Testing my DNA to find out why I am a bad person
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ส.ค. 2019
- Testing my DNA with 23andMe & Ancestry, they don't know what's coming
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Pale white Irish TH-camr learns he is a pale white irishman.
What great content.
More like bore ragnarok
@Godless X oh trust me I won't do it on purpose now! I have *some* self respect. Anyways, who doesn't like some good racial banter?
@0 funny? More like bore ragnarok!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
_the path is what matters, not the destination_
When you thought that Kevin couldn't be more Irish but then you see that his last name is O'Reilly
O O O O’Reilly!! AUTO PARTS YEAH!
@Siobhan Reilly hi A'Reilly
@@JamesV1 Hi dad
I am Sea as someone from Kentucky, the O’Reilly’s Autoparts thing is engrained in my mind because they have so many ads here.
@@beckettgarvin6250 shit my cousins in there might hate it too.
I can’t believe Kevin was in Africa 180,000 years ago, he looks great for his age
I'm ashamed this really made me laugh lmao it's such a good dad joke
this is on par with "They just flew in from ____, and boy their arms are tired"
This should be top comment.
Yes he does
Every ones ancestors are from Africa
I’ve literally never seen a 100% result before lmaoo. You’re the whitest dude I’ve ever seen
cause you're probably only watching americans do this test
Based
Titans of War i was gonna say demoman but then i remembered he’s scottish lmao
@@danielthewalrus420 sometimes I forget he's not Irish too lol
There are *black* Irish
"Likeliness to be hit by a car, very high"
Man, 23andMe is accurate.
me: makes joke before actually watching
kevin: makes joke in video
thanks kevin, killing my vibe over here
23 and me i scam
Normal TH-camrs: "Try not to laugh"
Kevin: "Try not to have an existential crisis from possible Alzheimer's"
How that can be funny enough to be a challange? It may be surprising, but there is no jokes and nothing funny in the test results
@@fgdbbddhhdhdj1591 you like boys
@@fgdbbddhhdhdj1591 big bruh moment
@@fgdbbddhhdhdj1591 ok even if this wasn't a whoosh moment, even from a logic standpoint this makes no sense. OP did not even say something like "try not to laugh from DNA tests, but "try not to have an existencial crisis"
The "try not to laugh" part was refering to "normal youtubers"
I believe that training your brain can decrease the risk of Alzheimer's (don't quote me on that) so as long as Kevin keeps playing cool math games he should be fine
"People with your genetic result can typically process alcohol normally."
Well, he's 100% Irish so
SDFG I JUST READ YOUR COMMENT WHEN HE JUST SAID THAT
Cyka Blyat OMG NOBODY CARES
@@Kwispygod I'm sorry...
Cyka Blyat oop
*120% irish
“I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% Irish.”
Why no comments
@@renameagain5808 because
@@renameagain5808 beacause
I took it and I am 99.4%Chinese and 0.6% Korean. LOL
@@potatonoodlebear8035 I’m too grossed out by spitting a bunch in a tube so I haven’t gotten mine done lol
Irishman : Is from Ireland
*Top 10 anime plot twists*
"Jim Pickens Vs Shaggy 100%"
*TOP TEN HARSHEST BEAT DOWNS IN ANIME*
i read this and thought you said twenty one pilots
wang tang how
@@connerhagerman2470 i saw top and and plot top being twenty one pilots and plot i thought was on3
Kevin: Does DNA test
DNA Test: You're Irish
Kevin: *Surprised Pikachu face*
I don't wanna be that guy but," surprised."
@@DeBuppy 😂
@@DeBuppy Surprised is the one word that always gets me, I think I've done it so much to the point my phone autocorrects it to suprised
@@spookyspino7367 lol
Tbh DNA tests is such an American thing whereas Europeans know who they are
Next video: Using a pregnancy test to see if I'm a man
positive pregnancy test on males might mean you've got a prostate cancer, tho' >.> Facts are fun, ain't they? :D
Don't give him ideas
@@ArinJager1 Wow thats amazing. Learn something new everyday
He has to now
Arin Jäger oh no
For anyone who's curious, he said spit 26 times.
oh yes! i had been pondering how many times this man has uttered the heavenly word, “spit”
M1A1 Abrams 3rd Generation MBT yes me too
Really? Damnit! I thought it was 27.
Yep agreed
Thank you, so much
This is why Kevin is the number one Irish youtuber.
He pays *two* hundred dollars to find out he's white.
he's not white. he's irish. white people used to discriminate irish folks.
@@cerebrumexcrement bruh
@@hatster401 he isn't wrong; at one point in time Irsh people weren't considered "white" in the effective sense, since well, in general race discrimination has never been hard and fast facts.
Many people considered white today weren't white in the pass. White, at one time, pretty much mean British and French people and that's it.
Irish people were seen as White but they were viewed as inferior to the English much like how us Welsh were and in some cases still are.
@@SimulationEvolve basically not racism, they just don't like the the irish
Throwback to an earlier video.
Kevin: Sorry I'm a mess, it's because... genetics.
Spore ?
@@seanisgone5413 A fellow man of culture. I applaud you 👏👏
@@gamingsolvesmyissues8192 thank you. And while you are at it...
A round of gwent?
@@seanisgone5413 I never say no
@@gamingsolvesmyissues8192 *nods happily*
Kevin disappointed that he is "boring" coz he is 100% Irish and stayed in the one place, while I'm fascinated that his family is definitely in the minority of surviving Gaelic Lordships and he has a traditional Irish surname despite the centuries of British colonisation. 😚✌
I'm also 100% 🇮🇪
yeah he made it through a whole ass famine and a civil war and a revolution (I failed history)
Are you surprised that there are people in India with Indian names despite British colonisation?
@@ThreadBomb English colonization of Ireland started 800+ years ago bruh that’s pretty different when it comes to cultural/ethnic implications (not that India wasn’t heavily impacted by colonialism)
@ThreadBomb second to what the other person said, Ireland is also a lot closer to Britain. British oppression of the Irish started hundreds of years before colonization outside of Europe.
"50/50 chance to have a fear of public speaking"
So, they just told you some statistics about the general public.
he's just the most generic white dude to ever have dna-ed
Expensive needless tests sounded more like a fake tarot card reader where everything is 50/50. You may be bald, you might not be bald. You might like mcdonalds, you might hate it. You're maybe predisposed to get alzheimer's, maybe not. Your eyes are sensitive to light sometimes too, right? Have problems going to the bathroom? lol The list is endless.
It seems like the DNA creeps are trying to get in your mind and tell you _how_ to be, instead of telling you any _real_ traits your family line might possess. Like reading Chinese zodiacs on take out menus. Each one sounds like me and each one applies to everyone else I know too. It's like everyones walking around with all 12 at once lmao.
It's all bs but it was neat seeing someone else do it. I think a person could cast dice or bones and come up with better answers than DNA bullies. Funny how old remedies tend to be better than new ones.
*Slightly increased risk of Alzheimer’s*
“Oh god I didn’t want to know this!”
Don’t worry, you won’t for long.....
I shouldn't be laughing 😂😂
alzheimers is scary though, I have a family that has a history of it as well.
All it means is when you get too old, remember to off yourself.
Horrible condition, hope they work out some more treatments that prevent or reduce it's effects before I get it too.
Oh shi-
@@Madhattersinjeans I don't know if it's alzheimer's, but my family is notoriously bad at connecting names to faces.
@WaluigiShrek Many other disease too. Food for thought
Kevin: im the palest guy on the planet
Also Kevin: i hope im part African
I know some white africans.... Just saying
I know it's a joke but my dad, for example, it's very pale but was born in Africa xD
(But the place of birth doesn't directly influence the skintone, both ny grandparents are white, they just happened to be in Africa at the time...)
Kevin lowkey waking up every day hoping some African genes kicked in.
_ahm bleck_
There's albinos in Africa
When Kevin says he was in Africa 180,000 years ago I just imagine Kevin wearing a sun hat in an African safari looking dazed and confused
So normal?
will he did blessed the cheese down in africa
Kevin looking about, saying "Gosh, it's really hot here. And so old!"
"less likely to sneeze after eating dark chocolate" ok
Didnt know that you can sneeze because of it. I only have it with strong bubblegum ong
Druffinieren same. But with strong watermelon bubblegum
Part of my family sneezes when eating chocolate, it looks random but it's real lol
Aye I finally got the 500th like
This is the funniest random human quirk I've ever heard
Both tests: "You are most definitely Irish."
Kevin: I _knew_ it!
Congrats on beating Jacksepticeye at being Irish, and your family at being a Neanderthal!
12:43 says he is 100% Kevin.
I beat my family too
@@jonnypballin oh
most Celtics are Neanderthals, myself included.
@@AdolfStalin a very small part*
His new signature is going to be "Call Me Kevin the 100% Irish youtuber with 2 million subscribers"
You mean "Call Me Kevin the 100% Irish TH-camr with 2,058,553 subscribers"
@@smileyguyz You mean "Call Me Kevin the 100% Irish TH-camr with 2,058,567 subscribers"
@@uvbe You mean Call Me Kevin the 100% Irish youtube with 2, 058, 551 subscribers
You're the only person I've ever seen that is a 100% something 😂
Conan o'Brien is 100% Irish.
I ~ n ~ c ~ e ~ s ~ t
He's what we call.....a pureblood
Martha Zhang That’s what Conan’s ancestors did during the civil war, apparently
Inbred
kevin is a sentient golem made entirely of clay harvested directly from the ground of cork, ireland
@Insomnia_Gaming The legends say his whole body is made out o' potaeto! They say when he touches water, the water turns tae guinness! Oh be jaysus, a real celtic god!
Ah yes, this Irishman seems to be made out of Ireland
Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor.
@@xXSUBJECT4Xx ah yes this subject seems to be made out of subject
Ah yes, the truth is made out of truth.
Hmm yes, this video is made out of video
Ah yes, this i fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you seems to be made out of i fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.
If RT does one and gets less than 100% Irish that means you are the only real Irish youtuber
What about nogla and terroriser
@@howdareyoudissmycheese9249 who?
Umm Jacksepticeye??
RT is part Canadian so...
1875HIBEESFC did you even watch this video????? Hes 30 something % British
"slightly higher odds of disliking cilantro"
Now, thats the information I was paying to know
You have a funny username xD
No tacos for Kevin sadly 😢
Did he use jacksepticeye's results in his thumbnail loool
the true shade
Ahahaha
today on youtube: watch a grown man spit into a vial for 15 minutes!
*Gamer Boi Spit*
@@cerealguy9012 Now that is merch I would buy.
@@juluisgaios2198 Make sure to drink it
wow
@@dalekcat I was thinkin in mixing it with my bathwater.
My fbi agent: watches me watch a grown man spit into a tube for four minutes*
His own fbi agent: wathes him watch you watch a grown man spilt into a vile for four minutes
His own fbi agent: what am I doing with my life?
Roy Sunshine man shut the fuck up did you not watch the simpsons movie 🙄
@@sc666 I've never seen any simpsons movie or TV episode in my life, ever. Could you tell me about it without any major spoilers?
its spelled "vial" btw
"My setup is way better."
>significant decrease in mic quality
This is the newest horror game “Do I have cancer?”
Light skinned man with the last name "O'Reilly"
100% Irish.
IMPOSSIBLE.
O rly
And red hair
6:28
"We were just going around in circles"
Yup, that's Kevin's people
Sounds about right 😂
Sounds extremely Irish. At it is not the Northern type.
That's why he's so fond of Beyblade
"You're 100% Irish." *later* "100% of your family members are also Irish." Hmm I never would've guessed.
"about a 50/50 chance of having a fear of public speaking"
...isn't that literally for everyone?
No.
no i love public speaking it gives me the attention that my parents never gave me!!! :)
@@irelandaintreal2945 Yeah but everyone either has a fear of public speaking or they don't, so it's a 50/50 chance for everyone :^)
@@HermanManly oh ok :D thanks for explaining!!
@@HermanManly that may make sense but isn't necessarily true. You cant just say as their are two options its a 50/50 chance. I could say everyone either has a fear of potatoes or they don't but that's not a 50/50 chance as I doubt there are many people who fear potatoes.
Kevin is the most pureblooded human being I've ever seen, there must be so much incest in his family
Seriously. How is it even possible?!
Ethan klein (h3h3) is the king of the Jews.His blood is pure
Humans are built to survive. If we are on an island, mating with a distance cousin is bound to happen to support the flourishment of the human race. 😅
5-8 cousins literally meant they were everything between 5-8
Gabriel Gato Delgado I'm actually from the Habsburgs...Soo we have a lot of incest
normal youtubers: here's my results from 23and me
kevin: watch me spit in this tube for 7 minutes
Kevin: I wonder what my ancestors were doing in Africa
Let’s not go there
Lmfaooo
180000 years ago....not during the slave trade
In Uganda, Wakaliwood movies make the best movies ever (on the same level as the Kill Joy trilogy), so if I had to guess, they're probably related to Kevin.
@@therealbricker Everyone in Uganda knows kung fu
They’re all Supa Fighters!
Kevin's a pure breed.
Kevin please challenge RT to a DNA fight
Who's the irishest
More like bore ragnarok
you misspelt spit fight
The better way to do it would be playing the Gaelic Games.
Plot twist jackceptieye is the least Irish youtuber and Kevin and rt get back the exact same results showing they are indeed the same person
Title should be: Man fills up containers of spit for 5 minutes and then ponders his existence
The fact I'm the first reply
The fact I'm the third reply
The fact I'm the fourth reply
The fact I'm the fifth reply .
The fact I'm going to die in approximately two seconds from a severe lack of vital organs
oh and also the fact i'm the sixth reply
"Less likely to sneeze after eating dark chocolate"
*Thank God*
Now you’re finally able to claim the throne of Irish TH-cam. Jackspedicey doesn’t stand a chance
How to properly clean your metal computer I see you everywhere-
69 😎
What about terroriser
@@Mimikyu103 but you're also everywhere, if you see him everywhere
You forgot his clone, RTGame.
Are we not gonna talk about "less likely to sneeze after eating dark chocolate"
Magical Trash I didn’t even know that was a thing!
My mum sneezes when she's drinking red wine so I can imagine
do people normally sneeze after eating dark chocolate? Is that a gene?
i actually sneeze after i eat milk chocolate..always wondered if there was any correlation to me eating chocolate and the sneezing.dont know about dark chocolate as i dont eat it though..
I didn’t even know that was important enough to measure in DNA tests...or any tests.
"I feel like Belle Delphine or something" -> Gamer Boi Spit
I learned that Kevin is the most genetically boring man I've ever seen but the most personally interesting man I've ever seen
“You know spitting is one of me few skills” *a minute later* “I’m not an expert at spit”
He just took a DNA test
Turns out he's 100% Irish
Reminds me of when my mom's friend did it and he only had British isles and Scandinavia in his results
No shit lmao
Idk why I had such a chuckle to this but I did
Herman T hes inbred 😂
I had 100% British Isles. :/
“Im more Neanderthal than I am linked to them” 😂
You need to find RT game and compare “Irishness”
NotJarJar he said in a stream that he’s got Canadian in him (I think it was the Irish Minecraft stream with him, Kevin, and Sean), due to his mom being Canadian, so I think Kevin wins.
@@violetscrypt You do pose a fair point, but, i have no argument to back up how Irish RT Game is here, so you win.
@Erin S She's probably a native.
@@violetscrypt Well yeah, native as in she's born in Canada, but her ancestors might not be native Americans
I remember the three of them did a video thing a while back where they compared results from DNA tests. Everyone (especially the fanbases) expected Jack to be the most Irish, followed by RT and then Kevin, but the results showed it was the other way around. Kevin was 100% Irish, RT was around 80% as I recall and Jack was close to 65%.
Kevin, you should know, to be 100% anything is extremely rare and most likely is the result of generations of incest...
Edit: Oh wow this took off. Anyway Kevin love your stuff keep up the great work , the past and your ancestry are interesting but you are your own person and set your own path. You be you. Love you man.
Conan O'Brian had the same result and that's what they told him. It's here on youtube.
So, if his ancestors never left Ireland, and never had kids with foreigners, it's incest?
There is nothing wrong with being with your cousin, or 2nd 3rd 4th cousin.
Besides that, you can be 100% of a race without incest, just never have kids with foreigners, and only have kids with those who have no foreigner blood.
@@electrokinesis_9729 it's VERY rare now an days to be anything over 80% DNA wise
@Godless X his family tree is a fucking pentagram
@@electrokinesis_9729 3rd of 4th cousin what the fuck mr alabama
Wow past Kevin did something good for once, he invented electricity!
Naa that idiot didn't even know he was 100% Irish! What an idiot! XD
@Matthew Klett It was so that he could bring his horrors to 'light.'
@@denote7398 shut
@@denote7398 Those are just his eyes, face, head, neck and body.
I edited this comment because I'm an idiot.
past kevin vs future kevin is the only 2019 conflict i enjoy
did i actually just watch kevin spit for 5 minute straight
watching a 25 year old man spit in 2 tubes for 5 minutes is not what i thought i would be doing on august 29th at 2:29am
I'm avoiding an essay so that's my 3am watching-a-guy-spit excuse lol
It's uh, September 11th for me, I didn't expect this either
i wanna die that is oddly specific
It's not what I expected to be doing December 11th at 3:20am.
Yet here we are.
Edit: 3:21am sorry.
This wasn't what I was expecting on New Year's Eve
Damn, just imagine a world without Kevin, no internet, no lights, no phones..
wow thank you so much Kevin!
Past Kevin, present Kevin and future Kevin in a battle royale
Without Kevin, Kevin wouldn’t exist
So Kevin is the one to blame.. Have you seen that Ted talk by Mr. Kaczynski?
Kevin in 2 days: Hey there friends how's it going my names Kevin and today I'm going to be doing a DNA test
This joke almost flew over my head
@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 this DID fly over my head
@Squishling WHAT IS THE JOKE
HAHAHAHA
@@freyalouise9862 please tell me what the joke is
"How can one person produce this much spit?"
- King George has entered the chat
"Likely can smell"
WOAH THAT'S ACCURATE!!!!!!!
Their is actually a "colour blindness" but for smell
@@TheCinderfang My mum can't smell anything. I was fine as a kid but some point around hitting 20 my sense of smell went out the window too.
@@MsMaggyW I'm lucky that it's not too bad for me but I can only tell if milk is bad after almost a full glass drank lol
@@MsMaggyWg nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnññññnnnnnññnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnonn⁵5⁶5555⁵⁵
@@MsMaggyW Wait, if you can't smell, you can't feel tastes either? Smell and taste should be connected.
HAHA kevin can now claim he's biggest *real* Irish youtuber
Noah Wattel doesn’t Conan count as a TH-camr now and he’s also inbred
kevin: "i how it doesn't say i'm going to die soon"
youtube: plays ad for nursing home
i feel like i would’ve failed my dna test
I read “likely ring finger longer” as “likely ring of Fire”
Love is a burning thing
For when your loved one K-pops the question.
@@pancake7117 and it makes a fiery ring
Doesn't "long ring finger" also mean you have a long something else?
@@jayked1444 no
Imagine seeing your related to Kevin 😂
That would put a damper on my plan to seduce him... =/
sadly pretty unlikely based on trust ive build up in my family im 75% Belgian and 25% Croatian
sadness noises
@@WingerB17
If you let that stop you it's your fault. ¶~¶
*you’re
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!
Kevin: "thank me for inventing electricity"
Founding fathers: say sike right now
thank god for the comment section I hid here while he spit
"My setup is a lot better"
Mic : "Am I a joke to you...?"
Yes
Wow, Kevin, I had no idea that you were Irish! That's so interesting!
Take a shot every time Kevin says spit
Mmmm... Alcohol poisoning
Yes, 26 shots.. lmao
Hopefully I have a neanderthal history of being able to not flush after drinking alcohol
@@jasonfoster3111 You won't get alcohol poisoning from that amount though
therapist: African kevin doesn't exist
African Kevin:☻
me: AHHhHHhhhH
Soooooo.... black face kevin?
black face is indeed scary
@@screeeee6171 indeed😂
Next video:
I sold my gamer boi spit on eBay *NOT CLICKBAIT*
No
@@mmello68 Yes
@@mmello68 oh yes
I’d buy his spit
“I am a trained doctor”
Let us pray for Kevin’s patients
*Victims
@@jimbles717 **Surprise Volunteers
@@romanminaster5180 ***unwilling subjects
Safiya Anyone remembers how he treated amnosia by hitting people with cars?
Ray Valentine fucking shut up**
No one:
23 and Me: “YOU ARE AN ELITE POWER ATHLETE!!!”
Me: Gee, I sure love eating while watching youtube. I'll have my favorite meal, and I'll watch my favorite youtuber, Kevin.
Kevin: Ok so for my DNA test, I need to fill this huge tube with spit. Watch me do it. It'll take a while. Wow, look at these massive amounts of drool!
Well we couldn't even eat without spit, so its very fitting.
