0:00 Intro 0:31 Episode 1 4:43 Episode 2 8:08 Episode 3 9:02 Fail's final words before death 12:15 Episode 4 14:16 Dubble is born 17:51 Episode 5 22:04 Episode 6 27:25 Episode 7 29:53 Episode 8 32:10 Gab gets the anti-piracy screen 34:17 Episode 9 39:00 Episode 10 50:05 End & Death Count this took a while
Squilly. I'm too proud of you. You have reached great power and potential in the colony of the Failing Four. You have shown them your works. Thank you Squilly. Thank you for this sudden masterpiece.
Here's the list of the mods they used if you want to try them: Hooked Tconstruct More player models Inventorypet Optifine Baubles Inventory tweaks Bibliocraft Camera Ender compass (I've added more in the replies)
THE PROBLEM: Minecraft updates come out about once every 6 months THE SOLUTION: Make our own updates with a mass of modpacks and other things, made by OTHER PEOPLE, BY THEMSELVES.
Actually all things considered, Minecraft has a ton of things to do with it being a sandbox game and all. For example: Have you gotten all the advancements?
THE PROBLEM: this comment thread is too relatable. And I'm upset that there aren't as many replies as there should be. THE SOLUTION: add your own reply
hey so i wanted to have the same traumatizing experience, so i made a list of every mod they used here you go moreplayermodels inventorypets too many graves (got mentioned but never seen) baubles hooked just enough items inventory management mod bibliocraft minimaps mod camera mod endercompass tinkers construct season 2: twilight forest you will need 2 child mods for hooked and tinkers construct: librarianlib mantle you need forgelin for librarian lib we have it folks, a child mod for a child mod
I love how when the three creepers came they struggled to close the door and then Jay and Gab both backed away at the same time. and how Gab was almost calm afterwards and Jay passed out
9:39 Spiderboat, Spiderboat, does whatever a Spiderboat does. can he swing from a web? No he can't but he can use a grappling hook. Look out now, here comes the Spiderboat!
Random Minecraft challenge idea that might make a fun video: Minecraft Creative, but with a twist. Rules: -All players start off playing in Creative mode. -A timer/meter is at spawn. This meter fills by one point/block every night. -When the meter fills, a random event will occur. This includes players getting set to Survival, receiving potion effects, things blowing up, etc. -To make it harder, you could make it so that players are ALWAYS on Survival game mode for EVERY night, requiring people to think ahead during the day, when they have access to Creative. -There are various different "Elemental Temples" which are only accessable at night and are quite dangerous, but can be used to limit what events can happen. This includes, but is not limited to: • Fire--Toggles/changes the rate that explosion, lava, and fire-themed events occur. • Nature--Toggles/changes the rate that poison, mob spawning, and plant related events occur. • Water--Toggles/changes the rate at which rain and ocean-themed events occur. • Light--Turns on/off all daytime themed events. • Dark--Turns on/off all nighttime themed events. •Main--Can be used to lower or raise the chances of a specific event happening. -You are allowed to add mods for more chaos. Have Fun! (also if you really read this whole thing holy heckarooni you are dedicated--)
A bit of advice: if you think/know there are creepers near your house, STAY AWAY FROM THE WALLS! They can still blow up if ur inside and they are outside because one block between you won't stop them. I learned this the hard way and now my house has dirt for part of the wall and part of the roof.
This video means so much to me. It’s what got me through my first major anxiety attack. If I ever need good vibes air a good chortle, I watch this video. Thank you to Failboat, Fyrus, Jaymoji, GGGabrielGaming, and Squilly for making my life sweeter ❤️
Squilly, an absolute LEGEND. An absolute MADLAD.
We will sing songs of him in the Halls of the Failing Four.
69th like
*n i c e .*
542nd Like-
*JaIdEn HaS eNtErEd ThE chat*
_770th like_
*BRUH MOMENT*
Thanks for having me edit this! I'm so happY
@@bagelboyo2305 lmao thanks
You're the best!!
The Legend himself
Nice Edit, Have A Nice Day Squilly :)
Thanks for having me edit this! I'm so happY with a capital *Y*
failboat : "i have 17 bones in my body" fyrus : "17 out of the 300 that you should have"
Smort: 100
Me: You have 17 bones in your body? Shouldn't you have 1 bone in your body?
