For the Niners, it can't be understated just how bad the off-the-field stuff has affected some of their best players, too. Pearsall got shot and almost died right before the season started, Ward's daughter just passed while he was hurt, Trent had a stillborn son AND lost their twin earlier in the pregnancy. It's been a very difficult season for the players this year
Honorable mention duo for the Philadelphia Eagles: Quinyon Mitchell and Cooper DeJean. When Philly went into the off-season everyone said the Eagles needed secondary help and bad. Howie Roseman responded with his black magic forcing other teams to pass on Corners in the first round so he got Quinyonamo Bay Prison without sacrificing anything and making people doubt the white cornerback enough to make other teams racially profile his position group so he also doesn't have to move to get him. Now Philly has one of the best AND youngest secondaries in the league. God bless High Marshall Roseman.
@@mistertaz94 one small correction, he did have to trade up with Washington to get DeJean. I will never understand why divisional teams would trade in the draft but thank you to the Commodes
To add to the Bengals point they are 1-4 in games when scoring 30+ points, no other team has put up 30 points more then once and either lost all or won 1 of those games
For the Bucs I would instead put injuries in general for the entire team. Everyone complains about their team being injured but I don't think they have had games where they ran out of linebackers or safeties. Or have so many receivers injured that the Tight End becomes the best receiver against the Chiefs.
The fact that Tampa is 8-6 right now with all of the injuries they've had...is truly astounding, especially considering how disrespected they were at the beginning of the year
As a Colts fan, this tracks. People who understood the situation knew Flacco would last two, maybe three games. AR was going to be back on the field regardless. Also, hope Schwarmer is going to the Broncos game on Sunday. I'll be there.
As a Colts fan and a Flacco fan when he was a Raven, i wanted him to be good but I had a feeling he wouldn't be. I'm happy Richardson seems to have figured things out for now!
@@mikebonfiglio1897 nah its gotta be JJ and JA. JJ is so dangerous opposing teams have to double team him, and even if this works then JA gets to feast. We just saw this last week when they combined for 5 tds against the falcons.
Carolina Panthers: Bryce Young’s NFL career so far is like a guy trying to grill burgers at a tailgate. He burns one, panics, and starts flipping everything too much, messing with the heat, and suddenly the burgers are either charred or raw. Bryce is an insanely talented quarterback just like he was at Alabama but when one play goes wrong, he starts overthinking. Instead of trusting his instincts, he tries to *fix everything* at once, and next thing you know, the defense has a feast. If he can stop being the guy who micromanages the grill, Bryce might finally cook up some wins. 😅 🍔 🏆
Burrow is the modern day Drew Brees: Generational talent blowing up stat sheets through the air being during their prime wasted by atrocious defense that lets them down.
Seriously, Kelce was NOT The sole reason why the Brotherly Shove is so successful. Our entire O-Line it's just that good because of guys like Lane Johnson, Jordan Mailata and Cam Jurgens WHO WAS LITERALLY HANDPICKED BY KELCE HIMSELF(also the Dean of Stoutland University, Jeff Stoutland who is without a doubt the best offensive line coach in the league)
Jerry Jones does not care about football. He is solely here to make money. Which doesn’t make sense considering he’s one missed step away from seeing flames. He said we’re going all in to get people to watch. Then he waited to pay Dak and CeeDee until it would cost the entire salary cap, giving him an excuse as to why he didn’t sign anyone in free agency. He brought in Zeke for pocket change (and then Zeke changed his number which means new jerseys to sell). Then when we suck and then everyone gets hurt, he brings in Mingo, a random dude he won’t have to pay squat, as cheap publicity. I would never wish death on anyone, especially not because of a sport, but that missed step is right there
Kirk was on pace for 4,953 yards, 38 TDs, and 11 picks last year before he got hurt. Darnold’s on pace for worse numbers across the board, which is nothing to be ashamed of, he’s having a great year! But we gotta put some respect on Kirk.
