Failboat, the only TH-camr who would respond to "your my favorite TH-camr" with the most somber serious "I'm sorry." while questing for the giant fish sword.
I still think it’s a genuine crime that the editor left out the entire section where Dan had a whole existential crisis about being able to aim the dash attack vertically and diagonally. Seriously it was comedy gold and the exclusion of such a man vs chat conflict is truly a federal offense.
Since Failboat hasn't done RTDL Deluxe's True Arena yet, I like the implication that with Egg Catcher being the last part of this supercut, Egg Catcher is the true Dark Souls of Kirby, rather than the True Arena
7:10 Imagine the absolute horror of having 90% of your face be a huge, unblinking eyeball, and to be strangled by a literal swirling sandstorm pouring irritating grains into your lone facial feature
For anyone wondering about the Merry Magoland lore text cut-in; Merry Magoland is set up in the Dream Kingdom, the setting of Kirby Clash and Kirby Clash DX. We are in another world when we're there, but the more pressing bit is that we're in a different time, Long after the events of Return to Dreamland.
So after Kirby and friends defeated Parallel Nightmare, life just went on there and eventually Magolor founded Merry Magoland? I still wonder if we’ll see more Epilogues so we can see like Parallel President Susie.
*"YUMMY"* *"LET'S DO THIS"* *"I WILL SWALLOW YOU AND THEN SPIT YOU OUT AT OTHER ENEMIES"* *"TAKE THIS!!"* *"HLLAPUUA!"* *"FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, AND STING LIKE A BEE!"* *"OH GOODNESS, I MIGHT DIE SOON"* *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"* *"I AM NOW READY TO RUMBLE!"*
The fact that Dan uses the same TTS voice for Lil' Chatty that Unknown Worlds uses for Subnautica makes me think of Riley in his Prawn Suit going through the Active Lava Zone while his PDA babbles on about random stuff.
The demo vid may not be in this, but, Daniel forgetting about parts of fires moveset is completely reasonable! Those moves were removed from every game after, and only now returned
about the milk theory, most forgotten land enemies/bosses are mammals, gorimondo, elfilin, clawroline, whatever the lion's called. the forgotten land has a milk industry and they export milk to dream land
9:59 If I had a nickel for every time a waddle doo enemy was killed by a mech piloted by Kirby who fires a death laser, I'd have two nickles. Which is t a lot but its weird it happened twice
Cathartic. I've watched all the individual videos but the full compilation got me to grin ear from ear. I forgot how many banger jokes there were in this!!
It's so sad that the waddle doo here trying to avenge his father doesn't even go to heaven. He can't even se his dad in heaven. That hits harder than any kirby lore I've seen in my days.
Man, it felt like I was in the background watching him playing and struggling. I would like to honor you, a already sub, like, and congrats of the better Kirby player ever. May not be much, but YOU, ARE, THE KIRBY STAR CHAMP TO ME.
33:04 I'm going to choose to belive that Satan refers to the guy who was dressing up as Mr. Beast, and not Mr. Beast himself, becasue that man is a saint.
55:45 I have never cried so much since the literal ending of breaking bad. Failboat actually sweared you could hear the pain and joy at the same time. It reminded me a lot of Jesse when he had finally escaped from Walter Whites wrath all he had been through Brock,Jane and Mike finally sailing. Although leaving a deep hole both Jesse and Failboat found a way to be free from the endless suffering… OH UH SPOILERS
litteleus fondonatioss chattingfield was such an amazing character. watching all of these videos is simply impossible for the regular being, litteleus fondonatioss chattingfield has so much strength, very impressive coming from the pathetic excuse for a father.
You need to see the True Arena. You don’t have to beat it, you just have to get to the halfway point. It is absolutely BRUTAL! Don’t worry about beating it or not, it’s something you only do if you’re insane like me.
I can answer how Kirby can bring the mask from another reality. His stomach is itself an alternate reality that he can project an astral body inside of in order to interact with things he has eaten, meaning that Kirby is capable of interacting with and using materials from alternate realities.
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Failboat, the only TH-camr who would respond to "your my favorite TH-camr" with the most somber serious "I'm sorry." while questing for the giant fish sword.
