost a decade. I don't think Tom has depression, but he has a on and off thing where he feels bad about himself and eats a bunch of comfort food. That's why hes been a little heavy these past couple years. But Tom if you see this. You're great thicc or thin
Where did the bear come from???
From the holy ground
From the hole
From the hole
From the magic spoon
From the h o l e
This is classic Tomska
even down to the dubstep boom focus :P
@@trevsweb only thing it's missing is the horse head
LoneW0lf11 no this is “I’m running out of ideas” tomska
@@krispycream4166 ok. Shoo off you go
Made it 1K
Sponsored by dollar shave club
Sponsored by Gillette, the worst men could be
LMAO Seriously I thought that was going to be at the end. With some sort of cheesy phrase like "shaving can save lives and by using code **** you can save ours" lol.
Reuben Seymour It should've been.
@Dym Sohin .....what?
Was expecting one ad, got disappointed
"Voldemort."
"NO! Satan"
SAURON?!
Lol cuz they’re British
THE TALLEST!? oh wait, no, those guys are idiots, nevermind. Uhhh... oh! KRONOS!!!
Sam has entered the chat
Grindelwald.
I've said enough.
Has anyone pointed out that Tom is reading a Flat Earth manifesto
I thought I was the only one who noticed
Yeah i noticed that
*_0_*
I really miss the sketch comedy of TH-cam. I'm glad someone is keeping that alive and hilarioussssssshave ME AND ALL WILL DIE I WILL BEKLJA:SFKJl;jm --
Sorry, my goatee is acting up.
There is also door monster My Friend
@@lamenter7612 damn it man. I was going to recommend the sane thing.
ColegeHumor-they are great in comedy shetches!
It’s a holy gun
How so?
It makes holes.
Missed opportunity for the hole to return
This is underrated...
...because the ratings are in the hole:
*HOLE + NOISE*
It's a holy gun
How so?
IIIIt came from the hole
*cam goes to hole with a dramatic sound*
HAHA
Let's make The Hole a trilogy.
Plottwist, this is a real corpse.
😐😐😐
Logan Paul Who
Of course it is!
It's too much of an hassle to do make up anyway.
@@N4m43 Make-up is overrated anyway...
Totally agree!
You know what? Even rating is overrated.
The reason this took so long is because tomska had to grow a beard
@Provocateur I mean he certainly has a higher kill count
Mate he's had a beard pretty consistently for a very long while.
Tomska be working out
noticed
@@ShoopDaWoop682 OOFER GANG
Queen
that's vary untrue
Yes
The weirdest part about this sketch is that Crabstickz's dictionary has the word 'beard' halfway through.
because it's a dictionary for this specific occasion, every page is about beards
Clearly it's the first volume, A to C.
Because one of the first words is :
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"You're white"
"No"
"You're BLACK"
"No! Well, a little bit"
"Which bit?"
"Wouldn't you like to know"
Implications aside, his arm is black when he says the last line :D
*makes shhh gesture towards the camera with a black persons hand*
weather boi
Black hand comes
Shhhh
Yes thats what he said, we can all hear you know. and even so you think you are being funny but you didnt come up with the joke you plagiaristic fuck
It's an old TH-cam styled comedy sketch... I really missed this.
I love it! 🐴👍
I made a pot o' kool aid!
iconic
CrabSticks is alive!!!!
love your vids Robby
Yaass!
Also luv u robby!
Robby do you upload a video
Where edd
Edd from eddsworld if you dont know type on youtube
”Don’t worry it’s a holy gun”
”How so?”
”It makes holes”
I died
Oh yeah yeah
_holy_ shit
that's what he said yes
holes might do that to you
Literally?
Best line:
-Chris that's a soul patch at best
-You think my soul patch is the best?
-NO! Who's soul did you steal to grow that patch?
thanks bro for posting the joke in the comments, i forgot to watch the video
That’s 3 lines
Uhh..no one's
What about "That is a bearded bear bearing a beer with a beard"
0:46
Why is the b section of the dictionary in the middle
Tameston because logic
Me being the weird nerdy kid thought the same thing as soon as I saw it
nerds
It's a A-C dictionary
probalby has the thesaurus first
Can we talk about how good Tom's losing weight?
Keep it up Tom, you look amazing
Jet711 yeah I know I’m so happy for him
I'm surprised I haven't seen more comments like this, last time I saw him after losing weight was at comic con 2016 in London, got to meet him in person. Had to wait almost an hour but it was worth it.
Yeah its super noticable! Like i immediately saw him and noticed his hair was styled and he lost weight, my dude is looking SLEEK.
I was thinking the same thing!
