Love Island Mobile game might be the worst dating game of all time
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- Love Island Mobile game might be the worst dating game of all time
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The tattoo on Rocco’s chest literally means “soup” in chinese
no wonder kevin can't stand him
maybe he just really likes soup
Google translate says it also means hot water. So that's not far from like "steaming hot"
@@tatiana4050 it also can mean like a hot bath or a hot spring. It was a really confusing choice for a chest tattoo
I think they were trying for "tàng" as in "hot" but accidentally went with "tāng" for soup
i’m starting to think kevin’s genuinely enjoying these games
I ironically enjoy episode
@@cactuscraze4877 it'd be more enjoyable with less microtransactions
He is losing it, I mean losing more of it.
@@DamienDevs What do you mean? They're the best thing about games
If he didn’t like the games he wouldn’t play them more than once he always says that. So he must like them🤣
Kevin: “I burn like...what burns?” Me: “Love, is a burning thing.”
Nice
And it makes, a fiery ring.
AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS THE RING OF FIRE
Jasmine Coshall Is that a lord of the rings reference?
@@BigDaddy-je2nq are u new here?
I love how Kevin seems to bounce between angry, uncaring, and confused when playing this. Anyone else want to see him play some visual novels? It would be either amazing or a train wreck, and either way, watching it would be nothing short of glorious.
I want to see "Doki Doki literature club but everyone dies"
"Doki Doki Literature Club but I don't do any reading"
"Doki Doki LC but I'm a jerk to everyone" And watch his sub count drop
He should play Danganronpa,the game where all your favourite characters die lol
I want him to play Ace Attorney!
Kevin not saying “hey there friends” has left a hole in my heart
the emotions gotten to him. he aint looking for friends no more hes looking for love
:(
Same :c
#kevinisoverparty
I don't think I can recover
Kevin's difficult relation with Rocco makes sense, when you consider that his tattoo says "soup" in chinese
The true reason
lmao
He loves chinese soups lol
Rocco is the wettest of foods
Kevin could feel the soup energy...
Kevin is making the ultimate sacrifice here: he is playing all of these weird ass games so that we don't have to.
He's the modern AVGN
Bold of you to assume that I haven't
Not going to lie I have been playing this game for a while 😱😭
Idk what you talking about. Love island is a good game
huh, you misspelled "horribly shallow and bland cashgrabs" there but, a mistake anyone could make.
Kevin: “I’m done with this game forever”
*4 months later*
Kevin: “welcome back guys this is the finale of Love island game series”
If quarantine keeps up I don't think we'll even need to wait that long ksbjf
666th like 🤩
@@Lucienchol did it keep up
@@Nightsjourneyofdreams no
Rocco's tattoo says 'soup' in Chinese, one more reason this is so cursed
I was looking for this comment to see if anyone else noticed 😂
I'm wondering if the devs wanted it to be "hot" but used the word for boiling water instead.
Alternatively, the homie might just like soup
Could be ironic and self aware?
Rocco is supposed to be a fake-deep douche, so it's pretty fitting.
And we all know how much Kevin loves soup
@@TheCherri306 His favorite
Yep. We’ve officially lost Kevin to quarantine madness. The intro has convinced me
Yep
Yes
Bold of you to assume Kevin wasn't lost long before quarantine.
He didn’t say hey there friends 😭
10/10 would smash
"I'm not picking him, but I get pissed when he doesn't pick me."
Are you my high school crush?
Impossible, he left school
aryanda irshad tirtosudiro bro, if I had a crush like that(though im aro) I would probably slap him XD
@Phineas Facing Forward u can't really control who u have crushes on (from personal experience :/ )
@@bharathi2128 eh, ya you can. If They do something like not return the feelings, but want to keep you around anyway? Nope, bye.
Like, you can develop a crush without meaning to, but they aren't hard to let go of either.
with that attitude, not surprising
STOP KEVIN THIS GAME IS MY GUILTY PLEASURE AND I WAS SO INVESTED IN BOTH SEASONS I FEEL EXPOSED
Season 1 is way better than season 2 and it’s FA C T S
@@imanobsessedcookie2775 atleast in season 1 you are actually involved in the drama and not trying to just sort everyone elses shit out like 2
Omg same!! Bobby girl here
I downloaded the game last night as a joke, and I might be getting invested too D: I would kill for Lottie
Omg same
I have never seen a human T pose that good, he’s gonna win, the entire population will swoon (unless Jim shows up, he’d win instead, so handsome)
Yep
Unless shrek or trug shows up
Excuse you, I'm pretty sure everyone swoons over Kevin, not just the ladies.
