Things MEXICAN MOMS Say | Mexican Survival Guide
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ส.ค. 2019
- You know you're Mexican if you grew up with your mom telling you these sayings or quotes. What sayings does your mom say the most? Let us know in the comments!
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What sayings does your mom say the most? 😅
TheCrazyGorilla Queres subway o macdonalds
TheCrazyGorilla Te calmas o te calmo
Callate!
eres adoptado, I don’t hope it’s true.
Stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about
There's also "you want to cry, I'll give you something to cry about!
lunchbox92553 you right
Had nightmares about that
That happens to me
lunchbox92553 if your dad saids tha- Oh shit
Yea
The scariest of them all
_"vas a ver, vas a ver..."_
I can relate bro
That's scary
Its an avengers level threat
I can relate
My brother said to my mom.no voy ver
I'm dying... When Ramon roasted Chris, "you can't even afford shampoo and that shirt!" Te calmas 😂😂😂 Surprised Ramon didn't go, "Who do you think you are? You're not even my parents don't talk to me like that!" And then backhands Chris and he gets up. Chris goes holding and rubbing his cheek, "I was right he really was a brat." Cue out music. 😂🤣😂
same
When u slam your door
Hispanic moms: *so u have choose death*
I did that and my dad came in and I knew it was over T-T
tastes like disrespect
My mom doesn’t do that HahahHahhHhwhHhahJahajhaosjdlaufjwnf
my mom: Go to your room!
me:goes to room but slammed the door
me: im dead
Why.... that's me
Trueeeeeeeeeew
Then all I hear is the angry footsteps with chanclas while I wait for my impending doom 😭
Bruh
Bruh that's me
Literally all these video are so relatable I can’t 😂
We all went through the same struggles 😂
TheCrazyGorilla lmao😂
LEL
Same
TheCrazyGorilla smae
I’m not Mexican but Arabic, and still I had the exact same problem.
Let’s pray to all who lived with through 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I am Surprised. But me
Nobody:
*Chris:* “Tey Colemaz or Tey Colmoe” 😂
Gringos:
My mom doesnt say anything she just gives me the look.
Mom:😠
Me:😱
Lmao my mom does that alot too
69 likes! XD
Sane
OMG THIS IS SOO TRUE 😂
My dad does that LOL
2:56 Chris tries to say "¿Te calmas o te calmo?"! LLLOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!
"You want to cry for real"😂😂😭
"You want me to look for it"?
When she calls you by your first and last name
You forgot to put in what some Mexican moms say like this one “A ver que haces un día cuando ya no esté aquí!”
Yes
CloggDatToilet364 ?
Earth worm sally’s Sister 2 Let’s see what you do when I’m not here anymore!
Yeah, the guilt trip lol. My mom still uses it on me
Mom: "Quieres comer (Want something to eat)?"
Me: "No, gracias (No thank you)."
Mom: **triggered beyond belief**
So true!!!😂😂😂
🤣🤣” let’s just say my body became lifeless after experienceing his wrath “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣also my mom says I’m not one of your friends out there
I’ve learned so much about the Mexican household. And I learned so much Spanish from ur videos keep up the good work!
At young age it can get horrifying
Why, you scared me, never mention those words lol
Kkkkkk ,
Te callas o te callo
“Hispanic parents can be strict with their kids”
You should see my asian parents-
I feel u
I don't.
*calls police*not for Mexican parents
The jail is for Asian parents bc there too far
They not strict they are funny
The scariest line my mom has ever said to me is “TE VOY A DAR UNOS CHINGASOS CUANDO LLEGEMOS A LA CASA”
I don't speak Spanish I'm sorry I don't know what That means
@@nightfury6613 it means "i'm gonna spank you when we get home". i changed some of it because it has a bad word so this is the cleanest i can give you 💀
@@EnriqueSanchez-jw9iz lol
" If you keep this up I'm gonna call your dad and he will deal with this" is what my mom says to me
Mom: Te dije que apagues los frijoles
Me: O-O
Im dead ;-;
Translation
“Mom: I told you to turn off the Beans
Me: 0_0”
Nein!!!
@@medkip2174 wow -_-
That's my mom too but she tells me this: te dije que le aspiras el cuarto. Si o no.