Frankly (and I know everyone in this comment means well) it pisses me off that people go on about Tom's weight. Every fucking video I see has people talking about it. Just leave it alone. I know a compliment was paid, but I imagine if I were Tom and all I saw was this, it would really do further damage. I.e. Fanbase judging your weight.
Beard is a B word. *opens dictionary to the middle*
It was an A-C dictionary. Part one of a series.
“It’s a holy gun.”
“How so?”
“It makes holes.”
The hole 3
thanks bro for posting the joke in the comments, i forgot to watch the video
Plot twist: Tom's beard is the one that's really possessed
Turtle Dragon no I think toms the demon and he possessed the beard. It’s a bunch of civilized beards and when u hit puberty u grow a man
No u
And tom is possesed to and he shall squish tord
Plot twist: Your likes is 666
@eiduoylliw 345 and nobody fucking gives 2 shits
(All the people who watch DarkSquidge regularly) SO THIS IS WHAT HE'S BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS BEARD FOR SO LONG FOR
this is also why he was ashamed of not having any black friends... good job, Tom-othy
Missed opportunity to be sponsored by dollar shave club
1:58
Now we know how the hole was made
“Where did the gun come from?”
“It was in the hole”
*Dramatic Sound*
_This is so me when beard._
OH NO!!! I just saw something very VERY hideous! I looked in the mirror! OH NO!! But I am the best TH-camr of this generation so it is all good! OH YESSS!!! Thanks for you attention dear dabuek saavr
Daniel Sambar
This is so me when don’t make sense
WHY ARE YOU EVERY WHERE?
Wait I get it...
@@johnmilkson3918 he is rubbing his channel in our face
Don’t worry it’s a holy gun.
How so?
It makes holes!
Brilliant !
he got it from his gf when she worked in the Hole
Nothing wrong with having a mini-beard :D
Well, didn't expect you here
You know it looks good on you, bro
There is, there really is
but its not a beard
Thought it was a goatee XD
1.) HOLY SHIT Tom’s beard is beautiful
2.) HOLIER SHIT Chris is alive ❤️🌹💐🌞☘️💋
Holier shit. Wtf. Who comes up with that? 😂
Someone holier than thou
“you’re not a beard”
.....I know .......
Neither a bear, much less a beer and don't even think about a bear with a beard bearing a beer
@Shan Chaudhry I might be the one I want to be but I'll never be a bee not even a bit less a bee with a beard and I can't drink even a bit of beer being a bee with a beard so I couldn't bear being a bee with a beard
"Your black?"
"No! Well, a little bit..."
"Which bit? ;)"
"Wouldn't _you_ like to know."
Ha that is the joke
You’re
this comment is as useful as you, so pretty useless
Crabstickz and TomSka? This video could not get any better.
PROZD IS THE VOICE OF THE DEMON?????
Oh my god He IS!
Lucien Felten he’s done a couple more videos with Carbstckz
‘Literal drinks’ and ‘picture perfect”
@@areallybigannoyingorangefa6562 I know, that's why I love the duo so much.
I just noticed that now, holy Archibald's hat!
@@dylanoshea5065 BUT WHAT ABOUT
Young archibald's hat?
You look amazing since I’ve last saw you Tom!
IKR his diet is definitely working
*since I last saw you
sorry for being that person
@@reptilected4097 I didn't even notice that mistake
@@reptilected4097 since I last seen you*
sorry boss, had to be done
Cecile Sarian is this a joke because I don’t wanna get woooshed but-
I like that holey Gun!
0:05 rare footage of me coming downstairs at four in the afternoon for the first time that day only to disappear back upstairs as soon as i’ve found suitable sustenance to consume
Me
So true
Who else stops whatever they’re doing to watch Tom
Omg so me
Me to
Moi
Yes
Me!
tom looks like a full on dad
not d a d d y
dad as in hi hungry im dad
why did you name me this way, why why why
I am doing an Internet
Well I'm gonna do a book
I like trains
@@SheeplessNW6 Yes you do. *looks in the camera*
Good job Tomska *Shaved* us, eternal damnation would be *un-beard-able*
SMH 😂
*this is why the Toasting in the Tub challenge exists.*
You sound like edd right now
Your grounded of the internet for 10 whole minutes
A Edd Gould has risen from the dead!
1:10 In his bare hands!
With a bear belly
a bare bears bare bear belly
That is a bear with a beard holding a beer with a beard that’s made of beards.
Tweet Tweet17 bearing a beer*
@@erby111 r/woosh
@@tpmyt3092 then explain?
@@erby111 r/Woosh
@@thehuntingbear8133 If leaving part of the joke out is the joke, I am not ashamed to say I don't get it.
2:33 on 0.5 speed it will change you
True
Omg
Dear lord, while the speed was brought down a notch, the comedy just kept going up
XD
JFC! the noise accompanying the corpse sounds like Giratina's cry at 0.5x speed
Tom makes us wait for months for a 2min video and it's still worth it
"SOON YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO THE DARK LORD!!!"
