This CAN'T End Well - What If You Romance BOTH JACK & MIRANDA in Mass Effect 2?

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  • @Avelphina
    @Avelphina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2198

    I care about you, Ash- MIRANDA. DAMNIT.

    • @jdeltaruff
      @jdeltaruff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Great reference, fuckin died remembering the original 😂

    • @polinatolkachova34
      @polinatolkachova34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      We`ll bang, okay? XDDDD

    • @bruhSaintJohn
      @bruhSaintJohn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Double nice

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      They shouldve bring the old ME1 dialogue back for this one, when Liara and Ash are arguing about you both romancing them... "I love when women fight over me" and shiet

    • @luiscantu4968
      @luiscantu4968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's me lol

  • @Eszti1218
    @Eszti1218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

    "I make choices in the battle field, not in the bedroom."
    I really need that on a t-shirt.

    • @evermoreisamasterpiece
      @evermoreisamasterpiece 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'll buy one!

    • @ethanpethel3261
      @ethanpethel3261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      That quote on one side and "we'll bang ok" on the other lol

    • @justinboivin
      @justinboivin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Haha this line of dialogue is gold.

    • @Jovian999
      @Jovian999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "I don't use sex as a weapon. I use weapons as weapons."

    • @boomstick7506
      @boomstick7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Jovian999 I love her, but that is honestly the dumbest thing I have heard from a soldier other than we'll be home by Christmas.

  • @Trialwolf
    @Trialwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1775

    Romanced Jack and Miranda
    Joker: "I knew you had a death wish but..... Damn even I'm not that crazy."

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Flixzone is how i met my first wife- God rest her soul wherever she is

    • @nothingtobeconcernedabout7477
      @nothingtobeconcernedabout7477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      If there was a threesome proposal, there would probably be a critical mission failure screen

    • @dragonkight64dragonslayer62
      @dragonkight64dragonslayer62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@nothingtobeconcernedabout7477 even Harbinger is terrified of those two

    • @KanohiVahi
      @KanohiVahi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@dragonkight64dragonslayer62 Secret Harbinger romance scene when?

    • @antoniosnavely1243
      @antoniosnavely1243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This could get messy 👀

  • @JohnathonHC
    @JohnathonHC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1705

    Imagine Kelly, Tali, Jack, Miranda, and Samara all coming to your room and be like “Shepard, you have to choose one of us.”

    • @scottnewman522
      @scottnewman522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      with that lineup Im not sure the normandy would still be in one piece

    • @iceman00behave
      @iceman00behave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      Shepard - I make choices on the battlefield, not in the bedroom.
      [Locks door, puts on mood music, and starts undressing]

    • @itsbiju
      @itsbiju 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That played out exactly how you think it would.

    • @mateoreyes6921
      @mateoreyes6921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@iceman00behave Shepard: Hey, we'll bang, ok?

    • @BT-ob7ve
      @BT-ob7ve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Shepard :"Jokes on you all, I m just gonna change sex in a minute or so."

  • @TheBigBenji890
    @TheBigBenji890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    "I've got options Jack"
    This is easily the douchiest version of Shepard hahaha

    • @RonnieManTV
      @RonnieManTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂😂😂 I couldn’t stop laughing at that

    • @AdmiralBison
      @AdmiralBison ปีที่แล้ว +10

      especially if said with that creepy smile he has.
      "I just want to get you in bed, Miranda"

    • @greyngreyer5
      @greyngreyer5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's especially shitty given what emotional state Jack is in. She's strong and all, but what teh fuck Shepard..

  • @jeremygman2710
    @jeremygman2710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    When Miranda tells Shepard, “I won’t be shared,” I feel like Shepard should say, “Technically, I’m the one who’s being shared, and I’m okay with that.”

    • @SereneSimian
      @SereneSimian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Sharing is caring. Also, Miranda meant "i won't share" lol

    • @maurymanna19
      @maurymanna19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite comment on the video

  • @justafanofz
    @justafanofz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    My biggest frustration is how I wanted to help Jack get stable, as a friend, but not as a love interest. But when I do, it tries to trigger the romance options

    • @GeneralHonobi
      @GeneralHonobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      It even seems to do that with Fem Shep a little. Jack basically asked if I was hitting on her and that she wasn't interested and that it was weird that I wanted to be friends and help her.