Wow
I still think it’s a genuine crime that the editor left out the entire section where Dan had a whole existential crisis about being able to aim the dash attack vertically and diagonally. Seriously it was comedy gold and the exclusion of such a man vs chat conflict is truly a federal offense.
im pained that noteblock left out the entire part where moundo talks about not living up to the beam attack standard
well if you guys have the link to the streams :)))
yes pls
that would be nice
@@onyotuberoI remember that
Since Failboat hasn't done RTDL Deluxe's True Arena yet, I like the implication that with Egg Catcher being the last part of this supercut, Egg Catcher is the true Dark Souls of Kirby, rather than the True Arena
Rel
Please stop the overused the “WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE” replies just enjoy the comment
@@fakereal127Why is he everywhere? Because he is.
can confirm: have only done 30 eggs once but True Arena's become second nature already
Doing a perfect run of some games feels more like hell than the actual hell Magolor goes to
7:10 Imagine the absolute horror of having 90% of your face be a huge, unblinking eyeball, and to be strangled by a literal swirling sandstorm pouring irritating grains into your lone facial feature
pain
Being a pain is pain
I had tobacco in my eyes once, and I still think THAT sounds a lot worse
L
@@airy214 ONE enjoyer spotted
For anyone wondering about the Merry Magoland lore text cut-in; Merry Magoland is set up in the Dream Kingdom, the setting of Kirby Clash and Kirby Clash DX. We are in another world when we're there, but the more pressing bit is that we're in a different time, Long after the events of Return to Dreamland.
So after Kirby and friends defeated Parallel Nightmare, life just went on there and eventually Magolor founded Merry Magoland? I still wonder if we’ll see more Epilogues so we can see like Parallel President Susie.
@@heatherramirez6141 PLANET ROBOBOT REMAKE CONFIRMED?!?!?
Sooo... does magolor end up at the dream kingdom at the end of the epilogue? Or does he end up in actual dreamland??
@@BarrenAcc He ends up in the Dream Kingdom. The Epilogue shows us how Magolor survived and ended up in Microtransaction city.
@@treybrzezowski3259Yeah so Magolor became good after the Epilogue, hence why he appears in Clash. I find that really cool tbh.
55:53 the fact that i actually heard him swear without a censor for the first time is crazy
Remember this message
@@RP75575no
Remember this message
I love the recurring bit that Failboat always finds a way to mess up the "key race" puzzles
I'm glad you think he does it on purpose
What, you think Failboat is bad at video games?
@Otinium what?
34:59 hilarious how the weirdest Kirby abilities are usually the most powerful, just like the paint ability in star allies
yea the other op abilates are mecha, tornado, and if u have good timing then wing
The Kirby movie is finally here, apparently Failboat will be voicing Kirby
I foresee that the comment I’m replying to will get many likes
*"YUMMY"*
*"LET'S DO THIS"*
*"I WILL SWALLOW YOU AND THEN SPIT YOU OUT AT OTHER ENEMIES"*
*"TAKE THIS!!"*
*"HLLAPUUA!"*
*"FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, AND STING LIKE A BEE!"*
*"OH GOODNESS, I MIGHT DIE SOON"*
*"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"*
*"I AM NOW READY TO RUMBLE!"*
@@cjlite0210 HSHAHSHSH
No i will do waddle doo because … BEAM ATTACK
is one of his lines "BEAM ATTACK"?
Fun fact: Acro is an Orca, and Orca's are mammals, so all the milk in kirby could easily be orca milk as well.
Perish
And Nago is a cat, so it could also be cat milk
Daroach is a rat, which are also mammals
Poppy Bros Junior is a human-Ish. humans are mammals. it could be human milk
Adeleine is a human... I'm sorry.
I can't believe Failboat finally managed to consume thirty consecutive fucking eggs. Real proud of you for that one.
Third most impressive egg achievement on youtube behind ross and gaston.
Egg-cellent
I’m really concerned of the implication that you’re not referring to Kirby
@@loganxavier it's referring to Kirby.
i love how he saved the cursing for the minigame
34:46 “I may be Failboat… but YOU’RE the only boat that’s failing!”
it’s always special when failboat swears, you know he really means it
He said in a video that he has started to be less family friendly so maybe it was just that
The fact that Dan uses the same TTS voice for Lil' Chatty that Unknown Worlds uses for Subnautica makes me think of Riley in his Prawn Suit going through the Active Lava Zone while his PDA babbles on about random stuff.
wait thats the same voice!?!
The demo vid may not be in this, but, Daniel forgetting about parts of fires moveset is completely reasonable! Those moves were removed from every game after, and only now returned
Same with Beam's air attack
Cannibalism in itself is not a crime. The way cannibals procure their food is though.
29:49
imagine being on the brink of evaporating into clouds and the last thing you hear is
S U P E R E Y E
6:43 This clip went through several months and two videos and it's still great
The waddle dee with giant lips saying all sorts of cursed stuff is such a mood sometimes
SOMETIMES?????
@@Petalbloom. Others it's just way too weird
The lipped Waddle Dee is cursed on it own.
The waddle dee with the lips is the chat
@@Kirby_Queen That's exactly why is says such cursed stuff
2:10 THE CLUTCH SAVE!
2:45 ultra beam attack!