" *Gasps* Voldemort!"
😂😂😂😂
E
No
The Hole
The orb
Sauron
Yes that indeed was the joke
I love how the dictionary has the Bs in the middle
well it is huge dictionary with HUGE amount of Bs XD
Maybe it's a bilingual dictionary
Maybe it's maybelline
Maybe it's just first part of the six part dictionary, covering only words from A to C.
"AND THAT IS A BEARDED BEAR BEARING A BEER WITH A BEARD"
lol i laugh so hard 😂😂😂
Nothing more manly than that.
thanks bro for posting the joke in the comments, i forgot to watch the video
@@priestoffern1608 he's literally just commenting about a joke he liked from the video smh
And THIS is a bird.
🐧
"Dont worry its a holy gun"
"How so?"
"it makes holes"
😂 favorite line
Edit: sorry for adding those stupid like edits you probably think i'm cringe
200th liker
OMG 209 LIKES
@@robtheone2689 congrats
since there's a harry potter reference in the video, i should mention the "holy" joke is in harry potter
Voldemort
NO SATAN
1:48 it's either he's trying to trick the demon into thinking he doesn't have any loved ones or he really is that lonely
I guess now we know why Tom searched for black actors.
Damn what? I was expecting a certain sponsor...
DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB, FOR ALL YOUR SHAVING NEEDS
No, he was looking for Nintendo.
Dollar Shave Club, keeps all your facial demons at bay!
1:00 Saloonatics Reference :d
Clasic stupid tom
"Its a holy gun, it makes holes"
-Tom 2019
Looking much better Tom. And your beard is looking great.
0:49 I don’t think the B section of a dictionary would be in the middle Tom.
NK 1971 Was
Must be a dictionary of words that only start with B.
Only logical explanation 😏
Maybe the dictionary isn’t in alphabetical order, but it’s actually in chronological order!
Ben I was about to reply the same thing
@Robin Gilliver
you must be a spastic if you thought i was being legit 🤣
0:05 literally how I get down stairs 😂
Same lmao
Me to
Same
I can relate
1:43
"Don't you mansplain to me"
That's comedy gold
I recognize @ProZD voice anywhere, the possessed beard/soulpatch
SSJ Rose Jake yes correcto
Okay why does he look like the bad guy from shrek 2
That guy’s Rumpelstiltskin
And this is a video
First time finding a comment of yours that hasn't passed 1k likes
.
You're everywhere xDDDD
Your comments are getting less and less creative.
You okay buddy? Watching this much TH-cam surely isn't good for you
Justin Y. 69th like
2:26 And now to today’s sponsored, dollar shave club!
I was so hoping for this
i was actually thinking thats where this was going
"And that is a bearded bear bearing a beer with a beard"
Absolutely killed me.
Me too
Don't you *MANSPLAIN* to me!
I like to see you in a healthy shape :)
I'm trying to lose some weight :/
Amen, brotha. I should also see the Sun more, I hear its good for you.
That is not a beard!
... you’re not a beard.....😂
I like how crabstick brought a dictionary to 'prove' that its a beard but it says on the chin AND the cheeks, so he just proved himself wrong right at the beginning, lol
Wait...How'd you lose so much weight?
like congrats dude
Voult Bioy actually, if you watch his vlog on darkSquid, you will see that he haven't lost any much.
Rewatching this after hearing that there’s a fact in this video that Tom can not legally tell us
It's for a shaving company I think
Holy shit guys, te body is real…
ly well painted. Congrats to the make up artist
Ow
this is complete wild speculation but i wonder if it was supposed to be a spon vid for dollar shave club and they backed out? i remember markiplier once said he filmed a video for them sort of around the time this video came out and they never approved it so he never released it. although he didn’t seem worried about saying that, so idk why tom wouldn’t legally be allowed to say anything haha
Not liking because 666 likes, someone let me know when it gets broken
0:30 that black hand though
Hi Crabstikz
haha no like in a year, and almost 1m subs. Here, have my like
. Lol
I personally think the bearded bear clip could've been improved as "And that is a Bearded Bear Bearing a Beer with Beard from Bear Beer"
Finally a good video from Tom again. It's good to see him doing a bit better mentally and physically. Hang in there man, we're glad to have you back.
I love when Crabstickz says fancy shoes you can hear him giggle a little bit
WOOAAHH CRABSTICKS IS STILL ALIVE??!?
did he dieded years ago?
0:23
I'M CRYING
If you look closely at 1:35 you can tell the tiny beard is fake
Tomska, Chris and ProZD in one video, this was beautiful
Was ProZD the voice of the beard?
@@Calgure Ye, says in the description.