EPIC GEOMETRY DASH CHALLENGES (very cool)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ส.ค. 2024
- 5 push ups on every death? Half the screen covered? Playing with 5 different controllers? Prank calling Juniper? In this video I try your ridiculous Geometry Dash challenges and question my own sanity.
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If you're reading this, please stop asking for feet pics. please. - เกม
don cheadle
*so you found it was a prank call...*
*d o n c h e a d l e*
Chon deadle
don junidle
Death and ultimate destruction.
Junipi
Hey folks, just wanted to let you know that I'm going to be doing a big BIRTHDAY STREAM on February 17th! 😃
Feel free to tune in if you wanna watch me review your awesome memes, or just want to wish me a happy birthday
EDIT: It was awesome! You can watch it below if you missed it:
th-cam.com/video/og0l7uQAWbY/w-d-xo.html
Will do! love your channel I will always stick with you and Juniper.
what time?
HELLO
GD Colon happy early birthday m8
GD Colon how flix how a good pc 0:05
i like how colon has like a demonic voice while doing pushups. i wish robtop adds voice actors and hires colon for the demon gaurdian
now replace the "3 2 1 geometry dash" part in dash with that voice
@@chaykid sure lol 😂
I could do a pretty good Scratch
Colon: my weakness is exercise
Me: isn't continuously pressing keys technically exercise?
Yeah kinda
4:14 Context: Here in Canada, we only have to take gym in grade 9, which is why colon struggles to do 5 pushups
you don't want to know what my final gym mark was
Well I'm sure all of the Americans would be interested in finding out that in Canada we only need a 50% to pass, so at least we know it's over a 50
For me I did it on grade 4
I'm going to take gym in grade 10 because I am an epic gamer.
Good luck then I guess
I love how Colon is literally sitting there, serious as ever, not even smiling, saying Don Cheadle
You asshole! You killed gonta!!!!
d o n c h e d e r
That made me laugh a lot
Don Cheadle
Hello kokichi
"Mom can we have time machine?"
"We have time machine at home"
Time machine at home: 0:36
thats cycles not time machine
@@JackTheWatcher r/wooosh
@@joshgen9042 …no, i don’t think so
@@Rpermcubing hes making a joke about how many triple spikes there are
The Triple spikes only challenge is pretty much like time machine
and the upside down part on 10% AND THAT FRIKEN UPSIDE DOWN MIRROR PART
Time Machine isn’t hard though.
@@mralgorithmscubing but it has a lot of triple spikes
Don Cheadle
I like time machine... :(
4:43 "you re gonna have to try a little harder than that."
GD COLON IS UNDYNE
I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I QUOTED HER, BUT I THINK IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE REASON I SAID IT LMAO
*battle against a true hero intensifies*
Battle against a true GDcube
lol I just realized that
Aw man
6:10 I just love the ParashockX reference
Lololoollololooooooiouiauiluilsfvzerti!hung!aet
Lalalalalaaaa
Lalalalalaaaaaaaaa
If I see a ParashockX reference, I like the video
Irakli Merabishvili you mean the unskipable ad?
Those must've been some hard challenges. Also I like your kitsune OC, he looks cute.
I agree
16:38 - Colon predicted the future
noway
noway
noway
noway
noway
Man don’t you just hate it when Peter Griffin covers half the screen
No
he t h i c c
Yeah it’s so annoying 😒
I’m not even middle school and I beat Clubstep
Are you proud of me mom
@@shadowstrider7224 he means back when gd was actually popular
"this is the challenge that seperates the boys from the men"
"the girls from the junipers*
OMG!
D O N C H E E D L E S
Yep
@Phoebe Chetty wow no way
@Phoebe Chetty that's mind-blowing! :O
13:52 upside down wave is legitimately impossible
Rill
Skill issue
@IW_CoFORGE_A4Y4N no you don't understand its literally too hard how like ahĥhhhh
@@tobyktoby2636 last year I hated upside down wave, now I can beat extremes
@IW_CoFORGE_A4Y4N mad respect bro
Him: who likes triple spikes
TIME machine and Michigan: WE DO
Imagine attempting to stay fit
Haha 69
JakeDaPuttyTat Meow Funnnnni. Niccccceeee
imagine not being fit and being skinny
Gabe Asamoah Jr. I can’t imagine
@@energyshatty9020 yes
"Flip your pc upside down. Beat some levels."
