Threats Latina Moms Say
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ม.ค. 2017
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Julissa Calderon
Insta: @LaJulissa
My mother used to say to me and my brothers "No me busques, porque me vas a encontrar"
Sofía Riveros esa es mi madre 😂
yo lol same
Sofía Riveros yess😭
Sofía Riveros
Don't look for me because you're going to find me?
What does that mean??
Jesus Christ basically saying dont test me because you're gonna get it
Bro we all remember the “pao pao” 😭😭
Lmao sounds like someone got it a lot 😂
Lol righttt 😂😂😂
not Argentinians
Jazmine Ellis I forgot abt pao pao until now 😤😂
shii😭😂
You missed “DIOS DAME PACENCIA”
OMFG YES
Waht does it mean? (I learned spanish and forgot)
Paciencia*
Smileless Crymore y say that to my kid all the time
Smileless Crymore OMG MY MOM😂😭😭
“Mami no lo encuentro”
“Busca bien”
“Pero no lo encuentro”
“Y SI YO LO ENCUENTRO, QUE TE HAGO!?”
I don’t know much Spanish, but I’d know that threat in any language lol
Un licuado 🤣🤣
después siempre lo sale encontrando 😭
"SI YO LO ENCUENTRI TO VOY A ESTAR DANDO HASTA QUE ME CANSE!!"
Las madres tienen GPS encontrán las cosas hasta de bajo de la tierra
When I was little my dad would say "TE VOY A DAR UN POW POW!" I ran like a track star
Vanessa Ramirez same
Vanessa Ramirez kookieeeeee 😍😍
Vanessa Ramirez omg yes.
Vanessa Ramirez literally same but with my mom
Vanessa Ramirez 😂SAME!
"Mientras vivas en mi casa haces lo que yo diga"
AHAHAH yesss
omggg yesss hahahah
La ezzzz 😂😂
Yoel Alejandro Bottini yesssss
I relate 😂😂😂
Me: I'm bored
My mom:ah si, ponte a Limpiar!
Me: Voy a dibujar
Mom: PONTE A LIMPIAR!!!!!
Sooo truuueee
Nunca le digas a una mamá latina que estás aburrido, porque terminas limpiando 🤣🤣
I'd go draw and she'd make me practice math!
I said that to my mother in the middle of the night, she made me clean the whole house, shower and go to sleep
Eso mismo paso aquí ayer con mi hijo jajaja está aburrido suelta el Playstation y ponte a limpiar la escalera.
"PERO PORQUÉ LLORAS? GUARDA ESAS LÁGRIMAS PARA CUANDO ME MUERA!!"
🔥🤦🏾♀️🇨🇴🇨🇴
stephie bear mi mama es Dominicans y tiene esa frase grabada en la boca 🤣
I heard that one!!😂😂😂
THAT'S SO EXTRA OMG
hey dont forget la pela de silavas " c-u-a-n-d-o t-u t-e v-a-s a p-o-r-t-a-r b-i-e-n c-o~-o " and for every silavar they will hit you
alterlover🥰
1 second ago
oh yeah my grandma already passed away but when she was still here with us she would say " porque lloras mijita, mejor llora cuando yo me muera"
When mom calls u by ur full name, u better run
Aitana Isada 😂😂😂 so tru
Aitana Isada *RUN BITCH* basically every latin kid's worst nightmare 😱
Aitana Isada OMG YESSS
tru. if she call you by you full name, ur dead. 😂😂😂
True true
When she says "Vas a ver cuando lleguemos ala casa"
Phoenix Master yes! Cuando llegamos a la casa, vas a ver!
Phoenix Master a nightmare
Phoenix Master and the they pinch you while they say it
especially with a quiet, and calm tone...that scared the crap out of me...
Aria Herrera , yes.. the soft voice..whispering vas a ver cuando llegemos . la casa... I was praying all the way home.. hoping she will forget.. nope! yo tenia que buscar.. la ramita..del Palo de limon.. pa que me dieran..fuete!
