A babysitter put me in a cheerleader skirt and sweater at about age 5. One aunt scoffed about the devil and another complained about gays. Mom and grandma laughed and told them all to shut up about those bigoted ways. When mom and I encountered Eddie Izzard she just laughed and smiled and reminded me of that. I've embraced being a lesbian in a man's body ever since. Open mindedness and transdimensional in thinking is sorta like a full spectrum rainbow that goes beyond the colors that Dorothy saw in Oz. Hugs and good vibes y'all. 💗🌈💗🌈💗
there's nothing noble about it tough, most of you became this way because of a trauma or your upbringing. sex exists for a particular reason of procreation, there's just no point in it if it doesn't fulfill it's role
@@woodoyoy omg stfu. Trauma? 😂 Read a book, read peer reviewed studies, anything actually related to the topic you’re discussing because you’re embarrassing yourself.
This video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix myself a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm a really shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I could introduce myself. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she had a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I wanted the best for her and I harbored no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seemed happy with her boyfriend, so I didn't bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it. I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already since I first saw her. Besides, I am quite happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wanted to live some other life without me in it, so I said, "Okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness." My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally couldn''t take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, "you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get myself a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got so distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video." She said, "You know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer." So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it.
The old Mark 1 Minis didn't have a wind down window. They had something called a quarterlight. This was a sliding window that had to be opened manually. No electric windows back then.
@@hrothgar64 I really thank you for your explanation! I had not thought about that. I just googled the car and I could have noticed it earlier. Again, thank you for solving my mystery even after 6 month!
"What are you doing, Mister Band?"
He is GOD of comedy.
*she
@@kieranhurst8543 I dont care.
A more brilliant comedian we will not find; love this guy!
Timeless classic
I can’t stop fucking laughing!!!🤣🤣🤣
Have you tried slapping yourself?
I loved this bit! It was awesome!
What a Bond girl she would make!!!!! MUCHO gusto E🖖💕
He is to comedy what Prince was to musicians, absolute God
1:22 - 'I swallowed some oxygen'.
I guess I was one of the few to find that funny.
One of the great standup routines
Absolutely brilliant!
My god but he has some kind of crazy obsession with Jam!!! LOL
Just saying Hi after 11 years :)
Simp@@malahammer
"Wut ar yu dewin mister Beind?"
Eight years later your comment made me LOL!
I want this on a t-shirt!!
@@monadarling74 and 2 years again after you :)
help! im covered in... JAM LOL XD
At rhe end I don't think he knew where he was going with the story. Still, so frigging funny.
'I think I can' LMAO!!!
A babysitter put me in a cheerleader skirt and sweater at about age 5.
One aunt scoffed about the devil and another complained about gays.
Mom and grandma laughed and told them all to shut up about those bigoted ways.
When mom and I encountered Eddie Izzard she just laughed and smiled and reminded me of that.
I've embraced being a lesbian in a man's body ever since.
Open mindedness and transdimensional in thinking is sorta like a full spectrum rainbow that goes beyond the colors that Dorothy saw in Oz.
Hugs and good vibes y'all.
💗🌈💗🌈💗
there's nothing noble about it tough, most of you became this way because of a trauma or your upbringing. sex exists for a particular reason of procreation, there's just no point in it if it doesn't fulfill it's role
@@woodoyoy omg stfu. Trauma? 😂 Read a book, read peer reviewed studies, anything actually related to the topic you’re discussing because you’re embarrassing yourself.
@@woodoyoy Did Eddie strike a nerve?
"Lesbian in a man's body" the fuck are you talking about
@@woodoyoy Yes, indeed. The way you have reacted (out of fear) to the OP's comment IS because of your upbringing.
stunning corr
great
Muttley‼️‼️‼️‼️😂😂😂🤣🤣‼️
oh my god he reminded me of muttley :)).. what was the cartoon's name? what a guy lol
There's a blast from the past! They were Hanna-barbera cartoons. Good Memories!!
Dick Dastardly was the cartoon Muttley is from.
@@ZyrusSmith And _Wacky Races_.
He was the villain in wacky races.
@@_Huperniketes_ Wacky Races was a crossover, not the show he was originally from.
It is Q for quartermaster
Eddie izzard is funny
You don't have a shark on you by any chance do you? LOL HOW DOES ANYONE WRITE A LINE LIKE THAT
I think it's all improv
Nobody ever noticed that the (nuclear?) "bumb" set to 999 only gave the villain 16 minutes and 39 seconds to escape. Wha?
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I knew he was gonna say Mini!
I thought he was going to give a shout out to Peter Sellers for a moment or two.
The Riches.
This video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix myself a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm a really shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I could introduce myself. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she had a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I wanted the best for her and I harbored no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seemed happy with her boyfriend, so I didn't bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it. I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already since I first saw her. Besides, I am quite happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wanted to live some other life without me in it, so I said, "Okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness." My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally couldn''t take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, "you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get myself a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got so distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video." She said, "You know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer." So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it.
Its Risky Business.
I've seen this so many times but I still don't get the mimic for the Mini windows. Can anyone please explain?
The old Mark 1 Minis didn't have a wind down window. They had something called a quarterlight. This was a sliding window that had to be opened manually. No electric windows back then.
@@hrothgar64 I really thank you for your explanation! I had not thought about that. I just googled the car and I could have noticed it earlier. Again, thank you for solving my mystery even after 6 month!
Jams Bond?
A very valid question, yes.
SWAK
LoL so many military geek kids are Q's around the world now and the freak s and Geek's inherits The Earth
i swallowed some oxigin
Hosspis
Mutley
bit of a drag
Gosh I bet you think you are a real wit!
Is it Edwina now....😬
Life huh?
I could watch Eddie for hours…..🙂
…….until he gets onto politics, where apart from not agreeing, which is fine, he is so patronising, sadly.
about what, specifically, and to whom? he generally speaks his truth and if you perceive it as patronizing it probably says more about you than him..
@@bpetersson5024 watching his cringing attempts pre and post Brexit on the media, it would seem there are many that share my view. Great comedienne 🥰
@@iancharlton678 Awww did you have to experience a nanosecond of........ye gads!.......Brexshit being pointed out as a truly shit idea?
Useless
Crappy