This feels like a 10 year old made the storyline, then bought a bunch of expensive, advanced cinematic equipment and a cast to film it. It’s brilliant.
A story of an alcoholic dog being hired as a sniper having the quickest sniper rifle known to man shooting every enemy in seconds while in the military. A beautiful story indeed
I've watched this so many times but it took me till now to realize what he was talking about lol, you had to write the actual dialogue out so I could get it. Also, unfortunate on that high pitched voice...
When the pug comes out with a barett it's over boi but the cat was near the bomb like you too stupid to not stop the bomb that face the cat gave is like U fucked up the mission pug.🤣🤣
LMAO “He doesnt have balls!” “Oooh! Is that a problem?!” “I mean, they were cut off!” *Soldier looks at him* “Oooh! is that a problem?!” GOT ME LAUGHING ON FLOOR
2:46 General: DAMIT Pugsly! Where’s our cover fire!? Tom: Sir, there IS no cover fire because Dogs can’t fire guns! I mean- I mean what’s next a hamster in a plane?! General: DON’T BE REDICULOUS! (The General looks up to see Captain Squeaker’s Crash landing his plane. It explodes and he dies in it.) General: Captain Squeaker’s…
I love it so much, that I feel their should be a whole movie. Starts out as: the main guy, or the guy who is leading the team, getting his rank. He assembles his team, and then he is called onto a mission. He knows he can’t do it without a sniper (and dog sitters are expensive) so he has to have his dog do it. The following events are the ones from this video, but then Mr Pug goes on to live his life, eventually teaching cadets at the military. I will fund the making of this. Somehow get a message through to me, and I will give you 20 bucks to make this.
bad guy - "Hmm, four letters. Something you say to express pain." diffrent guy - "Warh!" bad guy - "Nah, it starts with an A." bad guy 1 second later - "Argh!" fucking great! xP
I mean, if you were an enemy soilder and you found a pug in the woods with a gun, would you shoot him? NO! You would give him all the headpats in the world and tell him hes a good boy!
" But by god, He's the best damn soldier i've ever had the privilege of w- " " *you* *just* *couldn't* *afford* *a* *dog* *sitter,* *could* *you?* " " They're really expensive" That is just golden
@@verticalpug2026 its 99% a prop. Even if it was real,it would not have rounds in the mag and be on safe. Even if it was not,a pug would not pull the trigger. What are you afraid of?
As they said there’s no room for failures he look at her and with shir fucking will brought her back to life. Sgt pugsly is a pug of focus talent and shir fricking will
I love how Tom has the props and stuff to make and actual action movie of high Quality with some humor, yet, he makes a short vídeo of a sniper Pug or a baby with a gun XD
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@@CatMagglio Because the first guy made a sound when he died and it wasn't it in the puzzle. When the one holding the puzzle died, He made the right sound/answer.
This feels like a 10 year old made the storyline, then bought a bunch of expensive, advanced cinematic equipment and a cast to film it. It’s brilliant.
we need more movies like this
This is the stuff I imagine, and I'm 15.
Yes, I know I need help
Tom is a 10yr old, he just looks 35
I recommend Axe Cop. Written by a 5 year old and animated by their sibling until it got picked up by a studio.
@@justsomeaeroacefurry3479 you don't need help, you need a film crew. (and maybe also help if you still want it)
That's got to be the fastest firing sniper rifle I've ever encountered.
He’s a very skilled pug
It's basically the 50 cal from modern warfare lol, fires ridiculously fast
Fully auto rifle
The rifle looked like a ptrs witch is semi auto
If initial d thought me one thing, its that the thing that counts is not the car or the Sniper, but the person driving /using it
"I MEAN THEY WERE CUT OFF!"
"SHUT UP, PRIVATE NO PRIVATES!"
oh my god
Oh is that a problem?