@@benchwarmerbran I’d have to agree with you, it’s a shame he had that ACL tear at Lambeau field. All and all I’m happy for Darnold, and I pity those poor Jets fans.
@@benchwarmerbran stats don’t mean your better if that was the case Kirk’s would’ve been clear too 5 majority of his career as he was a stat machine but we all know Kirk isn’t top 5
@@benchwarmerbrandarnold extends plays much better than cousins and throws a better deep ball and is more athletic with running ability. Clearly better than cousins
Chargers is definitely correct, but an honorable mention should be given to Joe Alt and Rashawn Slater. Best tackle duo in the league, holding up the worst interior O Line in the league. Without them to make our O Line at least mid, we'd be a 3 win team if that
I’d also say Joe Brady. Joe Brady has managed to get Josh to think “while not elite, I’ve got a bevy of guys who can help me on offense”. James Cook, Ray Davis, Keon Coleman, Mack Hollins, Khalil Shakir, Dalton Kincaid, Dawson Knox, Amari Cooper, and an offensive line that doesn’t allow Josh to get hit a lot, allowing the defense to do okay while in a rebuild.
The worst part about Drake Maye "throwing to something called an Austin Hooper" is that Hooper is one of the better receivers he has. The Patriots roster has reached talent levels almost unheard of in the NFL, in the wrong direction.
I love how majority of people said Bryce young apologetics can’t blame his struggles on his line and now everyone is okay with CH stroud being ass because of his line struggling
Difference is CJ is stilling winning, how many did the Panthers win last year and the start of this year with Young. Not saying that a large part of Young's troubles weren't the O-line, but CJ is still the better QB. Now if the Panthers would only bother to get the man some WRs.
Atlanta has gotten nine sacks in the past two games lol. And there’s no point of throwing penix straight into the fire. We tested cousins they didn’t work next season. We have penix.
@@miked7633 this didn’t age well. Though as a Falcon fan I too am extremely disappointed we currently have three players with 4+ sacks. Better late than never.
Justin Pucker...classic! Our combo in Cleveland is either the front office and our quarterback room...or our kicker, and not being able to find the uprights lol
Okay but Jordan Love fired a ball into triple coverage against the Rams to Jayden Reed and it's one of the best throws this year. So sometimes it's time to ball
I dont remember where i saw this, but somebody once stated "George Pickens was birthed from the moment Antonio Brown planted his foot into the face of that browns punter" and I've failed so far to come up with a better description
See the reason ppl think bo nix is gonna win ororty is only cuz his stats r good for being a underrated qb he has good o line great defense and pretty decent receivers, yet Jaden and bowers don't have a great defense have to work with some unreliable pieces for jaden it's drops and for brock is inaccurate balls thrown by his qb yet they still both put out great numbers every game.
With the Vikings, the thing that killed us oast year pre-injury were fumbles and an inability to run the ball. They're playing the way they should have been playing last year
Lions dynamic duo: Running backs/ safeties//coordinators. Take your pick. You could argue for any of these 3. I mean EVERYBODY KNOWS that Ben Johnson will be a head coach BUT SO WILL Aaron Glenn. What he has done with so many injuries is truly awe inspiring. As for our safeties Brian Branch and Kirby Joseph they are the best safety duo in my opinion. Still, Knuckles and Sonic are the best 1,2 ouch out there!
Jerry Jones has done something that seems impossible, he has separated making money from winning football. Dallas will make over 500 million dollars this year (that's operating income (aka profit), not just gross revenue which is much higher at around 1.2 billion), more than double the second highest money making team in the NFL (Rams) and about 4 times the league median. And it doesn't matter if they win or lose. From a business standpoint THAT is truly impressive.
As a die-hard Texans fan I've been begging every Texans social media team to fire the OC, OL coach, and replace the entire OL...yes, False Start Tunsil too.
Drake Maye beating Michael Vick’s record would easily be the biggest “I didn’t have that on my bingo card” moment of the season
He should just stop running so he doesn't bring down his average.
No. The Broncos making the playoffs would be.