On an entirely unrelated note, random shout-out to RT.
TeaAndA TopHat that’s true, though i believe love island is just male/female relationships, unless this game allows for male/male (even though kevin is a woman apparently) then swoon away men!
@@jamie0325 Heteronormitivity in media is real :(
"How do we kill in this game?"
Sorry, murder requires extra gems, try again.
This has tons of likes but no comments because are behind a $4.99 paywall
@@RobinFlysHigh I hope the money is going to me. I'm living the poor uni student life.
E *A*
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$70 to unlock DLC
*Jim Pickens has left the chat*
for a second, I though he tattooed "Daniel" to his forehead instead of "Damaged"
I saw "demigod" at first
I thought it said "Danganronpa"
Love wins
Mahou Gesu IIIITS PUNISHMENT TIME
@i can't come up with an username I am kevin i am daniel and we are not the same person
“This game takes of a lot of time to go absolutely nowhere.” Quote of the video right there.
Can't wait for Irish Love Island: Love Ireland.
It's just a tiny deserted islet on the west coast of Ireland with a population of exactly 3 sheep.
Lireland
Love Irelad....
The game where you hit on pretty girls at the pub but wake up with ugly girls and a hangover
The longer the quarantiene - the more Kevin is looking like the stereotypical Irish Guy
Ngl I'm finding his scraggly beard kinda hot
Ron Weasley he is Ron Weasley
The longer CallMeKevin is on quarantine the stronger he will become
@@dorragon7054 *You can't shoot a fecking hole in Mars!*
@@ewanayres9576 Next thing you know, Kevin will have a sudden appetite for Beans all the time.
"You know what Isadore, there is a door over there" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"True paradise is paying for absolutely every moment of happiness."
-Call Me Kevin 2020
What doth life?
I burn like..what burns?
Me: Love, is a burning thing
and it makes a firey ring
Bound, by wild desire...
I fell into a ring of fire
Love is a burnin' thing
And it makes a fiery ring
Bound by wild desire
I fell into a ring of fire
I fell into a burnin' ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
I fell into a burnin' ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
The taste of love is sweet
When hearts like ours meet
I fell for you like a child
Oh, but the fire went wild
I fell into a burnin' ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
I fell into a burnin' ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
I fell into a burning ring of fire
Kevin: plays countless dating games
Also Kevin: "She's licking her lips, she might have a bit of mustard on there"
Kevin: MC protagonist
the wettest of all foods
Or perhaps a different yellow substance
Lucas Giskes No that's just gross! Why would you think that!
Licking her lips, checking it twice
Five minutes left, on her microwave rice
kevin didn’t say “hey there friends”... are we no longer friends, kevin?
also fucking instead of "fecking"
I guess so. 😔
It's just a phase, I'm sure... Right?
Friend to lovers
5:27 This game in a nutshell: "Don't be shy, buy more gems"
This will fill the cody and noel's love island series shaped hole in my heart
For real!
Gone too soon 💔
I miss chest piece
@@Petit_pouas_ Chest piece had my girlfriend and I cracking up laughing. Cody and Noel need to bring the series back.
You don’t understand how important your content is to me right now. With everything that’s going around the world, especially in the U.S. your content is the main thing easing my fears and anxiety. Thanks Kevin.
Ikr. But hey, you could also listen to some music you like
I read easing as increasing and I didn't second guess it.
he says he has no friends AND didn’t say “hey there friends” :(
Kevin is disowning us. 😭
Please don't let it be so!
It's just a phase, gotta keep up the continuity!
Your reality must be so destroyed. Who knew this person you've never met or talked to WASN'T your friend. That must hurt deep.
@@stevenclark1662 they were joking.....
I can't help but laugh everytime he says "Fuckingmicrotransactions" 😂😂😂
This is the face of a chad, he would definitely get all the girls with the tan
kittyface meow yeah
They should make love island but for introverts
Self-love bedroom craft sesh? Where various hobbies and interests have to compete for the time of one introvert.
love island but eveyones on a different island
BlazingSun01 love island quarantine edition
It's Love Island, but don't you goddamn dare enter *my* beach.
Oh yes, caring for others. You belong in Hufflepuff!
