I don't know what disgusts me more: the fact that I actually made my parents pay money to let me see this movie as a child or the fact that I actually enjoyed it as a child
It is no secret that the Mike Myers cat makeup turned out the way it did, because well Rick Baker was supposed to be onboard to do the makeup (Baker even did a design for the cat, it's in the book 'Metamorphosis',) but due to conflincts and Mike Myers (yeah personality-wise Mike tends to be a perfectionist) he got scewed over on it and replaced with Steve Johnson (and yes the same Steve Johnson who is married to Linnea Quigley). Oh yeah, because when I think of Dr Seuss come to life I think of The Island Of Doctor Moreau (1996), The Howling, Greystone, Bad Moon and Poultergeist: The Legacy.
Man, where do I start with this absurd movie... Here's where I'm going to start pointing out absurd jokes that shouldn't be in a child's film by any means. 11:47, a boner joke. 16:20, a really bad pun joke referring a prostitute.16:44, a crotch shot crude humor joke and the scene that shows the character being a lady after being hit on the crotch. 19:38, an easily solved bad joke that translates, "shit". 20:46, a sexuality joke showing a chick dressing hot. And not to mention all the stereotypical jokes that are quite handled poorly therefore being racist. Yup, this movie is offensive alright, I feel bad for the parents bringing their kids to the theater when this movie first came out and not realizing that there are a lot of absurd jokes that the kids wouldn't understand, but the parents can. What's the rating for this movie exactly?
You missed the half-bleeped swear word (not said in the interview). He says "Son of a Biiii-". Just how. The fuck. Do you get away with a half bleeped swear word, let alone the other five jokes that you mentioned, in a Dr. Seuss film? And to be fair, the jokes critic said in response to these inappropriate jokes are funnier (the count joke specifically was funnier than the "hoe" and "shit" joke). This movie is a piece of shit and a waste of time.
Andrew Heaney You're right about that. But this movie is pretty old, so I don't think they know what clean jokes to use at that time. The newer Dr. Seuss movies don't have as many dirty jokes. Quite obvious the older ones have a bit of those dirty jokes.
My mother won't let anyone in my family watch this movie anymore because I watched it with her when I was a kid. When your kids movie is being banned from watching by a parent OF KIDS, then you're doing something wrong
Coolman Hahn My mom took me to see this when it first came out and she (rightfully) thought it was vulgar. She was being too nice... I didn't even understand any of the "jokes" in it, probably from being too young. It just bends my mind trying to figure out what diseased, corporate, worm-riddled, fried, diluted mind interpreted this trash as a kid's movie. Also, every word Doug said was true...until he reviewed this, I had completely forgotten about it but remembered the good old classic books from my childhood. One strange thing though, and I'm not defending it in the least, but there was a book that came out after this movie that was more like the old Cat in the Hat. It followed scenes from the movie but didn't have all that adult crap in it. I only know that because my younger cousin had it.
The one thing that I find really interesting about this movie, is the contrast of colors. There's always a color in the frame in that's contrasting with another almost opposite color in the same frame.
Thank you for keeping this up. I went back to watch this on Channel Awesome and he'd edited out the scene with the unicorn because of copyrighted music. It kinda ruined the joke where he called Evilena with his existential crisis lol.
You described the Cat's actor the way I describe Pewdiepie, someone who's not as funny as we call him because of how repetitious he is. He's not bad, but not as good as we thought either. And that's the story of how the Gamewiz offended the largest part of the internet and died.
5:40 Kid: "I wish I had a different mom.." Mom: "Well sometimes I wish the same thing.." *Sooo.. she wishes she had a different mom too?? That makes no sense!*
eating raw faces is my least favorite thing to do. She didn't say it wrong, he said ''I wish I had a different mom'' she said ''me too'' She's in agreement with the notion that he should have a different mom, meaning she doesn't want to be his mother.
+YTWarrior100 at least in the Lorax the message that gets sledgehammerd to kids was the same, the voice expressions were both, just, aweful but a VERY small amount of what Dr Seuss originally intrended ended up in the (TFG IT WAS AT LEAST ANIMATED) movie
I just got that hit-in-the-balls joke. He gets hit in the balls, and now his balls are gone (hence cutting to him in a dress). It took several years but now I understand the joke, if that's what you want to call it. Of course, it doesn't make it any funnier.
PipeBomb416 "What does my family credenza look like? " "It's vintage!" "And?" "It's three handled and moss covered!" "Does it look like a BITCH?" "What?" * BANG * "OHHH GOD!"
Audrey Geisel really didn't like that movie and decided to forbid anymore of Dr. Seuss's work from becoming live action movies, which later caused the filmmakers to turn Dr. Seuss books into purely computer animated movies. Maybe Jeffrey Katzenberg would do the same as Audrey, but forbid Hollywood from turning anymore cute animal cartoons into live action movies.
+J. Hanna I felt that way about this movie and the live action Grinch movie as a kid. It wasn't direct hatred, it was just that I got a bad feeling about the movies whenever I watched them or when someone brought them up. Now I just hate them.
I bought this movie recently to watch as a joke. Looking back at it now, I forgot how much of a fever dream it was. Still hilarious to watch. I also have Foodfight and Pixels as reviewed by the critic which sit at the same terms XD
Mike Myers is just like Minecraft: Not bad, but not as good as everyone builds it up to be. Its good when you first play it, but then it becomes extremely repetitive, and needs external support (mods & adventure maps) to hold your attention for long periods of time. Come at me MC Fanboys, I fuqing dare you.
I'll give it a shot. Could it be that the reason you became so bored with it is because you aren't very creative? I think to enjoy it you have to be able to come up with new creative things to design and build. I find it extremely fun to collaborate with a friend on a cool idea and then spend several hours building something. Problem solving on how to fix certain things and then when it's completed showing off our work to other people. You may just not have the talent for it :P I see the game as more of a tool for creative people to give life to their ideas. It is, in it's essence, very simple. And if you aren't someone who has a great imagination I can see why your interest in it would fade. I suppose that does bring up a good question: if the game on it's own is extremely simple, but can give life to great art if put in the hands of imaginative people, does that technically make it a great game? It's best quality comes from the talent of the people who play it, so does that mean the game is just average but the people who play it are what's great? Or does it being a simple, accessible medium for creation and expression make it a brilliant concept and tool and therefor a brilliant game? It's really interesting.
BlackSheepCherried Oh, trust me I can be plenty creative. All the time I am creating different senarios and alternative playstyles. But that's Minecraft's biggest fault: you need to create your own chalanges. This isn't bad, it just gets tiring after awhile.
As a guy who plays Minecraft often and has a large group of friends that play it with me as well, I can confirm everything you said was absolutely 100% correct, Silver.
Watching these reviews makes me glad my favorite Dr. Seuss book _The Butter Battle Book_ hasn't be butchered in a hollywood movie...and I hope it stays that way...
Pop culture references and juvenile toilet jokes don't represent Dr. Seuss's legacy. That said, this movie wouldn't have been as bad as it was if it didn't use the Cat in the Hat brand and characters to make it. But as it is, it is a hot pandering mess.
