Google Translating Mario Party 9 for 50 HOURS Was Absolutely Terrifying

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  • @AQ_Noops
    @AQ_Noops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    I didn’t know there was so much arousal in Mario Party.

  • @voidmaster2651
    @voidmaster2651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Mario Party is a bad example. After everyone has *Been Aroused* they do a *Skip Class*

    • @natethepianist5845
      @natethepianist5845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @PimasterJ
      @PimasterJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It must be all those ministers.

    • @foxtail286
      @foxtail286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PimasterJ so many choices

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The ministers are still hated. Sometimes half of the are taken away, sometimes ten, and in a Cuban Revolution they are just freely distributed, as if they were cheap collectible objects.

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1:58 “Do you understand? The one who loses this little game will win!”

  • @KoenDerp
    @KoenDerp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    8:25 did anyone notice "shy guy" got translated to "woman"

    • @loek7531
      @loek7531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Shy gal

    • @Rowanexen
      @Rowanexen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      TRANS RIGHTS

    • @melvint-p9500
      @melvint-p9500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Rowanexen Oh god someone mentioned something LGBTQ+ related in a comment section oh fuck the replies are going to be awful

    • @MegaU
      @MegaU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Rowanexen very based

    • @Rowanexen
      @Rowanexen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MegaU True!

  • @johnnymind4151
    @johnnymind4151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    That game in Apple Watch was something else, I don't think I've ever seen neither a CPU as dumb as Shermend Lakk nor someone get more than 100 ministers in a single game.

  • @catriamflockentanz
    @catriamflockentanz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    15:19 "Broken Dictionary" is the most honest thing in this whole translation.

  • @kogmawmain8872
    @kogmawmain8872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "What's your favourite language?"
    "Worship"

    • @reginaanderson6733
      @reginaanderson6733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The ministers are very good at teaching that language

    • @hazzabomb707
      @hazzabomb707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      who the hell comes up to you and just says “What’s your favourite language?”

    • @kogmawmain8872
      @kogmawmain8872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hazzabomb707 LOL
      I guess that is a very rare question ngl

  • @chaoticentityq9974
    @chaoticentityq9974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Imagine a fan makes a google translated anti piracy screen for this google translated game, i would if i knew how

  • @musicalmoongirl5055
    @musicalmoongirl5055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "Can everybody please stop getting aroused and wet, we're trying to play a boardgame here!"

  • @blacky6552
    @blacky6552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I translated the first paragraph of the description, I think its pretty good:
    What is the Mario party doing in the ninth world? The Google search engine is great. Unlike narcissism, unity is not narcissism, narcissism is narcissism. For example, you can see search engine optimization, Google results, search results, and search engine ranking.

    • @kiakat15
      @kiakat15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Google is narcissistic indeed lol

    • @b0w23r7
      @b0w23r7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Narcissism is Narcissism"

  • @L1N3R1D3R
    @L1N3R1D3R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    One-word translations:
    1:58 The less successful sibling of "Thomp".
    5:45 The more successful sibling of "Rum".
    7:26 The even less successful version of "Rum".

  • @lavamander6421
    @lavamander6421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    0:40 my favorite space, JESUS CHRIST

  • @Elyboi_IsYes
    @Elyboi_IsYes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Dysphoria be like: 1:32

    • @jenniferlakatos586
      @jenniferlakatos586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me irl

    • @fwoofboi652
      @fwoofboi652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me irl

    • @Sweetie.21
      @Sweetie.21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't know what part of the video that took me to, but that's so relatable. The way she said it is just perfect.

    • @fwoofboi652
      @fwoofboi652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Sweetie.21 I may be wrong but I think Mayro is a trans girl

    • @wilsonsilva2918
      @wilsonsilva2918 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      shut up trannosaurus rex

  • @jdjxkducieopdkhwbs
    @jdjxkducieopdkhwbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    for those looking for the thumbnail 14:04

  • @magiccougar7836
    @magiccougar7836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    See me shining in the thumbnail 😎

    • @Grane1234
      @Grane1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Are you THE Magic Cougar? 😱

    • @thewholecircus
      @thewholecircus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like your funny words, magic cougar

    • @mysticmeowstic5524
      @mysticmeowstic5524 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      don't worry, one day you'll beat love and get all of the ministers, for I believe in ya!

