@@HerpDerpTheTank fettuccini alfredo is like some of the best comfort food I've had Especially the kind you'd order from Fazoli's *WITH THAT EXTRA SAUCE*
@Jonathan Barnhart This is so good to hear!! im so glad you enjoy the series and even enough to rewatch it :] im glad I could help make something like that. Have fun!
“Wow isn’t this super cool. The anvil looks like it landed on top of the torch even though the other ones turned into items, this is cuz this anvil is actually a falling entity. It’s falling in place because failboat died, and his player was the last one loading the chunks that the anvil was falling in, and whenever an entity isn’t in a loaded chunk it stops being processed, so it coincidentally got paused in motion while right on top of the torch. You can tell that it’s an entity because of the shadow under it that persists after failboat’s player disappears” -Sqily Thank you for the explanation Sqily, that was very insightful
Hey failboat! I learned in hat kid chapter 6, the artic (idk the rest of the name), in the kitchen you can crawl in a cabneit and hat kid will have a cookie in their mouth.
2:36 2 lbs of cobblestone? So one 3306th of a cobblestone block? Also 11:22 Isn't that a compliment? Because Jay can make lemonade back into lemons? Only gods can make miracles.
“In speaking of anvils, today’s sponsor comes from ACME Industries. Ever wanted many zany cartoon gags like anvils falling on people’s head, paintings that are portals to another world, or even nuclear warheads for Whoopi cushions? No? Well that’s too bad, the business men at acme forced me to make this sponsor. I am literally being held at gunpoint, and the guns are loaded with anvils. How do they do that, I have no clue. Help me!”
THE PROBLEM: Minecraft is too plain, its weather cycle doesn't make sense, we can wear full iron armor and still not get struck by lightning THE SOLUTION: Open up the mods, get a couple of friends, *and make the pain ourselves*
This is the Denny's dimension. Everything is being made into pancakes.
Ha!,!!!! I'm dyeing
Welcome to Denny's
In mother Russia, Dennys makes you pancake
p a n c a k e s
y e s
Hey uh, can I order a corpse-cake with some gunpowder sprinkled on top?
8:24 "I WAS EATING MY FETTUCCINI"
THIS IS THE MOST RELATABLE THING FOR SOME REASON
caps intended?
Same vibes as Etce saying he ran outa pizza
💯 Percent. Fettuccini Alfredo is the GOAT, tied with Garlic Shrimp Scampi Linguini.
ok but the fact that he moved his head slightly while saying it, that's what actually got me
@@HerpDerpTheTank fettuccini alfredo is like some of the best comfort food I've had
Especially the kind you'd order from Fazoli's
*WITH THAT EXTRA SAUCE*
this video was worth the head trama
How's your head?
Let's go I'm subbed to you you make great content.
Make more videos with fail, they’re good.
Holy fricking very punny
The trauma made you misspell trauma lol
“Go outside, try to catch a anvil on your tongue, pal”
-skip the tutorial
Now that's a passive aggressive way to ask someone to die
Skip's just concerned that he's not getting enough iron in his diet XD
original joke haha funny
666 likes
I never thought that skip would say something like that
playing against steve online be like
Very funny did laugh
bonk
Yes
@@emiliocarrillo4594 yes
@@turt4046 am Steve main in smash there are two bonks 1 anvil 2 block
“Bonk?”
“Yes Failboat, Bonk.”
hahaaahahha it’s Minecraft but don’t bonk now MUHAHAHA
Time stamp
@@splashcat2807 I don’t think it’s part of the video and it’s just a meme
@@cadethecrustycreature o k
Failbonk
Failboat: *walks*
An anvil: I like ya cut g
fun fact this was recorded almost a year ago lmao
Squilly You introduced me to the failing four and now I cannot stop playing Survival
@Jonathan Barnhart This is so good to hear!! im so glad you enjoy the series and even enough to rewatch it :] im glad I could help make something like that. Have fun!
so that explains why Boatman was on the Failbackup account
it’s nice there’s a challenge that represents your favorite sound effect
Some people: Swords are better to fight with!
Other people: No axes are better to fight with!
Smash players: Anvil is the best weapon
Alright but hear me out
*Hoes*
That is all
@@En-cw7cl Okokokok but for people who watch Animation VS Minecraft... *Fishing rods*
@@cosmox1x they are good for figthing,but what is good for music?