I believe there are two versions of a "cash in". N°1 is a good cash in (Eg star was episode 7, jurrasic world), thos are cash in's that have the same story from their first film but change things up and modernise some things for a new generation to enjoy, the 2nd one are bad cash in's (Eg cat in the hat, lorax, any michael bay movie with an 80s cartoon slapped on it), those ones are completely diffrenet with barely anything relating to the original source, desperately adding repetitive/immature jokes in (Eg shit, sexual jokes), and usually slapping on the name of the original content onto it so it can make so much money with little to no effort into it.
If it makes you feel better Critic, Dr Seuss's widow was so disgusted by this film that she forbade anymore live-action versions of her husband's work, which is impressive since she sold the film rights to Universal in the first place!
wait wait wait she sold the Dr Seuss licenses for film rights? Why would she do that you know I would love to go back in time and tell her if you do this you will get shitty adaptations
I know, and that's what they should have wrote in the script. Not "I wish the same thing". Otherwise it sounds like Joan wishes she had a different mother too.
*MrGabeanator* Shinobi Pizza is pointing out how the context makes the scene sounds, and he's got a point. it DOES sound like she wishes she had a different mother too
I think the one joke in this movie that made me laugh was: Boy: Wow! Can I drive? Cat: I dunno, there's this little voice inside my head that's saying, "This is a bad idea", but I can hardly hear that little voice because at the same time an even louder voice is screaming, "LET THE TWELVE-YEAR-OLD DRIVE!!"
23:21 - 24:23 What you said was beautiful. This doesn't just describe Dr. Seuss' books, but everything that makes literature and the art world in general great, from older books and fine arts to children's books and media. I love your jokes when critiquing these films, but it was really touching and heart-warming to hear this
Masturbating Lettuce I know. You're talking about Rachel Tietz. Yeah, there's quite a few girls in the League of Super Critics that are easy on the eyes.
Also, ironically enough, in the special "In Search of Dr. Seuss", Matt Frewer as the Cat was murmuring about how he feared that the Dr. Seuss books would be exploited for making product placements, like Grinch-burgers or Lorax-cars. Well, look at where we are now...
The Dr. Seuss Books also have big political meanings to them: Green eggs and ham = The Allegory of the Cave: A famous chapter from The Republic of Plato that all Dystopia movies and novels are rooted to, about how the fear of the unknown hinders the development of an informed opinion and how we perceive and understand our reality. Yurtle the Turtle represents the Dangers of Hitler. The Lorax is the importance of environmental awareness in an industrialized society. How the Grinch Stole Christmas represents the Psychological implications of holiday-motivated materialism. And The Butter Battle Book that was quite obviously a metaphor for the cold war and the tragic futility of a nuclear arms race.
+Jaceblue04 Okay, off-topic question/observation: Wtf is up with all the TH-cam accounts using Little Pony things for avatars? It seems it's either that or some random Japanese cartoon character's face. Is it a millennial thing? Why? What's the appeal? Are you "bronies" really that serious? And do we have millions of "Eggs" (white people who desperately want to be Japanese) who worship their anime to this degree? This can't be real life. I wonder what an ISIS member would have to say about this phenomenon.
That's how Mike Myers humor works. He makes a joke, laughs. Then realized the joke pertains to him. Or has some other negative reaction. This is evident throughout Wayne's World and Austin Powers. It is true that in a movie like this, it falls flat because of two main factors: 1. The overall tone of the movie. 2. The supporting cast.
+HampshireNutjob You got lucky. My mum made me stay and watch it. Mostly because she paid for the ticket and hated wasting money. Still, it was a miserable experience for me and my little brother and she ended up buying us ice cream afterwards as an apology.
jill hanki im not hating on ALL bronys. just the hardcore fanboys who get rock hard from seeing them. you can thank the horse fuckers for giving your community a bad name other bronys: Im fine with
You know how Japanese commercials are really weird, confusing and random, especially to people who don't speak Japanese, but we love them? This film is like that, except no one likes it, and it's not funny.
I kinda think the only thing that really ruined the movie were the dirty jokes written in Mike's script. The special effects were absurds (in a good way), the puns werent half-bad and the acting was quite colorful and stereotypically hilarious.
I know that feeling, I left the movie theater dissapointed. Alsom try watching The Legend of Korra, if you look at it with a new perspective instead of compare to the Last Airbender like many numbskulls does, i'm sure you will like it =)
I couldn't look at the book again. And I couldn't look at the Last Airbender show. I cried to sleep after i saw both. In fact, when i was at the movie seeing the Cat in the Hat, i cried out loud.
Mhm girl. And that speech he gave at the end about the timelessness of the story and how focus groups ruin innovative thinking in favor of profit was beautiful.
Not going to lie: I LOVED this movie as a kid. And I still can't bring myself to dislike it as a whole, mostly due to nostalgia (obviously). I know it has a lot of flaws with character development, acting, story, conflict and staying true to source.... but I just CAN'T hate it!
I've always hated that style of humor that just says "isn't funny how nothing I say is funny?" No. You're just not funny, Ray Williams Johnson. Oh sorry, did that slip out?
God dam I loved this movie when I was a kid, it came out when I was three and my poor parents had to sit and watch it with me over and over again as I screamed "your fired" at the top of my lungs.
fghdkjlfkghfc I am assuming that is some sort of reference I don't get, or is rock a term for a professional wrestler? I wouldn't know these things lol.
I actually remember liking this film as a kid. I was in second grade & have read the original dr. Seuss book, I never questioned the keys jingling in my face untill this review.
Conrad: I wish I had another mother. Mother: Well sometimes, I wish the same thing. Me: Wait, so she wants another mother? That explains her abusive behaviour...
And thats, people, it's why many people hates bronies - YOU ARE POSTING THIS EVERYWHERE. Oh, a thread about vaccum cleaners? I will post some bronies! -_-
***** Oh dude holy shit! What's up man, fancy seeing you here. Last time I saw you you were insulting anime fans and here you are insulting the brony fanbase. Guess old habits die hard. Well continue on, don't mind me, I'll just spectate.
Am I the only person who loved this movie? I mean maybe it just clicked with my sense of humor, and of course mike myers is amazing. But I mean its not like theres a lot of story in the actual book to make a movie out of.
I liked it too; I found myself looking forward to the next crazy costume the Cat in the Hat would use next. It also showed how an initially dysfunctional family all learned to have fun together while the toxic love interest was removed from the picture.
Mickey- 2 Mouse-2 The best compromise I can think of are videos of people reading the original book but using dramatic framing and sound effects to enhance the mood.
Some of these Bronies are pissed at NC for shooting a MLP toy, just calm down it's only a toy, alright. Also these Bronies are talking more about MLP here, than the actual review itself. A video just has to mention MLP for a few seconds and the Bronies start talking about MLP in the comments. Damn this is one crazy fandom I'm apart of.
For being an obvious brony yet making true and honest statements defying the ones in these comments jerking off to said ponies, you have my infinite respect.