@@g0th1c_queen Among us logic be like: ^
|
@@JesusRamirez-ip2ul why did u say grease 100
@@insanitygaming1526 translation thing is weird lol
0:00 Intro
0:31 Episode 1
4:43 Episode 2
8:08 Episode 3
9:02 Fail's final words before death
12:15 Episode 4
14:16 Dubble is born
17:51 Episode 5
22:04 Episode 6
27:25 Episode 7
29:53 Episode 8
32:10 Gab gets the anti-piracy screen
34:17 Episode 9
39:00 Episode 10
50:05 End & Death Count
this took a while
Thank you :)
Thank you for doing this :)
Absolute legend
I have added the ye haw 42:56
To this achievement
Hermit craft: elytra
Failing four : *H O O K*
*insert poggers*
@Gracie Gerrard yes
@Gracie Gerrard hmmmm, it looks like a pog
@Gracie Gerrard pog
Yes
9:02 - 9:16
"Mining is so relaxing" *SUDDENLY FALLS INTO LAVA*
cuts to 9:10
why is that so relatable-
this comment is so old
45:20
Notch: "Make sure you don't look directly at an Enderman"
Failboat: *"I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move"*
Killledd
This is the worst idea I could do, he said.
Don’t be a fool with your life, Mojang advised.
But Fail didn’t listen. And thank god he didn’t
@@pink_moose991 yes
2:44 “I’m coming with some wood. Weee :D”
MY HEART IS EXPLODING THAT WAS SO CUTE XD
He acts like a babey in that moment its just- 🥺🥺💓💓💗💖💘💕
2:44
True.
Another reason why boys are cuter than girls sometimes.
It's 2:44
Stand Master:「Spider」
Stand Name: 「Skeletrio」
40:53
OH MY GOSH IS THAT A 👌👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯 JJOOJJOO REFERENCE 😂😂⭕⭕
@Deacon Giamanco that would probably be the actual name
They are literally just the pillarmen
THE SECRET DUBBLE AGENT
Son?
Its a miracle
Lol
WALUIGI
*stop*
Can we all agree that jay has sneak 100?
Jay has SNEAK 100
I actually freaked out
Yas
Yep
Yep!
Squilly.
I'm too proud of you. You have reached great power and potential in the colony of the Failing Four. You have shown them your works.
Thank you Squilly.
Thank you for this sudden masterpiece.
oml that was poetic, you're welcome :D
Squilly, more like, squidy
@@aidensavickas9227 squilly is a inkling confirmed?!!?
@Kelly S WOOM- y?
Let’s go to the mr squally
Failboat: Don’t attack the pigmen
GG: YOU CAN’T MAKE ME DO *ANYTHING!*
999999999999999999999 pigman:*looks at gg with enchanted swords that has sharpness 2*
I JUST woke up to this XD Thank you so much, Failboat!
I’m makin F**KIN MAC AND CHEESE
*AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME*
Failboat: don't attack the pigmen.
GG: I'M HITTING THE F*CKING PIGMEN, AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!
10:53 "Failboat was blown up by Failboat."
*I used the Failboat to destroy the Failboat*
You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
"Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, haw." -Failboat 2019
Dont question my genius bill gates
Jay -2019
Love your profile picture lol
It 2020 boi
But i see what you did there
Time stamp?
This video is a nice addition to the MCU, Minecraft Cinematic Universe
Indeed
yeah but failboat dies more than thanos
Yeah but it would be great if there was music
😐
Christopher Moon WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
Here's the list of the mods they used if you want to try them:
Hooked
Tconstruct
More player models
Inventorypet
Optifine
Baubles
Inventory tweaks
Bibliocraft
Camera
Ender compass
(I've added more in the replies)
I forgot these ones:
Librairianlib stage 2
Just enough items
Xaero's minimap
THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH I WANTED THESE SO BAD YESSSSSSSS
ooooo tysmmmm
TConstruct is just an abbreviation of Tinkers' Construct
My fav mod is tinkers construct, too bad they didn’t use much of it
50 minutes of highlights?
More like 50 minutes of comedy.
Also, that thumbnail worries me.
