Excerpts From Training Seminars For Lesser Known Foundation Careers (SCP Orientation Tales)
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- SCP Orientation is an archive of files of the SCP Foundation.
Today Researcher R. will be reviewing Excerpts From Training Seminars For Lesser Known Foundation Careers. Would you rather work as an Anomalous Game Tester or a Containment Cell Maintenance Specialist? Or maybe a Post-Mortem Assurance Specialist is the job for you?
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Computational virology is a real subject, just not as described in the video. It's actually part of bio-informatics, about the computer simulation of virus dynamics.
HR Rep: You understand why you're here...
Foundation researcher looking for alternative career: OH COME ON! You saw how she was dressed! Who's not gonna look?! Why is she giving the presentation with half her shirt unbuttoned anyway?! This is straight up entrapment if you ask me...
HR: Stealing a glance or 2 we could overlook. The furious masturbation however...
Researcher: I reiterate, LOOK AT THOSE T...
HR: YOU'RE STILL DOING IT!!!
look a dude took some slime form a SCP and put it in a condom ....
I applied for the Bait team. Lickitey Split.
Basically I will be human bait for any containment breeches of mobile SCPs.
Guess you’re likely to do no matter which profession you choose, so might as well go all in
Isn't that just what the MTF do when the can't force a D-class to do it for them?
@@McGrewer I'm like a laser pointer and the SCP is the cat. Running is required.
Must be proficient with multi engined aircraft and rotary. Water borne craft and submersibles. All wheeled vehicles.
I did not like the narrator's voice at first, but once I got over it nor being the usual one's, I enjoyed it
He sounds like a non-smoking, younger Rod Sterling!
Love the shout-out about the Arsenic using bacteria.
And still laughing at Chartered Forensic Accountants being used exactly in reverse to the usual forensic accounting.
And even with the Rod Sterling voice change, this is still top notch stuff.
Oneirologist sounds interesting but I imagine it includes 16+ hour work days and not being allowed to live off site.
Dat thumbnail tho
Parasocial distancing enforcement: Ensure that staff are not forming paranormal social attachments
$4000 hammer operator: Structures on Foundation grounds must be inspected by means of a calibrated hammer to check for defects. Required PhD in materials science
Janitor: ensure that facilities are clean and usable. Supervise cleaning of 173's cell from a safe distance
Thumbnail griphic designer: Get personelle interested in unpopular positions. By. Any. Means. Necessary.
I wanna be an Anomalous Game Tester!!!!
You’re a goner, have fun while it lasts though
Welcome to anomalous Valheim.
CHOP!!!..
THE END
@@M167A1 lol
Get's sucked into an anomalous version of deadspace..... Good luck XD
@@skepticalmagos_101 I love Deadspace what a cool way to go!
I generally love the videos on this channel, but not enjoying the new voice for the Orientation Tales. What happened to the usual voice? The inflection and intonation of the new voice seems really unpleasant to me (the reading for "Transcript of Dr. Clef's Seminar" was terrible, IMO). Won't unsub or stop watching, but wish the readings would be done better; they really deserve to be performed well.
I used to love them too. Both the new voice actor and the combination of the sketchy thumbnails and fact all they mostly do is compilation videos compared to their 2-3 a day actual scp videos they used to do just makes me feel like this channel has gone down hill
@@emmathecabbage The channel only ascends to new heights of power.
We have to keep in mind that this channel is very likely made by a team.
The regular voice actor is hired, not part of the team itself. Probably he has other gigs and/or business to attend. I bet they stopped with the 3 new SPCs a day because of some complication with the regular voice actor schedule.
@@konradcurze394 these small minds do not understand the word growth
Don't worry that's Researcher R.Greg still does file reading. They are both highly qualified for the job.
This is so fun
I probably should not have overreacted like that uh sorry....
How do you type?
@@konradcurze394 with my stubby arms snaps neck MAHAHAHAHA
“Living fucking Pokémon”
Me: I’ve been waiting 26 years for this. Bring it on!
And ironically, Waste Management is a real job in the Foundation and it's extremely stressful.
have you got a cold? your voice is different
Lol nice
The pic looks just like my boss!
Yes ma’m, I’m here for my physical exam. No, I will not stop rubbing my hands through you’re hair, thank you.
the voice new
GALAGA, funny. I have the high score on that game. Dr. Erwin R. Parson called it a 'dream log.'
Loved how you expland sevrel of the smaller secshons and how you deal with shell company's and the irs....lol
Were you typing drunk?
@@cringeghost1019 were you an a hole when wrighting your coment! No I have literacy issues if that's OK with you!
r/boneappletea but seriously its "Sections"
Odd for me to catch this before I got a notification
That's impossible
@@Stainedglass2099 Not if I open the app before a notification goes through.
what happened to the old voice?
The channel is growing
these thumbnails get worse with every upload
that ending was pretty funny.
Nice
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the last one about anart historias its interesting, maybe the inmense majority of the people who get into anart just go to become anartists themselves
Snaps neck MAHAHAHAHA
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1:26 Did someone vomit?
Yes
Hmmm... I'm first 😐.. weird
Not weird at all cause you’re actually not
@@protalghulnist4126 BOT
@@gokugoma3258 whatever helps you sleep at night
Ok who da fuq is Anomalisa?
The voice actor's performance was not great. Its okay, but the usual one is so good its hard to compare. IDK how to make it better, only that this isn't as good as it could be.
I agree. I also personally think the old thumbnails are better. And the fact they used to do 2-3 actual scp videos a day and not just compilation repeats. Everything has gone down hill imo
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Nice
why with the thirst trap thumbnails? It makes me not want to watch the video. And it has 0 to do with the video. Most SCPs aren't sexual in nature nor do they tend to illicit arousal so why are you selling that there's something sexy in this video through the thumbnail? I mean its your channel and apparently its working for some people but I'm not bout to give this video any watch time. But i've watched a lot of your videos that don't have all the "D" Class personnel in the thumbnails.
Oh boy. Another TH-cam Karen. This is one for the books📸
Alrighty, how about you don't then?😂 No one asked you to be here, you came to a channel full of those thumbnails and complain about what the rest of us watch. Go watch what you want you have the entire internet at your fingertips.
You wasted your breathe with this one. Like you’ve lost minutes of your life for nothing. Why
Because of this comment, I watched this video twice
Edit: three times
Yes I agree! I’ve stopped watching loads of these because how poor the thumbnails are. Not only is the art mediocre at best but the oversexuality is a huge turn off to the Chanel.