Excerpts From "How To Survive When Reality Doesn't" (SCP Orientation)

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  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Well titanium isnt overkill, it's just that it's only good when you need something strong AND lightweight. When you're building a containment cell, weight isn't an issue, so steel and reinforced concrete is better

  • @aedwardsss
    @aedwardsss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Phenomenal results. Will use this guide again. RIP to my prime family.

  • @kayakMike1000
    @kayakMike1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Love the mention of Dr. Millar!

  • @madamecarly
    @madamecarly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Keep calm and Apollyon" needs to be on a t-shirt or bumper sticker. Or both. 😂

  • @michaelprez3811
    @michaelprez3811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That Dr clef artwork is some of the best I've seen

  • @TheFoxfiend
    @TheFoxfiend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So either that was nearly empty of useful information regarding dealing with reality benders, or that was chock full of cryptic information on dealing with reality benders and the only part that sounds useful at the end is actually the key to decrypting everything else that was said, kind of the the alchemists notes from Full Metal Alchemist.

  • @isapu1948
    @isapu1948 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    9:41
    That's okay Cleff
    The metric system still loves you

  • @cjthebeesknees
    @cjthebeesknees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I like these, very amusing and blunt humor is the way to go

  • @jayv9070
    @jayv9070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    God I love Clef

  • @ladykoiwolfe
    @ladykoiwolfe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I adore Clef. But he's going to have to accept I cannot strum his name.

  • @seantaggart7382
    @seantaggart7382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:09 alto clef: YOU PEOPLE LEFT OVER A RAINBOW LOGO!?

  • @rlira2779
    @rlira2779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A true role model you are Dr Kleff

  • @God-ld6ll
    @God-ld6ll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Who is it that survives? If i cant survive by doing, and if i cant survive by not doing. What does that mean? It means of course I don't exist. IOW, "I" is an abstraction like "3", "line of longitude", or "United States". So, who is "9" that survives?"

  • @easyethanol6611
    @easyethanol6611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    😂 i get a kick from these rants he does. I wish i had a boss like that again

    • @alw2839
      @alw2839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, makes it much better.

  • @seantaggart7382
    @seantaggart7382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:30 you can silently hear the irl dr clef silently saying STOP USING APOLLYON FOR STUFF THAT AINT 2317!

  • @AndriousArrow
    @AndriousArrow ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loop this stuff and fall asleep to it

  • @madamplatypus313
    @madamplatypus313 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m almost kinda impressed he’s allowed to say “goddammit” but not “crap”. 😂

  • @hedleypanama
    @hedleypanama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    #Objection!
    I think Dr. Alto Cleft need more money for his seminars.

    • @KertaDrake
      @KertaDrake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least give him the budget to give out SCP-branded frisbees or something to those who attend!

  • @crimsonnemesis3511
    @crimsonnemesis3511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Classic Clef!

  • @MartinGasparini86
    @MartinGasparini86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very usefull... Goddamit clef

  • @lastofthe4horsemen279
    @lastofthe4horsemen279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Classic Clef

  • @alw2839
    @alw2839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rainbow emblem? Just tell them it represents bifrost 😆.
    DID HE JUST ADMIT TO BEING A REALITY BENDER??!! 12:38

    • @valashar5313
      @valashar5313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rule 1: Clef lies. About everything. Including being a liar.

    • @alw2839
      @alw2839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@valashar5313 He better watch out, the foundation will contain him as the "Undetectable liar" 😆.

  • @canteventhough
    @canteventhough 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I miss the old presenter, but I really love this character. I'm so torn. And well entertained.

    • @shadow19121
      @shadow19121 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The old presenter still does the numbered ones. I think the tale from the foundation are using a text to speech program.

    • @easyethanol6611
      @easyethanol6611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This guy is starting to grow on me. I used to have an issue with his tempo or something. Idk whatever it was hes not the OG and it bothered me but not so much anymore 🤪

    • @lastofthe4horsemen279
      @lastofthe4horsemen279 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@easyethanol6611 same

  • @Rashala
    @Rashala 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I swear......Dangit Bright......How much money and personell is it going to cost to keep you and your Buddy Clef from doing stupid things on the SCP's Dime.... MTF Units Code CnB Administer Amnestics and Seperate Clef and BRight AGAIN!

  • @jordanlaplante1131
    @jordanlaplante1131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well I guess I'm up to go fight a reality Bender

  • @DoctorRobertNeville
    @DoctorRobertNeville 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    [ REDACTED ] [ REDACTED ] [ EXPUNGED ]

  • @MK-io6vu
    @MK-io6vu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Clef, my guy, your ADHD is showing

  • @huglllshahlolalil9180
    @huglllshahlolalil9180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I F-ing love this orientation bcz it was drafted from my subconscious while sleeping...and I'm glad to finally meet myself from a parallel dementia... LoL

  • @Meusde
    @Meusde 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ty

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome!

    • @Mrboy6665
      @Mrboy6665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sussy baka

  • @melissac8063
    @melissac8063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What are you smoking and can I have some 🤣😅🤣😅🤣

    • @valashar5313
      @valashar5313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clef's vape juice cannot be shared because it only exists when he's just high enough to remember to create it.

  • @Lucky-Nick123
    @Lucky-Nick123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where can I found your art cause i really want to see them. They look awesome

  • @sapper12b71
    @sapper12b71 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What cuss word starts with C and ends with P? Or is that not what the bleep was for when subtitles said C**P accompanied by the sensor bleep

  • @xainkuze2338
    @xainkuze2338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A book by an enhanced human that is a possible perpetual. Not to mention he dated a fairy and had a child...... What is true and what is false, is the truth hiding behind the falsehoods or are the falsehoods themselves the truth.

  • @you2angel1
    @you2angel1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude HEINZ, bring in a bottle kombucha, it's more classy °~.☆.~°

  • @Savage6saint
    @Savage6saint 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My brain 😖🤯🤤

  • @Mrboy6665
    @Mrboy6665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    sussy baka

  • @matthewbunting9890
    @matthewbunting9890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funny stuff.. not much that'd be useful, but hey not that we're here for dry & boring useful stuff all the time.

  • @wahidahmed6508
    @wahidahmed6508 ปีที่แล้ว

    SCPTAJES

  • @MCbobbster
    @MCbobbster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ?

  • @luisjavier6931
    @luisjavier6931 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    At 3:40 I have enough of this BULLSHIT

  • @PanzermansBunker
    @PanzermansBunker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the SCP, but keep the homosexual indoctrination/desensitization out of it. A pair of circling neutron stars as a cake topper.......WTF!!!!!!

    • @boobertthefoolish3309
      @boobertthefoolish3309 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you do realize that draven and talloran are a canon queer couple in scp, and clef was explicitly the guy who trained draven? its not indoctrination. if you dont like it, stop enjoying scp, because the majority of the community are queer horror writers

    • @madamplatypus313
      @madamplatypus313 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The funniest part of this is that not only would that be a badass cake topper for ANY couple, but LBR, Clef was probably pulling from personal experience there.

  • @DobbsyLondon
    @DobbsyLondon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not a fan of this reading.