Cyberpunk 2077 - When you try to loot Adam Smasher's stuff

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    Adam Smasher's Secret Hideout, But....
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  • @blitzwolfer4154
    @blitzwolfer4154 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13796

    Nobody is talking about how Adam Smasher has an office desk, which means he has to check emails and do other work. Just imagine Adam sitting down typing away at the keyboard LMAO

    • @yourimpossibletoisgn
      @yourimpossibletoisgn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1303

      adam smasher has a spare body that looks like elvis presley for clubbing in. he's like a onion, layers.

    • @thiccyeetboi1019
      @thiccyeetboi1019 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      100th like :D

    • @blitzwolfer4154
      @blitzwolfer4154 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +551

      @@yourimpossibletoisgn Everybody asks what is Adam Smasher, but nobody asks how is Adam Smasher

    • @Kvf9113
      @Kvf9113 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

      But he has on those thin rectangular glasses lol

    • @johnmacangus2634
      @johnmacangus2634 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

      I like to imagine his hands are to big for his keyboard so he just types with his index fingers

  • @sargentvanguard7612
    @sargentvanguard7612 ปีที่แล้ว +61728

    * sees smasher *
    Smasher: interesting
    * FUCKING *BOOKS IT* *

    • @indoraptor0.241
      @indoraptor0.241 ปีที่แล้ว +893

      Wouldn't you or anyone else just book it? 😱

    • @Skyeissa
      @Skyeissa ปีที่แล้ว +628

      Thank you! I’m deaf so I can’t see, but reading your comment really helped me understand what happened in the video. Please continue to narrate EXACTLY what happened in the comments so everyone that also seen the video and suffers from a condition like mine, will be able to understand what happened too.

    • @AJ_Chelios227
      @AJ_Chelios227 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      @@indoraptor0.241 Exactly especially after saying a "cut of fu***able meat"...

    • @ArmisHart
      @ArmisHart ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@AJ_Chelios227 especially especially if he had...a lower region modification 😅
      *Puts perk point in movement speed*

    • @john117masterbaket3
      @john117masterbaket3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@indoraptor0.241 no we’re special remember

  • @neohamilton551
    @neohamilton551 ปีที่แล้ว +10734

    I love how Adam ain't even mad he's just like "Hmmm. Funny seeing you here, meatsack"

    • @traphimawari7760
      @traphimawari7760 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +215

      It's a mod, this doesn't actually happen in game when you loot his sh1t which is why he is yawning in his dialogue

    • @yellowbirdie7182
      @yellowbirdie7182 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

      @@traphimawari7760what you mean, he’s yawning cuz he’s tired which is why he went to his hideout after long day of work to chill.

    • @traphimawari7760
      @traphimawari7760 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      @@yellowbirdie7182 Adam Smasher doesn't chill and neither does he feel tired because that's for humans and he believes himself to be the future evolution of mankind to become one with machine, he detests meatbags and flesh there is no way he would want to indulge in human pleasures like "rest"

    • @sponge3113
      @sponge3113 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

      @@traphimawari7760it was a joke chill 💀

    • @traphimawari7760
      @traphimawari7760 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@sponge3113 well that was a poor thought out joke then since under the context of cyberpunk 2077 Adam isn't exactly your average human Joe now is he? Least you could do was make it a more plausible robot joke where he goes home to charge his batteries but nah, you just made a really poor attempt at humor, literally no one is laughing other than you who thinks its funny because you don't actually know Smasher, I am more convinced you made that joke to make yourself look like a clown perhaps that was your angle

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access ปีที่แล้ว +4795

    “Interesting. I’ve never seen a dead man walk out of my house before.”

    • @LARRY113Z
      @LARRY113Z 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      V>>>Smasher

    • @occamsrazor1285
      @occamsrazor1285 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      "Aw, where you going? You haven't even finished urinating all over my house yet!"

    • @KrisRoberts114
      @KrisRoberts114 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Dead man walking 🧟‍♂️ 😅

    • @Furansurui
      @Furansurui 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      mod, AMM he spawn it

  • @omnizx37
    @omnizx37 ปีที่แล้ว +19204

    "And i look at him"
    "And he look at me"
    "And i look at him"
    "And he look at me"

    • @AHSValor
      @AHSValor ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Fucking Weird Al lol

    • @gonkdroid9254
      @gonkdroid9254 ปีที่แล้ว +519

      And then, he reaches down to his pistol, his hand on the pistol, he’s lifting the pistol, oh fuck it’s not just a pistol (pistol, pistol, pistol, pistol)

    • @AHSValor
      @AHSValor ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@wetoddedd R. Kelly made that song? I didn't know it was a parody

    • @davidhall9086
      @davidhall9086 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Wow, I hadn't thought about this song in years! Re-listening to it now lol

    • @saragranecka673
      @saragranecka673 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I so heard the lines and music with it😅

  • @run-a-milekyle3835
    @run-a-milekyle3835 ปีที่แล้ว +14786

    “Don’t take the stash if you can’t take the smash.”

