*22:36* The way to enter the dungeon being Vault of Secrets' head and the actual Vault being the dungeon door honestly made me laugh harder than I expected. Also the text reads ''Ew, it's all sticky.''
"When we click on mappacks, we can play the daily level." Yeah, this is big brain time. Btw its at 16:08 Oh alright editing comments removes hearts... thx yt
Fun fact: as you keep randomizing the textures, eventually one randomized combination will be the Normal textures that you see everyday in geometry dash. However the chances of this happening are very low...
You could really tell how much fun you were having recording the first few minutes of the video, at 1:34 I really expected you would make some kind of reference to pannenkoek2012 if the editing style there wasn't already reminiscent enough of his style. That being said a search button press is a search button press, it can't take you to the editor!
Congrats Colon, you've completely made the entire game a recent level.
Underrated
Underrated? Idk maybe in the future this will be popular..
@TotallyNotGh 216 now
Lol
My recent levels aren't that bad I actually try :(
Colon: *can't beat stereo madness*
Also Colon: LETS MOVE ON TO XSTEP
screw easies let's do Bloodlust
Rohan Sangani YEAH!!
speed dashing
Lol lmao
Pp
Imagine a kid made a level completly cursed decoration, and the RandomTextures made the level better.
That was exactly what I was thinking!
heh
hehh
Default Block Clumps to Fingerdash
Little Timmy wouldnt like that
0:58 - 1:08 syncs so well
Fr
I love she's a lot of Luke the concept
@BlueFluxerxo
3:03
Colon: And right off the bat, you can tell, things ain't right
Also colon: zooms in on the one sprite that is in the correct location
That's the thing that isn't right
@@luckylaniang5574 ah, I see.
@@imagery5425 me too
@@imagery5425 bjt i can't aee i"? Bmind what dif je saif
@@niko5008 Uhh... run that by me again?
I can imagine how funny the boss fights would look
Same
Same
Lmao
Imagine mayhem war-
same
22:41 The Recent levels icon is a *TRASH CAN* just like the real life
holy shit your right
Cry0n rude against people who made actual levels
@@crixxbrixx i mean he's right most of the levels there are either blank or completely cursed but i still agree with ya
Me: sees your profile pic
Also me: **flashbacks to cryogen** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
not really some are
Thanks!
Colon hearted it...
@@cyberxandcorruptedtigerno
@@dolphin_yee wdym no?
this man probably has the power to release 2.2 but instead, he uses his power to do this
i came here to shitpost and shitpost i will
Lol
lol
colon just release 2.2 i cant trust RobTop anymore
lol
13:47 It looks like the hard demon burst through the door and is just staring at you
it does
RuN fOr yoUr liFE
Lmao
He came for your liver
@Wess64 "GET THE F OUT OF MY MENU"
That is one hell of a thumbnail if I have ever seen one.
Also hey NarrowMaxx
Jayden Vincelette hey that a bad word😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
@@luminosity8024 TH-cam isn't for kids.
Well this got weird
Anyway I will be happy to post this on reddit
ZahRizi Floorine That is the joke.
imagine plaiyng how by spu7nix 💀
the actual uses for the triggers won’t change so it will be pretty similar
or what by spu7nix
The objects@@zamasoom.
Oh dear god
This might be interesting
*22:36* The way to enter the dungeon being Vault of Secrets' head and the actual Vault being the dungeon door honestly made me laugh harder than I expected. Also the text reads ''Ew, it's all sticky.''
It's just the text from one of his april fools vid (beta 2.2 test)
You don't make sence sir
@@Young5519your spelling doesn’t make sense
@@Young5519 fancy hearing you say that
@@Young5519basic grammar
"When we click on mappacks, we can play the daily level."
Yeah, this is big brain time.
Btw its at 16:08
Oh alright editing comments removes hearts... thx yt
Imagine if the daily levels were as bad as map pack levels
"I'm vry smrt"
Why is colon's icon next to your name
@@scolipede1549 cuz i'm a member :D
How do u have the colon icon on ur name...