Myers was practically forced to be in this movie after losing a lawsuit to Universal Studios or something like that. Guess that explains why he's not so enthusiastic or energetic. He probably hated the movie as much as we do.
Give him credit, he TRIED to work with the material they gave him. Key word is tried. Goes to show you can have the best actors in the industry and even they can't make something unfunny funny.
MarkC18 Yeah, he gave it his best shot (despite only doing it to get Universal Studios out of his hair), but the lines he was supposed to say and the other disgusting stuff didn't help.
from 22:29 - 22:56 of the video this can go to almost every modern cartoon today. examples being stuffed like the new Powerpuff Girls and Teen Titans Go.
MysteriousMrEnter- More nostalgic (ironically) because he is the first great reviewer I have ever seen, and he is more to the point and serious. Nostalgia Critic- Much funnier than Enter, and has cute little plots to his videos. People, I believe we have a tie!
I've done some thinking and I think I got it, about the bat-in-the-crotch segment with Cat as a girl in a frilly atmosphere, it's Cat's thoughts of his crotch whacked so hard that he lost it and temporarily he feels a vagina, therefore the girly scene shows.
Ooooooo I think I know y Cuz I’m the contract reviewing Scene we see a paper saying the cat in neautered that means he can’t have babies that means he is not a he but... A SHE DUN DUN DUN
Wasabeeeeee12145 Yes, because as we all know, they are very real, very experienced movie critics who never nitpick little things no one gives a shit about.
Ryuuji Latham I dont get all of the hate that Crowe got in Les Mis. I love his singing, actually he's my favorite singer in the movie behind Hugh Jackman.
i swear Hollywood is scraping the bottom of the barrel for movies they are making A TETRIS MOVIE!!! TETRIS the simplest game out there how could that make a half decent movie
I agree that most of the video game movies: legend of Zelda movie was 60 bad 40 good and Mario bros was really bad, wreck it ralph was decent but this is a trend movie based off an actual videogame WILL BECOME GARBAGE.
Two unfortunate trends of the movie industry: Video game movies and Dr. Seuss movies will almost always suck, and if they don't suck, they'll just be ok
Not that simple, actually. Tetris actually has a lot of psychological gameplay going on in it. But that's not the point, and the point you made is pretty correct.
Wait are you sure? Can I have a link to this insane idea of a "movie" based game because I'll go to Hollywood right now and hand in a application and become a movie producer while making Billion off a movie based of... idk Fucking pong. yeah, that will bring the demographic in with alot of support of the fans and might as well include some dick jokes and some references that doesn't even relate to the game. Oh I'm Mad? Yes I am because that's literally the stupidest shit I have ever heard. No ... Fuck Hollywood, I'm going back to fuck to sleep ... A movie about Tetris ... can't even get a Dr.Seuss movie right ...
+cybertek3188 You know it's bad when the Taiwanese parliament joke is the part I actually found funny. Also Sean Hayes? Really? What the hell happened?
Did you know, there was a planned sequel for this movie? Yeah, the guy who accepted this said he didn't want any more live-action Dr Seuss films after this shit. So then the sequel was cancelled. And I used to like this! :D *Riot breaks out and i'm murdered in the confusion*
Also Audrey Geisel, the widow of Dr. Seuss who owns the rights to all of his books, decided after this thing that she would not allow any more live action adaptions his work. She saw how rubbish this was and how the critics saw it for how terrible it was.
I don't know what disgusts me more: the fact that I actually made my parents pay money to let me see this movie as a child or the fact that I actually enjoyed it as a child
James Michel same
James Michel Thankfully I was old enough to recognize that this was crap when it was released.
I never saw it because the Cat in the Hat freaked me out
James Michel same
James Michel As a kid I don't remember liking it, but just watching it with a blank stare like it was roadkill
I think Nicholas Cage would have been a perfect role for the Cat in the Hat.
Then it would have changed from a kids movie to a horror movie.
Patrick Donnolley Then I would have definitely paid money to see that.
Even if it had the exact same script, I think with Cage in the role it would've been fucking hilarious.
Morbius Fitzgerald Yeah except with a forced comedic cat in the hat. It will be a psychotic cat in the hat
At least we'd be able to see Cage go "Full" Cage.
The shitty pop song is actually a cover of an original Beatles' track, "Getting Better". This movie really destroyed everything.
"Everyone else looks like a demon possessed Hungry,Hungry Hippo!!!"
ROFL..Best comment ever.
It is no secret that the Mike Myers cat makeup turned out the way it did, because well Rick Baker was supposed to be onboard to do the makeup (Baker even did a design for the cat, it's in the book 'Metamorphosis',) but due to conflincts and Mike Myers (yeah personality-wise Mike tends to be a perfectionist) he got scewed over on it and replaced with Steve Johnson (and yes the same Steve Johnson who is married to Linnea Quigley). Oh yeah, because when I think of Dr Seuss come to life I think of The Island Of Doctor Moreau (1996), The Howling, Greystone, Bad Moon and Poultergeist: The Legacy.
That speech at 23:21 though... I started crying. (cue well-deserved slow clap) Well done, Critic... Well done. :')
Man, where do I start with this absurd movie... Here's where I'm going to start pointing out absurd jokes that shouldn't be in a child's film by any means. 11:47, a boner joke. 16:20, a really bad pun joke referring a prostitute.16:44, a crotch shot crude humor joke and the scene that shows the character being a lady after being hit on the crotch.
19:38, an easily solved bad joke that translates, "shit". 20:46, a sexuality joke showing a chick dressing hot. And not to mention all the stereotypical jokes that are quite handled poorly therefore being racist. Yup, this movie is offensive alright, I feel bad for the parents bringing their kids to the theater when this movie first came out and not realizing that there are a lot of absurd jokes that the kids wouldn't understand, but the parents can. What's the rating for this movie exactly?
You missed the half-bleeped swear word (not said in the interview).
He says "Son of a Biiii-". Just how. The fuck. Do you get away with a half bleeped swear word, let alone the other five jokes that you mentioned, in a Dr. Seuss film? And to be fair, the jokes critic said in response to these inappropriate jokes are funnier (the count joke specifically was funnier than the "hoe" and "shit" joke). This movie is a piece of shit and a waste of time.
Andrew Heaney You're right about that. But this movie is pretty old, so I don't think they know what clean jokes to use at that time. The newer Dr. Seuss movies don't have as many dirty jokes. Quite obvious the older ones have a bit of those dirty jokes.
My mother won't let anyone in my family watch this movie anymore because I watched it with her when I was a kid. When your kids movie is being banned from watching by a parent OF KIDS, then you're doing something wrong
Coolman Hahn My mom took me to see this when it first came out and she (rightfully) thought it was vulgar. She was being too nice... I didn't even understand any of the "jokes" in it, probably from being too young. It just bends my mind trying to figure out what diseased, corporate, worm-riddled, fried, diluted mind interpreted this trash as a kid's movie. Also, every word Doug said was true...until he reviewed this, I had completely forgotten about it but remembered the good old classic books from my childhood. One strange thing though, and I'm not defending it in the least, but there was a book that came out after this movie that was more like the old Cat in the Hat. It followed scenes from the movie but didn't have all that adult crap in it. I only know that because my younger cousin had it.