    • @mystak3n
      @mystak3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aha there you are give me back my ministers

    • @thewholecircus
      @thewholecircus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shermendlakk *the youtube commentary community would like to know your location*

  • @exploslug
    @exploslug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    my favorite mode, *Raising.*

  • @yourlocalfrenchmemedealer
    @yourlocalfrenchmemedealer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    No one:
    Popular meme's comment section: 18:21

  • @biddleeewho4181
    @biddleeewho4181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    After not watching this channel for a while, I gotta say, I love the rapid fire editing. It makes the videos so much funnier.

  • @cowbellfreak
    @cowbellfreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Omg it's the zoom in while making a creepy joke for me 4:46

    • @GravitySucksGD
      @GravitySucksGD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Creepy as in the emotion or creepyproduce?

    • @cowbellfreak
      @cowbellfreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GravitySucksGD The one about the TH-camr

    • @nightmareman328
      @nightmareman328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought your grammar was bad because you were quoting one of the translated parts and then I realized you were using zoomer speak.

    • @cowbellfreak
      @cowbellfreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nightmareman328 My b, I edited it to make it easier to read

  • @quryshna
    @quryshna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    these are so fun! and NinTyler's editing adds to the fun 5/5 Quags

  • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
    @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:58 “Do you understand? The one who loses this little game will win!”

  • @judethomas6400
    @judethomas6400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "We need the Cuban Revolution!"
    Oh, so Mayro is Fidel Castro. That's nice.

    • @masterboa6321
      @masterboa6321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fidel mayro

    • @iexist1300
      @iexist1300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fun fact, Fidel Castro loved dairy.

  • @chaoticentityq9974
    @chaoticentityq9974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I dont know what takes longer:
    Translating this game or trying to translate Super Paper Mario (a heavy text based wii game, quite possible the most text out of all the paper mario games)

    • @EricMcNugget
      @EricMcNugget 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most of the dialogue in Super Paper Mario is actual text as far as I know as opposed to images.

    • @b1nary_f1nary
      @b1nary_f1nary 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EricMcNugget As it is in mario party, he wouldn't be able to change them other wise

  • @pufflemaster348
    @pufflemaster348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Twitter: Exists
    Celebrities: 7:13

    • @omarpikm2101
      @omarpikm2101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shanghai

    • @GregoryMom
      @GregoryMom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@omarpikm2101 🅰️

    • @Iibraryofruina
      @Iibraryofruina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@omarpikm2101 omar from maio kart 4 😳

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I feel like I’m listening to a drunk woman just her complete nonsense as I smile and nod to it as it’s oddly entertaining.

    • @FrizellaTheBee
      @FrizellaTheBee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait wait wait wait wait wait
      Mayro... Is a girl?

  • @TrainiaxMKW
    @TrainiaxMKW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF
    I mean, I’m glad because it’s hilarious but
    WHY

  • @ozzie6447
    @ozzie6447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Humour has gotten so strange these days that I laughed way too hard when all you said was “Todd Yolo”
    I’m not complaining

  • @bern.4
    @bern.4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:46
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!

  • @Quadruple__U
    @Quadruple__U 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I gotta love how one of these Minigames are called “Weaver Diarrhea” 3:30

  • @sluggy4574
    @sluggy4574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    sing about wooper more often
    !!!!!!!!!!

    • @Perryace
      @Perryace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Found it 3:20
      Very nice

  • @kaypi1259
    @kaypi1259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Love, Handle"
    clearly the names are side effects of the arousal

  • @markymark443
    @markymark443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:11 English class exam questions be like "What does the author mean when he/she says this?"

  • @ambient2153
    @ambient2153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:21 accurate description of joycons

  • @TASSnoop
    @TASSnoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    But what if I want to multiply by another woman and look at another woman!

  • @Kaia_19
    @Kaia_19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    welcome back to youtube mayro

  • @Cr_nch
    @Cr_nch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don’t think Magic Cougar is aroused by the little star, pretty sure it’s by the ministers.

  • @ondururagittandeska2004
    @ondururagittandeska2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:47 Hey all Scott hear and I am no legally a boss in Mario party 9.

  • @puca4313
    @puca4313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:46 "I think it's the little stars. I think he's a smash player"

  • @superbseth64
    @superbseth64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When Coca Cola jr. became
    the Confederate Coca-Cola
    jr.’s Maro’s party, it was
    Jacques Carnack’s Claywater
    Decker.
    Such a beautiful story thanks Mayro for showing us this masterpiece I think quag would be very proud of it
    Great video btw

  • @FateJHedgehog
    @FateJHedgehog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can appreciate that this video is pure gibberish yet I don't feel like I've lost any of the Mario Party experience because of that.