@marcusobleness well well well…
@@napalmedyourdad4870 I didn’t expect the Broncos to be ANYWHERE close to the playoffs, let alone in the playoffs.
I’ve got nothing else to do, so here’s every timestamp for each NFL team:
0:09 - Kansas City Chiefs
0:32 - Los Angeles Chargers
0:50 - Denver Broncos
1:15 - Las Vegas Raiders
1:48 - Baltimore Ravens
2:16 - Pittsburgh Steelers
2:46 - Cincinnati Bengals
3:16 - Cleveland Browns
3:43 - Buffalo Bills
4:07 - Miami Dolphins
4:40 - New York Jets
5:12 - New England Patriots
5:43 - Houston Texans
6:06 - Indianapolis Colts
6:29 - Jacksonville Jaguars
7:02 - Tennessee Titans
8:21 - Detroit Lions
8:55 - Minnesota Vikings
9:21 - Green Bay Packers
9:46 - Chicago Bears
10:33 - Atlanta Falcons
11:13 - Tampa Bay Buccaneers
11:40 - New Orleans Saints
12:08 - Carolina Panthers
12:38 - Seattle Seahawks
13:00 - Los Angeles Rams
13:24 - San Francisco 49ers
13:57 - Arizona Cardinals
14:30 - Philadelphia Eagles
15:04 - Washington Commanders
15:33 - Dallas Cowboys
16:06 - New York Giants
Real mvp here
Thanks!
Where are are your likes bro you saved me
Haven't seen the video jet but im 99% sure KC is Pat Mahomes and the Refs
@@Danope6200it’s actually their “devil magic” which sounds about right😭
BEN SCHWARMER UPLOAD
Please I'm wanting Ben's return to the bench.
Yes!!!
Ong
Yes
PLEASE
lions could be dan campbell + “you wont”
The man has balls of steel
Should be Dan Campbells left ball + right ball
or defense + injuries
For the Niners, it can't be understated just how bad the off-the-field stuff has affected some of their best players, too. Pearsall got shot and almost died right before the season started, Ward's daughter just passed while he was hurt, Trent had a stillborn son AND lost their twin earlier in the pregnancy. It's been a very difficult season for the players this year
Yeah. We got absolutely cursed by off the field bullshit. This season’s been a nightmare.
4:40 okay this is hilarious, even as a Jets fan I had to laugh
9:00 this 5 second sequence either took 10 minutes or an entire day to write, there is no in-between 😂
Honorable mention duo for the Philadelphia Eagles: Quinyon Mitchell and Cooper DeJean. When Philly went into the off-season everyone said the Eagles needed secondary help and bad. Howie Roseman responded with his black magic forcing other teams to pass on Corners in the first round so he got Quinyonamo Bay Prison without sacrificing anything and making people doubt the white cornerback enough to make other teams racially profile his position group so he also doesn't have to move to get him. Now Philly has one of the best AND youngest secondaries in the league. God bless High Marshall Roseman.
@@mistertaz94 one small correction, he did have to trade up with Washington to get DeJean. I will never understand why divisional teams would trade in the draft but thank you to the Commodes
At this point I think we can all agree Pennsylvania is the black magic state because of the Eagles AND the Steelers
@@joemolnar3 hey trading up with a division rival is how we got skinny Batman so we can't complain too much
The Matt Eberflus and clock duo is PERFECT ( coming from a Bears fan who has given up on the season)
To add to the Bengals point they are 1-4 in games when scoring 30+ points, no other team has put up 30 points more then once and either lost all or won 1 of those games
“Groper Cleveland”? I’m dying, dude, well done 😂😂
Edit: also, love the “Chicken and Noodle” suggestion. Sounds great 👍
For the Bucs I would instead put injuries in general for the entire team. Everyone complains about their team being injured but I don't think they have had games where they ran out of linebackers or safeties. Or have so many receivers injured that the Tight End becomes the best receiver against the Chiefs.