-84553 shit brown stars
The one thing that I find really interesting about this movie, is the contrast of colors. There's always a color in the frame in that's contrasting with another almost opposite color in the same frame.
Thank you for keeping this up. I went back to watch this on Channel Awesome and he'd edited out the scene with the unicorn because of copyrighted music. It kinda ruined the joke where he called Evilena with his existential crisis lol.
When count dracula counted 8 I was dying XD
No i grew up on blues clues and veggietales
That speech the Critic gave at the end was ON POINT incredible!
yes he hit the nail on the head 100%
I agree completely oh and thanks talkingtaco27
He literally summed up every bad reboot/remake
We can only HOPE that this movie disappears from public consciousness...
Nostalgia Critic watching Cat in the Hat with Satan's daughter. Where am I?
The Internet?
+Sailor Italy Then where's the weed, illuminati, and screaming children?
FlyingWalrus 16:45, 14:57 and 7:45
+Sailor Italy Fair enough. But where's the illuminati and the noscope montages?
+FlyingWalrus And Malachite as a hollywood executive.
That girl is extremely fucking cute.
She really is. Whenever she was on screen I focused on her face only.
+avirx8 suuuuuuuuure 🌚
Mason Roberts
What do you mean by that?
I want to take this out of context!
+avirx8 That's kind of creepy the way you admitted that
You described the Cat's actor the way I describe Pewdiepie, someone who's not as funny as we call him because of how repetitious he is. He's not bad, but not as good as we thought either.
And that's the story of how the Gamewiz offended the largest part of the internet and died.
Yay! You died!
Yeesh.
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I'm spriting right now. In fact, it's one of Kaylan's new drawings. It's going pretty well so far. Wanna google+?
Gamewiz ! Yes
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5:40
Kid: "I wish I had a different mom.."
Mom: "Well sometimes I wish the same thing.."
*Sooo.. she wishes she had a different mom too?? That makes no sense!*
lol I never noticed that before XD
She means she wishes he had a different mom too. As in, she wishes she wasn't his mother, think about it.
I know that's what it was supposed to mean in context; it just sounded weird.
I thought the same thing
eating raw faces is my least favorite thing to do. She didn't say it wrong, he said ''I wish I had a different mom'' she said ''me too''
She's in agreement with the notion that he should have a different mom, meaning she doesn't want to be his mother.
DR Seuss books vs DR Seuss movies equals original Teen Titans vs Teen Titans Go
+Murderous King Boo Not really. This was the only actual atrocity of a Dr Seuss movie. The rest really aren't that bad.
***** NEW LORAX
Murderous King Boo While it's not that great, it still isn't horrible like this film.
+YTWarrior100
at least in the Lorax the message that gets sledgehammerd to kids was the same, the voice expressions were both, just, aweful but a VERY small amount of what Dr Seuss originally intrended ended up in the (TFG IT WAS AT LEAST ANIMATED) movie
eating raw faces is my least favorite thing to do. It's not terrible at all compared to this film.
BUT THE CHART SAYS
FORGET THE CHART!!!
WE NEED THE CHART DAMMIT!!!
pixelslayerr (Turns off the chart)
DAMMIT
but the chart says
I just got that hit-in-the-balls joke. He gets hit in the balls, and now his balls are gone (hence cutting to him in a dress). It took several years but now I understand the joke, if that's what you want to call it. Of course, it doesn't make it any funnier.
YOU... SHOULD GET... AN AWARD!!!
I thought the exact same thing. Still not funny, though.
thanks,you've made everyone who's read your comment DUMBER,you've doomed us all!
Wait really? That's horrible oh my god as if this movie weren't already bad enough
Ok, knowing that somehow makes it worse.
Imagine Samuel L Jackson as cat in the hat
Bubble Bass
Boy: "Get out of our hou-"
Sam in the Hat: "I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!"
PipeBomb416 "And you will KNOW my name is THE CAT IN THE HAT when I LAY my vengeance upon thee."
PipeBomb416 "I have had it with this motherfucking fish in this motherfucking house!" - Samuel Lion Catson.
PipeBomb416 Someone needs to write fanfiction about this.
PipeBomb416 "What does my family credenza look like? "
"It's vintage!"
"And?"
"It's three handled and moss covered!"
"Does it look like a BITCH?"
"What?"
* BANG *
"OHHH GOD!"
I can't believe I enjoyed this as a kid...
+Joe Carne Who the fuck am I kidding, I still laugh!
Ugh.
+Joe Carne Awkward.
Very...
It could have been better... but not much better, only slightly.
That's true.
The one thing Hollywood's money can't buy is basic understanding of source material.
+TheGameTable Well said
Is there a feature where i can post this all over youtube because that is the best comment ever.
+TheGameTable *cough* Peanuts Movie *cough*
sonicgamer42 Was that not a good movie? Haven't seen it yet
Th Rei It's REALLY good. Dare I say, even better than Inside Out.
This movie fucked up my childhood.
I still love it.
I never notice that everything he says is true
CLOCK!!!!!!!!!
Ner0mancer NER0MANCER!!!!!!!!
Clock got bored. YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ner0mancer WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
To be fair, Myers was _legally forced_ to work on this movie after Universal sued him over a proposed _Sprockets_ film adaptation.
Really?
+11dark Knight11 Yes, really.splitsider.com/2011/06/the-lost-roles-of-mike-myers/
+Natalie Davenport Teeger
Jesus that's a revelation, now I know why Myer had appeared on so little other then Shrek related material.
Some girls in my ADVANCED English class were calling this movie a childhood classic the other day. I have lost faith in humanity.
Audrey Geisel really didn't like that movie and decided to forbid anymore of Dr. Seuss's work from becoming live action movies, which later caused the filmmakers to turn Dr. Seuss books into purely computer animated movies. Maybe Jeffrey Katzenberg would do the same as Audrey, but forbid Hollywood from turning anymore cute animal cartoons into live action movies.
I agree. Lorax and Horton were terrible too.
But for me, Horton and The Lorax are great.
I love the old ones. But not the CGI ones.
KaBlamBandicoot64 (defeats mother brain) RUN!!!! the world's gonna blow! (it's an idiom)
this movie scared the shit out of me when i was a kid
+J. Hanna I felt that way about this movie and the live action Grinch movie as a kid. It wasn't direct hatred, it was just that I got a bad feeling about the movies whenever I watched them or when someone brought them up. Now I just hate them.
I bought this movie recently to watch as a joke. Looking back at it now, I forgot how much of a fever dream it was. Still hilarious to watch. I also have Foodfight and Pixels as reviewed by the critic which sit at the same terms XD
I just commented this before seeing this 😢
+RoberTime don't YOU EVER SPEEK OF FOODFIGHT AGAIN!!!!
+Darth Anime food fight must never be spoken of... "Shudders"
Alec Baldwin is the best part of this movie. Why? You guessed it!
