Breaking up with your girlfriend at their 2 year anniversary sounds like such a specific punishment. That it makes you wonder if they knew in advance who was going to lose because they never tried anyway and they all hated his girlfriend so basically they felt they were doing him a favor. Or... this is a punishment that needs A LOT of reminding.
Our league has the person in last place be locked in a room without their phone and be forced to watch the entire first season of young sheldon (about 8 hours long)
We have 24 people in our crew. It’s 2 leagues though. 12 in the upper league and 12 in the lower league. You finish in the bottom 4 of the upper league, you get relegated to the lower league next year. You finish in the top 4 in the lower league, you’re promoted to the upper league next year. Both leagues get trophies with the upper league getting a nice trophy with their name on it. The lower league gets a mini trophy. Edit: for context, it’s a church league ❤️
Everyone who doesn’t make the playoffs in my 8 man camp fantasy league has to make a trophy in woodworking for the winner. Kinda sick, I’m playing in the championship, but I’m playing Ceedee Lamb 😭
One of my old friends was the loser in his league. His punishment for getting last place was to go to every Wikipedia article that mentioned a player on his roster and change every word on that article to "Beans". He couldn't do that for every article but damn it was pretty funny watching him do it during our AP World History class.
We were gonna do the one chip challenge, but then it got banned. So we settled on this: last place has to eat as many hot dogs as Joey Chestnut did in this year’s Hot Dog contest. He’s got one week to do it 😂
One year some guys at my school had the loser of their league do a presentation in front of the entire high school. This was possible because we had an open mic every Friday and the entire school would go.
I used to be in a league where the loser had to buy a jersey of the winners choosing. This could include custom jerseys and you had to wear it out on Sundays while watching the games at a bar/restaurant. Some of the jerseys were, a Raiders #69 Hug me Jersey, A Seahawks #12 Cards Suck (Cardinals), And a #00 Pink Boo Brees Jersey.
We had a league at my job where the loser had to sit at the road to enter the mall (we worked in the same parking lot) with a sign that said “honk for milk” and if somebody honked they had to pour milk on themselves.
Using this for my fantasy hockey league (Last place is 2-10 with 5 weeks left in the regular season, and is the least athletic person you will ever meet)
I’m a comic and I’ve seen the comedy fantasy football punishment. It’s actually very fun as long as everyone in the audience is in on what’s going on. I had a lot of fun watching it.
I had an idea for the Dairy Queen league: last place has to wear a Curly the Cone costume for 2-3 hours and stand on the street corner with a posterboard saying “I suck at Fantasy Football”
One group of friends that do fantasy football, the loser has to get their dinner, and go sit in a dumpster and eat their dinner. Absolutely brutal and disgusting. But they keep going every year.
I knew about drinking a gallon of milk and running a mile a while before I ever heard of fantasy football. It was like 2006 the first time I saw the gallon challenge
In my league, the person who finishes last has to wear their biggest rivals fan gear from head to toe during a home game and start shouting “Let’s go (rival team)!”
I’m going to subscribe because I’m a fan of your shorts that you do when you’re pretending to be the players because that shit is funny!!! And most of the time you hit the nail on the head no matter which team and what side you’re pretending to be!!! It’s just hilarious and I can’t believe that I just found your channel
That are some wild punishments for an activity where in reality your influence is close to zero and even with max skill it's extremely luck based, because of how you are fully dependent on outside factors.
In our league we twist up the milk mile a little. We have the managers if the 2 worst teams race against each. Each lap they have to drink a large glass of milk. The looser of this race then has to do a worse punishment.