You missed "Voy a contar hasta 3"
Nope no no 1 2 2/1 and then you would be running doing whatever she told you
You guys forgot the "Te callas o to callo"
Oh ya umm
This practically a next level version of "Te calmas o te calmo"
@@josuegtr1034pero no matar a golpes solo empeoras las cosas y mas rebeldia aun
this video actually makes me feel warm I love my mami
I know.
acidicboys lmao saammame!! lol 😂😂😭😂😍
Me too bruh, me too
+Alexx quieres que te huelen an la cabeza porque eso es lo que voy acer
i'm a 34 year old guy... my mom passed away on 2005... and when you look in hindsight... i'm happy my mom "me sonara" ...because i'm no addict or thief...
i feel the same... warm at heart... all those threats are real...and i got hundreds of punches and slaps
“No me pidas NADA.” I swear she says this all the time
My dad always be like: “Cuando me muera te vas a acordar de mí”
Samantha Sierra my mom had said that
Translation please?
The Road to Cosplay and Comic Con “When I die, you will remember me.”
Mi madre siempre me lo dice JAJAJ
Mi papá dice "Cuándo se muera tu mamá y yo, quién va a cocinar? Quien va a limpiar? Aprendan a ser más independientes"
Mi mamá me dice:
Mama:Escuchaste!?
Y no le digo nada y me grita...
Mamá : RESPONDEME, ME ESCUCHASTE!!?
Yo: si
Mamá :NO TE ESCUCHE!!
Yo: SIII!!
Mama: SIGUEME RESPONDIENDO Y VAS A VER COMO TE VUELO LOS DIENTES!!!
Conclusión : no entiende a las madres. 💕
haha
😂
My mom say "ME OISTE DOÑA ERIKA"
you mised " Vas a ver cuando llegrmos a la casa"
They did put that
The classic
Fr
Rita Gijoza omggg frr
Omg yes😂😂😂
When you doin travesuras and you're mom tired of that shit she says "Vas a ver cuando llegamos a la casa"
Ya valiste.
OOF i would run up the stairs to my room n say that i needed to take a shit n never come down 🤣
ALV😂
And you get home and they forget about it
"Por Ahi Viene El Pao Pao"
Child Me: *runs away from home*
Hispanic ARMY 💜💜
Y A S
When you say a bad word:
"Te voy a partir los dientes"
😂😂😂😭
My mom say: "te voy a partir el hocico".
omg for real my dad says that ALL THE TIME!!!!!
Or when you don't want to eat what's in front of you "Lo voy enfiar por los dientes".
"te voy a lavar esa boca sucia con jabón"🤣🤣🤣🤣
When we ask them " mamá qué vamos a comer? " and she says " comida" I hate that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hahaha but they are the best moms, we love them
darlin paguada TRUE OMG
FOR REAL
Yanira Martínez so accurate
I am Russian and my mom says the same :D
Anna-Marie Lange hahahahaha
"UN DÍA DE ESTOS ME VOY A IR Y DESPÚES NO SÉ QUE VAS A HACER SIN MÍ"
Sombra yess!!
Sombra LMAO YESSS
Sombra lol my mom
For some reason I find this funny but they make me feel guilty so I stop laughing and I start thinking like damn she's speaking the truth she's right
EN VERDAAA
me:*falls*
MY MOM: “VES?! POR BURRA!”
😊💖👵
U missed: "Y si lo encuentro qué te hago"
"MIENTRAS VIVAS BAJO ESTE TECHO, SE HACE LO QUE YO DIGA" That one is a classic
Maria Villegas oh and the “YO” is very exaggerated 😉
That’s a classic 😂
OMG yes i used to get that everyday 😂
BOII, FRRRR 😂😂
I love Exoncttheboyzstraykidz ? “Yo” is “I”
"En la casa hablamos" variation "En la casa arreglamos" Shit was about to go down, my worst nightmare were those words
That or "le voy a decir a tu padre"... Shiiieeet.
Alejandra Navash same
the second one is WORSEEE ,in my case.
Alejandra Navash you never wanted to find out que hiba pasar en la casa 😂😂
So true! i feel u
"Esto no es restaurante"
“Si tu amigos se quieren tirar de un puente, to lo harías?”🙄🙄🙄
si jaja " o un poso de mierda"
Clásico xD
“Cambia esa cara o te lo cambio yo”
Gir The Spurr scariest thing my mami could tell me lmao 😂
#Relatable #LatinoMoms
Gir The Spurr cómo es que los latinos tenemos un buen autoestima
When my mom says my whole name i know i gotta run.
