Did anyone else notice at 4:08 Shark boy’s dad called him “Shark boy” as they drifted away, that means the dad actually named his son Shark boy. Best dad ever.
@@ninjaman815 I dunno, man. Drifting away on a single raft with no food, water or shelter while your son is on an identical raft drifting in the opposite direction doesn't really seem like a nickname kind of situation to me...
PokéCenter I myself didn't love it. Actually it was the first 3D movie that I could see and I was really excited about it. But yeah, I didn't remember the animations being so crappy.
@@GoatPopsicle agreed. If the film turned out crap he had an easy out...thankfully he didnt go the teen titans go route of manipulating SO much to call people who insult the work a piece of shit for "criticizing a piece of work meant for a child" seriously Teen titans go instead of just giving a make a wish kid a small role or cameo in the show like my little pony instead wrote the whole episode around the kid and shit on the fanbase in the process essentially using the kid as a shield and might as well have said "your going to take a shot an episode all about a dying kid" Even though funny enough that kid is creepily flirted with by raven and starfire (putting my possible joke jealousy aside)
On my complete honesty: A story based off a person’s dreams and their dream world sounds like an interesting idea. Reflecting how weird and surreal dreams are. This movie could’ve done so much more if they used a higher budget, better CGI and a couple of rewrites. But the way it was left makes it feel less like a movie and more like an actual dream: Wild, messy and all over the place.
I am an aspiring writer and artist and one of my main works in progress is based on a fever dream I had. Like I had a dream about a complex isekai harem anime setup where the main character is a 40's detective summoned by complete accident by a novice wizard. This poor dude was the epicenter of a huge collection of fancy political ladies . . . But the twist was he's gay, and his closeted 40's brain is afraid to reveal it. The world and story in general have completely evolved beyond that premise, but the Dick and the Wiz are still characters, even if they aren't the main focus anymore lol So yeah, trippy fever dream shit is sometimes the most fun shit to work with.
“I called her lavagirl” “Actually it’s Amanda“ “LAVAGIRL” “Why do you feel the need to name me?” “LAVAGIRL” “Does Rodriguez always name kids after things“ “LAVAGIRL” “Okay, fine, lavagirl”
Surprisingly where I live it was aired on a dub version, so actually the voice actors were good and had better voice expression, so everyone sounded exited and interested. Watching in English now makes me feel bummed, the real actors do sound so bored.
Martin Boone I’m sorry to hear that. I had a similar experience but don’t worry life gets better. Just remember the good things about your life and dream a better dream. Sure there’s nothing better than having a father but sometimes when you get what you want it doesn’t always turn out the way you think it will. Just live life to it’s fullest.
Max has a bunkbed. One theory is that Max had a sibling who passed away and that's his parents are always arguing. I think that would have been a better movie than we’ve got
@@Super165i I understand he wanted to make this for his children, but maybe he should have made it watchable for everyone else too, and I’m not just talking about that 3D gimmick that gets old faster than the outdated computer animation.
+Ittoqqortoormiit “ᐃᓄᔨᒌᑦᑑᓗᐊᖅᑐᑎᒃ” From the Land of Green I know everything and you know nothing! At the end of class both of you will report to the principles office...with your parents!
Does anyone else get distracted by how when Sharkboy is separated from his dad you can hear his dad yell "sharkboy" in the background. Was he called that at birth? Even if it was a Nickname, wouldn't you yell your son's real name is your put into such a serious situation?
"This Kid's Training to be a Spider-Man Villain". *about like 11 years pass and Tom Holland is acting as Peter Parker and, Peter, is Getting in trouble for missing school* this kid shows up and screams "have him expelled!" Out of nowhere to the principal.
My Favorite Moments Shortcuts: 6:31 Marvel Villain in training 7:58 The time had come 12:19 Joke on a Silver Platter 13:20 Random robot face visits his children 14:46 Show, don't tell 19:32 Guess Who? 20:03 NARWHALS! 20:54 Let it BLOW 21:37 Departure of a friend 22:12 Hungry Hungry Hippos 24:29 That's unexpected
Yeah, the kid playing Linus looked like he was having the time of his life playing the villain. And while the movie is admittedly really bad, it's still a guilty pleasure that I like to pop in every now and again. Though if you're of age, definitely bring some booze when watching this...
A real weird story of mine: years ago i had a sleepover with some friends and we watched this movie, i will never forget what one of my friends said in that disturbing Lavagirl melting scene, he said quoting "Man, that is sexy", i want to make something clear in that age we were like 12-14 y.o (i was the oldest) and even with storming hormones that scene was weird but he took that weirdly far. End of that story of a friend that was very amused from a girl of lava melting.
22:45...can't...stop...laughing...need...to...BREATHE! That...was one of the funniest and well-timed-with-the-music "WTF?!" expressions I have ever seen! LITERALLY ROFL!
When you're in a dream, it seems to cut to different sequences and situations. You usually don't question what you're doing there and just go along with it. I feel like shark boy and lava girl actually portrayed dreams accurately. That's why no matter how weird and dumb people think this movie is, dreams are suppose to be weird and not make sense. The movie I think did best to show what dreams feel and look like in reality is Paprika.
My dream had a cassette tape player in it. And flying shoes. Another had a murderous forgery painting and artist, feather boas, lots of knives, a plot involving bus fare and I got stabbed to death. Also the whole thing turned to Picasso style art and impressionist colors.
When he said that it was in a manner of saying just how important she was to him after all there's nothing that says your romantic partner can't also be your best friend
I may be reading too deep into this but I think Max created Sharkboy and Lavagirl to help deal with his troubled family situation and his parents fighting all the time. I think Sharkboy and Lavagirl are supposed to represent Max’s parents and how they work together even though they’re not compatible (water and fire)
I honestly feel bad for these kids though, like we all have that one thing you look back on and cringe about when you were a kid. Whether it's a emo phase or whatever, but these poor kids, their cringe attacks are an ENTIRE MOVIE
+Haley Landry kind of like reading old fanfictions you posted online when you were around 13-15(not my situation, just giving an example). You could delete them now, but they wouldn't be completely forgotten. Kind of makes me wonder how much did Rodriquez alter from his kid's original version. Considering the critic already made a wet dream joke in the review, I honestly hope that the kid's story wasn't as creepy as a 13-15 year old's bad fanfiction. Although that would be me assuming the worst from someone who I only know through name and a parody character. So that also wouldn't be fair for the kid either
+Haley Landry Couldn't be worse than Dana Carvey, aka, the Master of Disguise. 1% on Rotten tomatoes when the Last Airbender got 6%? That's when you know you've got the ultimate cringe attack.
I was a camp counselor at this ranch last summer and this was the only movie there (besides spy kids 3), so I slowly learned to appreciate it. And I even have a theory that after Max has his journal stolen and goes to sleep, the movie is just one of his dreams, but then the sad thing is that he's not actually happy on the end cause it will turn out just to be a dream, and he will learn that somethings are out of your power and he probably can't prevent his parents from being divorced no matter how hard he dreams for it.