Sparkle sparkle sparkle.
It will never die.
zillafire101 FUCK YEAAAAHHH! SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!!
zillafire101
Fuck yes, sparkle sparkle sparkle!
the g-wing and StephaneChapheau Yeah!, Sparkle sparkle to both of ye!
Sparkle sparkle sparkle will one day bring back humanity
Vile Still Kills You Thank you.
Mike Myers is just like Minecraft: Not bad, but not as good as everyone builds it up to be. Its good when you first play it, but then it becomes extremely repetitive, and needs external support (mods & adventure maps) to hold your attention for long periods of time. Come at me MC Fanboys, I fuqing dare you.
I'll give it a shot. Could it be that the reason you became so bored with it is because you aren't very creative? I think to enjoy it you have to be able to come up with new creative things to design and build. I find it extremely fun to collaborate with a friend on a cool idea and then spend several hours building something. Problem solving on how to fix certain things and then when it's completed showing off our work to other people. You may just not have the talent for it :P I see the game as more of a tool for creative people to give life to their ideas. It is, in it's essence, very simple. And if you aren't someone who has a great imagination I can see why your interest in it would fade. I suppose that does bring up a good question: if the game on it's own is extremely simple, but can give life to great art if put in the hands of imaginative people, does that technically make it a great game? It's best quality comes from the talent of the people who play it, so does that mean the game is just average but the people who play it are what's great? Or does it being a simple, accessible medium for creation and expression make it a brilliant concept and tool and therefor a brilliant game? It's really interesting.
BlackSheepCherried Oh, trust me I can be plenty creative. All the time I am creating different senarios and alternative playstyles. But that's Minecraft's biggest fault: you need to create your own chalanges. This isn't bad, it just gets tiring after awhile.
As a guy who plays Minecraft often and has a large group of friends that play it with me as well, I can confirm everything you said was absolutely 100% correct, Silver.
UseZapCannon Thank you. BTW I like your name :)
SuperSilverSerpent Agreed. At this point, I have over 16 different mods on minecraft. XD
Watching these reviews makes me glad my favorite Dr. Seuss book _The Butter Battle Book_ hasn't be butchered in a hollywood movie...and I hope it stays that way...
I shudder to wonder what they'd do with The Sleep Book.
Fear Monarch I wonder what would happen if they did it with "I had trouble in getting to solla sellew
TheaterPup NO NO NO not one of my favorite fucking Dr. Seuss stories NO NO NO NO!
Fear Monarch I don't need to worry about Green Eggs and Ham, I mean who would make that a movie?
WHY U NO KNOW MY USERNAME? I think you underestimate Hollywood Greed :p
Pop culture references and juvenile toilet jokes don't represent Dr. Seuss's legacy.
That said, this movie wouldn't have been as bad as it was if it didn't use the Cat in the Hat brand and characters to make it. But as it is, it is a hot pandering mess.
I think stumbling into a glory hole isn't as bad as this
It's like the new ghostbusters; using the name with no reference to the original.
But the chart says
I believe there are two versions of a "cash in".
N°1 is a good cash in (Eg star was episode 7, jurrasic world), thos are cash in's that have the same story from their first film but change things up and modernise some things for a new generation to enjoy, the 2nd one are bad cash in's (Eg cat in the hat, lorax, any michael bay movie with an 80s cartoon slapped on it), those ones are completely diffrenet with barely anything relating to the original source, desperately adding repetitive/immature jokes in (Eg shit, sexual jokes), and usually slapping on the name of the original content onto it so it can make so much money with little to no effort into it.
+TrombonesAreThick Man FUCK THE CHART
The Critic has come a long way from that cynical man-child we started with. He's an all-out philosopher now.
I prefer his cynical man-child attitude.
EmilyGreene1984 Agreed.
Nothing wrong with being both :p
If it makes you feel better Critic, Dr Seuss's widow was so disgusted by this film that she forbade anymore live-action versions of her husband's work, which is impressive since she sold the film rights to Universal in the first place!
did she like the Grinch by Jim Carrey though?
justin jacques obviously she liked it more than this train wreck, since this broke her and the Grinch didn't!
Zak Kizer Lol
wait wait wait she sold the Dr Seuss licenses for film rights? Why would she do that you know I would love to go back in time and tell her if you do this you will get shitty adaptations
Oh, well, that sucks in a way because I was curious to see a live action "The Grinch grinches the Cat in the Hat."
"I wish I had a different mom."
"Well sometimes I wish the same thing!"
So... you wish you had a different mother too?
Joan just wishes she had a different son.
I know, and that's what they should have wrote in the script. Not "I wish the same thing". Otherwise it sounds like Joan wishes she had a different mother too.
Shinobi Pizza no brainless
*MrGabeanator* Shinobi Pizza is pointing out how the context makes the scene sounds, and he's got a point. it DOES sound like she wishes she had a different mother too
I think the one joke in this movie that made me laugh was:
Boy: Wow! Can I drive?
Cat: I dunno, there's this little voice inside my head that's saying, "This is a bad idea", but I can hardly hear that little voice because at the same time an even louder voice is screaming, "LET THE TWELVE-YEAR-OLD DRIVE!!"
23:21 - 24:23 What you said was beautiful. This doesn't just describe Dr. Seuss' books, but everything that makes literature and the art world in general great, from older books and fine arts to children's books and media. I love your jokes when critiquing these films, but it was really touching and heart-warming to hear this
24:23 - 24:33 was literally more heartwarming than the entire movie. 10 seconds of a youtube video was better than a high-budget feature-length film.
I feel this way with Teen titans go
+Bryson Shier I'm not sure about that.... Both are god awful, but I can't decide which is worse.
TTG is worse.
+Duck Town yes. Somehow something is worse than this. TTG sucks soooooooooo much
Saaaaaame
I feel that way with Cartoon network in general. Tom and Jerry, Teen Titans, Foster's home for imaginary friends etc. all were great cartoon shows.
Is it just me or the girl with the pigtails is very attractive?
Cause god damn she's very cute!
I'm not talking about the little girl in the movie.
I'm not pedophile.
Masturbating Lettuce
I know. You're talking about Rachel Tietz. Yeah, there's quite a few girls in the League of Super Critics that are easy on the eyes.
Really now? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lol @ your user name ;)
No its not
Also, ironically enough, in the special "In Search of Dr. Seuss", Matt Frewer as the Cat was murmuring about how he feared that the Dr. Seuss books would be exploited for making product placements, like Grinch-burgers or Lorax-cars. Well, look at where we are now...
I did not think about that, but you are right
The Dr. Seuss Books also have big political meanings to them:
Green eggs and ham = The Allegory of the Cave: A famous chapter from The Republic of Plato that all Dystopia movies and novels are rooted to, about how the fear of the unknown hinders the development of an informed opinion and how we perceive and understand our reality.
Yurtle the Turtle represents the Dangers of Hitler.
The Lorax is the importance of environmental awareness in an industrialized society.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas represents the Psychological implications of holiday-motivated materialism.