The fact that Tampa is 8-6 right now with all of the injuries they've had...is truly astounding, especially considering how disrespected they were at the beginning of the year
Lions fan here shoutout to Brian Branch and Kerby Joseph. Who have a combined 11 picks
Vikings fan here. Kirby is a certified opp in MN
@oscarhess1376 fr
Nah it’s Kirby Joseph and torn acls
@@Luckythedog11102 wow calling for a guy to get hurt
@@MalikF15nah i think he was referencing the Kirby hits on Higby and Hockenson that resulted in ACL tears.
Eagles duo should’ve been Quinyon Mitchell and Cooper Dejean. Best corner duo in the league
As an Eagles fan, I gotta give it to Saquon and the o-line. They’re what Allows him to more
Saquon is the best thing to happen to Philly since Nick Foles winning a Super Bowl.
As a Colts fan, this tracks. People who understood the situation knew Flacco would last two, maybe three games. AR was going to be back on the field regardless. Also, hope Schwarmer is going to the Broncos game on Sunday. I'll be there.
As a Colts fan and a Flacco fan when he was a Raven, i wanted him to be good but I had a feeling he wouldn't be. I'm happy Richardson seems to have figured things out for now!
I swear if he says Tua and concussionns....GOD DA-
Philly one is so real, everyone thought I was crazy for drafting Jalen and Saquon, now 11-3 getting ready for the playoffs
Vikings has to be josh metellus and Cameron Bynum. The vibes and dances are immaculate
@@mikebonfiglio1897 nah its gotta be JJ and JA. JJ is so dangerous opposing teams have to double team him, and even if this works then JA gets to feast. We just saw this last week when they combined for 5 tds against the falcons.
@@Yeetethyote I think an argument could also be made for KOC and getting the best out of any qb he's given.
Vikings could have so many tbh. Flores and KOC, JA and JJ, Greenard and AVG, Metellus and Beezy…
It’s having a good offense and defense
Or it’s the GM and being able to cook in the draft and free agency
Carolina Panthers: Bryce Young’s NFL career so far is like a guy trying to grill burgers at a tailgate. He burns one, panics, and starts flipping everything too much, messing with the heat, and suddenly the burgers are either charred or raw. Bryce is an insanely talented quarterback just like he was at Alabama but when one play goes wrong, he starts overthinking. Instead of trusting his instincts, he tries to *fix everything* at once, and next thing you know, the defense has a feast. If he can stop being the guy who micromanages the grill, Bryce might finally cook up some wins. 😅 🍔 🏆
Burrow is the modern day Drew Brees: Generational talent blowing up stat sheets through the air being during their prime wasted by atrocious defense that lets them down.
Pain is all I feel as a Bears Fan
Yes, also love how he emphasized on Jerry jones' age when our owner is 19 YEARS OLDER than that mf
I love the bears but they just but me in a world of pain when I want to watch them with friends
Seriously, Kelce was NOT The sole reason why the Brotherly Shove is so successful. Our entire O-Line it's just that good because of guys like Lane Johnson, Jordan Mailata and Cam Jurgens WHO WAS LITERALLY HANDPICKED BY KELCE HIMSELF(also the Dean of Stoutland University, Jeff Stoutland who is without a doubt the best offensive line coach in the league)
Bring back Ben Shwarmer
Jerry Jones does not care about football. He is solely here to make money. Which doesn’t make sense considering he’s one missed step away from seeing flames. He said we’re going all in to get people to watch. Then he waited to pay Dak and CeeDee until it would cost the entire salary cap, giving him an excuse as to why he didn’t sign anyone in free agency. He brought in Zeke for pocket change (and then Zeke changed his number which means new jerseys to sell). Then when we suck and then everyone gets hurt, he brings in Mingo, a random dude he won’t have to pay squat, as cheap publicity.
I would never wish death on anyone, especially not because of a sport, but that missed step is right there
Respect to Bran for keeping the Manti Te'o receipts.