    • @lovofofo
      @lovofofo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@GeneralHonobi probably a holdover from when jack was intended to be a femshep romance as well

    • @zephyridian
      @zephyridian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      AND if you are a Female Shepard, you cant EVEN be Jacks friend :( she will always diss you

    • @bronsonedward
      @bronsonedward 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heeeeey, not like that...

    • @matiassoares5953
      @matiassoares5953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I understand you, my friend. ;-;

  • @synth3441
    @synth3441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Girls be like “you mine” first off I’m a specter I belong to the citadel.

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Oh no you don't want to go there, the stores will want to have a talk about how you need to choose one of them.

    • @bronsonedward
      @bronsonedward 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂

    • @Isus24-s8e
      @Isus24-s8e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@shadenox8164 I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel

    • @korvo3427
      @korvo3427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sigma maleshep grindset

    • @Mikeh2077
      @Mikeh2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the whole galaxy.

  • @long_time_hiro8297
    @long_time_hiro8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    I'm surprised the Normandy is intact lol

    • @GothicElf68
      @GothicElf68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, so am I. That's probably why there is no confrontation scene at least with those two! lol

    • @juleswoodbury58
      @juleswoodbury58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      the upgrades were there to protect the normandy from the crew, the collectors are just a welcome afterthought.

    • @GothicElf68
      @GothicElf68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@juleswoodbury58 LOL

    • @benwillems8584
      @benwillems8584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Only a biotic shepard can survive that threesome

  • @GTAVictor9128
    @GTAVictor9128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    To this day, I'm puzzled how the "Who said anything about love" is the top "paragon" option.

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Technically if you're only interested in sex, its very paragon to be honest about it.

    • @GTAVictor9128
      @GTAVictor9128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@shadenox8164
      Putting it that way, I suppose you have a point. But they should have just written a better line, because it sounds so out of character for a paragon Shepard.

    • @Dark_Voice
      @Dark_Voice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@GTAVictor9128 Its a problem of all RPG games. Better wording of options would do so much good. Sometimes its even ridiculous like having written "shit" when the character says "fuck" - totally couldnt have used the right word there.
      People are making fun of it a lot like here:
      th-cam.com/video/qLnbFji-O0I/w-d-xo.html

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@freespace353 Oh I'm sure it is a joke. Was just saying.

    • @AriEugene
      @AriEugene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He's just teasing her - he's clearly interested in her for more than sex

  • @acousticmonkey2209
    @acousticmonkey2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    I feel that science was well served here. In ME1 the confrontation had the option of asking "Can't I have you both?" Ashley just walks away but if you asked Jack and Miranda that, I feel you would end up with your spine ripped out your body a la Mortal Kombat style 😄

    • @mega9538
      @mega9538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Thats hot

    • @Crabhand
      @Crabhand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      It would be pretty great to have Shepard just keel over and bring up the "Critical Mission Failure" the moment you chose such an option.

    • @acousticmonkey2209
      @acousticmonkey2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Crabhand😄😄😄 "Miranda Wins" 😄

    • @GothicElf68
      @GothicElf68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@acousticmonkey2209 Please, Jack is a more powerful biotic than Miranda.

    • @acousticmonkey2209
      @acousticmonkey2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GothicElf68 😄 True.

  • @dextergrif1052
    @dextergrif1052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Tali is my favorite romance option, but I’ll admit that Jack’s is the most complex and interesting to me. The fact that there’s both a Paragon and Renegade romance is pretty cool

    • @CiderBearUntier
      @CiderBearUntier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I romanced Jack years ago as paragon, maybe I misremember things but it left me feeling like you're constantly begging her to open up to you.

