Almost a year later, and I realize that Sammy calls Eddie daddy right at the end, this is clever in that Eddie is a real daddy and can be called as such.
the Father came down and bellowed "Jesus, I am your daddy man", to which Jesus Christ, hallowed be thy name replied "Father!" *intense kissing noises* - Matthew 6:9
I can Imagine him being questioned.. Military guy: Where did the hole come from? Tom: I don't know, I just woke up one day, **slurps coffee** then there was a hole.. Military guy: Oka.. HEY, Where'd you get that coffee?
A lot of TH-camrs I watched in middle school so either don't make videos anymore or have some scandal or the stopped putting in the effort in the videos.... But you, Jack and Dean... Y'all just never cease to make me laugh and smile
Yes, because when boarding up a door as an undead horde tries to break it down to tear the flesh off your bones, one must make sure to follow the appropriate woodworking practices.
Morgan Cloutier Yeah but not even 200,000 views. I like TomSka, but this isn’t trending. There are videos trending more with more likes and views but lower on the page. The TH-cam trending system is screwed up.
Nah, it's pretty certainly just manually selected. There are literally hundreds of videos right now, getting views with a higher rate than this one. Not making a statement about quality, but youtube trending seems to prefer content creators who were in their prime 5 years ago. And Casey Neistat.
Actually my point wasn't very clear, everyone is entitled to their own opinion (and to not find it funny), I'm just pissed when people say it in a such a dick way, or make comments totally unrelated to the content of the video (like completely useless comments on Tom's appearance)
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The quote is actually "No, I am your daddy man"...
MANDELA EFFEEEECCCCTTTTT
nope, it just wouldn't make sense without context so people changed it xddd
Mandela effect
Puski Fatherrrrr 😂😂😂😂😂
In the very beginning, he's trying to nail a screw.
Ew
I didn't even notice tho
That physically hurts
Maybe that's why it didn't work
Desperate times...
That's one really convenient abandoned house
frezzo119 same
Full of costumes and props
And conveniently some helium.
"I regret sleeping with her dad last night!"
If a zombie bit him yesterday and he slept with the dad last night...Did he get bitten during-?
yes? Duhhh?
Leighton Edwards lol obviously
Where did he get bit
Cod Master :)
UwU
Did he just try to hammer a screw?
yes. yes they did.
Sammy is a grade A moron
Natalya G Was That a Phineas and Ferb reference...cus if so...yoU ARE AMAZING
Better to hammer a screw than to screw a hammer
@@Lemilie I came here to say that.
Zombie milestones:
1968 - walking zombies
2002 - running zombies
2017 - kissing zombies
Nikola Bornová lol.
Dats veewy nice 👌
That is so true it hurts.
2020 - masturbate zombies. (to much??)
+TimeTraving Melon
Ok Zombies are officialy dead.
I love how God says "Oh my god!" and Jesus says "Jesus Christ!".
Jmc76 Same
I had to pause the video for a few minutes because I was laughing so hard!
Jmc76 I liked that bit too. Had a silent chuckle.
Oh thank god*
That’s essentially just if my name was dave i would say “Holy dave”
"I regret what I did in the capital of Thailand"
"Bangkok?"
"Who told you."
BRILLIANT
@Fadhil Alwan Bangkok sound like bang cock
Fadhil Alwan BANGKOK
BANG KOK
BANG KOCK
BANG COCK
I literally just got it after so long when I saw this comment
MY GOD IT SO SMOOTH TO LIKE DANG
Thai here
Sammy's little "Daddy' at the end really gave this sketch what it needed
69 likes **slow clap** well done
*acting out the bible*
wait...wait.... i have read this
“oh thank god!”
“jesus christ”
Yeah,
Noticed it
Veryyy funny .-.
Lol i get it
Did i get it?
The ghost of Christmas present!
"I regret what I did in the capital of Thailand"
"Bangkok?"
"Who told you?"