3:31 you Just soft locked your arse
16:06 BUILT IN COMBO!
55:29 Failboat's face here may just be THE perfect meme, along with his victory reaction
FACTS THO
He had to lock in
35:28 love how they give you a Zelda sword struggle here.
Huh?
55:51
I was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"Failboat is eat 30 consecutive eggs"
"yes"
8:09
that part was very wholesome i swear
Not much since he was he then died
It feels refreshing to see Daniel not making sus titles like "help", "run", "I live inside your walls"
Hi bot
@@mystii- hi
Senberg
Heisenberg
God your back did you have a break?
I don’t know what everyone else in the reply section thought, but I thought the comment was pretty funny :(
Hearing an uncensored f-bomb from Failboat dealt actual physical damage to me
psychic
@@six_buck_dlcnope, physical, more than their mind was damaged
Never expected a Failboat Supercut
I love failboat videos and I love longform content, so it's cool to see those two things finally combine
The minecraft videos were technically supercuts so this isn't the first time we got Longform failboat content
What is what I’m saying
about the milk theory, most forgotten land enemies/bosses are mammals, gorimondo, elfilin, clawroline, whatever the lion's called. the forgotten land has a milk industry and they export milk to dream land
This game canonically takes place before Forgotten land, so they can’t until afterwards.
The lion is Leon btw
Omg Father has gifted us with an entire hour of his hijinks and Noteblock's top-tier editing I feel blessed
38:27 the fact that you did that for the sake of views is astonishing
Have you *SEEN* what he's made for videos?
A 56 minute failboat video? Welp there goes my evening plans
9:59 If I had a nickel for every time a waddle doo enemy was killed by a mech piloted by Kirby who fires a death laser, I'd have two nickles. Which is t a lot but its weird it happened twice
I didn’t want to remember those agonizing minutes of Failboat trying to get different ROCKS…
0:43 he stole my “Bupropion HCL XL 150 MG Tablet”
31:09 favorite part of that entire series
27:19
“You are my favorite TH-camr”
“I’m so sorry”
Never thought you'd do an alpharad-type supercut, but I love it all the same, as long as there's kirby.
This is off topic, but I definitely read that as “Never thought you’d do an alpharad-type supercut, but I love it all the same, *as long Kirby* “
having mr beast be satan was some excellent foreshadowing
28:22, "those little guys" were called Halcandran Dees. So it looks like he did kill the first Waddle Dee of some kind.
5:05 might be one of the funniest things you ever concocted
@@Totasfunnynumber lobotomy complete
50:50
Crowned Woods?
Royal Woods?
Apple Woods?
Dammed to the fiery depths of the underworld woods?
Gilded Woods?
So many names to choose...
Me personally I like Biblically Accurate Woods
@@autismandgaming4532 The Bible.
32:34 Mr.Beast is the King of Hell confirmed?!?!?!
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who saw him
Canon?
This did not age so well
Cathartic. I've watched all the individual videos but the full compilation got me to grin ear from ear. I forgot how many banger jokes there were in this!!
It's so sad that the waddle doo here trying to avenge his father doesn't even go to heaven. He can't even se his dad in heaven. That hits harder than any kirby lore I've seen in my days.
Man, it felt like I was in the background watching him playing and struggling. I would like to honor you, a already sub, like, and congrats of the better Kirby player ever. May not be much, but YOU, ARE, THE KIRBY STAR CHAMP TO ME.
33:04 I'm going to choose to belive that Satan refers to the guy who was dressing up as Mr. Beast, and not Mr. Beast himself, becasue that man is a saint.
This comment aged pretty poorly. I'm So sorry.
Yeah.. either he has to up his prize money or make it easyer
love supercuts! I just tend to enjoy watching them more
10:03 i like failboat actually gets hit by the attack
0:32 That Cappy probably didn't get sad because you also hit it with the key
0:16 “come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth”
Take this like, you deserve it
I’m feelin r o m a n t i c a l
27:59
“I don’t really think of apples as an evil fruit”
The Bible:
0:25 Captions: all the more to kill
32:41 Cant believe the real Mr.Beast is the devil
31:23 Silvox and Goldon are mammals too, so it's hamster, fox, or raccoon milk
And Nago and Shiro exist, so it's hamster, fox, raccoon, or cat milk.
And Adeline-
@@Wario_loves_Garlic Never speak again.