22:11 Never thought that the words Hungry Hungry Hippos could be followed up with a dramatic sounding effect, and yet, here we are. And god damn is it hilarious.
" 'If you put quotes around something and then a name after it, it surprisingly doesn't automatically make it important' - Nostalgia Critic 2015" -pedro fellipe m. pires
When he said "yes thats jacob from twilight" And when i watch twilight for the first time and saw jacob i was like "do i know you,i think ive seen you before"
Briza Schuler Jesus Christ how many now famous people were in Robert Rodriguez films?! You have Taylor Laughtner and whoever Alison was played by in Pretty Little Liars, Selena Gomez’s cameo in Spy Kids 3: Game Over, etc.
Isn’t that more of a spinoff? They more focused on the kids in that film. But what really bothers me is that Sharkboy has a different actor. Was Taylor Lautner that hard to get?
I just realized something... Sharkboy never NEEDED any saving. Yes, he was shocked unconscious and was underwater. But, he has GILLS. He doesn't need to be brought up to breath air. He can BREATH. UNDER. WATER. So the whole plot point of Lavagirl having to save her was pointless and just...like... what?
Cynthia King You clearly haven't studied shark physiology. Certain shark species need to be constantly on the move, otherwise air will not go into their gills and they'll end up dying. It's one of the reasons why shark-finning is frowned upon.
William Raymond I would understand if they made that a point in the movie... but they don't. They never bring that up. Never. There are points in time where he's just sitting and he breaths just fine. Also- he's sinking-- So technically water WOULD be moving into his gills. I understand that point of how sharks work and all; but that clearly isn't where they were going
i21meerkat It's an upgrade. Not one in quality, but he got popular. If only someone could suggest a good movie starring him. Cause this is the only one I know he starred in. Yes, Twilight, but I would rather jump through a window and break my legs than see that movie.
i21meerkat Just wondering, what's the name of the character in your icon? I've been searching for it for a while. -Paintspot Infez Wasabi! Like if you agree Reply if you've heard of me
I remembered enjoying this movie TOO much as a kid! I remember having my mom make me a Lavagirl costume for Halloween which I wore until it outgrew me, and I would go CRAZY acting along this movie and pretending I was Lavagirl! I would play the movie and jump on the couch, do gymnastics and go pretty much do a one woman re-enactment of all of Lavagirl’s moments as the movie went on! My mom even took video! Childhood memories
*cries because I actually liked this movie when I was a kid and still now* Tbh this was the inspiration in making a whinsical world and not being afraid of actually having a wild imagination
"If you put quotes around something and then a name after it... it *surprisingly* doesn't automatically make it important." - Nostalgia Critic (Doug Walker)
13:14 It’s at that point I think to myself shit is that Willem Defoe after snapping myself back to reality and saying no no no it’s just a dude that sounded like him. Then after a search later holy crap George Lopez appears as the person who voiced that character and my mind simply explodes from the sheer discovery
so your just a shell and not a person anymore like a lot of other people apparently want to be I prefer to keep certain feelings however painful they might be if your without them it's like a void a void pretty much for the most part is quite nearly impossible for me to imagine nor would I want to at that point nearly nothing could save me please don't give up even when I've been at my worst and thought about suicide I couldn't do it too many things I care about and too afraid to die even if you if you don't think about suicide don't give up and just be a drone looking for pleasure and vices.
I think Shark Boy would make an amazing comic series with his altered origin story being the first issue of the series. Plus his story ark could be about the journey of finding his father, whilst facing Villians, like a better Mr. Electric and making allies like his partner and potential love interest Lavagirl. These stories could take place in a place where Shark-Boy and his father used to live. This would be because that would be the most logical place to begin looking. Of course, there would be other visited places such as Lavagirl's Home and The Infamous Underwater Wreckage of Shark-Boy's home. Here Shark-Boy could discover why he got his powers and how the adoptive sharks were able to find him after the storm.
Vader: obi wan never told you what happened to your father! Luke: he told me enough! He told me you killed him! Vader: I did NOT! Mr. Electric, send him to the principal's office and have him exPELLED!
Gandalf: Sauron forged this ring in the land of Mordor, in the fires of mount doom. Sauron: I DID NOT! Mr. ElEcTrIc, SeNd HiM tO tHe PrInCiPlE’s OfFiCe AnD hAvE hIm ExPeLlEd!
“Dream dream dream dream dream dream” is the best fucking thing to come out of this movie, that and Linus. I remember that scene so vividly to this day.
***** Omfg Jack Black was gold in that other-wise shitty movie. Boy the Never Ending Story franchise went down hill. XD "Yo what is up homie!? Chill! I'm gonna rock his world." Back when those terms were "hip". He reminds me of how TFS portrays Android 17.
Movie literally made no sense: -Why is Max being overly dramatic with the opening narration? -Who names their kid sharkboy at birth? -Why do the sharks act like dolphins when being fed? -Why do the sharks literally talk? -How the hell could he have quickly evolved with gills, sharp teeth, a fake-looking fin, and claws? Sharks don’t have #%$&ing claws! -Where the hell did he get that costume? -What was Max’s motivation for bringing a complete stranger he doesn’t know into his house? -How could sharkboy’s dad be in the universe if he just got lost at sea? -How do his parents not notice lavagirl when she’s literally glowing? -What kind of surname is Electricidad? -Does max really need that sh*t load of plugs for just a clock and lava lamp? -“Dream of drool” sounds dumb. -Tobor is literally robot spelled backwards. Was this ripping off troll 2? -If he lives right in front of the school, why couldn’t he escape the bullies by going straight home? -Why does sharkboy claw a space map to the planet on the board if only max is going and not anyone else? -If he doesn’t know how to fly that rocket, then how did it even get there? -When talking about the locations to reach the dream layer, why are they making it sound like a Dora the explorer ripoff? -Why is Sharkboy posing on the coaster like $&#%ing Tarzan? -“All you have to do is keep it on track.” “There is no track.” Then what the hell was that robot talking about?!? -Max dreamed about his parents being cookie giants. WTF?!? -The Dream song is horrible. -Max looking stupidly cartoony when being electrocuted after putting on war paint. -What’s with those stupid faces lavagirl is making when melting into lava? -Why does Max need her lava finger to draw a heart on a creamy frosting when he could easily do that with his own finger? Is it for the so called “cool” but still bad CGI? In fact, why didn’t he just say it was shaped like a heart? -Why was lavagirl pissed at both of the boys after they were telling her about the plughounds? Was she thinking the lay they betrayed her or something? -Why are lavagirl and Max so happy and joyful about those annoying “laaaa-la-laaaa” bubble freaks? Even I agree with sharkboy that their song is stupid and annoying. -“Don’t listen to him. He’s a cod fish.” First off, you and max are the ones being happily juvenile over those annoying bubble weirdos. Second, did she just rip off Peter Pan when saying cod fish? -“Shark frenzy!” What’s the point of her yelling that out loud? -Why does sharkboy sometimes walk on four like if he’s more sharkDOG? -Why did Max stupidly give lavagirl the journal? -What the hell is it with her identity issues? -So evolution into a shark gave sharkboy to squirt water from his hands? -Why is the ice princess’ father talking like if she and max are getting married? -“It didn’t work.” “I tried to tell you, only the ice princess could use it.” Then why the #%&$ was the point of her giving the Crystal to max after she just said only she could use it to save the planet?!? Was she bipolar or something? -“You’re….light!” Max, I’m light. Thank you.” WTF does that even mean that she’s “light”? Is this copying Bionicle Mask Of Light? -Lavagirl’s volcano power gives max powers. WTF??!?!?!? -Brain storm and brain freeze are both bad puns in this battle. -“He’s going to try and destroy you in your sleep.” So Mr Electric is Freddy Krueger? -“Blink your eyes 3 times.” Lavagirl, please don’t give that creepy smile again. -Why does max wake up on the floor with both his hands on his face like a little girl(unless he’s a closeted queer kid, so maybe that would explain)? -The teacher lifting the desk like he’s #%&@ing Superman. -“Must have taken a life on its own.” So a dream is so powerful it becomes real and takes a life on its own? WTF?!? -“I thought you wanted me to leave.” “No I don’t, your my best friend!” Um, no you’re married. -Why does he does he close his eyes and says please come back when there’s a $&#%ing monster tornado right in front of him after it just sucked it wife?!? What if that fails and he just gets sucked in like an idiot?!? -Bad guy dies, and the kids celebrate by playing in the snow. WTF?!? And they’re celebrating as if he’s Hitler now dead even they were never familiar with Mr Electric. -Where the #%&@ did lavagirl get that Indian dress? So in conclusion, if there’s no answers to why this bad CGI-ed Wizard of Oz ripoff doesn’t make sense, then this movie is rated a solid “F.” Any comments?