*You mean 50 minutes of comedy gold, right?*
Luca Jenkins-Pugh Exactly.
Gab said eyes UP HERE
i know
What is bad is it is getting S L I G H T L Y more mature from the thumbnail
Once upon a time,
There was a young man named fail.
Fail didn't eat his veggies,
Now he is in jail.
Go to bed.
I said this to my younger cousin and he was so confused. What made it worse was that he watched Failboat with me too.
I need to do online school but i wish i could go to bed 😂
Okay then :c
Can I have a drink before I go to bed?
Best story ever
I swear every time Fyrus says "Dan" It sounds like he's saying "Dad"
Please no....... Just no
The ending was so emotional.I’m shakin and cryin right now.
16:13 That plot twist tho...
Fyrus has become a rabbit girl, the end is near
GG has boobs the end Is near.
The end is here*
Aiden Clare as soon rule 34 will came here for this...
@@omegaethanrob2581 *you are too late, we are already here*
its hat kid!
"I'm coming back with some wood, weeee! :D"
Anyone else find this absolutely adorable?
shadowbrain4814 yes
Gab is man child
Yes^_^
Me
Mhm
Jay: I got it in control
The next scene:
Jay: *O H G O D T H E R E S T H R E E C R E E P E R S*
A W M A N
O O O O O O O O O H
GG: "Why is Fyrus a squid?"
Splatoon 2: "Ah yes, human."
I died when I saw this
Its ok
*the accident was 8 months ago*
Having a morph mod on can get really chaotic a lot of the times, like when you are the wither you can give people *a bad time*
Or if you’re just a skeleton
Good luck
More Player Models 2 (the one they're using) just changes the model, it doesnt change the hitbox or the abilities
AlphaAmoeba r/woooosh
((megalovania starts))
24:17 that "YEET!" was priceless.
Yeet
YEET
yeet
I saw that the second I saw the comment
Oof
I see the thumbnail...
I get terrified...
I click anyway...
UwU
@@HsVdsv OwO
UvU
UMU
WHERE’S THE GUN
*the end of fighting the ender dragon*
Failboat: Kaboom?
The others: Yes Riko, kaboom.
Daniel in the mine: Mining is so relaxing!
Daniel in the mine 7 seconds later: NOOOOOO!
The Lava: Bloop
THE PROBLEM:
There is not enough things to do in Minecraft. THE SOLUTION: download add-on content ourselves.
THE PROBLEM: Minecraft updates come out about once every 6 months
THE SOLUTION: Make our own updates with a mass of modpacks and other things, made by OTHER PEOPLE, BY THEMSELVES.
THE PROBLEM: I only watched this about 68 times this week
THE SOLUTION: watch it again
Actually all things considered, Minecraft has a ton of things to do with it being a sandbox game and all. For example: Have you gotten all the advancements?
@@trickytreyperfected1482 yep. Thrice.
THE PROBLEM: this comment thread is too relatable. And I'm upset that there aren't as many replies as there should be. THE SOLUTION: add your own reply
0:46
JayMoji: *gasps in pain as he emerges from the ground*
Me: *dies of laughter*
40:53
Spider: I SUMMON THE 3 AMIGOS
Jojo: his stance is too powerful
Jojo part 6
The Red Knights toki yo tomare
S T A N C E
“So it’s the same kind of stand as star platinum”
Failboat: *falling to his death*
Also Failboat: A rIVeR iN A DrY lAnD
I can’t tell if you know what it’s from or don’t and think he’s just saying random things
I like how everyone got sad when failboat died but if anyone else died they would mostly be okay
3:07 Jay: OH GOD THERES THREE CREEPERS!!!! Gab: Do We Have Any Bones?
Its do we have any coal
@@carlosmunoz6952 thats not true
He said do we have a bow.
that thumbnail deeply concerns me already
9:03”mining is so relaxing.” 5 seconds later “OH GOD NONONONO”
𝕐𝔼𝔸ℍ
Failboat: The Expert
Jay: The Builder
Fy-Guy: The Problem
Gab: The one with a mining addiction
"i can right click to explode"
".. *lets not give that to Failboat* "
GG: Why is Fyrus a squid?
Me: BECAUSE HE PLAYS SPLATOON!
*woomy*
Mika: Why is Fyrus now a Hat Kid?