Respect to Colon cause he spent 8000 ⬇︎ to get his icon when it’s gonna be some weird icon when he takes the texture pack off
Omg i just realised that
He bought viprins icon
@@Cameel_Mapping That’s a pretty good icon. Worth it.
yes, you're supposed to get it by completing toe2 with 3 coins
@@pannnella thanks!
2:41 You would had to randomise also the icons for making it more chaotic
The weird thing is, Death Moon doesn’t look that different
Lmao
Lol
Technically ur right
There's 149 coins, and 149 likes, I'm scared to break it
@@tnytmytx how to get the 150th coin: be alive for 200 years
“It’s rated na so it can’t be that hard”
*”now it’s rated door”*
D o o r
Are you even American what's na
@@rammakintan6059 NA is the lowest rating, also I’m australian, not only Americans speak English 😐
@@thesmasherthebest *D O O R*
*_D O O R_*
Me: can we get geometry dash?
Mom: no, we have geometry dash at home
Geometry dash at home:
69 likes and someone ruined
Bro stop
This joke sucks
@@Nex5699 yeah its so overused
I love this joke so plz
3:05 good to see that Robtop is our friend
Imagine playing a recent level that looks normal with the texture pack.....
Gd Tanker its already normal
Oh
reverse enginer it
Its called a recent level
@@SomeGuyNamedDezecra he said that
I love how at 10:20 the demon levels are an exclamation point as if it's warning you not to play them
And normal is just "not auto"
10:21
@@JoaomogusGD10:22
1:25 *Colons in love with the concept Lmao*
That were all just how she imagined
xo ftw
XO
cuz were in love we just dont know it yet
@@AGuyWhoLikesLegoIThink its concept
the repeated super hard slamming of the giant button at 0:40 might be one of the best visual gags i've ever seen
bros using the extra large enter key
Nobody:
Colon: Now it’s rated... *Door*
*The Impossible Ones*
Bruh that moment in the video just played as soon as I saw this comment
Dislike this reply
Does it show for Dislike
@@mysingingmonstersfan1023 nahhh nope. It doesn't count is as negative either.
persona 3 be like:
I just realized all your icons have eyes.
I CAN'T UNSEE THIS
Lel
@GD Colon neither can the icons.
LOL
1:34 *”But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.”*
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“But to answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes.”* I hate it when people get it wrong.
@@Swagtfiy wah ya ho ho ya wa hoooooooooooooo wa ho yam ya ho ho ya ya ho whah
*alright show us the pu map or your going into the list of sus*
What’s the music right there?
Colon: Don’t use the rainbow blocks.
Jerry4: Why is everyone looking at me, I didn’t do anything. 😅
"Its rated na so it can't be that hard. Nevermind, its rated door."
It's Gold how did u not get comments
@@daikerio6830 no it’s a door
lol
How the hell does this have over 450 likes?
🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪
Idea: colon should make a level with these textures and look at what he made in the normal ver-
As I typed this it got to that part in the premiere.
Yes
69 likes
Wait when is this- oh ok
@@mp5_Puppy *16 minutes ago*
11:18
colon: "its rated NA so its probably not gonna be that hard"
also colon: uhh now its rated door
lol
door: the hardest difficuilty of them all
N/A left without closing the door
@SoulKiller
N/A: *Ima head out*
not messing up 69 likes
1:08 "look mom i compiled the program so you wouldn't have to download node js and all that stuff"
Fun fact: as you keep randomizing the textures, eventually one randomized combination will be the Normal textures that you see everyday in geometry dash. However the chances of this happening are very low...
U mean texters
The Fire Of Cats what?
Sorry i meant texters lol
@εrγptonic sταlκεr lmao no that's how colon pronounced it in the video
But never zero
You should try Nine Circles with this. Loads of sweet, sweet effects.
twitter.com/ad_vevo/status/1280902727112015872
@@GDColon LMAO
@@GDColon bruh
@@GDColon suspended account
I love how the recent levels are literally marked as trash by the program at the end (22:42)
LMAO
how
DETROID -become human.
LIK
LOL
7:42 pov pride month
XStep - The worse version.
#IHateRainbowBlocks
There is only one official level that used them well...
@@ClassicCheezburgergeometrical dominator?
