How Can They Mess Up Something So Simple As A Milkshake?

After years of resistance and deliberation, Dick finally shares his position on the state of milkshakes on offer in the western world.
Music:
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[@badbug69]

Now that tickled me, nice one 😂

[@DickWhistles]

Cheers for that.

[@simonbealing]

I loved the grilled cheese video, the annoyance and passion really came across in equal measure, just as they do here. Maybe a hamilton should be on next years Christmas list....

[@AlexOnABoat]

I'm buying you a milkshake machine.

[@DickWhistles]

You know where I live.

[@zaphodbeeblebrox4574]

Wonderful.

[@Paradox0182]

NO SYRUP. NO CHUNKS. NO SHIT.

[@Paradox0182]

Dick this is amazing I'm going to make a milkshake with a fork right fucking now. And I'm going to do it in defiance of every aspect of modern culture that implies I shouldn't. Fuck em. I DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE. FFFFSSHHHLLRRRRP I DRINK IT UP

[@Paradox0182]

I'm aware that what I quoted and this are different in context. Maybe opposite, I can't be bothered to think about it at the moment but I've never been as angry about milkshakes as I am now and the tone is appropriate if not the content

[@DickWhistles]

I completely understand! Thanks for the comments

[@hodaka1000]

"Fork test" ?
Sounds like you're talking about a thick shake
I come from the land down under you can still find the real deal here 🥤

[@luckyintervale]

Best. Rant. Ever. Moody’s diner, Waldoboro Maine… accept no substitutes.

[@DickWhistles]

Oooo. On the coast. I usually visit inland. If I’m ever that far East, I’ll seek them out!

[@luckyintervale]

A must. Home baked pies and some of the best lobster stew anywhere in and around the midcoast. Fantastic breakfasts and reasonable AF... family owned since the 1920s. I'm a fan 😬

[@EricTheBody]

I keep hearing that “Cook Out” has great shakes. When it gets hot again, I’ll go try one. I just can’t in winter.

[@smallfact0ry921]

Next time I’m in Watkins Glenn, I know where I’m stopping…

[@DickWhistles]

Get the chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream to go with it. You’ll have to bring your own pure maple syrup, they just serve the brown corn syrup. If you are there in the summertime, go down the road to the Glen Dairy Bar. They make their own ice cream (and sell Giffords out of Maine which is good for factory made stuff.).

[@dondle2]

Never tried one, will stick to whisky.

[@michaelhayward7572]

LOL.

[@ClarkieBoy]

Well I never knew the American truth 😋