I love how he took that seriously-
I mean he tried to flip his PC
I think that guy meant "flip your motitor upside down"
@@Zenix119 no shit it was a joke
dash pilice
I think he meant monitor
“No one likes tripple spikes” with an exeption of michigun
he *liked* triple spikes.
(in loving memory)
7:44 id say your oc is pretty awesome.
"Everything is 3 spikes"
Time machine: we already have that.
Nah that's basically all the hard official levels
@Electronic Boy ye... time machine is a nightmare
@@miko7053 time machine is free wdym
@@tw-ck7xf 4 you
@@uhhh2210 how is it hard lol
all the triples are free
challenge: play sterio madness and back on track at the same time
Harder than sakupen circles
Im not liking theres 69 likes
*stereo
Yea play sterio madness instead of stereo madness
@@gusrobi6688 Stop it, get some he- no
1:25 this is more unlikely than you think,I even flew off the map at ToE 1
12:50 welcome to slaughterhouse wave consistency
Colon: "What I've done is I've taken Cycles and I've changed every single spike in it to a triple spike."
Me: "What's the difference"
He should of done it with time machine
Or maybe with a michigun challenge
Alikediegis Oh No......
Smart 100
The Red Retriever r/woooosh
“Separating the boys from the men, and the girls from the junipers”
-GD Colon
@Juniper no you not
Steven LoGuirato yes that is not juni
7:20 this is how you can tell that GD Colon is,
in fact,
not an I-Pad kid.
1:55 SPIKES STILL SQUISHED, CHALLENGE NULLIFIED.
"It separates the boys from the men, girls from the Junipers"
Colon, 2021
BUT JUNIPER KEEPS KILLING MEEE / PERO JUNIPER NO PARA DE MATARMEEE
@TengJingLee-xb5ptwasn't she like 15 when this video came out
Cool u use faithful
2020*
“And the don from the Cheadles”
Call Juniper again , and tell her "Juni , we have to talk ..." , and then start to sing X.O !
@@qlrketh Why?
No and wut is x.o?
@@stevel6015 shearch it yourself
SHES IN LOVE WITH THE FCKING CONCEPT
6:08 "enter the city"
no ones gonna talk about the rare achivement icon went by at 5:39 ?
"Y'know, this is the challenge that separates the boys from the men, girls from the Junipers..."
*THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE*
He means Junibees and junbeepers
Colon: boys from the men and the girls from the Junipers..
My teacher: Homework separates the boys from tik tok and girls from tik tok
@@hima131 your teacher and comment aren't funny
@@bananamonkeygaming14b
@@zowihh b
10:02 ultimate jumpscare 2.0
Not really
Nah
perfect time for an add there twt
Lol, im press and ad showed
Play geometry dash with your head
In middle school I beat every main level (apart from finger dash cuz it wasn’t out yet)
16:52 When you sing louder then the song to avoid copyright.
juniper did that on a stream lol
@@lionblazegd thats just evw's everyday tactics
IM A BANANA!
6:08 paracolonx
LALALALALALALAAAAAA
LA LA LA LALALALA LA LAAAAA
Finally a man of culture
I thought I was the only person to get that
Ikr
Remember Calvin and Hobbes? Well, Calvin's dad when he's angry is just like "It bUiLdS ChArAcTeR"
7:44 those are some really nice shoes.
6:05 I didn't know that Colon knows ParashockX so that's pretty pog, i guess.
Edit: Wait a second. I HAVE 334 LIKES! Holy crap, thank you so much, the most likes I've had on a comment prior is 8.
Yeah
took me off guard ngl
If i see a gd the video ends
stereo madness
What if Colon actually ParashockX
Same idea came to me
6:09 I was waiting for that outro! I just knew it was gonna play
*communism plays*
Same @Cameron Rutherford
ParashockX flashbacks intensifies
Ye lol
Same
I got to the Ship (or "Airship") part in theory of everything when I was around ten, and nobody called me a god because I was one of the only people playing the game back then :(
17:38 why tf does TH-cam not tell people this. Like "you are blocked from having your comments show up on the channel".