COLON PLEASE STOP PRONOUNCING "TEXTURES" LIKE THAT OH MY GOD
pfft
Join colons discord server to stop him
@@hachikurikun8063 i dont have Discord .-.
texcturs
@@roseashley1532 download it
Imagine if the levels were actually changed to that and that's not a mod for the game.
hampter I would delete it immediately.
That was when I quit the game
8:48 bro needs a dentist
Yed
@@thatone1249 *Yed*
@@EXA1024_ *D E Y*
Technically Zylon, Technically
@@atr0cxty943 yed
"Can we get some nerdy music?" -GD Cologne
5:27 "I tend to pick icons on how good they look not how good of an achievment they are"
Doesn't everybody do that?
mhm
Yes
The ufo he equipped tho...
The ufo looks so goofy
"Stereo Madness is rated Help. I felt that" - I DIED
why tf does everyone say "omfg m9 wen he say dat funy jok i fell over and laugh and die lol!" when they probably only chuckle for 2 seconds
leithal meme because there the sa,e thing
Lol
@@leithalmeme1486 I also don't understand, if they died who typed that? Jokes like this are actually dumb
@@iam3d32 c’mon dude. Life isn’t fun if you take everything so literally and seriously…
16:14 thank you for ruining my level
Lol
It looks low key good ngl
Even when turned to hell the level looks 👍
Congregation 16:28
Lol
You could really tell how much fun you were having recording the first few minutes of the video, at 1:34 I really expected you would make some kind of reference to pannenkoek2012 if the editing style there wasn't already reminiscent enough of his style.
That being said a search button press is a search button press, it can't take you to the editor!
Looking back I probably should've said every copy of geometry dash is personalized
Well...Cheesecraft “Henry” 789, hear me out.
Panenkeok2012
Njjojji
Colon: I should avoid everything that's white with 4 sides.
Meanwhile: goes through white squares.
Me: lol
8:59
Black*
I clicked the timestamp and it gave me an ad
@@brightknot same
11:23 " now its rated *door* " *laughs*
*11:24
1:27 gd cologne singing in the shower:
“Stereo Madness is rated help”. OMG U MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
Let's see Glowy with this texture pack
Oh god...
No, Knorne
Not to be rude, but it's a randomizer, not a texture pack.
@@brightknot It's a program that shuffles all the textures around to create a brand new never seen before texture pack
@Silvio Masterpalo level by rob buck that uses a lot of glow, it has around 260k objects out of which around 200k is glow
7:47 Colon: Never use rainbow blocks
Me, using them to make a solid rainbow:
0:14 "WHAT DA HECK R U TRYIN TO DO" 🤣
That was so honest 🤣🤣
1:26 she's in love with the concept
Xo colon cover XD
4:46 u need to download the gauntlet
thats actually true, download the song.
3:17 lol i didnt know that colon has 98 creator points. i'm kinda jelly :P
he does actually have cp tho lol
Imagine having full version gd or even 2.0 lite lol
@@kathleenhicks4243 I have lawl
@@kathleenhicks4243 get the full version
Colon : asking a lot of questions The guy who answers his questions: no. Colon : completely ignores what he is saying and moves on
0:24
Teacher: the test won't be that hard
The test: 4:39
“Now it is rated door.”
That made me laugh
GD Two Dots is proud to present to you...
The Randomizer!
RATED DOOR
6:04 the first recent tab level
“Now it’s rated door”
That just got me, it made me laugh so hard.
:0 woah it's the real amity blight and luz noceda I cant believe it
:000
@@vivianlessthan3 yes, it’s us. Well, just me Amity, Luz is trying to figure out more glyphs.
@@amityblightandluznoceda3899 say hi to luz for me then
“And now supersonic is rated door” -Colon 2020
Colon : “I pick icon’s based on how good they look instead of how good of an Achievement they are.”
Also Colon : *picks Ultimate ToE 2 Icon*
Colon: choses ToE 2 Icon
Viewers: LIAR!11!!!!111! U GOT DEMON ICON
@@miwiki6 Mario
@@FakestLoogi *DELET DIS*
@@miwiki6 no.
He thinks it looks cool
1:25 shes in love with the concept💀
5:56 viprin is proud.