  • @largenames1245
    @largenames1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is very nostalgic, haven’t seen this game since i was in kindy. And I’m rewelcomed to this game with this

  • @yoshi_705
    @yoshi_705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ah, the 4 places. To come, Coast Game, They were financial and 4.

  • @4per8
    @4per8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:10 look at the subtittles

  • @Ridter
    @Ridter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mario Party 9 Translated Anti Piracy Screen I’m calling it

  • @Phoenix_Edgeworth
    @Phoenix_Edgeworth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:45 I ALMOST SPAT OUT MY DRINK

  • @anniehallisi4703
    @anniehallisi4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:09
    Again Bowser, what's wrong? Which site are you talking about? 😂😂

  • @lordecramox7394
    @lordecramox7394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've never seen Mario Party 9 or played it before, so I only know the stars as Ministers. I watched an actual Mario Party video and I was confused

  • @MadWeegee
    @MadWeegee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:34 wait...
    *YOU CAN TIE IN MARIO PARTY!?!?*

    • @meta04
      @meta04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All the earlier games unfortunately just have you roll dice blocks if you tie (later earlier entries consider you to actually tie if it's not for 1st), and these dice blocks are the same ones at the start of the board that don't themselves allow ties.

  • @thewholecircus
    @thewholecircus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    14:45 A woman vs. scott. Fitting TBH
    (Also mayro could have taken a selfie for woman but decided to stick with the theme and use a PNG. Understandable TBH)

    • @MayroSMM
      @MayroSMM  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was tempted but I thought on the offchance this blew up and others played it they'd be confused. It hasn't blown up so I probably could have got away with it lmao.

    • @thewholecircus
      @thewholecircus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MayroSMM I doubt that would be the MOST confusing thing to people playing it, you could still probably get away with it.

  • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
    @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:15 The pros of a long semimary.

  • @RacoonKeurigMachine
    @RacoonKeurigMachine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the new fast paced editing.
    (Also, epic cameo from the song “I Love You So”)

  • @pi2082
    @pi2082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:32 thanks for the bedtime story

  • @RyutaShinohara
    @RyutaShinohara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the fact that characters have two names like Waluigi is Love and Well or Peach isOops fruit and V and C.

  • @D4EMONSH4NK
    @D4EMONSH4NK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:48 AWESOME EVENT!

  • @aweseome245
    @aweseome245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    That moment when mario party decides to be H A L A L

  • @quacker2212
    @quacker2212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:27
    I couldn’t stop laughing for 5 minutes

  • @macmadness5932
    @macmadness5932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A few days ago i picked up mario party 9 again. Somehow while playing storymode, i managed to get birdo to win, and i finished in 3rd place.
    Also, shy guys tactics confuse and frighten me, but despite intentinally dropping to 0 starts at the halfway point of bobomb factory, almost came back and beat me

  • @JTTunes1204
    @JTTunes1204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn i didnt think Shermand Lakk enjoyed Arousal

  • @viliusdrozdovas9420
    @viliusdrozdovas9420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:03 no words

  • @elijahdage5523
    @elijahdage5523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Imagine wanting to multiply by another woman and look at another woman.

  • @Tom_BlacKat
    @Tom_BlacKat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was loosing it and crying when Bowser's and Bowser Jr.'s dialogue came up lol XD

  • @bigfootjinx9296
    @bigfootjinx9296 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the slowed reverb "Hey y'all, Scott here" before the Woz fight

  • @JackOfAllTradez_
    @JackOfAllTradez_ หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:42 GRAND DAD

  • @viliusdrozdovas9420
    @viliusdrozdovas9420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:23
    good question

  • @BodiBaghead
    @BodiBaghead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Waluigi got trasnlated to Love. That's why everyone was aroused.

  • @alexpotts6520
    @alexpotts6520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gotta be honest, that's a very wholesome thumbnail promoting religious tolerance :)

  • @Shadow64
    @Shadow64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The editing in this video is excellent lmao

  • @IndeCummings
    @IndeCummings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:47 Bowser tried to jumpscare everyone

  • @musicalmoongirl5055
    @musicalmoongirl5055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like the quick cuts in this video, they make it that much funnier.

  • @fawful9992
    @fawful9992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:03 Go for it, yay, meep, nipah*

  • @dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307
    @dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mario Party turned into a diplomatic game where you have to collect enough ministers to create the Al-Qaeda Caliphate
    Fun

  • @vitowidjojo7038
    @vitowidjojo7038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the fact you say according translation.
    Thanks.
    Oh, also the memes.