    • @GenshinLover283
      @GenshinLover283 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      Rebecca definitely couldn't take it

    • @eckso4237
      @eckso4237 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      This is why he passed the smash

    • @bluecaptainIT
      @bluecaptainIT ปีที่แล้ว +124

      *Smashes Adam*
      "Wise words, prick"

    • @vaneizen
      @vaneizen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      But I could.. all of it.

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      *me looting from Wonder Woman*

  • @siphomyende6285
    @siphomyende6285 ปีที่แล้ว +2421

    Smasher probably couldn't believe that someone would have the balls to actually rob him 😂

    • @richardatkins3623
      @richardatkins3623 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or that someone could actually be that stupid

    • @sonofgado9213
      @sonofgado9213 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Bro can't believe he got Deebo'd that's my stuff now punk!!!

    • @quint4573
      @quint4573 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@sonofgado9213😂😂😂

    • @Stefanius058
      @Stefanius058 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ​@@sonofgado9213 i can already see V going through Night City on a bicycle doing "collections"

    • @Bullboy_Adventures
      @Bullboy_Adventures 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Probably exactly what he was thinking. Instead of attacking angrily, he just stares. Like he was impressed anyone would even try that

  • @doubleog6149
    @doubleog6149 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +643

    The fact that Adam Smasher isnt pissed at you makes it 10x scarier

    • @Laikafan02
      @Laikafan02 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      He’s just like “damn.” Like he got a minor inconvenience

    • @333dae
      @333dae 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      He's got 20 more of these armories and his best gear is already on him he's just surprised at the audacity

    • @itstkb8061
      @itstkb8061 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      he's not sad, just dissapointed

  • @jakejohnson9421
    @jakejohnson9421 ปีที่แล้ว +8044

    *Acquired new item: The Brown Pants*

    • @reaperaf9511
      @reaperaf9511 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      ​@@christopherfleetwood5252 i get that reference!

    • @kamikomplex6272
      @kamikomplex6272 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I want the one's

    • @graememartin9715
      @graememartin9715 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      This guy's got the right idea

    • @mackenziehunt7616
      @mackenziehunt7616 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He's got the right idea!

    • @williammoore8719
      @williammoore8719 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@christopherfleetwood5252we must save my family

  • @stevenhay7147
    @stevenhay7147 ปีที่แล้ว +16461

    Imagine if Adam Smasher was always on your tail, he could pop up at any time Mr X style

    • @hayes4762
      @hayes4762 ปีที่แล้ว +1163

      That would be absolutely terrifying but I am all for it!!!

    • @crazisaturn2274
      @crazisaturn2274 ปีที่แล้ว +520

      Someone should make a mod of that

    • @joshuahilliker2364
      @joshuahilliker2364 ปีที่แล้ว +938

      Honestly, I may not be a Cyberpunk fan, but from what I’ve been told about his lore, they used Adam Smasher GROSSLY wrongly in this game. Your idea would’ve made this game a billion times better and more interesting.
      Also from what I’ve heard, the anime used him pretty well. I say “from what I’ve heard” because I’m not in the mood to give myself severe emotional trauma and depression.

    • @jador9641
      @jador9641 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      ​@@joshuahilliker2364 Nah, it's just that people can't realize that "lore" and "gameplay" are two separete things.
      People were expecting a boss fight of a souls level of difficulty with Smasher, forgetting that they're playing a game so poorly balanced that even using a weapon without the right perks can be considered game breaking.

    • @pikertheunclean3219
      @pikertheunclean3219 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@jador9641 bahaha yeah I remember within my fiest few hours of my first playthrough, I had done enough sidequests and levelling up via exploring on the street that I was too OP for most of rhe main level missions. Almost made them a bore really. There needs to be a mod to increase the difficulty.

  • @Hi-Im-Gib
    @Hi-Im-Gib 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    *V touches Katana*
    (prowler theme intensifies)

    • @saratsuki777
      @saratsuki777 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      you're joking but that legitimately happened with me when i watched this LOL

  • @Zakvadr1995
    @Zakvadr1995 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +319

    And quote my GM to a new Player in our Cyberpunk RED game: The setting is set up so you could be fighting Adam Smasher one week on a Corpo Heist and get almost bodied by him before retreating, and the next week he’ll calmly ask you if the cleaning detergent you are buying is any good at the store.
    If anything you gave him a reason to go get better stuff because he’s rolling in money and doesn’t care about loosing his stuff, only the next fight.