Because I learned out the hard way that a friend had blocked me from commenting for a long time
GD but every time you die you have to sing a line of You're Welcome
How u get dat on your name?
Colon is definetly gonna make a level with only spikes
@@readreadthedeadredguy4932 press join then buy AT LEAST supporter
Oooohhhhhh thanks bois is don't have money right now but now that I know how I'll do so dnkx bois I didn't think anyone would reply thankx!
@@readreadthedeadredguy4932 You have to make bad financial decisions
“Nobody likes triple spikes”
*sad michigun noises*
RIP Michigan 2017 - 2020
Pengi Playz MICHIGUN TRIGGERED!
Lol
I like tripple spikes they're hard but I love them because they are satisfying
i couldnt beat stereo madness in less than 10 attempts because triple spikes lol
1:50 "no one likes Triple Spikes. One might call the cringe even"
**angry Michigun/\/\/\🖤 noises**
2:29 HOW THE HELL did Colon predict that we are going to be watching everything with family guy on the side?!
Nahh💀💀💀💀
LMAO I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS BEFORE IT WAS A THING
6:10 if anyone is wondering, the text says ‘enter the city’
What language is that?
The YT n00b its wingdings
@@ellendegenerate. ok I figured just saw it looked different the the wingdings I know
@@colorron8 I know? write ik for short
@@reig36 why does he have to
8:30
"I mean, it's better than Raid: Shadow Legends"
True there
i guess
You can't get worse that the game that sponsors every video uploaded by a channel that more than 47 people consistently watch the videos of
that fake screen really got me ive never seen somenthing this good. except if that was an IMAGE.. until i see the outdated channel photo xd
4:23 those were actually solid push ups man
“Play with most of your screen covered up”
Mobile players: *Am I a JoKe To U?*
they have something in common
GlitchyYT yes
Relatable
Left hand mobile players: *bRUh*
I am a mobile player
3 rules of life:
don't get mad with geometry dash
don't get mad with geometry dash
don't get mad with geometry dash
L
O
L
Well, I failed
i got 98% on zodiac :D
So funny, that I forgot to laugh.
Three rules of REAL life:
Don’t give up
Believe in yourself
Be kind and nice
the first two challenges STRESSED ME THE HELL OUT
It took me almost a month to beat clutterfunk but then I beat theory of everything in less than 15 minutes so I guess in GDcolon’s mind im the coolest middle schooler
When you realize Colon actually showed you his feet when doing the push-ups
cau xD
Socks.
No he had shoes on little poopyhaed
@@marylargentOriginal YT/woosh
@@marylargentOriginal YT/woosh
Challenge: Play a level blindfolded. Try a demon, in fact.
Chalange: try to beat all the map paks with just touhtskreen
He hasn’t beaten a demon lol
@@carmenvargas4472 you can't spell😂
@@darrenlavender5424 maybe it's a joke?
@Trueism [GD] eat your cereal
Colon's voice:💂♂️
Colon's apearence:👨🏫
The famous words of GD Colon - 2020 "This is what seperates the boys from the men and girls from the juniper"
2:15 "What? No! Get outta here you little foot fetish."
*[Everyone liked that.]*
Reddit moment
NetworkHoffman what
@@skeletonjanitor Nevermind
ha
come on 69 likes
4:16 old man colon
challenge, the reverse of the last guy, beat theory of everything with only a hexagon
"If you die you do 5 pushups"
Clon: does 5 pushups
"If you do 5 pushups you die"
Clon: WAIT WHAT *dies*
“Nobody likes triple spikes”
Michigun looking dissapointed at him from heaven
Bruh
-sad face- rip
Woah woah not like that
________'-'_____/\/\/\_______
_____*-*________/\/\/\
Challenge idea: Use a texture pack with the wrong pusab
no
Walker 66673046 no
Yes
No
@jackson Clubb yes
"Nobody likes triple spikes"
I agree, at first ppl started being sad over Michiguy and adding triple spikes, but it's annoying now.
Follow literally everyone in GD and beat all the levels in the spin off games with your nose.
3:44 Great do this with an extreme demon
it is great.