And The Butter Battle Book that was quite obviously a metaphor for the cold war and the tragic futility of a nuclear arms race.
The Dr. Seuss movies may never be as good as the books. Horton Hears a Who was pretty good, though. It wasn't great, but it was decent.
Agreed.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas was okay, not really good but decent.
+Chikin Loaf i agree... i think horton hears a who and how the grinch stole christmas was decent, but in my opinion, the cat in the hat was trash
I agree, Horton was the best out of the other movies, Grinch isn't bad and Lorax is my guilty pleasure
+Jaceblue04 Okay, off-topic question/observation: Wtf is up with all the TH-cam accounts using Little Pony things for avatars? It seems it's either that or some random Japanese cartoon character's face. Is it a millennial thing? Why? What's the appeal? Are you "bronies" really that serious? And do we have millions of "Eggs" (white people who desperately want to be Japanese) who worship their anime to this degree?
This can't be real life. I wonder what an ISIS member would have to say about this phenomenon.
That's how Mike Myers humor works. He makes a joke, laughs. Then realized the joke pertains to him. Or has some other negative reaction. This is evident throughout Wayne's World and Austin Powers. It is true that in a movie like this, it falls flat because of two main factors:
1. The overall tone of the movie.
2. The supporting cast.
I went to see this movie when I was a kid, and half-way through I asked my mum if we can leave, which we did, looking back I can easily see why
Congratulations. It just goes to show that perhaps kids are smarter than they look
+HampshireNutjob You got lucky. My mum made me stay and watch it. Mostly because she paid for the ticket and hated wasting money. Still, it was a miserable experience for me and my little brother and she ended up buying us ice cream afterwards as an apology.
You're lucky, when I first saw it, I popped it in the DVD player and I sat through the entire thing, thinking it can't get worse, I was wrong :(
Is it bad that I find this movie to be a guilty pleasure?
George G It's your opinion, you can think what you want
George G I do too
Torturing women is my guilty pleasure
Captain Sum Ting Wong
what the f88k
+George G I love it, but I love it even more non-sober.
Nice. Poop, fart, and sex jokes in a Dr. Seuss flick. Great idea....NOT! This movie was utter garbage!
Yep.
Spot on Clifford. This cat in the hat book is worse than garbage. Wayne from Sydney, Australia.
19:29 Watch this and you will be 100% correct.
I disagree , this movie is awesome and fun
+LuisClark 1988 You're one of them, a focus group!
I love how critic "shot" an mlp toy and all the bronys are getting pissed.
yeah
More like one brony points it out and then they discuss how shit the MLP toys are but yeah, sure, that's getting pissed. Probably.
141 bronys are pissed With the critic
I am a brony
And I find him shooting Celestia funny XD
jill hanki im not hating on ALL bronys. just the hardcore fanboys who get rock hard from seeing them.
you can thank the horse fuckers for giving your community a bad name
other bronys: Im fine with
You know how Japanese commercials are really weird, confusing and random, especially to people who don't speak Japanese, but we love them?
This film is like that, except no one likes it, and it's not funny.
This isn't Dr Seuss, this is Dr Sewage.
Badum tish.
If he seen this... Dr Noose.
Ah, the Cat In The Hat.
The one and the only movie that makes me cry. It's that bad.
I kinda think the only thing that really ruined the movie were the dirty jokes written in Mike's script. The special effects were absurds (in a good way), the puns werent half-bad and the acting was quite colorful and stereotypically hilarious.
I know that feeling, I left the movie theater dissapointed. Alsom try watching The Legend of Korra, if you look at it with a new perspective instead of compare to the Last Airbender like many numbskulls does, i'm sure you will like it =)
Go and watch a movie called fading of the cries. It is the worst piece of shit I have ever seen.
I couldn't look at the book again. And I couldn't look at the Last Airbender show. I cried to sleep after i saw both. In fact, when i was at the movie seeing the Cat in the Hat, i cried out loud.
there's more effort put into this episode than the cat in the hat movie
Took the words right out of my mouth
hehe
samproductions02 I read it comment and was also like heheh.
Mhm girl. And that speech he gave at the end about the timelessness of the story and how focus groups ruin innovative thinking in favor of profit was beautiful.
he does his research, although anyone with a minuscule brain could figure out this was nothing like the classic book.
If Dr. Seuss lived long enough to see these movies, then the poor man would probably have killed himself.
I can't believe this movie even happened. It shouldn't have been aloud. Poor Seuss
***** Thankfully. Unfortunately, they still managed to spit on the face of the Lorax.
***** I know. It's still unfortunate, though.
***** Ah, the book... I remember reading it when I was 12 or 13, and it made me love Dr. Seuss's work.
Allowed. not aloud.
sorry, that was bothering me.
Not going to lie: I LOVED this movie as a kid. And I still can't bring myself to dislike it as a whole, mostly due to nostalgia (obviously). I know it has a lot of flaws with character development, acting, story, conflict and staying true to source.... but I just CAN'T hate it!
read a book
So, guilty pleasure?
+The Viewer Yeah, I'd say it is. Like I wouldn't defend it in an argument but I don't hate it
It has a good concept, I will admit that. It's the fact that it has the Cat in the Hat name and branding that makes it lousy and disrespectful.
Anthony Barratt I already do. I read a lot.
Why do I want to read Dr. Seuss every time I watch Nostalgia Critic?
+WilloftheNinja Well, the chart says...
+WilloftheNinja Beats me
"This!" As said by Nostalgia Chick
probably too remind you when Dr Seuss was a author trying to make stories with concrete morals not sellouts with many, confusing morals
Same with me.
Wait the mum said she wished she had a different mum
"We're not turning this video into another brony message board!!"
Oh Critic, I bet it already did...
DIGIBRO, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!!
Your avatar proves it.
no no no
): )
Pinkie Pie best pony
I'm sort of attracted to the girl in the pigtails anyone else agree?
yeah she reminds me of Harley Quinn
her name is rachel, she's a fully grown adult which is why she's so attractive, so it's not so wierd. she was only playing a little girl
ianciti thought so, but still there is this essence there that is sort of weird.
Your mind says it is a little girl but, your dick knows it is a grown woman dressed like a little girl.
zaphod133 LOL
I've always hated that style of humor that just says "isn't funny how nothing I say is funny?" No. You're just not funny, Ray Williams Johnson. Oh sorry, did that slip out?
That is nice to know murdoc
Peter Solace? More like... Peter Soulless.
*ba-dum crush*
Ha ha ha...
That's the joke.
smithmatt445 I know. Just had to make it obvious. :)
fun fact: that is actually how his last name is spelled, i looked it up. peter soulless
oh the nostalgia
critic
PBG RIPOFF!
Brendan Greene
Don't you understand I was kidding?
Haha PBG is a Jontron ripoff anyway
Kalli T
I. WAS. KIDDING. Why don't you guys seem to get that?
That movie was actually pretty funny to me, I understand it's faults but... Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.
Glitch MC
That joke it hurts....
xD
I agree. I find it kinda funny. I feel the same about the Grinch, but outside of those movies being funny, I say they're terrible.