Veronica Chavez same
Random videos My mom rolls the "r" in my middle and last name for way too long. That's when I know I'm in danger
Random videos stoooppp, I imagined my mom yelling "¡¡¡¡MIRYAM BERENICE MATA ARANDA!!!!"
Random videos XD so true. When u hear ur full name u gotta run cause LA CHANCLA is coming for u 😭😂😂😂😂😭
Same
my mom be like: "dios esta mirando"
Why does every Mexican moms always talk about taking your Nintendo away 😂
my mom when i misbehaved infront of public “ vas a ver eh “ with her hand up and her eyes all wide 💀🤷🏼♀️
So fucking true
"Te pego porque te quiero", after all the paliza She have you 😂
Elaine Aguilar yup that's what my mom says she says also says that if moms dont whoop their kids for misbehaving ,they dont care about them
When you fall in front of your mom
Mama: ooh callte otraves aver que te pasa
You: start crying and run inside
Literally everyone’s child hood who had Latino padres
Something scarier then my mom is...
My mom with a chancla
Or my mom, "Que ai para comer?"
"Comida."
Gee thanks, that opens up a whole lot of options mom
TRUEEEEEEEE
My mum always says that when I ask her what there is to eat😂
So true😂
RELATABLE LOL
FACTSSS
my mom would always say, “ una... dos... dos imedia... para... las... ¡TRES!” and the tres is where you knew you had to god damn run for the rest of your life.
You missed “mas te vale que no te vea con ese teléfono” 😂
Then I justo wantt o answer then dont see me with it but I know I will get a good beating I will remember after 3737283663627 years
You forgot “DAME MI CHANCLA!”
Yo: estoy aburrida
Mami: ponte a limpar
Levani Soto hahahah yesssss
😂😂🤣😂😂🤣
"Ponte a hacer aseo"
SIIII
"EL PISO ESTA MOJADO TE VAS A CAYER"
HarmonizingTogetherCause 2 haha yes
Caller*
AJ Hernandez caer*
"Ven aquí que no te voy a pegar" 😂
I remember:
Vas a ver
Te calmas o te calmo
Quieres llorar, vas a llorar con ganas
My mom use to say to me :
“Si te caes te voy a dar encima del golpe para que llores más”
OMG SAME
Yessssss
Omg I can’t even count the amount of times that me or one of my siblings would fall right after she said that and cry because we know the second we get back up she gonna smack you
Joshua Rivera see guys this why Latinos don’t follow that proverb of fall down seven times and get up eight... cuz that’s a lot of ass whooping lmao
Joshua Rivera es verdad mamas asen eso
When my mom says "te calmas ot calmo" I would shut my mouth so fast
Madiline Fox my mom all the time xD
Madiline Fox same lmao
yep same
Y’all missed “ME ESTAS BUSCANDO Y ME VAS A ENCONTRAR” 😂
Did anyone else have a mom who told them
Me: *Talks normal but sounds like they screaming*
Mom: VUELVE ME A CONTESTAR ASI Y VAS A RECOJER LAS TIENTES PERO ASTA AYA FUERA!!!!!!
Where's the:
SI LO ENCUENTRO QUE TE HAGO?
Angie Ramíres truuu my mom always says that when I can't find something and somehow she always finds it in a place I swear I already looked XD
Chelsea D Always! When I asked "Mom, do you know where's my jacket" and she's like "In the closet" And you swear by god is put there and she fucking finds it haha
Angie Ramíres when i cant find some thing my mom says if i find it im go to hit u and before you know it she has it in her hands
Angie Ramíres omg always I be looking for some thing and can't find it when she find it she gives me the "look"
Pero no está, mamá! jajaja!
"Te voy quitar ese Nintendo" yoooo I fuCkin cANOT I used to hide my shit so she wouldnt find it😂😂😂😂😂
Rainbow Bones 😂
Rainbow Bones that’s what I did 😂
Rainbow Bones lol!