9:18 Darnold is way better than pre injury Kirk idk what your talking about😂
Yeah like what is he even saying
Kirk was on pace for 4,953 yards, 38 TDs, and 11 picks last year before he got hurt. Darnold’s on pace for worse numbers across the board, which is nothing to be ashamed of, he’s having a great year! But we gotta put some respect on Kirk.
@@benchwarmerbran I’d have to agree with you, it’s a shame he had that ACL tear at Lambeau field. All and all I’m happy for Darnold, and I pity those poor Jets fans.
@@benchwarmerbran stats don’t mean your better if that was the case Kirk’s would’ve been clear too 5 majority of his career as he was a stat machine but we all know Kirk isn’t top 5
@@benchwarmerbrandarnold extends plays much better than cousins and throws a better deep ball and is more athletic with running ability. Clearly better than cousins
as a niner fan, this year has been absolute hell
Seahawks not being JSN and DK is CRIMINAL
@@aintwritebacktho EXACTLY!!!! Jsn is going off and dk is doing dk things
Chargers is definitely correct, but an honorable mention should be given to Joe Alt and Rashawn Slater. Best tackle duo in the league, holding up the worst interior O Line in the league. Without them to make our O Line at least mid, we'd be a 3 win team if that
The jets should be renamed the planes, because they’re flying way lower than any jet ever will
It really is Bonnie and Clyde holding hands going over the cliff for us Ravens fans and Tucker.
Montgomery... *sad face emoji* Heal up quick, homie.
I’d also say Joe Brady. Joe Brady has managed to get Josh to think “while not elite, I’ve got a bevy of guys who can help me on offense”. James Cook, Ray Davis, Keon Coleman, Mack Hollins, Khalil Shakir, Dalton Kincaid, Dawson Knox, Amari Cooper, and an offensive line that doesn’t allow Josh to get hit a lot, allowing the defense to do okay while in a rebuild.
The worst part about Drake Maye "throwing to something called an Austin Hooper" is that Hooper is one of the better receivers he has. The Patriots roster has reached talent levels almost unheard of in the NFL, in the wrong direction.
Vikings should have been O’Connell and Flores (both getting the most out of their players… who were projected to only have 6 wins)
I love how majority of people said Bryce young apologetics can’t blame his struggles on his line and now everyone is okay with CH stroud being ass because of his line struggling
Difference is CJ is stilling winning, how many did the Panthers win last year and the start of this year with Young. Not saying that a large part of Young's troubles weren't the O-line, but CJ is still the better QB. Now if the Panthers would only bother to get the man some WRs.
4:04 GO BILLS
Atlanta has gotten nine sacks in the past two games lol. And there’s no point of throwing penix straight into the fire. We tested cousins they didn’t work next season. We have penix.
The greatest benchwarmer of all time is back!!!!
1:32 hey jakobi meyers is good too
I’m with you brother, Meyers is the most unacknowledged player in the league. I swear he could be the new Keenan Allen for the short area targets.
Hey no he’s fucking not
Haha, that’s a good one
Funny
11:12 dont worry, the falcons make us falcons fans mad too.
@@miked7633 this didn’t age well. Though as a Falcon fan I too am extremely disappointed we currently have three players with 4+ sacks. Better late than never.
Justin Pucker...classic! Our combo in Cleveland is either the front office and our quarterback room...or our kicker, and not being able to find the uprights lol
Okay but Jordan Love fired a ball into triple coverage against the Rams to Jayden Reed and it's one of the best throws this year. So sometimes it's time to ball
"Groper Cleveland" *killed* me.
