You know i didnt get the whole game builder garage thing until i looked at the gameplay and came to a profound realization. "Wait a minute its Little Big Planet. Wait this is amazing."
0:05 Nintendogs (Best game ever) 2:50 Mario Kart (Mario Kart) 3:44 P.T. (I had nightmares about Barbie dolls too) 5:48 Doom Eternal (Teaser?) 6:38 A Mega Game (ITS SAAN-) 7:10 Bowser's "fury" (Garage) 9:03 Mario's stroll (DAAN YOU SUCK AT THE GAM-) 10:35 Toad waits for a bus (You mean scre-) 11:54 Toads quest for cheerios (Okay nvm Nintendogs sucks now, Best game ever) 12:54 G 005 N1F FME (Get sniffed me'd haha *cringy fortnite dance*)
(I wonder if random people decides to continue this joke, I doubt it though) SCP 6198 - headless dog (Chocolate) Entry #1 - He/she somehow still runs, despite the lack of head, and somehow barks too Entry #2 - From time to time it starts to fly while chanting the words "FailBoat" in a ominous tone, tomorrow I'll do a interview with it, will it even talk-? Entry #3 - small update, my coworker is currently either high or finally gone insane Background: *WUT DEH DOG DU* Entry #4: *DEAR GOD IT KNOWS HOW TO SHOOT, WHO LET IT SEE 516*
Man, everyone was making jokes about "Nintendo Ran out of ideas so OYU make the games for them" with Mario Maker... Now they're just straight up not hiding it!
*massive fart sound*
“Hold on, let me turn on the speaker”
I can’t. That’s just the best thing ever.
fard
timestamp?
Poot
@@maceofspades5766 2:29
I seriously just laughed at a fart joke watching tjis
Who needs star field when you have TOAD WAITS FOR A BUS
Hmmmmmmm
who needs garfield
yeah who needs car kneeld.
So they ported DOOM to Game Builder Garage, but will they port the entirety of the Bad Apple remix music video
ALSO THIS IS THE BEST SPONSOR READ YET I DID NOT EXPECT THE SOOTHING SOUNDS OF "if you're happy and you know it"
it's bound to happen someday, just like with everything with a screen on it
How bout entirety of cookie clicker
100%
Bad Apple is like Megalovania. It's unavoidable. It always comes back.
Chocolate: You know, I'm something of a turkey myself
chocolate is a twerkey
Twerky is a chocolate
Looks like he lost his head when he got the news he was a turkey.
Secure, Contain, Protect.
@@bobfruck
_stop_
The chat spamming "Secure, Contain, Protect" was the absolute worst after i just binged scp videos
Why tho? Is that not what it stands for?
whe n
it’s at 1:28, daniel asked what scp stood for
I binged scp videos and now I can’t sleep
Chocolate managed to lose his entire upper body after around 30 seconds while being kept by failboat: *Truly, a worthy pet owner indeed*
Therapist: All dreams have a meaning
My dreams: 0:48
I see the Headless Horseman finally found a nice head to chop
My dreams: 10:46
Did you say... CHOCOLATE? 😠
I really hope most people understood this reference cuz it's one of my favorite episodes
CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!
chocolate CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE!
CHOCLATEEEEEEEE
No
ngl the first jumpscare in the p.t. TERRIFIED me as well
Me too.
Good to see I'm not the only one.
same.
Me too
At least someone else was
*Dog gets cut in half*
"I don't think THIS was in the original nintendogs..."
Me neither Pickolas Cage
Hmmm..... You think
Edit:idk either
no it was
If Failboat made all the commercials on TV, I’d probably watch them more than the actual shows.
Remember when Nintendo wouldn’t support games made by “garage developers”?
Ironic
Naming a dog chocolate is like naming a human “cyanide”
Hello, Arsenic, how's your car, I heard it had some engine troubles before.
Ahahahahaha
Or a robot water
@@Headless_Toil2418 Could be waterproof
@@hiimpeyton671 True that
You know i didnt get the whole game builder garage thing until i looked at the gameplay and came to a profound realization.
"Wait a minute its Little Big Planet. Wait this is amazing."