Same😂
The problem is that they can find anything😂😂😂
Mom: ME ESCUCHASTE
Me: si
Mom: EH?
Me: (raises voice a little) si
Mom: AAHHH sígueme respondiendo así VAS A VER
Broo my mom would always tell me and my brother if we don't start behaving she's going to give us to the lady with the suitcase 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣
faltó la vieja confiable "veni que no te voy a golpear"
Jaajajajaa y uno de pendejo que le pregunta ¿De verdad?, Y cuando uno se acercaba el fuetazo.
namastebitch JAJAJAJA
jajajajajajajajjajja
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA xD Me muero xD
De ahí nos empiezan los problemas de confianza jajajajaja
“I’ll give you something to cry about”
Most relatable thing ever I can’t even-
I can definitely relate and had it said to me a few times and in English too.
Oh how many times I wanted to run away
how many times
You missed the "te vas a recordar de mi"
“Ya saludaste a todos tu tíos”
Gir The Spurr uhhhhh I hate when they say that😡😡 I literally have to say hi to like 10 different ppl😡😠😠
Ik I have to say hi to like 15 people, that’s why I hide in my room and pretend I’m sleeping sometimes 😂
ItsVianca same😂
ItsVianca Same 😂
XD
falta: "y si yo lo encuentro, que te hago"
Oml so accurate
Accurate af!
Omg that is soooo true
"esto no es un hotel para que te salgas cuando quieras" and " si lloras de thoy otro"
“SIGUE HABLANDOME ASI Y VERAS COMO TE REVIENTO EL MASCADERO”
Jajajaja . Buena esa.
“Te voy a dar un cocotaso que ni el médico chino te va a salvar”👏🏼👏🏼💀💀💀
jeje "el medico chino" no he escuchado eso
Trueee
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My mom always says ( ten quidado como me hablas yo no soy una de tus amigitas de le escuela
Alexa Saldana omg same😭😭😂😂
Alexa Saldana omg mi ma mama tambien
Igual-😂
Same
Alexa Saldana Omg ikr! 😭😭😭😭
Madre: "Porque estas llorando, si aun no te he pegado."
*Con el palo en la mano*
Madre: "quita las manos"
Me:
Mom: Te voy colgar del palo más alto!!
Dad: yo te ayudo amor 🤨
“Voy a contar a tres y te vas a comportar bien “
THEY ALWAYS THREATENED ME WITH THE BOOGIE MAN JAJAJA
RooFooChoo el viejo del saco y el cuco
denisse duh mine too
RooFooChoo 'La Oiga' tambiénlmao😂😂ajaj!!
RooFooChoo mine threatened me with "La Yodoona"
RooFooChoo My family never says anything with the boogie man
When u start crying then ur mom says “cállate, No estás llorando sangre”
“Ya te faltan tus par de cachetadas/chanclasos”
My mom always threatens me like that
Or like this
“Si sigues así, no te voy a comprar starbucks”
Everytime I tell my mom there's nothing to eat even tho she made something & I don't like it, she says " Aquí no es restaurante"😂
Ashleigh Aguilar she tells me ‘aqui no hay menu’
Lmao same
OMG same
My mom just says pues come caca 🤣🤣
Same!
When u crying and your mom goes "Quieres algo de qué llorar, entonces te daré algo para llorar"
WayPastel MSP my mom would say "Mira que fea te ves"
WayPastel MSP 😂😂😂
WayPastel MSP same
WayPastel MSP - hell yea bro
WayPastel MSP so true my mom is everyone of these!
“Mami, I can’t find it. Ayuda me!”
“Si te ayudo, y lo encuentro, no seré feliz!”
You missed the :"Mama me duele la tripa"
"Es por ese Telefóno"
"Pórtate bien o ya sabes cómo te va ir!"