Actually it’s “NOT NOW, PRIVATE NO PRIVATES”
I was reading this when heard the clip XD
private no privates isn't vary private, but he's still everyone's favorite unprivate private without privates
Lol
This is still a cinematic masterpiece
A story of an alcoholic dog being hired as a sniper having the quickest sniper rifle known to man shooting every enemy in seconds while in the military. A beautiful story indeed
Yeh
I like how the pug actually had a contract
Yep. Couldn't be in any Behind the Scenes or in any selfies
I saw the fun facts and f°°k ups video today
@@lordrathut same here
@a random person that lives in chernobyl that damn maverick
Aww that's so cute
I bet he is a sniper
This is the most god damn good movie I've ever seen.
Ash Siegel u aint the one stupid this guys just doesn’t know what english is lmao
E
You meant best?
I agree but wtf is the most god damn good movie
Yea
I laughed so hard when he said he's an alcoholic.
Yeah yeah 👿
@@jester3654 i was describing myself
@@jester3654 big brain moment
@@Superc-lz4nw shut
Lithuanian empire Yeah. You know his name and how he looks. :/
As someone with a pug, this is 100% accurate.
what's your pug's kill count?
As someone without a pug, this is 143% accurate.
Even in Canada…
Is this….
A threat?
@@Mariofan-lz5gf15 million lives.
2 life sentences each.
RIP captain squeakers. Such an underrated character.
u_u
R.I.P captain squeaker the best pilot ever I’m crying 😭 I loved you. You were my brother RIP
CS (Captain Squeakes) told me this: A good way to survive is not to die... Wise words, very wise words.
What video is he in
*national anthem plays*
*only Sargent Pugsly can shoot the sniper like an Assault Rifle.*
Yesssir
*laughs in widowmaker*
*laughs in Sargent Pugslian*
Maybe it was a DMR not a bolt action rifle
*also laughs in 60 round mags, Tactical Suppressor.*
“Not now private no private!”
This had me dying.
I've watched this so many times but it took me till now to realize what he was talking about lol, you had to write the actual dialogue out so I could get it.
Also, unfortunate on that high pitched voice...
@@revolver265 kj
That joke is original
LOL
Same
Sadly. His cousin Cat Of Honor Passed away defending the 2nd regiment. Thank god pug survived
Sargent Pugsley:
Sits cuteley
Drinks alchohol cuteley
Snipes cuteley
And has his toung sticking out
@@Datoneguy_9343 Cuteley*
Rift Time Studios definitely
@@Leadersaga It's cutely not cuteley
@@ThePeach_PieHQ r/woooosh
Everyone says “we need more people like him” but never says “we need to be like him”
True
True
True
True
Not true
i love how the pug is just sticking
his tongue out
Red Shadow Ninja r/ihadastroke
@@rtheawesomegm it was edited but the edit was just a word that i mispelled
Not put it I love how that damn maverick is just sucking his tounge out
- tbh you need to edit it again because you misspelt tongue -
How else is he suposed to shoot the gun, he doesnt have fingers
One of TomSka's best skits ever 😂😂. The crossword joke, private no privates, hamster in a plane and even the ending were all hilarious.
Great job ❤
When can we recruit him?
You’re so unoriginal
Federico Bettini DuDe dId yOu jUst cOpy mE
@@SunlightCovenant *You’re
@Federico Bettini *You’re
how original.
Nobody:
TH-cam recommendations: Sniper Pug
Patch phantom Worth it
@@ajman2210 yeag xD
You stole my old logo
@@Coopdesoop who did? JustAKinghtGuy?
Honestly same. Pretty good recommended vid tho XD
"4 letter word to express pain"
"Warg!"
"No, it starts with an a. ...Argh!"
Listen
That dog is not a dog or a pug or a sniped pug or a mavrick
His a camper
Aleksandar Denkovski 4 words: baby with a gun oh wait wrong vid
@@youreadmycommentwrong6955 so dont you camp
*_Hole_*
@@analogsunrise- Its 8 words
“I admit it. Sergeant Pug is a dog.” “WHAAT”
We need a sequel that has sergeant pugsy getting his revenge
but everyone is already dead
He’s in baby with a gun 2 with a brief cameo
John Wick in reverse.
I just want him and his rifle back somewhere in the future.
@@barnabasvaszi7226 fucking genius
I saw a man at the subway today who was carrying his pug in his arms, and my first thought was literally "Ah, Sgt. Pugsley". Thank you TomSka.