    • @kanoaikawach
      @kanoaikawach 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      losing*

    • @ST0AT
      @ST0AT 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      "Oh hell yeah, time to finally get new gear!" - Smasher, probably

    • @knightofchaos1179
      @knightofchaos1179 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      "Hey what's the name of the detergent you're using? Having some trouble getting you're blood of my gear."

  • @darkpast2177
    @darkpast2177 ปีที่แล้ว +4103

    "Oh it's adam smasher"
    *Boss hp appears*
    Adam: Interesting
    "OH SH*T IT'S ADAM SMASHER"

    • @empdisaster10
      @empdisaster10 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

      Ngl if adam smasher's boss fight was in an open environment like this he'd probably be way harder to kill lol

    • @CamMcDaniel-yc3uq
      @CamMcDaniel-yc3uq 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @eslin2845
      @eslin2845 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Hellsing ultimate abriged reference!?!?

    • @tetsatou2815
      @tetsatou2815 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@empdisaster10 Eh. Nah. Much like in tabletop, kind of a chump. Granted, if he's rocking the Oni power armor, he's more dangerous, but that's 2020, before the brain rot caused everyone to install easily compromised wifi interfaces in their brains.

    • @the-ghost_yulin0628
      @the-ghost_yulin0628 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Players :for Rebaca!!!!

  • @look_behind_you7606
    @look_behind_you7606 ปีที่แล้ว +25836

    Man got Edgerunners flashbacks it activated his Sandevistan

    • @demonicasoldier1770
      @demonicasoldier1770 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A rudimentary implant
      -Adam Smash-her

    • @clocloking2243
      @clocloking2243 ปีที่แล้ว +942

      Edgerunners PTSD

    • @vodkice2416
      @vodkice2416 ปีที่แล้ว +529

      synaptic accelerator

    • @danat4914
      @danat4914 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      it's not sandevistan

    • @tsunami4162
      @tsunami4162 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@danat4914 r/wooooosh

  • @Garl_Vinland
    @Garl_Vinland 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    Be funny if you jumped ship but never fell, looking back HES holding you

  • @Marinara_Angel
    @Marinara_Angel ปีที่แล้ว +121

    He literally just said "Zoinks scoob!" And killed himself

  • @mr.cuttystabby5331
    @mr.cuttystabby5331 ปีที่แล้ว +8220

    I love characters like Smasher, because you have to realize that there are times when he's not smashing and he's just chilling. Like what could he be doing

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 ปีที่แล้ว +676

      Probably researching weapons, augments, etc. Or maybe doing “low tier” missions purely for fun.

    • @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971
      @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 ปีที่แล้ว +979

      Well in-lore it's stated that he has a backup body that he uses for chill purposes that looks like a blonde Elvis more or less.
      And he was also smashing one of the Arasakas with that body so, big W.

    • @thomasparkin259
      @thomasparkin259 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      Generally doing horrible things, aside from the Arasaka bigwig he has a fling with most women don't survive a one night stand with Adam regardless of the body he's wearing.

    • @xrustxlordx1998
      @xrustxlordx1998 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      “When he’s not smashing”

    • @rafabuda0
      @rafabuda0 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      @@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 two things I find hilarious about Smasher:
      1. This one, he has a gemini cyberbody that looks like blonde Elvis
      2. His art on the TTRPG book has him wearing a Hard Rock Café shirt over his bulky military frame.

  • @acephoenix7849
    @acephoenix7849 ปีที่แล้ว +8874

    The best part is that Adam has the ability to slow time as well using his augs, that means he allowed that cartoonish moment to last as long as it did. Great bail out lol

    • @ShiniE36
      @ShiniE36 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      It don't slow down time, u just get super fast

    • @odd-eyes6363
      @odd-eyes6363 ปีที่แล้ว +686

      He doesn't slow down time, just increases his reaction speed. The anime just visualized this idea as moving in slowed time because that's how the user perceives it.

    • @madDesparada
      @madDesparada ปีที่แล้ว +89

      same difference lol

    • @demnbrown
      @demnbrown ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Yeah the Sandy mod is a literal adrenaline booster allowing you to speed yourself up while everybody else looks like they're slowing down

    • @mobslayer211
      @mobslayer211 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      ​@@odd-eyes6363 plus a lot of scenes it showed what everyone else saw which was pretty much everything happening in less than half a second

  • @V_the_he
    @V_the_he 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    If cyberpunk had a survival mode,it would start like this

    • @MrBlack0950
      @MrBlack0950 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      and at random times adam smasher shows up, right around a corner or something, and if you dont immediately book it he begins he offensive. Survival mode is you being hunted by adam smasher like a cat hunts a mouse, slowly, methodically, and only pouncing when he knows he can finish you, or more accurately when hes done playing games

  • @concept5631
    @concept5631 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    The most intimidating "interesting" ever said