We will never know
Crown Gamer *w O m M y*
How did this comment get so many likes?
Woomy!
THIS VIDEO IS BASICLY JUST FAILBOAT SCREAMING AND DIEING FROM MOBS AND I LOVE IT
Fail: why is the chest screaming *closes chest*
Chest: internally screaming
chest: (screaming noises)
XDDD
hey so i wanted to have the same traumatizing experience, so i made a list of every mod they used
here you go
moreplayermodels
inventorypets
too many graves (got mentioned but never seen)
baubles
hooked
just enough items
inventory management mod
bibliocraft
minimaps mod
camera mod
endercompass
tinkers construct
season 2:
twilight forest
you will need 2 child mods for hooked and tinkers construct:
librarianlib
mantle
you need forgelin for librarian lib
we have it folks, a child mod for a child mod
Wow that's a lot of mods
Edit: I tried this and it was way harder with just me and my brother
Thank you :)
This needs more likes
@@Ahbahpa This needs to be pinned but the editors comment is pinned XD
Which one was the the one with the congealed thingy on 30:33 ?
@@neonpodanimations7306 tinker's construct
I wanna see more videos of the Failing Four, I love these guys. I always come back and watch this, they’re so funny.
nobody:
Fail: LETS KAMIKAZE THE DRAGON
0:59: GG: “Get out of my room, Fail, I’m playing Minecraft. 5 more minutes!”
And then 5 minutes turns into never. The end.
9:02 "Mining is so relaxing."
*literally a few seconds later*
*falls into lava*
"Mining is so relaxing!"
Famous last words.
I love how their house evolves from a wooden cube to a full on house that i can't even recreate.
The hat kid in the thumbnail makes me want to run away
Yes yes it does for everyone thats see it
*silently sits in corner*
It's Gabriel 😁
@@velaiviPLUS Pretty sure it was Fyrus, although he was an animal or an enemy at least 50% of the time anyway
@@Nat_the_Chicken oh, I though you were talking about Gabriel there, srry 😁
Okay, mad props to whoever tallied up the deaths.
You congrats for my boi squilly for moving up and editing for the big bois now!
I love Jay being all excited about decorating the house with all my heart
”Wait, what?”
”Nothing, we love you.”
”Oh, ok.”
* Fanfic alert *
I saw someone in the chat saying Failboat has to play OneShot.
*this, does put a smile on my face*
Hello, Have A Nice Day Niko
@@thatoneinternetguy9258 Thank you!
Just don't die in the progress of the game
nobody:
not a single soul:
Failboat at the beginning of almost every Video : *THE PROBLEM*
@@iseeuboomer849 THE SOLUTION: talk to a therapist and make sure your Ok OURSELVES
37:55 "BIG STRONG MAN!"
Also this is unironically one of my fav videos now
Fail: the leader and Jack of all trades
Gab: the combat expert
Jay: the architect and intel
Fyrus: he’s just kinda there
4:34 feels weird seeing the old nether again but it’s so nostalgic
Here we observe 50 minutes and 21 seconds of full comedy, and Failboat's included which makes it 2x better.
"All right gab, spawn in!"
Me: * waiting to laugh at gab as he zooms past fail and towards his demise *
Imma dimadome dive into my demise.
Couldn't have worded it any better
FailBoat: “mining is so relaxing”
Failboat: *Falls Into Lava*
I love how when the three creepers came they struggled to close the door and then Jay and Gab both backed away at the same time.
and how Gab was almost calm afterwards and Jay passed out
1:09
That is the most fearful cry for help I’ve ever heard
Squilly deserves some serious congratulations for this!
Mister Wuss lol thanks man
And that thing is...
HAT KID TRAVELED TO THE MINECRAFT WORLD!!!
Jayden Brewer And she may be acting like a fan
Hat 🎩 kid came to Minecraft
the problem: 50min video
the solution: calling it "a movie"
And he made the comment himself
9:39 Spiderboat, Spiderboat, does whatever a Spiderboat does.
can he swing from a web?
No he can't but he can use a grappling hook.
Look out now, here comes the Spiderboat!