Or ya terminaste de limpiar el recicle porqué no, te lo voy a tirarlo y vas a perder todo tu dinero de la recicle
@@yellowdiamond9669 XD XD
The most frightening of them all:
“ME LAS VAS A PAGAR”
Me:NO NO NO SORRY MA
Yup
that means you are going to pay
I can relate
lil natti life same
Mi mom said te clamas' o te pego con'🤔
I got blessed with a nice Mexican mom and I am shook.
“Stop crying or ill give you something to cry about” I have nightmares of that
My dad does that so much
i will cry harder if someone tells me that
mom calling me with my full name
Me: OH...damn..I'm dead
Ahem, VALENTINA LUCIA JUANA MARIA ISABEL ANA JIMENA ADELLA ALMA ALICIA AMADA TAUSA'AFIA SEFINA ALEJANDRA HERNANDEZ-GARCIA
*ahem, ARMANDO ISAAC PARRAS THE III GET TF OVER HERE*
Armani
You guys forgot one phrase, "dont cry or ill give you to someing to cry about"
Fuck yes!!
Yes you are right
*(in spanish)*
that's an english phrase, not mexican
That's my mom and grandma says
Only our moms have the power to bring fear to our ears when we hear them phrases lol
Te calmas a hora
2:40
Chris: So how did you turn out... you know.
Ramon: How did I turn out?
But the words at the bottom said how is that
Lol 😂 😵I’m dead
Another:
"Si no te portas bien te voy a dar a ese señor"
That means "If you dont behave im giving you to that man"
Oh another saying not my mom but my tias used to say is "si no the portas bien van a venir los perros"
Wish is "if you dont behave the dogs are coming for you "
what dogs and what men
@@matejamicic3037 their dad?
When my mom says " Le voy a decir a tu papa cuando llegue" My Heart literally STOPS😂😂
R u ok man sounds like u were bad b4 dat
I still remember this as the 1st video I ever watched of your channel. 😁
You guys ALWAYS make me laugh I love you guys so much
SHUT UP
My worst nightmare... why did you upload this video? These words haunt me! 😫
I fear no man
But that thing that thing
Geometry dash players profile picture
It scares me
Geometry Dash Player your not Mexican be quiet
@@franciscoorozco8632 the comment seems white now that i think about it but i was trying get attention from them and it worked sir but i am mexican
@@collinbellamy1511 i changed it dont worry
Mexican wepons: el gancho el cinto la escoba the wooden sword aka spoon a spatula and a tv remote
Wheres the chancla
You forget el sartén el matamoscas y su mano 🖐
The new weapon that my aunt uses. The phone charger.
They can use sticks too
The hairbrush has been used..
Lol this was the first vid I had watched from then, so I got addicted to watching them.
I love your vids so much keep it up 👍
Me: misbehaves home
Mom: go to your room
Me: what do I do
Also me: she never said anything about video games 2 hours later
Mom comes in my room
Me: oh shi
Me: gets slapped
Me: podemos ir a alguna parte a comer
Mom: no, ayi ay frijoles en la casa.
Bryan carrillo isn’t spelled ahí?
Lugar not parte btw
That shit gets so annoying
Emily Lizarraga si
@@Kaka-nq8kp oops my bad, thanks
Ramon's Insults Are Too Funny😭😭😭 And The Faces Xavi Makes 🤣🤣🤣
It’s a hard knock life for us Mexicans
All of these are realatible
Me: "talks normally"
Mom: CALLATE!
Me: ok "whispers"
Mom: TE DIJE QUE TE CALLARAS!
HeyItzMaMS Lol 😂
This relates too much
As a Filipina I can relate too, but with my dad..
*imagine*
Same XD
My mom always says,"Ya comportate chingada!!"
I'm in high school and my mom still says this to me XD
The c word is a swear word in spanish and in english it means shut the f*** up
I love the mom LOL!!! She seems like she’s having a lot of fun. LOL!!!!! :-)
0:05 I know this is in another culture, but Chris looks like he's doing the Ahegao face😨😂
I'm dying
@@i-zbeats1397 Clear...*shocks you*
@@ZakiyaMariposa hhahahahahahahah
If I say “callate” my mom would put her hand up and hit my leg hard with her finger tips it hurts, she used to grab my arm with her nails to move me when she’s mad, and she would call me Yarel when she’s mad
Ummm were the same then
I can get a way with a lot with my parents. Because I grew up speaking English and having to handle both cultures and customs my parents (mostly my dad) understood most of the things I did. I can get away with saying "que" and I can say many things without getting in trouble. I just can't take it too far.
