Nostalgia Critic: Doug's First Movie

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  • @chriswestergaard4506
    @chriswestergaard4506 10 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "You're a waste of THOUGHT"
    DAMN that's one hell of a burn.

  • @miap
    @miap 10 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I can't get over "fuckytown" every time I think about it I burst out laughing

    • @caplag
      @caplag 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And I hoped that this movie's gonna turn into Eyes Wide Shut.

    • @joewilenzik9119
      @joewilenzik9119 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +CapLagRobin or PASAWG.

  • @trainboy7
    @trainboy7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    This should've been called "Doug's Only Movie"

    • @WoodyK9
      @WoodyK9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or just "Doug: The Movie."

    • @satanslittleunicorn6536
      @satanslittleunicorn6536 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Sm4shifyer or maybe just maybe they shoukd have called it
      Unecessary: The Movie: The Waste of Money

    • @henryam503
      @henryam503 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Waste of Time: The Movie

    • @WoodyK9
      @WoodyK9 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +1 “Aphid” Person The Master of Disguise, Foodfight, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie and A Troll in Central Park are only a few.

    • @fhb3
      @fhb3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Doug's 1st (and ONLY) Movie"... Thank God.

  • @SpikeJet2736
    @SpikeJet2736 10 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Yes, give someone who lives underwater a book.

    • @SoupyGuy193
      @SoupyGuy193 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Your picture gives so many nostalgia trips... long live "Samurai Jack" :']

    • @SpikeJet2736
      @SpikeJet2736 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Derpy guy
      It has the best of both worlds of cartoons and anime

    • @SoupyGuy193
      @SoupyGuy193 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SpikeJet2736 And that it has a really good humor in it

    • @SpikeJet2736
      @SpikeJet2736 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Derpy guy
      Very true

    • @brawlerdude555
      @brawlerdude555 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      SpikeJet2736
      God-tier animation

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    11:13 _"STOP saying 'fucky-town!"_
    lol

    • @spiralmatt8946
      @spiralmatt8946 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Catzilla I would like go visit it and see what its like.

    • @EarthlyMaidenLita
      @EarthlyMaidenLita 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Spiral Matt "It's gonna be an orgy theme! Think Bazooka Joe meets a Night in Paris!"

    • @spiralmatt8946
      @spiralmatt8946 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** never heard of it! NOPE!

    • @joewilenzik9119
      @joewilenzik9119 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you think Panty Anarchy would like it?

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      21:13 "It's Cunt Time!"

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 9 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Critic's rant about high school girls was spot-on.
    In my experience, girls in high school (and middle school) are constantly at each others' throats.
    It makes me glad that I'm not a girl.

    • @Goshi
      @Goshi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well being of a certain gender wouldn't prevent you from getting at someone's throat. Hell, in my middle school and highschool time the guys would always pointlessly shove each other and fight in the halls.
      Everybody was(and still is) involved with some stupid drama, too.

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Goshi Yeah, I know.
      It's just, the drama I've heard goin' on with one of my younger sisters, pretty much summarizes the point of the Critic's rant, so it kinda hits close to home (you would not believe some of the things one of her so-called "friends" said about her).
      But yeah, I see your point. Looking back, the main reason I didn't have as much drama as a kid might have had less to do with my gender and more to do with the fact that I was Autistic.

    • @Goshi
      @Goshi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CJCroen1393 Yeah, some things are just different for people.

    • @Arthaslepeureux
      @Arthaslepeureux 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +CJCroen1393 Im autistic and I agree with you, the only difference is that Ive got a creepy girl that stalked me for YEARS. So you got it ok :D

    • @sock9313
      @sock9313 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luckily I'm homeschooled...

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    *"AM I ON MARS?! TELL ME I'M ON MARS!!"*

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Actually, you're on Jupiter, equally as strange.

    • @Reshme77
      @Reshme77 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Tristan Hartup nah it should be saturn....

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Reshme Guys lets be real here, were all on Uranus.