You don't give a damn? Good: fuck this Movie
No you don't give a spam (critic explodes cause I referenced that stupid movie)
T.C. Sisco
Oh lord... why... WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US WITH THATTTTT PUN1?
xD
saw this as a kid, completely forgot about it
I forgot this movie exist until I saw this video.
Gun Same here. As soon as I remembered, I said exactly this. "How the fuck did I get any enjoyment out of this film?"
adam dahlstrom That's the point they're trying to make.
PONIES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dot
It seems there speaking about pegasisters
Only when you've stoned them long enough.
shut up
No one cares
God dam I loved this movie when I was a kid, it came out when I was three and my poor parents had to sit and watch it with me over and over again as I screamed "your fired" at the top of my lungs.
1375mundo me and my mom still scream "YOUR FIIIIIIIIRRRRRREDA" but we don't watch the movie really
Hopefully they don't touch "The Cat in the Hat Comes Back"
Your profile picture convinced me to like your comment.
luckily Dr. Suess's widow hated this so much she took back the film rights...
I read your name wrong and saw Carmen Autism,sorry for my bad reading
It's okay
no harm done
Carmen Austins well said, Mabel
I dunno what it is but something about her with pigtails is super attractive.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought about that. Haha. I'm still creepy.
Jack Ozmar I agree, he's smokin'!
Finally! U r my best friend right now!
You're mine too, my goodness, he is attractive!
Married to Ivan Braginski I think that we can all agree that the Critic is quite the looker.
This movie was Super Horrible, Irritating and Terrible.
I see what you did there.
Would someone like to explain to me how they put the DVD in a PS3 and turned it on with a TV remote?
you can buy remotes that work on ps3 same with Xbox
By using the Universal Remonster.
I bet i could make a good Seuss movie
I think even a rock could make a better seuss movie than whoever directed this one :P
The Awesome Gamer
So you think a professional wrestler would make a better suess movie?
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I am assuming that is some sort of reference I don't get, or is rock a term for a professional wrestler? I wouldn't know these things lol.
The Awesome Gamer
It's a reference you don't get. There's a por wrestler named "The Rock".
Ah, thats what I thought lol.
Devil's daughter: That was funny!
Me: *Dying of laughter in agreement*
I loved seeing the Critic (Doug essentially) have to admit that Jim Carrey's Grinch wasn't the worst thing ever.
I actually remember liking this film as a kid. I was in second grade & have read the original dr. Seuss book, I never questioned the keys jingling in my face untill this review.
YESSSS, my exact thoughts
Same here..
i can relate.
at least you reformed
Same same I was like 'It isn't so bad' then I rewatched it
Bronie Argument in Comments.
Original Post:BEST INTRO EVER, SHOOTING A PONY.
Read Everything before posting.
Meh, I've always been stuck in the past so who gives a fuck.
agreed
and yelling at bronies, I have new respect for N.C.
Spyabetic McSes no, untill they are no-longer terrible does it become old
Bashing Bronys is bot getting old. BEING a brony is.
Conrad: I wish I had another mother.
Mother: Well sometimes, I wish the same thing.
Me: Wait, so she wants another mother? That explains her abusive behaviour...
DID SOMEBODY SAY BRONY MESSAGE BOARD
bronies are gay
hey im not obsessing over rainbow ponies so im not gay but bronies are as straight as a rainbow circle
exactly
And thats, people, it's why many people hates bronies - YOU ARE POSTING THIS EVERYWHERE. Oh, a thread about vaccum cleaners? I will post some bronies! -_-
*****
Oh dude holy shit! What's up man, fancy seeing you here. Last time I saw you you were insulting anime fans and here you are insulting the brony fanbase. Guess old habits die hard. Well continue on, don't mind me, I'll just spectate.
19:21 THE BIG LIP ALLIGATOR MOMENT! Whatever happened with that joke?
Watch the Christmas with the Kranks review, you'll realise how this is the 'reboot' of the nostalgia critic where the old jokes are extremely rare!!
+TheLohmanGames If he did that throughout the review, there would be too many to count.
+klimmr3021 he should have said that the movie was just one big lipped alligator moment
I saw this movie in school once. It made me want to puke.
Proof that school was created to make everyone miserable.
Max Pannson Exactly.
Are you mainly referring to that scene where Baldwin is masturbating via his belly button?
Dex Dogtective......o_0......what?
And here I thought Math was horrible enough...
the horrible jokes and skits in this review were even worse than the terrible jokes in the movie they're reviewing
i used to like this when i was 7. what was wrong with me back then?
Kaleb Underwood You were 7.
Domenico Grimaldi yeah
Domenico Grimaldi wait i mean......um well sorry for the dot
11dark Knight11 what?
+Kaleb Underwood Well the chart says..
Am I the only person who loved this movie? I mean maybe it just clicked with my sense of humor, and of course mike myers is amazing. But I mean its not like theres a lot of story in the actual book to make a movie out of.
I liked it too; I found myself looking forward to the next crazy costume the Cat in the Hat would use next. It also showed how an initially dysfunctional family all learned to have fun together while the toxic love interest was removed from the picture.
Mickey- 2 Mouse-2 exactly, thank you
Mickey- 2 Mouse-2
The best compromise I can think of are videos of people reading the original book but using dramatic framing and sound effects to enhance the mood.
+Mickey- 2 Mouse-2 Hey I've seen you before.
Some of these Bronies are pissed at NC for shooting a MLP toy, just calm down it's only a toy, alright. Also these Bronies are talking more about MLP here, than the actual review itself. A video just has to mention MLP for a few seconds and the Bronies start talking about MLP in the comments. Damn this is one crazy fandom I'm apart of.
For being an obvious brony yet making true and honest statements defying the ones in these comments jerking off to said ponies, you have my infinite respect.
You make good sense, man with the TH-cam name of my favorite shipping.
Helena Mercado Just so you know I'm not a shipper. They are just my two favorite ponies.
DashieSparkle Ah, I apologize, sir. :3
:)
Myers was practically forced to be in this movie after losing a lawsuit to Universal Studios or something like that. Guess that explains why he's not so enthusiastic or energetic. He probably hated the movie as much as we do.
Give him credit, he TRIED to work with the material they gave him. Key word is tried. Goes to show you can have the best actors in the industry and even they can't make something unfunny funny.
MarkC18
Yeah, he gave it his best shot (despite only doing it to get Universal Studios out of his hair), but the lines he was supposed to say and the other disgusting stuff didn't help.
I JUST REALIZED WHY MY PARENTS NEVER WANTED TO WATCH THIS AND SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL WITH ME...
Why?
because they suck
Sharkboy and Lavagirl had two super-cool main characters, at least. This travesty, on the other hand, has no redeeming qualities _whatsoever._
+Dreigonix lol no
+Dreigonix
Don't forget "Send him to the principals office and HAVE HIM EXPELLED!" Until he turned good he was quite an enjoyable villain.
why are you babysitting like a 23 year old girl
Roleplaying...