Gab's UWU energy is everything "he was a good boy!" (24:03)
10:53
"Failboat was blown up by Failboat"
Seems legit
Legit
It’s not something he won’t do
I used the Failboat to destroy the Failboat
Trust no one. Not even yourself
So Fail is a suicide bomber?
no human being can make this masterpiece...
THIS IS THE WORK OF A GOD
spelling is my greatest enemy...
You Spelled It Good :)
@@thatoneinternetguy9258 so it would seem...
It was perfect
Lmao thanks
39:10 I showed this clip to my friend out of context and she loved it.
Random Minecraft challenge idea that might make a fun video:
Minecraft Creative, but with a twist.
Rules:
-All players start off playing in Creative mode.
-A timer/meter is at spawn. This meter fills by one point/block every night.
-When the meter fills, a random event will occur. This includes players getting set to Survival, receiving potion effects, things blowing up, etc.
-To make it harder, you could make it so that players are ALWAYS on Survival game mode for EVERY night, requiring people to think ahead during the day, when they have access to Creative.
-There are various different "Elemental Temples" which are only accessable at night and are quite dangerous, but can be used to limit what events can happen. This includes, but is not limited to:
• Fire--Toggles/changes the rate that explosion, lava, and fire-themed events occur.
• Nature--Toggles/changes the rate that poison, mob spawning, and plant related events occur.
• Water--Toggles/changes the rate at which rain and ocean-themed events occur.
• Light--Turns on/off all daytime themed events.
• Dark--Turns on/off all nighttime themed events.
•Main--Can be used to lower or raise the chances of a specific event happening.
-You are allowed to add mods for more chaos.
Have Fun!
(also if you really read this whole thing holy heckarooni you are dedicated--)
Squilly was the original NoteBlock
"So that's was from..."
Demonic crys
Why do you do this
I watched this whole thing in one sitting.
Shame on me.
Same
I’ve watched it twice in the same sitting
Same
Same
Same
You know it's gonna be a good day when Failboat uploads a 50 minute video.
3:52 bro is spitting nuclear throne bars 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
9:01 mining is so relaxing
*5 seconds later*
*ETERNALLY SCREAMS*
“I’m not going to fell in the lava”
“Mining is so relaxing”
Failboat: AAAA CREEPER
Something in the background: *aw man*
I said creeper to my sister, and she didn't say AWW man.
How do we dispose of the heretic?
Teach her of our ways.
Tes
Seth Stromsmoe if you put her on netherack the fire wont go out
Tell her: Thats a nice life you have, shame its gotta end at this time time time time time time time.
Then swing your pickaxe side to side at her head
@@thatoneinternetguy9258 filthy non memer
Coming back after like five years, it's insane how crunchy dan's audio is compared to how he sounds now, jeez
41:07 That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen
23:49 achievement best friends forever
fyrus kills the dog
not so forever
23:13 When you become 1 within the matrix
Nobody:
Failboat:
T H E P R O B L E M :
A bit of advice: if you think/know there are creepers near your house, STAY AWAY FROM THE WALLS! They can still blow up if ur inside and they are outside because one block between you won't stop them. I learned this the hard way and now my house has dirt for part of the wall and part of the roof.
jay being dubble was the biggest plot twist of my life
FINALLY FAILBOAT
YOU COME BACK TO MINECRAFT
THANK YOU
7:46 he sounded like sans. SPIDER SANS
Gosh dangit
40:53 Mincraft spider's stand.
(THE SKELLI TRIO) thay are equiped with bows. *Thats it.*
This video means so much to me. It’s what got me through my first major anxiety attack. If I ever need good vibes air a good chortle, I watch this video. Thank you to Failboat, Fyrus, Jaymoji, GGGabrielGaming, and Squilly for making my life sweeter ❤️
this is so nice to hear! I'm glad it helps you feel better!!
i still want the mods for no apparent reason, it has been almost 4 years
37:13 After Jay says his stuff and makes The Dead Sound, Fail should've said "And so he Died ON THE SPOT'
32:37 the funny watermalon bit
"Im coming with some wood! Weee! :D" one of the most wholesome sentences gab has said
For whatever reason, when failboat says “The Problem” at the start, I just crack up
Dan: I think the gravestone pet might suck
Gravestone pet literally keeping everything (except baubles) in his inventory: Am I a joke to you?