My two favorite: Run for local school board as a write-in candidate, sitting outside the polling place with a table and a sign. 9 hot dogs 9 beers 9 innings
My league, you have to put signs all over the city with your phone number and saying to call it. 1st place chooses the city. When I won, I said Vegas, and he got over 1000+ calls and texts
1) Buy-and wear-a full “ Michael Jordan” to the gym of which he is a member (caveat, he’s not part of a gym, he has to buy a day pass) 2) Play at least three pick up games. 3), You must learn all the words “Be like Mike” and sing it every time you bring the ball up the court.
i had a friend who lost his fantasy league and his punishment was to go to the local high school football field and run the whole perimeter with his shoes full of peanut butter
Ok I was saying “nope” for the entirety of the spider one. Would never ever do that. Ever. Lemonade stand idea would be even meaner if the loser had to do it in their underwear or a swimsuit. My jaw dropped at the sperm bank one. And shoutout for the bit about pet adoption. Good message.
Somehow, I’ve heard of a league that chooses a random player and the guy who comes in last has to undergo any injuries that player had. Could be no injuries, could be a torn ACL.
My dad and I are in the same fantasy league and my punishment from coming in last place was endless (loving) taunting from my dad shoving his Ceedee Lamb scores down my throat
Last year the loser of my league had to go to class for a week wearing nothing but a Speedo. This year the loser has to stand naked in front of our dorm hall for an hour and greet everyone who enters.
In my brother's fantasy league one year, the loser had to dress up as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and had to serve drinks at the bar. (It was at Lucky Lous in Denton, TX). He told me about this, I was dying laughing.
a twist to the milk punishment last place plays rock paper scissors against everyone in the league every time they lose they run a lap around a football field and drink a cup of milk
My friend’s friend has a fantasy punishment that is just wild. You have to walk downtown in a Speedo holding a sign saying i suck at fantasy football then go into a ice cream shop and order food
Our league does the taco bell mile. 4 burritos or 8 tacos. 1 burrito or 2 tacos before each lap. Also must finish a large baja blast before the mile is over, and you have to carry it until its empty.
We recently had the last place guy in our league write a book report on an erotic novel involving Gronk, it was every bit as hilarious as you can imagine. I’m hoping for a sequel this year. 😂
The canes miles is horrendous, my friend did a box meal with drink and only 1 mile and wanted to die. I don’t know if it was truly that bad but I wouldn’t wanna do it
I have to do my league’s punishment, and it’s an eating challenge based on one of my friends favorite foods: burger, personal pizza, Primanti’s sandwich, and then a milkshake all in one sitting. It’s happening in a few days and I’m so scared
8:43 Imagine meeting your Dad after 18 years and he says "I had you as a Fantasy Football punishment"
Same thought I had
Daddy issues incoming....😬
my league might do that soon... once we are all 18...
Breaking up with your girlfriend at their 2 year anniversary sounds like such a specific punishment. That it makes you wonder if they knew in advance who was going to lose because they never tried anyway and they all hated his girlfriend so basically they felt they were doing him a favor. Or... this is a punishment that needs A LOT of reminding.
Kid: Hey, Dad
Dad: Sorry, I lost fantasy football
Our league has the person in last place be locked in a room without their phone and be forced to watch the entire first season of young sheldon (about 8 hours long)
cruel and unusual punishment! LMAO
How is that punishment? Young Sheldon is Awesome!
@@krisgordon3116the show is for npc’s
@@krisgordon3116well your crazy because it isn't that good and would be horrible
I don’t really know about this one. I like young Sheldon, but I don’t think I wanna watch season 1 nonstop season 1 was the worst season tbh
We have 24 people in our crew. It’s 2 leagues though. 12 in the upper league and 12 in the lower league. You finish in the bottom 4 of the upper league, you get relegated to the lower league next year. You finish in the top 4 in the lower league, you’re promoted to the upper league next year. Both leagues get trophies with the upper league getting a nice trophy with their name on it. The lower league gets a mini trophy.