+Adam Hilliard
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+John The Great ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But it's satan
Obviously she's playing a character 17 years younger. Which is an equally strange thing.
His description of Mike Myers's career is pretty much interchangeable with Adam Sandler, lmao...
Or Smosh
SHOTS FIRED.
I feel Jim Carrey would have been a good Cat in the Hat
Same
True.
I think it would've been better animated like the Lorax than live action. Or yet kept cartoon with new animation.
Dat speech at 24:00.... Beautiful. ;U;
from 22:29 - 22:56 of the video this can go to almost every modern cartoon today. examples being stuffed like the new Powerpuff Girls and Teen Titans Go.
I bet the writers on both of those shows are making that 'KA-CHING!' sound right now.
+Roro102900 they've got to have money.
I need your gun, Critic. (he gives me the gun) Thanks. (shoots Deven Pautz) WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THOSE! EVER!
I honestly liked this movie. Does that make me stupid?
Depends. Do you acknowledge it isn't very good? You can like something and admit it isn't very good
yes
You can only be stupid if you call someone else stupid.
***** I know that it's not a very good movie, I just have this nostalgic feel to it that makes me like it.
Yes, yes it does.
I wouldn't mind babysitting her. Hehehehehehhehehehe.
AllCanadiaReject I know Rachel Tietz is so freaking Hot. I love her.
Looking back on this film, this film really really, SUCKED!
You don't say.
As a freshmen finishing her first year of military school it's nowhere near as bad as they say
It can't be as bad as watching this movie.
'Her'. Wouldn't that make you a freshwoman? I'm English, so I don't know how that works.
+Samuelito well yeah but I cant edit it
No she was right it's freshman. Freshwoman is not a word and sounds like something completely different..
MysteriousMrEnter- More nostalgic (ironically) because he is the first great reviewer I have ever seen, and he is more to the point and serious.
Nostalgia Critic- Much funnier than Enter, and has cute little plots to his videos.
People, I believe we have a tie!
RIP Mr.Enter. ;(
Lauren Cook The hell are you talking about? MrEnter uploaded a video just yesterday.
I uploaded that comment when his channel was being suspended.
Lauren Cook Oh, sorry, missed the time stamp.
BewareTheForce it's o.k.
I've done some thinking and I think I got it, about the bat-in-the-crotch segment with Cat as a girl in a frilly atmosphere, it's Cat's thoughts of his crotch whacked so hard that he lost it and temporarily he feels a vagina, therefore the girly scene shows.
Th-that?! I-in a dr suess movie?! O_O
dear God, that makes sense, and it scares md
+RoberTime I never thought of that, it makes so much sense.
Ok, and what about the unicorn? And the swing? And the rain of flowers? And that "Easy" song?
Ooooooo I think I know y
Cuz I’m the contract reviewing Scene we see a paper saying the cat in neautered that means he can’t have babies that means he is not a he but...
A SHE
DUN DUN DUN
"B-but the chart says"
hehe of course you would watch nostalgia critic x3
+Rob Butler (CaptainBeatDown)heck yeah B3 heh
hehe well the chart says-
+Rob Butler (CaptainBeatDown) butt butt the chart says
*listening to music*
This movie is terrible yes, but it's my childhood, I can't hate it
I'll hate it for you
+Tracker947 cheers mate 👍
+Brendan Greene I only like the grinch because of Jim carries performance
This movie was also part of my "childhood", but looking back, it's hard not to hate it.
I'm well aware of every single problem of the Cat in the Hat, but it's still a guilty pleasure of mine.
I love critic's videos but what the fuck is with the russel crowe hate???
oh come on ARE YOU NOT ENTRTAINED! that movie was awesome
Wasabeeeeee12145 Yes, because as we all know, they are very real, very experienced movie critics who never nitpick little things no one gives a shit about.
Because the NC thinks that Russel Crowe isnt a good actor and he is pretty bland and doesn't seem to give a crap while acting.
***** I bought that, excited to death because LES MISERABLES
It was good, but... Not a singer, that one.
Ryuuji Latham I dont get all of the hate that Crowe got in Les Mis. I love his singing, actually he's my favorite singer in the movie behind Hugh Jackman.
i swear Hollywood is scraping the bottom of the barrel for movies they are making A TETRIS MOVIE!!! TETRIS the simplest game out there how could that make a half decent movie
I agree that most of the video game movies: legend of Zelda movie was 60 bad 40 good and Mario bros was really bad, wreck it ralph was decent but this is a trend movie based off an actual videogame WILL BECOME GARBAGE.
I..... I don't even... I mean.... WHAT?!
Two unfortunate trends of the movie industry: Video game movies and Dr. Seuss movies will almost always suck, and if they don't suck, they'll just be ok
Not that simple, actually. Tetris actually has a lot of psychological gameplay going on in it. But that's not the point, and the point you made is pretty correct.
Wait are you sure? Can I have a link to this insane idea of a "movie" based game because I'll go to Hollywood right now and hand in a application and become a movie producer while making Billion off a movie based of... idk Fucking pong.
yeah, that will bring the demographic in with alot of support of the fans and might as well include some dick jokes and some references that doesn't even relate to the game. Oh I'm Mad? Yes I am because that's literally the stupidest shit I have ever heard. No ... Fuck Hollywood, I'm going back to fuck to sleep ...
A movie about Tetris ... can't even get a Dr.Seuss movie right ...
I don't know if anyone will agree with me, but the jokes in The Cat in the Hat are good jokes. But they don't belong in this Movie!
No sorry.
I agree. Maybe in a PG13 parody of Dr. Seuss these jokes could've worked and been able to really 'go there'.
God this movie is so bad.
Yeah, it's terrible.
+cybertek3188 You know it's bad when the Taiwanese parliament joke is the part I actually found funny. Also Sean Hayes? Really? What the hell happened?
+FireBomberBassist As a kid, I was actually scared of the Cat In The Hat for a while after this movie.
Well, the chart says...
I'M NOT ASKING THE CHART I'M ASKING YOU!
Did you know, there was a planned sequel for this movie? Yeah, the guy who accepted this said he didn't want any more live-action Dr Seuss films after this shit. So then the sequel was cancelled.
And I used to like this! :D
*Riot breaks out and i'm murdered in the confusion*
Santiago Olaisola Hollywood has great talents in butchery.
Connor Warram You forgot M knight shamalan, he is like lucifer, he WAS a good man but fell from grace
Santiago Olaisola
I also heard they're planning to make a...*sigh* CGI REBOOT OF THE CAT IN THE HAT (this movie)
Iron Teh TH-camr (Segtendo1) All is lost.
Also Audrey Geisel, the widow of Dr. Seuss who owns the rights to all of his books, decided after this thing that she would not allow any more live action adaptions his work. She saw how rubbish this was and how the critics saw it for how terrible it was.
The girl next to Critic is really cute
To bad she plays as the spawn of Satan.
Treecko P. ...true :(
She's a woman in her 20s
iKillerZombie oh ok.
Spektrum phew thank goodness... for a second I thought there was something seriously wrong with me... =X