I'll be honest: I remember it looking bad when I was a kid. Now looking at it again I'm actually a bit traumatized. Sorry, maybe I just had higher standards when I was little. Or perhaps I was a demanding little twat who grew up and became a professional asshole by developing homicidal and megalomaniacal tendencies in an attempt to fill the gap in my soul that this movie's effects were previously unable to take care of due to my excessive requirements.
I feel bad for the main actors of Twilight, people just know them as “Edward from Twilight,” “Bella from Twilight,” and “Jacob from Twilight.” Man, careers ruined.
Totally. Although that's if people REMEMBER Twi-shite. I was slightly saddened to learn that Taylor Lautner was in the Twilight films. It says a LOT when Sharkboy is his better role!
I think NC knew his name, but he hates reapeatin things (seein as both Sharkboy and Lavagirl real names are both Taylor) and said Jacob from Twilight instead
Lyubimov89 Better than my name I don't want to say it, but I'll give you some hints (That only work if you played Saints Row) The first half of my name is the last name of a male character and the second half of my name is the first name of a female character
FIVE MILLION VIEWS!! He RUINED my DREAM JOURNAL!!
aw yea
send him to the principal's office and have him EXPELLED!
Jake yea
I KNOW EVERYTHING! AND YOU KNOW NOTHING!
AT THE END OF CLASS, BOTH OF YOU WILL REPORT TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE.......WITH YOUR PARENTS!!!!!!
Did anyone else notice at 4:08 Shark boy’s dad called him “Shark boy” as they drifted away, that means the dad actually named his son Shark boy.
Best dad ever.
H i Isn’t that a nickname
@@ninjaman815 I dunno, man. Drifting away on a single raft with no food, water or shelter while your son is on an identical raft drifting in the opposite direction doesn't really seem like a nickname kind of situation to me...
Shark boy : fuck you shark dad
jindo5 my lord that’s amazing
@@rosemarylandivar5110 or Wilson.
"If you put quotes around something and put a name after it, it doesn't make it important"
-Nostalgia Critic
Jacob Woodson oh the irony
This comment deserves more likes.
Jacob Woodson I love Irony
Jacob Woodson
IM DYING LMFAOO
Jacob Woodson " "If you put quotes around something and put a name after it, it doesn't make it important"
-Nostalgia Critic"
-Jacob Woodson
“Look kids, I’m home.”
“Yaaaaaaaaaaay.”
The best part of this episode
"Where's my father?
Check the bottom of the ocean"
Damn. What a cold line 😂
SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED
Riley Jones With your parents.
Riley Jones e
Riley Jones HE RUINED MY MEME JOURNAL
I had a wheezing fit when I heard him say that
THEN IT WILL BE MY TURN TO LOOK AFTER FLUFFY THE HAMSTER FOR THE WEEKEND! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
They say Childhood is the best visual effect ever.
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PokéCenter I myself didn't love it. Actually it was the first 3D movie that I could see and I was really excited about it. But yeah, I didn't remember the animations being so crappy.
Odhil95 yeah I don't like this movie either
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When I was a kid I was 90% sure that mr. Electric was my bus driver
That's fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Well, my bus driver is Robbie rotten...
@@D0VEGUM ....You realize he's dead, right?
Dracos002
No, the guy was literally identical to Robbie rotten
@@D0VEGUM Ooooooooh, I thought you thought he was the actual Robbie Rotten. My bad. Just pretend I never said anything.
Linus is easily the best part of the movie. That kid is hamming it up to the absolute maximum and it is a JOY to watch.
“If you put quotes around something and then a name after it, it surprisingly doesn’t automatically make it important.”
The Nostalgia Critic
Boss Man there's no dash after the name. 0/10
Azathoth before
"there's no dash after the name. 0/10"
-Azathoth
"before"
-Trev
"there's no dash after the name. 0/10" Azathoth -
Boss Man 😂
You know Racer was so involved that he even attended the casting sessions, he literally picked out Sharkboy and Lavagirl
TatlTails39 probably went out of his/her way to pick the worst actors.
That really is Rodriguez trying to pass the buck. Who wants to crap on a movie based on a kids dream, that he was totally involved with.
@@GoatPopsicle agreed. If the film turned out crap he had an easy out...thankfully he didnt go the teen titans go route of manipulating SO much to call people who insult the work a piece of shit for "criticizing a piece of work meant for a child" seriously Teen titans go instead of just giving a make a wish kid a small role or cameo in the show like my little pony instead wrote the whole episode around the kid and shit on the fanbase in the process essentially using the kid as a shield and might as well have said "your going to take a shot an episode all about a dying kid"
Even though funny enough that kid is creepily flirted with by raven and starfire (putting my possible joke jealousy aside)
@@CurtyTails that episode hurt me
A lot
Now I want to raise an army of cartoons and destroy Teen Titans Go
(but not Teen Titans. That's cool)
Couldn't have said it any better myself
This movie looked alot cooler when I was a kid but now it looks like an acid trip lol
yes it does
That gives me an amazing idea...
Ikr?
Damn now that you mention it.
I know, right?
On my complete honesty: A story based off a person’s dreams and their dream world sounds like an interesting idea. Reflecting how weird and surreal dreams are.
This movie could’ve done so much more if they used a higher budget, better CGI and a couple of rewrites. But the way it was left makes it feel less like a movie and more like an actual dream: Wild, messy and all over the place.