Yeah it's amazing easily one of my favourite switch games, I'm currently working on a Simpsons game and a recreation of a custom Mario 3d world level
I promise you, sit through the ad roll for him. You may not want
The product, but the comedy therein is gold
That was the best Failboat ad I’ve ever seen
I mean, it was so good of an ad I might get it
Failboat: The guy who will get spooked from playing *Game Builder Garage*
One of the best ads I’ve ever
This is also one of best ad I ever
Ever what?
@@cjlite0210 ever.
@@cjlite0210 ever Caleb... ever
C’n
Toad sounds like an Angry Bird launching itself 1:38
1:39
4:06 Failboat gets scared by Disney princess
2:16 I’m crying rn
That’s just what failboat videos do
KOISHI FUMO
@@SpringySpring04 where is the Fumo?
Toad waits for a bus and Toad's Quest for Cheerios are the 2 games of the year. Try to convince me otherwise.
I cant
Toad comes home to his kids after getting the milk, how about that
@@MitoNova583 the T H R E E Q U L
Super mario bros 2
“I’ve never heard toad suffering sound so… *crisp* ”
NEITHER HAVE I BUT LET THE SUFFERING CONTINUE
DONT LET IT STOP
The visceral sound of a toad scream brought me such a surprise, thank you.
-moeblob aka my brother
This ad was beautiful. I too, have issues following the directions of "if you're happy and you know it"
10:41. I decided to join a stream for the first time in ages. And I saw this.
"There's noway you can build... A horror game in Nintendo garage builder, right?"
Labo VR: *Allow me to introduce myself.*
*POV: Mario didn’t take his normal pills.*
One could argue maybe that's what the point of the mask is
@@al_x2138 that's what the point of the mattress
@@Terracylle and all the ever ask is....
"why are you so mattress?"
@@KSKY2012 true
E3? What’s that? I like to use the *game garage* for all my games, you guys are missing out
i like how everyone was saying "secure contain protect" because we all finally found a friend for Josie (SCP-529)
2:28 I spit out my drink. I hate that that made me laugh.
He really got all of us😂
4:29 bruh he sounds like toad
10:57 Do not ask for whom the Toad screams...
9:04 man, odyssey 2 looking good!
I’m cackling, I didn’t expect the jump scares but boy did I enjoy failboat suffering
0:05 Nintendogs (Best game ever)
2:50 Mario Kart (Mario Kart)
3:44 P.T. (I had nightmares about Barbie dolls too)
5:48 Doom Eternal (Teaser?)
6:38 A Mega Game (ITS SAAN-)
7:10 Bowser's "fury" (Garage)
9:03 Mario's stroll (DAAN YOU SUCK AT THE GAM-)
10:35 Toad waits for a bus (You mean scre-)
11:54 Toads quest for cheerios (Okay nvm Nintendogs sucks now, Best game ever)
12:54 G 005 N1F FME (Get sniffed me'd haha *cringy fortnite dance*)
0:54
Inside out:here we go again
This was the right way to do a sponsor ad. I actually watched all of it. And didn’t skip through. Amazing.
My first time watching (Almost)an entire Failboat stream, I remember watching all of this
9:17 mario was so thin that he slipped through the fabric of reality
10:35 AMAZING .BOOTIFUL 2 GUD FOR DIS WORLD AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER
3:19 I REMEMBER YOU SAYING THIS FROM THE STREAM LOL!!
9:21 POV you forgot to programm death
I came in seeing a dog being cut in half, and to be honest, I'm not disappointed
Hi Failboat! Mario’s Stroll was my creation. I was already very aware of the pipe jank. Thanks for playing my game!
Failboat, you don’t need E3
You don’t need a mental hospital (yet)
What you need
Is more GAME BUILDER GARAGE
(I wonder if random people decides to continue this joke, I doubt it though)
SCP 6198 - headless dog (Chocolate)
Entry #1 - He/she somehow still runs, despite the lack of head, and somehow barks too
Entry #2 - From time to time it starts to fly while chanting the words "FailBoat" in a ominous tone, tomorrow I'll do a interview with it, will it even talk-?
Entry #3 - small update, my coworker is currently either high or finally gone insane
Background: *WUT DEH DOG DU*
Entry #4: *DEAR GOD IT KNOWS HOW TO SHOOT, WHO LET IT SEE 516*
I would definitely watch ads if Failboat was in all of them
2:42 what if I use the code "FAIL100"? Will I get 100% off?