8:19 poor wadel doo
55:45 I have never cried so much since the literal ending of breaking bad. Failboat actually sweared you could hear the pain and joy at the same time. It reminded me a lot of Jesse when he had finally escaped from Walter Whites wrath all he had been through Brock,Jane and Mike finally sailing. Although leaving a deep hole both Jesse and Failboat found a way to be free from the endless suffering… OH UH SPOILERS
We will never escape kirby will we
Kirby will always find us. And he wants to slay gods that doesn't give a damn about him, mainly:
Waddle Doo
0:49 So that's what happend to my depression pills
We get a supercut? With Magolor Epilogue?! AND Bonus Content?! Never been more hyped.
imagine he has a conversation with someone and they randomly say "in my fridge i have 30 eggs" the memories for failboat be like
litteleus fondonatioss chattingfield was such an amazing character. watching all of these videos is simply impossible for the regular being, litteleus fondonatioss chattingfield has so much strength, very impressive coming from the pathetic excuse for a father.
30:33 failboat:I'm good
Prosedes to fail 5 seconds later
1:56 My time has come
You must continue your journey without me
- Monke Turtle
55:52 WHERE WERE YOU WHEN FAILBOAT CONSUMED THIRTY CONSECUTIVE *F O C K I N G* EGGS
i love kirby’s funny outline adventure featuring dedede who got stung by a bee also with a bonus mode of magolor repenting for his sins
21:47
Failboat: It's the monkey.
Goriath: AHHHHH!
Why did this get a laugh out of me?
36:59 i will NEVER let go of the fact that my meme TECHNICALLY made it into a failboat video, forever immortalized
Thats awesome dude
Jesus Christ is Alive
@@autismandgaming4532 this was such a weird thing to wake up and see,
The fact that Failboat managed to make an egg related pun and make it sound heroic is incredible. 52:49
2:38 'Hey, you want some candy?"
**pulls knife out of back pocket and proceeds to stab**
That uncensored swear at the end was whole-heartedly deserved XD
47:32 when saying "the water!" You sounded like magolor
My guy bought a sword to a thumb fight 52:54
1:36 I was watching on the switch and it crashed. Thought it was part of the video
16:42
*A F I S H .*
16:41
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
You know what that means? 🐟!
You need to see the True Arena. You don’t have to beat it, you just have to get to the halfway point. It is absolutely BRUTAL! Don’t worry about beating it or not, it’s something you only do if you’re insane like me.
Let’s just say Sand is a blessing to mankind
Absolutely!
I honestly don't care if I'm "cheating" using the souvenirs, YOU try fighting it without it!
31:22 Adeline is a human, humans are mammals
Ayo 📸🤨
40:32 turn on subtitles…
“Sans have sinned…” “still no pee…”
😭😭😭
AIN'T NO WAY 😭
55:56 Ah yes, Failboat, the family friendly TH-cam streamer
33:10 TRIPLE BEAM ATTACK
I can answer how Kirby can bring the mask from another reality. His stomach is itself an alternate reality that he can project an astral body inside of in order to interact with things he has eaten, meaning that Kirby is capable of interacting with and using materials from alternate realities.
Always nice to find a new long video to watch 80 times while doing stuff
Fail at the beginning of the game:”One of the doo doo abilities!”
Also Fail:OH MY GOD SAND-WHY IS SAND SO STRONG?!
55:58 You know there is a 50% chance after this it says (Next Difficulty Unlocked!) or something
Maglor is my favorite thing in Kirby especially the outfit is cool!
btw I like to watch u when I'm crunching on lucky charms as I'm crying
34:07 6 year old me learning 100 isn't the last number
32:30 Littleous Von Donatious Chattingfield is always my favorite character in these Kirby videos
Yes
Egg catcher is the greatest evil known to mankind
“Hello it is me, Adeleine. Charging my Adeleine beam” will forever live in my head
idk what it is about Failboat being REALLY happy over snowball kirby that actually makes me think hes aDORABLE
I just realised the pun...
Snow bowl...
Snow Ball...
This series man...
53:56 the part when he said “YOU DOG” a ad popped right after that and the ad was about sheltered dogs, weird huh?
I have to say, these were my favourite streams
9:51 “remember Vegeta, when you die once you’re dead, you don’t go to Other World. Don’t die on me, Vegeta.”
He died on him
That f-bomb at the end is absolutely warranted! Screw Egg Catcher with a bloody passion!
“I’ll have you know I come to your streams specifically to get my time wasted”
Is that an insult or a compliment I genuinely can’t tell
7:11 legend has it marks is keeping him captive till this day
Why does failboat feel like the type of guy to gamble literally every penny he and his entire bloodline has
Honestly that bonus section sums up how I feel about the entire mini game
2:32 BRO WAS JUST CHILLING IN DA TREE, AND WANTED TO SHARE HIS CANDYS WITH U AND CHILL TOGETHER AND U JUST MURDER HIM?
Yes.
12:14 Failboat: “Can i down tornado?”
Me: “Isn’t that called a fart?”
55:58 I was not prepared to hear the funny boat man drop a level 3 swear word