Well thats coz it was based on his kids dreams and stories. Which is why I always liked that it was like that. Its exactly like a dream
I kinda like the CGI because it reflects on a child imagination
I am an aspiring writer and artist and one of my main works in progress is based on a fever dream I had.
Like I had a dream about a complex isekai harem anime setup where the main character is a 40's detective summoned by complete accident by a novice wizard. This poor dude was the epicenter of a huge collection of fancy political ladies . . . But the twist was he's gay, and his closeted 40's brain is afraid to reveal it.
The world and story in general have completely evolved beyond that premise, but the Dick and the Wiz are still characters, even if they aren't the main focus anymore lol
So yeah, trippy fever dream shit is sometimes the most fun shit to work with.
@@esmetheexpressohyena9337I especially love the vibrant colors. This is one of very few CGI fests that doesn't bother my eyes.
There is already a movie with a similar premise and concept to this, but done better: Inception.
“He hit me!”
“I DID NOT HIT HER! I DID NOT! Oh, hi Mark.”
Oh, hi shark.
Oh Hi Tom.
“I did not ruin your journal, it’s bullshit, I did not ruin It, I did naht”
@@sonnyfox8407 “oh hi max”
Remember when Disney channel always played this movie
This and Spy Kids was always on.
yes
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
@TheLuigifan8881 What's that?
@TheLuigifan8881 Yeah.. Which type of disease it is?
“I called her lavagirl”
“Actually it’s Amanda“
“LAVAGIRL”
“Why do you feel the need to name me?”
“LAVAGIRL”
“Does Rodriguez always name kids after things“
“LAVAGIRL”
“Okay, fine, lavagirl”
I have a friend called Amanda
*say what*
AGHR! AMANDA! AGHR!
*say WHAT*
ahem...hello Mandy how may I help you
or Philamena, also the name of Celestia's pet phoenix, so that would be a better name.
*L A V A G I R L*
I thought she said actually I'm a man
*L U H V U H G U R L*
You got to give the movie this, it had a pretty creative idea and plot.
True
Plus a good Villain and meme
While the execution a bit weird (to say the least) it really was the core parts of the story that had caught our attention as kids
It literally didn't, it was just Neverending Story and Where the Wild Things Are passed through a liquidifier
"Mr. Electric, send him to the principal's office and have him expelled-" *Battlefield 1 music plays*
*Rise of the Empire*
Someone make that a thing
TheMasterKiller2013
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
*M R . E L E C T R I C , S E N D H I M T O T H E P R I N C I P A L ‘ S O F F I C E T O H A V E H I M E X P E L L E D !*
Which Battlefield 1 soundtrack plays after that scene?
"Even the magical robot sounds disinterested"
Really think about that for a minute
Surprisingly where I live it was aired on a dub version, so actually the voice actors were good and had better voice expression, so everyone sounded exited and interested. Watching in English now makes me feel bummed, the real actors do sound so bored.
Crawling Topiary what language dub was it?
Oh, hey 2D.....
@@cutelasscutlass876 Latinamerica Dub
Hello 2D from Gorillaz Demon Days. Phase 2
I dreamed really hard my dad would come back. It's been 19 years since.
Martin Boone
I’m sorry to hear that. I had a similar experience but don’t worry life gets better. Just remember the good things about your life and dream a better dream. Sure there’s nothing better than having a father but sometimes when you get what you want it doesn’t always turn out the way you think it will. Just live life to it’s fullest.
The Screenslaver You’re Goddamn Right!!😎😎😎
Man
You, I and thousands of other people know the experience
Dude, that's depressing as all fuck. Sorry bro.
Im sorry...
Max has a bunkbed. One theory is that Max had a sibling who passed away and that's his parents are always arguing. I think that would have been a better movie than we’ve got
At least it would have given us something.
@@MovieFan1912 true
@@Super165i Robert Rodriguez should have thought of that.
@@MovieFan1912 maybe he should’ve
@@Super165i I understand he wanted to make this for his children, but maybe he should have made it watchable for everyone else too, and I’m not just talking about that 3D gimmick that gets old faster than the outdated computer animation.
HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL
I did NOT! Mr. Electric, SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED!
+Ittoqqortoormiit “ᐃᓄᔨᒌᑦᑑᓗᐊᖅᑐᑎᒃ” From the Land of Green I know everything and you know nothing! At the end of class both of you will report to the principles office...with your parents!
we want to stop the darkness from destroying our world
I dID NAaUGht! MISTER ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL AND HA V E H I M E XP E L L E D
+Oscar Dighton Oh hai Oscar
Does anyone else get distracted by how when Sharkboy is separated from his dad you can hear his dad yell "sharkboy" in the background. Was he called that at birth? Even if it was a Nickname, wouldn't you yell your son's real name is your put into such a serious situation?
"But Dad, I want to be a doctor!"
" _NO!_ You will be a MARINE BIOLOGIST and NOTHING ELSE!"
I think his name is Jacob
ani mazing late response i think he was yelling to his son there’s sharks boy! but he heard that and guessing after a while he forgot his actual name
milkshake285 I never would have thought of that, interesting theory 👍
I always thought that the boy was young enough that maybe he did the "daddy my name is not X call me... SHARKBOY!" Type thing.
"This Kid's Training to be a Spider-Man Villain". *about like 11 years pass and Tom Holland is acting as Peter Parker and, Peter, is Getting in trouble for missing school* this kid shows up and screams "have him expelled!" Out of nowhere to the principal.
Principal: I know everything! And you know nothing! At the end of class, BOTH of you report to my office. With your parents!
@@rickyrosay33977 he's not the principal Dumbass
@Aster what does that mean?
@@spawn760 The joke flew over your head
Joke
You
His Supervillain name is "The Hall-Monitor"
My Favorite Moments Shortcuts:
6:31 Marvel Villain in training
7:58 The time had come
12:19 Joke on a Silver Platter
13:20 Random robot face visits his children
14:46 Show, don't tell
19:32 Guess Who?
20:03 NARWHALS!
20:54 Let it BLOW
21:37 Departure of a friend
22:12 Hungry Hungry Hippos
24:29 That's unexpected
MJF
11:07 Sharkboy saying Fuck
Yeah, the kid playing Linus looked like he was having the time of his life playing the villain.
And while the movie is admittedly really bad, it's still a guilty pleasure that I like to pop in every now and again.
Though if you're of age, definitely bring some booze when watching this...
Or pot
Me in the past: Wow what a great movie!
Me now: What did I watched upon this land
Yes, as a kid I thought it was the best movie ever, now I think it's the worst.
I now watch this channel because of this episode. I remembered watching this so i clicked this
What kind of drug trip is this?
I D I D N O T !