  • @QaDri93
    @QaDri93 ปีที่แล้ว +11268

    *I should become a gang member* - Adam Smasher

    • @BrandoD20
      @BrandoD20 ปีที่แล้ว +475

      Yawn - Adam Smasher

    • @twentyonetortas5921
      @twentyonetortas5921 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Explain

    • @DIGITALGH05T
      @DIGITALGH05T ปีที่แล้ว +116

      he started out as one but his gang got wiped out

    • @edgieststalker8141
      @edgieststalker8141 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@twentyonetortas5921 the speech above his head

    • @MikeyJBlakeJR
      @MikeyJBlakeJR ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Ah, Adam Smasher's signature catch phrase

  • @ryzekiv7147
    @ryzekiv7147 ปีที่แล้ว +15118

    *Sees Adam Smasher*
    “Interesting.”
    *commits sepuku*

    • @valkizalbreht2200
      @valkizalbreht2200 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      "mom can we have sundowner?"
      "we have sundowner at home"
      sundowner at home:

    • @demnbrown
      @demnbrown ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Nah they broke Gravity by doing a double jump at the very end of the jump

    • @Ghecco09
      @Ghecco09 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Get Becca gun and then do this. No fall damage ☺️

    • @BigfootIsMyDad
      @BigfootIsMyDad ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah, you are taking damage when you hit the ground for sure, and we all know Smasher is right behind you. You don’t want him jumping after you, for sure.

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@valkizalbreht2200 oh shit

  • @escarchaleon713
    @escarchaleon713 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Honestly, that's a reasonable response to seeing death himself catch you robbing him 🤣

  • @bdhhsgbyddhggg
    @bdhhsgbyddhggg ปีที่แล้ว +151

    “If ya break in ma house, ya mammy can’t save ya
    Imma tie ya ass up
    IMMA F-”
    -Adam Smasher

    • @xD00TD00Tx
      @xD00TD00Tx 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As he famously said, “You look like a f$#*able cut of meat, are you?”

  • @raymondmccoy5975
    @raymondmccoy5975 ปีที่แล้ว +5824

    The way you jumped the rail has me dead

  • @johnwendel702
    @johnwendel702 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    Honestly Cyberpunk2077 would have been so much cooler if at any point Adam Smasher could have shown up hunting you because Arasaka is after your ass

    • @abhitejvelore
      @abhitejvelore 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +175

      True, but the fact is Arasaka is indeed NOT on your ass, If they were, they could Zero you anytime. You can listen to the news report that Yorinobu was anit hero, more than a Villain who wanted to use his situation to start a war with Millitech to just take out both Arasaka and Millitech.

    • @traygold7556
      @traygold7556 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@abhitejvelorethat’s cap only thing that can mess with v is maxtac and even maxtac would have a hard time with v

    • @abhitejvelore
      @abhitejvelore 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      @@traygold7556 I really doubt it. Maxtac is like the swat team, sure they're trained and all, but arasaka / militech are basically if Raytheon / Lockheed Martin also owned the US Army. Arasaka and the five other mega corps of nightcity were able to crush most of the gangs in night city when ncpd weren't able to do shit to them for decades. And Maxtac is part of ncpd. For political reasons, they're also just equipped with militech gear.
      But that's about it, they're speciality is they can deal with highly augmented individuals. However they don't compare to the might of the mega corps. Not even as an afterthought to them.

    • @Isiauwuehrifi
      @Isiauwuehrifi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@traygold7556bro if arasaka really wanted to kill V they would just send in a missile… Adam smasher is their strongest single unit combatant, doesn’t mean he is the strongest weapon PERIOD.

    • @appledrawss1353
      @appledrawss1353 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@abhitejvelorenot to mention the majority of maxtac is former cyberpsychos being kept from going off the edge simply due to control from their bosses

  • @artyomsaveli9681
    @artyomsaveli9681 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "You looted the wrong house, fool." - Smasher, probably

  • @justme42300
    @justme42300 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    If i was looting and I hear that line: "You look like a cut of f*ckable meat, are you?"
    Synaptic Accelerator kicks in immediately and im rushing out

  • @slakeNsurge
    @slakeNsurge ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    I love how realistic you were while looting the place.
    “Oh! Can I take the whole body rig…? No…”

    • @dinkules
      @dinkules 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      I wanna wear the mf Cyberskeleton

    • @VerdeMorte
      @VerdeMorte 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@dinkules
      I really can't wait for that mod to be finished...

    • @majorbombas
      @majorbombas 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      I wish V would say something like "Next time baby" (Iron man reference) and never really get to touch it again.

    • @NeoIsrafil
      @NeoIsrafil 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I totally tried to do that too the first time... I was like AWWWW YESSS ULTIMATE CYBERWARE and then it's like...aww ... I'm still a meat sack :(

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@dinkules Or the gigant exoskeleton with railgun. There are many of them, cant we at least get one working and use it to solo the entire tower?