12:19 When he says fuck instead of feck, you know the pain is real
"I ruined Rocco's life." Would it be a... MODERN life? *slaps knee*
Kevin: "What burns?"
*Me inside my head: "there's a joke Kevin, take it..you know it....here it goes...Ring of fire...c'mon"*
Kevin: "Me"
*"Okay Kevin...sorry to hear that"*
"It's a joke i guess" RTGAME
I wonder if Kevin actually asked Dan, and that was his response
Kevin's t pose is so threatening. He's like the kid wearing boxes on his arms, except his arms are actually that long.
"He also has absolutely nothing going on in his life and no friends"
2020 be like: "So that means he probably doesn't have coronavirus, what a turn-on!"
Nobody does though?
if you narrarator every dating show on tv id be tuning in to every show
narrararararararator
@@chickenchaser7022 naratarararrarararator
We need a Patreon teir that exclusively funds 'gems' for these microtransactions.
I'd do it tbh
Ig you mean fuckinmicrotansactions😂
2:37 i died just the my name is MICROTRANSACTIONS!
0:09 as you can see, in the dislikes it says “soup” this is actually a subtle nod to the fact that kevin does not like soup.
Rocco also has "Soup" tattoo on his chest
"How do you kill in this game?"
Ah, there he is.
"it's art, you wouldn't get it" -clown, carrying a body across the walkway.
Kevin’s videos are the only consistent thing in my life rn and are honestly keeping me sane
His video is something I reward myself with after a long day of studying, I'm so glad he uploads every day at the same time. Getting structure for the day. So yes, his videos are keeping me sane.
Lisa, but pls call me X Æ A-12 I agree, Lis- ... I mean x æ a-12
Clearly they're failing to accomplish their goal, they're meant to gradually drive us all insane. It's definitely worked for me.
On a more serious note, I hear you and I hope some good stuff comes into your life. Glad you're here, random internet person. I know stuff's rough, but keep going, the cult - I mean the community - has your back.
TeaAndA TopHat You are an incredibly sweet human being. I wish all the same upon you, random internet person.
"It's a joke I guess" is definitely a thing RT would say.
This is the only thing I could think of during the foot monologue:
*JONES BARBEQUE AND FOOT MASSAGE!*
Whenever a callmekevin fan hears that something is a burning thing
LOVE IS A BURNING THING
Proceeds to write all the ring of fire lyrics
It MaKeS a FiErY rInG
Kevin: He has no friends so he can give you his full attention
*Calls his 2.37M subscribers friends every single video*
Friendship is a 2 way double ended long piece of silicone, it goes both ways
Except for this video in particular.
White girl with braids and a Chinese tattoo thst means soup... Yep sounds like love Island lmao
5:33
S C A R E R A R E D
Kevin missed out to call himself Perfect Storm, unfortunately
He looks good and he knows it
And he missed out say ring of fire when he was asking himself what burns
I prefer *FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS* anyways
“How do we kill in this game” i think the quarentine got to him
you think?
No he’s always like this
When Kevin is better at fitting the Lottie role, than the lottie character
Kevin: “There is so many possibilities on what we could name our character.”
Me: How about L-“
Kevin: *FUCKINGMICROTRANSACTIONS*
Concept: every dating show in media, but the only characters are Kevin, Jim, and Turg
That would be ten times more entertaining than what there is
@Jedi William Vine she off stomping a village
0:18 Here we see a wild Kevin, t-posing to assert his dominance
He is showing off his wingspan
Inspiring. With his little broken babyarms
me: patiently waiting for the next episode of harry potter rp
kevin: love island mobile game!!!
I love how every game i meticulously play to win in, you create absolute chaos haha
“Well you know what there ISADOR over there” “well I NOAH not gonna pick you” - Kevin was on fire today
Hates:
-Soup
10:43 Kevin’s wardrobe
Omg I totally lost it on “FUCKING MICROTRANSACTIONS” 🤣
"Who hates long walks in the beach and going outside, because it burns his fair skin... "
*Cries in tall, dark, and handsome
“Do I hAvE MuG WrItTEn oN mY FoREhEaD.” - Every love island contestant ever
Today I realized how much “Ireland” sounds like “island”...
Probably just your accent
The outfit part reminds me of when sims first came out I had a family that was reality show contestants, and giving them 1 makeover was the only event I could think of doing. The rest of the time I just used in game pictures to document who sat at which tables during meals (one table only had 1 chair).
Imagine Jim Pickens on Love Island. I’m just gonna leave you with that thought.
Please don’t leave me with that thought
Imagine Turg on love island 😳😳😳
Imagine Grognak though .... would stomp all of those islanders to dust
"He has absolutely nothing going on in his life, so he can give you his full attention" Is literally the best way to describe myself in a relationship
hell yeah to kevin being able to hold a T pose cuz as much as he jokes about the car crash i recall watching old videos where he talked about having a hard time with it, congrats on the progress
Kevin T-posing is priceless😂
We didn't get a "Hey there friends" :(
Cancel him
it costs 10 gems
Oh no, I already know this ain't going to go well...
Nobody:
Lin-Manuel Miranda: 2:05
Kevin, because of these games.
And all of the micro transactions, I have decided to learn to program and create a game without all that bull.
Kevin I played this games for shits and giggles once you get have way through they introduce around 15 more people with there own outfits sucks to be you
*Sees that Kevin has posted a video reacting to a so bad it’s good game*
Me: *Oh yeah. It’s all coming together.*
I CANNOT believe he didn’t say the ring of fire when he said “what burns?”
* me looking at the thumbnail *
“wait what country IS france in”
It's in London
It’s in west Germany
It's in Lithuania
England
Merica.
Kevin, let me out the basement.
He can't, he's stuck in the basement too, remember? It's Jim you need to appeal to for release. I doubt you'll get it, but maybe if you find a way to sacrifice enough people he'll let you out. You might end up pregnant with Shrek's baby instead though, so...heck yeah, go for it.
Do you guys ever watch Kevin’s videos and just sit there and think to yourself “Damn I’m so lucky to have found the best TH-camr”
Yes, quite often actually.
Yes! Him and Novympia are my faves
Kevin: "what burns?"
Johnny cash: "Love is a burnin' thing"
9:54
Mobile ads in a nutshell
I'm crying I was literally just playing this Kevin really called me out
Cassi literally same lol
me too 😂
sameee oml, i played this last july and i redownloaded it the other week, it's,,, unfortunately very fun--
Same 😂💀
NO ONE IS MORE LOVE ISLAND THAN KALLMECEVIN. HE WILL WIN
*cevin*
Cevib
I mean cevin
Kevin: 0:45
Me: The ring of fire Kevin, the ring of fire
4:26 Thank you Dan, very cool (review)
Kevin asking what burns... I can't not think about ring of fire
How do you get that symbol in your name?
“I hate love, I hate islands too.”
Well, this is the perfect game for you Kevin!!
They'd get along like a house on fire!
Livvy Abigail exactly! A match made in heaven!
that "there isadore over there" joke made me lose my feckin MIND
13:01 Missed opportunity to say "Rocco's Modern Life".
Kevin, there is a game extremely similar to episode called Choices, but it has better stories and male options in some of them. I think it would be fun if you played it.
Kevin you legend ive wanted this for aged
I thought my phone died at 3:32
For anyone looking at the comments. He most likely didn’t post because of the blackout going on today. Look it up for more details
Thank you!
Kevin, as someone who has a weird circle after their username I demand.... Nay command you to make more videos about this masterpiece of game design.
I am one of the upper echelons of the callmekevin community and my voice will not be ignored any longer.
Or don't idk.
What does the circle mean?
sus
@@KimmieSan97 It means Kevin himself has recognized me as a person of the greatest moral and intellectual fortitude. One who can truly influence the community and has a real say in running things.
Or Maybe it's
I've got TH-cam Premium and get a free channel to give a paid subscription to every month, and I chose Kevin.
At this point who knows because I certainly don't.
Sugoi
This just makes me yearn for cody and Noel to do more of this
10:57 Love Island would hook me if all the lads entered to this song!
Kevin is single handedly getting me through this. Thank you Kevin it really helps me out. I really appreciate you💯
God, the fact that enjoyed this game, like, less than a month ago, makes me feel so defensive of it, so, whilst I thought THE EXACT SAME THINGS, I have to be extremely defensive.
Kevin flipped his hair back so fast most of it fell off.
It's called commitment, sweetie. He committed to that hair flip almost as much as we've all committed to supporting him with his poor life choices.
“I burn like... what burns?”
...
*A ring of fire*
No new video today?
maybe he is taking a day off, i hope he didnt get hit by a car again
Blackout Tuesday