Lol
Imagine the pug pulled out a m82 BARRET
Lol.
the long awaited Sequel we need, Sergeant Puglsley:The Returning or Captain Squeakies:Origins
Hell yes
He did make a cameo in Baby with a gun too
@@potatopotpie69 I didn’t notice
Yah boi
or captain pugsley: revenge bc the cat killed as his team mates
NOT NOW PRIVATE NO PRIVATES! That line still cracks me up.
Fr
Pugsley is truly an inspiration to us all.
Baby with a gun: finnaly a worthy oppenent
lollllll
Sergeant pugsley is actually mentioned by name in baby with a gun 2.
Underated ❤️😂
Then a baby with two gun
@@ajford-arausa8328 yez
If this was a Netflix show i would legit watch it
Olympuz_Monz same
same
100th like
Ofc
Same
Must be awarded a Medal Of Honer for his amazing actions.
That pug is still better than TH-cam rewind 2018.
Always
I am the yeast of thoughts and mind!
Yes
Most things are
True
I love how the pug is just sitting there like
"Eh. Whateva."
-Bearded Expence
Lol
Me To this is Hilarious
Sits there armed with a sniper rifle with everything you could add onto a gun and looks up into space looking for food
Nope he’s just sticking his tongue
Imagine just imagine if u were walking down a road then see a pug with a 50 call sniper rifle
Gets all the treats I have and my watch.
Still , who is a good boi ?
*Insert words that ridicule you about spelling cal. As call with bad grammer*
Its a baby with a gun
Upgrade
Its a pug with a 50 cal. sniper
Perfect
*run.*
tomskas most popular video that isn't asdfmovie related, 10/10
The army should have hired the mine turtle to help Sargent pugsley
Sergeant*
@@arttu5759 sorry
An entire army of kamikaze turtles
า/มว
Yeah we need a second featuring mine turtle
When a pug with a Barrett pops up: *"This is an Avengers level threat."*
Yes
When the pug comes out with a barett it's over boi but the cat was near the bomb like you too stupid to not stop the bomb that face the cat gave is like U fucked up the mission pug.🤣🤣
A cat with a nuke: hold my milk
No it’s an American level threat
No G O D level
Top 10 characters who could beat thanos with all the stones
No without
@@apairofsteeltoedboots4729 he means thanks with all stones not the pug
Capt. Squikers
@@bandit5747 lol
How original
I've watched this video every year since it was made. It's so good.
"What's next, a hampster in a plane?!"
"Don't be ridiculous!"
*plane crashes*
"... captain squeakies"
It’s captain squeakers, check the English subs :)
Rip captain spueakers
@@suitmanwithaknife4400 legend says he took out 1000 before his death and is on his way to hell like any other person who has killed
XD
Lol
Is it weird that this video has better special effects than actual million dollar movies
ikr
True
The blood actually looked kind of realistic and even the explosions did too! This is true quality content!
Plot twist: this was all real
Yes there are because you expect him to use real explosions for his videos?
LMAO
“He doesnt have balls!”
“Oooh! Is that a problem?!”
“I mean, they were cut off!”
*Soldier looks at him*
“Oooh! is that a problem?!”
GOT ME LAUGHING ON FLOOR
NOT NOW PRIVATE NO PRIVATE
@@Paper_council *PRIVATE NO PRIVATES* lmfao
§l e
HURRY UP PRIVATE, MISTER PRIVATE PARTS!
Dude the exact moment I saw this comment the exact scene shown up
2:23 They even added a sound of Puggsly blinking!
That pug is seriously cute, though.
I know
All pugs are
I'm the king of pugs and my name is pugsèy
hb
Iced Tea thank you for calling me cute
"IS THAT A PROBLEM?"
"NOT NOW PRIVATE NO PRIVATE"
LMAOOO
I DIED AT THAT PART
HE HASN'T GOT NO BALLS LMAO
@@Stbstbstbstbst He has no balls
@@Stbstbstbstbst lol i am dying to tell ya
I actually needed someone to spell it out for me to realize that joke. I feel stupid
Man how much I wish I could go back to when I first watched this, back when I could go hug my pug and know everything would be ok
2:46 General: DAMIT Pugsly! Where’s our cover fire!?