*chicken*
@@cosmox1xalso people who have seen double life
Fail should rename Failbackup to Failsafe
You little genius
“Clever girl”
Wait that's actually smart, didn't expect somethin so smart in a failboat comment section
@@masonbooh5941 haha yep
Whats the joke
We need more these are just perfect
Yes
Agreed
PLEASE
Indeed
"Okay enjoy your day, b-" - Daniel "Failboat" Megalovania 2021
Everyone: piglin
Jaymoji: hoglin
Failboat: Poglin
P O G L I N
*P O G L I N*
"Dan how many anvils should we get?"
"Yes."
Fighting steve be like-
6:40 I find this funny as he was literally on the today show where they said his name
We need a link good sir
@@el_zinga we really really do need one
Failboat sure is CRUSHING his sanity
POGCHAMP
what sanity?
True
@@TheIuliastamate good question
When you got into a Steve main only arena in smash.
Huh?
@@chesseman8537 Steve drop anvil a lot
Anvils: So you have chosen...
*B O N K*
Hello kim
This was the best
I love this
I love how it just devolved
Yes.
i did this in real life, my family was so excited they screamed and flattened in excitement!
Wait
r/cursedcomments
👁👄👁
r/holup
@@totallyjokers damn it you took my line
“Wow isn’t this super cool. The anvil looks like it landed on top of the torch even though the other ones turned into items, this is cuz this anvil is actually a falling entity. It’s falling in place because failboat died, and his player was the last one loading the chunks that the anvil was falling in, and whenever an entity isn’t in a loaded chunk it stops being processed, so it coincidentally got paused in motion while right on top of the torch. You can tell that it’s an entity because of the shadow under it that persists after failboat’s player disappears”
-Sqily
Thank you for the explanation Sqily, that was very insightful
i have earphones in so when i suddenly heard the "lively inn" theme I had to double take
Jammin’
Failboat: * kills ender dragon with commands *
Ivor:so I must summon a wither storm
Haha mc story mode.
Rip.
aw yes, the best content is collateral damage.
Looks up well this is a pradicament
well? what were the results?
@@drantigon exploding tnt
"Looks like I forgot to punctuate"
Thank you Failboat, now Poglin can haunt my dreams tonight
It’s all fun and games until the anvils are sent to Nuremberg for their crimes against humanity
Failboat changed the title so I am here to deliver the original title:
bonk
Hey failboat! I learned in hat kid chapter 6, the artic (idk the rest of the name), in the kitchen you can crawl in a cabneit and hat kid will have a cookie in their mouth.
That feels so wholesome for some reason
This information will not be wasted (unless I forget).
YOU ARE SO UNDERRATED FAILBOAT! We need more stuff like this from you!
Yes
Famous last words:
“Dan what is that?”
anvils falling from the sky?!
that's just evil.. or should i say *anvil*
That joke was metal
*_Kindly commit shut_*
Remember when this was called bonk? Good ol’ days
2:56: _ahh.... the good ol' days of _*_ExplodingTNT._*_ Remember them, Failboat?_
We don't speak of exploding TNT anymore
@@somerandomaccount6893 _do we, or do you?_
Man, Squilly makes every video he touches beautiful
2:56 knowing that Failboat collabed with ExplodingTNT makes this make more sense
simple solution:
eat the anvils
easy
No, that's GrayStillPlays.
@@catluvr2 No, that's a bug Josh from Let's Game It Out found.
WE HEARD THAT, YOU KNOW WE HEARD THAT FAILBOAT
Why did the stream "happen"
Pov: you're offstage, fighting a Steve
"If we die, we heal"
*few seconds wait
*proceeds to start killing himself with anvil
I like the time when they
you know get b o n k e d
"Ya like that, Chucklenuts?"
When Sam the Samsung assistant gets shown off: WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BONK TROOPERS. DEPLOY THE SKY BONKS.
2:36
2 lbs of cobblestone? So one 3306th of a cobblestone block?
Also 11:22
Isn't that a compliment? Because Jay can make lemonade back into lemons? Only gods can make miracles.
i legitimately thought this was a smash video because of the anvil
“In speaking of anvils, today’s sponsor comes from ACME Industries. Ever wanted many zany cartoon gags like anvils falling on people’s head, paintings that are portals to another world, or even nuclear warheads for Whoopi cushions? No? Well that’s too bad, the business men at acme forced me to make this sponsor. I am literally being held at gunpoint, and the guns are loaded with anvils. How do they do that, I have no clue. Help me!”