    • @Whazzupie
      @Whazzupie ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CiderBearUntier Nah that's pretty much the gist of it, growing up she's been prodded and abused and even begging for help in the facility she was held in no one responded to her, and as a young adult after escaping, she was similarly used into a blend of violence, crime, sex, and substance usage which ended up (rightfully) frying her perception of other people's intentions as only what they can get from her. It's an uphill battle to get her to lower her defenses because being so messed up as a child made her never want to be perceived as 'weak' again.
      Sadly no real way to get her to hash out her thoughts completely without romancing her, the best you can do for her strictly as a friend is the loyalty mission and little to nothing else afterward.

    • @jbear3478
      @jbear3478 ปีที่แล้ว

      If only there was a gay one 😅 but I respect their decision to make her straight

    • @Nick154999
      @Nick154999 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jbear3478 there is

  • @hienapple4664
    @hienapple4664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    This video comes up and it's like Geralt with Triss and Yennefer all over again.

    • @ChrisTian-ed8ol
      @ChrisTian-ed8ol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, but you get them in their underwear, and they get to chain you too a bed.

    • @monkeycat451
      @monkeycat451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ChrisTian-ed8ol And leave you there for Dandelion to make fun of you.

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Except both ladies in the Witcher are more sensible.

  • @bgkitkat1237
    @bgkitkat1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    It wasn't the collectors that destroyed the Normandy it was jack and mirandas cat fight

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Awards purple heart medal...

    • @SynchronizorVideos
      @SynchronizorVideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Critical mission failure.

  • @pobzy4076
    @pobzy4076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    That fuck off was amazing! I love Jack

  • @GothicElf68
    @GothicElf68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "For the purposes of science."
    Cuts to the council "Oh, we have dismissed this claim." I nearly choked on my snack. lol

    • @agrey832
      @agrey832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was dying myself 🤣🤣🤣

    • @clutrike7956
      @clutrike7956 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      cringe

  • @Blazieth
    @Blazieth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I still absolutely love the Jack romance. I had forgotten about Shepard's "I'm also technically undead :P" joke until now.

    • @empressink_
      @empressink_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I just romanced Jack for the first time and I LOVED it. It’s the reason I made different male Shepards because I like to romance Miranda and Tali. ✨💞

    • @TheDancerMacabre
      @TheDancerMacabre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jack and Same Sex Kaidan is the only reason why I play MaleShep.
      FemShep has just so much better line delivery.
      Not a dig on Marc Meer, but I feel that MShep just tries too hard to be calm and dry.
      That and Garrus.

    • @empressink_
      @empressink_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@TheDancerMacabre Maleshep is awesome. Not everyone has to have epic line delivery, lmaoo.

    • @ZangetsuDDR
      @ZangetsuDDR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@empressink_ line delivery is kind of critical to voice acting. It's what brings the character alive. I tend to not make MSheps for the specific reason that everything that comes out of Mark Meer's mouth just sounds dry and uninteresting.

    • @empressink_
      @empressink_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ZangetsuDDR I personally think he fits the voice very well in 2 and 3. Maleshep is an awesome role to play.

  • @slobiden.2593
    @slobiden.2593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Who here accidentally invited Jack to their cabin m, panicked and told her to leave?
    You get free unlimited F-bombs when you do 😂

    • @miranolastname2366
      @miranolastname2366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wait what? 😅 sorry i never romanced her

  • @H3lios227
    @H3lios227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Just remember "take pictures"

    • @simongvs
      @simongvs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Forget that, record a video!😁

    • @j.vinton4039
      @j.vinton4039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@simongvs Kasumi : “I know there’s a market for that”

  • @icysteve46
    @icysteve46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    As much as those two love each other, it never crossed my mind to get them both it bed. Like I said, "I don't plan on dying twice."

    • @Dark_Voice
      @Dark_Voice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Meanwhile I did it unknowingly. Usually, I do Miranda's loyalty mission first for her outfit BUT I wanted to change it up and did Jack's first and its insane how easily locked is Jack romance. No questions asked pretty much and she goes straight from "WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT DOWN HERE" to "I will think about the relationship,k". I prefer the game explicitely saying "do you wanna romance this person?" because its very easy to slip up and romance Jack.

    • @AC-iz7eh
      @AC-iz7eh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I get what you mean. But it's the way how the dialogue choices work in ME, I was thinking just being nice to Jack as I was playing Paragon and we needed to keep reminding her that not everyone is a shithead and somehow ended up romancing her lmao

  • @henrytownshed5304
    @henrytownshed5304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Garrus is Shepard ' s true love.

    • @diehgo_sp
      @diehgo_sp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I thought Shepard and Harbinger had something off screen, those lines from the reaper for him: "I know you feel this." "Preserve Shepard's body." "This is true power"
      A love story better than Twilight.

    • @jxckedgell3821
      @jxckedgell3821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@diehgo_sp definitely 😂

    • @nikik5567
      @nikik5567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To be fair, he is the only one who stuck around in all three games

    • @Talinimity
      @Talinimity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@nikik5567 And Tali didn't?

    • @cheechong5969
      @cheechong5969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nikik5567 Liara was technically there. As she said. Even when their lovers pass, the asari still carries their lover with them

  • @copilots3159
    @copilots3159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    whats weird is Miranda says she wont be shared but in reality she's the one sharing Shep.

    • @DavZeugme
      @DavZeugme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Missed that, can you explain ?

    • @copilots3159
      @copilots3159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@DavZeugme 5:08 Miranda says she "wont be shared" but that phrasing implies that she is the one being shared but shared by who exactly? She isn't dating anyone else.
      Shepard on the other hand is trying to get with the two women so in this instance he is the one being shared.

    • @nikik5567
      @nikik5567 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@copilots3159 eh, they’re also technically being shared with the other girl. So it makes sense

    • @copilots3159
      @copilots3159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@nikik5567 N-No she's not...literally She is having nothing to do with the other girl. Check your logic.
      IF you are in a love triangle where the other two individuals are only trying to get after you and not each other, YOU are the one being shared, no one else is.

    • @winterspirit3734
      @winterspirit3734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Was thinking the same! Should've said she won't be sharing

  • @Camuska
    @Camuska 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    What If You Romance BOTH JACK & MIRANDA
    > I have many files, pictures, vids and folders that proves the possibility of such a brave action

  • @xXcorpitoXx
    @xXcorpitoXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Miranda: "I won't be shared."
    Shepard:"You're not the one being shared. I am."

  • @life4trinity
    @life4trinity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "I make choices on the battlefield, not in the bedroom." 🤣

  • @Lancenova
    @Lancenova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    In my playthrough, I had romanced Miranda, broke up with her, had a fling with Jack, then after she said that was all, I went to Tali and romanced her. 3 in one playthrough. Still amazed I pulled it off.

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      *salutes*

    • @thierrytriay9077
      @thierrytriay9077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      And dinner with Kelly (Liara doesn't count, too easy) I made the 5 girls in that order : Liara, Jack, Kelly, Miranda, Tali

    • @CabageBeans
      @CabageBeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What the hell do you have to do to pull that off?

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@CabageBeans Way too much work. But I respect that.

    • @mbovb006
      @mbovb006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@CabageBeans Romance Miranda and do her trust mission. Avoid talking to Jack for this bit. Talk to Jack for the icebreaker convo. Break it off with Miranda. Talk to Jack again. Initiate the hookup scene (this makes it so romance partner is not possible but sex is). Then go talk to Tali. Start Tali's romance.

  • @shadowthoughts7959
    @shadowthoughts7959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I miss the dual confrontation that could happen in ME1

  • @TheRogueCobra
    @TheRogueCobra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Lmao, I've seen that smiling Shepard in the thumbnail for years and I still have no idea where it's from.
    It gets me everytime, but I couldn't tell you when it happens.
    Edit: I FIGURED IT OUT! When you tell Miranda you're just trying to get her in bed. Lmao, that makes it 10x better.

  • @deadcard13
    @deadcard13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2 interesting things:
    1) you can break up with a romance after the Suicide Mission if you wish to pursue another squadmate, but still get the cutscenes and completely romance all available companions in a single playthrough.
    2) if you romance Miranda and break up with her before exporting your save to ME3, you'll be able to start a different romance, but still let her survive Kai Lang.

    • @jasondowling5798
      @jasondowling5798 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh shit so i should have broken up with her 😂😂 well that sucks

    • @titan20111
      @titan20111 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was super useful during my “maximize war assets playthrough” where I also wanted to romance Miranda. This little loophole helped a lot

  • @ZanoxisStreaming
    @ZanoxisStreaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Jack is actually one of my favorite characters after this...so much emotion

  • @rivalstorm7216
    @rivalstorm7216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Of course Jack wouldn’t take the break well, she wanted the captains long sword but got beaten out by the cheerleader

  • @josephraffurty9293
    @josephraffurty9293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Another weird thing about the romance mechanic in ME2 is that you can romance all potential squad mates for your character’s gender in one play through. On my first play through ever I chose Miranda (male shep). Then, I was surprised that you could play more after the final mission (cause you couldn’t in ME1) and I started to explore all the games options. I noticed that if you had gotten all romance options to a certain point you could complete a romance, dump them, then go to the next. What was weird was the other characters never acknowledged this out side the dialogue when you dump them. I never tried it again, especially since I now prefer a specific play through and romance, so can’t confirm you can still do that.

  • @Elarris700
    @Elarris700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I am sad at the lack of confrontation. I wanted to see that scene like in 1 but it be an utter fustercluck with you getting biotically slapped across the room twice if you suggest to keep both

    • @SynchronizorVideos
      @SynchronizorVideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cerberus doesn’t have the budget for Lazarus Project 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    • @angeloalvarez5520
      @angeloalvarez5520 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@SynchronizorVideos"sorry but Shepherd isn't salvageable this time"

    • @nvelsen1975
      @nvelsen1975 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SynchronizorVideos
      "Miranda, Jack, did you really have to rip his entire spine out? Do you know how long it'll cost to put that back in?" - Illusive Man, probably

  • @nickrffpatellis852
    @nickrffpatellis852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm also technically undead.
    Most badass line .
    Ever

  • @MIchael_Haievskyi
    @MIchael_Haievskyi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm now trying to remember how, but once I managed to have three "relationships". The first with Miranda, the second with Liara (DLC Shadow Broker) and the third with Tali. And I think it would be possible to add Jack here (where she doesn't go up to your cabin)))
    I'll try to repeat this in the Legendary Edition, then I'll tell you how managed to done so)

  • @Dennis-up8uf
    @Dennis-up8uf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Miranda: I won’t be shared.
    Shepard: You’re right, I will.

  • @PabloVaughan
    @PabloVaughan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The best triangle attempt was in The Witcher 3. The result of trying to be a horndog was probably one of the funniest moments in gaming!

  • @AnimeShinigami13
    @AnimeShinigami13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Yeah two stubborn and independent biotic babes, this can't end well! I prefer to pair Jack and Miranda together so I leave them alone. That said I wish I could make it clear in these conversation trees when I don't intend them to be romantic and I want to strike up a friendship even if they're compatible as a romance. Why can't male Shepard just be a mentor for both of them? Jack needs to learn to rely on other people more and Miranda needs her confidence boosted. It's the same thing with femshep and her male romance options. I'd like to be able to learn more about the Drell from an in character stand point. And because I mostly play paragon characters I feel Shepard would want to spend time with Thane since he's dying. I don't want him to misconstrue that with Femshep wanting a romance with him. I don't think a seperate "we're buds and I'm the leader so I want to make sure you're the best you can be" conversation tree is too much to ask.

  • @michaelh.9686
    @michaelh.9686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I played as Fem Shepard which was really disappointing because I found both Jack and Miranda interesting characters, and you can’t establish love interest with them as a female (even though you can work all the way up to the commitment conversation, flirtation and all, and be turned away. Something I didn’t know about playing through the first time 🙃)
    I settled for some lesbian action with Kelly before getting some alien love action with Garrus. He’s not much in the looks department but he did bring me wine

    • @Timshot100
      @Timshot100 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mass 3 play Female Shep and go after Samantha but custom make Shepherd to look just like Samantha you will get a Shower Scene and a bed scene before the final push ! 😅

  • @adant4815
    @adant4815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Jack has the most girliest attitude in the game

    • @nicbahtin4774
      @nicbahtin4774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well she was abused as a child so it makes perfect sense

    • @Dark_Voice
      @Dark_Voice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I dont know about that. When you have someone as immature as Tali. Romancing her is like being with an underage N1 fangirl that has pictures of you all over her room.

    • @TheFIghtin
      @TheFIghtin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack sucks

  • @redtsun67
    @redtsun67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Shepard's heart belongs to the reapers, no one else

  • @karyanchills983
    @karyanchills983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hehehe 🤭🌸🦋 Shepard's face in thumbnail is just plain devious.. thats right the thumbnail got me

  • @AngelofAmbrosia
    @AngelofAmbrosia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Don’t you die Shepard.” Ugh ... damn ninjas are cutting onions again ...

  • @scottfarrell3609
    @scottfarrell3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I want to share a personal experience as a warning. If you romance Miranda in ME2, but dump her in ME3, she dies at the end of the Sanctuary mission. I did everything right *except* for that - and it was disappointing. No matter what options I chose in her final scene, it had the same result. Jack doesn't have that outcome, but Miranda's death is particularly upsetting.

  • @diamondinthesky4771
    @diamondinthesky4771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagine someone asking "okay so who here's had sex with Shepard?" and literally all of the women just simultaneously raise their hand.

  • @Vr_gamer-3
    @Vr_gamer-3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how jack is SO rude and mad when shepard tries to talk to her again

  • @dangeroso121
    @dangeroso121 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:21 "I make choices on the battlefield, not in the bedroom". I'll have to remember to use that line IRL.

  • @JEBERNARD
    @JEBERNARD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Have you ever considered making a video about the various mods by the Mass Effect community? I have the entire trilogy on PC and wanted to see what was out there!!

  • @mightypanda54
    @mightypanda54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I had a scenario in one of my playthroughs where you sleep with Jack (not a romance and doesn’t result in the romance scene ) and then still romanced Miranda. Jack approaches you in the mass effect 3 mission as if you had romanced her. Interesting stuff

  • @theGreenGoblin
    @theGreenGoblin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Literally had this issue. Then I found out that Liara was still an option from the Shadow Broker DLC. 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @thatfrog05
    @thatfrog05 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Trying to romance Jack and Miranda at the same time sounds like an easy way to be torn apart with biotic powers

  • @field-armada
    @field-armada 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:28 that face is scarier than the Reapers.

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He looks like he’s been gassed by The Joker (DC)

  • @dannymac939
    @dannymac939 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I’ve got other options, Jack.” Holy fuck, I didn’t even know that was a possible quote

  • @agrey832
    @agrey832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "We have dismissed that claim" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Well played sir

  • @ethanpethel3261
    @ethanpethel3261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks for pursuing the choices others like me would never attempt lol

  • @TheHotlikefire
    @TheHotlikefire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Technically you can exp both, after suicide mission end it one and then go to the other. However it completely voids the first romance so in ME3 it’s like it never happened.

  • @mcboomsauce7922
    @mcboomsauce7922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "but we have dismissed that claim"
    epic editing dan

  • @davidstevens9185
    @davidstevens9185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    With the shadow broker dlc you can romance liara in all 3 games, and still romance someone in mass effect 2. Then in mass effect 3 it doesn’t negatively effect you. You still have the romance options in 3.

  • @MyArt360
    @MyArt360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I make choices on the battlefield, not in the bedroom" Shepard has a way with women

  • @McCrapweasel
    @McCrapweasel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Miranda: Promise me you won't die
    Shepard: I WILL NEVER DIE

  • @sparkzmentalz2
    @sparkzmentalz2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I've got other options. You understand right?" Shepard with that abundance mindset!

  • @raveboxmedia353
    @raveboxmedia353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good video man love your stuff. With the remaster round the corner, you should considering doing a video on a guide to getting the highest possible war assets in 3 from choices across all 3 games

  • @damienhine1861
    @damienhine1861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There should be a secret scene unlocked by breaking off romances with every available romance option. A scene where the crew mates stage an intervention for Shepard.