I ruined 69
@@LeDenoter your an actual monster
@@HamburgerPenguinz you're*
@@everybodyclapyohands don’t butt in
“Mother, I require the poop sock”
-Scratch 2020
Yes
@Noob Has Joined ditto
@Tyshka29 TM w
I like his voice
@Maidin Ortega-Roblero %ft
In elementary school when i did Deadlocked everyone praised mr like a god
Beat Clubstep while eating Mc Donald’s
His push-ups. His sounds. His struggles. 4:20
-420-
420...
(420)
...is this an anti-drug campaign?
@@placeholder4029(420)
Challenge: play a demon with your hands (NO FEET)
Das a real challente tho
What about back on track.
OMG I have done that before
Bruh
ES
I know this video is literally posted 3 years ago, but this stuff's entertaining.
It separates the boys from the men, girls from the Junipers
-GD Colon, 2021
"There Are People Who Have Beaten Every Level On The Demon List And They Still Fail To The Triple Spikes On Stereo Madness"
-Colon
I do
@@NebsGMD_ you beat all the levels on the demon list
@@theguythatcodes8991 no but i found the joke funny
Spaceuk
Play with your eyes
call "giuterstylehero" and say "juni vamos"
Bruh
I see a Hollow Knight character as that logo. Got my respect
Guitaeherostyles
Hi.
Beat Fingerdash But
Only your Right Hand
Hardest insane demon
10:39 IS THAT THE BITE OF 87??
“Flip your pc upside down. Beat some levels”
Colon: I don’t think this is happening
Mobile players: is that a challenge
Edit: Wow thanks for all the likes guys!
Flips I pad
nah the screen will flip.
Official Az3 *Flip Lock*
@@crabgottricked7917 meh you gotta pity the old phones...
Hell no it's not ;D
How about counting the number of people that want you to play with your feet, times that by 100, and try to get that many blue orbs :)
lmfao
23000
Uh
Ok so there is... 378 billion blue orbs?
Gd colon turned into my friend, whenever he’s mad at smth he just says “omg this ____ is so cringe bro 💀” ( 1:48 )
0:41 michigun would love this level
R.I.P 🕊️
Colon: ew no get away with these fetishes
Also Colon: 9 overwhelmingly enormous tails
7:42 kitsun3
@@dinonuggets755 ah yes, "kitsun3"
“This is a challenge that separates the boys from the men, the girls from the Junipers.”
I JUST READ THIS AS THIS HAPPENED-
*j u n i p e r*
I have a idea…Get a copy of every Roptop level, join them together and lets see how it goes
Since you don't wanna play with your feet, play any RobTop Level with your elbow.
"If you can get to the ship part in Theory of Everything, then you are a god in middle school" Most of even all the kids in my middle school don't know Geometry dash exists so I live as a "god" in my middle school.
same
My friends consider me a god cuz i've beaten decode
@@HMF_325 bruh you are a god to the irl gd community (not the internet one)
My friends consider me a god cuz i can beat stereo madness
I have beaten theory of everything not a long time ago in first grade, am i now a god?
Fun fact:
The only portals that count for jumps are cube, robot, and ball.
Edit:
Turns out all of the portals counts orbs as jumps (even wave).
cool
@@mailingcat how many likes when you sent that reply?
And spider
I got the 10000 jumps UFO while I was in the UFO gamemode
Ships don’t count?
I could’ve saved so many deaths trying to minimise my jumps.
try invisible deadlocked(or even clubstep if you can)
8:11
Mother, I require the poop sock
it is very important, mom
Very INTERESTING
Ah yes, quoting something from a video just to get likes, a new type of like baiting
💀
@@nothingtoseehere975 zawg
"Boys from men, girls from Junipers"
Wait, does that mean...
Yeah but Juniper has a boyfriend so colon is on the friend zone again
Wtf am I saying?
@@flyingtorch4336 bro wut
Bima Pramudya tf no
Bima Pramudya THEY ARENT
6:00 appreciate the dicey dungeons music
*“mother, i require the poop sock.”*
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don cheadle
11:59 ultimate jumpscare 3.0
12:09 THAT I CURSED!
this was four years ago but,..
take a copy of any "harder" level difficulty from the main game, put it in the editor and turn the entire level upsidedown and then beat it :)
sing the XO song while calling Juniper and then smile murderously
How about this:
"Beat your feet, using GD"
@@genc6865 what the fuck
Looool
Meat My Beat With Eat My Meat