Oh my god, quality wordplay
Didnt realize it, thank you for that
I don't get it .explain pls
jongalongong l
it Sounded Like "bang cock"
thats the joke
bang cock? what does that mean? he hit his own cock?
Zanar Naryon I Did
(PS I Live In Thailand)
(Another PS I Didn’t Told Him That)
Daughter: Dad, can you play in this one-
Dad: YES!!!!
Daddy man
That was Eddie playing the zombie dad.
@@jeremycrouch4356 Eddie was Dodie's dad all along.
SHE WAS MY WIFE TO BE
BUT NOW SHES MADE OF BEES
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
E1eventeen i thought it was how could this happen to bee
then I MADE MY MISTAKES
I would love to sing that in a barbershop quartet
The government is bees 🐝
just types out words from the video adding absolutely fuck all and gets 1k likes, thats how exploiting the mentally handicapped works
Tomska is amazing
he is vewwwyyyy noicee
no, he's fat and doughy
fat and doughy action man doesnt work aswell as buff and iron-chinned action man
i want the old tomska back
He's still got it!
Onetwo Threefour I feel bad for him getting fat
DixonTike yeah, me too : /
and yes, he's still got it, but damn the action looks more and more silly with every kg he carries around
Good to see you back man! More pls :)
How does this not have so many comments like I'm being serious.
RoomieOfficial 69th like oops
RoomieOfficial hey rommie.
Rami
romy
Tom: Guys I have a brilliant idea for a sketch about zombies
Everyone: oh hey that's coo-
Tom: and dudes making out
Everyone:not again
“Luke I am your daddy man” the greatest line
*smoch*
Faaaather!
@@helplessnarwhal3722 (makes out)
@@sy1vester_337 me:WTF!
@@emmet9047 I did STUPID that's why I made the comment
"I regret what I did in the capitol of Thailand."
"Bangkok?"
"Who told you?"
*GENIUS*
what does it mean? I genuinely dont get it
Withered BIDA bang kok
Bang Kock
Bang cock
Get it?
@@fireblaster8916 why?
@@fireblaster8916 Oh, lucky I'm not from Bangkok.
Thigh Land, Bang cock
I like how it’s Eddie to play the dad... cos he’s just had a baby...
Dan Shomron
I read that as play dead.
men can give birth?!
father...
Don't you oppress him.
Man walking dead is really starting to pick up finally
FUCK OFFFFFFFF
Actually this is Call Of Duty related.
I like how Jesus says thank god and god says Jesus Christ. Nice touch.
You mean the other way around? 👀
Jesus says Oh my god
*I A M Y O U R D A D D Y M A N*
F a a t h e r r ! !
*smooching intensifies*
😂😂😂
*groovy music*
*sobs* it’s beautiful
content warnings:
mild gore
homoerotiscm
*floppy hands*
And "faathaaa"
And kissing scenes
@@mike-cool. "homoerotiscm"
Oh no floppy hand my most feared thing
And bees
"Alright, so in this next sketch, you need to kiss each other, but don't worry, I'll pa-oh you guys have already started, okay"
if your zombie apocalypse isn't this lit, don't invite me
my zombie apocalypse is on fire B) , AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@DitsyDoll yeah sorry bout that *setting more shit on fire including your hair*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY HAIR!!!!
logic 0 going to die in 7 seconds
She was my wife to be and now she's made of bees how could this happen to me
Ive made my mistakes
?????????
@@LETSP4RTY have you even watched the video?
3:06
That can't be right the government is bees
the fact that they find the fact that she hasnt seen star wars more suprising than a zombie bite is accurate
Better love stories than 50 shades of grey
*fifty shades of gay heheh*
“I am your daddy man”
Never watched it
@@kaptinkookie6403 what?! you never watched this
I am your daddyman
Father...😏
(Smooching noises)
Welcome to Alabama
No i ant got rethom no i ant got rethom
fathEUR
Nonono it’s faaatherrr
That is vewy vewy vewy vewy sexy music
Almost a year later, and I realize that Sammy calls Eddie daddy right at the end, this is clever in that Eddie is a real daddy and can be called as such.
the Father came down and bellowed "Jesus, I am your daddy man", to which Jesus Christ, hallowed be thy name replied "Father!" *intense kissing noises* - Matthew 6:9
Genius comment
@@ghost35789right
Nice
rip white dan
ReadaBook my regret is watching this video
kinda weird to say
I’m the 888th like
ReadaBook 1000th like :)
It's a reject clone. Black Dan.
Tom's videos are high-quality shitposts
...yeah that's accurate XD
best video bout gay zombies ever
At the end of the bible one
God: "oh thank god"
Jesus: "jesus christ"
i did tho
Pretty much everyone realized dude
I did 😂
Welp, okay then
oooh
Valentines card idea:
I’ll be your daddy man
Savage Cabbage Faaaatheerr!
Your profile picture matches this very well.
My zombie daddy: a love story
Arno goes Online I would read it 😂
As opposed to the Bible, which is all about a zombie son.
Still a better love story than Twilight
Foxy Fedora A zombie meme is strangely appropriate.
Arno goes Online daddy-man
I don't have Any Regrets about watching this video.
I might have some regrets
maybe just a few
I have at least one
Hi, Layton!
“She was my wife to be, but now she’s made of bees, how could this happen to meeeeee!”
3:06
S A M M Y
I WAS HYSTERICAL
trick ster what the actual FUCK
a girl doing a strip dance
i read this the way sammy said "fa-ther"
Melanie Murphy You are very beautiful.
Welp. This is now in my watch history.
This sentence along with the profile picture. Gold
Is this what you post on EVERY video
I just realized dodie said hands instead of house
That makes more sense
OHHHHHHH
Yeah I heard her saying house too .
Jiya Nguyen even the subtitles got it wrong :-)
O H
OHhh
“I am your daddy man.”
“FAR-DER!1!1!”
**kissing intensifies**
The best part of this entire video.
Farter
Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one who hasn't seen Star Wars or Breaking Bad
Nicholas Kunst Well you have now.
Go away.
Nicholas Kunst same.But I am 11,so that explains the latter...
@@alissawilliams3435 I saw every star wars when I was 11 so that's no excuse
@Lone Wolf you what?
Anyone else notice that Jesus said “Jesus Christ” and God said “Thank God” when they didn’t have to kiss
Yeah, it's funny
Yea
I never did, tanks for that
Ya
lol 999 LIKES XD XD
1:40 : Starwars in a Shellnut
You mean.. nutshell..? ;-;
@@kermitthefrogdad4003 *shellnut*
Shutnell
Hmm yes shell nut
Nushtell
2:52
Mine Turtle: Hello!
Everyone: OH NO
*Boom*
Military:Where did these zombies even come from?
Tom: They came from *The Hole*
Christian Stanley *DRAMATIC STING*
*Meanwhile in a parallel universe where gravity is reversed*
Ryeun Miguel meanwhile in a parallel universe where the hole doesn’t know where the humans came from
@@mikedantonio4731 OK you just made me choke on air 😂😂😂
What's that?
Hole person
I can Imagine him being questioned..
Military guy: Where did the hole come from?
Tom: I don't know, I just woke up one day, **slurps coffee** then there was a hole..
Military guy: Oka.. HEY, Where'd you get that coffee?
"I am you daddy-man!" "FATHER!" this is hilarious Tom 😂😂
Perfect as awesome Tom. Perfect as always.
Layered Chip3 shaky cam, all the zooms and daddy issues.
🐴👍
Always**
He is fat
*wait what*
*YOU’VE NEVER SEEN STAR WARS*
Yeee
My friend has never seen Star Wars. Nothing to be ashamed of.
Yes No One Got Bit
*Dipper Pines* I have only seen bits of it
I have never seen starwars
That was… um… _a lot_
Rea Keebz of gay
Dodie making a “bisexual isn’t real” joke before coming out as bi
Well he said biracial didn't he?
@@Lemilie no duh, it was a joke referencing bisexuality
@@snovaspectre2 yep, a joke mocking the "bisexuals aren't real, more like greedy" bs
@@snovaspectre2 was it?
Ivebeeenthinkntomuch YT he said biracial idiot
“CONTENT WARNING: Mild gore, homoeroticism, and floppy hands”
OH NO, NOT THE FLOPPY HANDS!
*FLOPPY HAND NOISES*
I NEVER realized at 3:56 he says "oh, daddy"
I regret not commenting a better comment about what i regret regretting
Laugh Over Life whoa...
SERIOUSLY?!?
You regret regretting what comment you initially regret not writing in which you regret about this video called any regrets
@@CZPickle .
@@CZPickle
.
Do you realize that both of the last two videos have ended with a makeout scene?
Christopher Ramsey I just realized that,Tom making out with an alien and Sammy making out with Dodie's dad .-.
I've been to LGBT rallies straighter than this.
TrapCannon me too
TrapCannon nice comment
LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA+ I think you mean
Instead it had lots of pussy...
CATS, PUSSY CATS
LGBTTQQFAIPBGD7@bRs?PLWb+2Z9(A)^2 I think you mean.
The zombies are actually hole people from the hole.
'I regret what I did in the capital of Thailand'
'What, Bangkok?'
'Who told you'
Bangcocc
oh I get it now
Jonathan Shipinski I was rolling 😂
I....still don't get it.
Coran Baker That's what he did in Bangkok. He banged...
*I regret living*
Hassan DM I regret exsisting
Hassan DM Same.
Kreestos I regret looking.
EDGE!!!
Hassan DM Eh! Up top!
Disturbing, but extremely funny. Classic Tomska.
A lot of TH-camrs I watched in middle school so either don't make videos anymore or have some scandal or the stopped putting in the effort in the videos.... But you, Jack and Dean... Y'all just never cease to make me laugh and smile
H E L L O M Y B A B Y H E L L O M Y H O N E Y H E L L O M Y R A G T I M E G A L
you furry
D O D O D O D O D O D O D O D O D O D O D O D O
*I am your DADDYMAN*
*FAthER*
*(Make out Noices)*
Edit: I made the spelling "Noices" because it is Noice
noice
You got "FE..AR"
*random french music*
that was wonderful-
FuriousShadow Gaming Q qqq. 2w wwwwr2
How shawn of the dead should have ended
Connn Orrr Omg Yes.
Ha yeah
Didn’t that end with a fart joke
omfg yes
I am both greatly happy and confused this comment exists
2:04 that ain't no "Breaking Bad", that's "Banging Dad"
A good old classic Tomska sketch. I love it!
Elephant of Destiny How did I get here?
Tomska's skits are something else tbh. They are so fucking stupid, yet so fucking clever at the same time!!! I love it!
.
.
.
Sir0cks I wouldn't say "clever" silly, more like
I hate you
XD well, the silliness makes it funny
“I regret what I did in the capital of Thailand...”
“Bangkok?”
“Who told you?”
That is the funniest line in this XD
I like how the zombies have glowing eyes like in call of duty
Was thinking of COD the whole way through the beginning of this
+Kreestos mj
I've never seen a TomSka video.
Hi Ami! I know you from your collab with Tom! Love your videos!
ive never seen a ami yamato video
Seriously?
Ami, I am your daddy-man
Gabe Hey She's joking. They made a video together.
@0:06 Nailing a screw with a hammer.... Nice :D
Yes, because when boarding up a door as an undead horde tries to break it down to tear the flesh off your bones, one must make sure to follow the appropriate woodworking practices.
Guess they were already screwed
Matias Dos Santos Lmfao good one 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻
Matias Dos Santos he nailed it 😛
Leonator, nah he screwed it up
2:39 is this an actual song, I really wanna hear the full thing now.
You serious??
Pff, "Oh thank god", "Jesus Christ", 2:31
#2 on trending under Taylor Swift! WOOOOO!!!!!!!
Morgan Cloutier Yeah but not even 200,000 views. I like TomSka, but this isn’t trending. There are videos trending more with more likes and views but lower on the page. The TH-cam trending system is screwed up.
MehBigEntertainment it’s based off of views per hour or something like that. It’s the rate of the views and fastest growing rate of them.
MehBigEntertainment Its about how fast it's getting views not about how many views it currently has. Many people don't understand that.
Nah, it's pretty certainly just manually selected. There are literally hundreds of videos right now, getting views with a higher rate than this one. Not making a statement about quality, but youtube trending seems to prefer content creators who were in their prime 5 years ago. And Casey Neistat.
Morgan Cloutier well sadly it's number 6 now...
Don't need to say WTF... This is just TomSka 🌞
Le roi de l'humour abstrait 👑☝️💋 MUAH
Vinny Pooh i.
th-cam.com/channels/i_pA4fcVwVCv_d4qqBOWOQ.html?view_as=public Oh yes another one!
“Luke, I am your daddy man”
*making out*
3:48 kissing
Father
LUKE I AM YOUR DADDY MAN
"Father?"
FaThEr! *SLURPSLURPSLURP*
father
Fathaaar
Fatherrrrr
_”any regrets?”_
Me: you’re already looking at it.
When I die, I want this to be the last video I watch
Jemmy Madison - you have a sad life
*Loads shotgun*
Jemmy Madison death row probably
Daksh Joshi y
“Never seen fan fiction”
“Are you kidding me”
I think it’s for the sake of sanity we resign in showing her
Well there is non sexual good fanfic
Recomendation:
Life in konoha anbu
"OH FUCK OFF"....a few seconds in and im already laughing my ass off
If the apocalypse happens I want to be this man.
This was quality
*QUALITY CONTENT*
wrong channel
3:14
I've made my mistakes, got nowhere to run, this night goes on...
3:11
Description:
"I regret nothing!...except for starting the zombie apocalypse"
What
Ah yes I remember the Iconic line from Star wars. "No Luke, I am your daddyman"
Actually he never said Luke in that quote, it was just "No, I am your daddyman"
Celeren You must be fun at parties
I've actually never seen a nerdier, straighter and gayer video than this.
Thanks for the awesomeness.
Ok, see you in another 2 months.
Milmiskew Marking the calendars
Milmiskew funny....
you could watch his weekly blogs
actually this was the end of the hiatus lol, he’ll be putting out more sketches a tiny bit more frequently
With another sketch ending with making out?
2:02 now that ive actually saw the show, i have to say:
thx for the spoilers
I AM YOUR DADDY MAN
FaThEr
(Music)
(Make out noises)
Where's the Zombie? There's the Zombie!
It's in the hole...
It's with the baby
It's in the hole with baby with a gun
In a parallel universe.....
I always forget how many thoughtless assholes there are out there until I read a TH-cam comment section. This sketch is damn funny Tom
? How do you find this funny
Actually my point wasn't very clear, everyone is entitled to their own opinion (and to not find it funny), I'm just pissed when people say it in a such a dick way, or make comments totally unrelated to the content of the video (like completely useless comments on Tom's appearance)
Emeline same
He comes out, then when they recreate star wars, he comes out for real.
I regret not watching this sooner.
Eh
Better love story then twilight
John .J agreed!
Indubidubly
The quartet bees in helium is so hillarious,,, ^^
New ringtone
Kreestos no we won’t
Watching them re-enact things is better than the original stuff
I think you should have taken that dad joke farther.
Bogwedgle don't you mean "I think you should have taken that dad joke *father* " (get it? Pun puunnnn *PUUUNNN*)
Rownie zhao lmao
Yeah that was the joke.
I don't regret watching this video! 👍
I do.
Agreed
Trinity Johnson I do
We do.
Trinity Johnson I dddddooooooooooo