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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 มิ.ย. 2024
- Today, I played 3 games where every line of text was destroyed by Google Translate. Enjoy this strange trilogy of games featuring the world famous Joe Green and infamous criminal White Daddy.
CHAPTERS:
Intro - 0:00
Minecraft - 0:14
Ocarina of Time by Rokon - 4:31
Super Mario RPG by FantaKuat - 10:52
monkey :) - ตลก
I like the "You are screwed!" death screen
I remember when GTA SA's Wasted was translated in Russian as "Spent" (Потрачено), it became an eternal meme which is known even to this day
That would be better
The real crime against humanity is that in the German version of GTA V (I think it started much earlier) "AUSSER GEFECHT" is used for "WASTED", which is both two words, hence much longer and literally means "OUT OF (THE) COMBAT". Even worse, nowadays in Germany+Austria the capital (e)sz(ett)-ligature 'ẞ' should be used to form "AUẞER GEFECHT" which at least looks better imo. Why it's not just "ABGEMURKST", "UMGELEGT", etc. or plain old "GETÖTET" (literally: "KILLED") is beyond me.
The meanest death screen, lol
@@whohan779Because no capital version exists for ß, it is usually replaced with ss in fully capitalized words, so that part is technically correct
8:08 White Daddy gonna catch a huge case 💀
I was not ready for a horse to sexually assault a juggler today, but here we are. The worlds of Google Translate are vast, worrying, and most of all incomprehensible.
I cant believe what they called gaz
Can’t believe even Google Translate is into the age-old funny joke of Mario loving mushrooms
Ahlc
translate made the game 100x more disturbing
"I am the lord, I am the Mario"
That legitimately sounds threatening
The Minecraft credits segment reads like a conspiracy theorist's manifesto.
7:43 I got lore, Sooooo, the village named Cigarettes is ruled over by the tyrannical Princess Z who at night transforms into a white horse called "White Daddy" to touch people and pick up little girls. Truly a frightening place
That's Ohio I guess
@@SR_73 no the starting town in that game was ohio
@@SR_73 prime ohio too
Cigarettes has been crossed off my destination list
Who else wants a full series of Google translated super mario rpg
It would be catastrophe
And i want it
Yup
I want a full series for all of them
@@SABBATHSANITY I would check out book of mario by Fatguy703.
Me!
3:26 HE can transcend reality into video games
HE is a god
@@rl-zq3liOf course. After all, HE can read our minds.
@@dhwwiiexpertHE is an omnipresent being. No matter what value you pathetic mortals think your life has, you are nothing compared to HIM.
Here's a mention of HIM from the Italian version of Fallout 3:
When the player asks Roy Philips why he killed all the human residents of Tenpenny Tower, he responds with a simple "They had it coming!". In Italian they took the line's meaning way too literally, with Roy Philips answering the player's aforementioned question with the line: "L'hanno fatto venire!" which translates to... "They made him come here!", as if someone actually arrived there.
"YOU ARE SCREWED" - Minecraft, 2023
11:05
"Remember, switching to a mushroom is faster than reloading."
White Daddy needs Chris Hansen real quick
7:07 THE ENTIRETY OF CIGARETTES (BOTH THE NAME AND ALL OF THE DIALOGUE WITHIN THE LOCATION) HAD ME LAUGHING TO THE POINT WHERE I COULDNT BREATHE LMFAOOOOO
The White Daddy part was hilarious😂😂
yes well the lore is, white girl became a horse and touched some random guy many times
Cigarettes sounds like an awful place to live
I like how the Minecraft one is fairly tame but as soon as it hits Ocarina of Time shit hits the fan.
Gotta say, you have very quickly and easily became my favorite youtuber. It's rare for something to make me laugh when I'm by myself alone, but your videos have me laughing out loud the entire time.
Yea, im really thankful to the algorithm for finding this channel for me.
same!
Ackle
I respect you for editing in "hoot wireless" every time the owl appears.
🦉hoot wireless🦉
oh my absolute goodness I can explain one of the bad translations this rarely happens to me. Apple became sorry because of Korean. In Korean, both are 사과 (sagwa). Well, technically it's apology rather than sorry, but you can still tell how it got that way. It's very obvious through context which one you mean, if you are human with human meat brain. Machine with server brain still hasn't mastered this yet, apparently.
And yes, there are puns in Korean based on this though I literally cannot think of a single one right now. It also led me to develop my own English equivalent: applology. It is not the study of apples, it is a sorry apple. You are all welcome to it.
Anyway can you tell that I'm writing this at 2am
Well, our language has the worst translation quality on google so makes sense, 사과 could mean either apple or sorry. Still confusing for me as my Koreans a bit rusty as I live in the states now.
the npcs be confessing a little too much like that 💀
12:05 pardon?
14:54 - I don't think we need to know that 👀
12:05
Tell Mojang we need electrical protection in Minecraft now
11:47 I gently open the door.