M I S T E R E L E C T R I C ,
S E N D H I M T O T H E
P R I N C I P A L ' S O F F I C E
A N D H A V E H I M
E X P E L L E D !
naught*
+Daniel Andujar Sorry, I should know better
+Oscar Dighton Noooo please ;-;
HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL
Why would he get expelled haahahahahahaha he did nothing
A real weird story of mine: years ago i had a sleepover with some friends and we watched this movie, i will never forget what one of my friends said in that disturbing Lavagirl melting scene, he said quoting "Man, that is sexy", i want to make something clear in that age we were like 12-14 y.o (i was the oldest) and even with storming hormones that scene was weird but he took that weirdly far. End of that story of a friend that was very amused from a girl of lava melting.
What happened to him now? Is he okay? Did he do something?
@@bondocena6654 We talk often now, he didn't do something VERY weird the years later to that
@@Dragonmafia7 well that's good.
I-
@@Dragonmafia7 lets be real doing that at the age of 12 is absolutely not weird
"Purple flames for hair?" Pretty sure that's pink, kiddo.
One of my favorite masterpieces bby
Leopold Litchenstein maybe it just looks purple
Jekyll /Hyde Are you sure? It looked pink to me
No its blue and black
Brian Jeronimo Sounds like Sharkboy's costume lol
The joke that was handed to him actually says "This is your joke, dummy. Don't blow it."
*hE rUiNeD mY dReAm JoUrNaL!*
I did NOT! Mr Electric send him to the principal’s office and have him *EXPELLED!*
Minus is just the best.
*e x p e l l e d*
"I KNOW EVERYTHING and you...know NOTHING! After class, both of you report to the Principal's Office....WITH YOUR PARENTS!"
22:45...can't...stop...laughing...need...to...BREATHE! That...was one of the funniest and well-timed-with-the-music "WTF?!" expressions I have ever seen! LITERALLY ROFL!
Why is he Gmod bighead
@@Trainboi1983 Just part of the movie man.
When you're in a dream, it seems to cut to different sequences and situations. You usually don't question what you're doing there and just go along with it. I feel like shark boy and lava girl actually portrayed dreams accurately. That's why no matter how weird and dumb people think this movie is, dreams are suppose to be weird and not make sense. The movie I think did best to show what dreams feel and look like in reality is Paprika.
XD sooo true vary deep vary deep bro XD agreed!!!!😊❤❤❤
Am I just weird or do other people dream of just their average life xD
You so weeeird, Twipper.
My dream had a cassette tape player in it. And flying shoes. Another had a murderous forgery painting and artist, feather boas, lots of knives, a plot involving bus fare and I got stabbed to death. Also the whole thing turned to Picasso style art and impressionist colors.
Kind of like Alice in Wonderland
*"TAKE HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED!"*- Extremely demented cliche child character
EX-SPELLED!
I spit out my coffee cracking up so hard to the way he spoke
Lol THEN I WILL TAKE CARE OF THE PET HAMSTER FOR THE SCHOOL WEEKEND MWAHAHAHAAA
Freefork I disliked your comment
Chicken Nugger ding
"No I don't, You're my best friend."
-Max's Dad
THIS GUY IS THE ULTIMATE FRIENDZONER, HE FRIRNDZONED HIS ON WIFE!!!
Haha
When he said that it was in a manner of saying just how important she was to him after all there's nothing that says your romantic partner can't also be your best friend
Lmao, though having a wife that’s also a friend is pretty dang good
*MAD LAD*
I guess he meant soulmates tho?
I may be reading too deep into this but I think Max created Sharkboy and Lavagirl to help deal with his troubled family situation and his parents fighting all the time. I think Sharkboy and Lavagirl are supposed to represent Max’s parents and how they work together even though they’re not compatible (water and fire)
I honestly feel bad for these kids though, like we all have that one thing you look back on and cringe about when you were a kid. Whether it's a emo phase or whatever, but these poor kids, their cringe attacks are an ENTIRE MOVIE
+Haley Landry
kind of like reading old fanfictions you posted online when you were around 13-15(not my situation, just giving an example). You could delete them now, but they wouldn't be completely forgotten. Kind of makes me wonder how much did Rodriquez alter from his kid's original version. Considering the critic already made a wet dream joke in the review, I honestly hope that the kid's story wasn't as creepy as a 13-15 year old's bad fanfiction. Although that would be me assuming the worst from someone who I only know through name and a parody character. So that also wouldn't be fair for the kid either
+Haley Landry Couldn't be worse than Dana Carvey, aka, the Master of Disguise. 1% on Rotten tomatoes when the Last Airbender got 6%? That's when you know you've got the ultimate cringe attack.
people 12 and up like me have seen good plus new movie's and tv shows are better than the 90s.
***** I HIGHLY doubt they made millions of dollars, that's like a reach and then some.
***** yes but at what cost
That was officially the funniest episode of Nostalgia Critic lmaoooo
yes
I kinda like his The Room more, though this one is really funny
"You're my best friend"
He friend zoned his wife.
Yes
Source:
Dude trust me
I was a camp counselor at this ranch last summer and this was the only movie there (besides spy kids 3), so I slowly learned to appreciate it. And I even have a theory that after Max has his journal stolen and goes to sleep, the movie is just one of his dreams, but then the sad thing is that he's not actually happy on the end cause it will turn out just to be a dream, and he will learn that somethings are out of your power and he probably can't prevent his parents from being divorced no matter how hard he dreams for it.
I assumed the events of the movie were all part of a dream. It isn't? there's no cruel twist ending where it turns out that he was, in fact, dreaming?
22:11 Never thought that the words Hungry Hungry Hippos could be followed up with a dramatic sounding effect, and yet, here we are. And god damn is it hilarious.
"If you put quotes around something and then a name after it, it surprisingly doesn't automatically make it important"
- Nostalgia Critic 2015
"Huh, now we have all learned something"
-Random TH-cam commentator 2015
" 'If you put quotes around something and then a name after it, it surprisingly doesn't automatically make it important'
- Nostalgia Critic 2015"
-pedro fellipe m. pires
YOU STOLE MY TOP-COMMENT THAT ISN'T A TOP-COMMENT ANYMORE BECAUSE TIME!!!!!!
Just kidding, I'm sure you came up with this yourself.
"If you can't beat them, join them."
-Me
+pedro fellipe m. pires "There's an eagle on my butt!"
-Billy 2007 GAoBaM
You didn’t point out the fact that George Lopez plays FOUR characters:
Mr. Electricidad
Mr. Electric
Tobor
The Ice King who sounds like a woman
I thought he played Tobor.
DH_Artist
Hold the phone! He played Mr. Electric!? Now that you mention it I can totally hear it. Thank you for this revelation.
HE PLAYED MR ELECTRIC?
@@blameitonmillie5506 look at the comment above yours
I'm freeee
When he said "yes thats jacob from twilight"
And when i watch twilight for the first time and saw jacob i was like "do i know you,i think ive seen you before"
content maker101 also the ice princess is Allison in pretty little liars. Yessiree
Briza Schuler Jesus Christ how many now famous people were in Robert Rodriguez films?! You have Taylor Laughtner and whoever Alison was played by in Pretty Little Liars, Selena Gomez’s cameo in Spy Kids 3: Game Over, etc.
@@M0b1us_118 the girl who plays lilly in Hannah Montana is in the second one. Obviously Machete. It's all a full cast of famous
When I rewatched the movie after seeing twilight I was like holy crap
Yeah, like you will never guess that the guy wh played John Deacon in Bohemian Rhapsody is Tim from Jurassic Park. :0
Why do i have a feeling that Critic is going to review the "We can be Heroes" Sequel *SOMEDAY?*
katsuragi how are you alive I thought that sento is in control of your body
Jamal Gordon yes when I was 9 but the character he is roleplaying is from kamen rider that I watch
Isn’t that more of a spinoff? They more focused on the kids in that film. But what really bothers me is that Sharkboy has a different actor. Was Taylor Lautner that hard to get?
@@DeviemTwen I heard he was busy with another project but is willing to return for a sequel
I just realized something... Sharkboy never NEEDED any saving. Yes, he was shocked unconscious and was underwater. But, he has GILLS. He doesn't need to be brought up to breath air. He can BREATH. UNDER. WATER. So the whole plot point of Lavagirl having to save her was pointless and just...like... what?
Omg thats so true! Cant believe I didn't notice that
gisselle juarez Ikr! I had to watch to watch it a couple times before I realized that!
+Cynthia King Sharkboy's a Water type. Electric type moves are super effective on him so the water wasn't going to help him
Cynthia King You clearly haven't studied shark physiology. Certain shark species need to be constantly on the move, otherwise air will not go into their gills and they'll end up dying. It's one of the reasons why shark-finning is frowned upon.
William Raymond I would understand if they made that a point in the movie... but they don't. They never bring that up. Never. There are points in time where he's just sitting and he breaths just fine. Also- he's sinking-- So technically water WOULD be moving into his gills.
I understand that point of how sharks work and all; but that clearly isn't where they were going
7:44 Did he just tell me to imagine a 12 year old boy without his shirt on ... ?
Yes. Yes, he did.
Jacob Saggytitties
Oh don't worry at least he gets Hot... That felt weird to say...
ThatOneShyguy WITH YOUR PARENTS!!!
Your profile picture is just great, maybe I'm saying that because I like strange things, but it's great.
"are you going to play your tiny paper flute?" XD
"purple flames for hair"
I'm pretty sure that's a hot pink if I've ever seen one
And it’s not even flames it’s clearly just dyed hair
SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM
*_E X P E L L E D_*
*I* KNOW EVERYTHING! AND *YOU* KNOW NOTHING! AFTER CLASS, BOTH IF YOU REPORT TO THE PRINCIPLE'S OFFICE!
ⓌⒾⓉⒽ ⓎⓄⓊⓇ ⓅⒶⓇⒺⓃⓉⓈ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
easily the best line put to film
11:25 DID SOMEBODY SAY TH-cam POOP?
OH YEA MR KRABS
EmperorLemon You love my TH-cam Poops.
OH MAH GOD NOSTALGIA CRITIC WATCHES YTP
THE GODS HAVE ACCENTED US
By the way, I love your YTPs. You really outdid yourself on DeepFrying Nemo.
It's you!
I did a reaction video to your Lighting McQueer poop. I'm planning on doing one for your Spingebill Collection 2 video.
I accidentally read the title as "Fireboy and Watergirl."
It's a good game
MemeAndVines and probably a better movie
What a game.
I loved that game lol
coolmath niggas where u at
"He was a marine biologist in training" **jotaro cujoh would like to know your location**
Props to Taylor Lautner. He went from co-starring in a shitty movie to co-starring in a popular shitty movie(s).
i21meerkat It's an upgrade. Not one in quality, but he got popular.
If only someone could suggest a good movie starring him.
Cause this is the only one I know he starred in. Yes, Twilight, but I would rather jump through a window and break my legs than see that movie.
Seth Kiparis Oh, wouldn't we all...
i21meerkat
Break our legs just not to see Twilight? A lot of us would do that.
Least he will always be known as Youngblood
i21meerkat Just wondering, what's the name of the character in your icon? I've been searching for it for a while.
-Paintspot Infez
Wasabi!
Like if you agree
Reply if you've heard of me
At 12:32 the joke on the silver platter reads: "This is your joke dummy. Don't blow it!"
Mr Robot Head’s reunion with his kids was the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen. So heartfelt.
Agreed! The delight in the voices of the kids upon seeing their dad again is just perfect!
I remembered enjoying this movie TOO much as a kid! I remember having my mom make me a Lavagirl costume for Halloween which I wore until it outgrew me, and I would go CRAZY acting along this movie and pretending I was Lavagirl! I would play the movie and jump on the couch, do gymnastics and go pretty much do a one woman re-enactment of all of Lavagirl’s moments as the movie went on! My mom even took video! Childhood memories
Cards Against Humanity has a card that says, “throwing a virgin into a volcano.” Heh heh, the card is talking about Lavagirl.
Kitty Katja coincidence? I think not
Kitty Katja What do you mean "virgin"
"Virgin" how do you know she hasn't slept with Sharkboy
Can I not think about Sharoboy fucking Lavagirl this movie is already messed up enough
Vexbane Aramori - ... Damn you.
I use to watch this all the time.... my poor mother
Kid, you were like 2 when this was released.
my brother watched it a lot to
Naomi Tao same, lol...
Ditto.
*cries because I actually liked this movie when I was a kid and still now*
Tbh this was the inspiration in making a whinsical world and not being afraid of actually having a wild imagination
HamPrince this movie is why some kids have imaginations
I'd rather have a dark imagination, like Guillermo del Toro.
Jeremy Barker to bad TrollHunters ended lol
Who's here after the sequel announcement
Who’s here after the release of the sequel?
Cayden Boyd as Max could have had a spin off
@JACKSON WILLAFORD Oh good. I can avoid it easier that way.
@JACKSON WILLAFORD Doesn’t make me incorrect. It released on Netflix.
I own this on DVD, complete with 3D glasses. This movie was my childhood.
SAAAAAAAME 😂😂😂 I wanted to be Lavagirl
I used too when I was younger but I have no idea what happened to the movie and glasses
I so loved this too as a kid but then watching it as a teenager was cringey lol There's still some moments that are really memorable though
Well, I remember seeing movie when I was a younger child and see it as fake and boring.
I loved this movie.
"If you put quotes around something and then a name after it... it *surprisingly* doesn't automatically make it important." - Nostalgia Critic (Doug Walker)
P. Roud Tobi Mi U could do it with anything
I see what you did there...
P. Roud Tobi Mi I don't get it.
"Lol"
- Randy Marsh
FUCKING 3D FUCKING 3D! Bernard? *leaves* ... FUCKING 3D FUCKING 3D
A lot of these movies aren't as good as I thought they were as a kid :/
Waits Sharpe You don't say...
That's like, the entire point of the nostalgia critic.
Yep
Yeah same
Agreed
13:14 It’s at that point I think to myself shit is that Willem Defoe after snapping myself back to reality and saying no no no it’s just a dude that sounded like him. Then after a search later holy crap George Lopez appears as the person who voiced that character and my mind simply explodes from the sheer discovery
Spykids3:“I never even got her email address”
Shark boy & lava girl: “I know everything and you know nothing”
Spykids4: “ C L E A N H E R C L O C K “
Sounds Right
200th like
*C L E A N*
*H E R*
*C L O C K*
Me: "Tra la la"
that weird netflix we can be heroes:
SHES GOT SHARK STRENGTH
Lavagirl is clueless to her plot and so are the writers
I grew up with this movie as a kid and honestly idc if it's an acid trip and a half I still love it
Me too!
Agreed
This movie means a lot to me because my sister and I would always watch it every year it came on, it was the one of the only times we got along
That movie was a lot weirder than I remember
*Agreed*
*Right?!*
Sharkboy randomly dancing was the new Rapping Dog.
The Flying Lion Everybody's feel Fine, because it's party time.... I'm sorry, I just had to do it.
The Flying Lion Did the guy who played Sharkboy ever do that in the Twilight films?
The Flying Lion u have to admit he has a good voice when it comes to singing
Lol now you'll treasure hunt finding all the other stuff.
The Flying Lion DO NOT SPEAK OF IT!
just realized why I liked this movie so much as a kid. such a big crush on lavagirl
Same, dude. Then again, I was 10
Old Bird Wing Eh... for me it may have been Taylor Lockner... still got it... I can't remember how young I was when I saw this...
Luke Fletcher gotta get some child sausage amirite
Eh, I was really young... not really in or out of the closet yet...
Luke Fletcher hey, no need to push your sexuality on me, don't gotta be gay to enjoy Taylor Lautner.
16:39
The reference here will always have me laugh to the point where it feels like the front of my neck almost broke!😂🤣
11:23 “But then every once in a while you get the *TH-cam Poop* of 3-D.”
To this day I still can’t believe Doug actually said that.
*_FUCK YOU IN THREE-DEE!!!!!!!!_*
When they mentioned “the darkness” I immediately thought of singing “I believe in a thing called love”
so your just a shell and not a person anymore like a lot of other people apparently want to be I prefer to keep certain feelings however painful they might be if your without them it's like a void a void pretty much for the most part is quite nearly impossible for me to imagine nor would I want to at that point nearly nothing could save me please don't give up even when I've been at my worst and thought about suicide I couldn't do it too many things I care about and too afraid to die even if you if you don't think about suicide don't give up and just be a drone looking for pleasure and vices.
I was reminded of kingdom hearts 😁
I thought he would make a Hobbit reference, something along the lines of
Yes it's a shadow that grows in the dark and its name is Sauron
@jbiehlable not really but I'm still alive still here not that you need to worry about my problems but thanks.
@@Chrisimplayer uh dude what the hell did that have to do with anything?
12:39 the paper says “here’s the joke, don’t blow it!”
In case anyone was wondering
Mia Subia
Not really, just pointing out what it says.
@@fifi_leafy2258 Actually it says "This is your joke dummy, don't blow it!". You can read most of it at 12:33 and that last part at 12:39.
@@fifi_leafy2258 False information.
I think Shark Boy would make an amazing comic series with his altered origin story being the first issue of the series. Plus his story ark could be about the journey of finding his father, whilst facing Villians, like a better Mr. Electric and making allies like his partner and potential love interest Lavagirl. These stories could take place in a place where Shark-Boy and his father used to live. This would be because that would be the most logical place to begin looking. Of course, there would be other visited places such as Lavagirl's Home and The Infamous Underwater Wreckage of Shark-Boy's home. Here Shark-Boy could discover why he got his powers and how the adoptive sharks were able to find him after the storm.
I would love to read that series.
Five Nights at Tobor.
Crispy Toast Five Nights at Lala's
Jekyll /Hyde It could give Freddy Fazbear's Pizza a run for their money.
Crispy Toast yea the Lalas still creep me out. fuckin bubbles
Crispy Toast Tobor: I found you. You're going to die now. Tobor's kids: Yay.
Five Nights at Your House
The house will be filled with your screams (when I fill you with my love)
"Cry static and let slip the plugs of war" was..... actualy impressive. Kudos.
Too bad Rodriguez never wrote it in the script.
cry halibut and let slip the cods of war
Notable Electronic Sounds Cry Insanity and let slip the Freuds of war!
Mr. Electric is my spirit animal.
Homerchu yiss. 😂
Which one, the terrible bland teacher or the terrible bland villain?
IT'S MR. ELECTRICIDAD!
12:30 Just realized the note says "This is your joke, dummy; Don't blow it!" Lol
Vader: obi wan never told you what happened to your father!
Luke: he told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Vader: I did NOT! Mr. Electric, send him to the principal's office and have him exPELLED!
This is one of the better ones in here.
Mr. Electric is Palpatine in disguise.
xD
Gandalf: Sauron forged this ring in the land of Mordor, in the fires of mount doom.
Sauron: I DID NOT! Mr. ElEcTrIc, SeNd HiM tO tHe PrInCiPlE’s OfFiCe AnD hAvE hIm ExPeLlEd!
This comment is beautiful
Dream dream dream dream dream dream dream
Me: well I’m not sleeping ever again
I’m a Yeti nostalgia critic actually skipped the part in the movie when lava girl said it was a bad lullaby
I cannot sleep, lest Taylor Laughtner in a shark suit appears before me and orders me to dream whilst sparkles come out of his fingers
@@mrcritical6751 exactly
Something’s telling me that Critic’s gonna need that Twilight Joke Book again for the new Batman by Robert Pattinson.
Surprisingly he didn't need it
“Dream dream dream dream dream dream” is the best fucking thing to come out of this movie, that and Linus. I remember that scene so vividly to this day.
We can all agree George Lopez is the reason Disney shows reruns of this
Yes XDD
Fuck George Lopez
i actually liked this movie as a kid. Anyone else?
I was 5 when I saw and it was awesome (:
cedic cole I will admit maybe the film did hold up as well as I remembered it but I still like it plus the review was very funny ★
it's not THAT bad
JJBrosGaming yeah its a good movie especially with the 3d glasses it was awesome no no amazing (;
After revisiting it I realized it sucks
Who's here after seeing the pic of Sharkboy and Lavagirl as adults?
Doug you better bring out the Twilight jokes for New Year's.
Me. I was in elementary school when that CGI mess came out. 😂😂😂 I feel old writing this.
That Linus character is quite possibly the most over-the-top villainous bully character since Jack Black in Never Ending Story III.
***** yup
***** He looks he's related to that kid who made the game "locked in the dungeon" in The Sixth Sense.
***** Omfg Jack Black was gold in that other-wise shitty movie. Boy the Never Ending Story franchise went down hill. XD
"Yo what is up homie!? Chill! I'm gonna rock his world."
Back when those terms were "hip". He reminds me of how TFS portrays Android 17.
***** That would be cool if Linus went off against Slip! Who would win? I bet Slip would make Linus his bitch!
***** His name's Linus? I kept thinking it was Lioness.
DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS GOGGLES?!
Matthew Jones hahaha
_we demand sexual equality_
Is it weird for me to say I used to love this movie as a child
Like this movie was my childhood
Teh Sniper its ok I want there to be a sequel
I loved it too
No it's not, liking bad films as a kid is normal because kids are stupid
No, not only are children much more easily entertained than adults, but we tend remember the good things from our childhoods more.
Same
I have to admit that 16:25 made me laugh uncontrollably
Me too
"Dweem dweem dweem dweem dweem dweem dweem"
Sharkboy
I put those thingies around the quote and put a name next to it.
It's important now.
Yes it is
@Gold Source thank you, I didn't know what they were called.
Very important
Fun Fact: They say dream 188 times in this movie, and dreams 51 times. Enjoy.
that a lota ds
Even Inception did not have the word dream in it so many times.
But only 0 shits where given!
How many of those dreams were in shark boys song lol
Movie literally made no sense:
-Why is Max being overly dramatic with the opening narration?
-Who names their kid sharkboy at birth?
-Why do the sharks act like dolphins when being fed?
-Why do the sharks literally talk?
-How the hell could he have quickly evolved with gills, sharp teeth, a fake-looking fin, and claws? Sharks don’t have #%$&ing claws!
-Where the hell did he get that costume?
-What was Max’s motivation for bringing a complete stranger he doesn’t know into his house?
-How could sharkboy’s dad be in the universe if he just got lost at sea?
-How do his parents not notice lavagirl when she’s literally glowing?
-What kind of surname is Electricidad?
-Does max really need that sh*t load of plugs for just a clock and lava lamp?
-“Dream of drool” sounds dumb.
-Tobor is literally robot spelled backwards. Was this ripping off troll 2?
-If he lives right in front of the school, why couldn’t he escape the bullies by going straight home?
-Why does sharkboy claw a space map to the planet on the board if only max is going and not anyone else?
-If he doesn’t know how to fly that rocket, then how did it even get there?
-When talking about the locations to reach the dream layer, why are they making it sound like a Dora the explorer ripoff?
-Why is Sharkboy posing on the coaster like $&#%ing Tarzan?
-“All you have to do is keep it on track.” “There is no track.” Then what the hell was that robot talking about?!?
-Max dreamed about his parents being cookie giants. WTF?!?
-The Dream song is horrible.
-Max looking stupidly cartoony when being electrocuted after putting on war paint.
-What’s with those stupid faces lavagirl is making when melting into lava?
-Why does Max need her lava finger to draw a heart on a creamy frosting when he could easily do that with his own finger? Is it for the so called “cool” but still bad CGI? In fact, why didn’t he just say it was shaped like a heart?
-Why was lavagirl pissed at both of the boys after they were telling her about the plughounds? Was she thinking the lay they betrayed her or something?
-Why are lavagirl and Max so happy and joyful about those annoying “laaaa-la-laaaa” bubble freaks? Even I agree with sharkboy that their song is stupid and annoying.
-“Don’t listen to him. He’s a cod fish.” First off, you and max are the ones being happily juvenile over those annoying bubble weirdos. Second, did she just rip off Peter Pan when saying cod fish?
-“Shark frenzy!” What’s the point of her yelling that out loud?
-Why does sharkboy sometimes walk on four like if he’s more sharkDOG?
-Why did Max stupidly give lavagirl the journal?
-What the hell is it with her identity issues?
-So evolution into a shark gave sharkboy to squirt water from his hands?
-Why is the ice princess’ father talking like if she and max are getting married?
-“It didn’t work.” “I tried to tell you, only the ice princess could use it.” Then why the #%&$ was the point of her giving the Crystal to max after she just said only she could use it to save the planet?!? Was she bipolar or something?
-“You’re….light!” Max, I’m light. Thank you.” WTF does that even mean that she’s “light”? Is this copying Bionicle Mask Of Light?
-Lavagirl’s volcano power gives max powers. WTF??!?!?!?
-Brain storm and brain freeze are both bad puns in this battle.
-“He’s going to try and destroy you in your sleep.” So Mr Electric is Freddy Krueger?
-“Blink your eyes 3 times.” Lavagirl, please don’t give that creepy smile again.
-Why does max wake up on the floor with both his hands on his face like a little girl(unless he’s a closeted queer kid, so maybe that would explain)?
-The teacher lifting the desk like he’s #%&@ing Superman.
-“Must have taken a life on its own.” So a dream is so powerful it becomes real and takes a life on its own? WTF?!?
-“I thought you wanted me to leave.” “No I don’t, your my best friend!” Um, no you’re married.
-Why does he does he close his eyes and says please come back when there’s a $&#%ing monster tornado right in front of him after it just sucked it wife?!? What if that fails and he just gets sucked in like an idiot?!?
-Bad guy dies, and the kids celebrate by playing in the snow. WTF?!? And they’re celebrating as if he’s Hitler now dead even they were never familiar with Mr Electric.
-Where the #%&@ did lavagirl get that Indian dress?
So in conclusion, if there’s no answers to why this bad CGI-ed Wizard of Oz ripoff doesn’t make sense, then this movie is rated a solid “F.”
Any comments?
I actually loved these movies as a kid.
Sean Last same
That's why he's called the nostalgia critic my friend...
He makes you feel like poop for liking terrible movies as a kid.
I don't regret like these films there awesome to me no film is terrible.
Sean Last then you have low standard's
Yep and proud of it
The fact we live in a world where this is getting a sequel
Never remembered the CGI being that bad
I remember just being a kid and watching it when I was bored
Devon Nguyen IKR THATS WHAT I THOUGHT WITH ALL THE SPY KIDS MOVIES AND THIS ONE!!!
Can’t believe this movie came out the same year as the King Kong remake.
Me neither, it looked ok when i was a kid
I'll be honest: I remember it looking bad when I was a kid. Now looking at it again I'm actually a bit traumatized.
Sorry, maybe I just had higher standards when I was little. Or perhaps I was a demanding little twat who grew up and became a professional asshole by developing homicidal and megalomaniacal tendencies in an attempt to fill the gap in my soul that this movie's effects were previously unable to take care of due to my excessive requirements.
I feel bad for the main actors of Twilight, people just know them as “Edward from Twilight,” “Bella from Twilight,” and “Jacob from Twilight.” Man, careers ruined.
Totally. Although that's if people REMEMBER Twi-shite. I was slightly saddened to learn that Taylor Lautner was in the Twilight films. It says a LOT when Sharkboy is his better role!
To me, Robert is “Cedric from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Robert will always be Cedric Diggory in my heart.
I know “Edward from twilight” as “Cedric from Harry Potter”
I think NC knew his name, but he hates reapeatin things (seein as both Sharkboy and Lavagirl real names are both Taylor) and said Jacob from Twilight instead
Who the hell names their child Racer, seriously...
Lyubimov89 Better than my name
I don't want to say it, but I'll give you some hints
(That only work if you played Saints Row)
The first half of my name is the last name of a male character
and the second half of my name is the first name of a female character
IkeFanBoy64 Gataisha?
Luke Fletcher nope, but the first part is right
Well is it the first game only or all of them?
the series in general
6:36 the way he had it cut to mr electric turning his head like that made it look like he was thinking: hmm I might actually do that