  • @Ghoulieanna
    @Ghoulieanna ปีที่แล้ว +1874

    Adam casually letting you loot him while just waiting for you to come outside is funny as hell

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      Absolute boss move.
      "So.... What were you doing in there? 😏"

    • @ComotoseOnAnime
      @ComotoseOnAnime 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

      @@benjaminoechsli1941
      "So what were you doin in there?"
      "Ohhhh just.. lookin around."
      "Lookin around?"
      "Looking around."
      "Looting my stuff?"
      "Looting your stuff?"
      "ARE YOU?"
      "No."
      "Good, cuz that'd be bad."
      "How bad?"
      "I'd have to smash you.
      "That's bad."
      "IN-TERESTING."
      *[FLEEING INTENSIFIES]*

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      “Well hey there, buddy, pal, guy, choom, fancy meeting you here.
      At my house.
      With all my stuff in your pockets.
      *INTERESTING.* “

    • @phoenixmassacre9647
      @phoenixmassacre9647 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@ComotoseOnAnime love the tfs reference 😂

    • @lightster585
      @lightster585 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Adam Smasher: "So, found what you were looking for?"

  • @QuiteSpiffing
    @QuiteSpiffing 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    In Commander Shepard's voice: I should go.

  • @XNYDNTE
    @XNYDNTE หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Adam smasher: interesting.
    *The words someone says when they're going to fold you like an omelette for robbing them*

  • @BaileyGreenwood2001
    @BaileyGreenwood2001 ปีที่แล้ว +2883

    Literally how my nightmares play out when something horrid is chasing me I jump off an edge and wake up as I touch the ground aha

    • @REX-gq6ur
      @REX-gq6ur ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i usually get tired after running just 15 meters in my dream

    • @kurokami117
      @kurokami117 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@REX-gq6ur I can't even manage to run in mines 💀

    • @Agrothewarhorse
      @Agrothewarhorse ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That jolt of adrenaline and you can’t go back to sleep.

    • @luckyry9617
      @luckyry9617 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Agrothewarhorse Thought it was just me lmao

    • @santiagogalarza1919
      @santiagogalarza1919 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One time happend to me with zombies, but i jumped to kill myself before they could

  • @COMMENTLY0
    @COMMENTLY0 ปีที่แล้ว +3116

    *Sees Adam Smasher*
    *Cuts on Sandevistan*
    Smasher: Interesting
    *Remembers Edgerunners*
    *Dips*

    • @ArchAngelCastielMoto
      @ArchAngelCastielMoto ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How do you cut something on?

    • @lienomzekon4763
      @lienomzekon4763 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ArchAngelCastielMoto I see what you saying. flip would of mad thos better

    • @murdahdatcake2851
      @murdahdatcake2851 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      BRUH I THOUGHT OF THE EXACT MOMENT THEY BOTH USED IT IN THE SERIES

    • @MyNameBEGrey
      @MyNameBEGrey ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He ain't used his sandevistan yet, if he did he could've probably taken smasher out

    • @alanjervis9022
      @alanjervis9022 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MyNameBEGrey If that were true, Adam would've been killed decades before Edgreunners.

  • @Renfrost_x_JetstreamRen38
    @Renfrost_x_JetstreamRen38 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Smasher after coming inside to check be like: "hippity hoppity, *where the fuck is my proprety???*"

  • @ridiculousrandy1401
    @ridiculousrandy1401 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Bro was really YAWNING as a thief exits his apartment. V's just a snack for him.

    • @AHHHHHHHH21
      @AHHHHHHHH21 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even though to be able to get into the apartment you have to already have beaten him to get the code

    • @aribounty327
      @aribounty327 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What's the code?

  • @hollowknight7536
    @hollowknight7536 ปีที่แล้ว +8306

    Smasher: “ummm what the actual fuck are you doing in my house? You need to get out like right now…”

    • @elusivyt
      @elusivyt ปีที่แล้ว +175

      “Oh, you’re -“

    • @ISAAC-xo9vf
      @ISAAC-xo9vf ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Anime smasher: "no one leave the slaughterhouse
      Not alive"

    • @theonewophmawermewoopsadsa9657
      @theonewophmawermewoopsadsa9657 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'd love to hear Smasher say that

    • @deathreaper1393
      @deathreaper1393 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Don’t have to tell me twice

    • @januszkurahenowski2860
      @januszkurahenowski2860 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@ISAAC-xo9vf Game smasher: this is my private domicile and I will not be harassed! Please leave the premises sir

  • @dunkleham
    @dunkleham ปีที่แล้ว +873

    Most sane response to seeing Adam Smasher

    • @cormacbevins9679
      @cormacbevins9679 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      me, a not so sane person: imma punch him. a lot.

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@cormacbevins9679 GORILLA ARMS, DON’T FAIL ME NOW!!!
      *Gorilla Arms fail me now*

    • @wiredtosleep5669
      @wiredtosleep5669 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@zyriantel9601he has bigger gorilla arms

    • @YumLemmingKebabs
      @YumLemmingKebabs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Most sane response would have been doing that 5 seconds sooner.

    • @wiredtosleep5669
      @wiredtosleep5669 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@YumLemmingKebabs took time to realise they were still alive, then hauled ass so that won’t change.

  • @Dark_Blazin_Wizard
    @Dark_Blazin_Wizard ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Smasher: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOO!

  • @chickenlover2245
    @chickenlover2245 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER!?”

  • @wickedraptor2651
    @wickedraptor2651 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    my mans just watched someone come out of his home and went "INTERESTING"

    • @nicholasorbin5190
      @nicholasorbin5190 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Yeah he was like "who would have the nuts?"

    • @MrBlack0950
      @MrBlack0950 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      its quite interesting anyone would have the balls or ignorance to even come near his house, let alone go inside, steal several items, then casually walk out like they arent a burglar

  • @cozyhudson1393
    @cozyhudson1393 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    It’s always crazy to think that a machine killing beast like smasher has a mortgage

    • @woohoomusic5098
      @woohoomusic5098 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      The thought of Adam sitting down at the kitchen table like "aw damn, I forgot rents due this week" while a TV dinner heats up in the microwave is so funny to me

    • @Wall207Slow
      @Wall207Slow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@woohoomusic5098 bro is most likely balling

  • @jamesanakin
    @jamesanakin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    He's just standing there.....menacingly.

  • @user-hd9ws4lb9p
    @user-hd9ws4lb9p 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Me when I’m getting a snack In the middle of the night and my dad sees me

  • @sirstrongbad
    @sirstrongbad ปีที่แล้ว +843

    "I feel a sudden need to be... somewhere else!" - V's inner monologue.

    • @capnkraken1514
      @capnkraken1514 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nah that’s just Johnny talkin

    • @LeFisheboi
      @LeFisheboi ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@capnkraken1514johnny would be yelling at V to turn around and face death, man was suicidally after smasher

  • @-zerxvil-5208
    @-zerxvil-5208 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Adam Sandler: "Interesting"
    Keanu Reaves: **Run**

  • @MachLlamnn
    @MachLlamnn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    *Walks out of the room*
    “Oh hey Smasher”
    “Wait… SMASHER‼️”
    *Fucking runs.*

  • @CreepyQueennn
    @CreepyQueennn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love the “yawn” and “I should be a gang member” captions above his head 😂😂😂😂

  • @ghostingsowell
    @ghostingsowell ปีที่แล้ว +686

    Adam just chilling "oh hey v wait v what the fuck "

  • @W0LFB3AT5
    @W0LFB3AT5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Smasher: “…interesting.”
    V: 🎶fuck this shit I’m out! Mm-mm-mmm🎶

    • @Victorhugo46365
      @Victorhugo46365 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      V:🎶Don’t mind me, I’ma just gonna grab my stuff and leave, excuse me please🎶

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Victorhugo46365 *Gonna grab _your_ stuff

    • @RezzStop
      @RezzStop 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Victorhugo46365 🎶Fuck this shit I'm out! Mm-mm-mmm! Fuck this shit I'm out! All right, then!🎶

    • @Victorhugo46365
      @Victorhugo46365 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RezzStop🎶I don’t know what the fuck just happened.🎶

    • @isaacnelson4503
      @isaacnelson4503 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Victorhugo46365” I don’t really care, I’m just going get the fuck up out of here”

  • @anthonyworstell3768
    @anthonyworstell3768 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    V just runs like hell after yoinking Adam Smasher’s stuff. 😂

  • @heyguy23
    @heyguy23 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Adam Smasher watching an undead samurai cyberpsycho walk out of his flat: 👁👄👁

  • @kindlenyx
    @kindlenyx ปีที่แล้ว +922

    "I should join a gang"

    • @monmusumaster
      @monmusumaster 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I was looking for this comment. Nobody seemed to notice that.

  • @dawsonhenry5558
    @dawsonhenry5558 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    lore-accurate adam smasher reaction

  • @benitoloco892
    @benitoloco892 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Adam Smasher's like: "Bruh, seriously?"

  • @_KINGER_
    @_KINGER_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    *proceeds to run for their lives*
    Adam Smasher : “I should become a gang member”

  • @pantasticalB.I.C
    @pantasticalB.I.C ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Bro killed me when he just stared at Adam for a moment before turing a 180 and bolting it off the edge 🤣

    • @mrnohax5436
      @mrnohax5436 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bros sandevistan literally gave him time to think to himself

  • @grapplesauce9939
    @grapplesauce9939 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Smasher: “Interesting…”
    V: “Right indeedy.” *Kicks dust*

  • @cocosusprime
    @cocosusprime 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "I am not even going to chase you. I will let you think that you are safe."

  • @Derk_Mage
    @Derk_Mage หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Interesting”
    Also “I should become a gang member.”

  • @MikeHunter265
    @MikeHunter265 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man!"

    • @claussanta2341
      @claussanta2341 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SpongeBob?

    • @ChosenTripster01
      @ChosenTripster01 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's full metal, I don't know if there are ANY biologics inside that tin can, I feel like his brain is in a jar somewhere and he pilots "drones" remotely

    • @arc8687
      @arc8687 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      DONT KEEP YOUR DOOR UNLOCKED

  • @moonbeam6010
    @moonbeam6010 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Johnny Silverhand: It was at that moment, V knew they had fucked up

  • @cptrandom3768
    @cptrandom3768 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Have this quickhacks and have-a-good-tiii~"
    (Leaving the scene. With haste.)

  • @JollyJackGang
    @JollyJackGang 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Adam Smasher: Stop Right There Criminal Scum!

  • @Livesuno
    @Livesuno ปีที่แล้ว +61

    * loots Adams place *
    Adam:Hey remmber rebecca, wanna meet her?

    • @Doi-
      @Doi- 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      So he breaks the fourth wall now.

    • @Sunrise-d819i2
      @Sunrise-d819i2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Doi- nope, edge runners is canon and was made with the help of the maker of the cyberpunk game and source books.

  • @freetothink284
    @freetothink284 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Smasher: Interesting
    V: GOTTA DELTA

  • @gagedavila1484
    @gagedavila1484 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “i shoupd become a gang member” had me rolling

  • @Aj_Daking
    @Aj_Daking 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    And it was at this moment V knew
    They f^cked up

  • @MetallicaKing48
    @MetallicaKing48 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Smasher: “Interesting!”
    Me: “Please don’t eat me!”

    • @drazoric2275
      @drazoric2275 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eat you? Well you look like a f*ckable cut of meat, are you? - *Adam Smasher*

    • @MetallicaKing48
      @MetallicaKing48 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drazoric2275 Did you just say that I look fuckable? When and where, baby?

    • @hossamsayed311
      @hossamsayed311 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Smasher is tyrant like our Egyptian president he eats everything while people are starving

    • @arc8687
      @arc8687 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah, that's gross, smash me instead

  • @zaney-boi9974
    @zaney-boi9974 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Imagine Adam going about his normal day, doing Adam Smasher shit, idk, like guarding some important rich asshole, then just starts walking off like "...There's a bitch in my stash."

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      _silent alarm goes off in his pad_
      Adam: "Excuse me." _leaves_
      V: "Like taking candy from-"
      Adam: "Interesting!"

    • @wiredtosleep5669
      @wiredtosleep5669 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@benjaminoechsli1941V:…nope *SENDS SELF OFF EDGE*

  • @velren95
    @velren95 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    never in my life the phrase "interesting..." has scared me the most

  • @imJoshua91
    @imJoshua91 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Never seen a chum delta out so fast 💨 😂😂😂

  • @kevinescobar370
    @kevinescobar370 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I just imagine smasher stepping out for a smoke just to casually catch v skulking about

    • @videontekuro9399
      @videontekuro9399 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can he actually smoke tho?

    • @kevinescobar370
      @kevinescobar370 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@videontekuro9399 I mean technically, from what I gather his brain and spine and some of his forehead are the only organic parts of him

    • @Hangman-yq5uh
      @Hangman-yq5uh ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kevinescobar370 4% of him is organic, 96% is borged. He's literally a brain, skull, and face skin.

    • @BryanAM7
      @BryanAM7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol samee

    • @kevinescobar370
      @kevinescobar370 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hangman-yq5uh what about his spine?

  • @stephenmahilum4770
    @stephenmahilum4770 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Joseph: See his legs, that's our ticket right there NIGERUNDAYO, SMOKEY!

  • @thomasbaum6125
    @thomasbaum6125 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Would be great if for some reason Adan would hunt you around night city, like nemesis

  • @dappercoat249
    @dappercoat249 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That was a fun Halloween audio and a cute arc these two had! Great work Glow!

  • @CGHawkatoo
    @CGHawkatoo ปีที่แล้ว +191

    The way Smasher-boi just says "Interesting" makes me want to yeet myself onto the nearest overpass and spam the vehicle summon button.

    • @Boneman196
      @Boneman196 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Batman Arkham knight?

