Transcript Of Dr. Clef's Seminar (SCP Orientation Tales)
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Today Researcher R. will be reviewing a transcript of a Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't."
"I want you to reflect back on that moment when you realized what was happening. Do you remember that feeling of helplessness? Do you remember what it felt like to realize that reality no longer existed, and you were nothing but toys for a hostile will that controlled EVERYTHING?"
"Remember that. And hold onto it the first time you're about to go up against a Reality Bender. If you ever think that, maybe, you can contain them? Or maybe they can be reasoned with? Remember what it felt like when you were tripping balls and nothing was real."
- Dr. Clef
Proceed to begin your training.
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“I didn’t consume any of the food on the back table during the seminar” - a random agent
Always. Eat the cake. When its offered to you.
Yeah.... I'd probably die of overdose...
If that didn't happen 1st I would have looked for the window and so I'd probably have gotten physically out but...
Your in a closed room with Dr Clef, what were you expecting?
The last Matrix marathon he hosted, had no spoons.
Did it have sporks?
Alright, truth time, how many of you watch this because Dr. Cleft was involved?
Now, how many of you believed in Dr. Cleft's Halluncinative drug explanation?
Don't be afraid to tell the truth. This is Dr. Alto Cleft we're talking about. We never know when he tells the truth or lie. That's the whole point of him.
@@ashleighstratmann7783 Just like the time Dr. Clef told me that he is on the NBA 75 greatest players list
I'm just watching through the orientation playlists, and damn: all the named personnel are... Characters, shall we say 🫣
Yes
Lets be honest
How many of us like Clef more than usual
To a non-existent entity, existence must be a horrifying concept...
What a stupid idea. Glad nobody so stupid could ever exist.
Not that some don't try to get close.
Please consult the Pattern Screamers articles
"Eyes into Jelly..."
"Gun into a Bagel..."
Great!
Now I'm hungry!
Thanks Dr, Clef!
I think it was Clef that was hungry, he was having a Freudian slip
What kind of fool eats JELLY on a BAGEL!!?? That bagel is gonna be pissed. You are gonna die by getting shot by bagel!
At least one person has thrown a half eaten bagel at Clef during one of these seminars.
I mean that'd be hilarious. Could you imagine what type of reaction that could cause. I mean can't you just spit it because of the off taste? Or act like you ate it then spit it out when he's not looking?
I feel pretty sure, Dr. Clef had a shotgun in the room somewhere despite the restrictions on the people attending his class.
Holy shit man! You make a perfect Dr Clef! 👏👏👏
Loving these tales
That's one hell of a seminar. And that "secret" he promised, grade A advice.
I'm sorry, Dr. Clef, just real quick: WTF is your degree in, sir?!?!
This is one of my favorite entries and all I can say is you did a great job with it. You really made it your own.
Dr Clef is making his own MKUltra experiments.
Holy shit that’s a terrifying depiction of clef in the thumbnail. The voice for clef is a bit weird, he sounds like the cinema sims guy: The voice for the “reality warp” doesn’t really seem psychotic enough.
I was honestly not expecting this. And I love it.
The Nozzle has been allowed to calibrate The Rocky Horror Picture Show... Now, let's do the time warp again.
The ultimate gaslight
"Could be worse"
Locked in a room with Clef? The only worse thing would be if Brght was there
Loved the acting, and the voice matched the character too!
Well this was The Trip. I like that all people got auto certified. Cleff must hold this seminar every Friday.
This is making me feel things I can’t describe I’m having a sensory overload
Non existence implies existence. Problem solved, I exist now. Phew.
But how do you prove anything else exists, hmmmmmmm? 🤔
Sure, but now you're a sentient chicken egg.
If your not something here then you must be something elsewhere? If you are of no existence then what does exist is equally non existent from your perspective? Somethimg like that right
@@unclesunbro1577 what scp number is this sentient chicken egg?
@@easyethanol6611 399J
Awesome to see the channel including SCP stories now. Love the graphics, the new VA’s for new characters, new art style for the thumbnails (I actually don’t mind the double D-class but I enjoy the branching out to different styles too) and I’m enjoying seeing some activity on the live action channel.
Keep up the awesome work! 👍👍
So apparently Dr Cliff didn't really learn anything after the whole witch child incident
"Go ahead, grab a coffee and muffin."
Aw fuck, my 1 weakness- free food
What a trip
The best bit 2:47 - 3:18 -"You FuckNugget" LOL
These seminars are the only ones where s**t gets (un)real
I heard and saw some alterations of this. Yours is the best one so far
"Bad trip", Dr. Clef's Special homemade Recipe.
This is a fuckin masterpiece! An auricular comestible that satiates the soul. An esculent to be digested recurrently in audience of loved ones so they too can auscult this gem of an scp program.
I was hoping this was the lesser known "wrote a book while high" and not the niw famous "everyone else was high but me"
Oh well
The big takeaway being “Who TF keeps letting this man have access to illicit substances?”
@@madamplatypus313
A clandestine organisation that monitors everything
Someone knows where the drugs are, and they aren't anomalous, so no need to report it.
cue me getting a write-up for cackling during this, and numerous psyche evaluations for it too
😊 So how was the seminar?
😶 ... 😭😭😭😭
"One guy got shot by a bagel, and I vomited out my ears and nose"
Yeah about that. Idk after watching other scp presentations about this seminar. Others more and more well designed like Volgun's presentations. This one doesn't impress me so much.
This was *redacted* *expletive* funny as shit ! Lol
Uncle CLEFF
This is a really good one
Lmfaooooo holy crap to be in that room
8 seconds in and we already see an scp
I love Alto Cleft!
Love me some Dr Clef
Why
That is one messed up certification secshon and you dident learn nothing but how to get messed with by your superiors and made to fill like dert!!!!!
A for effort, C for spelling
Sometimes experience is the best teacher. Also Clef was teaching the class, did you expect he would teach you anything other than to kill reality benders on sight before they can do anything.
@@Swordfang Considering he came from the GOC, this is most probably worse than the orientation they got over there.
are u one of the trainee?
Nice voice work 😃
I'm sorry I had a big breakfast so I didn't take anything off the table. I decided in the corner quietly and let you do your thing quietly.
Lol... New SCP channel idea unnecessary censorship.
no door easy i open my own way out :3