    • @AmishParadise27
      @AmishParadise27 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hehehehehehe... you said "Uranus".

  • @JoeytheJoeyX3
    @JoeytheJoeyX3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "YOU ARE FIRED FROM BREATHING!"
    xD

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "PLEASE PACK UP YOUR DESK, AND KINDLY LEAVE *LIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!* "

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +joyunicycle BUT......I.DIAGRESS......

    • @diggerfan9319
      @diggerfan9319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is what I would say to the FOX employees.

  • @pommipomm
    @pommipomm 11 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I went into this thinking; "Wow! The Nostalgia Critic made a movie?!"
    I went out of this thinking; "You fucking people..."

  • @jasondyrkacz8270
    @jasondyrkacz8270 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Patti: Fuckytown.
    Doug: Yes. I can finally get out of the "friendzone."

  • @LizLuvsCupcakes
    @LizLuvsCupcakes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Oh... Oh... I just realized...
    ... The nostalgia critic's name is Doug Walker.

    • @brandonjones3345
      @brandonjones3345 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      When I saw the title of this video I actually thought "Doug's First Movie" meant the first movie that Doug Walker remembers loving or something. This was a lot funnier though.

    • @LizLuvsCupcakes
      @LizLuvsCupcakes 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was, it was!

  • @pima262
    @pima262 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "YOU ARE FIRED FROM BREATHING! PLEASE, PACK UP YOUR DESK AND KINDLY LEAVE LIFE!!" that line just cracks me up every time.

  • @kartoonfanatic
    @kartoonfanatic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When Doug's movie came out on VHS, I pleaded with my mother to buy it so that I could see it at last. Then when I got home, the tape was blank-- snow static from tape end to tape end. I was disappointed. Only four years later was I able to find a copy at the library.
    Low and behold, I discovered that I missed out on absolutely nothing. I couldn't even recall a single thing about the movie six months after I watched it.

  • @Shinbu1128
    @Shinbu1128 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    4:05 Seriously. When I was still in school, we had maybe 5 people who gave a shit about the dance. The others either went because there was nothing better to do, or (the overwhelming majority) said "Fuck that noise" and stayed home playing videogames.

    • @tgsachris
      @tgsachris 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They sold tickets to our dance (which I assume everyone does but ot the point) they had so few people buy them it was called off

    • @mikebryant3818
      @mikebryant3818 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      We use to take the money our parants gave us and smoked weed in the limo the whole time.

  • @bengilpin8609
    @bengilpin8609 9 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Wait so people DON'T normally make giant bipedal nuclear equipped robots in school?

    • @TheDiego908
      @TheDiego908 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thank god I thought I was the only one

    • @bengilpin8609
      @bengilpin8609 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      TheDiego908 I know! for a second i was questioning professor ocelot's teaching but now i know he really did want us to get the best grades possible :D

    • @BvousBrainSystems
      @BvousBrainSystems 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** What weapons did yours carry? Mine had a few machineguns, two death rays, and a nuclear warhead just for fun.

    • @MURFGAMING1228
      @MURFGAMING1228 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** Hey, you learned from Professor Ocelot, too? Too bad he went missing.

    • @bengilpin8609
      @bengilpin8609 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BvousBrainSystems
      mine had a hydrolic cutter, didn't have time to attatch a nuclear warhead so i did the next best thing and rigged it with a giant set of military grade speakers.

  • @jeffreyhorton8297
    @jeffreyhorton8297 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When he said "Cinderella 4: Filing Royal Taxes", I almost dropped my damn computer I was laughing so hard. The Nostalgia Critic is the best.

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I first saw the review, I thought by "filing taxes" he meant actually issuing them, since Cindy and Charming are... you know, royalty.

  • @sundropcenter6758
    @sundropcenter6758 9 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    14:39 - 15:47 One of Nostalgia Critic's funniest moments.

    • @madyak2108
      @madyak2108 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Gabe Jones Agreed!