This man is using all 3 hemispheres of his brain
FREE SPEAKERS
Does that mean something like "FAIL125" will have them pay you 25% of its worth
When toad waits for the bus, he screams. When the bus arrives, YOUR the one who screams
At 10:11 when Mario hit the flag pole, in another room, the Taco Bell bell sound effect went off the same time when Mario hit the flag pole😦😦😦
2:55 GAS GAS GAS
YOU GOTA STEP ON THE GAS
1:26 I love he chat, they all have the same idea
That was the greatest sponsor segment I’ve ever seen
Man, everyone was making jokes about "Nintendo Ran out of ideas so OYU make the games for them" with Mario Maker... Now they're just straight up not hiding it!
4:35 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!?!? KAYOIN THE DONUT?!?!? 😱😱😱😱
E3 : * doing cringe announcements *
Failboat : *Fine , i'll do it myself.*
It takes fail a measly 48 seconds to break everything.
5:13 That face is such a mood.
Anti Vax mom: my child is perfectly healthy
Her child: 1:03
Me: sees first 3 seconds of video
Realizes spoilers for game
Me: I’ll take your entire stock
0:26 mentions chest burster alien and then proceeds to show a clip from spaceballs
That exact alien: hello my baby, hello my honey hello my ragtime gal **ragtime gal resumes**
10:38 toad screams while waiting for a bus to arrive
Failboat has a full Failbeard now, huh
that stupid doom thing at 5:48 made me laugh way too hard what the fu
11:12 is just pain
Mario: i like the feeling of wining.
me: oh god is Mario posesed?
10:18
1:13 there’s literally an SCP just like this except it’s a cat
The missing half
Josie the missing half
And it’s back half is missing
and its the other half is gone
reject e3, return to failboat
also very funny and epic intro :)
Here’s the answer to you’re question: e3 needs e3
2:00 Wow, that Lickitung got no respect.
0:13 chocolate: IF YOU COME NEAR ME YOU WILL BECOME O N E W I T H T H E F L O O R
I can't image fail boat having a beard...
I can because I've seen it
@@seasonsarecool you are right. I think I may have seen just a bit ago...
But now... You don't have to! Introducing the new Bearded Failboat Plush!
@@Nat_the_Chicken failbeard
@@dasher9974 Yes
Then there was the miitopia half where we started communicating with Morse code
Toad screaming for an hour was definitely the highlight of my day
It took me until the Mario Kart segment to realize what game this was.
Toad's quest for Cheerios, a simple masterpiece.
Toad's Quest for Cheerios best game🤌
"whoops sorry about that let me turn the speakers on now"
made my day
Also, uh, @Failboat, (2:48) were you looking for something? Because you seemed pretty confused?
13:12 _goo_ sniff me
Y'know I've never had any of my dogs split in half, but I would sure like to try it
Dan has been the hylight of my year. thank you dan!
HAIL THE MIGHTY HAT KID!!
YES
0:27 "This is the alien that bursts out of your chest from Alien."
>shows scene from Space Balls
_Perfection._
0:37 HES A LITERAL GOD!!!!
Being here for the full stream just makes this even better :)
12:20 CHERIOS GIMME A STACK OF EM
Failboat makes my day a little bit better.
When the clock showed 11:59 the first time that was the same time I was watching this video
4:54
i dont watch for a while and i come back to him wearing a beard with more hair than on his head lol
The only enemy is yourself *proceeds to hear gunshot sound* OH LORD
I was scared the sprite feature wouldn't be capable enough but this is amazing
So can we all agree this is just Nintendo's Response to Playstation's Dreams?
2:03 R.I.P mr behemoth screamoth, he was the true chad. Only OG’S will remember him from Kirby star allies videos……
That kove ad was an E3 showing in itself, the amount of hype generated was incredible
Bowsers moody Monday is finally released took them long enough
0:26 I adore that you used the Spaceballs clip for this.
That thumbnail is art
Did…did failboat just make a binding of Isaac reference? My day just got 12 times better
3:42 P.T?
*Oh no*
*Silent Hill theme plays*
P.T SD
Half-Chocolate literally killed me I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe-