Eddie Izzard "Fruit" Sketch From Definite Article

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  • @lauramacgillefhinnein5106
    @lauramacgillefhinnein5106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How much did we all love the OG Eddie Izzard 💯😍🤩💅🏻🥰❤

  • @juicymeister123
    @juicymeister123 11 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Best impression of fruit ripening ever

  • @JumpinJAKEFlash
    @JumpinJAKEFlash 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "GO AWAY MRS. SMITH, GO AWAY UNTIL YOUR DAUGHTER HAS A BABY."
    Lol

  • @SevenRiderAirForce
    @SevenRiderAirForce 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:52 "Let the peel come off only in small chunks"
    Best line ahahaha

  • @RANDOMPOKING987
    @RANDOMPOKING987 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We need comedians like Eddie in America!!! I have seen this five THOUSAND TIMES and still laugh x) That is what makes a good comedian

  • @lisamilsom5037
    @lisamilsom5037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    All this.... still my favourite 💕

  • @margarethazlehurstbahonsdi3500
    @margarethazlehurstbahonsdi3500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love this look eddy dear x

  • @dmisso42
    @dmisso42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I thought I was the only one who knew about Pears!
    It's like a game of chance. One day they're rock solid. The next day they are rotten.

  • @Mindseas
    @Mindseas 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ohh Eddie, I just can't deal with how funny this sketch still is. It's just the right amount of absurd and observational you do so well. One of the all time greats, this sketch, and you. All the best!

  • @michaell.8938
    @michaell.8938 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love me some Eddie Izzard.

  • @Sirlongfarts
    @Sirlongfarts 13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Oranges can fuck off....pears can fuck off too". HAAAAAAAAAAA You know why I think he's so successful, he does't look at the audience with a face that seems to be waiting for people to agree with him...he's actually performing. He's got his act down and delivering. Many U.S. comedians seem to be asking the audience for validation of some sort during their acts...

  • @n3uro42
    @n3uro42 11 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This guy is SO freaking smart. Really its all stuff you learn in high school, but he retained it, and discusses it like it is common knowledge. From Carthaginian war expeditions to Sodium exploding in water. (TBH I think that was 6th or 7th grade history and 8th grade chemistry). I approve.

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    A box of pears in my office sprouted so much that we had to throw it out, and it brought me here. Nobody eats pears, I knew it.

  • @sebbythecrabby
    @sebbythecrabby 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Big Stalinist Oranges :D

  • @kittgs
    @kittgs 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I actually slipped on a banana skin on the pavement on Tottenham Court Road in London last year and immediately thought of this sketch.

  • @hsin-yichow5594
    @hsin-yichow5594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    04:36 squeezy squeezy pear 🤣🤣🤣 05:23 just put on the end of a broom it's the manager LOLS!!! 06:42 star fruits which are from Mars 😂

  • @peterlantos7076
    @peterlantos7076 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Such a wonderful mind ❤

  • @angiemeyers69
    @angiemeyers69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mars StarFruit...Yes!!

  • @borizovskimilan
    @borizovskimilan 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the best thing in eddie murphy is that he has the same first name as this legened over here :)

  • @wolfman5181
    @wolfman5181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have slipped on a banana skin and I had witnesses. 😛🍌

  • @DonnaBarrHerself
    @DonnaBarrHerself ปีที่แล้ว

    Love her!

  • @CollidingSunsMusic
    @CollidingSunsMusic 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    the title of this video is quite a rough and understated description of Eddie

  • @FilmArtPhoto
    @FilmArtPhoto 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    OMG, I love Eddie, he makes me laugh so hard...
    very bright, very funny, very sexy man!

  • @nomanomable
    @nomanomable 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm sorry, he's hilarious I know, but I LOVE his outfit, I just have to say...

  • @lindsaywarden1746
    @lindsaywarden1746 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Goodness me! This is just the funniest performer ever! Can't really say guy or girl... but a talent like the can be any bloody gender they want to be!

  • @issybrumagen135
    @issybrumagen135 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my two favorite comedians, Eddie and Jeff Dunham

  • @LunarMovements
    @LunarMovements 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Go away, Mrs. Smith. Go away until your daughter has a baby!" ~ Which explains why Mrs. Smith's daughter was allowed to date well before all the other girls her age. There was a financial incentive in the works.

  • @wahinesurfergirl
    @wahinesurfergirl 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @MmmFrodo True though. British humor is 50x more hilarious than that of American comedians/tv shows. I too, fall of my chair laughing at Eddie Izzard, Ricky Gervaise & Billy Connolly's comedic sketches. Take Rowan Atkinson, for example: Everybody in the world knows him as Mr. Bean, his most popular character. He doesn't even have to say anything at all, and he's already funny as it is.

  • @macaj7306
    @macaj7306 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    He forgot vitamin K.

    • @aWinterBlood
      @aWinterBlood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      which is good for noiiuhugidfgsidhfp

  • @theelizartt
    @theelizartt 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @abksharma Excuse me, but you can't just say that "Americans are fools and retards compared to..." Sure, a LOT of American 'comedy' is horrible, but there's no reason to be calling all of us that. You may hate American comedy, but some Americans (not all, and not me) like it, and that is why our comedy is like that. Please don't hate, and Don't Forget To Be Awesome.