Edit: for context, it’s a church league ❤️
That sounds so cool
I don’t have enough friends for that
@@harrisonkleinjan it’s our church’s league
@@TheBrowndalorian that’s cool
@BrendanHanafin kinda made it up 😂 we had 16 last year in our church league and it was TOO much. So knowing we would have more I did this instead
Everyone who doesn’t make the playoffs in my 8 man camp fantasy league has to make a trophy in woodworking for the winner. Kinda sick, I’m playing in the championship, but I’m playing Ceedee Lamb 😭
I have ceedee lamb 😂
@@dotexe8870 lucky 🙄
I’m also playing ceedee in the chip
Oof
😢
The fact that nobody mentioned a cage punishment is crazy
Oh. I did. Luckily it wasn't me 😅
I know a guy who had to sit in a cage and get sauce poured over them and sit in it for half an hour
Yeah that's the league I am. I was in the last place game too but I lucked out lol
You mean has to watch every Nick Cage movie ever made? That's pretty brutal.
Yes
One of my old friends was the loser in his league. His punishment for getting last place was to go to every Wikipedia article that mentioned a player on his roster and change every word on that article to "Beans". He couldn't do that for every article but damn it was pretty funny watching him do it during our AP World History class.
My cousin has to walk their dog in a mike Vick jersey
That is crazy honestly, but how far is the walk.
NAH
bruh
That’s the weakest punishment I’ve ever heard…
Hitting us with the MJF theme 30 seconds in
I popped for that. The funny thing is it’s royalty free stock music
I was IS THIS IS MJF’S THEME?
Our favorite s***bag.
I was bout to say
Ours is we have to go to a massage parlor in a Deshaun Watson jersey
Yeah my friend has the same one
This just makes me happy that the fantasy league I do is chill as hell and is all for bragging rights lol
@BrendanHanafin fourth out of twelve
Same lmao, I had the most wins but placed 4th 💀
@@notmarcus17yeah i had the most wins and went into fourth place. In a 4 man playoff.
3:35 “I guess there was no disclaimer that you couldn’t be drunk”
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We were gonna do the one chip challenge, but then it got banned. So we settled on this: last place has to eat as many hot dogs as Joey Chestnut did in this year’s Hot Dog contest. He’s got one week to do it 😂
One year some guys at my school had the loser of their league do a presentation in front of the entire high school. This was possible because we had an open mic every Friday and the entire school would go.
I used to be in a league where the loser had to buy a jersey of the winners choosing. This could include custom jerseys and you had to wear it out on Sundays while watching the games at a bar/restaurant.
Some of the jerseys were, a Raiders #69 Hug me Jersey,
A Seahawks #12 Cards Suck (Cardinals),
And a #00 Pink Boo Brees Jersey.
@@champion7714 How about the loser has to get a shirt of their least favorite team, and wear it every game day for a year.
@@GrantGraff that’s similar. A lot of the times we would be picking teams that the other player didn’t like, or just trying to embarrass them.
Can you do a part 2? Just because I'm curious on how crazy they can really get.
We had a league at my job where the loser had to sit at the road to enter the mall (we worked in the same parking lot) with a sign that said “honk for milk” and if somebody honked they had to pour milk on themselves.
our last place punishment is getting every achievement in starfield
That’s evil lmao
The loser's free time is gone holy crap
Every achievement in No Man’s Sky
Thats got to hurt
Had one one year which was get sub 1:30 in SMO in two weeks
Brandon you are one of the best football TH-camrs every keep up the good work ❤
Our league was whoever got last, the amount of losses they had is how many milk miles they would run (not miles js laps)
Using this for my fantasy hockey league (Last place is 2-10 with 5 weeks left in the regular season, and is the least athletic person you will ever meet)
Imagine learning that your entire existence is because somebody lost a fantasy football league
I’m a comic and I’ve seen the comedy fantasy football punishment. It’s actually very fun as long as everyone in the audience is in on what’s going on. I had a lot of fun watching it.
my friends have a league where last place gets their ass waxed 💀
the MJF theme in the beginning had me going crazy! Such a nice touch
Imaging going to see your father when you turn 18 and he says you were born because he lost fantasy football 😂
300 lb dude gonna have to do the milk mile this year for my league
The fact the MJF’s theme was casually playing in the background makes it better.