Rip knuckles
“Groper Cleveland” is crazy LMAOOO
Out of the PBJ, Pickens would be the knife you used to spread the peanut butter and jelly😭
Heater every time
I dont remember where i saw this, but somebody once stated "George Pickens was birthed from the moment Antonio Brown planted his foot into the face of that browns punter" and I've failed so far to come up with a better description
Dayum
9:03 BRO IS COOKING
bowers and and a backpack got me rolling
Getting Daniels in the 7th round and McLaurin in the 8th of my fantasy league might be my two best picks ever. This was an appropriate duo, lol
“The team needs a culture change GEE I wonder who that starts with.” 😂😂😂
I would say for the browns jameis Winston + CTE
This could have just been "the theme of each team this year" 😂
49ers: madden curse + super bowl hangover
See the reason ppl think bo nix is gonna win ororty is only cuz his stats r good for being a underrated qb he has good o line great defense and pretty decent receivers, yet Jaden and bowers don't have a great defense have to work with some unreliable pieces for jaden it's drops and for brock is inaccurate balls thrown by his qb yet they still both put out great numbers every game.
Justin pucker is diobolical😂😂😂😂
Groper Cleveland is crazy 😭
9:23 missed opportunity for it being Jordan love and Toyotathon IMO
"the endzone is lava" 😂
That Darnold comment was a hot ass take
Yeah. I mean...sure the Defense has been good but the Defense isn't the ones scoring the points.
Sam Darnold is the one doing that.
the Jerry Jones dementia stock photo is insane
id like a nap and some cranberry juice
The Jets and being the Jets. LMAOOO
Is he watching the same Anthony Richardson as everyone else? Dudes brutal
With the Vikings, the thing that killed us oast year pre-injury were fumbles and an inability to run the ball. They're playing the way they should have been playing last year
Lions dynamic duo:
Running backs/ safeties//coordinators. Take your pick. You could argue for any of these 3. I mean EVERYBODY KNOWS that Ben Johnson will be a head coach BUT SO WILL Aaron Glenn. What he has done with so many injuries is truly awe inspiring. As for our safeties Brian Branch and Kirby Joseph they are the best safety duo in my opinion. Still, Knuckles and Sonic are the best 1,2 ouch out there!
Pina kylerta 😂😂😂
With Bryce young all he needed was that call from rod wave maybe will Levis might need that call
Levis was already benched for Rudolph before and it didn't help
The Jets need Andy to leave Woody Johnson and the other toys in his attic
Jerry Jones has done something that seems impossible, he has separated making money from winning football. Dallas will make over 500 million dollars this year (that's operating income (aka profit), not just gross revenue which is much higher at around 1.2 billion), more than double the second highest money making team in the NFL (Rams) and about 4 times the league median. And it doesn't matter if they win or lose. From a business standpoint THAT is truly impressive.
Bout time. We need more long videos
8:57 nah it’s Justin Jefferson and Jordan Addison💀
As a die-hard Texans fan I've been begging every Texans social media team to fire the OC, OL coach, and replace the entire OL...yes, False Start Tunsil too.
Kadarius Toney couldn’t be qb because he’d drop every snap
There have been very few times ive been happier as a bears fan than when I got the notification that Matt Eberclown got fired
I would love to see a video of just the alternative choices that were left on the editing room floor.
I cannot wait until you realize you don't need to talk at 300 wpm..
Alternate one for Detroit:
Dan Campbell + Winning lottery ticket
FINALLY YOU UPLOADED I HAD BEEN WAITING
Jordan love in his 2009 Randy Orton Phase
fun fact the seattle seahawks o line did not allow a sack this past week
4:40 is hilarious
5:56 Apparently Darnold's ghosts are diversifying their portfolio by going to hunt the Strouds now huh?
The Giants and Cowboys are slowly becoming the same entity
The Saints and the Blue Tent 🫠
i hate your guts for that eberflus + clock duo. lmmfao!!!!!
So glad to see you back
I’m convinced that the Vikings can turn any physically gifted QB into a high level starter.
Andddd, lose in terrible fashion in the playoffs
Literally got an ad about dementia after watching the cowboys segment
THE BANGALS NEED TO BE JOE BURROW + JAMAR CHASE
The Steelers iconic duo of 2024 is JPJ and the penalty flag 😂
So glad you did the logical thing and said Gibbs and Montgomery.
To explain the Jags. Remember who owns that team.
Justin Pucker 💀💀💀💀💀
My boy Manti Te'o made an appearance 💪🏻