Kevin: "Today we're gonna learn a little more about me"
We know all we need to know. We're your friends, and your name is Kevin.
@Night Rocc wholesome
Jim Pickens Does DNA kit:
News: DNA lab explodes in chemical disaster!
*Jim Pickens the man behind the chernobyl disaster*
"Dmitri! this is kerosene!!!"
E- Unit the world can’t handle such knowledge
@Unknown User actually the rads killed a lot more, and by spreading around the whole eurasian continent the people got contaminated and we don't know how many died because of it, but who cares Jim Pickens made a cult and destroyed the world without breaking a sweat
Chernobyl
Wow I’m so glad to see you have built your channel back up I hadn’t realized you started making videos again! I literally created my account to subscribe to you.
2:54 when he said oh no who else thought he caught his finger also by the sound it made?
Kevin: Yay I have no cancer risk!
**Takes up smoking and starts eating junk food every day**
you know that cancer is hereditary, right ?
@@mitkodoichev3084 not entirely, smoking gives you lung cancer for example
@@TheRedNaxelaTH-cam not automatically, but it increases your chances.
Kevin smokes?
@@TheRedNaxelaTH-cam if dont have cancer in your family the chances are 25-30% to get it
I was honestly expecting at some point in this video Kevin to just go *wow look at that.... I'm 90% murderer*
Except I'm pretty sure that natural selection takes care of many of them before they decide to settle down and start a family.
Congratulations! Youre the most devolved! :D
Mine would just say under health “please go to the ER immediately”
the fact that you have sims music in the background is a subtle but hilarious joke.
dna test gonna come back with "i love your videos and watch it all the time
One thing both tests forgot:
He has the DNA of a fatal illness called living which results in a 100% death rate.
You being 100% Irish and also have an incredible singing voice proves my point that all Irish people are angels and have the voice of Angels
Kevin: “I’ll probably have a better set up”
Future Kevin: *instantly has bad audio*
Imagane having the same ancestors and one turns out to be benjamin franklin and one turns out to be kevin..
Who's Benjamin Frankil?
@@toopadoopa232 lol didnt even notice the mistake
And you are Jim
@@LukaZorko lol
U edited it lol
2:06 Was that the House Building Theme!? Hell yeah! Love RDR 2
Spitting and Drooling are my best skills. Another great video!
23andMe and Ancestry must be overjoyed that they're getting this amazing free advertizing.
Especially the part where he keeps mentioning no health organisation actually recommends any of this, right? Or do you mean the part where they find out that Kevin is super Irish, which you could find out by watching a ten minute video of his?
Any of these DNA tests I see around proves to me this is just a novel way of grifting.
@@tyrosine87 I... was making a joke.
Didnt Kevin say he's got sponsored videos coming up? Could this be one of them?
@Theodore Pinnock (((23andme))) (((Ancestry)))
@@tyrosine87 I haven't bothered taking one of these tests because each test varies in results he could take another test from a different company and be 70% Irish I just think they make crap up a lot of the time lmao that or these tests are extremely unreliable.
“Better set up”
Mic downgraded by 71,23%
Cant Like the Post because you will get over 71% :D
Watching your results made me anxious haha!
I love the videos where you branch out from video games. Video game videos are amazing of course but this kind of content is v cool
I loved the subtle representation of the Irish flag with his second shirt and backdrop. Only the 100% Irish TH-cam could do this haha
Em 12344 and white skin lmao
I wonder if any of those like 5th to 8th cousins have been watching Kevin and just found out
Oooh that would've been an owo moment. Maybe there's a couple but I imagine people who watch Kevin are not the kinda people to do these tests
@@aliveslice i took the tests and i watch kevin >:)
@@willarooo so, are you related?)
mental I don’t believe so unfortunately
I actually really enjoyed this video (along with every other video of yours) it's cool just you allowing us to learn more about you as a person. Great job😁
23 and me: You have an increased risk of getting breast cancer.
Kevin: Ah good ok, wait WHAT?!
9:37 “Slightly higher odds of disliking cilantro”
I love how weirdly specific that is
Apparently theres a gene that makes cilantro taste like soap.
@@ericarutkowski2966 yah, my mom has that lolol
I also have the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap. It's so gross.
is there a gene that makes it taste worse than soap? If so, I have that.
Cilantro is good af