The Miitopia Music in the backround confused me so mich cause I am playing Miitopia while watching this
Only OG's remember when a certain someone called fillboat, uncle fillboot
Purpl shep
He still has nightmares about him
@@infinityheart_tm9270 I'm sure
@@milkshake9824 yep
Oh gosh yes waluigi pinball remix in the first 5 seconds this gonna be a good video
Failboat and skip doing the machinema thingy gave me nostalgia... Exploding TNT nostalgia. I still remember all those machinemas him and boat made.
Bet one dollar he’s gonna change the title to “Minecraft but anvil”
Im about to secure the easiest dollar of my life
@@failboat, you messed up
11:58 failboat’s triumphant return
"Oh no, Failboat has made created a new curse."
Is what I say every time he makes a video.
“How many is that in a metric amount?”
“About 2 pounds.”
"What's that sound?"
Failboat: *M E*
No it wasn't threatening, but it sure as heck felt like it
8:28 "I WAS EATING MY FETTUCCINE" -JayMoji
Here when the title is still bonk
Same
There’s never been a better time to be a blacksmith
Failboat, you've made my day. Hope you know that
3:25 criminally underrated joke
2:55 his time w/explodingtnt hasn’t gone forgotten I see
2:03
2:37 JAWS in anvil form
8:24 Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich!!!
Perfect idea for a video
7:42 when you fall asleep first at a sleepover (rookie mistake)
i am not-so-patiently waiting for failboat pride month content 💖🧡💛💚💙💜
He does that content? I didn’t know?
💖💜💙
@@rosebud6116 actually im just kind of hoping he does it. idk if he does pride month stuff. sorry im really bad at communicating my actual feelings :/
@@pixellangel
Oh it’s ok!
This is just gold hope yall recovered from 10000000 concushions
failboat overused the anvil falling sound effect and now the anvils are mad at him
Every Steve main knows that the anvil is the greatest weapon
Ah, its always good to find a video titeled bonk in your subscriber box.
poglins are the best thing a man has ever thought of
The way that cave spider looked at him though
Gotta love some jaymoji being stupidly funny content 😂
For those who are wondering the original name of this video was “Bonk”
ok
It's...it's still bonk tho?
bonk*
B o n k
3:25 : *wheeze I'm dying 🤣🤣
I’m a simple man, I see bonk I click.
I love how failboat sometimes uses Miitopia Soundtracks for the music in his video
Failboat: I Need Iron
God: Here You Go
The Iron:
I love how he was filled with sheer panic at the sound of *CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK.*
Someone must've commissioned ACME Industries to make a billion anvils to drop on your heads.
Anvil:allow me to ruin this man's whole career
This is beautiful content
10:12 Here comes the "neighbor"
Fun fact: raspberries arent berries
I’ve been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme
Fun fact: bananas are berries
@@theblutsauger903 detective undercover, brotherhood, objective obscene
@Le Jason the banana tree itself is technically a herb, so therefore banana on pizza is just as acceptable as basil on pizza, in this essay I will-
@@adjermany3180 now THAT is a fun fact! That is going on the fact list! Thanks man!
The fact you don't have 1mill yet is sad and I'm disappointed in this world for not noticing such beauty
The title is a masterpiece.
Facts
Hearing Skip trash talk is so weird but it’s funny
at least you do t need 40 iron for an anvil :)
THE PROBLEM: Minecraft is too plain, its weather cycle doesn't make sense, we can wear full iron armor and still not get struck by lightning
THE SOLUTION: Open up the mods, get a couple of friends, *and make the pain ourselves*
Pov: You're below ledge but also below a Steve with iron
Your an egg to?
I like the music in da background, I’m actually playing it rn
No dislikes. In a way, "Everyone liked that" Edit: turns out this video got 3 dislikes all because of my coment. I will shut my gosh darn mouth.
Right
I've only seen a couple of seconds and yeah I agree
one dislike >:(
Facts
@@boomgoescherry that sucks
3:00 damn that reminds of the og failboat😔
I HAVENT EVEN WATCHED THE VID BUT IM SURE ITS GREAT
you gotta love a good failboat video, and you gotta love a good minecraft video.
but a failboat minecraft video???
you gotta *love*
Yo
Bonk
good job you are the actual first
Bonk
Bonk
yo-yo
Survival of the Steve Down-Air
YES MORE MC
Also first funnyhaha
5th
I hope we see some caves n cliffs from the failing four soon
Never thought Skip The Tutorial had alot of friends