Tom: Sir, there IS no cover fire because Dogs can’t fire guns! I mean- I mean what’s next a hamster in a plane?!
General: DON’T BE REDICULOUS!
(The General looks up to see Captain Squeaker’s Crash landing his plane. It explodes and he dies in it.)
General: Captain Squeaker’s…
Yeah. That's basically the script.
Tom: What's next a goldfish in a tank?!
Men, there's something you need to know about Brigadier Buffalo...
...he's actually a bison.
D: OH GOD
Not just any bison...A righteous bison
[Terrible joke that may or may not be a reference to a 2007 team-based shooter game]
@@ClonedGamer001 what game?
@@Hiro-vi8xp Team Fortress 2
NO FUCKIN WAY
I directed a thing for TomSka. There's a pug. The pug has a gun. Hope you enjoy :)
Enjoy it I did!
Good job!
the pug has a Barrett M82A1
@@VENTURA_Band its big brain time
JackHoward I do
The Baby with a gun
Pug: im gonna end this guys whole career
First,a baby with a gun.
Now a pug with a sniper.
What next?
A bird with a grenade?
@@arnelarenas1833 DONT GIVE THEM ANY IDEA'S
@@arnelarenas1833 that actually happened in WW2... With pigeons...
Leini Bug “
@@arnelarenas1833 No there will be a gun with a baby
this being 10 years old is amazing
3:45
Seeing the pug smile after being called a good boy made my day. The fact that there was an explosion at the end just ruined it :|
Well, at least pugsley didn’t die
What did you expect from a tomska sketch named “sniper pug”
its tomska what do you expect
PUG WITH A GUN. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Ohh my God, we're not safe! D:
wow
HOW REPUGNANT
Lol tom Pretty good one, l
He's so cute
I love it so much, that I feel their should be a whole movie. Starts out as: the main guy, or the guy who is leading the team, getting his rank. He assembles his team, and then he is called onto a mission. He knows he can’t do it without a sniper (and dog sitters are expensive) so he has to have his dog do it. The following events are the ones from this video, but then Mr Pug goes on to live his life, eventually teaching cadets at the military. I will fund the making of this. Somehow get a message through to me, and I will give you 20 bucks to make this.
OOH LISTEN TO THE MAN TOM
Ahh man you liked that way too much
❤❤❤
Itll cost more than $20 bro
@@dallasgaming8226 ok. Sure. 12 bamboo then.
I love how pugsly’s younger is always visible. Not out all the way but always definitely visible
Anyone else notice the “I love it” horse lady at 2:18
Bro I never noticed thanks for cathing that
6 years not knowing. Too bad i'm only a detective.
Where?
@@thebest_cheese1704 pause and click the link
its an easter egg from the creating of the vid
Sniper pug, pilot hamster, and bomb cat. What's next? A rabbit with a gun? A nurse rat? (im basically asking for war pets)
a fish in the tank
+ruben vong Lol! I get it! :D
I guess you want some...
War pigs.
An ammo bear like the one from WWII who became a corporal
duck with a metallic suit
Sergeant Pugsley needs a spin off series
Maybe even a cameo in asdf movie...
BEST IDEA EVER. Someone make a jingle.
exactly. i will make it. jk idk what im doing
Tom Burns fuck that, he needs a movie
R.i.p Squeakers
I still remember being pissed off because there wasn’t a part 2.
‘We’re going in, hard, fast, and quiet.’
That’s what she said
That got me way to well.
@@semimagical5189 that's what she said
I just could not stop laughing
@@semimagical5189 in english?
like the way you are thinking man
He protect
He attacc
Mostly his shot is wack
He hit em shots doe
Also it's the nut shack
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He shoot from the bac
U forgot the “ but most importantly “
Says the things they cut off of him
WHO’S A GOOD BOY? IT’S YOU!
**Pug Snort**
Psycho Otter lol
So...
Cat killed them... winner cat, my favorite animal
I possibly am not the only one who thinks this is cute.
So you have chosen...death
You are not the only one SOOO CUTE!!!!!!!
Lol
your the only one
It is cute
Call of Duty Ghosts in a nutshell
What a sniper that sounds like a pistol?
Callum Mcleish
My point exactly (see above), but noone seem to be bitching about your comment.... I feel misstreated...
It must be COD fans commenting haha
This my friend is alot more entertaning.
Admitting it: CoD fan here, it isn't a bad game it also isn't a good game, but it doesn't deserve the slamming it gets...
NoT NoW PrIvAtE No pRiVaTeS
Hammarkids lol
LOL
299 li-wait, 300 likes :3
محمد ياسش
Yes!
Ahh I can’t wait to play PUG-G
Tom: He is a Maverick
Sgt. Pugsley: smiles
My boy! After all these years! I've finally found you!
I fear no man but that *THING*
*_(Looks at Sniper Pug)_*
...It scares me...
pathetic
@@kingslayersshallrise1440 No, it too powerful
follow me mortal i will guide you to the darkside (not starwars)=)
That damn maverick
привет
bad guy - "Hmm, four letters. Something you say to express pain."
diffrent guy - "Warh!"
bad guy - "Nah, it starts with an A."
bad guy 1 second later - "Argh!"
fucking great! xP
Hmm
I was reading this in sync with the audio
2:18 is nobody gonna talk about the dancing horse
"What's next, hamster in a airplane"
"Don't be ridiculous"
**seeing hamster in a airplane**
"Captain Squeakers"
How........how the hell did that jet get off the ground
.. captain squeakers..
@@Andrehot20 Because Captain Squeakers was flying..... duh
Rest in peace captain sqeakers
He's cute.
He's effective.
And he has a plan to snipe everyone he doesnt get cuddles from.
Edit:Thx for likes ❤
And he has a contract
Pawfessionals have standards.
hes gonna snipe everyone who thinks pug owners are weird for thinking pugs are cute
@@ameliasaurus9326 And Dog Treats.
@MARCUS WOLFE No f u k ing shi t
Definitely one of my favorites!
WOUF ! WAF ! :D
OMG C'EST JIGMÉ SA GAZ?
JIGMÉ iii
Cu
Watch the pug come in clutch later.
I like how the pug is just chilling and not getting shot and watching the whole thing
Hes a sniper so he would be hidden and or far away
I mean, if you were an enemy soilder and you found a pug in the woods with a gun, would you shoot him? NO! You would give him all the headpats in the world and tell him hes a good boy!
Just imagine being the pug in that situation, just sitting down with a gun next to you as pure chaos happens in front of you
What sick monster would shoot a doggy??
" But by god, He's the best damn soldier i've ever had the privilege of w- " " *you* *just* *couldn't* *afford* *a* *dog* *sitter,* *could* *you?* " " They're really expensive"
That is just golden
🤣
THEY ARE EXPENSIVE OK!
“What’s next? A hamster in a plane!?”
“Don’t be ridiculous”
*plane explosion in distance*
*Sighs* “Captain Squeakers”
There is an old movie of hamsters being spies aling with a fly......
Who is captain squeakers?
@@samuelandrews1282 boi
@@External_Oasis it's called g-force
I was just on that part
10 years later this is still a masterpiece
This pug is the most bravest and powerful soldier I’ve ever seen...
Be glad you're not a terrorist, or he would be the Last soldier you ever see.
Because he would shoot you.
Who's still watching this in 2017?
I am.
Still feel bad for Pugsley...
R.I.P His friends.
EmilioTheKid HEHEHHE PRIVATE NO PRIVATE
EmilioTheKid I do to
Me me me I am!!
My mates are still alive
EmilioTheKid me
"Not now! Private with no privates!" XD This cracked me up
* Not now, Private No-Privates!