I talk back o and my parents get the wooping
It's funny how relatable this is 😂🤣😭😭😭
"Vas a ver cuando vamos a la casa!" "Hay frijoles en la casa." 👁👄👁🔪
"Para de llorar o te voy a dar una razon por que llorar" thats what my mom says
yesss!!
Your channel is amazing and I love your videos momssssssssss
_” No es solo _*_tuyo,_*_ es de _*_todos._*_ “_
TheCrazyGorilla it's so Funny how Chris Makes that Funny Face 😂😂😂😂.
Plz make more food videos ps keep up the good work
0:05 I would’ve slap the crap out of chris 😂
Lol same no manches haha
Same 😂😂😂
I can relate to all these Mexican phrases lol now it's funny! 😅 but not when I was being told.
To be honest these people are the only people who make me laugh when I have a bad day
Clicked faster than ramon eating
what 😂
TheCrazyGorilla you actually replied I’m a big fan😱❤️
I’ve never heard these my mom just whoop me without my dad
This is to relatable
Ramon is so hilarious 😂
That’s so my mom
I can’t take all my emotion out around her or else she say
"deja de llorar o te doy algo para llorar”
Same
dam ramon going roast chris hard😂🤣
The beginning in the of the video made me laugh so hard 🤣
" Callate tu boba or I'll chingola your chichingo"
I think she made up the last part though😂
At the beginning of the video when Chris did that sound I laughed so hard
Just in time, 3 views and 4 likes
@@chrisflores9668 de faq
UrAverageHuman fuck off
Al_xz No u
Lol for me my mom or dad said: “Stop crying or else I’ll make you cry.”
That scared me as a kid
I had a bad dream and looked at your videos and it made me happy
2:48 BRUH 😂😂😂😂
0:06 LOOK AT DIS DUUUDE
Reminds me of Cardi B
My name is Movie, and I’m addicted to watching Thecrazygorilla.
I love you got your content guys
0:00 pretty much Chris is kinda funny there!
When you thought you didn’t know what the dad one meant but you new
Love all ya videos
Hey I love your videos I watch every video you did 👍
Here before 1K views. No one cares but just saying C:
...
S P I C Y W A T E R love ur profile pic, lol
0:05 when I'm about to win in a battle royal
Lol
Lol!! You guys are funny!!😄
0:14 she was going up... and then for a few seconds she go down again!
The scariest saying of them all:
_”Tôi về nhà sớm.”_
(It’s because Asian parents need to go to work and if they have to come home early you are probably doomed)
LOOOL
When u go to the store wit ur mom and she comes by a friend
Yep they gona be talking for hours
I can’t stop watching
MOMZZZZ this is so relatable with my friends Mexican parents!
0:08 that sounded like megelovania
no
0:05 Chris's face 😂😂
Ahegao chris
😜
THE SAME LOL I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
I like to imagine when chris says “ te calmas o te calmo” and ramon remembers the nightmares about it and panics and just falls on the ground with his body lifeless.
1:59 me when getting rejected from my crush
3 views 137 likes and 34 comments? TH-cam is drunk again
And so are you
Aidan W you spelled your name wrong
This is also so accurate for Egyptians as well lol 😂😂😂
I got 'you better calm down or I'll calm you down' and 'if keep crying I'll give you something to cry about' so I think it is a Mother thing.
Ha my mom doesn’t give me a warning
Your lucky
There’s been so much videos I’m scared that you’ll run out
I love these videos
Lazy people work double. Was my mom's favorite.
“El flojo trabaja doble.” This is actually true!
Or. “If you don’t behave that man is going to take you.”
“Si no te portas bien ese señor te va a llevar.”
I’m friends with a Mexican and whenever I hear it, it makes ME scared.
“Te callas o te callo” momssss lol 😂
Best come back ever 😂😂😂😂😂
Love the videos
1:15looks like constipation