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Gabe Jones That entire rant still kills me!

    • @joewilenzik9119
      @joewilenzik9119 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolutely!

  • @mikediloreto5965
    @mikediloreto5965 10 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I thought this video was about the first movie Doug watched

    • @jackhamilton9604
      @jackhamilton9604 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      so did I, but don't blame the NC for the confusing title blame disney

    • @libs8253
      @libs8253 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah me too :P

    • @Sandlot1992
      @Sandlot1992 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      actually Doug's 1st movie was originally released to video but due to the success of the Rugrats Movie it was then release theatrically instead!

  • @madyak2108
    @madyak2108 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That robot sounded absolutely anguished.

  • @megadeath45
    @megadeath45 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Oh yeah, I remember cinderella 4. That's when she gets busted for royal tax evasion and in prison she has an encounter with Wesley Snipes.

    • @joewilenzik9119
      @joewilenzik9119 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd give it a 6 out of 10

    • @evanthecinemaguy9902
      @evanthecinemaguy9902 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only good direct to video Disney sequel aside from Lion King 1 1/2 (That is a real movie actually, it's pretty funny)

    • @Silent_Mochi
      @Silent_Mochi 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evanthecinemaguy wasn't 1 1/2 a theatrical

    • @evanthecinemaguy9902
      @evanthecinemaguy9902 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Themoviegamingguy No, it was direct to video

    • @evanthecinemaguy9902
      @evanthecinemaguy9902 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Another direct to video Disney movie I liked was The Three Musketeers with Mickey, Donald and Goofy. I wish it was more well known

  • @wc-8336
    @wc-8336 11 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "You fucking people......"

  • @yupitsjessbbyx3
    @yupitsjessbbyx3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It's so weird how as a kid cartoons portray middle schoolers and fifth graders like high school seniors

    • @joewilenzik9119
      @joewilenzik9119 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never got that either.

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's probably this current generation. You've probably seen how they are.

  • @Brickmaster4496
    @Brickmaster4496 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Disney logic: The Lion King II: Simba's Pride had to go straight to video, and yet Doug's First Movie is more worthy of a theatrical release...
    okay...?

    • @downnice95
      @downnice95 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is really weird. Lion King II was a decent movie and this movie is utter crap

    • @Vinny792
      @Vinny792 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brickmaster4496 It's because due to the success of The Rugrats Movie from Nickelodeon that Disney; having bought the series after Nick's version ended, thought by releasing Doug's 1st movie theatrically as opposed to straight-to-video which was their original plan. They could capture the same success as Rugrats with their version of Doug.

  • @artrosemedia353
    @artrosemedia353 9 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    15:33 Feminists listening to Doug's high school rant: WHAT!? GIRLS being mean to each other!? Impossible! MISOGYST, RAPIST, SEXIST! Fire up Tumblr!

    • @Goshi
      @Goshi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** Well to be fair, the way he put it was pretty stereotype based and seemed like he knew just as little of what he was talking about as the creators of this shitfest did.

    • @rappingbeaniedog347
      @rappingbeaniedog347 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Goshi stereotypes aside though, as a girl that was in highschool not that long ago, I can definitely say they're pretty petty and vicious.

    • @Goshi
      @Goshi 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roxanne Maxwell That's more based off of general knowledge in that case.

    • @rappingbeaniedog347
      @rappingbeaniedog347 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goshi
      yeah, I guess that's true. There is a variety of girls everywhere.

    • @Bettersucksaul
      @Bettersucksaul 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Goshi Not "general knowledge" it's a sum of their experience with high school girls. As someone who's still in high school, I can assure you that they are fucking horrible. I actually started to attend college courses for my senior year and the immediate difference that I noticed was how much nicer and more relaxed the people are. I think the fact that a lot of high school girls are bullied and commit suicide each day should tell you that it's less of a stereotype.