+James Smith (WingCoBob) Nah, read the subtitles. "Not now private no privates"
+JonMarTwins lol that's what he put
Thomas warland Ye, I didn't see the "with" in Martin's comment
Unlike his his voice
Which won't be happening soonb
You know when a video is more than 5 years old it's quality content.
imagine being the one just sitting there recording the pug doing his thing next to a sniper rifle
Yes
i Would kill to be that guy
I would be terrified.
ha 69 likes
@@verticalpug2026 its 99% a prop. Even if it was real,it would not have rounds in the mag and be on safe. Even if it was not,a pug would not pull the trigger. What are you afraid of?
“You’re a good dog, Pugsley”
Pugsley: *smiles*
"what's next a hamster in a plane?"
Me: No, that would be a fish in a tank
(Insert Drum here)
OMFG that..is..the funniest thing I herd 2016
This video is how I found out that toms a leftie.
We goin in fast silent and don't spook them to much
lkr
Some of the best editing I've ever seen, honestly. 😮
Best damn sniper there is
Pizza DogYT not good as SSSniperWolf ;)
Lps medicine :3
Pug evolved to sssniperwolf
And cutest
DAREL slama/slam! a! game lolololol
Pizza DogYT ssniperpug yeeeeeee
Is you ever feel stupid, remember: people disliked this.
I don’t think so
You probably feel dumb for writing is
If* damn that's embarrassing.
Now I feel like I have infinite iq
Stupid we don’t stand for you so stop pugs and dogs are grate
*When your dog saves you more than 20 times in a game of Black ops 4*
Play cod ghosts or Bo1,2. Way better than shitty bO4. Hell. Bv5 is also better. Same with bf3.
Or in minecraft
Wtf u say bo4 sucks play cod Ghosts or bo3, mw2 mw3
I agree BUT bo2 and bo1 are full of infection mods which everyone can use which is a pain
7 years later and I'm glad the algorithm is still recommending olschool Tomska to me
Me to
Look how Sargent Pugsley sticks out his tounge.
Ikr it’s just adorable
too cute
My pug does the same and his name is pugsley I about cryied
Seargent*
♫ Baby with a gun. Baby with a gun
Baby with a gun ♫
"Take the shot Pugsley."
Jonathan Mattox I
2:14 wait did she just come back from a head shot?
Look closer at the two of em
She has a titanium skull.
there kinda different
No it was probably the woman with the machine gun
As they said there’s no room for failures he look at her and with shir fucking will brought her back to life. Sgt pugsly is a pug of focus talent and shir fricking will
R.I.P Captain Squakers 😞😞😞
I love how Tom has the props and stuff to make and actual action movie of high Quality with some humor, yet, he makes a short vídeo of a sniper Pug or a baby with a gun XD
“Where did the bomb come from?”
“From the hole.”
@SirMrWolf same
Noo the baby with gun did it
@@jetstreamsamsung1753 lol
*Sips coffee* Yea we called the army....Yea they fell in the hole.
@@weegee_darthno4045 Lol
"NOT NOW, PRIVATE NO PRIVATES!" XD
XD
that was so darn funny
XD XD XD XD 😃😃😃😃😃💩💩💩💩
Ben Garza AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*9 HOURS LATER* AHAHAGHEODBCDBLERHDYGEDBLERGH...i dunno what I'm saying.
I read this when i said it
Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall, such as Bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales.
Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[2] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).
Evolution of grass
Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[3] Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.[4]
Grass and people
Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.
People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.
Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets.
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE CROSSWORD PUZZLE WAS A JOKE
What was the joke? I can't seem to put the pieces together.
Warh
@@CatMagglio Because the first guy made a sound when he died and it wasn't it in the puzzle.
When the one holding the puzzle died, He made the right sound/answer.
Crossword. A sound someone makes when they are in pain.
*WARH!*
No, it starts with an A.
*A U G H*
@@CatMagglio I see what ya did there
Lmao turn on captions
"Shooty deathy bang bang"
And "Fighty Fighty Punch Shoot."
Fighty fighty punch shoot
Mass amounts of shoot bang
Shooty bang! Shooty bang!
*Bang* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Spuds h
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we need a part 2
“Hmm… Four letters. Something you say to express pain.”
“HUAH!!”
“No, it starts with an A.”
“AHHH!”
"OUCH!" should be from the first guy I think
It was actually 'Argh'.
The first guy said “Warh!”
😆