I always wondered como me va ir? Lol but I didn't wanna find out haha
I have a cousin that asked once... It ended bad. .. LOL
Melissa - Lmao same
Callate que estoy ahblando en el telefono
"CUANTAS VECES TE LO TENGO QUE DECIR"
“Has lo que se te pegue la gana” following with the death stare 😂
they missed the one that goes: Mira. vas a ver *whispering voice and nodding head while nose flares*
emily velasquez what does that mean
Miylynn Foley thanks
emily velasquez every kid that was raised by Mexican parents know that look
Michelle Romero I'd say Latina in general not only Mexican
Omg
I actually miss "te calmas, o te calmo"
noemi vargas ikrrr
Omg we have the same last name
noemi vargas they said it!!!!!tienes que ser Latina para entender,por f### all Americans
That is the ONE saying that I use now with my nephews! They don’t even know that much Spanish but they know that phrase 😂
so true tho
my mom says all of them😂😂😂
"Cuando yo me muera... Se van a acordar de mí"
What about:...
"Por el amor de Dios hace algo en la maldita casa"
SÍ, MAL
"¿Es que nadie hace nada en esta casa?"
That One Otaku Trash
Yes
My mom goes "ya!! Has lo que quieras" But what she really means is "hazlo y vas a ver!!!"
Amy Santiago yeah, you do what you want and she's like "No!! Ya dwermete" omg auto correct 😂🙄
Amy Santiago I mean that happens every fucking day 😂😂😂
The classic I'll give you something to cry about
Mama: te vas a caer
Me: *falls and bruises knee* *cries*
Mama: te voy a dar mas
*eating something that doesn't look appetising*
Me: mami que es esto?? ;(
Mamá: se llama Come y Calla
Me: *gets a spoonful and* *gags*
Mamá: Come. Y. Calla.
Isidora Espinoza JAJAJAJAJ
Si eso mero pero con la lenteja
She Tells me the same thing!
My dad is strict and he says this when we talk and eat ORITA VAS AVER
that always scares me
My mom: ¿hiciste tu tarea?
Me: si ( really didn’t)
My mom: dejame revisar
Me: oh no.
Ese compa ya está muerto, no más no le han avisado.jpg
Mi ansiedad ay no jajajajaja
a mi me decian lo mismo pero, con la diferencia that after the notice que yo no la habia hecho they sent me to get the belt-like go and get the gun that I will shoot you with!
Mirame me acabas de recordar tantas bofetadas que me eh llevado :"""") That happened to me way to many times jdbdhjebdjdjdh
That threat of “Ese hombre te va a llevar!” And then they pretend to call him over brings up a memory that I never knew could be brought back up.😂
Jajaja querida !! Me sacas de quicio !!
Me encantaría ser tu amiga !
"TE VOY A(VOA) DAR DONDE TE DUELE PA VER SI APRENDES"
Lo que me dice mi mamá v':
Me: Mama estoy aburrida
Mom: ponagase a limpiar la casa para que te entretengas
Me: ya se me paso
Like if your mom tells you dat
Gisselle Aguilar Frrrr
Mine does I always scream NOOO
Frs😫😫😫
Gisselle Aguilar omg yesss
She says ándate pues lava los trastos busca a ordenar necesitas que aprender
Mami: ven aquí. Necesito decirte algo importante.
Me: what?
Mami: te amo
Shook - has said no Hispanic mom ever 😂😂
TE CALMAS O TE CALMÓ.
Childhood flashbacks*
"Ya esta lista la comida"
"No tengo hambre"
"No te pregunte esi tenias hambre. Vas a comer o come chile"
I HATE WHEN MOMS DO THIS OMG😂
Yup
Lmao
Otra es... TE COMES TODA LA COMIDA DE AHÍ NO TE PARAS HASTA Q TERMINES
I love how many hispanic army there are cause we all grew up on this
And other ones for army are
“Ya párale con tus chinitos”
Omg this was so accurate it's scary
0:39 that's what my peruvian grandma says but most of my peruvian family says "taz taz en la colita" :v
Who remembers the "Chancla"
esto me va a doler mas a mi que a ti
Sebastian Rolon JAJAJAJA
Sebastian Rolon NO MOM...NO IT'S NOT
Sebastian Rolon Omg so true lol 😂
Jajajajajajaj.....
Pero siempre te dolía más a ti...
Wait 'til we fucking get home
"Que sea la última vez que me pides algo" es universal!
Omg when they say you wanna cry I will give you a reason to cry like so freakin relatable