  • @supermutant963
    @supermutant963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:28 okay, she tried to genuinely talk to you and you pull this card, this is a renegade material

  • @found6393
    @found6393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is an understandable outcome. However, I can't help but wish they'd gone the Geralt+Triss+Yennefer route. You know, where it seems like you're going to successfully snag them both, only for them to unite against you. It'd be hilarious to see Jack and Miranda resolve their differences in the interest of kicking Shepard's ass.

  • @GameCritic101
    @GameCritic101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Instead of a love triangle, how about a love square with Tali, Miranda, and Jack?

    • @mbovb006
      @mbovb006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Approve of this as they are my favorites for romance options. But they definitely wrote the stories to reflect the animosity/friendships that develop out of that square. If you romance Tali - Jack gets Tali a tattoo because "Shepard will find it hot". Obviously Miranda and Jacks fight is already there. The fact that it only initiates after gaining loyalty from both Jack and Miranda is pretty telling. Tali is genuinely jealous of Miranda even if you romance only Tali. I was still picking up on vibes between Miranda and Shep in ME3 even though I never initiated romance with Miranda on that playthrough of ME2. Jack not so much. If you don't romance Jack - she becomes almost like a wingman for Tali's romance of Shep. Its cute.

    • @yesir6870
      @yesir6870 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love hexagon

    • @trillrifaxegrindor4411
      @trillrifaxegrindor4411 ปีที่แล้ว

      tali is irritated by the "perfect cerberus cheerleader"

  • @liteflunky
    @liteflunky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love Shepards smile in the thumbnail

  • @dienekesn9312
    @dienekesn9312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wasn't expecting that "FUCK OFF!" from jack lmao I died 🤣

  • @ParagonBubble
    @ParagonBubble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’ve always wondered what would happen in ME3 if you romance someone in ME1 and someone else in ME2

    • @pedrolatimer7889
      @pedrolatimer7889 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imo nothing really happens. In others opinion they bring it up in conversation and on one maybe two missions if you have both of them in a square they give each other sideway looks and sound a bit jealous. Now if one is on the normandy and the other one isn't. Basically nothing happen besides them asking if you want to be together again and that happens if you romanced two ppl or just one, the dialogue is the same.

    • @mastertadakatsu
      @mastertadakatsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Other than a "not so subtle" series of conversations between Ashley and Tali during the Geth Dreadnought, not much outside Citidel.

  • @michelvanderlinden8363
    @michelvanderlinden8363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "We're going to have to break up with Jack"
    The thought of that very idea scares me substantially.

  • @orestislazanakis4960
    @orestislazanakis4960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:23 Shephard looks like "Wait that's it, no sex??"

  • @Andrew_Price
    @Andrew_Price 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey, Big Dan... here's an idea... In the Citadel DLC, during most encounters with multiple NPCs present, one will throw a dialogue line, usually funny. The character is definitely not 'random' but somehow decided as 'who your favorite is'. How do they elect that?

  • @Atteflomid
    @Atteflomid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dan you're hilarious in this one man. Can't wait to see this channel blow up when LE comes out. Keep up the great work 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

  • @joesavoie3312
    @joesavoie3312 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Im so mad about Jack in ME3... shes my favorite romance, Tali is probably the best one. But Jack is just... Jack. And then you barely see her in the game. Angers me every playthrough. She is the type of woman i always fall for irl 😂 minus the harsh and badass loyalty

  • @planktonuser660
    @planktonuser660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always love how Jack casually uses the word bitch

  • @bryanreyes7382
    @bryanreyes7382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well I'm on my first playthrough on ME 2, I had a relationship with Miranda. From my second to now playthrough, my relationship is with Jack. Now i'm currently replaying Mass Effect 2, this time on Insanity difficulty and I just chose Miranda. I already played Mass Effect 3 by staying in a relationship with Jack. Now, I just started to replay ME 2 on Insanity and I chose to be with Miranda and then I'll carry it over to ME 3.

  • @boethia7367
    @boethia7367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't believe you did that to Jack.