These punishments are very wild last years league in my school was just the milk mile
I had an idea for the Dairy Queen league: last place has to wear a Curly the Cone costume for 2-3 hours and stand on the street corner with a posterboard saying “I suck at Fantasy Football”
The one chip challenge killed someone 💀💀💀
Our high school baseball team’s punishment is loser has to field ground balls with drunk goggles. (No light hits)
as a shortstop, that would be brutal
@@mrmetallica4461 good news I won and our ss lost so I get to hit them at him
My punishment: Last place in the regular season has to wear a Mike Vick jersey to an animal rights protest.
One group of friends that do fantasy football, the loser has to get their dinner, and go sit in a dumpster and eat their dinner. Absolutely brutal and disgusting. But they keep going every year.
I knew about drinking a gallon of milk and running a mile a while before I ever heard of fantasy football. It was like 2006 the first time I saw the gallon challenge
In my league, one of the most annoying punishments is doing random Sporacle quizzes until you get 100% on 25 of them.
What even is that? This like the big bang theory punishment? Tv show not the beginning of universe
I love it
@@kennyphillips5709 No not a TV show its just random quizzes on random subjects like idk can you name these 1987 actors
Oof that hurts. I tried that on only geography and it took me like 2 hours
I got last in my league by losing by 0.38 points. And Calvin Ridley got robbed on late TD. Now I have to take a teddy bear out on a date😭😭
In my league, the person who finishes last has to wear their biggest rivals fan gear from head to toe during a home game and start shouting “Let’s go (rival team)!”
The MJF theme in the back of this video really hurt after watching him lose in person yesterday🤣
I’m going to subscribe because I’m a fan of your shorts that you do when you’re pretending to be the players because that shit is funny!!! And most of the time you hit the nail on the head no matter which team and what side you’re pretending to be!!! It’s just hilarious and I can’t believe that I just found your channel
In my league if you last you the commish cause ain’t no one wanna be responsible for that lol
That are some wild punishments for an activity where in reality your influence is close to zero and even with max skill it's extremely luck based, because of how you are fully dependent on outside factors.
In our league we twist up the milk mile a little. We have the managers if the 2 worst teams race against each. Each lap they have to drink a large glass of milk. The looser of this race then has to do a worse punishment.
Last year at the chiefs jags playoff game a guy was in a dress with a sign saying "I suck at fantasy"... it was like 20 degrees and sleeting lol
I feel like that 4 star linebacker would go soft just so they don’t end up killing the poor guy
If you change “adopt” to “foster,” the cat punishment actually becomes kinda wholesome.
LOVE the MJF theme song in the background lol!
The winner of our league this year gets to write a poem that the loser then has to perform during a slam poetry contest
Someone in my league was adamant we waterboard the guy in last place
Jeez
Last place has to read the wiki of Josh Giddy and if they laugh they have to restart
Our league punishment is last place has to get a full body level 10 spray tan.
Wearing a pink unicorn onesie to a church retreat is what we are doing
Can’t believe the cage didn’t get mentioned. The most vile thing I’ve ever witnessed
My two favorite:
Run for local school board as a write-in candidate, sitting outside the polling place with a table and a sign.
9 hot dogs
9 beers
9 innings
Loser of last year was a Cowboys fan. Made him sing the "Commanders" fight song anytime someone asked him to.
Lol 😂
Now that's a good idea
Me and some friends are making the last 2 people go skinny dipping into the ocean when it’s like 27 degrees
I totally agree with the adobt a cat one. That's horrible.
Loser poses for a calendar. The league mates pick the outfit and the month
Who wants Bran to do a live musical performance with a full on “bust of the week” jingle song
To the lemonade stand I feel the winner should get to design the signs and advertisement for the lemonade 😂
My league, you have to put signs all over the city with your phone number and saying to call it. 1st place chooses the city. When I won, I said Vegas, and he got over 1000+ calls and texts
1) Buy-and wear-a full “ Michael Jordan” to the gym of which he is a member (caveat, he’s not part of a gym, he has to buy a day pass)
2) Play at least three pick up games.
3), You must learn all the words “Be like Mike” and sing it every time you bring the ball up the court.