  • @shinigami1178
    @shinigami1178 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    walks out after lotting adams place and walk right into him outside
    adam: *INTERESTING*
    you: stares at him awkwardly
    also you: BOOSTS it off the railing
    adam: *COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT*

    • @bro5846
      @bro5846 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smartest TH-cam comment

    • @lienomzekon4763
      @lienomzekon4763 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bro5846 I can't tell if your adding to the humor or just being rude🤔

    • @dubsessed9790
      @dubsessed9790 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@lienomzekon4763 it wasn't funny to start with

    • @shinigami1178
      @shinigami1178 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dubsessed9790 my comedy was off the scales with this one

  • @thedarkknightdeltakx-4756
    @thedarkknightdeltakx-4756 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    V: Killed you once, tincan. Can do it again.

  • @what4494
    @what4494 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Epic video, one of my fave factions. Such a good telling of nadia’s story too

  • @beanustheweanus1392
    @beanustheweanus1392 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Bruh forgot the iconic shotgun in the chest smh

    • @thefistedwafflez6449
      @thefistedwafflez6449 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      nah he didn't forget he was just terrified dude was gonna walk in on him takin the stuff😭

    • @JahSou
      @JahSou ปีที่แล้ว +21

      it was locked.

    • @beanustheweanus1392
      @beanustheweanus1392 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Huh that’s weird you prob didn’t get the card from atom smasher

    • @JahSou
      @JahSou ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@beanustheweanus1392 I'm not the one that made the short lmaoo

  • @jcordell4226
    @jcordell4226 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Petition to have a mode where adam smasher appears all over the city like Majima everywhere from yakuza

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh no.
      *"V-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"*

    • @xrustxlordx1998
      @xrustxlordx1998 ปีที่แล้ว

      There’s a mid for thar

    • @themanicman8458
      @themanicman8458 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@DGneoseeker1this is actually horrifying...
      I love it

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DGneoseeker1 _Attack Dog of the Arasaka Corporation_
      *ADAM SMASHER*

  • @Eyeslayer
    @Eyeslayer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Greatest short ever lol I love how you just run the hell away soon as he says interesting.

  • @valentinethetoaster5096
    @valentinethetoaster5096 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro's the calmest burglary victim of all time

  • @tyreonbooker5304
    @tyreonbooker5304 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I wish stuff like this happened in the game. I really wanted smasher to be a Mr.x or nemesis for V. Instead of drones chasing you from arasaka tower it's smasher in a hover carrier. Smasher pursuits you through the building while Hanako is evacuated. He keeps bursting through walls and ceilings as you try to get out. Never forget that everyone thinks you kill Saburo. Yorinobu should be sicking smasher on you constantly

    • @clydu91
      @clydu91 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Everybody wants this game to be something it never aimed to be and keeps being surprised they're not satisfied.

    • @aquatic4760
      @aquatic4760 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@clydu91 your comment shows you have no idea what concepts are

    • @MyNameBEGrey
      @MyNameBEGrey ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aquatic4760 but it is all of these concepts that grossly overhyped the game. I would love to see this in a sequel or another cyberpunk game, but this first one just is not the one to be handling all of the stuff that people wanted it to

  • @domonator5000
    @domonator5000 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I fucking love how all the gear in a vault that is locked until you beat the game entirely has worse DPS stats than what he already has. Makes sense

  • @rxz-888
    @rxz-888 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Now i know Adam Smasher is salaryman, he got office PC & replying email 😮

  • @user-kw4qx4qu8c
    @user-kw4qx4qu8c ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Smasher: You looks like a cut of...

  • @terribleduelist4433
    @terribleduelist4433 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Adam was about to give you props for having the balls till you jumped

  • @rewsterfewd1226
    @rewsterfewd1226 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Adam: I should become a gang member
    V: *abandons all hope*

  • @SakuraRiraia
    @SakuraRiraia 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Take the guts "Rebecca shotgun"😅

  • @AppAdorable
    @AppAdorable 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When I saw his armour I was like how does he get into that with just a head

  • @7352100
    @7352100 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “I should become a gang member”

  • @twentyonetortas5921
    @twentyonetortas5921 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    * sees Smasher *
    * remembers Rebecca and David *
    *Kill Bill Ironside siren sound plays and proceeds to get ready for revenge*

  • @iamcannabus
    @iamcannabus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    *running away*
    V: "Smasher, NO SMASHING!"

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Adam: done looting? Good I was getting bored

  • @brandenritchie8887
    @brandenritchie8887 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Smasher: "Who the fuck are you?" Also Smasher: "None leave the slaughterhouse. Not alive."

  • @rileymiller3154
    @rileymiller3154 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Walks out and sees Adam
    Adam "interesting"
    The subtitles showing Adams thoughts
    Player character after visual health bar at the top of the screen display appears "ah shit this is bad"

  • @DioBrando_Sama
    @DioBrando_Sama 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Mornin'."
    "Mornin'."
    "WAIT A MINUTE-"

  • @SweetGeneral1
    @SweetGeneral1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Awesome dude!!! Loved the music 😎