  • @NewhamMatt
    @NewhamMatt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You are fired from breathing! Please pack up your desk and kindly leave LIFE!"
    I am keeping this insult for a particularly epic moment.

  • @Antnj81
    @Antnj81 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "why do you go where I can't follow?" :'(

  • @sweetiebuttons3498
    @sweetiebuttons3498 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "How is it in a cast of characters this big and literally this colorful, the only one I feel any amount of emotion for is the lifeless robot?"
    So, Friendship is Witchcraft?

  • @kartoonix
    @kartoonix 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    i thought it was going to be Doug Walkers first movie.

    • @nicoleengelhuber3424
      @nicoleengelhuber3424 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same! I think the title needs some clarification.

    • @SoupyGuy193
      @SoupyGuy193 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is such a RELIEF to know that i am not the only one*
      *No not really since i don't like humans... these creatures who have the same body parts that i have... fucking copiers.

    • @diegohernandocubillos6464
      @diegohernandocubillos6464 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking that too, though. Also, I never thought DIsney made a movie of that crappy show but, thanks, Doug

  • @anthrax6685
    @anthrax6685 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    growing up in the 90s in elementary school every kid made fun one boy who names was doug because of the show

  • @darkdaxter15
    @darkdaxter15 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The Oscar nominees are:
    1. Leonardo DiCaprio
    1. Leonardo DiCaprio
    and 1. Leonardo DiCaprio.
    And the winner is....
    Odd Femmy Robot from Doug's First Movie!

    • @TheCinemaniac
      @TheCinemaniac 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now that joke is dated.

  • @BigRazzmatazz
    @BigRazzmatazz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Doug I miss you when you do this"
    "Why do you go where I cannot follow"

  • @alexanderlehane3459
    @alexanderlehane3459 11 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    You...are on...METH!!!!

  • @811brian
    @811brian 10 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Why do you go where I can't follow?

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I always suspected Skeeter had a bit of a crush on Doug...

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *****
      That's the idea ;P

    • @EAFan299
      @EAFan299 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brian Colborn lol! best part

    • @lilsingingsensation
      @lilsingingsensation 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brian Colborn I miss you when you do this

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      CJCroen1393 They're just friends

  • @ranieldale4842
    @ranieldale4842 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    If I ever met nostalgia critic I would play the theme to this on loop

    • @sabianwatts8515
      @sabianwatts8515 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What you just said was more sadistic than the character you use as your profile picture.

    • @lordvoldemort9440
      @lordvoldemort9440 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you do that put Simpson at the end of your name oj

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol.

    • @Caprioly
      @Caprioly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would show him my Bat Credit Card

  • @johngleason1776
    @johngleason1776 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You are fired from breathing. I will spend the rest of my life looking for opportunities to say that

  • @benign_canine3423
    @benign_canine3423 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm sorry, but did Critic just urinate on the ghost of the old theme of Doug? That's got to be the oddest sentence I've ever said...

  • @sparticus214
    @sparticus214 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i know doug wants to go to fucky town with patty i mean funky town

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:35 That "Get a clue" part gets me every time. XD

  • @The0ptimus
    @The0ptimus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My name is James, so I always got constant "James and the giant peach" and "JAMES ISAAC NEUTRON!!!" lol

  • @boopityboopboop
    @boopityboopboop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    YOU ARE FIRED FROM BREATHING
    PLEASE PACK UP YOUR DESK
    AND KINDLY LEAVE LIIIIIIIFE

  • @zeecaptain42
    @zeecaptain42 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Why do you go where I can´t follow?"

  • @papershadow
    @papershadow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    One thing that Doug doesn't touch on that I can't stand in this movie.
    The voices are SO annoying. Half the characters (Roger, half the girls, Skeeter, Guy) sound squeaky, like they swallowed a helium tank.

    • @itsasquareworld8376
      @itsasquareworld8376 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      papershadow69 No one is gonna take away my H
      -Line from the Simpsong- 19-ish

    • @SteveCarras
      @SteveCarras 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +papershadow69 Point very well made.