I wont lie. I never knew about any of this till now. None of the leagues have weird punishments. Probably cause losing money is punishment enough
i had a friend who lost his fantasy league and his punishment was to go to the local high school football field and run the whole perimeter with his shoes full of peanut butter
Our league had all waterpolo players, so our punishment was to go run around a park in your speedo singing a patriotic song
This is why I'm glad my swim team doesn't have a fantasy league.
One of my buddies lost in his league and his league mates locked him in a dog cage, then rolled him down a hill.
In my local dynasty league, the 4 teams who MISS the playoffs have to make dinner for the remaining 6 guys at the annual rookie draft.
MJF's theme in the beginning is Straight Quality👌🏾😆
Comedy Club one sounds like the year-end SNL "Weekend Update" skit...
Ok I was saying “nope” for the entirety of the spider one. Would never ever do that. Ever.
Lemonade stand idea would be even meaner if the loser had to do it in their underwear or a swimsuit.
My jaw dropped at the sperm bank one.
And shoutout for the bit about pet adoption. Good message.
we did the sperm bank/egg donor one and that’s how we found out my friend was infertile
Gotta love the mjf music in the back
Somehow, I’ve heard of a league that chooses a random player and the guy who comes in last has to undergo any injuries that player had. Could be no injuries, could be a torn ACL.
Love MJFs theme in the beginning of the video
My dad and I are in the same fantasy league and my punishment from coming in last place was endless (loving) taunting from my dad shoving his Ceedee Lamb scores down my throat
Imagine the reason for your existence being that someone drafted Aaron Rodgers in fantasy
Real recognizing real using MJF’s theme music for this 😂
Our punishment last year was eating the last 3 years of the last chip challenge.
My teachers leagues punishment is you have to take a inflatable doll on a date buy her a whole diner and talk to it.
The SAT might be the worst punishment I have ever heard especially as a adult man😂
Also the milk one might kill my lactose intolerant stomach 😂
The sad music and the mfj music was great.
Last year the loser of my league had to go to class for a week wearing nothing but a Speedo. This year the loser has to stand naked in front of our dorm hall for an hour and greet everyone who enters.
That sounds brutal
In my brother's fantasy league one year, the loser had to dress up as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and had to serve drinks at the bar. (It was at Lucky Lous in Denton, TX). He told me about this, I was dying laughing.
My friends and I did one one year where you had to wear a rubber dinosaur hat to school for a whole week😂
never finished last so hope my streak of that continues, which is surprising bc my team is usually screwed by injuries
This guy is the best his videos are always awsome and entertaining so keep posting and being fun to watch
a twist to the milk punishment last place plays rock paper scissors against everyone in the league every time they lose they run a lap around a football field and drink a cup of milk
In my league we have to wear i unicorn shirt to school and try to rizz up a girl
I lost
I love the MJF music in the background.
My friend’s friend has a fantasy punishment that is just wild. You have to walk downtown in a Speedo holding a sign saying i suck at fantasy football then go into a ice cream shop and order food
Our league does the taco bell mile. 4 burritos or 8 tacos. 1 burrito or 2 tacos before each lap. Also must finish a large baja blast before the mile is over, and you have to carry it until its empty.
My cousin is in a tattoo league. Last place gets a tattoo of whatever 1st place chooses. He ended up last this year, for the 3rd time.
We recently had the last place guy in our league write a book report on an erotic novel involving Gronk, it was every bit as hilarious as you can imagine. I’m hoping for a sequel this year. 😂
Love the MJF theme music in the background
So glad I’m playing in the championship and don’t have to worry about any of these
Props on the MJF theme in the background
The canes miles is horrendous, my friend did a box meal with drink and only 1 mile and wanted to die. I don’t know if it was truly that bad but I wouldn’t wanna do it
I have to do my league’s punishment, and it’s an eating challenge based on one of my friends favorite foods: burger, personal pizza, Primanti’s sandwich, and then a milkshake all in one sitting. It’s happening in a few days and I’m so scared
I love the MJF background music 🔥
Definitely screencapping the "I'm the girl" line, and will be using it out of context as a reaction vid lol