:c
8:24 - that owl just wanted to say the N-word
Harv is the most underrated youtuber ive ever seen.His edits is insane,simple but very hilarious
I once knew someone who's name was spelled Eyan but pronounced Ian. Honestly, Iaine is not as bad
Still better than Briam with a Q
@@cienkitv2854 stroke?
@@dagoose.No, a bloke
How else would you pronounce Eyan?
@@conlon4332 ayy-an
TLOZ was ahead of its time, having its game set in Ohio and all way before it became a meme!
7:16 is what I needed at 00 56 AM
To hear
Mr. Hands
I know that this series is how you got the small cult fan base, but I think it would be great if you did more of your other types of videos. It would be hard to top “Wikipedia’s strangest language”, and it’s healthy to have diversity in the videos you make. Love your channel
Yeah, like for example I thought the castle one was pretty fun too, wouldn’t mind seeing more rating castles in other countries or other out-there types of houses for sale.
I love how Minecraft's translation was pretty okay and then it got downhill really quickly once you got to Cigarettes in Ocarina of Tome
11:28 the hoi4 declaration of war sound effect, loved it❤
5:48 My favourite moment.
9:05 I like how the head tilting forward was timed with “LEGS”
I'm in a wheel chair and I can't do anything
As a Dutch person, 2:52 felt epic
Indeed
You should do more of these. Especially a "half life google translate" video.
1:30 The Apple must be Canadian.
Or Fluttershy...
2:02 BAD NEWS??? THOSE ARE THE BEST NEWS, YES, SCREW ACACIA
2:54 all F1 fans just screamed in terror
Deep rock galactic is absolutely hilarious with a google translator mod, but it also has an AI voice generator to say to voicelines, one for "task department" and another for the "gnomes".
Hey that's my one! I feel so proud.
Nice to see you doing some variety, Harv! Great work!
Harv, you're a living legend
Yo , the quality on these videos is insane. Great content.
15:55 made me laugh so bad that i almost choked on my own saliva dude this video is so great
"I have been touched many times by horses" did Mr. Hands do this?
12:58 HE lore
1:30 I wonder if this was translated to "sorry" because in korean, apple and apologize have the same pronunciation
Appleogy
1:13 HE lore
HE shot an arrow
no
HE is so powerful, he made it into the minecraft world
I love this series so much.
this is a goddamn fever dream man 😭
Hell yeah I'm gonna curse that family to get rich.
Shit got serious when the ministry of commerce was summoned
Your content is hilarious. Love the videos
“You are screwed” takes on a new meaning in Hardcore Mode
Great video as always , I always get some good laughs
This guy is the definition of underrated good youtuber
bro this is the greatest thing I have seen, genuinely made me laugh really hard
4:14 3 days. Yes, we all have 3 days to live!
Some unexpected majora's mask logic
Without water
Holy shit i havent laughed this hard in a long time. Good stuff, StarvHarv. You should also do undertale
This is so fuckign funny holy shit
I've never seen Ocarina of Time or Mario RPG so I am extra confused not knowing the original and that just adds to the fun haha😂
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
Destroy the SCP wiki with translate next, please.
6:48 why the translate had to bring bad memories of Europe
To suggest some other games that have been devoured by google translate, there is Book of Mario thousands of doors and Dr. Ron's Delta
Edit: I can't believe I forgot about the Lisa the pointless google translate mod! That one's good too
And Half-Life google translate edition
Thank you. This video was amazing
This guy stays underrated
5:20 Cookie Clicker Was right all along, the cookie is a almighty deity!
Yes.
4:00 Minecraft just violated women in every language 💀💀💀
1:36 me one upping Diogenes
5:05 You are now entering Ohio, you can never leave!
Man this is like the most underrated channel in the world
white daddy picking little girls part was so funny!
08:06 My favorite part.
Anyone else severely disturbed by 11:42?
I still hold out for another video in this series. One day
1:13 HE shot an arrow
1:43 well you need to process it... But it's not wrong 😂
2:53 PLEASE not the Netherlands anthem... I've heard it too much last year in F1! 😭💀
one sorry a day keeps the doctor away
6:13 12 clock years 😂
12 hours old
Loved the "Hoot Wireless" audio clip!
Beautiful.
Made me smile a lot.
3:06 Joe Green, AKA Giuseppe Verdi
We need a second part of this
i love these videos
11:24 The HOI4 War sound killed me
Yes, the website is a service. HE can read our minds.
He lore got extended.
As a non-English native, 4:34 is how we view English
13:02 hey a😏🤷♂👁🚫🥴🐕
Funny video as always!
6:46 Europe during the Black Death
like zoinks scoob those civilians were unarmed
just fall on this video by youtube, laugh a lot, now i am looking to watch more, new subscriber
2:52 g e k o l o n i s e e r d
s p i c e
Underrated video fr
1:37 BEHOLD A MAN!
This man is HEEEEEAVILY under-subbed! This shit is fucking golden!
Pretty sure the regular stone in minceraft is supposed to be limestone
Tbh HE is the god of google translate
I like how the military section had artillery and auxiliary, accompanied by coq with pressure blast
Brilliant!
2:51 as an F1 fan, this is my most favourite song ever