  • @eeveefan132
    @eeveefan132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Absolutely no one:
    Game: You are aroused

  • @ethanlittlejohn2536
    @ethanlittlejohn2536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    quag be slammin does keys doe

  • @abder200
    @abder200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hearing mayro making reference to the minecraft speedrun drama made me laugh way too loud

  • @storymaster21
    @storymaster21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I kind of wish mayro would make a "best of" of all his "translation" videos, and then. for no reason, one clip is an auto tuned music video of him reading the repeating text bubbles.

    • @generator314
      @generator314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Her pronouns are she/her/hers just so you know, or at least I'm pretty sure

  • @dwayneparsons1333
    @dwayneparsons1333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:13 this entire Bit Killed me lmao

  • @MadWeegee
    @MadWeegee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mayro: We have to make it all the way to magma mines
    Me: Remembers when she went to lucky island
    Edit: Looks like things have changed

  • @lowmicofficial
    @lowmicofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My fav names:
    Maro
    Oops fruit
    Captian Love
    Wom
    Ricker N. Dakar
    Commander Swark
    Jack
    Punch
    Lord Bob-Wemb
    Kiropo
    Sky
    Corebo Bollinger
    Captain Shermend Lakk
    Mick Kohler
    Dabban Coil
    Al-Kabtan

    • @mario-xz8fl
      @mario-xz8fl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about Bammer Bubble and Lear Light?

  • @patrickboner
    @patrickboner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mayro: Can i have 1
    *rolls a 1*
    Mayro: No

  • @alexparker9872
    @alexparker9872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:29 *Battery*
    Also I commented in the live chat here

    • @alexparker9872
      @alexparker9872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just commented this so I remember that I have presence in a TH-cam video not to show off

  • @neon_does_things4941
    @neon_does_things4941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Minister has a new definition now

  • @Charaster
    @Charaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fun fact someone also did this for a hat in time

    • @MayroSMM
      @MayroSMM  3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait really? I wanna see this!

    • @Charaster
      @Charaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MayroSMM its in the steam workshop ill take a look if i can find it

    • @Charaster
      @Charaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MayroSMM found it:
      steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2043117940&searchtext=timehat

  • @adianlmao
    @adianlmao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ah yes, my favorite mario character: *woman*

  • @fiedlerheise
    @fiedlerheise 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how both Handle and Magic Cougar were in the chat.

  • @Mc_Adore-r
    @Mc_Adore-r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WE NEED THE CUBAN REVOLUTION
    WE NEED IT

  • @KonroMan
    @KonroMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Mario Party game sure was a rousing.

  • @rebeccaturner1123
    @rebeccaturner1123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:20
    Americans trying to speak Chinese

  • @auditect950
    @auditect950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video, Mayro! Have all the talents of a blessed preacher!

  • @Jann75
    @Jann75 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, Mayro's REALLY rocking the Ghostbur color scheme.

  • @chamtheman551
    @chamtheman551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:18 When you left the car keys in your car, and then realized the car is locked

  • @rhettwarner6063
    @rhettwarner6063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SHERMEND LAKK, MAGIC COUGAR
    SHERMEND LAKK, MAGIC COUGAR
    SHERMEND LAKK, MAGIC COUGAR
    LOVE, HANDLE

  • @CooperDooper38
    @CooperDooper38 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:03 I definitely agree, Toad.

  • @benji5046
    @benji5046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:29 oh yea

  • @oneupglitch2582
    @oneupglitch2582 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's too bad that my dumb "Mayro's not a hypocrite" joke didn't make it in. It's sadder that the Sizable Quag didn't.

  • @crimsonstormsurge
    @crimsonstormsurge 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    YAHOO THE BEST SERIES ON TH-cam CONTINUES LOL: MAYROS QUEST FOR CUBAN MINISTERS

  • @storymaster21
    @storymaster21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:04:
    "when you connect the sea with you You are the shortest half of al-Qaeda inister"
    *THE CIA WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
    ..........
    *AND ALSO WHAT THE HECK YOU ARE SMOKING*

  • @lavamander6421
    @lavamander6421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite minigame? 6:53 King Kir King Tong Na King, of course.

  • @donovanmahan2901
    @donovanmahan2901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    everyone gangsta until someone's ministers turn into a rational function.

  • @oneup117gaming4
    @oneup117gaming4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Magic Cougar. A supreme being that powers the...uhh
    Shermend Lakk. Magic Cougar's underling. He commands the...uhh
    what

  • @Timster_07
    @Timster_07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favourite Mario Party 9 Boss:Woz