  • @VilenChe
    @VilenChe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi, Big Dan! Thanks for the video. I’d like to see more Fallout 4 (and Fallout related) content on your channel. Something about various outcomes of some quests like Silver Shroud or Blind Betrayal. Or maybe something about factions. Hope you’ll read this.

  • @larsgolenia
    @larsgolenia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Thumbnail is perfect!

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shepard: this is where the fun begins

  • @keithwatkins6465
    @keithwatkins6465 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Favorite conspiracy: they are the same person

  • @mcell101
    @mcell101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Had that lock in convo Between Tali and Jack ...Tali dont play no games 😂😂

  • @dennisbohner6876
    @dennisbohner6876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The old 'in and out' can be done with Jack without commitments. Of course, it's down in the engine room against a wall. It doesn't interfere with any other romance. I managed to 'do' Miri and Liara also. My preferred partner is Liara. When an Asari biotic says she loves you, that ain't fooling around. "I'm forever yours.", was a hell of a goodbye.

  • @evadexxx2898
    @evadexxx2898 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thumbnail is just perfect XDDD

  • @DrkProphet
    @DrkProphet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel like after watching this, Miranda is the best option due to the fact at least I might survive the giant love limbo....with Jack, no so much 💀

  • @justicetaylor3050
    @justicetaylor3050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oo! Now do videos of ME 1 romance triangles!

  • @Titus873
    @Titus873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Both romances are awesome, personally i prefer the cheerleader Miranda but when romancing Jack you touch her heart and its sweet. She deserves to be loved.

  • @jacobwilson7109
    @jacobwilson7109 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I make choices on the battlefield, not in the bedroom" is crazyyyy

  • @Lemontarts01
    @Lemontarts01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Im also technically undead"
    Is the most underrated line EVER 😂😂

  • @AmberlaMaderia
    @AmberlaMaderia ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hehe, I am a little too straight and single for a devoted male Shepard run so I always romance everyone. A bit awkward when the one who I've locked in then dies during Suicide Mission (yeah, Jack died. Oops) but when that happened Tali was game just like that. Picked Tali so I could keep her from Garrus. It's a whole thing. My female Shepard is devoted to Garrus above all 😊

  • @locutus155
    @locutus155 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Joker: "We have a Mako and a Hammerhead in the cargo bay, but NOT a Yokosuka MXY-7!"

  • @dranillaasrapti9333
    @dranillaasrapti9333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remembered I failed to romance Liara in ME1, so I aimed for Miranda in ME1, then I thought Jack could be friendly with me that I accidentally romanced her, then I also accidentally got her killed in the Suicide Mission. Thankfully I was able to romance Liara again in ME3 😆

    • @trillrifaxegrindor4411
      @trillrifaxegrindor4411 ปีที่แล้ว

      try doing loyalty missions.they are kind of important if you want characters to actually live

  • @sirstan4897
    @sirstan4897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    doing jack like that was dirty.
    “FUCK OFF”😂😂😂

  • @cynfaelalek-walker7003
    @cynfaelalek-walker7003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shepard have you heard the tragedy of geralt the chained?

  • @NitroNEXT
    @NitroNEXT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shepard about to get MeToo'd

  • @robbybobby4373
    @robbybobby4373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nothing against Miranda, but I always choose Jack. I just wished there was more romance/dialogue scenes with her in ME3.

    • @agrey832
      @agrey832 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

  • @BishopS
    @BishopS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Big Dan Shepherd walks into a room with both Miranda and Jack while romancing them both.*
    "I should go."

  • @MCB741
    @MCB741 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The facial animations are the best part!

  • @RandyRibbon
    @RandyRibbon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thumbnail is priceless

  • @Cloud-ql3oy
    @Cloud-ql3oy ปีที่แล้ว

    Its refreshing that the characters are mature and move on when u break it off

  • @jimbeaux89
    @jimbeaux89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude.. no other studio comes near oldschool BioWare when it comes to romance.
    “Who said anything about love? I’m just trying to get you into bed”
    Lmao best BioWare quote ever. Right up there with some Revan/Bastilla lines