1:25 me in the shower after death at 35 on xo
LoL 🤣
0:57 Blast Processing
1:03 Geometrical Dominator
1:13: Theory Of Everything
:D
“Do you wish that the weekly demons would be much harder to sightread?”
“What? No”
8/10 lines in my opinion
9:45 those potions do be vibin doe
"The X button in the corner is just... a corner"
hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor
Hmm yes the dead meme is made of the dead meme
Hmm yes, the coins are x’s, that means no coins in the level
69 LIKES!!!!!
@@GustavoEPerez-gj7qz is made of the 69 likes
In Africa if 60 seconds passes a minute passes
Colon is like the Michael Reeves of Geometry Dash.
I agree
Except he isnt a crackhead
22:06 is my icon no way
Now I wonder what are the odds of it randomly generating a completely normal pack
1 in a quadrillion?
@Hrishikesh Paul 1 in Busybeavers(10^100)
1 in 10^100^100^100^100
18:06
Ah yes, my favorite orb, *sawblade*
21:02 How recent lvl creators see the editor.
fact: litterly everyone is a recent lvl creator because if you upload a level it begins on the recent lvl tab
@@Thegoodgamerpro72jdqDEEP THOUGHTS WITH THE DEEP!
"Now it's rated door" was a much funnier sentence than it should've been
This thumbnail is about as random the days and times Colon uploads.
Haha I made a funny.
Or did you? hmmm
i truly like when the fire shards turn into: "tap (lock) for more info!"
at: 3:40
When i heard him say: "he is selling partition's icon"
*i felt that*
Colon: “how bad did this get messed up”
My brother in Christ, you made the mod
5:37 "Stereo Madness is rated help, I feel that"
true
Dang, I didn’t know. They degraded base after base that much.
Stereo Madness is rated help, I feel that
Isn’t it wild how there’s a very small, an extremely low chance that the textures can be unchanged
Yeah
it always switches the textures, so that would be impossible
@@OCJDaze we saw in the video that one of the things were unchanged.
@@dropfish3109 which thing
@@OCJDaze One of the triggers. I think it was toggle?
Me: Mom I Want xStep
Mom: We Have xStep At Home
xStep At Home: 7:04
lolly
3:56 “PARRY THE PLATYPUS!?!?
This was so fun to play! Thanks for making it!
Juniper: plays cursed levels
Gd colon: are you challenging me?
12:34 my guy is trying to do a gta cheat code
1:23 this part made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂😂
0:39 gd colon is going crazy with his coding skills
Looks like me when I am coding
Typetypetype *smacks enter* Typetypetype *smacks enter* Typetypeype *smacks enter* Typ- ok you get the point
He spams like ends hd:+hedging - end.
5-move song - sprites 68
{2455Flie Text
GGKJJ. Xend - Coneet
. End move water[Parnet Up {End]}
Type type BANG type type BANG
Big enter key
Fun fact:that is hackertyper.com
3:41 “Took me forever to get that trail”
@@bingusbro wdym u need to collect all of the shadow crystal, thats most legendary trail ever
getting 100 stonks is real hard
TOOK ME forever to get that robot
3:26 the harder face made me fall in my chair laughing
heat in the pile
Rock on the ground
Colon explaining how the randomizer works. Congratulations Colon, you are now Summoning Salt lol 😂
5:51 +Step
FUN FACT: The reminder button for a premiere is only to show that you were before the premiere.
The thumbnail:
“Wait, that’s illegal.”
FBI open up!
Colon: "ope, Now its rated.. **door**"
That got me laughing so hard
ah yes, door
Ah yes the door is made of door
Idk why but colon hitting the comedically large enter button is the funniest thing ever, I need more
Colon: The GD editor never used a rainbow block
Geometrical Dominator: Am I a joke to you?
y e s
Not what he said, he said never use them.
Stereo madness is rated help
Every kid in the class exept me: I feel that
clubstep is copied
2:34 That's My Icon Lmao! Colors And Everything!
GamerbossPlayz yes
@@braydonslayz43 yes
@Power Game yes
@@yyx999gd5 yes
@@Idkwhattodoanymorel0l yes