  • @lkiswriting
    @lkiswriting 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I remember one time in my school we were going to have a Spring Dance and it was cancelled one of the reasons was because nobody cared enough to go.

    • @mikediloreto5965
      @mikediloreto5965 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That happened at my school in my sophomore year

  • @calvincase52
    @calvincase52 11 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    What about my name? Probably 1/3 of the people in my school have made an underwear manufacturing joke, while the other 2/3 have invariably stated "Where's Hobbes?"!

    • @papershadow
      @papershadow 11 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Try being a Jew named Kyle in a school that watches 90% South Park.

    • @gillygill91
      @gillygill91 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Try being named Gilbert where the only characters you see on tv are one goofy, nerdy or pretty much considered losers. -_-'

    • @00sasukelovagirl00
      @00sasukelovagirl00 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel most pity for the Jew named Kyle. If I had been born a generation earlier I would have herd a multitude of highlander jokes, my last name being Mccloud. The most I've herd is one star fox remark, I got lucky. My dad, however, was not lucky :P

    • @falsusficta3488
      @falsusficta3488 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Try being named Jacob in a town where Twilight was actually a hit

    • @MacAttack0725
      @MacAttack0725 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How about a guy named Michelangelo? I ALWAYS get referenced to the Ninja Turtle and almost NEVER the famous painter...

  • @OfficerFlatFoot
    @OfficerFlatFoot 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You mean when I said it was next weeks paper, it was actually next weeks paper?!?!"

  • @MattChrisF
    @MattChrisF 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You fuckin' people."
    +
    "Fucky Town!"
    =
    "You fuckin' people in Fucky Town!"

  • @Dilbert1999
    @Dilbert1999 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is one of the things that I love about the Nostalgia Critic, he finds things in our childhood that are regarded as masterpieces, simply because we grew up with them, and manages to find flaws that people overlook simply because they love them so much.

  • @hanyuu05
    @hanyuu05 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The creature looks like a Dragon Tales reject

    • @Sandlot1992
      @Sandlot1992 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      and more like a Godzilla villain reject!

  • @DJWaffleston
    @DJWaffleston 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the most pointless movie adaptation ever made. Seriously, you can make 3 separate episodes for each event going on, because they literally do not connect whatsoever.
    1 - Doug trying to compete with Guy for Patty's heart by participating in the preparation of the Valentine dance.
    2 - Doug and Skeeter finding the legendary monster, and hiding this discovery from being exploited by Mr. Bluff.
    3 - Roger and his goons creating a robot that turns into the motherly Julia Childs-bot chasing him down.
    There, 3 episodes for the show. There was no need for this movie other than Disney to make another animated film for one of their franchise

  • @theonlylampshade
    @theonlylampshade 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Why when the school is obsessed with a upcoming dance is nobody interested in organising it, and making sure it goes ahead?

  • @Spar10Leonidas
    @Spar10Leonidas 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My guess as to why they kept saying "Fuckytown" is that they may have been reading their lines too fast (possibly in a rush). My cousin once played a trick on me when I was a kid where he had me sing the first line of the song "Funkytown" over and over, faster each time until he got me to accidentally say "Fuckytown." Or, maybe they just really suck at pronouncing their "N"s, who the fuck knows?

  • @Spar10Leonidas
    @Spar10Leonidas 10 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Am I the only one who doesn't remember Roger being rich on the show?

    • @Spar10Leonidas
      @Spar10Leonidas 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CowboyCaliburYT That explains it. I didn't really watch the show after Disney took over (except reruns).

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** I liked her hair cut D: and maybe it just me but was Judy seen less and less in Disney version? I started seeing her less and less in the Disney version.

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What? I can't see what your saying.

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Sorry couldn't see your comment I my messages but I as I think about it she's kind of the less pushy and preachy version of Jessie from saved my the bell .

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a better reference, the other person I was thinking was the angsty whiney redhead girl from 8 simple rules god I have weird references.

  • @azbayzia
    @azbayzia 11 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I kinda want to see Cinderella 4 now.

  • @hbrony1304
    @hbrony1304 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:44-7:56 My favorite part of the review. I don't know why.

  • @jw8395
    @jw8395 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's a bad movie, but to be fair, it wasn't initially supposed to be in theaters. However, after The Rugrats Movie made a lot of money, Disney figured it could make some fast cash on this, but they didn't bother to change any of the scenes or tone to make it "big movie"-like, causing critics and viewers to say it was just an overly long episode of the show, and a bad one at that.

  • @trustworthytim4762
    @trustworthytim4762 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think this show's main problem was the animation style. With the warped anatomy and jelly bean skin tones, you expect something far more whimsical than what you get. This movie is just too nastily generic for its colors and weirdness.

  • @taillessboo9599
    @taillessboo9599 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:56 Oh god! Please don't let that ever happen!

  • @CynUnion-ji9uj
    @CynUnion-ji9uj 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    13:00 Let's just ignore the ED-209 in the room.

    • @chaosshadic40
      @chaosshadic40 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      All we're missing is RoboCop.

    • @Dustyoo10
      @Dustyoo10 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also,when they mentioned it first at that meeting it looked alot like that meeting on robocop too.

  • @ryankmetz3740
    @ryankmetz3740 11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is pretty much an expanded Doug episode, people paid to watch this?!

  • @OfficerFlatFoot
    @OfficerFlatFoot 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    12:48 A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

    • @mindshuffler3332
      @mindshuffler3332 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So it's not just another school project.

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Christian Blaise Pffff, next they are gonna make communication for new life.

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Christian Blaise Pffff, next they are gonna make communication for new life.

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You think the name Doug is rough?
    My name is Diego. That fuckubg joke, man.

    • @dagnytheartist
      @dagnytheartist 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ohhh... I think that may be worse than Dora. I never knew any Doras, but I always felt bad for girls with that name.

    • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
      @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One day, someone asked me where Dora was.
      I told them that I left that bitch and her monkey to die with only the illusion that her map and backpack were talking to her to keep her even mildly sane was the firm, cold grasp of the unholy Underworld slowly took her peverted soul to the bowels of Hades. I...may have oversold it.

  • @bjrnification
    @bjrnification 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This has to be one of the best of the NC reviews.

  • @EAPK12
    @EAPK12 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    does anyone else notice that the robot looks like ED-209 from robocop?

  • @MystyrNile
    @MystyrNile 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In the last scene, the robot's lines and the way they're delivered sound like something out of Bioshock.

  • @JessicaSmith-em9ve
    @JessicaSmith-em9ve 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the peeing all over the old theme is right up there withe the gonad friendly spyglasses from Nostalgia critic the magic voyage these crack me up everytime X""D

  • @kjw21411
    @kjw21411 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I always liked Disney's Doug growing up, and I still do. The Nickelodeon version is cool too, though I never watched it as a kid (I saw it once when Nick had some marathon of old shows in 2007 or so, and I thought to myself "Doug used to be on Nick? I thought it was a Disney original").

  • @Francis-ht5td
    @Francis-ht5td 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I've been called Michael Myers all my life so I feel slugs pain lol

    • @austinboucher5286
      @austinboucher5286 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Try being called Austin Powers.

    • @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502
      @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Austin Boucher I now of a gy who's actually called Mustafa.

    • @austinboucher5286
      @austinboucher5286 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Arturo Casab my heart goes out to him.

    • @SitaraAleu
      @SitaraAleu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +frankie myers My brother in law went had a college roommate named Guy. Okay, that's not so bad. But get this; his last name was Nexdorr. His parents were evil; they named their son Guy Nexdorr.

    • @SitaraAleu
      @SitaraAleu 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +frankie myers My brother in law went had a college roommate named Guy. Okay, that's not so bad. But get this; his last name was Nexdorr. His parents were evil; they named their son Guy Nexdorr.

  • @chrishansen14
    @chrishansen14 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't know why, but I laugh my ass off every time at, "Why do you go where I can't follow?"

  • @mattd5240
    @mattd5240 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ''Why do you go where I cant follow''

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    8:12
    Did he cough the word "Elvis?"

    • @dilflordsupreme9051
      @dilflordsupreme9051 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ChickenPika He coughed "doofus"

    • @madyak2108
      @madyak2108 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +ChickenPika I feel like their actors just did a lot of these.

  • @coppercross4871
    @coppercross4871 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's like if Equestria Girls was raped by a bad episode of The Simpsons, creating a horrible love child.

    • @jimlovejes
      @jimlovejes 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So the simpsons now.

    • @coppercross4871
      @coppercross4871 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jimlovejes pretty much, yeah. (totally forgot I commented this, lmao. It’s been so long)

  • @notlame9000
    @notlame9000 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    NC's review of Doug's First Movie is probably one of my favorite episodes of the NC series

  • @rosef8253
    @rosef8253 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Jelly bean colored Simpsons rejects." Lol I was laughing for a good 5 mins on that line

  • @Amoreyna
    @Amoreyna 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Doug I miss you when you do this..."
    I burst out laughing at the sequence, partially from wondering the same friggin' thing myself and mostly due to just how it's done.
    I mean your videos do make me regularly laugh but wow, that was just hilarious.

  • @mudkipman98
    @mudkipman98 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    18:20 Watch the hand of the mayor. It doesn't match her skin color at all. How could that have missed something like that?

    • @xenomorphic7887
      @xenomorphic7887 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It looks like she's wearing brown gloves.

    • @mudkipman98
      @mudkipman98 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't know...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      Ok, maybe she is X|
      Seriously though, it looked like it at first.

  • @mac1991seth
    @mac1991seth 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wait! Wait, wait, wait. Doug's friend in the animated series is called Skeeter? Girls must dig this nickname. You know. At least the dude is known for pulling out in time.

  • @JonathanDelphia
    @JonathanDelphia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Doug's 1 ST movie
    Budget $5 million
    Box office $19.4 million

  • @jonathandelgado4703
    @jonathandelgado4703 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this movie is basically Diary of a Wimpy Kid: third wheel but with the monster Side Story.

  • @flatelbow
    @flatelbow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My dad's name is Don, and he's told me of the countless Donald Duck jokes he had to endure as a kid.

    • @Loopyboy447
      @Loopyboy447 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or in this case, Donald trump

  • @Jaceblue04
    @Jaceblue04 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The Pokemon movies were epic!

    • @balfanghellfire
      @balfanghellfire 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Jaceblue04 I like to think that him having to review Doug's 1st movie as punishment for his blatant bias review of Mewtwo's Strikes Back.

    • @balfanghellfire
      @balfanghellfire 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** That's because he came into it knowing nothing about it.

    • @balfanghellfire
      @balfanghellfire 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** That's because the movie was made for people who already know and saw the show because that's who will watch the movie.

    • @smoothwaveproudctions6678
      @smoothwaveproudctions6678 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tmnt movie from the 1990s movie are epic

    • @cartoonprofessor0373
      @cartoonprofessor0373 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were my childhood

  • @soletrek7126
    @soletrek7126 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Not only did I like Doug, it was my favorite show on Nickelodeon. Disney brought it down.

  • @rodster6campingprepper
    @rodster6campingprepper 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I hated this show as a kid too. I never understood why anyone would watch this when they could be watching giant robots battling or a barbarian fighting a skull headed wizard. An elite combat unit thwarting a terrorist organization.

    • @greenblues7567
      @greenblues7567 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      COBRAAAAA!

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some people like slice-of-life shows. Personally, I always found action shows boring when I was a kid, I preferred comedies.

  • @coleyjervase
    @coleyjervase 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Fucky town!"
    For food, fucks, and fun!
    "STOP SAYING THAT!" XD

  • @kingofthings7929
    @kingofthings7929 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:07 C'mon Critic, you know Wiseau belongs there.

  • @velociraptor4you3291
    @velociraptor4you3291 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now I do have some affection for the Disney version of "Doug" because I used to watch it as a kid. But after seeing this...wow, the movie was REALLY missing a LOT.

    • @Jurassic1993Park
      @Jurassic1993Park 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder if Doug Walker was really mocked at school for having that name.

    • @velociraptor4you3291
      @velociraptor4you3291 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Hmmm...that's a question that needs answering.

    • @jakeworshamofficial
      @jakeworshamofficial 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Well in his review of Nicktoons, he said it was horrible and gave a scenario saying he was mocked because of the show, and also because it was about a wimpy dork that had the same name.

    • @Jurassic1993Park
      @Jurassic1993Park 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jake Worsham True.

    • @velociraptor4you3291
      @velociraptor4you3291 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jake Worsham Interesting.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I watch this episode just for the Blues Brothers joke.

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Tareltonlives I enjoyed that joke, too.

  • @liamdexter654
    @liamdexter654 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:08, Who is that a picture of. To me, it looks like the guy from the Room. Tommy Wisseau or something.

  • @knappbryan13
    @knappbryan13 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The sequel montage was going a little too fast for me that when Peter Pan 2 came up I thought it said "Peter Pan: Never Laid"

  • @Bloodanna
    @Bloodanna 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how much this shows off the fact that Doug never really watched the show all that much: the fantasy sequences were, like, constant in the show and dangerous. Funnie nearly got killed a few times because of them.

  • @jasonadams7223
    @jasonadams7223 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    hey my school talked about our prom so much it almost drove me up a wall

    • @oliverpackman3138
      @oliverpackman3138 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank god that I live in Britain none of this happen at my school but only sometimes 😅

    • @TheGamingLord77
      @TheGamingLord77 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** actually a dance is multiple times throughout a year, prom is once a year

  • @BHStudios01
    @BHStudios01 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    ACK! Can't stand Roger's voice in this movie. Not the voice we're used to from the tv show.

  • @noahkarpinski1824
    @noahkarpinski1824 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    (Puts nerd glasses on) Aaaaaactualy Pokemon the first movie was originally called The Pokemon Movie. The changed a few laters to change the title to make it easier.

  • @Deidoouu
    @Deidoouu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:39 "You are fired from breathing, please pack up your desk and kindly leave LIIIIFEEE"

  • @matthewoconnor5975
    @matthewoconnor5975 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:14 HE IS HOLDING A SPACE CORE OMG

  • @dantefarefox4489
    @dantefarefox4489 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ya know, seeing JedWario's cameo in this (From the clip from Suburban Knights) made me feel pretty sad that I didnt even hear about him untill after he died. I wish I had done, he seemed like a really nice guy.

  • @benw4409
    @benw4409 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    YOU ARE FIRED FROM BREATHING!

  • @BowserandLover1
    @BowserandLover1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hey Arnold! was definitely a more entertaining show than Doug.

    • @diggerfan9319
      @diggerfan9319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +BowserandLover1 Ain't that the truth. I bet "Hey, Arnold!" took 'some' inspiration from Doug once Doug moved over to Disney and made it better.

  • @TheREALwymario
    @TheREALwymario 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:43 SWEET JAYZUS ITS MEGA-MUDKIP!

  • @animegx45
    @animegx45 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This movie should've gotten a spin-off sequel about the robot.

  • @phantomspydj
    @phantomspydj 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm still a fan of Doug the cartoon series. And yes I still hum the theme song

    • @phantomspydj
      @phantomspydj 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      both Nick and Disney

    • @MrFoolD
      @MrFoolD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      0:09

    • @SoupyGuy193
      @SoupyGuy193 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's the name of the theme song?.... SORRY BUT I GOTTA DO IT.... DARUDE - SANDSTORM